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The internet is an almost limitless pool of mind-expanding and knowledge-enhancing information. There is literally nothing you cannot learn with a swift search on Google and a little bit of patience. But you only need to log into Facebook to realize that few people seem to be tapping into that vast wealth of free education. But that's ok, because if there are fewer smarty pants like us, then we wouldn't be able to give you this hilarious list of Facebook fails. Compiled by Bored Panda, it's sure to make you laugh. Or, depending on how you look at it, these Facebook status updates might just make you cry... From inacurate scientific knowledge to citing Bible out of the context - these funny posts aren't only filled with rants of seemingly stupid people, but also the best comebacks delivered to them.
Have you ever encountered a funny Facebook post of this kind? Or maybe you yourself had some genius idea to share? Then swallow your pride and send us your screw-ups! If you don't, we'll find them anyway. This is the internet, after all.
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#1
Jesus
S. 7 years ago
I love that “again”. Leaves me confused. What did she mean by again? Was it his second punch? Does her son have a habit of punching janitors? And, was it the same janitor? We need answers !
Bruce Nelson 9 years ago
¡Siento mucho! My older son was once suspended from high school for petting a cow....but he has since learned the error of his ways, and eschewed such dangerous sociopathic tendencies....
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#2
Funny Comeback
Mymy 9 years ago
I see your true colors! Shining through, I see your true colors! And thats why I hateee you!!!
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#3
From A To Z
Thegreatcountryofverden 7 years ago
should have said: my **** is so big it goes from Esc to Right Enter.
Intensive Panda 9 years ago
that totally depends on the keyboard. German keyboards have a "Z" where english habe a "Y"... but still pretty small
#4
A Sun Is A Sun
Adrian Nash 9 years ago
Actually the tomato part is actually true. People even took that debate to the Supreme Court and the Supreme Court ruled that it's a vegetable
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#5
Smarty Pants
KateandAllison HW 9 years ago
These are the same people who believed the iOS update made the iPhone waterproof a few years back...
Sara Hime 9 years ago
Or that you could load them faster by microwaving them!
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#6
She Doesn't
AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago
Nah. This is a person that thinks irony is what your wrinkly clothes become after you press them.
#7
Busted
Thegreatcountryofverden 7 years ago
And then had the closet thrown into a mulcher...
Load More Replies... Rose Hogue 9 years ago
Someone should just stay in the closet, tv has some truly gay ads for years, currently a singer acts like a fairy in some soda dommercials, most people laugh at him not getting the message.
#8
I'm Not A Taxi Service
Indudhar Gavasi 8 years ago
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#9
I Ate Chicken, Not Salmon, Dude
Peter Kovak 9 years ago
Excellent! In fact everybody knows that salmon and salmonella are exactly the same thing!
TankTops 143 5 years ago
Better hope you're hospital bill is only 20 bucks. Fast forward... It's Not
#10
The Level Of Stupid Is Too Damn High
Chuck Larson 9 years ago
First time in an elevator where your mommy let you choose the button on the panel?
#11
Another Facebook Fail
FuzzyFloof 9 years ago
The civil war did NOT start to end slavery. It started to get the south to join back into the union.
Danielle Moreau 9 years ago
The civil war was about slavery. Anything else is an attempt to rewrite history.
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#12
It's Spelled Australia*
Fred Burrows 9 years ago
" G'day mate . Put another shrimp on the Barbie " - Dumb ( or was it Dumber )
Indudhar Gavasi 8 years ago
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#13
The Future Is Awesome
sollux captor 9 years ago
I'm not in high school yet but I still know what this is. Your not old. People are just dumb.
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Katinka Min 9 years ago
I am not going to admit how long it took me to understand why they'd think it's a save button.....
Alexandru Diaconescu 9 years ago
I'm afraid I don't get this one... :( It's just a 3.1/2 floppy.
Robert F 9 years ago
Took me a few minutes, the save button in many programs is an image of a floppy disk (save to disk).
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Vladimir Pishchalnikov 7 years ago
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#14
Luke And His Relationship Status
dienuca 9 years ago
I'm a woman and think the joke is funny. You people really need to lighten up and get a sense of humor.
Linn Tara Lenby 9 years ago
dienuca; I think the funny point here isn't so much as the joke it self, but more that this guys status on FB went from "In a relationship" to "Single" right after that status update :D
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Márk Beregszászi 9 years ago
This is a win, do not go out with an oversensitive dumb girl like that...
Amy Pang 9 years ago
tbh, a joke is just a joke... if he said it to her, then be offended.. but if it existed within a story that doesn't relate to her.. why be offended. -_-
Gothilocks 9 years ago
Well, he ultimately offended her entire sex. And if she's against sexism as much as I am- she has every reason to break up with him. At least, that's how I see it.
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Ryad Arlan 9 years ago
Hires Prostitute. "I'll do anything you want baby!" "Great, Dishes there, Laundry there...
#15
A Great Way To Start 2014, A Dumb Status Post
Jen Brant 9 years ago
How do these people cope day to day? I'm surprised they haven't forgotten how to breathe. Smh.
gellert grindlewald 3 years ago
l was wondering when someone would say that!
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Jennifer Miller 9 years ago
after 2,014 years, i guess it is not okay to drop the A.D. part. But that may lead to another experience of the dumbest kind.
#16
A Hard Decision
Maryana Serpinina 9 years ago
this is actually funny and smart! don´t expect anybody to do anything for your destiny, it is in your hands only!
António Pedro Nobre 8 years ago
These kind of posts clearly explain why he actually needs to get drunk all by himself...
#17
I Said Before Google Maps
Amanda Panda 9 years ago
They were probably the same people who knew the difference between "know" and "no"
Bruce Ing 9 years ago
Maybe, but if it is ignorance, it is because of technology. What hope is there for the next generation that spends thier whIle lives staring at screens and don't know the mist basic things about how the world works? Worse they are so spoiled, lazy and addcted to video games that they don't want to learn anything but think they know everything! (My son and friends kids included.)
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Indudhar Gavasi 8 years ago
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Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
Oh my god! Has this person not heard of a road maps book, like a Melways?
#18
Embarrassing Facebook Status
Alexandru Diaconescu 9 years ago
How stupid! Everyone knows that the CD tray is actually a coffee cup holder.
KateandAllison HW 9 years ago
Dear God, how do these people survive without any brain function?
Linn Tara Lenby 9 years ago
I really must stop drinking beverages while reading these things! *Wipes screen*
#19
Oh Canadians...
Steven Banning 3 years ago
To think some may lead a country someday. The leaders of tomorrow. We are in trouble?.
Luke Zed 4 years ago
Strangely enough, there is some truth to this. The ACTUAL Titanic was docked elsewhere and a replacement ship intended to sink with 3 of the world's wealthiest men that wanted to end the FEDERAL RESERVE just happened to be on the "Titanic" that fateful day. True story. Look it up.
#20
Turns Out Math Is Useful After High School
Daria B 9 years ago
I honestly don't understand what they wanted to say with that husband comparison....
Amanda Panda 9 years ago
I'm fluent in "stupid" so I think what she was trying to say was "my husband is greater than your husband" but she failed.
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Mariya Stoyanova 9 years ago
Well at least they both are equally ignorant in Maths because he seems to agree :-) :-)
Karin Morris 9 years ago
LOL I love the person that clued them in. Imma let you finish, hahahah
#21
Feeling Annoyed
Indudhar Gavasi 8 years ago
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#22
Nope
Amanda Panda 9 years ago
If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
Your comment was even funnier than this Facebook status Amanda Panda haha! Thanks for the LOL
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Philip Atkins 9 years ago
Poor spelling, grammar and vocabulary isn't an indicator of intelligence levels.
Karan Anton 9 years ago
they are if you are writing a resume and looking for a job....and it should be aren't, not isn't.
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Robert Playsmc 9 years ago
More importantly: should people on facebook be required to pass an intelligence quiz?
#23
*Internal Screaming Intensifies*
Iulia Bianca 9 years ago
I am literally thinking about that movie while reading all these... I'm truly scared and afraid of what's to come next generation.
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#24
Always Check Your Spelling
#25
Kids Born In The 00's
Karan Anton 9 years ago
Jeez, I remember when it was a pound sign. Of course that was back when thongs referred to footwear rather than underwear.
Mariya Stoyanova 9 years ago
Modern knowledge - random stuff without any solid base or history behind it
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Well, if he takes a look at Beethoven's partitions he will find some "hashtags" in it. And it was a long time ago before humans even thought of building a computer. Seriously, don't parents teach to their kids to actually listen in class? Don't kids open a book anymore? Don't they watch anything else than garbage on tv? o_O
Jia Raynolds 9 years ago
Same. I only call it a hashtag if it's being used as a hashtag.
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#26
This Animal Lover
Amber Ridgdill 9 years ago
This is a tumblr thing lol Purposefully saying the wrong animals/species.
Heather Sefcik 9 years ago
How could they even....what?!? Really? It's just...no. And also, had they never seen a squirrel in their life until that moment?
Juliette O'Donnell 9 years ago
Aside from the fact a squirrel is not a reptile, my sister in law didn't see a squirrel until her 20s as she is from Ireland. She actually screamed thinking an animal had escaped from the enclosures of the zoo they were visiting.
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#27
Thank You For You Sacrifice
Pemberton 9 years ago
Why did the third person (in grey) post the link to burn centers? Does somebody have burns?
ElinaTheAwesome 9 years ago
A good comeback is usually called either a 'roast' or a 'burn'. Hence, the burn victims website.
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#28
Facebook Never Fails To Amuse Me
Alexandru Diaconescu 9 years ago
Huh? Wasn't George Washington who said this?
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Heather Sefcik 9 years ago
On one hand, I wish my Facebook friends amused me like this. On the other, I'm glad I don't surround myself with idiots!
Marco Tulio Canales 9 years ago
This might not be an actual quote. But, you do know the word 'text' predates the existence of text messages and has other connotations, right?
Michał Stuczkowski 9 years ago
How about "text" in the context of ... "lyrics"? Then it makes sense.
#29
Apply Cold Water To The Burned Area
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
That was pretty mean. It could have been said way more nicely than that. This kid obviously cares about his dad and this call seemed important to him, no need to turn the knife in the wound. His "friend" is a d**k, he should remove him from his contacts list.
#30
Another Facebook Fail
#31
Awkward
#32
Crazy Nature
#33
Oops
David Gallagher 9 years ago
I almost googled that to see if it's a "legit" site in existence. :P
#34
You're Right, There Isn't A Sun In Your Room
Mariya Stoyanova 9 years ago
Well he or she was not asleep when they wrote the title of the lesson about evaporation. Obviously he or she fell asleep immediately after that though :-) :-)
#35
Busted!
Amber Ridgdill 9 years ago
For my own piece of mind, I'm just going to go ahead and assume she was doing this "ironically", as the kids say. No one can be this stupid... *repeats that last sentence over and over until she believes it*
Amber Ridgdill 9 years ago
............ peace* LOL Gd here I am talkin' s**t, and I make a mistake myself XD
Load More Replies... Sgraham 9 years ago
Please note that the speedometer is at zero. She's not stupid, she's smart. If it said fifty then she'd be stupid.
Thomas 8 years ago
The law also differs from state to state (and that's even assuming it's in the US, it could be anywhere) on what it says about drunk driving. Some state "driving", requiring actual motion for it to be illegal. Others state "operating", only requiring the motor to be engaged. The picture is to blurry for me to judge if the engine is actually on or not.
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#36
Are You Ok?
Amanda Panda 9 years ago
*blank stares* ... on a serious note ... as a society I feel like we are trying to do way too much with the Dorito
Keyra Rodz 9 years ago
Lmao! My coworker is looking at me like I'm crazy right now.. Thanks for that comment!
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#37
Ultimate Fail
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Girl, what are you on? Don't you see it's a sparrow? ^_^
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#38
Are You Serious?
Amanda Panda 9 years ago
This is the same person that puts sparklers in their a*s, and records it.
Philip Atkins 9 years ago
I think they were confused about public holidays: sometimes you don't a days holiday on a certain event because it isn't classed as one, and you end up celebrating on a weekend instead of the actual day itself.
Cathy Binder 9 years ago
some local fireworks, festivals, etc are celebrated early to encourage local spending.
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Marie Dillingham 9 years ago
kind of a legit question, to be honest... I mean, the 4th is the holiday, but some towns will do the fireworks/cookout thing on a weekend.
#39
Facebook Knows Everything
Karan Anton 9 years ago
My experience is not quite as bad. I found out that my ex-husband had a fiance through Facebook. He talks to me every day. Could he not have thought to mention that?
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
One of my friend learned that her boyfriend was marrying another woman on facebook. Status with the marriage right on her screen.
Load More Replies... Valerie Smart 3 years ago
Really.....you must ask this on a public forum....really.......family drama
#40
Man Is His Own Worst Enemy
Annabelle Adams 9 years ago
"Hasn't he heard of anything" is my new favorite line. Thank you.
Load More Replies... Philip Atkins 9 years ago
I think he's misquoting. "Humans are the only creature that kills for fun" I mean, it's still WRONG but y'know
BrownOwl 5 years ago
crocodiles, fish, salamanders, scorpions, mantis, spiders, polar bears, chickens, hamsters, polar bears, ladybugs, hedgehogs........
#41
Fact Of The Day
Jana Bazoosh 9 years ago
If only there'd be a way how to find out right now.. well, we need to be patient ;)
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Katinka Min 9 years ago
At what age do some kids earn geography in American schools?? I learned the continents when I was about eight or nine - def not old enough to use facebook (had it been around at the time)
Susan L. Wade 9 years ago
Well we don't earn geography we learn it ,when do you learn to spell wherever you are from
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Albert Zeng 9 years ago
Their probaly 7 based on the fact they don't know this and their spelling
Albert Zeng 9 years ago
You know their not old enough to be on facebook when you see their spelling
Thomas 8 years ago
It's really hard to take your comment about spelling seriously, considering your own spelling...
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#42
Oops
Caroline Murphy 8 years ago
Haha I've had this problem.. I'm a decent weight but when I eat certain things I get bloated and I had a girl come up to me recently telling me not to smoke while pregnant.. I was bloated!!
maryhadalittlelamb 9 years ago
the left one is pregnant, but the right one isn't
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#43
Goodbye
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
I don't even add them on facebook as she is typicaly the type of person being this stupid all day long. You don't even need to know her for long before seeing it. XD
Load More Replies... Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago
Also the "You wouldn't post it anywhere" thing is untrue. Sometimes the only friends that people have are on the internet.
#44
At Least He Is With Princess Diana
Robert Bailey 9 years ago
This reminds me of Mariah Carey mourning "king" Michael Jordan when the King of Jordan died.
Lily Quinn 9 years ago
Ommggg r.i.p prince your soul rests now and in 1999. And god people on fb he's a real prince but not that kind
#45
Found Dog
Linn Tara Lenby 9 years ago
I live in Norway...we don't have coyotes (we have the bigger cousin; wolfs of course), but even I can see the difference between a dog and a coyote....
PaintingSparrow 9 years ago
The sad thing is my yorkie was killed by a coyote that got into our yard even sadder thing is it was on my yorkies birthday
Karan Anton 9 years ago
sorry to hear that. my yorkie was killed by a coyote. it's horrible.
Load More Replies... Marie Dillingham 9 years ago
Someone needs to explain to OP that as it is a coyote, it's a wild animal, which means no one owns it, and there will be no one to come get it. Which means he's out of luck...
#46
The Night Of All Nights
Amanda Panda 9 years ago
I feel like this kid was becoming increasingly more intoxicated as he typed this...
Женя-Меня Парлапеня 9 years ago
hey 8th grade is 14 y/o, don't underestimate the amount of dumb s**t 14 y/olds are capable of getting into.
#47
Lion For Dinner ?
#48
I Hate Facebook
#49
Visiting Grandma
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Did she try to give grandma a heart attack? (I don't mean she isn't beautiful cause she is, just that the surprise of finding your grand daughter naked in your room must be a lot for an aged heart).
#50
Oreo Spelled Backwards
Amanda Panda 9 years ago
stressed spelled backwards is desserts oh hayyyyy, that's how you do it!
#51
Burn
Philip Atkins 9 years ago
As single can be a noun, adjective and verb it's an easy mistake to make. Being a douchebag is much worse than being incorrect.
Patrick Bateman 8 years ago
This is true. However, in this case you would not say that a man is A single. You would say the man IS single. Thus making the word "single" a descriptive word. Not a noun. Caleb's comeback stands and Jamie is a dumb b***h.
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Ashley Fravel 9 years ago
I think the noun part was referring to the definition. It does say "a man". A man is a noun. Besides, she didn't make the thing.
Pemberton 9 years ago
Yeah it's called zero derivation. Shakespeare did it a lot, such as using a pronoun as a verb.
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Did He Just Agreed To Being Stupid?
Final score:
34points
#53
Justin Bieber's Fan
Philip Atkins 9 years ago
This isn't stupid, it's saddening. If someones truest desire is for love, and they think the only thing that makes them worth visiting is their inevitable, slow, and painful death, it's depressing. That poor girl needs someone to help her, not deride her.
Dave Kinard 6 years ago
I once heard a girl who had a crush on this guy who had depression say "I wish I was depressed, that's so cool"
#54
That's Not Even A Question
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
What... no... she... huh... No! That's so wrong on so many levels! NO! Just NO! Damn lady, you broke my brain, congratulations! o_O
Dave Kinard 6 years ago
the funny part- unless she's butt ugly, the thirteen year old kid is like "so cool"
#56
I Hate Political Posts On Facebook, But...
Amanda Panda 9 years ago
I can't even read this, I'm too distracted by the big black c*ck staring into my soul
Rebecca Nicole 9 years ago
I've had a long day. I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.
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Jessica Hill 9 years ago
Amanda Panda...seriously, I just pee peed in my panties after reading your comment! Best one in the whole post! !
Philip Atkins 9 years ago
To be fair they already do something called "quantative easing" , but they hive the money they print to banks, making banks richer and everyone else poorer..
#57
Overly "Pregnant"
#58
Omg Just Met Johnny Derp
#59
Dad Wants The World To Know... #firstperiod
Final score:
4points
Pemberton 9 years ago
Well, is it just a cultural difference to celebrate first period openly? Or should I be horrified by the image of a girl with a knife?
Ennio van Geloven 9 years ago
this is a Dutch post and I'm also Dutch so I can tell you for sure, that this dad is a creep...
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#60
All Eyes On The Helmet Please
Final score:
1point
Skyler Harris 5 years ago
I can’t stop looking at the women’s leggings and the out line of you know what
#61
Let Me Just Run Up Some Credit In Your Name...
Final score:
1point
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AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."... Albert Einstein
Shana 9 years ago
Makes you wonder if people are just getting more stupid these days... But then again, I've known people (15 years ago) that didn't know Antarctica existed and thought Italy was a continent. We just didn't have social media and pages like this to share it :p
AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago
Did those people that thought Italy was a continent also think Africa is a country? There are a lot of those around.
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Amanda Panda 9 years ago
Here's a job for you ... F*ck off and stop spamming the site!
Load More Replies... AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."... Albert Einstein
Shana 9 years ago
Makes you wonder if people are just getting more stupid these days... But then again, I've known people (15 years ago) that didn't know Antarctica existed and thought Italy was a continent. We just didn't have social media and pages like this to share it :p
AnnieLaurie Burke 9 years ago
Did those people that thought Italy was a continent also think Africa is a country? There are a lot of those around.
Load More Replies... Amanda Panda 9 years ago
Here's a job for you ... F*ck off and stop spamming the site!
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