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Jeff Wysaski, the comedic genius behind the 'Obvious Plant' project, has become a firm favorite here at Bored Panda. His unique brand of 'street humor,' a satirical and often absurd take on the world around us, has taken us to the zoo, the bookstore, IKEA, and the toy store, where fake signs and gag gifts await the unsuspecting public.

With the Christmas shopping season in full swing, now is the perfect time for Obvious Plant to get pranking. What would you do if you found a 'Stabby Patch Kid' down at your local store? Would you buy it for someone's Christmas gift? Can you buy it? As it doesn't actually belong to the store, would taking the funny gift be stealing? Nobody knows, but boy, these hilarious products must certainly become unique collector's items at some stage in the future.

Scroll down below to see the weird gifts that await in stores around Jeff's native Los Angeles, and don't forget to vote for your faves!

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Kath Leen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"warning:debt hazard. Don't ever get sick." on the packaging is so hilarious

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The Great Cheez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would buy this just so I could fall in a wheelchair and say "I hAvE cRiPpLiNg DePrEsSiOn!"

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The Great Cheez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would buy this just to fall in a wheelchair and say "I hAvE cRiPpLiNg DePrEsSiOn!"

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Virgil Sanders
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

does he have a side-kick called crippling anxiety? i would definitely buy that!

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cyan.
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i can name this something better: bang the bonkeror

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Popcorn Colonel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In very tiny words it says... Don't swallow your depression. HA!

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Jo Choto
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does he afford to make these things? Must cost a fortune.

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JillVille
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok this is funny! Now we need all the superheroes or villains dressed up as cartoon characters for Hallowe'en. I need them ALL!!!!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are going to hurt even worse if somebody steps on one.

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Conrad Strucker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow does he like have a personal thing against animals that are black and white

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about ocean pollution? Alternative option is: throw it into your neighbour's garden

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