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What could possibly go wrong? Now, those are five words that you should probably never utter unless you’re prepared to find out the honest, uncomfortable answer. They’re often spoken just before disaster strikes and you’re left with egg on your face.

We’ve all been there. One moment everything is going swimmingly and the next, it isn’t. Thanks to smartphones, doorbell/dashcam/cctv cameras, and the internet, many people’s tiny (or epic) personal mishaps are now on display for all the world to see. There are even dedicated online communities that love sharing (and laughing at) these unfortunate but hilarious fails.

One of them is aptly called Anything Gone Wrong. The Facebook group has more than 938,000 members reminding each other that whenever you think you’re having a bad day, there’s probably someone out there having a worse one than you. Bored Panda has put together the best posts from the community for your viewing pleasure. Try not to laugh too hard, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites.

#1

Not Only Did Grandpa Already Have This Shirt, He Was Wearing It When He Unwrapped It

Not Only Did Grandpa Already Have This Shirt, He Was Wearing It When He Unwrapped It

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GenuineJen
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2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone knows their grandpa well! 💕

sbj
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1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he's been given something he likes

Floeckchen
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1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so he can still wear it when the other one is in the washer

Shark Lady
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1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got 3 pairs of the same pyjamas for Christmas, I'm more than happy since some of mine are showing signs of age!

Ms.GB
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1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's never bad to have a backup.

Fred L.
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1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Getting backup clothes for some that fit and that you like is quite nice.

Dan Cone
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9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

iphone 16 users getting the 17

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There are mornings we get out of the wrong side of bed and it's just downhill from there. Whatever can go wrong somehow does, no matter how hard we try to avoid it. But experts say there are ways to lessen the bad days, or at least cope better when we find ourselves in an endless loop of chaotic mishaps.

The key, say many, is how you begin your morning. "One of the most effective ways to start your day is with a routine," reveals the Mind Tools site. "Positive morning habits can help to reduce unnecessary stress that might tire you out before you've even begun work."

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    #2

    I Think The Tree Won

    Silver Cybertruck crashed into a palm tree on a city street, wreckage strewn nearby, woke up expecting a normal day

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    Bored Jellyfish
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those trees have evolved to withstand hurricanes.It’ll be fine! Musk’s “trucks”… not so much.

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    Miki
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a don't see it..? Is it about all of this trash being around the dumpster and not inside if it? 😉

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fought the tree and the tree won.

    Paulina
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First they made you buy a Cybertruck, then you got into a trash crash? What a horrible day!

    Michael Fernandez
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the door worked and the driver could exit the CyberCoffin.

    olaff 422
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone wins when a Cybertruck is destroyed.

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    #3

    Whipped Myself Into A Frustrated Rage Trying To Find My Drill For Half An Hour

    Cordless drill left on black and white tropical leaf bedspread, woke up expecting a normal day

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    Ashlisha
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have also been here for 30 minutes and have zero advice.

    Billo66
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's right btween the palm frond and saw palmetto.

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    Paul C.
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was working as a carpet fitter I always told apprentices that if they couldn't find a tool it was almost certainly under the smallest piece of carpet or underlay that would hide it.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why my important stuff (phone case, airpod case, wallet) is brightly coloured. It's so easy to forget where you put your stuff when it blends into the background.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! My phone case (Otterbox) is a teal overcase on a white plastic inner case - very noticeable. My wallet is blue and has cute cats on it (and is on a wallet chain, which I suppose makes the cute cats less valuable as a spotting mechanism, lol.) I have bright acrylic animal keychain charms on my car keys for this reason too XD Many years ago, when I was still with my ex, we chose bright phone cases just for this reason - it's so easy to lose them otherwise. Nowadays he has a plain black Otterbox case... and guess who can't easily spot his phone fairly often, now? XD

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    George D
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Whipped myself into a frustrated rage..". Man, have I been there trying to figure out where I put my glasses.

    Robert T
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nearly as good as me trying to fix my TomTom windscreen mount the other day. Three screws. Dropped one of them. Looked everywhere. Gave up, defeated. As I picked up the mount to put it away I found the s-c-r-e-w stuck to the back of the base, which is of course magnetic!

    Oxford Ranch
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kitchen floor is the same way. Drop something and it is gone, until you step on it with shoes off.

    Lee451 Henderson
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sofa pattern is a little too busy for my taste.

    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in MY day, Makita tools were the ugliest shade of blue imaginable, LIKE GOD INTENDED!

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am visually impared and would have NEVER found it. I found it in the photo, but that's because of a set POV. Usually if I drop small items in my apartment they are GONE.

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    If you wake up late and find yourself rushing around, you're more likely to feel stressed, anxious, forget things and possibly have silly mishaps. Try to set an alarm for the same time every morning and get up when it goes off. Even better if you set it with enough time to relax before you have to start getting ready.

    Studies show setting your alarm for one hour earlier in the morning can actually decrease your risk of depression and improve your mood. Even if you're a night owl.

    #4

    I Feel Like There Is Some Sort Of Untoad Story Behind This

    Woke up expecting a normal day: brown shoes and jeans on sidewalk beside crack shaped like tiny human figure

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    reuben kift
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title made me laugh. 🤣😂🤣

    Billo66
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello my baby, hello my darlin, hello my ragtime SPLAT!

    Julie S
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor froggy 🐸

    Gordon
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real - FROGGER......#IYKYK

    Lotekguy
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you saw the movie Kung Fu Hustle, this picture makes sense, albeit not to scale.

    Janissary35680
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the tune of "The First Noel": 🎵🎶Toad away. Toad away. Toad away, away. Where do you go when you're toad away?🎶🎵

    UnclePanda
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a story, of a hoppy lady, who was bringing up three tadpoles of her own...

    David R.
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend, my friend's a toad. My friend is lying flat on the road, But he's my friend, my friend to stay 'til he's peeled up and sailed away.

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    #5

    Turned My Back For A Minute

    Turned My Back For A Minute

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    Ashlisha
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you like your flour mixed with some kitty love!

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like rice in the bowl portion of a rice cooker to me; kitty probably thought he'd been gifted a new litter box.

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    Alexandra
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure this is cute though. Maybe the actual litterbox wasn't cleaned?

    Rusty’scate
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I fits I schitts

    Highwaytozen
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you telling me that this is NOT the standard "secret ingrediant"? Man, I've been cooking all wrong

    Alexia
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A full minute? A few seconds would be enough 😄

    Karen Murphy
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, they’re just doing what a cat’s supposed to do…

    Gordon Guitar
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a cat, don't turn your back. What did you expect?

    For All Pedernity
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says something about OP's cooking, I guess.

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    #6

    I'm The Only Person In My Entire Office Of 30 People Who Dressed Up Today And I'm In A Full Body Banana Suit

    Person in banana costume with dramatic eye makeup and surprised expression, woke up expecting

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So - she's working for scale today?

    timhood
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a weird thing to do on January 6. Try Halloween next time. 😆

    Emilu
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, that made me snort-giggle.

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    Earthquake903
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can stand next to everything to get an accurate measurement

    GalPalAl
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in an office with a lot of people and every year I made the effort to dress for Halloween either I was alone or comments were always made about what I wore (nothing inappropriate) so I stopped.

    sbj
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you made an effort

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    Another great tip is to get things ready the night before.

    "This is especially important for working parents whose mornings often involve organizing packed lunches and getting the kids ready for school, not to mention building in time for the school run," notes the site.

    So, every night before bed, pick your outfit for the following day, put school uniforms and bags together, pack the lunches, and lay out your keys, purse and whatever else you may need. You'll save yourself the hassle of frantically searching for things as you're about to head out the door the next morning.

    #7

    “I Think I Left A Window Open Last Night, Not Sure.”

    Attic bedroom with beds and chair covered in indoor snow, floor blanketed — woke up to snow inside

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    cugel.
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once accidentally left the back door open, woke up in the middle of the night to find some rando dog going through my kitchen bin.

    Dee Hampton
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to drift off to sleep

    William
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rest of the house must have been like a sauna with the furnace running full blast all night long.

    Val Carriere
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well a lite sprinkle of snow is refreshing

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    #8

    Their Flight Left 2hrs Ago

    Passport and boarding pass left on bathroom grab bar next to toilet paper dispenser, woke up expecting

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    UnclePanda
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have taken it straight to security since they're probably looking for it too.

    Papa
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to think that's what OP did immediately after taking the photo.

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    TheMFKNXerdo
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a Mexican passport, too. This person will be in huge trouble if the flight is anywhere near our northern neighbour.

    chickpea me
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it isn’t someone's honeymoon?

    Ravenkbh
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passport? We don't need no stinking passport!

    She who must not be named
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So assuming that the flight left on time, that passport had to have been there for at least 2 and half/3 hours right? I don't know about that certain airport but I've never been to an airport where the toilets/bathroom aren't constantly in use, literally queuing at times. You're telling me that in that time not a single other person spotted it and handed it in?

    Charlotte Ingle
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a big govt complex. People would forget their phone in the bathroom (which was also open to the public), and I'd always take the phones to the security office 10 feet away. My coworker would tell me off because "what if the person comes back for it?" I figured they'd try the security office next but apparently I was being difficult?!

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    #9

    She Traded Me For The Window Seat Before We Got On The Plane

    Woman on airplane with brown coat and navy scarf holding a bag, woke up expecting a normal day

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    John Mosley
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every seat is a window seat if you bring a good book.

    Sam Trudeau
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My most recent flight, I got window seat... wall twice

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That stinks. I wish airlines would say that when booking.

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    Tyranamar Seuss
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you can still rest your head against it and sleep.

    Beak Hookage
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    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The very definition of a rueful expression.

    Try not to skip breakfast. You'll be doing your body and mind a huge favor by feeding it something nutritious that'll keep you going. There's a reason many call it "the most important meal of the day." Fresh air, even five minutes in the garden, is another great addition to your morning.

    Experts also suggest putting on some music (or a podcast) while you're getting done, and driving to school or work, instead of going about your business in silence. Not only can this help to wake you up properly but it can also help boost your mood and stimulate your brain. Depending, of course, on what exactly you choose to listen to...

    #10

    In-Laws Invited Us Over For Dinner; It Was A Trap

    Man surrounded by cardboard boxes and packing debris assembling furniture after woke up expecting a normal day

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    Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry. Didn't realize you meant dinner next month. We'll see you then."

    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care how weird I sound, I love doing that stuff. "Two person assembly required" Nah,fúck off, this is my happy place.

    CP
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You read to the part that says "two person assembly"? But yeah I agree. I even heard there are people that will pay others to have that fun for them. Crazy world we live in.

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    Hassel Davidhoff
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother in law does this sometimes, never with anything terribly complex though so it's all good.

    Robert Millar
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's already got the chair upside down...

    Nicole Weymann
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    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When his wife is out my brother living right next door occasionally likes to ask if we'd like eating lunch/dinner together, meaning me and my parents with him and an assortment of up to four kids. 9/10 that turns to "...and would you mind cooking?"

    Colleen Glim
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The instructions make more sense when you’ve had a drink or three

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    #11

    My Finger After Getting It Stuck In A Car Door

    My Finger After Getting It Stuck In A Car Door

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    Mike F
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes my @ss clench.

    UnclePanda
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I punched a philips screwdriver through my thumbnail, leaving a neat little cross shaped hole. As the nail continued to grow, some of the edges started to painfully dig into the nail bed. As I sat down with a Dremel to smooth the edges, I had the thought, "Hey, this is the first time I've used a Dremel to hurt myself *on purpose*."

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You realize the nail has detached from the nail bed right? You should go get it checked out and find out what care you need to do while it grows back which will be several months. I had a toenail partially detached after a car accident. Took 8 months for the missing part to grow back. Fortunately enough was left to cover the nail bed until it was fully regrown, but I still had to be careful and follow specific instructions to keep the remaining part attached.

    Casey England
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understand when people post replies like this addressing the original poster as if they posted this on BP themselves. This was probably posted on Reddit at some point and it was reposted here. The OP is never going to see this comment and it probably happened months, if not years ago.

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    Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah That's gonna have to be drained, in outside

    pOtAtO kNiShEs
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the sort of thing that I have to scroll past quickly for fear of nightmares

    timhood
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to lance that with a sterile needle.

    chickpea me
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be squeamish but t’s like some beetle is trying to get from under your nail, bro...🥴😵

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    #12

    My Mailbox Was Blown Up By Lightning Last Night

    Charred bricks scattered across a suburban street beside a tipped trash bin, woke up expecting chaos

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    Bookworm
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And God said "you're in a time out.".

    Robert Beveridge
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to know the supreme being also gets annoyed by "we can't find your package" emails.

    FreeTheUnicorn
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is all that debris from a mailbox?

    Bi.Felicia
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It appears that their mailbox was held up and surrounded by bricks.

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    Papa
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad it was the mailbox and not the house.

    Ashlisha
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you hated the old one. I would build you a new one with what's left!

    Phaiax
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mail Box? Not Mail Mansion?

    Rusty’scate
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no the third little 🐷

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    #13

    Just Bought Our Dream Home Less Than 2 Months Ago. Tonight I Watched It Burn To The Ground In A Massive Wildfire

    woke up expecting normal day, house in smoldering ruins with flames at night

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    Julie S
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heartbreaking.

    Hill Branda
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My condolences. That is all kinds of suck.

    Sara Shamsabadi
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hope no one was hurt..that's so sad

    Gordon Guitar
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of us sympathize and wish the best for you; we just don't know how to express it.

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    #14

    I Was Wrapping Christmas Gifts Last Evening And Got A Paper Cut Straight To The Cornea. Merry Christmas Eve!

    Close-up of a hazel green eye with dilated pupil and freckled skin, woke up photo

    The Mechanics Report

    Bookworm
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go get it checked out. Don't f**k around when it comes to your vision.

    Oxford Ranch
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My horse lost sight in his eye from a lacerated Cornia

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    Chich the witch
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not need to see this

    Alex Helm
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have done this! Horrible injury that took about two years before it was fully healed.

    Bi.Felicia
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ow, ow, ow! Any type of injury or foreign object in your eye, tends to cause significant pain and irritation, do not delay going to the eye doctor.

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    #15

    Yearbook Photo From My First Year As A Teacher

    Woman with short brown bob smiling with one eye closed in a school portrait, woke up expecting surprise photo

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    Mike F
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They were right, a couple of shots of tequila takes the edge off waiting for the picture taking to begin."

    Kelly Scott
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the tequila is what you need for teaching the class.

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    Bored Sailor
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look of being a teacher. See the ten years later picture will appear 30 years older.

    UnclePanda
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My worst driver's license photo was snapped at the exact instant my derriere realized that the chair was hard plastic, not a comfy cushion.

    timhood
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could they not have let you do a retake?

    Deeelite
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. They do not. It would take too look bc then everyone would want to

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    William
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause I got high , cause I got high, bada da da da da

    #16

    Been Waiting 6 Weeks For A Rather Expensive Toilet So We Can Fit It At A Client's House, It Has Finally Arrived

    Box of shattered porcelain vase parts in cardboard, woke up expecting a normal day

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    otiose
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there no packing material around the porcelain toilet? They wouldn't send it loose in a box!?! Maybe the contractor broke it and is trying to blame the shipper?

    Michael Melfa
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there several times. Had a pallet of equipment come damaged about a month ago. I'm certain something heavy was dropped on it. My advice, never schedule a job before your delivery gets in. It comes broken 100% of the time if you do.

    Nizumi
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That didn't break in the box. That was shipped already smashed. Toilet porcelain is really strong. The have it in that many pieces? The box would have come apart, too.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep getting spam emails for one- and two-piece toilets - you got the 23 piece!

    GenuineJen
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this even happen? I can see a few cracks or even broken in a few places from shipping but that is destroyed.

    Keith Handly (Ike)
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Porcelain is fragile and many toilets break even while they are being made.

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    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that's the one that Trump had to flush 15 times?

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    #17

    Coworker Thought My Mug Warmer Was A Charger

    Hand lifting melted white earbud stuck to a wireless charger — woke up expecting a normal day mishap.

    jmadden80 Report

    sbj
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't have happened If they would have asked you first

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still can't get my head around the way Americans throw "would" into the past tense. "Wouldn't have happened if they HAD asked you first".

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    karen snyder
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why YOU can't have nice things, dear coworker.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, your coworker just sailed over to your desk and dropped her whatever-that-is on your "charger" with not a word or an ask to you? I would say somebody that entitiled deserves what happened.

    Miki
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehehehehe

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    #18

    After Weeks Of Waiting They Delivered The Fridge Looking Like This

    Dented stainless steel refrigerator on doorstep with torn packaging, woke up expecting.

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    Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have refused delivery.

    timhood
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they did. That's the street next to the truck's lift gate.

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    Lee Gilliland
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suggest you get it undelivered.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like OP did the right thing. Do NOT accept the delivery, do NOT let the delivery person leave until you have documented everything.

    CP
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minor cosmetic damage. It will buff out a bit and add character.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to call the store, delivery company and the manufacturer and raise hell if you have to. I had to get a new fridge a few years ago. Kept getting different delivery dates, all of the orders were canceled in the manufacturer computer system. We were living out of coolers & I can't remember how much I spent in ice over 2 Mos. It finally comes & I'm standing on my front porch and see a small strap mark on the top edge. They wouldn't bring it inside, I told them I don't care about that small dent. I was on the phone with their boss and the aszholes left. A few minutes after my son got home they were back and NOT happy about it. The helper asked the driver if he saw the water line, yes but we don't do those. I looked him dead in the eye, I took it off the old one I can put it on this one. To say I was pisssed off that day is an understatement, they got the honest review they deserved. Frigidaire sent me a $100 Visa card & I imagine other people got them too.

    murmelinpaiva
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A plumber did something similar to my brand new dishwasher.

    William
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, you put a make shift handle across the middle, boooo yaaaa problem solved!

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lucky for you it wasn't worse

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    #19

    These Roaches Living In Our Oven Clock

    Woke up to a stove clock showing warped green 10:09 on a white control panel with up/down buttons

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    GenuineJen
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll say it again 🤮🤮🤮

    timhood
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad I have never had a roach in any house I've lived in.

    Lotekguy
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever heard of jinxes? That's not the sort of thing to say or write without encouraging consequences.

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    Paulina
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, you just have to burn the house down. There's no other way.

    Chonky Panda
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why keep it?? I'd throw it out immediately 😭😭😭

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the roaches are in more than just the microwave...

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. That's actually pretty creepy.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moved out of a cockroach infested building, but I had enough sense to leave all my kitchen appliances and boxes of belongings in an outside shed for a couple of weeks before bringing my stuff inside. Cockroaches had been living between the walls of the microwave.

    Lee451 Henderson
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was an exterminator for 6 years and roaches love electronics. I saw many a VCR ruined by them.

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    #20

    The TV Set Up At My Hotel In Madrid

    Woke up to small wall TV and air conditioner above bedside table with towels, view from bed in plain hotel room.

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    HOUSE
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It needs to be at least ..... 3 times this size

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    Dustin Thomson
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you want to watch only a little TV.

    Si Da
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call reception and ask for binoculars!

    Chich the witch
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same room in Laos.

    chickpea me
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a regular size...it’s just the room that’s so big 😅🤣😂😭

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to be a time when 15" tv in hotel room was good. I had one during college days. Of course it was when they were those cathode ray monsters

    Mark Alexander
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember watching those black and white monster movies on one of those 12" CRTs with 13 channels.

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    timhood
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The screen in my car is bigger than that! 😆

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My computer screen is bigger than that tv

    TheBadHalfofHel
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We must have been at the same hotel!!

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    #21

    Shower Door Spontaneously Shattered Behind Me

    Shattered glass shower door, bathroom floor covered in shards and towel hanging, woke up to a broken shower

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least it is security glass (breaks into dull pieces)

    Ace
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so dull, those pieces will still cut you, care is needed when cleaning up.

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    Nota Robot
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens every d**n time I look in a mirror.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must have amassed at least a century of misfortune, my condolences

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    Rachel Reynolds
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had this happen. I got in the shower wearing only what the good lord gave me, shut the door and watched in horror as it shattered across the bathroom floor. Fortunately my husband was home and could come rescue me.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a glass table in the kitchen. One day I heard a noise from the kitchen, I went to check and found the table shattered into a million pieces. Only the legs of the table were intact because they were metal.

    Voidified
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing you weren't to close to the shower

    emorinelli49
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were once staying in a hotel watching TV and there was a huge shattering noise. The mirror on the wall in the bathroom had just fallen out of its frame. We had to leave the room while they dealt with it. Should have given us a new room but we didn’t press it.

    William
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You brought your porcelain ***** into the shower again didn’t you?

    UnclePanda
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    1 day ago

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    timhood
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a perfectly good door on the right.

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    #22

    News Reporter In Denver Has His Camera Shot By Police

    Man kneeling on sidewalk inspecting broken video camera gear after he woke up expecting a normal day

    scuczu Report

    Rusty
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t count on freedom of the press in the States anymore….

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you can omit "of the press" from your statement too

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    Earthquake903
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They catch you filming ICE or something?

    Tazzer Panda
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found some more info on this - "On May 30, 2020, during protests in Denver following the death of George Floyd, a news photographer's camera was hit four times by what were identified as police-fired paintballs. The protests saw numerous incidents where journalists across the United States reported being attacked or harassed despite identifying themselves. A local news reporter, Adi Guajardo, confirmed the incident on social media, stating that police fired paintballs and tear gas, hitting their photographer and camera."

    timhood
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D**n, he could have had his ticket punched! 😱

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they were aiming for it!

    Patsy Robins
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australian reporter in the US was hit by a rubber bullet, fired by police, on live TV last year. The officer was caught on camera too - he turned towards her, saw clearly what she was doing (ie reporting, NOT demonstrating) took deliberate aim & fired straight at her. Like, W*F?

    Beak Hookage
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also apparently prefaced it by saying something along the lines of "I'm gonna shoot that b***h".

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    CP
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything looks like a gun to our police.

    giku T
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u should say that again in Turkiye. the camera wouldnt be the one that was shot..

    TheOGpandaHavana
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from the BLM protests back in 2020.

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    #23

    First Thing That Comes To Mind

    Police car crashed vertically into lamppost on grass verge, wheels up — woke up expecting a normal day

    Dash Cam Footage Report

    Spencer's slave no longer
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caused by someone driving on the wrong side of the road into the path of the Police car on blues and twos. Police took evasive action, hit a roadside bench and this was the result.

    RM
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite impressed at how it's staying balanced in that position

    Glen Ellyn
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sincerely hope the driver is okay. 😬

    Alexia
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''The pole wouldn't move aside, your honor" 😄

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    #24

    The Kids Have Done This To My Chair. What Should I Do

    White upholstered chair covered in blue pen scribbles and doodles, a messy surprise — woke up expecting a normal day

    Classic Cars Report

    Cin
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop leaving pens where kids can reach

    Ashlisha
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teach them better, they still won't learn.. Buy covers that come off or don't have nice things.

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    timhood
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's face it: how long was white upholstery going to last with children m anyway? Time to dye them black.

    Emilu
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a white chair... and I want to paint it black...?

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    Emilu
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ebay kids -- "free to... home." (In case anyone is wondering, yes, this is sarcasm).

    [>.<]/
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sell kids on Etsy. It's for things you made yourself.

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    Keith Handly (Ike)
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's pretty. Add a few scribbles of violet/purple for accent and you are golden.

    Batwench
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never have white furniture and kids.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whine reminds me of people who just have to have pets, then declaw them or punish them to protect the furniture. You have to choose between having kids and animals or a picture perfect home. But you can't have both.

    Highwaytozen
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the kids to a doctor and ask for a late stage abortion

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    #25

    My Worst Nightmare Finally Became A Reality

    View under a handicap restroom stall showing wheelchair and shoes, person saying they woke up there.

    Scaventa Report

    Fungus John
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're allowed to use them. it's just if theres a queue disabled people get priority.

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And? Just finish like normal and leave. Despite what you may see on reddit most handicapped people aren't entitled a******s who think handicapped stalls are only for the handicapped. Plenty of reason why people want a stall with more space. As long as you're not blocking someone already waiting when you go in you're good.

    Jo Firth
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    1 day ago

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    Most disabled people are entitled arseholes? Spend a month in a wheelchair and then say that.

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    KnightOwl
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Invisible disabilities exist, just do your thing and act natural, noone will question you about your disability.

    Leg less In Minneapolis
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in a wheelchair and this not a problem, the changing table is in there too. Just be polite and don’t linger

    UnclePanda
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, ADA guarantees accessible toilets but not priority. Folks get confused because the ADA parking spaces are prioritized for their use only.

    Must Be Bored Again
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve used the handicapped stall when my back gets really bad because I can’t get up without grabbing the bar if the toilet is low. Then walk out looking not handicapped.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not against any rules or regulations for an able-bodied person to use the disabled stall. You just can't barge past them to use it. But if they aren't in line, feel free to use it.

    CP
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curb Your Enthusiasm tackled this "problem" once and all I could think was that a bathroom stall is not a parking space.

    ManuelQue
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and I had stopped for a meal at a restaurant. First stop was the washroom. My sister used a wheelchair and waited for the handicapped stall to be free. A young woman came out, saw the wheelchair, and said, "OMIGOD I'm so sorry!" Sis said, "Aw, don't worry, I used to do it all the time."

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    #26

    Hulk Smash

    Woke up expecting a normal day, damaged doors ajar in dim stairwell with exit sign and pooled water on tiled floor

    North Report

    George Costanza
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone in my building got stuck in the elevator once and called 911, not the property management company. The firemen used the jaws of life on all our locked doors to get in, causing thousands of dollars worth of damage. Yay. This could have been a similar situation.

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have to check but I'm pretty sure the elevator at my work says something like "call emergency services if elevator stops working" or something like that. I've never been stuck in an elevator but if I was I don't think I'd rationally take the time to look up the property management company and instead call 911 too. After your comment though I might think differently if it does happen!

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    JL
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like that duck from the gate photo is at it again.

    Eduardo
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explosion. Far door is blown through the stops of the door frame.

    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those battering rams that the police use? But the doors don't appear to have locking mechanisms?

    William
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be caused by a police ramming tool.

    Highwaytozen
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you REALLY need to go and your key isn't keying

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    #27

    Storing Cash Gone Wrong

    Storing Cash Gone Wrong

    The Mechanics Report

    timhood
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wash it and take it to the bank. Or I'll take it.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. American money feels like paper, but it's actually made of a very resilient cloth. You can run it through the wash and it'll be just fine. Coming from someone who has left money in his pockets, and laundered money many times.

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    Norfolk and good
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money does decompose, and will go mouldy if it gets wet. That's why currency made out of polymer is better than paper/cotton blend used on US notes.

    UnclePanda
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can clean that up! Send it to meee!

    pandamonium
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happened to Escobar, albeit on a slightly larger scale...

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like many people, I keep cash on hand in the event of an emergency. But I keep a box of baking soda inside the container to ward off mold/mildew. This has worked for many years.

    Paulina
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you didn't realize - cash is one of the dirtiest things you encounter every day. Even a toilet seat has significantly less bacteria on it than money.

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to switch to plastic notes like what we have in Australia.

    PirellisMiracleElixer
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep those little silica packets that come with purchases. Could have saved you some money, literally.

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    #28

    My Dad Says, “Google Is Doing This Stupid Thing Where The Blur The Top Left Part Of The Results. Facebook Is Doing It Too Actually.” He Melted The Top Left Corner Of His Screen

    My Dad Says, “Google Is Doing This Stupid Thing Where The Blur The Top Left Part Of The Results. Facebook Is Doing It Too Actually.” He Melted The Top Left Corner Of His Screen

    unidentifies Report

    Ashlisha
    Community Member
    2 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this Asus and would accidentally do the same thing. Because I'm space ignorant.

    Billo66
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a 65" TV about 2 months ago. Was feeling stuffy so I turned on the humidifier which sat right beneath the TV. Don't do that. It honestly didn't dawn on me till a black line appeared right above it. then blackness. I still have the box and so wanted to take it back and say it didn't work and exchange it but it didn't set with me so I bought a new one.

    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you be a decent human being willing to take responsibility for your own actions. Begone with you! W*f is the world coming to?

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    Sheri Lytle
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same thing to my laptop, with the new one, when using it, there is no candles allowed to be lit...lol

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    #29

    This Badly Stamped Out Fork I Found In The Work Canteen

    Woke Up Expecting stainless steel fork with flattened tines on speckled countertop

    Hanji Aisaka Report

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clean it, frame it, and hang it up. Instant art.

    CMW
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This fork identifies as a spoon?

    David Beaulieu
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one to call art and try to sell on Facebook Marketplace

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    #30

    Some Idiot Glued My Bike Lock And Now I Can't Unlock My Bike

    Some Idiot Glued My Bike Lock And Now I Can't Unlock My Bike

    Gadgets Gather Report

    Ashlisha
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are mean and I hope you have a drugstore nearby to get some acetone.

    NJ P
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Acetone will probably dissolve the plastic too.

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've glued it so you can't take the bike, then they can come back later, cut the lock and take the bike.

    Bob Jones
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Those cable locks are very easy to cut.

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    Ronja Oksanen
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmas crazy neighbor glued her door lock and the peeking thingy (English is not my first language as you can see 😅)

    Gayla Ber
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If I can't steal your bike, you can't ride it!"

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've gone to your nearest CVS-type store and picked up some nail polish remover (acetone).

    Jane Doe-Doe
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.. why? Why are people so nasty?

    Oxford Ranch
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that’s beyond cold!!! I don’t understand people.

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    #31

    My Dad Went To Our Cabin For The Weekend And Was Greeted With This

    Woke up expecting: damaged white door with deep scratches, hole, brown siding and worn wooden steps

    Hanji Aisaka Report

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than it happening when someone was there.

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you beat me to it like this, you impertinent little man/woman/enby pal.

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    CP
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people where I grew up didn't lock cabins for this reason. You also don't leave anything in the cabin except beds and a heating stove.

    Purple Gurl
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am assuming Maniac or Wild Animal?

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to hunt down the reddit post that the fb group got it from. From what I can tell, very mentally unwell aunt with an axe. I'll link the post in a reply because it will get hidden.

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    marianne eliza
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ax wielding bear? OP posted comment that it was an unbalanced auntie.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An axe-wielding maniac, just like the old wilderness horror trope so many movies use.

    Glix Drap
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Johnny tried to be there.

    homer
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like somebody had bad aim

    Renay T
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bear or wolves or mountain lion? Looks beary mysterious.

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    #32

    Was Loading The Trailer With Tires When I Noticed This

    Woke up expecting - rusted c*****d trailer axle bracket visible between two worn truck tires

    Abbey Meyers Report

    MalayDragon
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to unload and get a different trailer.

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad you noticed it now.

    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And i notice a lack of tread on those tires.

    crashthegreenhat
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you ALWAYS do your inspection before you even load your vehicle.

    Colleen Glim
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might have been just picking up a preloaded trailer. Good on the driver for doing a proper check

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    #33

    My Husband Has Donated Plasma So Many Times He Has A Permanent Hole In His Arm

    Hairy abdomen close-up showing small unexpected hole near navel - woke up to odd skin indentation.

    The Mechanics Report

    Alexia
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From a healthcare professional (and regular blood donor): your husband is a hero 😊

    Julie S
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum gives blood and has the biggest vein in that arm. One of the nurses said she could throw the needle from the other side of the room and still hit that vein. They quite often use my mum for the trainee's.

    Leg less In Minneapolis
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have really bad small veins and they like to be a practice dummy of new people, I don’t feel the needles so it works

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    CP
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he just squeezes it out into a bowl.

    Gene R Dunaway
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never use the same location--scar tissue.

    NJ P
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They usually nener hit the same spot twice as each time it scars.

    Kiss Army
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a hole like that but I do have a small one... I have taken a break from donating plasma because after donating regularly for several years my arm starting feeling quite tingly and I thought it would be good to have a break. I am now donating blood at regular intervals (which is every 8 weeks compared to twice a week for plasma).

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buttonhole technique uses the exact same puncture sites for each treatment...this creates a cylinder of scar tissue in which the thrombus is repeatedly displaced during puncture...the cannula is inserted through a channel or tunnel, similar to inserting an earring or piercing...🤷🏽

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the gift you get from doing a good deed?

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    #34

    My Shoe Is Breaking On My Wedding Day- What Do You Think It Means

    My Shoe Is Breaking On My Wedding Day- What Do You Think It Means

    El amor Report

    moggiemoo
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a pair of expensive ones do this. The rubber sole perished from age.

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    NightOwlPanda
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means your sole isn't into this marriage.

    Spencer's slave no longer
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, Temu shoes last longer. I'm on year 3 of boots and still going strong.

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    Nicki Violet
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing; but if you are looking for a sign then don't do it!

    Ace
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attempts were made. You can see the glue from previous repair efforts, so this should not have come as a surprise.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good luck. No matter what happens, it's good luck. (according to my mother)

    Bree Davis
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it means you need to buy new shoes..

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    #35

    What Is This, Took The Tire Off, Looks So Bad

    What Is This, Took The Tire Off, Looks So Bad

    Hanji Aisaka Report

    Captain Awesome
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s called a shi77y cheap tyre

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tyre sidewall bubbles are not limited to shㅤitty cheap tyres.

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    Billo66
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had that brand. Maypop.

    Purple Gurl
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a 'Lucky I wasn't on the Freeway'

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of those gimmick pizza crusts.

    Multa Nocte
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear . . . . .

    Beth Wheeler
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had tires with low miles. Was on hwy 40 when I heard a noise & pulled over. Walked around my car, raised the hood and didn't see anything wrong. Got to Durham and stopped for gas, looked down and a piece of rubber the size of my husbands size 12 shoe was gone. Had to find a tire store that had Uniroyals with my 2.5 year old and 3 week old. A couple of weeks later I was outside and saw something wrong with the other front tire. Went to a tire store in Burlington that I didn't know an uncle worked at. He got me 3 more new tires that costs less than the 1 in Durham because of the warranty. The Durham store ripped me off but I didn't have a choice that day.

    Keith Handly (Ike)
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plenty of tread left? Perhaps the tire is ancient because it was a little old lady's car that was in the garage for years as she only drove it on sundays to church.

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    #36

    33,000 Miles. How Does It Just Rip A Clean Tear Like That? I Didn’t Hit Anything, Was Going 70 Mph And Boom

    Woke up expecting a normal day: shredded car tire and bent rim on a parked Lexus wheel

    Hanji Aisaka Report

    GenuineJen
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the rim looks unharmed?

    Tango Wox
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see some curb rash on it already, possible the sidewall was damaged at the same time and later failed.

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    Verena
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost worn down tire despite exhausted and split rubber, corrosion by salt, underinflated and slightly hit a kerb - combination of all.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the tire was under inflated, which causes flex in the side wall. Too many drivers ignore that tire inflation light on the dash to the detriment of their wallets. Keeping tires properly inflated gives them longevity and you get better gas mileage and stopping power.

    Charlotte Ingle
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tired inflation light? We have cas from different price points

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    Earthquake903
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under inflated probably

    Rusty’scate
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under inflated would be my guess

    CP
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tire could have been damaged days to weeks before it failed.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it a retread? Anyway, I remember when the expected lifetime for a new tire was *much* less than 33,000 miles.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retreading passenger tires has been illegal in North America for over 50 years. This is what it looks like when under-inflation causes a sidewall failure.

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    timhood
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You probably did run over something sharp--it just didn't make a sound you heard.

    typepy type on a rectangle
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the tyre got too hot. Causing tyre pressure to increase

    Captain Awesome
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a retread tyre, and it let go.

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    #37

    An X-Ray Of A Patient With Hyperdontia (The Condition Of Having More Teeth Than Average). Usually Adults Have 32 Teeth. This Person Had 81

    Dental X-ray showing dozens of extra teeth in upper and lower jaws, a shocking woke up expecting surprise

    The Mechanics Report

    My O My
    Community Member
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear pandas. Do not google this! Trigger warning. Really awful

    Purple Gurl
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should have listened. Nightmare time

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    Must Be Bored Again
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn’t matter what treatment options are, that’s going to hurt!

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scary and amazing that our bodies can do this

    Manny
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually more normal than people think. Having 3 sets of teeth is pretty common. I had it myself.

    Tim Perry
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their dentist is buying a Ferrari.

    H Word
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Deviljho from Monster Hunter.

    Paulina
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, I had some extra but not this much! 😳 (35 total)

    Dee Hampton
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they also have 6 fingers on each hand?

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    #38

    Found This Possum On My Mother’s Grill

    Found This Possum On My Mother’s Grill

    North Report

    Ashlisha
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the grill is hot, I see no problem here.

    timhood
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's from the south, there's no problem if the grill is hot! 😆

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    giku T
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this would make me very happy.

    Min
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would absolutely make my day.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, teach it how to flip burgers?

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually, possums are found on automotive grilles, not cooking grills. Simple misunderstanding on his part.

    Paulina
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cute and alive, so what's the problem?

    Renay T
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as the grill is hot, no problem. What, y'all never had opossum before?

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    #39

    Letter Distribution In A Box Of Cookies I Bought For My Daughter

    Woke up to alphabet crackers arranged by letter on napkins with a Mickey Mouse snack box nearby.

    Hanji Aisaka Report

    KnightOwl
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do these cookies look exactly like alphabites? (The British potato products for kids)

    George D
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Chinese writing on the box? There's your answer. I have several Chinese neighbors and they tell me that even they don't like buying Chinese products, ha ha! True story.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the Wheel of Fortune edition

    Renay T
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take a XXX, please. 😏

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may say Mickey Mouse, but the rest of the wording is in another language. This is what you get when you shop at the local $ Store.

    Eduardo
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    M-I-C ......K-E-Y......M-O-U-S-E

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    #40

    Alright Who Did It

    Alright Who Did It

    Gadgets Gather Report

    NightOwlPanda
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robin Hood has turned off Prince John's electricity.

    Arthur05
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's even more impressive is its pointing down, so did this on its way back to the ground

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    18 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how long the electric company will take to fix this? In Texas? California?

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    #41

    Happened To My Neighbor’s Car After A 23 Mph Windy Day!!

    Happened To My Neighbor’s Car After A 23 Mph Windy Day!!

    North Report

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just 23? For that kind of damage?

    Rusty’scate
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    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually It’s 23 mph with gust up to Oh schitt

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certain trees don't have deep roots. These kind of threes there roots spread out more. When the ground gets saturated with water, these type of trees can topple over with not much wind.

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ours got missed by three inches - we measured.

    timhood
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    23mph is very specific. Is there some rule somewhere that says those trees withstand only 22mph winds?

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did read it as 23 meters per hour, before I realized they meant miles.

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    #42

    Boots Exploded During First Big Snow Of The Year

    Boots Exploded During First Big Snow Of The Year

    North Report

    Mel in Georgia
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 50-yr-old duck shoes I inherited from my MiL. Back in the day those things were built to last!

    NJ P
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exploded? And your foot survived? Very lucky.

    CP
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How big was the snow?

    #43

    My Hands Turned Pink & Purple After An Hour Outside In -12c With Mittens On

    My Hands Turned Pink & Purple After An Hour Outside In -12c With Mittens On

    Vehicle Mechanic Report

    Danni
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd check if the mittens were purple and pink before jumping to conclusions.. might seem silly, but I had a friend convinced she's sick as her legs turned a pale blue, it was dye from her jeans coming off.

    Charlotte Ingle
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I regularly get soaked hands in winter (wheelchair user). Many a day my hands end up purple from "black" gloves running in the salty sidewalk slush

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    RM
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check with a doctor - probably Raynaud's. My fingers go white and numb in the cold and the backs of my hands go purple. It can cause blue or purple fingers in other cases though.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about this? Disposable gloves, inside wool gloves, inside wool mittens. and hands in pockets. Would that help?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've spent longer time in 10.4F or less without this happening, and I'm a heavy smoker with poor circulation. Hope you saw a doctor bc it looks like something else is going on with your circulation.

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    #44

    New Home, Bed Frame Wheel Breaks Floor Board, What Do I Do

    Woke up expecting a normal day: broken door hinge exposed through torn laminate with metal showing

    Classic Cars Report

    LALALand
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move….clearly there’s no subfloor!

    George Costanza
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should never be space under a floorboard like that.

    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a floorboard. That looks like laminate flooring that's supposed to be laid on top of floorboards.

    Ace
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find out whoever installed that floor and hang them.

    Miki
    Community Member
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you see how thin is that floor????

    Gayla Ber
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even the floor. That's FLOORING. It's suppoed to be installed OVER a subfloor that goes over the struts!

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    Deborah B
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's new build, they're probrably legally obligated to put right any defects found in the first year.

    Batwench
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it a new build, get in touch with construction company to fix.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be moving any more heavy items into that room, perhaps the entire house. Some nitwit installed laminate flooring (those aren't floorboards) over air instead of on the subflooring. This should've been caught during the pre-buy inspection.

    olaff 422
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like flooring put on empty space. There should be some kind of "foundation" there. Like, the actual foundation if only the ground floor, or some kind of thick plywood if on upper floors. Flooring should never the the actual support for the floor.

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    #45

    The Cheeto Puffs At The Bottom Of My Bag Were All Tiny

    The Cheeto Puffs At The Bottom Of My Bag Were All Tiny

    North Report

    UnclePanda
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once found a thumb-sized lump of flavoring in the bottom of the Cheetos bag and of course I ate it. It took me about 8 hours to come down. Incidentally, Jesus, Jimmie, and Elvis all say "Hi."

    Ashlisha
    Community Member
    2 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two Cheetos meet at a bar and have too much.

    GenuineJen
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Macaroni noodles... for scale?

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, when a Mommy Cheeto and a Daddy Cheeto love each other very much and very often...

    William
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what happens when you leave h o r n y cheetos alone for too long.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking outside the box by using elbow macaroni for scale.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, yeah, the smaller ones will settle to the bottom naturally.

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    #46

    This Expensive Steak Dish I Ordered At A French Restaurant

    Woke up expecting a normal day - plated gourmet dish with sliced roast, glazed carrot, potato cube and red cabbage garnish

    North Report

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to distract you from feeling ripped off.

    Gene R Dunaway
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what were you expecting at an expensive French restaurant? A full meal? ha ha.

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    My O My
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plate seems to have some kind of condition

    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what you were expecting. With restaurants, it's generally the higher the price, the less food you get.

    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like my dog gakked it up on a tree stump.

    Norfolk and good
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the movie The Menu. Fancy food, especially at Michelin starred restaurants, is usually all show. You're paying for the experience and you will probably leave still hungry.

    Mark Alexander
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. That meat is longer than a full carrot and much wider. I don't think we should mock portion size or value until we can get a banana in here.

    olaff 422
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need more info than this. Is this part of a tasting menu? What course is this?

    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Is this food tiny enough, chef." "TInier. It should look like two grains of rice served on a door."

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    #47

    Roommate Accidentally Bought Paper Towels Instead Of Toilet Paper.. So This Was His Solution

    Toilet paper roll with shredded top, a woke up expecting surprise

    Hanji Aisaka Report

    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck unblocking your toilet and sewer pipes. Toilet paper is designed to break down in water,paper towels aren't.

    Laserleader
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the brand. Those really cheap single roll paper towels collapse as soon as they are wet.

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    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t ever flush paper towels!

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER put paper towels down a toilet, we had a regular drunk who couldn't find more TP ( it was right next to the old roll) and it cost us $300 to unplug.

    George D
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aside from the obvious damage to the piping, are we not gonna talk about the damage to your , uhm, surface area?

    Laszlo Larthlanc
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. Learned this the hard way on a 23 mile hike.

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    NJ P
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knife needs sharpening.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you have a toilet plunger handy bc using paper towels will cause pipe blockage.

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    #48

    I Was Enjoying My Spaghetti Bolognaise When I Took A Bite Of The Meat And This Hard Sharp Thing Stabbed The Back Of Mouth

    Close-up of a slimy centipede-like worm covered in peanut butter held between painted fingers with a dog watching — woke up expecting

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    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it may be the edge of the plastic bag the meat came in, once cooked it can get really compressed and hard.

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    timhood
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the jawbone from an alien creature.

    Janissary35680
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Baby xenomorph" is what came to my mind.

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    CP
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For what it is worth, they do a really good job of not letting more stuff like this get in our food at the scale it is made.

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever it is, the dog wants it.

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    #49

    This Set Of Crayons Are All Labeled "Red 1" Regardless Of The Color

    Woke up: row of red-wrapped crayons with assorted colored tips and smudges on white paper

    Hanji Aisaka Report

    timhood
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Temu. If they all say red, do we trust that they really are non-toxic?

    giku T
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never trust a products ingredients if its from china..

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    HF
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red 1 standing by! Red 1 standing by! Red 1 standing by! Red 1 standing by! ...

    NJ P
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's meant for the paper label.

    Lotekguy
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're only to be used for pro communist messages.

    Lily bloom
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    2 days ago

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    That's the name of the label color. You use your eyeballs to determine the color of the crayon

    Karin Kikas
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son’s pencils are all labelled with colour - guess why? In the simplest words - he is colourblind. And at school there are such tasks like: colour all the words with letter a green and letter k red and etc…

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    #50

    My Auntie Bout To Be Mad 😭 Chitlin Juice Everywhere…. How Can I Clean It Up 😒🤔

    My Auntie Bout To Be Mad 😭 Chitlin Juice Everywhere…. How Can I Clean It Up 😒🤔

    Classic Cars Report

    Ashlisha
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have a wild pack of dogs near you?

    Glix Drap
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A gallon of petrol and a match - from a safe distance.

    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dàmn. If only someone would invent something for transporting food with a lid that can be secured.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know. I mean, we can put humans on the moon, but we're still waiting for containers with secure lids.

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    Pollywog
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bury the car. You're never getting that smell out!!

    Ace
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chitterlings? (Intestines).

    Amanda Fondaumiere
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, open all the windows. Second, throw away the whole car. Third, run and hide from your auntie.

    Purple Gurl
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but that looks like a moose blew chunks in the car

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna take a professional cleaning and detail for that.

    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find a dog, a large hungry dog.

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    #51

    Brand New Bolt Out Of Box, Anyone Wanna Explain How This Happened

    Hand holding a jammed bolt and cross-threaded nut, DIY fail - woke up expecting normal day

    Abbey Meyers Report

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bolt looks fine. The nut not so much

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a bolt loves a nut very, very much...

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some places it's considered fashionable for a boat to wear the nut at a rakish angle. Those places are more decorative than functional, however.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nut was out of line when it wnt in to the cutter. Kinda cool actually.

    Robin Roper
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going to need a bigger bolt.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bolt is just a little nutty.

    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When one side is at an angle the nut will sit flat.

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    #52

    Accidentally Left My Fish In The Oven For 7 Hours

    Three charred chicken pieces on a scorched baking sheet, woke up expecting a normal day

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you like it well done, very well done.

    Norfolk and good
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person needs to get a smoke detector.

    kikinlivi
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have burnt the house down

    driedgrapes
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this with steak once because fell asleep. The smell took weeks to disperse.

    Ashley Harrold
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you accidentally leave something in the oven for seven hours?

    Must Be Bored Again
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your nose, and possibly your smoke alarm don’t work very well

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why my oven has a timer kn0b that needs to be turned in order to make it work.

    Gayla Ber
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cajun Char! Arctic's Char's lesser known cousin

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    #53

    Lost My Dream Car Today…

    Crushed rear bumper of a car in snow, woke up expecting a normal day

    North Report

    timhood
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see it in the picture. It's not lost.

    CP
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy thinks we are all idiots.

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    giku T
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that exhaust pipe tells some things about u..

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Tis but a scratch.

    Jane Doe-Doe
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you lose it? It’s right there

    Bluonthefront
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found it. But I have some bad news.

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    #54

    Got A Really Bad Flat Tire, I’m Guessing I Need A New Wheel?

    Bent spare tire steel wheel in car trunk, woke up expecting a normal day

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    Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you want your car to be driveable.

    M Jank
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steel rim. Can easily be put back into place without worry

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rims can be repaired, but I'd be checking cost of repair versus replace.

    olaff 422
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me that's your spare.

    #55

    Should I Just Grab It With My Fingers?

    Wall outlet with a broken plug prong stuck in the top socket and several cords plugged in, people who woke up

    Vehicle Mechanic Report

    MalayDragon
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh... Turn the mains off, pull out broken plug gently. Turn Mains back on...

    Billo66
    Community Member
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    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but it wouldn't hurt if you didn't make contact with both would it? I've seen my uncle (Which I thought was crazy and he's a contractor) wire things live. He learned his skill in the army, viet nam. That might explain a bit lol

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, go ahead. Make sure to wet your fingers first in case it's hot. I'm joking, DON'T do that!

    Nota Robot
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And ask a friend to take video and post the results here.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safer to borrow somebody else's fingers.

    Eduardo
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If wired correctly, that's the neutral leg. Will not shock.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet, use some metal pliers and save money on a perm.

    William
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do it, I want to see if you’ll repost the aftermath or not.

    Lee451 Henderson
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use insulated pliers to extract it. No need to turn the power off.

    ttirreg
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ALWAYS put the put the power out, then you confirm by using a multimeter

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    Jane Doe-Doe
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes of course grab it with your fingers 🤦‍♀️

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    #56

    Someone Threw A Piece Of Cheese On My Car

    Woke up expecting a normal day: yellow wedge stuck on c*****d black car bumper

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    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a young man I once left a rather dirty Belgian waffle under the wiper blade of a Cadillac. We'd been playing catch with it. Ever after I have wondered what the owner thought.

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compared with everything else on here, what's your problem?

    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I could be lured with sweets and puppies, but now, only cheese and Hobnobs work.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have no proof that piece of cheese was thrown. It could've been gently placed on your car.

    Babs Ishkabibble
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's a thing in the states. I have no idea why. They're throwing cheese on babies now too. Tf?

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    #57

    Last Weekend I Went To My Parents' House And Left My Leather Jacket In Their Spare Bedroom Closet, And It's Completely Ruined

    Woke up expecting a normal day: black leather jacket peeling and shredded at the armpit, zipper pocket visible

    Vehicle Mechanic Report

    Miki
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not leather. That's "eco leather" which translates to paper and condoms

    Maya_D
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake leather just does that after a while.

    Charlotte Ingle
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tossed a pleather jacketbtgat started falling apart so can confirm

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    George Costanza
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not real leather. That's that bonded leather c**p where there's a <mm thin veneer of leather over cheap cloth. You're better off.

    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? The cat used it as a scratching post?

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't buy fake leather.

    Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TO ALL: I have a sheepskin leather jacket becsuse no one uses wool anymore and the UK and Europe have a surplus of sheep. Buy your jackets NOW and also buy WOOL instead of polyester please. Its soft a fuzzy and warm and doesnt become microplastics. Please and thank you.

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do that have a cat? This would explain it.

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    #58

    So… My Uncle Broke The Plug, And Now It’s Stuck In The Socket. Any Idea How To Get It Out

    Woke up expecting wine bottle cork pierced by staples with broken corkscrew stuck on top

    Gadgets Gather Report

    kissmychakram
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a very sharp sword to cut the neck in one dramatic swoop.

    CP
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't figure it out on your own, it is probably best to leave it in the bottle.

    Lizzy Lizzard
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the bottle into a shoe and whack the shoe against a tree. It actually works

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pliers. Needle-nose, looks like.

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heat. Lighter to the stem.

    Phaiax
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't come up with a solution, not even with trail and error, how do you get anything done ever?

    Gayla Ber
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this was supposed to be the title for the one with the electric plug

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    #59

    Dropped A Fuel Injector At The Car Wash... Into The Drain

    Dropped A Fuel Injector At The Car Wash... Into The Drain

    Abbey Meyers Report

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hhh..howwhy did that happen?

    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but who checks their engine at the car wash?? Must be why the wait is always so long...

    Captain Awesome
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    W*f are u trying to change an injector at the ca wash for? idiot!

    Sarah Belt
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they were trying to clean it /s.... i hope...

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    Babs Ishkabibble
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the sweet fancy Moses is all that toxic black frothy gunk? How dirty was your engine block anyway?

    Bi.Felicia
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is all the black sludge on the floor because of this idiot trying to change a fuel injector?

    homer
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the F**K are you dumb enough to do that?

    Gene R Dunaway
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    follow the trough to the catch basin required by law.

    #60

    My Autistic Daughter Has Done This To Her Tablet 😭

    Woke up expecting a normal day - tablet in pink kid case smeared with peanut butter across the screen

    Classic Cars Report

    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuinely curious. Is autism important in regards to this?

    HellsBells
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you think being autistic gives a licence to generally have no discipline and manners - it does not

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    CP
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get for serving eggs benedict with a subpar hollandaise sauce.

    William
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She made a piece of art, that only she sees the beauty in.

    NJ P
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So help her to clean it off.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor impulse control isn't just an autistic thing. People with frontal lobe damage have poor impulse control. It requires learning knew ways of dealing with frustration. I know from personal experience. Even now it can flare up when I get overly frustrated.

    Glix Drap
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turner Prize in the making, but if it was shìt it would definitely win.

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