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Jeff Wysaski, the comedic genius behind the 'Obvious Plant' project, has become a firm favorite here at Bored Panda. His unique brand of 'street humor,' a satirical and often absurd take on the world around us, has taken us to the zoo, the bookstore, IKEA, and the toy store, where fake signs and gag gifts await the unsuspecting public.

With the Christmas shopping season in full swing, now is the perfect time for Obvious Plant to get pranking. What would you do if you found a 'Stabby Patch Kid' down at your local store? Would you buy it for someone's Christmas gift? Can you buy it? As it doesn't actually belong to the store, would taking the funny gift be stealing? Nobody knows, but boy, these hilarious products must certainly become unique collector's items at some stage in the future.

Scroll down below to see the weird gifts that await in stores around Jeff's native Los Angeles, and don't forget to vote for your faves!

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Kath Leen
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"warning:debt hazard. Don't ever get sick." on the packaging is so hilarious

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    Conrad Strucker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I AM crippling depression

    Arie Likes Coffee....
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey man, whatever I did, I'm sorry. Please stop using your depression powers on me...

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    moncorp1 Inc
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am crippling depression's evil sidekick....Melon Colley

    Kath Leen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so literal and dark...XD

    Sleep Meister
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kang the Conqueror, finally found his true calling then

    Whitney Speight-Carlin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save your receipt, you're going to want to return this one.

    The Great Cheez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy this just so I could fall in a wheelchair and say "I hAvE cRiPpLiNg DePrEsSiOn!"

    The Great Cheez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would buy this just to fall in a wheelchair and say "I hAvE cRiPpLiNg DePrEsSiOn!"

    Virgil Sanders
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does he have a side-kick called crippling anxiety? i would definitely buy that!

    Yesdaddyworm/fcpya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top ten people who can beat thanos without the infinity gauntlet

    cyan.
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can name this something better: bang the bonkeror

    Popcorn Colonel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In very tiny words it says... Don't swallow your depression. HA!

    Ryo Bakura
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Marvel lose their rights to Kang?

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy constantly plagues me.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does he afford to make these things? Must cost a fortune.

    Wil Vanderheijden
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been more terrifying if the puppet was orange.

    John Doe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's such a famous toy, almost 90% of people have it.

    MammaG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I collected them all!

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    Emily Laur
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [just several minutes of sobbing] That one got me

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    JillVille
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this is funny! Now we need all the superheroes or villains dressed up as cartoon characters for Hallowe'en. I need them ALL!!!!

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    Conrad Strucker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than like a bag of dust marked "Spider-Man after Infinity War"

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    Jessica Temple
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Obvious Plant company is hilarious. I would love to work for them.

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    Conrad Strucker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude that would be harder than Dark Souls

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    Conrad Strucker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    das true tho horses are like weird big dogs that you ride

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I am morbidly curious about the Satanic death chant...

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    Randy Dhuyvetter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the fact it has the suggestion to hit someone else as well.

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    Han
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who remembers Garbage Pail kids? Hahaha

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    Randy Dhuyvetter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The loss of his parents is so important it's mentioned thrice.

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are going to hurt even worse if somebody steps on one.

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    Conrad Strucker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow does he like have a personal thing against animals that are black and white

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    leeroy jenkins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if anyone watches markiplier this will make them laugh

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    Conrad Strucker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just imagine "I'm gonna beat you up" "Hi, gonna beat you up, I'm DAD"

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    Enuya
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about ocean pollution? Alternative option is: throw it into your neighbour's garden

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    Conrad Strucker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe the drugs are why he's so...high ahaha

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