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There's good reason why people say "Never read the comments"; they often devolve into toxic exchanges that offer little value. Which is kind of sad because then we miss the occasional masterpiece.

Luckily, there's a rare breed of heroes who are willing to sift through all the negativity to find and preserve the lost gems, allowing them to receive the attention they truly deserve.

The Instagram account 'Epic Comment God' is one of them. Continue scrolling to check out its collection.

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    Part of what makes online comments so wild is the disconnect between the commenter’s identity and what they are saying, a phenomenon that the psychologist John Suler memorably termed the “online disinhibition effect.”

    The theory is that the moment you shed your identity the usual constraints on your behavior go, too—or, to reiterate a 1993 Peter Steiner cartoon, on the Internet, nobody knows you’re not a dog.

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    Az
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely this is exactly what women have wanted for ages.

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    When Arthur Santana, a communications professor at the University of Houston, analyzed nine hundred randomly chosen comments on articles about immigration, half from newspapers that allowed anonymous postings, such as the Los Angeles Times and the Houston Chronicle, and half from ones that didn’t, including USA Today and the Wall Street Journal, he discovered that anonymity made a perceptible difference: 53% percent of anonymous commenters were uncivil, as opposed to 29% percent of registered, non-anonymous commenters. Therefore, Santana concluded that anonymity encourages incivility.

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    Rebecca Derr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many Nazis and their sympathizers fled to South America when the Nazis lost the war.

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    Tee Pussi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will not hear slander about my man Jizzissippi.

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    However, as Maria Konnikova, the author of Mastermind: How to Think Like Sherlock Holmes, pointed out, anonymity has also been shown to encourage participation.

    "By promoting a greater sense of community identity, users don’t have to worry about standing out individually. Anonymity can also boost a certain kind of creative thinking and lead to improvements in problem-solving," Konnikova wrote, pointing out a study by psychologists Ina Blau and Avner Caspi, who analyzed student learning and found that, while face-to-face interactions tended to provide greater satisfaction, in anonymous settings participation and risk-taking flourished.

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    Meilin Kai
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone Is about to have their bank account hacked.

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    As psychologists Marco Yzer and Brian Southwell said, new communication technologies do not fundamentally alter the theoretical bounds of human interaction; such interaction continues to be governed by basic human tendencies.

    "Whether online, on the phone, by telegraph, or in person, we are governed by the same basic principles," Konnikova added. "The medium may change, but people do not. The question instead is whether the outliers, the trolls and the flamers, will hold outsized influence—and the answer seems to be that, even protected by the shade of anonymity, a dog will often make himself known with a stray, accidental bark. Then, hopefully, he will be treated accordingly." Plus, various subreddits have proven time and time again that even anonymous forums can self-regulate quite efficiently, so maybe it's not all bad after all.

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never tolerate a girl i caught having sox with someone else.

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    easy one but still funny ! On this matter the best joke ever was Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes "Once upon time in Hollywood was so long that Leo had to quit his girlfriend at the end of the premiere" ^^

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus f**k... Imagine explaining to a french WWI soldier that the hell he knows, one of the worst place to be in the all 20th century would become an excuse for an ASMR video... How sad it is. I cannot wait for Auschwitz background sound to help you fall asleep.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just cars, a whole civilization and ecosystem in their nostrils.

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    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have said this from the beginning (as the books were being released). She only wrote Hermione + Ron to appease fans

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    David Paterson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got to find out if Excel can do that. Good fun.

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    Menacing Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to go get some money! And for free, too!

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    rbajosé
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gather all living species in western africa to lie down and fart simultaneously

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    Anikulapo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta hit them right where it hurts. In the wallet.

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    Az
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The formatting of this is a nightmare

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    Rebelliousslug
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil accidentally stabbed myself in the arm with a knife while unloading the dishwasher

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Drug Overdose XD (clean 2+ years now)

    James016
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Colonoscopy 👍

    Dan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil suicide attempt

    Angi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Ovarian Cyst the Size of a Grapefruit

    Tamiko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    be size of a football for me but yay for the buggers being gone.

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    Corvus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Third Tonsil, uuuuggghhh.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Dad fell over hanging up a picture at half eleven at night....

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    Barbara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Removal of the chemo catheter

    Me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must correct myself... Lil depression. But it helped a lot.

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What people expects with that trick ? How can it be cool 🤔 "Lil potatoe stuck in r****m" is a thing ?

    Susan Robinson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was expecting, “Lil Syphilis” or something like that. 🤣 Mine would be, “Lil Seizure” 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Ladedah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto! I guess since that one is already taken, I'm going with "Lil Night-shift" 🤣

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    les
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lil if i knew what was wrong i wouldn't be here would i

    Wingsofwrath
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Diffuse large B cell lymphoma.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil' Pericardial Effusion. LOL!

    Landithy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Pilonidal Sinus. Just as well I can rap.

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lil labwork… I don’t actually hate it. Or lil my brother might have appendicitis and I have to come because nobody’s home

    Szzone
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Picking up girlfriend from colonoscopy

    EmBree
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Sepsis. I had open heart surgery at the height of Covid and the hospitals were understaffed and overworked. People died. I was happy to go home to safety. Turns out that I had an infection in my chest cavity and it spread and became sepsis. I spent another 5 weeks at the hospital and it took me well over a year to get back to normal again,

    Shine Chisholm (they/ them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad needed brain surgery during the height of COVID He didn't even spend the night and ended up having a bleed. It was terrifying.

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    Natalie Kelsey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil unclear mammogram. Doesn't have that gangsta ring to it 😆

    OpheliaPoe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that count? Then I'm not Lil Uterus Infection, I'm Lil Mother In Law Leg Amputation Got Infected.

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    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil' Spinal Nerve Radio-frequency Ablation ... kind of a mouthful 🤪

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil wrong adress (it's rue du général leclerc, not de gaulle, stupid cab)

    megasmacky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the hotties are going to come running for a guy named Lil Asthma.

    Terry Tobias
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Accidental Overdose. Sounds better than my "stripper" name.

    Brandy Gray
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Epilepsy! Kinda badass if you ask me..

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Nosebleed, but it wasn't Lil at the time.

    Cat Dragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil' my brother needed to get staples in his head

    mSpencer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil' hip replacement 🤣 Mike drop!

    Amy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil blood clot. Still in the hospital, actually.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate the sharing, and big hugs to you. But in all affection and sympathy... y'all got the most s****y-a*s rap names.

    wordsupfool
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Anxiety Attack Masquerading as a Heart Attack is in the house!!!

    wordsupfool
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Anxiety Attack Masquerading as a Heart Atack in the house!!!

    Jman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil jumped off a playground and split my lip

    Couragetcd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would it be Lil Pregnancy, or Lil Induced Labor?

    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Stroke (it was a mild one so Lil fits)

    Mabelbabel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Gut Perforated. Maybe Lil Gut-Burst has more of a ring to it?

    Delta Dawn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil spouse got their colonoscopy

    Anna Drever
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil took the dog for a pee while wearing shoes with almost no tread so slipped on wet grass and shattered my ankle.

    Nikki Gross
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Colitis, which I found out is incredibly painful. One of my cancer surgeries took 30 staples to close me up, from sternum to pelvis and I had less pain recovering from that. At least with the surgery I was on some serious pain meds right after and when I came home. I still take 2 different types of morphine because of spinal cord damage and that didn't even make a dent in the pain. Between the Colitis and a SEVERE GERD flare up, I would do the surgery all over again.

    OpheliaPoe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Too Much Placenta Left Inside Me After The Doctor Tried To Rip It All Out In Fistfuls But Didn't Get It All And I Got An Infection In My Uterus After Bleeding For Three Months 😭

    EvilNob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil punched a wall many times because it is the only way to hurt someone legally.

    Mara Was… A Surgeon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil sister had her skull opened and broken back apart because her bones fused too quickly

    Astar_ALT
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil stepped on a broken glass bottle

    TheAnimalGoddess
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Starvation Ketoacidosis from Thiamine Deficiency, m**o! 😎

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil gall bladder removal 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    carne asada
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lil elbow dislocation and avulsion of the medial epicondyle (its tuff)

    3 Trash Pandas (She/They)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil final checkup to make sure my broken leg had healed right

    Valek Fermiga
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil, it's not what it looks like....

    Kine Grønning Kraft
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil chest pain caused by a panic attack on the flight home from Bangkok

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LIL might have had colon cancer due to nearly s******g herself every day. You're welcome 👾

    Ludwig Michiel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil son needed tubes placed in his eardrums

    Persephone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil broken femur? Lil bit o labor?? Lil bit o skull fracture??? (These did not happen on the same days).

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil foot fracture or lil I work there. The first one sounds better as a rap name tbh :)

    Bri Bri Yamamoto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Allergic reaction just doesn't go as hard as Lil Face Dog Bite. Same goes for the more accurate, Lil little dog bit my face

    Kiss Army
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Brother Died

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil' Oophorectomy (surgical removal of one or both ovaries)

    Lauren Bebee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine would be Lil Covid, unless we're counting emergency room visits. Then it would be Lil Panic Attack.

    Lauren Bebee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mines Lil Covid. Unless we count emergency room visits. Then it's Lil Panic Attack.

    Steve
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If true, they’d all be “Lil’ Herpes”

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil metal gash profuse bleeding

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why Lil? Do so many rapper want to be little or what?

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil' dishwasher smashed fingers. (This was when they made top-loading dishwashers.)

    Aidan Pierce
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil got shot in the eye by my ten-year-old neighbor with a BB gun

    A Corny Bard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil’ Lil’ sister cut herself on glass and had to get 3 stitches on her hand.

    Samantha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming to the stage... Everybody give it up for Lil Colonoscopy!

    Natty Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lill neurology. Lill chronic migraine? OK... It fits

    Jessica Shookhoff
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil' Cesarian, Lil' Can't Breath 1 and Lil' Can't Breath 2, commin here to represent!

    Anonymous
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lil liver biopsy...I hate it

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil had a lightbulb removed from my butt. Too long? Edit: had to edit the clinical term that begins with 'r' and ends with 'm' for butt because BP censored it.

    BubblesTheSugarGlider
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I ain't ever been to the hospital. No wait, I got one: Lil brother got ran over by a car

    Deep One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil blood spraying out of the side of my leg. (Surface artery ruptured while on the toilet. I got it taped shut long enough to drive myself to the hospital so they could stitch it shut.)

    KieLeaHar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil 4 massive blood clots in my leg that began without cause or reason.

    FoxRabbit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil fainted from overexertion and stress cause mom made me go to a dentists appointment after I clearly told her I was sick

    Jeevesssssss
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil accidentally ripped my gallbladder drain out

    KinoEel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil rode my bike into a wheelie bin and broke my wrist

    l bee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Anxiety Seizure

    Tiddlez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Tried To Jump off a Bridge (don't ask or get worried I swear I'm better now)

    River wolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil falling off my bunkbed face first and getting it checked a few days later after bleeding into eyes and watching cartoons

    K B.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil There's Nothing Wrong With Your Labs But Have You Tried Anxiety Medication And Weight Loss Instead Of Coming Here

    Castles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha my sons would be Lil big toenail removed

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil' Helicobacter Infection

    xolitaire
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil cut off my fingertip with an electric bread slicer at 6 in the morning

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil ovarian cyst and torsion... (but it wasn't that little!)

    Alecto76
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil miscarriage? My rap album must be depressing.

    Masha(they/them)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil got run over by a car, that was 3 years ago

    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Fake Brain Tumour 😎 (pseudotumour cerebri)

    Alicia M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine's unique. Lil cat bite. Needed IV antibiotics.

    Klondike Penguin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil got a penny stuck up my nose by shoving it up there to make a gumball fall out of my bum.

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    Birgit Sommer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do it before you even watch what you are supposed to subscribe to and sit through the endless Patreon name list reading, cuz only THOSE guys are worth mentioning.

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    MushroomHead22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTS (Behind the Scene) has been around before any member of BTS was born. Kpop fan girls (or stans) are f*****g crazy.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sitting at home looking at memes on BP.

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always cry at the end of Cool Runnings or during the funerals in My Girl. I guess i have my prirorities about tears.

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    Fred L.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess its machine spirit was lonely.

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    Tobias Reaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude looks like a minion disguising itself as a human

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they do that thing where you dragged the back of the board rubber along the wall/ceiling and it would stick, and then randomly fall down mid lesson with him?

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