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Nobody’s ever entirely sure why these things happen, but they do and it’s both annoying and hilarious. Annoying for those who have to suffer the direct consequences (or those who empathize with said consequences) and hilarious for everyone else.

By that, we do of course mean instances when people had just one single job to do and they managed to blunder it up in the worst ways imaginable. And of course it was all documented online because the internet. You know what to do.

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Angela B
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I choose when I am missing. At the moment, I am not.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    petition to make this the new French flag

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    So, why are folks seemingly deliberately bad at their job? There are a number of reasons behind this.

    The most clear-cut explanation is that the person is completely incompetent and is thinking with anything else other than their brain. And, sometimes, training and onboarding as well as meetings don’t really help. Because there is no cure for stupid. Well, education is, but you gotta consider the cost-benefit ratio.

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    Frank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technical issue, in fact. The curved lines are stick-on lines to move the lanes during road works. They only stick for a short time (surely during summer), but are sometimes used for months. With the result shown in the picture.

    Debbie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for the explanation, I always thought this can't have been done purposely this.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No-win field sobriety test lines.

    Matthew Fox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boss: How did this happen? Worker: ... there was a bee.

    Keira Robertson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine being drunk and seeing this

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then wondering what you did the night before

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    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, close enough

    WordNerdTali
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Good enough for government work”

    williamszita
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a visual tale of when this person had a bee land on them

    Scott Rackley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a lot of f**k it right there

    williamszita
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    literally see when this person was chased by a bee whilst painting the road

    Burnt Chonk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *SWERVE SWERVE SWERVE* Cop: excuse me why are you swerving Person who was swerving: look at the road! it's curving and so i'm only following the rules.

    Linda Riebel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the paint truck swerved to avoid a staggering drunkard.

    AnkleByter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone did something similar to this in a town I lived in once. Not only did they paint lines to go around massive potholes (so they were ridiculous looking, lol), but they also planted flowers in many of them. Eventually, the town had to fix the issue, but not before some of those plants started to grow. Some of them were put into new pots and planted elsewhere.

    MontanaMariner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's tape or something, not paint.

    Cee Grant
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The crooked ones are stick-down stripes which probably they applied when the ground was too cold so they smushed around. Still incompetent.

    Jahl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That explains some really bad driving

    David Green
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why I never go back to work after a pub lunch.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *drives erratically*

    Willem Andries Oosterhof
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are temporary strips that tend wonder off somehow. I'm 100% sure these lines were correctly laid once.

    UN FAMILIA
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man that painted those lines is my soulmate. We should give up, society isn't worth it. We're all sick self centered nothings, it doesn't matter. It never did.

    Trisec Tebeakesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we drive like this where I'm from. Looks OK to me.

    IMHO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be my handy work.

    Timberr_onpawzzCraft
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil LGBTQ+ joke: Im so gay i cant even draw lines on the road straight

    thea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how straight the guys at my school are:

    JUINNO TAN Moe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of my teacher telling me to use a ruler

    Erin Aardvark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never paint street lines when you have the hiccups.

    Deep One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the driver of the line painting truck sneezes.

    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure I'd park where the Toyota is parked. . .?

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when we legalize Cannabis. . .!

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing tiktok is now banned by CalTrans

    MikeMaxis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't text and drive machinery

    No spam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Achoo! Achoo! Achoo…oh c**p…”

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's about time someone took the plight of drunk drivers into consideration.

    Lululoohoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what happened? lol did they have a seizure

    Momten Jillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more 3 martini lunches for you fella

    Catherine Maven
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I TOLD you, Stop! You're DRUNK!" ...." No, no, I c'n DO it! Wash'me!"

    KrisandBrandie Kaz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, went through thick fog right before Christmas and a new highway had this problem

    Rebecca Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who let the drunk do the stripes down the middle of the road

    Lamalo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can picture a dog chasing them down the road 😂

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "right, time to paint ... aAAAACHOOO! ... *snrf* this road..."

    Nope
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The squiggly line is not paint. It is tape used for temporary lines. It has peeled.

    Keisha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the line crew was still wasted from the night before. Not sure how anyone could do this bad of a job.

    Kirsten Holmes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wonky line isn't paint. It's tape. Staged.

    Snazzy Smurf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when drunk penguins paint.

    Alex
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro was fr in cars one

    Angry Panda
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    1 year ago

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    Angry Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, the lines were wrong on the first place

    gijeff58
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sneeze, burp and fart combo!

    Spikey Spikes
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    1 year ago

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i remember correctly, i saw someone say this was actually planned as a joke

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    Another thing that makes someone a bad employee is their tendency to do a no-show. What is worse is when they are also unreachable. Calling in, not picking up the phone, not responding to communication—all of these mean that the worker is irresponsible and not committed to the job they’ve been hired to do. Sometimes, things like addiction might complicate things further.

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    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I give the Non-US Pandas permission to complain about the stall gap here

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somewhere out there, somebody's missing a puzzle piece

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    Some folks are also compulsive or habitual liars. Either that, or they always have an excuse up their sleeves. Regardless, someone who’d rather lie or make excuses instead of doing a job right, doing it at all, or learning to do it and making something of themselves is a time-waster from a business perspective.

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    People like this don’t take responsibility for their actions, but work is something that demands taking ownership, so this is another incompatibility that leads to poor results.

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    Alex Boyd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bro! Or Man-zierre, depending on who you ask.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the son three? because tbh, if I were a three-year-old, i'd love that cake. i have low standards, though.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thirst? thirsty for what? water? juice? something else that'll get censored here?

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    Sometimes, people might be careless by nature and fail to follow directions right from the get-go. Now, it might be a simple case of “I didn’t read it” and doing so might resolve the issue, but some might not have the aptitude to internalize it and would continue to make the same mistakes. In turn, their lack of consideration, ignoring protocol and taking shortcuts leads to headaches for everyone else.

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    Spikey Spikes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one place where we actually want the food product to be smaller

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    Mark Howell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I derive safely, but I integrate like a maniac )

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    And, sometimes, it’s just the case of a bad attitude. They don’t give a gaw-giggity about the customers, the merchandise, the quality, nothing. This often means they are unwilling to collaborate, let alone to do a good job, and even more so when their arrogance and asocialism doesn’t allow them to draw the right conclusions and to become better employees.

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    Aspiring Canuck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A major brand intentionally deceiving the buyer. Not a good look.

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    Frank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most roads in my Belgian town: the grills or covers are nicely aligned with the road during construction, but as they are supported by a whole structure under them, they don't sink, whereas the tarmac sinks with the load of the cars. Only solution is set them 2-3 cm lower than the tarmac during construction, but that does not look nice to the politicians who have to cut the ribbon to open the road. "Luckily" normally a crack appears around these height differences and the water seeps into the underground. Where it creates other problems.

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    Besides being innately bad, there might also be external factors for why someone is bad at their job.

    Being poorly paid is at the top of the list, but it becomes worse when the employee also feels like they are stuck there having to suffer the bad paycheck without any exit strategy.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gatorade - Now available in chunky style!

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    Having a bad boss, being overly managed and underappreciated do not help in the quality of the work being done. Why do a good job if the boss isn’t going to be happy about it anyway? Either that, or it’s about quantity, not quality that pushes employees to assume different work priorities. That also likely kills the passion for work somewhere along the way.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wrong! that's *obviously* a pineapple!

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    There might also be other factors at play—factors like being stuck with poor job security or not being able to sort out your work-life balance.

    An employee will never be a good one if their needs aren’t met to a sufficient degree, and that means reassuring them that their job is not at stake and encouraging self-care rather than min-maxing how things are done.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Follow the arrow and get the shaft.

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    And if it’s none of the above, chances are it’s laziness.

    While laziness breeds more laziness and it can become a habit, habits can also be broken. It’s not something people are born with, but rather a behavior that can be phased out. The idea is to learn to be industrious: do things that energize you (sleep, exercise, etc.), work first and reward yourself later, and visualize productiveness (make it tangible and reflect upon it). That’s at least a good start.

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    Whatever the case, you still have one more job to do (hopefully that goes well), and that is to share your stories of that guy who had one job in the comment section below!

    And if the only job you have today is reading more Bored Panda, why not check out another article of ours on the same topic.

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    Moë
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok Cabernet over $20 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm. are you sure about that, box? are you *absolutely* sure about that? 'cause I think you might be a little off. you know, just a bit

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    Moë
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some very orange blueberries

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perfect! i was looking to put in some new windows to let in some more light! really brightens up the space, don't you think?

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i also appreciate that this gate has a spot for a lock. like yeah, that'll *definitely* help

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the "women" and "men" mean, like, maybe the cuts\styles of the shirts? could be wrong, feel free to correct me

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    Liz Clarke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably for wheelchair users, how do so many people forget we exist and need stuff like this?

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    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you order a new seat without checking the measurements.

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    Libby Tailor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the left wing is the gate, now closed.

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    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know. I'll save money by tricking thieves I have security when I don't, just like the corner convenience store down the street" 🤦‍♀️

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    colour them in and make one of them a different colour, then circle that one. boom, problem solved

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    IMHO
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't look down and slightly to your right.

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