45 Times People Didn&#8217;t Think Their Message Through And It Resulted In These Fails

I'm lay sheep in China 4 years ago

People who watched movie w/ subtitles

2points

Eduard Korhonen 4 years ago

The confusion is literally the point of this one. It's supposed to be jumbled to get the message home.

67points

Sophia Graubart 4 years ago

Well yeah, but usn't it dangerous if people are trying to read the sign instead of looking at the road

18points

Dr Nostromo 4 years ago

Now that one is intelligent. Nice job.

32points

Raine Soo 4 years ago

This sign is going to cause an accident for sure.

18points

Something 4 years ago

Only if it is actually on the road. It may not be.

3points

Ekate 4 years ago

That's on purpose.

15points

Deal _Anneal 4 years ago

This post is not meant to be here! இ௰இ

10points

El Dee 4 years ago

Very clever, but also very stupid. Probably the most distracting road signage I've ever seen..

5points

Maurettis 3 years ago

Not really a fail this one

2points

Elaine Delvecchio 4 years ago

I hope this sign isn't posted somewhere that a person who is driving can see it. It may cause an accident.

2points

Graham Thordarson 4 years ago

EXACTLY what I was thinking!

0points

Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago

You're also pretty likely to have an accident trying to read this sign.

2points

#2

Jesus Scares

Final score:

532points

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Ekate 4 years ago

Not just me, then?

254points

Zenozenobee 4 years ago

When I was a kid, I sometimes slept at my great-grand mother's place. There was a very detailed crucifix (the dude seemed really in pain) above the bed, and it seemed really heavy. I don't know if I was more scared of the dying man himself or of the potential fall of the crucifix on my head during my sleep

14points

depressePANcake 4 years ago

He’s a literal zombie!

13points

Michael Capriola Jr. 4 years ago

LOL

0points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

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Dr Nostromo 4 years ago

Actually, Jesus is fine. Some of his followers scare me, though.

38points

spirit wolf 4 years ago

Yes, I'd totally invite him to din... supper! He also totally looks like he'd bring kombucha and enjoy vegan digs. (No offence)

11points

Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago

I know what you mean. Too many Christians, or perhaps more appropriately people who claim to be Christians, are utter jerks.

8points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

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mph seti 4 years ago

Jesus doesn't scare me, but the majority of his followers do.

7points

Fixin'Ta 4 years ago

Not if you know him.

4points

Raine Soo 4 years ago

That'll put the scare into you!

4points

Kathrine Rux 4 years ago

the god fandom is just horrible ngl hella toxic imo

3points

S. Tor Storm 4 years ago

Well, when he woke up from the dead.. yes!

3points

Martz Migraña 4 years ago

Quoting Gogol Bordello: "I think it may started the rumour That the Lord ain't got no humour"

2points

Supertransistor 1 year ago

Quoting Depeche Mode: "I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours but I think that god has a sick sense of humour"

0points

Tom Susala 4 years ago

Jesus is ok, Priests are scary...

2points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

some priests are scary

3points

Chancey 4 years ago

Boo!!!

2points

#3

Will There Be Blood Or Not!?

Final score:

509points

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Dr Nostromo 4 years ago

Well, make up your mind.

181points

Madison Feehan 4 years ago

Sounds like the menstrual cycle.

33points

Draco Malfoy 4 years ago

haha, or an indecisive murderer

5points

Diamond dami༼ つ •‿• ༽つ 4 years ago

No way you read this,does this make sense

6points

Christina Uhlir 4 years ago

Cruelty and suffering of the innocent beings does not make sense.

0points

Douglas Turner 4 years ago

Not gonna lie, I kinda want to know... sorta.

2points

Hello it Smee 4 years ago

Sounds like a horror comedy

2points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

Possibly, but we're not sure. It's unlikely, but weirder things have happened. Be prepared...just in case.

1point

DogMom 4 years ago

Seems intentional?

1point

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

sounds like an Oasis gig

1point

Daria B 4 years ago

One where you got so drunk you wake up with a broken nose. ♡

1point

Vic 4 years ago

I love crossover movies..

1point

l frank 4 years ago

You gotta take a side.. Sign makers these days am I right??

0points

Just like most things on the internet, the subreddit Don't Dead Open Inside wasn’t created out of nowhere. The trope first came to internet users' attention when its name was used in a promotional poster for the TV series The Walking Dead. To this day, the Don't Dead Open Inside poster, revealed on July 2nd, 2010, stands as one of the most recognized examples of the trope in popular culture that caused the cult following on Reddit.

According to Know Your Meme, the infamous poster featured a photograph of a double door with the words "Don't Open" written on the left side and "Dead Inside" written on the right, which should be interpreted "Don't open, dead inside" if read in the correct order. The whole fun of the trope is revealed when the reader reads the phrase line by line instead, which sounds like "Don't dead open inside."

#4

Well That Seems Unfair

Final score:

497points

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Susan Green 4 years ago

I feel sorry for those kids.

197points

John Smith 4 years ago

Hahaha

5points

Night Owl 4 years ago

Yeah, poor kids

4points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

yeah... OW

4points

Susan Green 4 years ago

Hello

1point

Fieke Engelen 4 years ago

Maybe they're big enough to kick back?

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago

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Madison Feehan 4 years ago

Being a parent is hard.

20points

Helen Haley 4 years ago

What did the kids do?

12points

Theoretical Empiricist 4 years ago

They were in lockdown with their stress-out work-from-home parents.

5points

Saint Thomas 4 years ago

Where can we get tickets ?

8points

Lena Hill 4 years ago

RIP children

7points

Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Weirdly specific

6points

Damon Tripodi 4 years ago

I'd pay

5points

Adam Rindegård 4 years ago

sign me up!

4points

Znaya 4 years ago

That's not in the manual 🤭

4points

Linda HS 4 years ago

The kids must have done something really really bad??🤦

2points

#5

Choose Abortion Life Kills

Final score:

480points

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Couldnt_Find_A_Good_Name 4 years ago

Well if you think about it.... Life does kill at some point....(/s)

309points

Colin Allcars 4 years ago

Guys! Scientists have found Oxygen to be toxic! Anyone who breathes it will die in about 80 years!

44points

ALonelyPanda 4 years ago

Science and studies have shown that almost 100% of people who have lived have died or will die. LIFE KILLS!

18points

Dizzy Falcon 4 years ago

Not wrong

8points

Sharon Nicoll 4 years ago

They should try two signs, apart from each other!

1point

Joe Reaves 4 years ago

It has a 100% mortality rate.

0points

error_404_user_not_found 4 years ago

and people abort fetuses before before the fetus is alive sooo... the sign is right

0points

Something 4 years ago

Drop the /s. All death is caused by life.

0points

Kris Vandenberghe 4 years ago

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Lena Hill 4 years ago (edited)

I mean they’re not wrong

24points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

Also, there's something about that bleak background that really speaks to me... it's almost artistic...

18points

blugeagua 4 years ago

Here's an idea! Mind your own damn business if it's not your body.

16points

yourdailydoseofcrazy 4 years ago

YES

5points

BRAXTON BODEN 4 years ago

i love how the three who go against this have there comments hidden

2points

CowboyHank 4 years ago

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Computernaut 4 years ago

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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

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Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

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Christina Uhlir 4 years ago (edited)

Thanks for your comment, Luna. What's saddest is that humans do NOT need to kill any sentient being in order to live, and by that they would preserve their health and the health of our planet. The win - win - win situation; when can we claim that?

1point

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

In fact, life is the first cause of death...

13points

Paradox Skye 4 years ago

How to Trigger Both Pro-Life and Pro-Choice at the same time! xD, Mission Accomplished.

12points

Erik Ivan 4 years ago

Well, the death rate of living humans is 100%.

10points

Guido Pisano 4 years ago

Well life is primary cause of death...

9points

MoonWitch 4 years ago

Abortion is awesome <3

8points

Shmoopaloop 4 years ago

It sometimes is needed but it isn't awesome, ending an unborn child's life before they can live it is something serious. I'm sorry but abortion is not an easy topic for me. It's hard to think about without feeling bad. sry for the depressing comment.

1point

Gay Llama 4 years ago

I don't find it particularly "awesome" although I am pro choice. Pro choice is awesome.

0points

Computernaut 4 years ago

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#6

5 Extremely Slow Children Playing

Final score:

474points

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Chancey 4 years ago

Commas save lives.

200points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

as do colons....

14points

Requiem 4 years ago

no road sign will ever use punctuation

8points

Dr Nostromo 4 years ago

That's right. Just take "Let's eat, dad" and "Let's eat dad" for example.

7points

Damon Tripodi 4 years ago

Let's eat Chancey

6points

Anon Anon 4 years ago

Not a comma, bro. A semicolon saves lives, and people don't know how to freaking use them anymore.

3points

Nea 4 years ago

In this case, semi-colon!

3points

Michael Capriola Jr. 4 years ago

"Let's eat, Timmy" is acceptable for the dinner table. "Let's eat Timmy" is acceptable for a raft in the middle of the ocean.

1point

Just A Banana. 3 years ago

5, extremely slow, children playing.

0points

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Deal _Anneal 4 years ago

SLOW CHILDREN'S LIVES MATTER ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

22points

Premislaus de Colo 4 years ago

Slow children deserve to play too

12points

Bill 4 years ago

I don't see five children in the picture

11points

Zoe Vokes 4 years ago

Used to have a sign near us “CHILDREN DRIVE SLOWLY THROUGH VILLAGE”.

9points

Carrie Laughs 4 years ago

My favourites are ones like 'Police Slow' Oh, good - I can speed!

1point

Laura Mende 4 years ago

LITTLE SLOTHS!!

7points

zims 4 years ago

There used to be 6, that's why they had to put up a sign

4points

Douglas Turner 4 years ago

Is it still okay to call them slow, though?

2points

Znaya 4 years ago

Drive with extreme caution .......... .. in very slow motion 😀

2points

Vic 4 years ago

What is confusing here? The sign clearly says "5 extremely slow children playing" (probably slow loris babies)

2points

Knowing the speed things surf around social media, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that a couple of users on Twitter shared their reactions to the unusual poster on social media. In the following years, “the memes based on the joke were made, with Know Your Meme user irish_swede archiving one such example on March 12, 2013,” reported Know Your Meme.

On May 17th, 2014, the subreddit r/dontdeadopeninside was created, where the community collected cases of the trope found in popular culture, design, advertising, etc. Today, it’s home to 603k members that follow a strict set of rules for submissions.

#7

Doesn’t Sound Like Fun

Final score:

447points

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Ekate 4 years ago

Exactly how I feel about watching most sports

325points

Anonymous Panda 4 years ago

Agreed.

15points

The Drawer Of Fanart 4 years ago

Yep.

7points

The 5-star rated 5-star rating system 4 years ago

Same.

7points

Baconator 4 years ago

This made me laugh so hard for some reason

5points

Princess Toadstool 4 years ago

Same

5points

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

Agreed

5points

Yort 4 years ago

Wow they ran for four seconds and then spent five minutes regrouping, so much fun to watch!

4points

Emo Sloth 4 years ago

tbh, it's just ads and time-outs for me. the only real action is for publicity

2points

jonnotheGOAT 4 years ago

it's just the ads and timeouts that annoy me

1point

MORGAN Bocchicchio Chaudhri 4 years ago

same

0points

Myxomatosis 4 years ago

Basketball and golf for sure.

0points

Sharon Nicoll 4 years ago

I like football, not basketball!

0points

Draga Millani 4 years ago

lmaooo

0points

McF(l)urry 4 years ago

ye

-1point

Znaya 4 years ago

Couldn't have said it better myself, b-o-r-i-n-g!😀

9points

Isaac7lego 4 years ago

lol!!!

3points

Daria B 4 years ago

In other words, a sleeping pill.

3points

GoodCatto 4 years ago

Or poppy seeds.

2points

Alditekim 4 years ago

Yawn fest!

2points

Galactik 4 years ago

that's in my home town lol

2points

Maleficent 4 years ago

this sounds like something yoda would say

2points

Linda HS 4 years ago

Some sports are like this poster

2points

a very smol kitteh 4 years ago

hahahaha non action and stop exitmet

2points

YokkaOrYotta 4 years ago

me watching sports...

2points

#8

Don’t Save A Life Be Afraid To Give Blood

Final score:

413points

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Susan Green 4 years ago

Whew! I was afraid they were going ask me to give blood.

179points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

lol

6points

Rory Ell 4 years ago

well technoblade will come for it at some point

1point

Sharon Nicoll 4 years ago

This really too stupid!!!

0points

GaeFrog 4 years ago

My dyslexia actually made sense of this ;-;

7points

Galaxrrhere 4 years ago

I wonder how many people gave blood that :-\

0points

OrangeChicken 4 years ago

I imediatly thought of Jehova's Witnesses when I saw this

2points

McF(l)urry 4 years ago

well i wasn't planning on it, but okay......

1point

Johanna Mueller 4 years ago

reverse psychology?

1point

a very smol kitteh 4 years ago

hahaha

1point

Maciej Zajaczkowski 4 years ago

You get to interpret it the way you want to

1point

The funny one 4 years ago

I was afraid they would force me to gib bloood

1point

GalaxyGriffin 4 years ago

This seems so ridiculous I kind of think it's a joke. I mean, how would this have run through anyone with a normal reading style?

1point

Cactuar Jon 4 years ago

I feel like this is a subtle cry for help >_>

1point

#9

Shosple Colupis

Final score:

367points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

Why do people do this?

209points

Riani Kivela 4 years ago

I don't get it. My daughter loves getting her new shosple colupis each fall to start the year.

32points

Daria B 4 years ago

Sounds like some magic spell.

10points

Tristan Jones 4 years ago

They didn't even apply the colour fill to the inside of the letters 'o' and 'p'. How do they expect kids to learn anything in this environment?

7points

Kind Pegasus 95 4 years ago

Sounds like a Harry Potter spell lol-

6points

Dr Nostromo 4 years ago

Oh, heck. I forgot to pick up my colupis.

6points

Beeps 4 years ago

Wow, they sell shosple colupis, my favourite!

5points

mac 4 years ago

Shosple Colupis is Latin for school supplies.

4points

Ivo H 4 years ago

Swish and flick!

4points

Theoretical Empiricist 4 years ago

Somehow, the sign seems completely appropriate, considering how the items are shelved.

3points

The first and most important rule is that all posts have to comply to DDOI format. “Signs must be read correctly top to bottom, and incorrectly left to right, like any text, usually. Though it does not matter how easily you can read them, it is highly encouraged to only post images with little separation or spacing between the columns of words.”

The community doesn’t allow both reposts and memes, and encourages users to “put the 'correctly read' way in the title, like 'DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE.'”

#10

Guaranteed Reduced Quality

Final score:

361points

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Ekate 4 years ago

That's accurate. How many carcinogens are in that stuff?

73points

Bill 4 years ago

According to the study of the week, everything is a carcinogen

15points

Zophra 4 years ago

Ah, but tasty carcinogens!

6points

Logically Reasonable 4 years ago

It's carcinochicken!! YUM!

2points

Yort 4 years ago

Probably way less than the carcinogens the sun gives off. #banthesun

2points

Thomas Turnbull 4 years ago

73

1point

Dale Overturf 4 years ago

“Woke” award of the day goes to... 🥇

1point

Something 4 years ago

Irrelevant. It's only reduced quality if it used to be better at some point.

1point

Leo Domitrix 4 years ago

I have no idea on the number of carcinogens, but this is why I'm glad to be a vegetarian!

1point

Elaine Delvecchio 4 years ago

Yuk, bacteria too!

-1point

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

And THIS is what happens when your company is too cheap to hire an actual graphic designer. The ability to purchase Photoshop doesn't make you a graphic designer.

4points

Galaxrrhere 4 years ago

Pshh... I don't care, I would still devour that chicken

0points

Luuta 4 years ago

Honest Advertising.

2points

AndersM 4 years ago

You could but that sticker on 90% of all industrial food.

2points

Znaya 4 years ago

Buyer beware

2points

Sam T Godfrey 4 years ago

Maybe that's because it's "not ovenable"? Possibly "not edible" too...

1point

Michael Capriola Jr. 4 years ago

Colonel Bucket's Chicken Blasphemy. An hour later you're on the toilet again.

1point

Christina Uhlir 4 years ago

.....on the toilet and lucky to be still alive.

1point

Mumof1 4 years ago

Dead right!

1point

Oerff On Tour 4 years ago

Reduce quality, increase profits

1point

Salam Payne 4 years ago

We appreciate your honesty

1point

#11

7 Surprising Black Ways To Use Beans

Final score:

345points

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Flowers 4 years ago

Black bean smoothie sounds gross.

274points

that rando_;) 4 years ago

I feel half of it does sound gross. Black bean pancakes. No, just no.

46points

Hans 4 years ago

Black beans are delicious, but the smoothy really is extreme.

15points

Martz Migraña 4 years ago

In Mexico we've got beans "atole" which is a sweet hot beverage. It's surprisingly good actually!

14points

Tabby_Sohee 4 years ago

Actually it’s really good... have you ever had patbingsu? The Korean version of snow cones made with pat (black) beans? It’s really popular

6points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

It's probably chocolate (like the black bean brownies). The beans mostly provide the viscosity.

6points

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

and brownies...

5points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

and that's why it's very surprising.

2points

zims 4 years ago

Mommy blogs call it "A Fun And Clever Way To Get Your Kids to Eat Vegetables!" Kids call it "The Trustbreaker."

1point

Alyssa Fiedler 4 years ago

THEY ALL DO THOUGH, YUCK, I WOULD DIE!!! MY MOM MAKES ME DO THIS DUMB KETO DIET, IT IS SOOOO GROSS

1point

Rainbow Panda 4 years ago

It looks like chocolate smoothie, you could use that as a prank. 🍫

1point

Nubis Knight 4 years ago

I like Adzuki-beans in mochis, so I think this could be really tasty - and beans have many Proteins, so vegan protein drink!

1point

Deal _Anneal 4 years ago

kidney beans are better....no cap

1point

RandomHumanBean 4 years ago

but blackbean brownies and pancakes donet?

0points

Anonymous Panda 4 years ago

same with black bean brownies.

0points

Polina Semeniuk 4 years ago

There's Black Bean Brownies, Mashed Black Beans, Black Bean Smoothies, HECK, EVEN BLACK BEAN PANCAKES. ALL OF THOSE SOUND GROSS.

0points

Nate Hull 4 years ago

You don't know how a black bean lover would react.

0points

MAKtheknife 4 years ago

So does black bean pancakes - Yucky!

0points

Thumbs Down 4 years ago

huh! I'm intrigued, I gotta admit. Think about it, actually. Black beans are probably the most easy-going flavored bean! (hmmm...)

0points

Bitty Monster Forever 4 years ago

and brownies don't

-1point

Hedonism Bot 4 years ago

Black bean brownies also sound like a wildly inappropriate combination of flavors.

-1point

Christina Uhlir 4 years ago (edited)

Should use the word "soup" instead, although it's the same end product (some smoothies are intended to be consumed warm). Don't up-vote "gross", try it.

-2points

Yort 4 years ago

I think beans are gross, period.

-3points

Monty Is Fiennes 4 years ago

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Damon Tripodi 4 years ago

Black beans matter

35points

Lena Hill 4 years ago

I’m sorry, but BLACK BEAN SMOOTHIE????? Like the rest I can maybe understand, but...why???

16points

Cora Fields 4 years ago

Shrimp gumbo, shrimp salad, shrimp cocktail...

14points

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue, but people call me Bubba!

0points

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

Welcome to "The Farts Festival"!!! You can hear it, you can smell it! Fart with us!

11points

Damon Tripodi 4 years ago

Why are the black beans printed in brown?

9points

Sam T Godfrey 4 years ago

They actually are brown, when they're wet they look black. <-- Encyclopedia George

0points

Sarah Young 4 years ago

Black bean brownies are actually good.

7points

Jihan Kim 4 years ago

wtf is this abomination....

6points

Screeching Cryptid 4 years ago

black bean brownies are actually pretty damn good

4points

Kinslee Hager 4 years ago

Eww black bean pancakes

4points

#12

Aliectass

Final score:

320points

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Ekate 4 years ago

Just keep the "ASS ASS IN" over the sofa, chuck the rest?

377points

d bradley 4 years ago

why the heck is assassin on the list to begin with? it's like an almost reformed Jason Bourne decorator show

32points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

I like how you think

29points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

put them all over the house like a scavenger hunt

7points

real._.izuku 4 years ago

Sounds like @Katsuki Bakugou

5points

John Smith 4 years ago

Ass ass in

5points

AzKhaleesi 4 years ago

or hang that one in the bathroom

4points

Liv 3 years ago

HOW DID YOU NOT GET CENSORED?!-

0points

Anonymous Panda 4 years ago

ASS ASS IN!!!

0points

Barbar Stewart 4 years ago

LOL 😂

0points

Elaine Delvecchio 4 years ago

LOl!

0points

Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

ASSASSIN doesn't quite fit with the others.

73points

Draco Malfoy 4 years ago

yeah... well, depends on your family

34points

Christy Smith 4 years ago

They picked it so they could put ASS ASS on there =*)

5points

Amber Ice 4 years ago

😂that's what I thought

-1point

Alexandra Bondar 4 years ago

"One of these things is not like the others-"

45points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

I'd think two are unlike --- four 9letter words that fit their 3x3 grid, two 8letter words. Wait, you're right, it's 5 nouns and 1 adverb, so Dedicated is the odd one out. Or no, wait, ...

10points

Lena Hill 4 years ago (edited)

EQUAFFASS ALIECTASS TYIONIN ADVSINDED ENTCERICA UREITYTED

34points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago

Ummm ... I read that aloud and now there's a scary monster in my room.

46points

MelFunction 4 years ago

Assassin? How did 'assassin' get in there?

30points

N G 4 years ago

It was a ninja assassin

19points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Okay five of those are values someone might aspire to and one is the word for a contract killer? I'm so lost

17points

Mimi M 4 years ago

I think someone was thinking of the word 'passion', but English wasn't their native language.

8points

Dhukath 4 years ago

Is this a Wizards house? Says in a deep voice "EQU ASS ASS"

16points

Draco Malfoy 4 years ago (edited)

yes, this is Pansy's house

9points

mph seti 4 years ago

Bad layout aside, why is the word 'assassin' up there? One of these things is not like the others...

13points

glowworm2 4 years ago

Why is "assassin" part of this thing?

12points

WildHoneyPie 4 years ago

It's an affectionate, sincere, dedicated assassin who believes in equality with a touch of adventure.

11points

Ryan Su 4 years ago

What has two butts and kills people?

11points

Le Box of Shame 4 years ago

ass ass in!

6points

#13

Stolen From My Friends Snap Story

Final score:

313points

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Lena Hill 4 years ago

They are coming for us

106points

TALL_YODA 4 years ago

Get down David wait David? NOOOOOOOOOOO DAVID NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BROOOOTHER WHYYYYYYYY WHY CRULE WORLD WHYYYY 😭😭😭😭

2points

Draco Malfoy 4 years ago

the fact that it's for 6 year olds and younger almost makes this seem intentional haha

13points

Premislaus de Colo 4 years ago

I absolutely adore the idea od a midget bounce house...

5points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

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Megumi Saikou 4 years ago

For a second I thought it said Midget Town The Get Down. XD

3points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

Where is that "the" even supposed to go?

2points

Emma Goldstein 4 years ago

It's supposed to be The Midtown Get down I'm assuming.

1point

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago (edited)

Instructions for the six year old.

1point

Requiem 4 years ago

Midgets are already as far down as they can get

1point

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

6 years old and under--those midgets with midget the heck out of this town.

1point

Physo 4 years ago

They're down the street, there are millions of them! Hide!

1point

CynderAce 4 years ago

I'm silently dying of laughter

0points

#14

I Am Dond

Final score:

308points

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Ekate 4 years ago

Dond doesn't look too happy with his hoodie.

285points

Vic 4 years ago (edited)

I AM Dond.. trying to be women's best friend or trying to be forever..

20points

Gurnox 4 years ago

Dond has had enough of this sh*t

13points

TALL_YODA 4 years ago

I am dond plz date me I am model

9points

Lisa Tetlow 4 years ago

I believe it's pronounced Dee-ond. ;)

1point

Timi 4 years ago

😂

1point

Sum Guy 4 years ago

It took me a very long time to realise it says diamond

77points

Y T 4 years ago

Maybe because you are dond

18points

Christy Smith 4 years ago

I'm glad you figured it out because I couldn't & had to come to the comments to find out.

10points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago

Oh... now that you mentioned it, I see that but initially, I honestly thought it said "I am Dond."

7points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I had to see your comment to realise that..... I thought it was meant to say I'm done and it was mistake! Well,probably I'm done😂😂

3points

MoonWitch 4 years ago

SAMEEEE - embrace the bond

3points

Amber Ice 4 years ago

I kinda thought D on D 😏

1point

Beverly Neasbitt 4 years ago

Thank you! I never would have guessed!

0points

Adrienne Kushner 4 years ago

Thank you! I thought it was some crazy joke I didn't understand or some new phrase kids are using.

0points

Audra Berkley 4 years ago

Thank you. I had no idea what it was trying to say!

0points

GalacticUnicorn 4 years ago

I had no clue. Thanks!

0points

Amber Ice 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Madison Feehan 4 years ago

What is that actually supposed to say?

16points

glowworm2 4 years ago

Diamond.

9points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

I am dIAMond. only realized it was diamond from the comments.

10points

AndersM 4 years ago

Hi Dond. Why the long face?

9points

Galaxrrhere 4 years ago

I wonder if he made the hoodie himself?

4points

Jumilicious 4 years ago

I dond understand.

6points

Theoretical Empiricist 4 years ago

My best guess is that this guy is renouncing the self-deceptive label of "DIAMOND" and claiming the wiser declaration "I AM".

5points

T J 4 years ago

Thanks for the explanation. The older I get the dumber I get

2points

bon bon (still purple boi) 4 years ago

it supposed to say "diamond"

5points

Lisa Tetlow 4 years ago

Yes. The letters IA and M are in pink. Factory defect.

0points

Binx 4 years ago

A fallen diamond?

5points

GaeFrog 4 years ago

Hi dond :3

4points

#15

Stand Hong With Kong

Final score:

302points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

Stand with Hong Kong. I'm not sure why it wasn't written this way.

76points

Vic 4 years ago (edited)

Stand Hong with Kong! (Unless you are a Godzilla supporter)

24points

real._.izuku 4 years ago

Because in most Korean, Japanese, and Chinese culture, they write vertically. Not horizontally

14points

chi-wei shen 4 years ago

Even though nowadays Chinese is usually written from left to right it's an old tradition to write from top to bottom and this old style still can be seen on a regular basis.

9points

*insert funny name* 4 years ago

Stand Strong with King Kong

2points

Iconic 3 years ago

I dont understand why any of them were written this way yet here we are

0points

Premislaus de Colo 4 years ago

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Dirk Daring 4 years ago

Nah man... I stand chilla with Godzilla.

13points

Dizzy Falcon 4 years ago

REJECT LIZARD... RETURN TO MONKE

3points

bryguy 4 years ago

The reason for a lot of these is because in Chinese they read and write vertically, not horizontally like you are reading this sentence. So, out of habit, they write these signs in English but still top to bottom.

8points

Lou 4 years ago

Chinese, Japanese, etc, they write in columns, not rows.

3points

Daria B 4 years ago (edited)

With computers, however, these things are kind of changing. Not saying it's a new standard, the standard is still the column, but the horizontal way is also very very common. Also, there's east Asian languages that use the horizontal + left-to-right as default, such as Korean.

3points

Myxomatosis 4 years ago

This is written normally for people of Korean, Japanese, and Chinese Cultures. They write top to bottom. In other words : Vertically - not Horizontally - like english speakers and 'MuriKKKa

2points

Alditekim 4 years ago

Kong is gonna destroy everything. Stay hong!

1point

Mama Panda 4 years ago

Maybe Kong doesn't want standing Hong?

1point

Draco Malfoy 4 years ago

I stand hong with kong <3

1point

engineer_nope.avi 4 years ago

"Stand Hong with King Kong"?

1point

Joeshar 4 years ago

We need Kong to deal with Godzilla. Also need his buddy Hong.

1point

#16

Well If You Insist

Final score:

299points

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Ekate 4 years ago

Keep your shirt on and chow down

75points

Amanita muscaria 4 years ago

yeah!

1point

Emperor Kitten 4 years ago

Anti-insta

3points

Vic 4 years ago

I'm totally onboard! *Grabs plate*

3points

a very smol kitteh 4 years ago

mmm, thank you very much i will dig in now

1point

sturmwesen 4 years ago

a sign for influencers?

1point

Lena Hill 4 years ago (edited)

WHY AREN’T YOU EATING IT XD

1point

aphmau 4 years ago

You might want to put an actual sign there or else I wouldn't eat it

0points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Go to a dive through where you need no explaination.

0points

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

It would take more than a confusing sign to keep me from sampling that.

0points

Sam T Godfrey 4 years ago

I eat many display. More please.

0points

#17

If You Were In A Car, Would You Know What Accident To Do?

Final score:

283points

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Ekate 4 years ago

I usually go with spilling hot coffee on myself when the lid's not on properly.

203points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

Ohhh, and you just let car decide the rest? That isn't a bad idea.

10points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago

Sensible choice.

2points

Rhys Tal Cernunnos 4 years ago

I don't know... 3rd degree burns are not for the faint of heart.

2points

Michael Capriola Jr. 4 years ago

That's a good one. But it doesn't top Margaret Cho shitting herself.

1point

Audrey Rasmussen 4 years ago

yep

0points

Madison Feehan 4 years ago

Depends on the day: Mondays are donut spillage, Tuesday is missing mask day, and Wednesdays, well they're just for fun!

12points

Vic 4 years ago

Yes, bang my face against the airbags, but I don't think you need to know that, it happens automatically..

9points

Carrie Laughs 4 years ago

I'd just put on fresh lippy before starting my journey and left a perfect kiss in the centre of my airbag - the ambulance fellas thought it was hilarious.

3points

Mama Panda 4 years ago

Well that depends. If I am hitting a speed bump, I spill my soda. If I am about to be hit by a train or a bus, then I will pee myself.

6points

Linda HS 4 years ago

I usually don't kinda sorta 'choose' my accidents. I just do it!😂

6points

Alditekim 4 years ago

Depends on how many victims i need to level up

5points

Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago (edited)

We're taught to read English from left to right. What part of that do these advertising morons just not understand? Proofread your work! (I worked for a silk screening company and the head graphic artist had some T-shirts made for his band. THREE people had signed off on the design. It was only after they were printed that I asked what the name meant. They had misspelled "Originals" as "Originials". They had printed 100 of them. Even at cost, it was a pretty expensive mistake.)

2points

Shay Gosnell 4 years ago

Well back in elementary school you had accident number 1 or 2 so pick your choice

2points

Zeriah Weasley 4 years ago

It took me like 15 times to finally get it :)

1point

Valley Girl 4 years ago

If you were designing a business card, would you know what to do? No, oh okay. Thanks

1point

#18

Spread Cream Not Cheese Disease

Final score:

280points

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Susan Green 4 years ago

Cheese disease? Sounds scary.

203points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

HOLEY... I don't want to catch that. If I don't I'll be gouda. I bet cheddar I will. If I do, I'll be pretty blue.

21points

He Said She Said 4 years ago

Its the cheese touch, obviously

5points

Colin Allcars 4 years ago

You'll hate the swiss variant.

4points

Stella Eunice Alcala 4 years ago

sounds cheesy

1point

Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago

Ya gotta gouda doctor for that...

1point

.because humor 4 years ago

Had it once almost died

1point

Lori Wright Houldsworth 3 years ago

Mouldy

0points

Endarfin 3 years ago

when you dont wash it.

0points

Christina Uhlir 4 years ago

It is scary, Susan. The animal milk protein, called casein, is very dissimilar from human protein and causes painful chronic inflammations in the human body (such as arthritis), chronic diseases (such as diabetes), heart diseases/clogged arteries, various cancers, and other abnormalities and disorders. There is no other creature - mammal in nature who would drink mother's milk after weaning, let alone the milk from another species, only arrogant, cruel humans are capable of such a perversion. Dairy industry is extremely cruel - the mother cows are numerously impregnated and their babies are taken from them immediately after being born, kept in small crates, they are unable to turn around or stretch their limbs. Then they are brutally, painfully murdered!!!! All that cruelty so "humans" could stole their mothers' milk .... in order to ruin their own health and the health of our planet.

0points

Nancy Lynch Premium 4 years ago

This is why I won't touch blue cheese.

0points

elfin Premium 4 years ago

Maybe it's similar to a yeast infection.

0points

Guilherme Bottossi 4 years ago (edited)

I think you never heard about hotdog fingers or Killer Nano Robots. So scary.

0points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

sounds cheesey.

0points

Requiem 4 years ago

duck butter

0points

Deal _Anneal 4 years ago

Cheese disease sounds wayyyy threatening than covid

12points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

*GASP* IT'S THE KINDERGARTEN CHEESE TOUCH!!!!!

11points

Flowers 4 years ago

Could be new slogan for an STD advertisement.

6points

Jojo Dancer 4 years ago

From Diary of a Wimpy Kid? lol

3points

Galaxrrhere 4 years ago

(Sigh) childhood nostalgia

0points

Sheanna Caban 4 years ago

Cheese Disease is the new name for lactose intolerance.

3points

Cactuar Jon 4 years ago

Where do i sign up for clinical trials?

2points

*_Shy bean_* 4 years ago

it's like the cheese touch but to the death

2points

Lisa Tetlow 4 years ago

Cheese Disease...aka Lactose Intolerance

1point

Christina Uhlir 4 years ago

.... and much more: arthritis, diabetes, heart diseases, clogged arteries, cholesterol, various cancers ......

1point

Shoddy 4 years ago

Well cheese disease can be pretty devastating

1point

#19

The State Of Washi Wangton

Final score:

272points

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Dr Nostromo 4 years ago

My home state. I was born in Satetel.

149points

Ian Koch 4 years ago

THIS POST MADE ME LAUGH TOO HARD.

18points

MiaOokami 4 years ago

Oh really? I was born near Port Poland.

5points

menna asf (he/him) 4 years ago

you mean seasattel?

4points

Kiss Army Premium 4 years ago

I was born in Tamoca.

3points

Nimoy 4 years ago

Same

3points

Adriana Coppage 4 years ago

👏👏

2points

Kawaii Hippotato 4 years ago

Same, born in seattle

2points

Lizard Gaming_YT 4 years ago

me two eye were barn on satatael

1point

Eric Forster 4 years ago (edited)

So was I, at SWswedish Hospital.

1point

Elaine Delvecchio 4 years ago

LOL

0points

Yort 4 years ago

Sema

0points

John Smith 4 years ago

Hahaha

0points

Dash Blue 4 years ago

Yup. A Seattle resident for a zillion years. Soon off to a Starbucks that gets beat up every once in awhile.

0points

Martin Kaine 4 years ago

Hopefully everyone washi their wangton

8points

Bisexuali-tea 4 years ago

omfg i live in washi-wangton right nowwwwww!

6points

Dandelion Girl 3 years ago

me too!

0points

Sportsgal 4 years ago

Guys, you should ALWAYS wash your wangton!! 😂😂😂

4points

Carito alias La Cototina 4 years ago

And to think that somebody got paid to do this and somebody, probably...gave it the go ahead!

3points

Gerry Nix 4 years ago

That's actually good daily hygiene advice for men

3points

Marco Conti 4 years ago

It's a very clean Washington state, but it may also be a bit wishy washy.

2points

a very smol kitteh 4 years ago

lol but i WAS born in washington and i live here is fin hill kirkland, want me to go on 🙄

2points

The Drawer Of Fanart 4 years ago

3:43 AM?!

2points

Esté 4 years ago

Yeah, why not?

0points

A_BadlyDrawnBearPic 4 years ago

What were they doing up at the Witching Hour?!

1point

#20

Dip Dip

Final score:

270points

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Eva the Egg 4 years ago

Dip Dip!

145points

John Smith 4 years ago

You we

9points

Vanta Black 4 years ago

No double dipping you barbarian!

1point

Claire Murray 4 years ago

Dip dip dip

0points

Lena Hill 4 years ago

DONT WORRY, BECAUSE WHEN I DIP, YOU WE DIP DIP

12points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

But first DIP DIP the DRIP DRIP badwise!

1point

glowworm2 4 years ago

"I put my hand upon your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip."

8points

Roxy Eastland 4 years ago

Even read how it was intended it makes no sense

7points

AndersM 4 years ago

Anyone need more dip dip?

5points

GaeFrog 4 years ago

When I dip you, we dip dip uwu

5points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

🎼Wheeeen I dip, You! We! DIP DIP.🎼

4points

Bill 4 years ago

And do the tootsie roll

4points

Thomas cullen 4 years ago

When I dip you, just sounds sinister

2points

Al Christensen 4 years ago

Currently #4 on the charts.

2points

#21

Stop Earth The Denying Is Dying!

Final score:

261points

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Ekate 4 years ago

I'd to get off if we're stopping

111points

Robert Bailey 4 years ago

Don't worry if we stop everyone is getting off.

5points

Michael Capriola Jr. 4 years ago

If the Earth stops, everything that isn't nailed down (including the oceans) will get off the Earth because inertia will cause everything to move sideways at 1600 kph. Won't that be fun.

1point

Allan Breum 4 years ago

Considering the rotational speed of the earth, the last thing the average person would be doing is very suddenly skidding along the ground at 500+ km/h.

0points

Mama Panda 4 years ago

How the hell is this supposed to be read?

12points

M E 4 years ago

The Earth is dying stop denying

2points

Vic 4 years ago (edited)

Incoherent babbling, the first signs of a dying planet..

8points

Madison Feehan 4 years ago

I'd be happy if the denial phase was dying off.

5points

Linda HS 4 years ago

Wish it was true. (The denying dying, I mean)

3points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

Screenshot...c3614b.png

2points

KitKatLord 4 years ago

Stop denying, the earth is dying?

2points

Tristan Jones 4 years ago

How does this exist? Did they not get halfway through and realise and start again? How do they expect anyone to take them seriously?

2points

salty 4 years ago

How were you even soposed to read that!?!

1point

Michael Capriola Jr. 4 years ago

The Denying will never die! Unless, of course, homo sapiens develops the capacity for critical thinking. Fat chance of that happening.

1point

Christina Uhlir 4 years ago

......critical thinking and compassion; even fatter chance of that.

1point

#22

Don't Go Kill Vegan

Final score:

259points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

Is this meant to be advice?

116points

Amber Ice 4 years ago

Or a request/plea

8points

Paul Budhram 4 years ago

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Rose the Cook 4 years ago

They can be annoying but that is no reason to kill them.

38points

Hello 4 years ago

dammit. i was about to go hunt some vegans.

14points

Maya 4 years ago

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1point

Maya 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

What about PETA, though?

0points

Erik Ivan 4 years ago

Sound advice. Killing other humans is frowned upon in most societies.

14points

Vic 4 years ago

I don't subscribe to the concept of veganism, but I wouldn't go that far..

9points

Jo Davies 4 years ago

Well done for listening to this sign.

6points

Hilary Mol 4 years ago

There's a person tired of cauliflower "pizza crust" and smoothies that involve kale.

8points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

And the cardboard. Oh god, the cardboard.

0points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

I'm an equal opportunity killer. This is so prejudiced.

6points

John Smith 4 years ago

I don't kill... I eat meat...

5points

Trin DM 4 years ago

You are right, somebody else does it for you ;)

1point

Lizard Gaming_YT 4 years ago

Don't go kill vegans guys!

1point

Allan Breum 4 years ago

Sounds advice.

1point

Logically Reasonable 4 years ago

You mean I have a choice??

1point

#23

Saw This At Work Today And Immediately Thought Of This Sub

Final score:

241points

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Chancey 4 years ago

Aren't the bees supposed to be outside?

116points

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

Yes, but only if you don't open...

9points

Guy MacGregor 4 years ago

Don't dead open inside

14points

Anne 4 years ago

Walking dead reference

13points

Chancey 4 years ago

I never saw the Walking Dead

0points

I Liquored On 4 years ago

Walking Dead reference?

5points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

If bees can't be open outside, then where?

3points

Gurnox 4 years ago

I feel like that sign is missing a question mark

2points

Madison Feehan 4 years ago

I dunno. Do bees open outside?

2points

just a donut 4 years ago

Don't bees open outside?

1point

TimesNewLogan 4 years ago

DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

1point

Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago

Don't Dead Open Inside

1point

#24

Always Forgotten - Missed Never

Final score:

237points

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Ekate 4 years ago

Have a feeling Ray Ray was a bit of an a**e

117points

Sean Baxter 4 years ago

this almost feels like this person hated ray ray, but got it like this so they can explain it and not look like an asshole for hating a dead guy

13points

Hello it Smee 4 years ago

Damn what did Ray Ray do to you?

15points

Jayne Kyra 4 years ago

I kinda appreciate that if you spread the bottom "ribbon", it will look correct and in order.

12points

Esté 4 years ago

Exactly!

2points

Adriana Coppage 4 years ago

this is gonna be on my tomb...

3points

Znaya 4 years ago (edited)

At least the sentiment is there

3points

Bonnie Davis 4 years ago

I'm laughing way too hard at this!!! Poor Ray Ray!!! 😂😂

2points

Physo 4 years ago

Missed? Never

2points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Not kind.

1point

Myxomatosis 4 years ago

I actually knew a Ray Ray when I was a teenager. Let me tell you. No one missed him when he left town and I had COMPLETELY forgotten about him until I saw this.

1point

Sharon Vaughn 4 years ago

Sue the tattooist.

1point

#25

Drug Is The Free Key

Final score:

224points

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Johnny Rodriguez 4 years ago

I've got the key, I've got the secret..

69points

YesItsMe 4 years ago

Thanks. Now I can't get it out of my head :D

1point

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

I wish drug were the free. Turns out, drug is the expensive.

5points

Lena Hill 4 years ago

The key that unlocks a door to many, many things....

4points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Word placement. They key is drawn really well, better than I could do. If they had o ly written “Drug Free” in the top curve, “Is The” in the bottom curve, and left “Key” where it is, the message would’ve made sense.

3points

McF(l)urry 4 years ago

downvote this comment^^

0points

Vic 4 years ago

Hey that's stealing! Your dealer won't appreciate that..

3points

Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

Drug opens the door to a strange and wondrous world.

2points

GoodCatto 4 years ago

Translation: drug free is the key. For anyone who wants to know.

1point

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

Not nearly as bad as the "Take a bite out of drugs" poster from 8th grade. Got some seriously mixed messages from that one.

0points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

What do you expect, it's pink.

0points

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

I can't think of an excuse for this one.

0points

#26

Was There Even An Intended Order To Begin With?

Final score:

215points

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Vic 4 years ago

Good for Laser.. smoking is a bad habit..

74points

Michael Capriola Jr. 4 years ago

you stole my line. :D

0points

birdie asf 4 years ago

100 dollars to quit smoking??

6points

Anggi Santika 4 years ago

A guy named Laser quit smoking, then loss weight because of that and decided to do acupuncture afterwards

6points

I’m A Black Cat 4 years ago

And gets 100$ for quitting smoking

0points

Hello it Smee 4 years ago

Are laser used for all 3? Cause laser acupuncture sounds like turning people in the swiss cheese. Scare to ask about the weightless laser.

6points

Carrie Laughs 4 years ago

Zap, no fat! Would make life much easier!

0points

Bill 4 years ago

If they off you with a laser you will never over-eat or smoke again

5points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

How do you even read this??? There doesn't seem to be an order that makes sense.

2points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

They just decided to put random words in random order lol

2points

John Smith 4 years ago

Acupuncture by laser? I don't get it

1point

Znaya 4 years ago

Good to see they are covering everything

1point

Lena Hill 4 years ago

They pay $100 to help you quit smoking tf

1point

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Quit smoking or/and we lazer then shoot you full of needles. Then you can have a drink on the outdoor patio.

0points

#27

Truly Inspiring

Final score:

211points

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Amy Pattie 4 years ago

Gosh may brain just snapped

141points

Alyssa Fiedler 4 years ago

My is perfectly fine, : )

2points

Vic 4 years ago

You are drunker than you believe..

19points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

You are than you seem, stronger than you braver believe, and tan you think smarter you are.

9points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

than*

3points

Madison Feehan 4 years ago

Smarter you are for figuring out what that says.

8points

Yort 4 years ago

This is what happens when you don’t pay your graphic designer enough.

4points

Emma Crompton 4 years ago

You are worse at writing inspirational messages than you think

4points

°-. *white~wolf* .-° 4 years ago

"You are stronger than you seem, braver than you believe, and smarter than you think you are."

2points

Mama Panda 4 years ago

Using a pretty font doesn't make me feel any less crappier...just saying

2points

a very smol kitteh 4 years ago

oh wow, this hurts

2points

JE Cummings 3 years ago

I felt like I was listening to a Trump speech.

1point

#28

My Hometown Parade. Dear God

Final score:

211points

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Damon Tripodi 4 years ago

And they're inconsistent too

80points

Theo C 4 years ago

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Evelína Zlá 4 years ago

And that´s how your Hometown accidentally summoned a demon.

17points

Diamond dami༼ つ •‿• ༽つ 4 years ago

How to summon a ghost at night "ERCRSMS MRYHITA"

9points

*_Shy bean_* 4 years ago

Ercrsms Mryhita!

8points

Pusfarm 4 years ago

Gezundheit!

2points

Mike Wahousekey 4 years ago

ercrsms mryhita

2points

Joonas Meriläinen 4 years ago

My brain hurts

2points

Mama Panda 4 years ago

what did Mry hit?

2points

I’m A Black Cat 4 years ago

A

0points

Amy Pattie 4 years ago

This is pain

2points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

Screenshot...4bcbb8.png

1point

Hans Brandt 4 years ago

ERCMSMS MRYHITA! Sounds like a Harry Potter spell!

1point

#29

Vote Dump Early Trump

Final score:

200points

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Ekate 4 years ago

Someone's announcing their toilet routine.

135points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Wish they'd not trumpet about it tho.

4points

Madison Feehan 4 years ago

Still better than MAGA.

13points

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

Was this guy, Dump, a candidate too?

7points

Yort 4 years ago

Yes, but I’m not sure which one he was.

1point

Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

This one works both ways.

6points

Kevin Perry 4 years ago

It's the thought that counts...

2points

Sam T Godfrey 4 years ago

Two signs. Couldn't they have put them a few feet away from each other?

1point

fainasKeturatis 4 years ago

as they say, early trump gets to dump. Or was it about a bird and a worm, I can't recall.

1point

Eric Forster 4 years ago

Vote early, vote often.

1point

Vicky Z 4 years ago

I would change dump to dumb trump😂😂

1point

Linda HS 4 years ago

Finally, a good sign!

1point

#30

Friend Of A Friend Got A New Tattoo

Final score:

197points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

This sounds like something Yoda would say.

140points

soni w 4 years ago

It's from Beetlejuice

13points

Giles McArdell 4 years ago

Something Yoda would say, this sounds like.

8points

Hilary Mol 4 years ago

Comment by Yoda, artwork by Beetlejuice.

7points

*insert funny name* 4 years ago

True, This is

3points

Aleksei 4 years ago

The living, never trust

2points

*_Shy bean_* 4 years ago

"never give the living your trust, young child"

1point

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

That's probably where it came from.

0points

23AClark 4 years ago

I was thinking the same thing.

0points

Debrina Blackmoon 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

Obviously, the tattoo artist was one of the living and therefore not to be trusted.

16points

Madison Feehan 4 years ago

Why wouldn't you just put this in the correct order?

11points

MAL 4 years ago

That's an expensive mistake.

8points

AndersM 4 years ago

Just thinking. Before having a tattoo why doesn't check people tattoo the?

7points

Ryan Michaud 4 years ago

Is it supposed to be never trust the living, or trust the never living??

7points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

Hurt my brain, this does.

5points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

If he says Beetlejuice 3X will it go correct?

4points

Sergio Bicerra 4 years ago

Beetlejuice!

0points

Mimi M 4 years ago

Please tell me that's a tattoo pen... Spoiler - I don't think it is...

2points

CincyReds 4 years ago

Just wow! What was the artist thinking?

1point

#31

This Is A F**king Massacre. Thing Made Me Want To Dead

Final score:

194points

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Chancey 4 years ago

Wait... what?

182points

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

have one share and then a bunch of hearts & nonsense

16points

MB 4 years ago

He loves her, she loves him. Have one share (not sure what that means). We love us, Shiva loves you. I think that’s what it says, or at least what makes the most sense lol.

11points

Azziza 4 years ago

He she have we Shiva <3 <3 one <3 <3 her him share us you

0points

ArhomR 4 years ago

Say it really fast. It makes no sense but you realize quicker.

0points

James016 4 years ago

I see words but I don’t understand them.

17points

Daria B 4 years ago

This is how I felt once when I was surprised by an unusually strong migraine.

2points

Anggi Santika 4 years ago

He love her, she love him, we love us, Shiva (Hindu God for destruction) love you. Have one love share love?

9points

Popcorn Colonel 4 years ago

I'm not sure whether I an incompetent or not, but you thank explaining for. :)

0points

Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago

Huh, what am I reading. I have tried a few times to comprehend what I see but I just can’t.

8points

Mama Panda 4 years ago

I still don't get it

6points

Joseph Kuhlman 4 years ago

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and f*****g died

5points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago (edited)

So that's how King Kong beat Godzilla. Thanks for the spoiler bud. NOT.

3points

Doggo Froggo 4 years ago

This is literally making me grit my teeth and quietly scream

2points

Claire 4 years ago

He love her, she love him, have one share, we love us, Shiva love you. Is that right?

2points

Anna Banana 4 years ago

I mean it seems right, but what is it supposed to mean?

4points

Mike Wahousekey 4 years ago

Godzilla tried reading this and f*****g died of a stroke.

1point

CincyReds 4 years ago

What the does this even mean?

1point

#32

Who Thought This Was Acceptable

Final score:

189points

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Susan Green 4 years ago

Not me.

82points

*insert funny name* 4 years ago

Not me either

1point

VINCENT TACOS 4 years ago

asstmchri is my favorite holiday ngl

11points

Madison Feehan 4 years ago (edited)

Merry Asstmchri

8points

Damon Tripodi 4 years ago

I think someone misunderstood the assignment

5points

Demongrrrrl Premium 4 years ago

This belongs in the "You had one job..." subreddit.

2points

Dave van Es 4 years ago

I see nothing wrong with Asstmchri. In fact, it really is the most wonderful time of the year

2points

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 4 years ago

Upside down Xmas.

1point

Christina Gude 4 years ago

We don't even read things that way...what WERE they thinking??? Or were they? They were or?

1point

Eira 4 years ago

; __ ASTMozCHRi

1point

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

I wonder if they finished this masterpiece, stood back, then realized their error and said, "Screw it. It's avant garde."

1point

#33

Enroll Your Russian Child Now

Final score:

188points

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Jihan Kim 4 years ago

this ain't so bad

63points

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

It's discriminatory. How many people in El Paso have Russian children?

0points

Shazz Winchester 4 years ago

Snap. Don't have a Russian child.

11points

cookie panda 4 years ago

not to mention the legs. getting a photo of some rando walking by matching up with the legs would be priceless.

6points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

sorry, i don't have one of those.

5points

Deal _Anneal 4 years ago (edited)

Now where am i gonna get a Russian child....?

3points

Alex the awful German 4 years ago (edited)

seemingly, this is one of the rare cases, where the attribute "russian" is assumed to be something good ...except wodka

3points

Znaya 4 years ago

Very selective aren't they

2points

Lynn Rodden 4 years ago

Sure, there must be TONS of 3 y.o. Russian kids in El Paso for Olga to begin teaching ballet! She's gonna be REALLY busy!

1point

Sam T Godfrey 4 years ago

Something's wrong here... Since when do they have ballet in Texas?

1point

fainasKeturatis 4 years ago (edited)

Olgas, enroll your russian child now!! Ballet School.

1point

#34

Jesus Are Is Coming You Back Ready?

Final score:

187points

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Ekate 4 years ago

Guns or pizza?

79points

that rando_;) 4 years ago

Both

2points

Bill 4 years ago

Shame on BP for not blacking out license plates. Most European countries and American states have anti-doxing laws

5points

bryguy 4 years ago

Anti-doxing laws wouldn't have anything to do with posting license plates, which is in fact completely legal. You can take photos of people illegally parked and post them online without any legal issue. Doxing laws are meant to prevent someone from posting your private information like your address or phone number with malicious intent. There is no public domain to get any information about someone based off a license plate, and this photo is clearly not meant to be malicious.

8points

Fred Burrows 4 years ago

I saw a car at graduation time that had " Congratulations senors " scribbled on the window

3points

Kyla Fierro 4 years ago

My back isn’t ready! PLS LORD GIVE IT A MINUTE!

3points

Jim Day 4 years ago

Hey Jesus, are we there yet?

2points

Yort 4 years ago

I don’t think it’s our business if Jesus is coming in the back, or the front.

2points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

My back could use some work before I go showin it to Jesus

2points

Dan Buczynski 4 years ago

I been ready! You guys have been saying this for as long as I've been alive and frankly I'm a little upset he hasn't shown up. I had dip and everything for the first few years, but if he's gonna be like that, he can bring his own damn snacks.

2points

James016 4 years ago

Reunion tour?

2points

CincyReds 4 years ago

I think I am back ready, but just not sure

1point

#35

You Think Some Tattooist Hate Their Own Work?

Final score:

186points

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Caroline Nagel 4 years ago

'If U stay, stay fever'?

118points

James016 4 years ago

4ever, I think

36points

Beatrice Alighieri 4 years ago

"If u stay, stay 4ever / If u go, do it today"

4points

Penelope Hile 4 years ago

It’s 4ever, not fever, but yes, it does look like fever.

4points

Pernille Dyre 4 years ago

If U go, do it today.....

4points

Marcellus the Third 4 years ago

Covid has given me a bad case of stay fever, yes. "How can I miss you if you never eff off?" and so forth.

2points

Noemie Houtekie-N'Da 4 years ago

sick. :)

1point

Joey Sanchez 4 years ago

4 ever

0points

PsychoTRX 4 years ago

4ever

0points

LotusWolff 4 years ago

It’s 4 Ever

0points

Irene Atencio 4 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

ArhomR 4 years ago

Try Tylenol.

0points

Jeff Diamond 4 years ago

It probably says "4ever."

0points

BananaJo 4 years ago

4ever

0points

Linda HS 4 years ago

I am guessing it should have said 4 EVER?

0points

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

4ever. it's kind hard to read it

0points

Kinslee Hager 4 years ago

Stay 4ever

0points

Linus Nilsson 4 years ago

Hey! It's a "choose your own adventure"-tatoo!

17points

Natalia Shoemark 4 years ago

If u stay, stay 4ever If u go, do it today

10points

Maria 4 years ago

Thank you! I could not figure it out!

1point

Remy 4 years ago

I still can't figure it out!! What on EARTH is it supposed to say?!

2points

LaLaMama 4 years ago

I actually kind of like it...

2points

Piper Perez 4 years ago

Indecisive much?

1point

CincyReds 4 years ago

Dud they even write this out before it was tattooed on their body?

1point

Katherine Boag 4 years ago

If u stay, go, stay do it never today... sounds like a song

1point

Douglas Turner 4 years ago

Is it weird that I kinda like it?

1point

Znaya 4 years ago

Nothing like reading a tattoo in column format

1point

#36

This Giant Poster In My University Dorm

Final score:

175points

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Flowers 4 years ago

Probably would've been easier to read upside down.

114points

Vanta Black 4 years ago

Nope. Still nonsense.

3points

Myxomatosis 4 years ago

90% of all people read better upside down. :)

1point

°-. *white~wolf* .-° 4 years ago

I can read upside down!

0points

Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago

Someone has used Drug, the free key.

23points

Jessica Shookhoff 4 years ago

Nice!

5points

MAL 4 years ago

The message may be unclear, but the craftsmanship isn't. That took a LOT of work and time.

13points

°-. *white~wolf* .-° 4 years ago

Took me a few seconds!

0points

Madison Feehan 4 years ago

I don't need the semester to mess with my head when I have this lovely sign.

6points

Y T 4 years ago

At a university????!

4points

Purrcy Katz 4 years ago

And why are the cut off heads on leafless trees?

3points

Sawdust 4 years ago

Poor Will...

1point

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

Why d I feel like this is a Stranger Things reference?

1point

that rando_;) 4 years ago

Lowkey thought those were either creepypastas or the characters from IT.

1point

KitKatLord 4 years ago

Don’t let the grades and semester turn you upside down? ( take out the your )

1point

#37

Drugs May Kill You, But Never Your They’ll Hurt Feelings

Final score:

173points

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Amy Pattie 4 years ago

Clearly drugs will kill your sentences and hurt your grammar

232points

Mr. Derpy Dino 4 years ago

The guy was high, i'm assuming xD

12points

l frank 4 years ago

Too true..

0points

Sharon Nicoll 4 years ago

Well said!

0points

Fluffy monster 4 years ago

Don't do drugs kids, or you'll write like this

18points

jazz 4 years ago

For all of you who don't want to decipher it, I believe it says "Drugs may kill you but they'll never hurt your feelings".

8points

Jon S. 4 years ago

Thanks, I'd been trying to make sense of it!

0points

Douglas Turner 4 years ago

This is your brain, this brain is your drugs on. Any questions?

4points

Jihan Kim 4 years ago

it just killed your dear brain cells...

2points

Luka Verheijen 4 years ago

No they actually mess up your feelings. So this text clearly came from the heart

1point

Chrissy King 4 years ago

Crack kills

1point

°-. *white~wolf* .-° 4 years ago

I think it's "Drugs may kill you, but never your feelings. They'll hurt."

0points

Emilycookie 4 years ago

what was this even supposed to say?

0points

Ashley Wright 4 years ago

Someone was clearly on drugs

0points

#38

Teachers Who Love Teach Children Teaching To Love Learning

Final score:

164points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

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Anonymous Panda 4 years ago

No, it OBVIOUSLY reads Teachers who love teach children teaching to love learning.

5points

J Rob 4 years ago

Correct

4points

l frank 4 years ago

Or is it "teachers who love teach children teaching to love learning"

0points

Johanne Trudeau 4 years ago

Thank you!! It's a wee bit early, couldn't figure that one out...

0points

Gary Townshend 4 years ago

That's it! They left the comma off the sign.

0points

Lydia Jeanne Wright 4 years ago

Yes, except no comma

0points

John Smith 4 years ago

Thanks.. I kinda lost...

0points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

This would have benefitted from two entirely different typefaces, rather than randomly different type sizes.

0points

Vic 4 years ago

Get the creator of that sign to a teacher, please..

5points

FloridaMan 4 years ago

my brain just broke

1point

Darkstalker! 4 years ago

the teachers must teach grammer

1point

S. Tor Storm 4 years ago

if the children are teaching, who is learning? and why do the children need to love learning when they are already teaching? very confuze

1point

J 4 years ago

I have a headache from reading all of these signs.

0points

Ashley Wright 4 years ago

Our public schools are in trouble. In MORE ways than this sign depicts.

0points

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

How to gather one's thoughts with a hay bailer.

0points

Christina Uhlir 4 years ago

Would you want these teachers to teach your kids?

0points

Edwin Lesperance 4 years ago

Obviously not written by an English teacher.

0points

#39

Hear That Noise? We Are Growing. We Can Fix It Again. Apply Inside

Final score:

163points

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Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

That sounds kind of threatening...

90points

Nudge 4 years ago

hear that noise? we are growing.

10points

Mike Loux 4 years ago

Coming summer 2021, the new horror thriller from Stephen King...

2points

Toea Muresan Iulia 4 years ago (edited)

it is growing from the noise.... again...

2points

Lia Hamilton 4 years ago

This sounds like a cool horror movie

1point

Michael Capriola Jr. 4 years ago

"IT'S GODZILLA!!!!"

1point

Linda Robinett 4 years ago

What are they growing? Sounds like the start to a bad movie

1point

Eric Forster 4 years ago

The noise? I skipped breakfast

1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

This is a weird cult of handymen.

1point

Jeff Diamond 4 years ago

What noise did growing make?

1point

AlmightyOne 4 years ago

This sounds like something straight out of Welcome to Night Vale

1point

#40

My Girlfriends Kitchen Tiles. Forffee Coyou

Final score:

162points

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Ekate 4 years ago

FeeCO you, too

68points

Y T 4 years ago

Covfefe?

16points

Adrienne Kushner 4 years ago

That's where my mind went first!

2points

Lena Hill 4 years ago

All I can see is “ffee” and I’m crying laughing

6points

d bradley 4 years ago

maybe that's what Trump was talking about... enjoy your covfefe

5points

Gin. No tonic 4 years ago

This is covfefe all over again

5points

Akalvin 4 years ago

Covfefe?

4points

Toea Muresan Iulia 4 years ago

forcoffeeyou

3points

Brunning6 4 years ago

Yes, is this what it's supposed to say? for Coffee You doesn't make sense either.

3points

Sue Knerl 4 years ago

Co fe fe said by Trump

2points

Danijela Junasevic 4 years ago

was this inspiration for covfefe?

1point

Kimber Gijbels 4 years ago

Why would you even put this on a tile?

1point

#41

Spicey Vaccine

Final score:

160points

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Rose the Cook 4 years ago

Beware of the Pumpkin Flu.

165points

Ahsoka Tano 4 years ago

only the Spice Shot can prevent it

24points

Sophia Graubart 4 years ago

There's a vaccine though, they call it the spice shot

5points

jazz 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Elaine Mattingly 4 years ago

Love your pumpkin flu idea!!!!!!

0points

Bellamy John 4 years ago

I already got my spice shot

0points

Ксения Петровская 4 years ago

Maaaan! Haven't we had enough of other types?

0points

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

I've managed to dodge that one so far.

0points

Myxomatosis 4 years ago

The curse of the Bucks.

0points

Lindy Mac 4 years ago

.... Stay away from Spice shots too.

0points

Damon Tripodi 4 years ago

Is pumpkin flu the next pandemic?

8points

Toujin C'Thlu 4 years ago

Ah yes, pumpkin flu. AKA 'The Festive Killer'

4points

Wendillon 4 years ago

Hmm I could really go for spice and a shot

2points

CincyReds 4 years ago

Oh no! Is there a new virus? The pumpkin Flu?

1point

Iso 4 years ago

if you get the pumpkin flu, make sure you get the spice shot as well!

1point

John Smith 4 years ago

Fall? Flu?... Is that F?

1point

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

Spice and shot. Will the whites of my eyes turn blue after exposure to the spice?

1point

Skyler Sage Tang 4 years ago

I actually love this

0points

l frank 4 years ago

"It's not fall unless you've had pumpkin flu and spice a shot"

0points

#42

This Was In My It Class Today

Final score:

155points

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Damon Tripodi 4 years ago

What's wrong with people?

91points

Sharon Nicoll 4 years ago

What's wrong with hiring idiot teachers?

3points

Madison Feehan 4 years ago

Too long in quarantine. The teacher's lost their marbles.

7points

Ryan Michaud 4 years ago (edited)

This was made in North Dakota. nd means north dakota

5points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago

A simple line | or two || drawn between the two sentences would separate these messages written “up-and-down”, making them a lot more readable. Drawing a box, around each one, like separate “frames”, would have the same effect.

3points

DancingPig 4 years ago

please do not erase

2points

a very smol kitteh 4 years ago

umm yea, ok but why would i enter class and then immidiatly leave

1point

Tim 3 years ago

Please do not erase, just the a. The rest can go.

0points

l frank 4 years ago

"Welcome have a to class nice day"

0points

Lindy Mac 4 years ago

Looks like only the "a" should not be erased.

0points

Ashley Wright 4 years ago

Bet these students are going to learn A LOT (of nothing)

0points

#43

I’m Call Pregnant Me

Final score:

151points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

She is pregnat?

182points

Vic 4 years ago

That's what you are before you become a gnat..

70points

Dr Nostromo 4 years ago

Oh, pregnat. I see. I thought it said pregnant. That would have been serious.

22points

Sophia Graubart 4 years ago

Tell her I say cograts

17points

Gerry Nix 4 years ago

No her name is call and she wants you to pregnat her...duh

11points

Ty Stratton-Quirk 4 years ago

Are we sure she's not pregante?

8points

Damon Tripodi 4 years ago

Seems to be the world's most misspelled word

7points

CAELYN MORALES(Cheeto) 4 years ago

you mean pregananantent?

5points

Yort 4 years ago

How is babby formed???

4points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Nay! She is... Preganté!

3points

RoseTheMad 4 years ago

how is prangent formed? >.>

3points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 4 years ago

Is girlfriend pregananant???

3points

Wendillon 4 years ago

It would seem that she's prengan

3points

Katherine Boag 4 years ago

Pregonte

2points

Michael Capriola Jr. 4 years ago

I suppose so. If it's Alice Pregnat I may just call her.

1point

Bunzilla 4 years ago

sorry BP double commented this

0points

Kim Bush 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Yup 4 years ago

Pregnant or drunk?

0points

Mark A. Trombley 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Tristan Jones 4 years ago

If the car is pregnat, will there be a cute baby car?

9points

HelpdeskFrog 4 years ago (edited)

Now we know where those toddler sized toy cars come from!

9points

Valley Girl 4 years ago

Why would I wanna pregnat you? You can't even spell.

3points

Joseph OReilly 4 years ago

Anyone ever seen the pregananant video?

3points

Zbenguet 4 years ago

yes :)))

0points

J 4 years ago

I never want to be pregnat!

1point

Hagan Chu 4 years ago

Why does everyone do this? Just write it horizontally!

1point

JJM 4 years ago

Spell check!

1point

Peter Kovak 4 years ago

Wait, wait...Is the Jeep pregnat?

1point

Vicki Perizzolo 4 years ago

why would your jeep be pregnat? weird fly problem?

1point

nala simba 4 years ago

PREGNAT? Call me! Hmmmm, what shall we call her, indeed?

1point

#44

I Give Up

Final score:

150points

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Amy Pattie 4 years ago

That hurt

81points

Madison Feehan 4 years ago

Doesn't make sense any which way you read it.

28points

Anna Banana 4 years ago

Oh good, I thought it was just me.

11points

Yort 4 years ago

I’m thinking there are more words on the other set of windows that help this make sense.

3points

Tsunade 4 years ago

Read it left to right and stop when it has the ____

-1point

Mieke 4 years ago

Hello, this is your normal dose of imagination, everybody has one........ I think....

10points

Lindy Mac 4 years ago

Dunno if it is correct but at least it makes sense. Also I was taking " ormal" as formal ...no wonder I had problems.

0points

albus dumbledoor 4 years ago

"hello this is your normal dose of every body has one the Imaginarium a place dedicated to the imagination" boy that hurt

8points

albus dumbledoor 4 years ago

you muggles confuse me

10points

Emma Crompton 4 years ago

Even normal doses of everybody can spread Covid 19, stay socially distanced people!

3points

Marco Conti 4 years ago

They knew they screwed up so they added an arrow, but by then it was too late and the kraken was released.

3points

slywlf 4 years ago

i have gone on amusement park rides that were less nausea-inducing than trying to parse this...

1point

Susan Rapacz 4 years ago

No matter which way you read it, it doesn't make sense.

1point

l frank 4 years ago

"Hello, this is every body. Your ormal has one: dose of the Imaginarium".. Did I get it right?

0points

l frank 4 years ago

Wait.. I think I figured it out: "Hello, this is everybody. Your ormal has one: pose of the imaginaruim" Did I get it right??

0points

#45

Call Me Don’t

Final score:

145points

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Johnny Rodriguez 4 years ago

Hi Don't, I'm Johnny..

123points

Draco Malfoy 4 years ago

hey Johnny, I'm hungry

15points

"Simo Häyhä" 4 years ago

Hi Don't and Johnny, I'm Simo

2points

Malek Basata 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

°-. *white~wolf* .-° 4 years ago

Hi Don't, Johnny, and Simo. I'm Wolfie... (call me Wolf Senpai)

0points

cookie panda 4 years ago

there should be a romance novel about how don't meets dond. it would be perfect.

8points

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

When Yoda was hired to make movie posters...

8points

Vic 4 years ago

Hi Don't, I'm dad..

4points

Le Box of Shame 4 years ago

call me maybe sequel

3points

Vicky Z 4 years ago

Hi don't I'm dond from previous post

2points

Sophie Whitbread 4 years ago

It’s supposed to NOT be romantic but it is being screened in the theatres one day before Valentine’s Day.

1point

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

Hello, Don't. I'm a taxi.

1point

Aubrey Baird 4 years ago

call me don't, isn't it romantic

1point

Bill Cipher 4 years ago

hi don't my name is bill cipher wanna make a deal?

1point

Serenity Kinney 4 years ago

ahhhh much better

1point

Serenity Kinney 4 years ago (edited)

nice

1point

Serenity Kinney 4 years ago

yes. my body for your place in the nightmare realm, it cant be worse then covid. deal?

1point

#46

Our To Help Trollies You Move

Final score:

44points

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Vic 4 years ago

Attention! This makes no sense..

24points

the one dude who likes cheese 4 years ago

Attention students, you are not our trollies.

2points

• Lemønchu • 4 years ago

"you are not our trollies" how many accidents did they have before they put that up?

2points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Ok, the format is super weird, but here's what it says: ATTENTION STUDENTS: You are no allowed to take our trollies to help you move

1point

Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

So.... is this a double negative? Can they take the trolleys or not?

1point

John Smith 4 years ago

Attention students you are not allowed to take our trollies to help you move... Please not comment...

0points

Joseph OReilly 4 years ago

This isn't too bad

0points

Aurelia! 4 years ago

Trollies?

0points

cookie panda 4 years ago

my head hurts

0points

Theoretical Empiricist 4 years ago

"Luke...I am your trolley."

0points

#47

Honey, I Think We're Supposed To Turn Right

Final score:

42points

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Susan Green 4 years ago

That’s a good way to cause an accident.

28points

Lindy Mac 4 years ago

East Bay Municipal Utility District .... I wanted to give credit where it was due.

1point

°-. *white~wolf* .-° 4 years ago

Left turn only. No right turn.

0points

cookie panda 4 years ago

no ONLY TURN EBMUD!

0points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago

This is dangerous.

0points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

yep yep, except... WHAT?!

0points

S 4 years ago

Left NO turn right

0points

S. Tor Storm 4 years ago

Which way is ebmud?

0points

#48

Please Mask Wear

Final score:

42points

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Aski Markup 4 years ago

Wear mask, I do.

30points

TurquoiseSmoke 4 years ago

Mask wear, I do too

4points

*_Shy bean_* 4 years ago

download-6...dc8f1.jpeg

2points

Bill Cipher 4 years ago

do mask too i

2points

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

I mask wear

0points

John Smith 4 years ago

I'm done, i'm not funny...

0points

Anna Banana 4 years ago

3 words! How can you mess us up a sentence of 3 words ffs!?

1point

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

The mask picture still has the stock photo watermark. :3

0points

Znaya 4 years ago

Wear mask, I will

0points

brukernavn340 4 years ago

Was it written by a German person?

0points

#49

Don't Animal Open Inside

Final score:

41points

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Dark_flame 4 years ago

But this one's intentional isn't it? As a nod at TWD...

34points

guy greej 4 years ago

seems to be. Nod to don't dead, open inside. TWD

1point

Dr Nostromo 4 years ago

Nope. I don't think animals open outside, either.

1point

Kelly Grace 4 years ago

But now I want to "animal open inside!!"

0points

angelica H 4 years ago

kinda funny

0points

Aurelia! 4 years ago

I think the disorder adds to the overall effect

0points

Raine Soo 4 years ago

This one is understandable if you open one of the doors. It will read "Don't open" or "Animal inside".

0points

Tristan Jones 4 years ago

It would be a bit late by then

7points

Amanita muscaria 4 years ago

OPEN IT! FREE THE ANIMALS! ALL ANIMALS WHO ARE CAPAPLE OF FARTING ATTACK!

-1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Do you need to sit down?

1point

#50

Their Heart Is In The Right Place. The Words, Not So Much

Final score:

40points

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Vic 4 years ago

The title is nice.. :-)

28points

Paulo Kubes 4 years ago

That's very kind of Yoda

2points

Kathryn Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

Does “Take what you need” include the SUV too? Keys in it, or do I have to hotwire it?

1point

TurquoiseSmoke 4 years ago

Take what leave what you need you can

1point

S. Tor Storm 4 years ago

take what, leave what.. just take something and leave something blindfolded

0points

#51

"Sorry, We Don't Over $20 Bills Accept"

Final score:

38points

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Amy Pattie 4 years ago

Yodas coffee shop

22points

Amanita muscaria 4 years ago

At this point, I think people just put words in random places...

0points

Znaya 4 years ago

I'm sure whoever made this sign thought it was hilarious 😀

0points

Anna Banana 4 years ago

Is it legal to not over $20 bills accept?

0points

Arthur Waite Premium 4 years ago

Some of these sound vaguely Dutch or Germanic, with the verb at the end....

0points

#52

Why Did I Name My Show "The Joel With Mchale Joel Show Mchale"?

Final score:

38points

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Cip IESAN 4 years ago

The "Joel McHale Show" with someone else.

19points

Gary's Mind 4 years ago

I miss this show, and his former one The Soup

1point

Dark Pearl 4 years ago

Aaaaargh Christ

0points

Mimi M 4 years ago

I wouldn't have known.

0points

#53

Some Marry Chicks Chicks

Final score:

38points

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Ekate 4 years ago

Then everyone does the dance dance

61points

sylvantic 4 years ago

and the cake cake

8points

real._.izuku 4 years ago

Then everyone does a dip dip

5points

OrangeChicken 4 years ago

We can dance, we can dance, everybody look at your hands

4points

Stacy S. 4 years ago

Then a kiss kiss.

5points

S. Tor Storm 4 years ago

here chicks, there chicks, everywhere chicks chicks

4points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Old MacDonald was a pimp, EIEIO.

0points

GaeFrog 4 years ago

Some do marry chick chicks

1point

Bill Cipher 4 years ago

i like this pride unity!

1point

Gay Llama 4 years ago

Separate signs, so this one is fine.

0points

El Dee 4 years ago

This one's okay, separate signs..

0points

Aurelia! 4 years ago

Because it's two signs, I actually just automatically read them one at a time...

0points

Al Christensen 4 years ago

Yes we can can.

0points

#54

Snake Pit

Final score:

38points

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Rose the Cook 4 years ago

Messy job.

23points

Dr Nostromo 4 years ago

Well, at least he doesn't have to look at it.

14points

Amy Pattie 4 years ago

What is without life goals? Well this guy, clearly

3points

Vic 4 years ago

So.. lifeless goal?

2points

Dan Buczynski 4 years ago

What is so hard about drawing it out on paper first

1point

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

Even if it said it right "what is life without goals", it should be put on one of those weird couch throw pillows. Not your back.

1point

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

my next goal would be laser tattoo removal

1point

Kelly Grace 4 years ago

No regerts!

0points

Downunderdude 4 years ago

Dear god, did he pay money for that?

0points

Dagnirath 4 years ago

"without life goals" sounds like plans for suicide (or mass murder, depending).

0points

#55

A Hearing Aid So Comfortable, You'll Sexy Asian Women In Los Angeles Never Want To Take It Off

Final score:

37points

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Cip IESAN 4 years ago

Yes, because the hearing aid gets stuck in the ear!

5points

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Yes, but do Non-Sexy, Non-Asian people in places other than LA want to take it off?

2points

Gay Llama 4 years ago

Non women, so envy or men

0points

John Smith 4 years ago

No comment

1point

Ian Koch 4 years ago

c o m m e n t c o v e r i n g

1point

birdie asf 4 years ago

i saw that comment first before i clicked more comments

10points

Swyft 4 years ago

responding to that comment that has been downvoted, I'm pretty sure those don't have anything to do with the site, and probably give your computer a virus, I don't click on them

-1point

Swyft 4 years ago

also doesn't really look like a child

0points

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ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago

Yes.

1point

Miles 4 years ago

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Carrie de Luka 4 years ago

Not for you to tell people what they can and cannot say. If something is genuinely offensive, report it. People downvote and then it gets hidden. Don't do this pathetic 'covering a comment' crap.

8points

Stacy S. 4 years ago

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#56

Meat Is Go, Murder Vegan

Final score:

37points

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Damon Tripodi 4 years ago

Yeah I hate vegans

17points

birdie asf 4 years ago

i don't hate MOST vegans, I just hate the ones that ONLY talk about how veganism is the best thing ever and people who eat meat are evil murderers who should be put in jail. the extremists suck

9points

Bill Cipher 4 years ago

me too kid

1point

Ekate 4 years ago

Wow. Well, I'm not sure why you hate me for what I eat, I suppose it's your right - I don't think I've been brainwashed, but how would I know? ;)

0points

Kanishka Patel 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-1point

LotusWolff 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-1point

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Abigail Johnson 4 years ago

poor vegan. everybody wants to kill him.

2points

Wendillon 4 years ago

Are we at least eating the vegan after murdering them? Or is this a hunting for sport situation?

2points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

I kind of hate when vegans do things like this because I wish they would just leave us meat-eaters out of it. Just let us eat what we want and stop shoving your lifestyle in our faces!

1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

And stop kidnapping our dogs and murdering them!

0points

Lil mosey 4 years ago

Pls don’t kill me...

1point

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

Meat is. Go murder vegan. Redrum.

1point

John Smith 4 years ago

I eat meat, I hate nobody...

0points

Lara Verne 4 years ago

Poor vegan..

0points

#57

“What Does Learning A Foreign Language Say About You”, Supposedly

Final score:

37points

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Raine Soo 4 years ago

What does posting a message this way say about you?

35points

Wendillon 4 years ago

I'm gonna go with "I value creativity over functionality but I'm not creative".

4points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago

Computer illiterate.

0points

the warner sister 4 years ago

Your brain works weird ways

0points

Stacy S. 4 years ago

Making a point about translation difficulties. Creative teacher....

2points

Lindy Mac 4 years ago

This sign creator needs to start with English.

1point

Amanita muscaria 4 years ago

wh do lea ng fo gn ng ge y o at es rni a rei la ua sa ab. That's what I read... Whatever THAT means...

1point

Damon Tripodi 4 years ago

This person should be fired for many reasons

1point

Dav Carro-Ripalda 3 years ago

This is a bad start teaching a foreign language, for the students, at least

0points

RedstonewolfX 4 years ago

whdoleangfognnggeyouyo atesrniareilauasaabtu?

0points

John Smith 4 years ago

I don't care?

0points

M O'Connell 4 years ago

Oh my lord. #1, Landscape is a completely legit page orientation. #2, Margins can be adjusted to fit as much text as possible on a single page. #3, Many software packages have an option to print crop-marks for easily cutting, aligning and joining adjacent pages. #4, Scissors are a thing which exists.

0points

Toea Muresan Iulia 4 years ago

gnngge!

0points

#58

Sat New Urd York Ays City

Final score:

36points

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Lil mosey 4 years ago

Grandpa?

1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

EYYY! I'm strugglin' to read this 'ere!

0points

Znaya 4 years ago

Only in New York City

0points

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

It could be worse, like "Sa Turd Ays"...

0points

#59

Carop Washen

Final score:

36points

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Dr Nostromo 4 years ago

But is there Carop Dryen?

41points

Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago

Most likely included, but the carop waxen costs extra

13points

Mandy Renn 4 years ago

That comment is the funniest part of the whole thread!

2points

Nudge 4 years ago

LMAO

0points

Al Christensen 4 years ago

Another character name to go along with Washy Wangton.

1point

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

I like going to the Carop Washen because it's really loud, and also THAT'S NOT A THING.

0points

#60

Stay Save Home Lives

Final score:

36points

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Cip IESAN 4 years ago

I hope it's not permanent...

2points

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

My home is alive too!

1point

No Username 4 years ago

Is that abby roberts?

0points

#61

Lets Fight, Keep Us Corona, Safe Virus

Final score:

36points

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Lara Verne 4 years ago

Noo!

17points

John Smith 4 years ago

We have lost in this fight...

0points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

How do you get from, "Let's fight coronavirus. Keep us safe," to this?!

0points

Aurelia! 4 years ago

NOT a 'safe virus'

0points

Mimi M 4 years ago (edited)

At least I got 'the store is photographed 24/7' - I guess that means 'under surveillance'. The English? I didn't get that part.

0points

Winx 4 years ago

Fight to keep Corona...weird advice but ok

0points

S. Tor Storm 4 years ago

well if the virus is safe...

0points

#62

Men Because Women

Final score:

35points

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Hello it Smee 4 years ago

Hope this isn't a bathroom sign, someone will pee themselves before figuring out with way to go.

39points

RedstonewolfX 4 years ago

I've seen this quote used for bathrooms. It was readable, though

0points

Loki 4 years ago

"Men to the left because women are always right"

2points

Aubrey Baird 4 years ago

"Men are to the left because women always right" I think

0points

Cip IESAN 4 years ago

Women to the left of me / And women to the right / Ain't got no gun / Ain't got no knife / Don't you start no fight! / 'Cause I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite!

0points

Stacy S. 4 years ago

Yep, most men are closet Lefties.

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Men because women to the are left always right.

-1point

S. Tor Storm 4 years ago

so the left is always right? tell that to republicans!

-1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

We did. They didn't listen.

0points

#63

To Plastic No Say Straw

Final score:

33points

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Loki 4 years ago

"Say no to plastic straw"

11points

Ella Greenman 4 years ago

Plastic straw- hey kiddo, you want some drugs? Say NO to plastic straw kiddos he leading you on the wrong path

1point

Bacony Cakes 4 years ago

Say yes to decently built paper and bamboo straws. Metal straws are awful.

1point

John Smith 4 years ago

Straw

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

"Straw" :D

0points

Anggi Santika 4 years ago

To Plastic. Say "No straw!!"

0points

#64

Keep Minimum Please The Distance

Final score:

32points

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Evil Little Thing 4 years ago

1 meter is soooooo close. That's arm's length!

1point

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

a school near me keeps saying to keep one panther length apart. they do not have a zoo. or a panther.

0points

Loki 4 years ago

"Please keep the minimum distance"

0points

Andrew Gibb 4 years ago

Metre is spelled wrong...

0points

#65

Buddy Found This At Our Uni

Final score:

29points

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Dark_flame 4 years ago

Intentional as a nod to TWD?

14points

guy greej 4 years ago

Yep. Another Don't dead, open inside. Being a whole issue with it's own knw your meme page, I'd think there's a lot of nods to it. I would be right.

1point

Dr Nostromo 4 years ago

Nope. Rat don't open outside, either. Ooo, deja vu.

1point

John Smith 4 years ago

Don't rat....

0points

Vic 4 years ago

No one likes snitches..

0points

#66

Owo Men's Day

Final score:

29points

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Ian Koch 4 years ago

what...

13points

Mr. Derpy Dino 4 years ago

wo, its mens day!

3points

Levels of irony 4 years ago

OwO men

2points

Mintchinchilla 4 years ago

UWU

1point

°-. *white~wolf* .-° 4 years ago

OwO

0points

Tsunade 4 years ago

o..OWO I’m such a ba..baka 🦩🦩🥺🥺

0points

Aria Singh 4 years ago

OwO(sorry)

0points

Glory The Rainwing 4 years ago

are they just disrespecting women like this now? Idk is there a men's day?

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

♀️w♀️

0points

Luna Lovegood! 4 years ago

seriously?? geez. what would make you put WO MEN'S day? why put MEN'S seperately?

0points

OrangeChicken 4 years ago

OwO

0points

#67

Our We Use Chickens Good Oil Eat

Final score:

26points

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Michael Laster 4 years ago

It seems weed became legal in Kentucky.

28points

PeachPossum 4 years ago

British Farming in Kentucky? I think not.

2points

Znaya 4 years ago

By the time you figure out some of these signs you will forget the product or the subject 🥴

1point

RedstonewolfX 4 years ago

Our Chickens Eat Well // We use good oil // Our oil contains 90% unsaturated fatty acids // Fresh // 11 Herbs & Spices // British Farming // Taste // Prepared Fresh Every Day

0points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago

I can't read that whole thing

0points

Nikki Sevven 4 years ago

See, a graphic designer would know, if the customer insisted on this insanity, to make each message a different color or a radically different font. These fonts are too similar.

0points