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What could possibly go wrong? Now, those are five words that you should probably never utter unless you’re prepared to find out the honest, uncomfortable answer. They’re often spoken just before disaster strikes and you’re left with egg on your face.
We’ve all been there. One moment everything is going swimmingly and the next, it isn’t. Thanks to smartphones, doorbell/dashcam/cctv cameras, and the internet, many people’s tiny (or epic) personal mishaps are now on display for all the world to see. There are even dedicated online communities that love sharing (and laughing at) these unfortunate but hilarious fails.
One of them is aptly called Anything Gone Wrong. The Facebook group has more than 938,000 members reminding each other that whenever you think you’re having a bad day, there’s probably someone out there having a worse one than you. Bored Panda has put together the best posts from the community for your viewing pleasure. Try not to laugh too hard, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites.
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#1
Not Only Did Grandpa Already Have This Shirt, He Was Wearing It When He Unwrapped It
Shark Lady 1 day ago
I got 3 pairs of the same pyjamas for Christmas, I'm more than happy since some of mine are showing signs of age!
There are mornings we get out of the wrong side of bed and it's just downhill from there. Whatever can go wrong somehow does, no matter how hard we try to avoid it. But experts say there are ways to lessen the bad days, or at least cope better when we find ourselves in an endless loop of chaotic mishaps.
The key, say many, is how you begin your morning. "One of the most effective ways to start your day is with a routine," reveals the Mind Tools site. "Positive morning habits can help to reduce unnecessary stress that might tire you out before you've even begun work."
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#2
I Think The Tree Won
Bored Jellyfish 1 day ago (edited)
Those trees have evolved to withstand hurricanes.It’ll be fine! Musk’s “trucks”… not so much.
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Michael Fernandez 1 day ago
At least the door worked and the driver could exit the CyberCoffin.
#3
Whipped Myself Into A Frustrated Rage Trying To Find My Drill For Half An Hour
Alexandra 1 day ago
That is why my important stuff (phone case, airpod case, wallet) is brightly coloured. It's so easy to forget where you put your stuff when it blends into the background.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 day ago
Agreed! My phone case (Otterbox) is a teal overcase on a white plastic inner case - very noticeable. My wallet is blue and has cute cats on it (and is on a wallet chain, which I suppose makes the cute cats less valuable as a spotting mechanism, lol.) I have bright acrylic animal keychain charms on my car keys for this reason too XD Many years ago, when I was still with my ex, we chose bright phone cases just for this reason - it's so easy to lose them otherwise. Nowadays he has a plain black Otterbox case... and guess who can't easily spot his phone fairly often, now? XD
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Robert T 1 day ago (edited)
That's nearly as good as me trying to fix my TomTom windscreen mount the other day. Three screws. Dropped one of them. Looked everywhere. Gave up, defeated. As I picked up the mount to put it away I found the s-c-r-e-w stuck to the back of the base, which is of course magnetic!
Oxford Ranch 1 day ago
My kitchen floor is the same way. Drop something and it is gone, until you step on it with shoes off.
nicholas nolan 1 day ago
Back in MY day, Makita tools were the ugliest shade of blue imaginable, LIKE GOD INTENDED!
If you wake up late and find yourself rushing around, you're more likely to feel stressed, anxious, forget things and possibly have silly mishaps. Try to set an alarm for the same time every morning and get up when it goes off. Even better if you set it with enough time to relax before you have to start getting ready.
Studies show setting your alarm for one hour earlier in the morning can actually decrease your risk of depression and improve your mood. Even if you're a night owl.
#4
I Feel Like There Is Some Sort Of Untoad Story Behind This
Janissary35680 1 day ago
To the tune of "The First Noel": 🎵🎶Toad away. Toad away. Toad away, away. Where do you go when you're toad away?🎶🎵
UnclePanda 1 day ago
Here's a story, of a hoppy lady, who was bringing up three tadpoles of her own...
#5
Turned My Back For A Minute
Alexandra 1 day ago
I'm not sure this is cute though. Maybe the actual litterbox wasn't cleaned?
Highwaytozen 1 day ago
Are you telling me that this is NOT the standard "secret ingrediant"? Man, I've been cooking all wrong
#6
I'm The Only Person In My Entire Office Of 30 People Who Dressed Up Today And I'm In A Full Body Banana Suit
Another great tip is to get things ready the night before.
"This is especially important for working parents whose mornings often involve organizing packed lunches and getting the kids ready for school, not to mention building in time for the school run," notes the site.
So, every night before bed, pick your outfit for the following day, put school uniforms and bags together, pack the lunches, and lay out your keys, purse and whatever else you may need. You'll save yourself the hassle of frantically searching for things as you're about to head out the door the next morning.
#7
“I Think I Left A Window Open Last Night, Not Sure.”
#8
Their Flight Left 2hrs Ago
UnclePanda 1 day ago
I'd have taken it straight to security since they're probably looking for it too.
Papa 1 day ago
I'd like to think that's what OP did immediately after taking the photo.
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TheMFKNXerdo 1 day ago
That is a Mexican passport, too. This person will be in huge trouble if the flight is anywhere near our northern neighbour.
She who must not be named 1 day ago
So assuming that the flight left on time, that passport had to have been there for at least 2 and half/3 hours right? I don't know about that certain airport but I've never been to an airport where the toilets/bathroom aren't constantly in use, literally queuing at times. You're telling me that in that time not a single other person spotted it and handed it in?
Charlotte Ingle 1 day ago
I worked in a big govt complex. People would forget their phone in the bathroom (which was also open to the public), and I'd always take the phones to the security office 10 feet away. My coworker would tell me off because "what if the person comes back for it?" I figured they'd try the security office next but apparently I was being difficult?!
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#9
She Traded Me For The Window Seat Before We Got On The Plane
Nikole 1 day ago
That stinks. I wish airlines would say that when booking.
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Try not to skip breakfast. You'll be doing your body and mind a huge favor by feeding it something nutritious that'll keep you going. There's a reason many call it "the most important meal of the day." Fresh air, even five minutes in the garden, is another great addition to your morning.
Experts also suggest putting on some music (or a podcast) while you're getting done, and driving to school or work, instead of going about your business in silence. Not only can this help to wake you up properly but it can also help boost your mood and stimulate your brain. Depending, of course, on what exactly you choose to listen to...
#10
In-Laws Invited Us Over For Dinner; It Was A Trap
Did I say that out loud? 1 day ago
I don't care how weird I sound, I love doing that stuff. "Two person assembly required" Nah,fúck off, this is my happy place.
CP 1 day ago
You read to the part that says "two person assembly"? But yeah I agree. I even heard there are people that will pay others to have that fun for them. Crazy world we live in.
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Hassel Davidhoff 1 day ago
My mother in law does this sometimes, never with anything terribly complex though so it's all good.
Nicole Weymann 20 hours ago
When his wife is out my brother living right next door occasionally likes to ask if we'd like eating lunch/dinner together, meaning me and my parents with him and an assortment of up to four kids. 9/10 that turns to "...and would you mind cooking?"
#11
My Finger After Getting It Stuck In A Car Door
UnclePanda 1 day ago (edited)
I punched a philips screwdriver through my thumbnail, leaving a neat little cross shaped hole. As the nail continued to grow, some of the edges started to painfully dig into the nail bed. As I sat down with a Dremel to smooth the edges, I had the thought, "Hey, this is the first time I've used a Dremel to hurt myself *on purpose*."
Bookworm 1 day ago
You realize the nail has detached from the nail bed right? You should go get it checked out and find out what care you need to do while it grows back which will be several months. I had a toenail partially detached after a car accident. Took 8 months for the missing part to grow back. Fortunately enough was left to cover the nail bed until it was fully regrown, but I still had to be careful and follow specific instructions to keep the remaining part attached.
Casey England 1 day ago
I never understand when people post replies like this addressing the original poster as if they posted this on BP themselves. This was probably posted on Reddit at some point and it was reposted here. The OP is never going to see this comment and it probably happened months, if not years ago.
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pOtAtO kNiShEs 1 day ago
this is the sort of thing that I have to scroll past quickly for fear of nightmares
chickpea me 1 day ago
Not to be squeamish but t’s like some beetle is trying to get from under your nail, bro...🥴😵
#12
My Mailbox Was Blown Up By Lightning Last Night
Robert Beveridge 1 day ago
Nice to know the supreme being also gets annoyed by "we can't find your package" emails.
Bi.Felicia 1 day ago
It appears that their mailbox was held up and surrounded by bricks.
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#13
Just Bought Our Dream Home Less Than 2 Months Ago. Tonight I Watched It Burn To The Ground In A Massive Wildfire
Gordon Guitar 4 hours ago
Most of us sympathize and wish the best for you; we just don't know how to express it.
#14
I Was Wrapping Christmas Gifts Last Evening And Got A Paper Cut Straight To The Cornea. Merry Christmas Eve!
Oxford Ranch 1 day ago
My horse lost sight in his eye from a lacerated Cornia
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Bi.Felicia 1 day ago
Ow, ow, ow! Any type of injury or foreign object in your eye, tends to cause significant pain and irritation, do not delay going to the eye doctor.
#15
Yearbook Photo From My First Year As A Teacher
Mike F 1 day ago
"They were right, a couple of shots of tequila takes the edge off waiting for the picture taking to begin."
Kelly Scott 1 day ago
No, the tequila is what you need for teaching the class.
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Bored Sailor 1 day ago
The look of being a teacher. See the ten years later picture will appear 30 years older.
UnclePanda 1 day ago
My worst driver's license photo was snapped at the exact instant my derriere realized that the chair was hard plastic, not a comfy cushion.
Deeelite 1 day ago
No. They do not. It would take too look bc then everyone would want to
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Been Waiting 6 Weeks For A Rather Expensive Toilet So We Can Fit It At A Client's House, It Has Finally Arrived
Michael Melfa 1 day ago
Been there several times. Had a pallet of equipment come damaged about a month ago. I'm certain something heavy was dropped on it. My advice, never schedule a job before your delivery gets in. It comes broken 100% of the time if you do.
GenuineJen 2 days ago
How does this even happen? I can see a few cracks or even broken in a few places from shipping but that is destroyed.
Keith Handly (Ike) 1 day ago
Porcelain is fragile and many toilets break even while they are being made.
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Coworker Thought My Mug Warmer Was A Charger
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 day ago
I still can't get my head around the way Americans throw "would" into the past tense. "Wouldn't have happened if they HAD asked you first".
Load More Replies... April Pickett 18 hours ago
So, your coworker just sailed over to your desk and dropped her whatever-that-is on your "charger" with not a word or an ask to you? I would say somebody that entitiled deserves what happened.
#18
After Weeks Of Waiting They Delivered The Fridge Looking Like This
timhood 1 day ago
It looks like they did. That's the street next to the truck's lift gate.
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Beth Wheeler 1 day ago
Time to call the store, delivery company and the manufacturer and raise hell if you have to. I had to get a new fridge a few years ago. Kept getting different delivery dates, all of the orders were canceled in the manufacturer computer system. We were living out of coolers & I can't remember how much I spent in ice over 2 Mos. It finally comes & I'm standing on my front porch and see a small strap mark on the top edge. They wouldn't bring it inside, I told them I don't care about that small dent. I was on the phone with their boss and the aszholes left. A few minutes after my son got home they were back and NOT happy about it. The helper asked the driver if he saw the water line, yes but we don't do those. I looked him dead in the eye, I took it off the old one I can put it on this one. To say I was pisssed off that day is an understatement, they got the honest review they deserved. Frigidaire sent me a $100 Visa card & I imagine other people got them too.
#19
These Roaches Living In Our Oven Clock
Lotekguy 1 day ago
Have you ever heard of jinxes? That's not the sort of thing to say or write without encouraging consequences.
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Nikole 1 day ago
I think the roaches are in more than just the microwave...
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Riley Quinn 1 day ago
Moved out of a cockroach infested building, but I had enough sense to leave all my kitchen appliances and boxes of belongings in an outside shed for a couple of weeks before bringing my stuff inside. Cockroaches had been living between the walls of the microwave.
Lee451 Henderson 1 day ago
I was an exterminator for 6 years and roaches love electronics. I saw many a VCR ruined by them.
#20
The TV Set Up At My Hotel In Madrid
Remi (He/Him) 1 day ago
Used to be a time when 15" tv in hotel room was good. I had one during college days. Of course it was when they were those cathode ray monsters
Mark Alexander 1 day ago
I remember watching those black and white monster movies on one of those 12" CRTs with 13 channels.
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#21
Shower Door Spontaneously Shattered Behind Me
Ace 1 day ago
Not so dull, those pieces will still cut you, care is needed when cleaning up.
Load More Replies... xolitaire 19 hours ago
You must have amassed at least a century of misfortune, my condolences
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Rachel Reynolds 1 day ago
I have had this happen. I got in the shower wearing only what the good lord gave me, shut the door and watched in horror as it shattered across the bathroom floor. Fortunately my husband was home and could come rescue me.
Lara Verne 1 day ago
We had a glass table in the kitchen. One day I heard a noise from the kitchen, I went to check and found the table shattered into a million pieces. Only the legs of the table were intact because they were metal.
emorinelli49 1 hour ago
We were once staying in a hotel watching TV and there was a huge shattering noise. The mirror on the wall in the bathroom had just fallen out of its frame. We had to leave the room while they dealt with it. Should have given us a new room but we didn’t press it.
#22
News Reporter In Denver Has His Camera Shot By Police
Tucker Cahooter 1 day ago
I think you can omit "of the press" from your statement too
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Tazzer Panda 1 day ago
Found some more info on this - "On May 30, 2020, during protests in Denver following the death of George Floyd, a news photographer's camera was hit four times by what were identified as police-fired paintballs. The protests saw numerous incidents where journalists across the United States reported being attacked or harassed despite identifying themselves. A local news reporter, Adi Guajardo, confirmed the incident on social media, stating that police fired paintballs and tear gas, hitting their photographer and camera."
Patsy Robins 1 day ago
Australian reporter in the US was hit by a rubber bullet, fired by police, on live TV last year. The officer was caught on camera too - he turned towards her, saw clearly what she was doing (ie reporting, NOT demonstrating) took deliberate aim & fired straight at her. Like, W*F?
Beak Hookage 17 hours ago
He also apparently prefaced it by saying something along the lines of "I'm gonna shoot that b***h".
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#23
First Thing That Comes To Mind
Spencer's slave no longer 1 day ago
Caused by someone driving on the wrong side of the road into the path of the Police car on blues and twos. Police took evasive action, hit a roadside bench and this was the result.
#24
The Kids Have Done This To My Chair. What Should I Do
Ashlisha 2 days ago
Teach them better, they still won't learn.. Buy covers that come off or don't have nice things.
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timhood 1 day ago
Let's face it: how long was white upholstery going to last with children m anyway? Time to dye them black.
Emilu 1 day ago
Ebay kids -- "free to... home." (In case anyone is wondering, yes, this is sarcasm).
[>.<]/ 1 day ago
You sell kids on Etsy. It's for things you made yourself.
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Keith Handly (Ike) 1 day ago
I think it's pretty. Add a few scribbles of violet/purple for accent and you are golden.
Riley Quinn 1 day ago
This whine reminds me of people who just have to have pets, then declaw them or punish them to protect the furniture. You have to choose between having kids and animals or a picture perfect home. But you can't have both.
#25
My Worst Nightmare Finally Became A Reality
Fungus John 2 days ago
you're allowed to use them. it's just if theres a queue disabled people get priority.
Bookworm 1 day ago (edited)
And? Just finish like normal and leave. Despite what you may see on reddit most handicapped people aren't entitled a******s who think handicapped stalls are only for the handicapped. Plenty of reason why people want a stall with more space. As long as you're not blocking someone already waiting when you go in you're good.
KnightOwl 1 day ago
Invisible disabilities exist, just do your thing and act natural, noone will question you about your disability.
Leg less In Minneapolis 1 day ago
I am in a wheelchair and this not a problem, the changing table is in there too. Just be polite and don’t linger
UnclePanda 1 day ago (edited)
In the US, ADA guarantees accessible toilets but not priority. Folks get confused because the ADA parking spaces are prioritized for their use only.
Must Be Bored Again 1 day ago
I’ve used the handicapped stall when my back gets really bad because I can’t get up without grabbing the bar if the toilet is low. Then walk out looking not handicapped.
Riley Quinn 1 day ago
It's not against any rules or regulations for an able-bodied person to use the disabled stall. You just can't barge past them to use it. But if they aren't in line, feel free to use it.
ManuelQue 5 hours ago
My sister and I had stopped for a meal at a restaurant. First stop was the washroom. My sister used a wheelchair and waited for the handicapped stall to be free. A young woman came out, saw the wheelchair, and said, "OMIGOD I'm so sorry!" Sis said, "Aw, don't worry, I used to do it all the time."
#26
Hulk Smash
Did I say that out loud? 1 day ago
ICE saw someone after they'd been sunbathing too long.
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George Costanza 1 day ago
Someone in my building got stuck in the elevator once and called 911, not the property management company. The firemen used the jaws of life on all our locked doors to get in, causing thousands of dollars worth of damage. Yay. This could have been a similar situation.
Fire Singer 1 day ago
I'll have to check but I'm pretty sure the elevator at my work says something like "call emergency services if elevator stops working" or something like that. I've never been stuck in an elevator but if I was I don't think I'd rationally take the time to look up the property management company and instead call 911 too. After your comment though I might think differently if it does happen!
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#27
Storing Cash Gone Wrong
BrunoVI 1 day ago
This. American money feels like paper, but it's actually made of a very resilient cloth. You can run it through the wash and it'll be just fine. Coming from someone who has left money in his pockets, and laundered money many times.
Load More Replies... Norfolk and good 1 day ago (edited)
Money does decompose, and will go mouldy if it gets wet. That's why currency made out of polymer is better than paper/cotton blend used on US notes.
Riley Quinn 1 day ago
Like many people, I keep cash on hand in the event of an emergency. But I keep a box of baking soda inside the container to ward off mold/mildew. This has worked for many years.
PirellisMiracleElixer 1 day ago
Keep those little silica packets that come with purchases. Could have saved you some money, literally.
#28
My Dad Says, “Google Is Doing This Stupid Thing Where The Blur The Top Left Part Of The Results. Facebook Is Doing It Too Actually.” He Melted The Top Left Corner Of His Screen
Billo66 1 day ago (edited)
I bought a 65" TV about 2 months ago. Was feeling stuffy so I turned on the humidifier which sat right beneath the TV. Don't do that. It honestly didn't dawn on me till a black line appeared right above it. then blackness. I still have the box and so wanted to take it back and say it didn't work and exchange it but it didn't set with me so I bought a new one.
Did I say that out loud? 1 day ago
How dare you be a decent human being willing to take responsibility for your own actions. Begone with you! W*f is the world coming to?
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Sheri Lytle 1 day ago
I did the same thing to my laptop, with the new one, when using it, there is no candles allowed to be lit...lol
#29
This Badly Stamped Out Fork I Found In The Work Canteen
#30
Some Idiot Glued My Bike Lock And Now I Can't Unlock My Bike
Ashlisha 1 day ago
People are mean and I hope you have a drugstore nearby to get some acetone.
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 day ago
They've glued it so you can't take the bike, then they can come back later, cut the lock and take the bike.
Ronja Oksanen 1 day ago
My grandmas crazy neighbor glued her door lock and the peeking thingy (English is not my first language as you can see 😅)
Riley Quinn 1 day ago
Should've gone to your nearest CVS-type store and picked up some nail polish remover (acetone).
#31
My Dad Went To Our Cabin For The Weekend And Was Greeted With This
Beak Hookage 17 hours ago
How dare you beat me to it like this, you impertinent little man/woman/enby pal.
Load More Replies... Kira Okah 1 day ago (edited)
Had to hunt down the reddit post that the fb group got it from. From what I can tell, very mentally unwell aunt with an axe. I'll link the post in a reply because it will get hidden.
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marianne eliza 3 hours ago
Ax wielding bear? OP posted comment that it was an unbalanced auntie.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 day ago
An axe-wielding maniac, just like the old wilderness horror trope so many movies use.
#32
Was Loading The Trailer With Tires When I Noticed This
crashthegreenhat 1 day ago
This is why you ALWAYS do your inspection before you even load your vehicle.
Colleen Glim 1 day ago
Might have been just picking up a preloaded trailer. Good on the driver for doing a proper check
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#33
My Husband Has Donated Plasma So Many Times He Has A Permanent Hole In His Arm
Julie S 1 day ago
My mum gives blood and has the biggest vein in that arm. One of the nurses said she could throw the needle from the other side of the room and still hit that vein. They quite often use my mum for the trainee's.
Leg less In Minneapolis 1 day ago
I have really bad small veins and they like to be a practice dummy of new people, I don’t feel the needles so it works
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Kiss Army 1 day ago
I don't have a hole like that but I do have a small one... I have taken a break from donating plasma because after donating regularly for several years my arm starting feeling quite tingly and I thought it would be good to have a break. I am now donating blood at regular intervals (which is every 8 weeks compared to twice a week for plasma).
martymcmatrix 13 hours ago
Buttonhole technique uses the exact same puncture sites for each treatment...this creates a cylinder of scar tissue in which the thrombus is repeatedly displaced during puncture...the cannula is inserted through a channel or tunnel, similar to inserting an earring or piercing...🤷🏽
#34
My Shoe Is Breaking On My Wedding Day- What Do You Think It Means
moggiemoo 1 day ago
I had a pair of expensive ones do this. The rubber sole perished from age.
Load More Replies... Spencer's slave no longer 1 day ago
Nope, Temu shoes last longer. I'm on year 3 of boots and still going strong.
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BookFanatic 1 day ago
It's good luck. No matter what happens, it's good luck. (according to my mother)
#35
What Is This, Took The Tire Off, Looks So Bad
Kira Okah 1 day ago
Tyre sidewall bubbles are not limited to shㅤitty cheap tyres.
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Beth Wheeler 1 day ago
I had tires with low miles. Was on hwy 40 when I heard a noise & pulled over. Walked around my car, raised the hood and didn't see anything wrong. Got to Durham and stopped for gas, looked down and a piece of rubber the size of my husbands size 12 shoe was gone. Had to find a tire store that had Uniroyals with my 2.5 year old and 3 week old. A couple of weeks later I was outside and saw something wrong with the other front tire. Went to a tire store in Burlington that I didn't know an uncle worked at. He got me 3 more new tires that costs less than the 1 in Durham because of the warranty. The Durham store ripped me off but I didn't have a choice that day.
Leg less In Minneapolis 1 day ago
This can happen to a new tire if you run pressure to hig or low
Keith Handly (Ike) 1 day ago
Plenty of tread left? Perhaps the tire is ancient because it was a little old lady's car that was in the garage for years as she only drove it on sundays to church.
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33,000 Miles. How Does It Just Rip A Clean Tear Like That? I Didn’t Hit Anything, Was Going 70 Mph And Boom
Tango Wox 1 day ago
I see some curb rash on it already, possible the sidewall was damaged at the same time and later failed.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 day ago
Looks like the tire was under inflated, which causes flex in the side wall. Too many drivers ignore that tire inflation light on the dash to the detriment of their wallets. Keeping tires properly inflated gives them longevity and you get better gas mileage and stopping power.
Charlotte Ingle 1 day ago
Tired inflation light? We have cas from different price points
Load More Replies... Bill Swallow 1 day ago
Was it a retread? Anyway, I remember when the expected lifetime for a new tire was *much* less than 33,000 miles.
M O'Connell 1 day ago
Retreading passenger tires has been illegal in North America for over 50 years. This is what it looks like when under-inflation causes a sidewall failure.
Load More Replies... typepy type on a rectangle 1 day ago
Probably the tyre got too hot. Causing tyre pressure to increase
#37
An X-Ray Of A Patient With Hyperdontia (The Condition Of Having More Teeth Than Average). Usually Adults Have 32 Teeth. This Person Had 81
Must Be Bored Again 1 day ago
It doesn’t matter what treatment options are, that’s going to hurt!
#38
Found This Possum On My Mother’s Grill
timhood 1 day ago
If he's from the south, there's no problem if the grill is hot! 😆
Load More Replies... Bill Swallow 1 day ago
Usually, possums are found on automotive grilles, not cooking grills. Simple misunderstanding on his part.
#39
Letter Distribution In A Box Of Cookies I Bought For My Daughter
WednesdayAddams'HashbrownOrder 1 day ago
UUUUUUUUUU want some other vowels, you say?
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 day ago
This may say Mickey Mouse, but the rest of the wording is in another language. This is what you get when you shop at the local $ Store.
#40
Alright Who Did It
April Pickett 18 hours ago
Wonder how long the electric company will take to fix this? In Texas? California?
#41
Happened To My Neighbor’s Car After A 23 Mph Windy Day!!
Brian Droste 1 day ago
Certain trees don't have deep roots. These kind of threes there roots spread out more. When the ground gets saturated with water, these type of trees can topple over with not much wind.
timhood 1 day ago
23mph is very specific. Is there some rule somewhere that says those trees withstand only 22mph winds?
#42
Boots Exploded During First Big Snow Of The Year
Mel in Georgia 1 day ago
I have 50-yr-old duck shoes I inherited from my MiL. Back in the day those things were built to last!
#43
My Hands Turned Pink & Purple After An Hour Outside In -12c With Mittens On
Danni 1 day ago
I'd check if the mittens were purple and pink before jumping to conclusions.. might seem silly, but I had a friend convinced she's sick as her legs turned a pale blue, it was dye from her jeans coming off.
Charlotte Ingle 1 day ago
I regularly get soaked hands in winter (wheelchair user). Many a day my hands end up purple from "black" gloves running in the salty sidewalk slush
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April Pickett 18 hours ago
How about this? Disposable gloves, inside wool gloves, inside wool mittens. and hands in pockets. Would that help?
Riley Quinn 1 day ago
I've spent longer time in 10.4F or less without this happening, and I'm a heavy smoker with poor circulation. Hope you saw a doctor bc it looks like something else is going on with your circulation.
#44
New Home, Bed Frame Wheel Breaks Floor Board, What Do I Do
Did I say that out loud? 1 day ago
That's not a floorboard. That looks like laminate flooring that's supposed to be laid on top of floorboards.
Gayla Ber 12 hours ago
That's not even the floor. That's FLOORING. It's suppoed to be installed OVER a subfloor that goes over the struts!
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Riley Quinn 1 day ago
I wouldn't be moving any more heavy items into that room, perhaps the entire house. Some nitwit installed laminate flooring (those aren't floorboards) over air instead of on the subflooring. This should've been caught during the pre-buy inspection.
#45
The Cheeto Puffs At The Bottom Of My Bag Were All Tiny
UnclePanda 1 day ago
I once found a thumb-sized lump of flavoring in the bottom of the Cheetos bag and of course I ate it. It took me about 8 hours to come down. Incidentally, Jesus, Jimmie, and Elvis all say "Hi."
BookFanatic 1 day ago
Well, when a Mommy Cheeto and a Daddy Cheeto love each other very much and very often...
#46
This Expensive Steak Dish I Ordered At A French Restaurant
Gene R Dunaway 1 day ago
what were you expecting at an expensive French restaurant? A full meal? ha ha.
Load More Replies... Did I say that out loud? 1 day ago
Not sure what you were expecting. With restaurants, it's generally the higher the price, the less food you get.
Norfolk and good 1 day ago (edited)
Reminds me of the movie The Menu. Fancy food, especially at Michelin starred restaurants, is usually all show. You're paying for the experience and you will probably leave still hungry.
Mark Alexander 1 day ago
Wait. That meat is longer than a full carrot and much wider. I don't think we should mock portion size or value until we can get a banana in here.
nicholas nolan 1 day ago
"Is this food tiny enough, chef." "TInier. It should look like two grains of rice served on a door."
#47
Roommate Accidentally Bought Paper Towels Instead Of Toilet Paper.. So This Was His Solution
Did I say that out loud? 1 day ago
Good luck unblocking your toilet and sewer pipes. Toilet paper is designed to break down in water,paper towels aren't.
Laserleader 1 day ago
Depends on the brand. Those really cheap single roll paper towels collapse as soon as they are wet.
Load More Replies... Lee Gilliland 1 day ago
NEVER put paper towels down a toilet, we had a regular drunk who couldn't find more TP ( it was right next to the old roll) and it cost us $300 to unplug.
George D 1 day ago
Aside from the obvious damage to the piping, are we not gonna talk about the damage to your , uhm, surface area?
Laszlo Larthlanc 13 hours ago
Seriously. Learned this the hard way on a 23 mile hike.
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Hope you have a toilet plunger handy bc using paper towels will cause pipe blockage.
#48
I Was Enjoying My Spaghetti Bolognaise When I Took A Bite Of The Meat And This Hard Sharp Thing Stabbed The Back Of Mouth
Giles McArdell 1 day ago
I think it may be the edge of the plastic bag the meat came in, once cooked it can get really compressed and hard.
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#49
This Set Of Crayons Are All Labeled "Red 1" Regardless Of The Color
Karin Kikas 1 day ago
My son’s pencils are all labelled with colour - guess why? In the simplest words - he is colourblind. And at school there are such tasks like: colour all the words with letter a green and letter k red and etc…
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My Auntie Bout To Be Mad 😭 Chitlin Juice Everywhere…. How Can I Clean It Up 😒🤔
Did I say that out loud? 1 day ago
Dàmn. If only someone would invent something for transporting food with a lid that can be secured.
Riley Quinn 1 day ago
I know. I mean, we can put humans on the moon, but we're still waiting for containers with secure lids.
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Amanda Fondaumiere 1 day ago
First, open all the windows. Second, throw away the whole car. Third, run and hide from your auntie.
#51
Brand New Bolt Out Of Box, Anyone Wanna Explain How This Happened
Giles McArdell 1 day ago
Nut was out of line when it wnt in to the cutter. Kinda cool actually.
Did I say that out loud? 1 day ago
Very cool. Must have been done with a very solid set-up.
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#52
Accidentally Left My Fish In The Oven For 7 Hours
driedgrapes 1 day ago
Did this with steak once because fell asleep. The smell took weeks to disperse.
Rick Murray 1 day ago
This is why my oven has a timer kn0b that needs to be turned in order to make it work.
#53
Lost My Dream Car Today…
#54
Got A Really Bad Flat Tire, I’m Guessing I Need A New Wheel?
Fire Singer 1 day ago
Rims can be repaired, but I'd be checking cost of repair versus replace.
#55
Should I Just Grab It With My Fingers?
MalayDragon 2 days ago
Sigh... Turn the mains off, pull out broken plug gently. Turn Mains back on...
Billo66 1 day ago (edited)
Yeah but it wouldn't hurt if you didn't make contact with both would it? I've seen my uncle (Which I thought was crazy and he's a contractor) wire things live. He learned his skill in the army, viet nam. That might explain a bit lol
Load More Replies... Paul C. 1 day ago
Yeah, go ahead. Make sure to wet your fingers first in case it's hot. I'm joking, DON'T do that!
Doug Moyer 10 hours ago
Don't listen to this guy! That is the live side! Picture in the reply...
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ttirreg 21 hours ago
You ALWAYS put the put the power out, then you confirm by using a multimeter
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Someone Threw A Piece Of Cheese On My Car
Robert Trebor 1 day ago
As a young man I once left a rather dirty Belgian waffle under the wiper blade of a Cadillac. We'd been playing catch with it. Ever after I have wondered what the owner thought.
Did I say that out loud? 1 day ago
When I was a kid I could be lured with sweets and puppies, but now, only cheese and Hobnobs work.
Riley Quinn 1 day ago
You have no proof that piece of cheese was thrown. It could've been gently placed on your car.
Babs Ishkabibble 1 day ago
Yeah, that's a thing in the states. I have no idea why. They're throwing cheese on babies now too. Tf?
#57
Last Weekend I Went To My Parents' House And Left My Leather Jacket In Their Spare Bedroom Closet, And It's Completely Ruined
Charlotte Ingle 1 day ago
Just tossed a pleather jacketbtgat started falling apart so can confirm
Load More Replies... George Costanza 1 day ago
That's not real leather. That's that bonded leather c**p where there's a <mm thin veneer of leather over cheap cloth. You're better off.
Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy 1 day ago
TO ALL: I have a sheepskin leather jacket becsuse no one uses wool anymore and the UK and Europe have a surplus of sheep. Buy your jackets NOW and also buy WOOL instead of polyester please. Its soft a fuzzy and warm and doesnt become microplastics. Please and thank you.
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So… My Uncle Broke The Plug, And Now It’s Stuck In The Socket. Any Idea How To Get It Out
Lizzy Lizzard 1 day ago
Put the bottle into a shoe and whack the shoe against a tree. It actually works
#59
Dropped A Fuel Injector At The Car Wash... Into The Drain
Sara Frazer 1 day ago
I'm sorry but who checks their engine at the car wash?? Must be why the wait is always so long...
Babs Ishkabibble 1 day ago
What the sweet fancy Moses is all that toxic black frothy gunk? How dirty was your engine block anyway?
Bi.Felicia 1 day ago
Is all the black sludge on the floor because of this idiot trying to change a fuel injector?
#60
My Autistic Daughter Has Done This To Her Tablet 😭
HellsBells 1 day ago
Only if you think being autistic gives a licence to generally have no discipline and manners - it does not
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Riley Quinn 1 day ago
Poor impulse control isn't just an autistic thing. People with frontal lobe damage have poor impulse control. It requires learning knew ways of dealing with frustration. I know from personal experience. Even now it can flare up when I get overly frustrated.
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Robin Roper 1 day ago (edited)
The funniest things I've taken photos of include a pair of granny pannies laying on the sidewalk outside our local post office. A series of hair extensions that had I guess fallen out of a person's hair as they walked down a hallway at a local hospital; there were 5 separate but matching hair extensions over the length of 40-50 feet (12-15 m). And last, a very suggestive tiny black dress a few feet away from a disheveled blond wig laying in a hotel parking lot. I love finding humor in everyday sightings.
Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy 1 day ago
Incase anyone hasnt seen the news... Drympf is trying to make America English only and called Somalia a 💩🕳 country again, and wants them ALL out. Plus theyre lying about the ICE raid, only the woman was k****d. No ICE agents hurt let alone run over and in a hospital. Shall we torch the churches this Sunday? 🤔🤔🤔
Charlotte Ingle 1 day ago
We can only hope Americans learn to actually read the choices on their ballots (yes, there are more than two) and start voting differently
Load More Replies... Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy 1 day ago
Theo fell asleep on me and now Im stuck watching real nutzis on tv. I forgot about Speer. Thats where Drumpfler got the idea for his huge arch I'm sure.
Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy 1 day ago
Ah.i forgot about JDV's all women as baby farms came from Shitler
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Also, someone bet on a betting app about Maduro getting kidnapped, made bank
Robin Roper 1 day ago (edited)
The funniest things I've taken photos of include a pair of granny pannies laying on the sidewalk outside our local post office. A series of hair extensions that had I guess fallen out of a person's hair as they walked down a hallway at a local hospital; there were 5 separate but matching hair extensions over the length of 40-50 feet (12-15 m). And last, a very suggestive tiny black dress a few feet away from a disheveled blond wig laying in a hotel parking lot. I love finding humor in everyday sightings.
Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy 1 day ago
Incase anyone hasnt seen the news... Drympf is trying to make America English only and called Somalia a 💩🕳 country again, and wants them ALL out. Plus theyre lying about the ICE raid, only the woman was k****d. No ICE agents hurt let alone run over and in a hospital. Shall we torch the churches this Sunday? 🤔🤔🤔
Charlotte Ingle 1 day ago
We can only hope Americans learn to actually read the choices on their ballots (yes, there are more than two) and start voting differently
Load More Replies... Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy 1 day ago
Theo fell asleep on me and now Im stuck watching real nutzis on tv. I forgot about Speer. Thats where Drumpfler got the idea for his huge arch I'm sure.
Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy 1 day ago
Ah.i forgot about JDV's all women as baby farms came from Shitler
Load More Replies... Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy 1 day ago
Also, someone bet on a betting app about Maduro getting kidnapped, made bank
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