40 Times People Spotted The Funniest Spelling Fails And Just Had To Share Pics Online (New Pics)

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Soak the stains for 15 minutes in white vinegar before you was it

5points

James Frail 2 years ago

Upvote for using spatter.

2points

Nikole 2 years ago

Wouldn’t that be de-Satanizing then?

0points

catt 2 years ago

😹

0points

Santasquad100 2 years ago

Satan is your new boss at the laundromat

2points

#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago

Theres a cat at the door..... It's tigerstar

2points

Emma Stahl 2 years ago

Dont forget broken star!

1point

Spooky Demon Bat (they/them) 2 years ago

*chuckles in evil*

2points

Jcqs 2 years ago

Are we sure this is a mistake? 😈

2points

Natty Tempest 2 years ago (edited)

This sacrifice of socks shall summon a new dark lord... We have summoned a colour and whites lord, but not a delicate or sports lord... The coven agrees we don't need a baby lord, or a quick lord (wash presets)

1point

Skim Beebles 2 years ago

Well, yeah. My clothes never feel cleaner than when they've been cleansed with hellfire.

1point

Excited Panda 2 years ago

What the devil....?

1point

silowew628@picvw.com 2 years ago

Thank god for the red circle

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

The devil in the washing machine drum. I knew it!!!

0points

Mistranslations aren’t a new thing. In fact, they have been around for centuries. The prime example of this is the Bible.

Officially the most popular book in history, the Bible has been translated into many languages through the years. In the beginning, when not every translator knew Hebrew, they relied on their knowledge of the more popular languages such as Ancient Greek or Latin for translation. This means that the words in those first Bibles weren’t taken directly from the original, but from the already-translated interpretation.

That’s the thing with translation one has to understand: it is not always a 100% similar copy that’s word-for-word the same as the original. Languages have different words with arrays of different meanings that can be emphasized or forgotten about through context. This is what happened with the Bible, especially with those old translations of translations.

#2

Do Not Any Of The Above

Final score:

106points

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real_izuku 2 years ago

i like how it says battle instead of fight

95points

Joe Russo 2 years ago

I like how it says disorderly instead of projectile vomit. :)

10points

Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago

So, skirmishing is OK?

3points

Spooky Demon Bat (they/them) 2 years ago

But they never said you couldn't duel :)

2points

Jen Samara 2 years ago

I see. You are Izuku gonna be the #1 hero!

2points

Abel 2 years ago

No armies allowed.

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

Wanna try my Dragonite?

0points

Susposter 2 years ago

I mean it works…

0points

cal has returned (they/them) 2 years ago

it just sounds more epic.

0points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

*sobs in pokemon*

0points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

As Calvin said, "Verbing weirds the language."

8points

Ruben Schelstraete 2 years ago

Can i do the smoking walk without smoking ? Looks like fun !

7points

unfilteredCigarette73 2 years ago

No, sorry it's reserved for us😆

3points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

Trying to understand the picture for Do Not Drug 🤔

7points

Evolbeky 2 years ago

Suppository?

1point

Caraen Cruz 1 year ago

Do not ̶d̶o̶ d**g ̶s̶

0points

Babette M 2 years ago

Clearly cossack dancing. I would like to know what drugs they have?

0points

PE is me 2 years ago

Do Not Molester. Sign needs to be posted in way more places.

6points

YTK 2 years ago

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!

6points

two-sided llama 2 years ago

aw i am i supposed to get drunk and disorderly while doing drugs and then walk in smoking pickpocket a random woman molest her then battle her and then sit down and cry when i lose.

4points

David 2 years ago

TFW you are a drug addicted molesting gangster heading to a battle but now you have to turn around and go back.

3points

Louise Melliza 2 years ago

What is the pick pocket sign trying to steal....?

2points

Khall Khall 2 years ago

Dignity.

1point

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

At least you are allowed to pee on the floor

2points

#3

Be Aware

Final score:

100points

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Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Every time you pick something up to look at it you can hear the shop owner cocking his shotgun

68points

Justin Rogers 2 years ago

You mean charging or racking. You c**k a pistol/ hand gun and you rack/charge a long gun/shot gun. Gun safety is gun control

5points

David 2 years ago

There are some countries where this might not be a spelling error.

7points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

I'd rather go with the sign we often see on BP about being prostituted for the same crime. 🤷‍♀️ Would be surprised to see it lower on this list.

3points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

Well that should cut down on theft

2points

Tom 2 years ago

North korea at its finest

1point

Craig Boddys 2 years ago

Saudi arabia?

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

The gas Chandler?

0points

ArikGarrett 1 year ago

Wow. Harsh. 😬

0points

Whopdeedoo 1 year ago

"Sir, unless you were intending to put that back, I must now escorted you to my guillotine."

0points

Aesthetic club 2 years ago

Why on earth would shoplifters be executed?

0points

For example, apparently, according to the scripture, Eve wasn’t made from Adam’s rib. The word for rib that’s used in the Bible is Aramaic “ala.” However, in the text about Eve’s creation, it is described that she was formed from “tsela” which in the rest of the Bible is translated as “a half of something.”

This apparent mistranslation upset some people. That is because the original meaning suggests more of an equality between Adam and Eve, Even being half of what Adam was. People argue that translating it as “rib” had a negative impact on the biblical perception of women, making them seem not as worthy as men.

#4

Please Flash Toilet

Final score:

96points

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real_izuku 2 years ago

"after releasing your tension"

72points

Abel 2 years ago

"After release my tension I am in peace; now I am in heaven."

2points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

That explains why a toilet without a seat looks like a shocked face Shocked-to...9bd616.jpg

9points

Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)

Replying so people can see the image

6points

Michael Largey 2 years ago

To use a toilet, you pretty much have to flash it.

6points

Khall Khall 2 years ago

That's how I release my tension. I flash the toilets. It just melts away.

2points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

I think toilet has seen enough trauma

2points

Upstaged75 2 years ago

I think this was lost in translation.

2points

Bettye McKee 2 years ago

Um, I mooned the toilet instead of flashing it. Is that okay?

1point

Caldinovin 1 year ago

I'm sure that's fine too.

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

*Posts it to Snap be like*

0points

Norah Reilly Premium 2 years ago

Uh...

0points

SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago (edited)

Well, guess the toilet seeing my pee-pee countless times is now justified XP

0points

#5

I'd Knew McDonald's Has A Menu For Man-Eater

Final score:

88points

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Caffeinated Hedgehog 2 years ago

So, 4 people is the limit.

6points

Abel 2 years ago

4 is Ok for the canibal party.

2points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago

🎵woooah oh here she comes.... Watch out boys she'll chew you up! Woooah oh here she comes, she's a MAN-EATER....🎶

4points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

I'm laughing at the title being used on a list for bad English 🤣

2points

Cat Dragon 1 year ago

Lookin at you, Donner Party.

1point

Spooky Demon Bat (they/them) 2 years ago

Aw, d*mmit

1point

#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago

only four

1point

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

What does it mean??? I mean, what was this supposed to mean originally?

1point

xWILTED_ROSEx 2 years ago

I don't actually know. Almost like they don't let more than 5 people sit at a table to eat?

1point

David 2 years ago

Do they have problems with gangs? How is more than 5 people eating a safety issue? If 10 people come in together but sit apart to dine is that safer?

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

McCannibalism you've done it again!

0points

MO SALAH 6 months ago

but i ate 6

0points

#6

Those Are Good Reasons

Final score:

86points

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Caffeinated Hedgehog 2 years ago

It's only prohibited if it swallows 5 persons

72points

Abel 2 years ago (edited)

If the cute pup swallows a sixth person it will poke evolve into a hell fiend. Please stop feeding your pets with human bodies.

11points

MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago

It has to eat the mud but it can swallow the dead?

9points

Menacing Duck 2 years ago

picky dog

2points

BeeBee Buni 2 years ago

“Eat a mud”

8points

real_izuku 2 years ago

"swallow dead people"

6points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

spit out that dead person!

5points

David 2 years ago

The fact they feel your dog eating dead people in your house while you are away is a big enough issue to bother listing is funnier than the poor English.

4points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

Oh, but good boi is just helping you to dispose of your "unalived" victims 😉

4points

#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago

"eating a mud" "swallow dead person"

1point

HelmGrass 2 years ago

This is all circumstantial evidence. 1) it was cloudy that day. 2) he was bringing shoes to the whole family. 3) The plant just fainted and 4) this is YOUR mess and he s helping to clean up.

1point

Nosirrow 2 years ago

Bridget Jones wrote it. She had a fear she would die alone and be half eaten by Alsatians before she would be found.

1point

Politicians have also had translation mishaps over the years, but very few can be “proud” of as many embarrassing moments as Jimmy Carter. During his visit to Poland in 1977, Carter brought along a translator with him that managed to get a lot of things wrong.

#7

Michael Wave

Final score:

79points

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XenoMurph 2 years ago

Michael, hi!

37points

SH Holmes 2 years ago

Michael! 👋

2points

SCP 4666 2 years ago

This is where he works michaelsof...7-jpeg.jpg

4points

Mark Cleary 2 years ago

Michael dance

4points

Mike Loux 2 years ago

Hiiiii

2points

PE is me 2 years ago

Then Michael leave

2points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

Michael Clap. Michael Nod (keep it going, Pandas)

2points

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

🎵 Michael row the boat ashore

2points

Santasquad100 2 years ago

Does he know Mike hat or Mike c**k?

1point

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

That's going to be my new alter ego.

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

Mike Guy, whassup!

0points

ArikGarrett 1 year ago

Autocorrect?

0points

#8

Buy A Man

Final score:

74points

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Rizzo 2 years ago

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and you can keep your fish.

49points

Virgil Blue 2 years ago

I came across "Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

16points

Der Kommissar 2 years ago

teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day

6points

kitten levels tokyo 2 years ago

“CARP-ediem” = Fish the Day

5points

#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago

Carp-e diem: Seas the day

1point

Jcqs 2 years ago

I would buy it!

2points

MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and he will either die or fish for a lifetime. However, if you give him the fish then teach him, he won't die.

2points

Wondering Alice 2 years ago

What if he lives in a desert?

2points

Lesbian Thespian 2 years ago

Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

1point

Panda Mona 2 years ago

buy a cap to the fish, man

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

how do you learn man again?

0points

LolaCat 2 years ago

Very wise words, and I think we can all learn something from that.

0points

SuperTails1008 2 years ago

????

0points

#9

Found On Wish

Final score:

73points

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BeeBee Buni 2 years ago

0-0

23points

Jaya 2 years ago

Is this their selling point or a warning? lol

13points

Sam Lin 2 years ago

This ad is probably from China. Some Chinese people would say "我的耳朵怀孕了(literally means "my ears got pregnant")" when they listen to some good headphones, they actually mean "I have an eargasm" or "it sounds wonderful".

8points

two-sided llama 2 years ago

*sticks a pregnant test in my ear*

7points

Nikole 2 years ago

But who knocked up the test??

3points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

Back to anatomy and biology class 🤔

7points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago

Is that how ear worms are made?

3points

Lotekguy Premium 2 years ago

And ear buds.

2points

Spooky Demon Bat (they/them) 2 years ago

Ummmmmm, no thanks

2points

Santasquad100 2 years ago

I impregnated your dad

1point

#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago

*sticks pregnancy test i. ear* hope i still only have two ears

1point

Craig Boddys 2 years ago

Chorley Fm... coming in your ears.

1point

The translator interpreted Carter’s “When I left the United States this morning” into “Then I abandoned the United States this morning.” The sentence “Poland is the ancestral home of more than 6 million Americans” came out as “A state also which constitutes the fatherland of 10 million Americans.” Most hilariously, Carter’s phrase expressing his happiness to be there was translated into his happiness to grab Poland’s private parts.

#10

Tic Tacs Disable Me

Final score:

72points

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Cat Chat 2 years ago

Omg, they were sooo good, and I'm disabled anyway, so ...🙋‍♀️

22points

Lotekguy Premium 2 years ago

They serve filet minion there?

2points

Not Today (they/them) 2 years ago

That's why the minions are in jail

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

Bello. I Patato.

0points

SuperTails1008 2 years ago

49 gr

0points

Catharina Geerts 2 years ago

I wonder what they really wanted to say

0points

Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴 2 years ago

Oooh god!🤣

0points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Same here. They are very tricky to walk on when you have tic tacs all over the floor

0points

#11

Good Ol Crappaccino

Final score:

70points

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BeeBee Buni 2 years ago

Don’t eat it. From what I’ve heard, the stuff they put in it is really sus. :D

26points

two-sided llama 2 years ago

but its still delicious

1point

kitten levels tokyo 2 years ago

This may be correct if it’s referring to that really expensive coffee made from beans pooped out by a weasel.

5points

Santasquad100 2 years ago

Poo fetish

2points

David 2 years ago

Hence the little mouse turds as topping

2points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago

It's CRÁPTASTIC!

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

And next for Esperesso Yourself!

0points

MasonF 2991 2 years ago

sounds like starbucks

0points

SuperTails1008 2 years ago

Oh is that what's on top?

0points

Milady Blue 2 years ago

Kopi Lewak?

0points

Isa's left eye 2 years ago

2g1c?

0points

#12

It Does Have A Pin With A Ring And A Lever Tho

Final score:

69points

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Cyber Returns 2 years ago

For blowing up fires

28points

two-sided llama 2 years ago

LIGHT IT UP *epic beat drop*

3points

Nosirrow 2 years ago

Grenade and pomegranate is one word in Polish, granat. A foreigner was saying in his country it's a tradition to visit people on a holiday and throw a granat on the floor and people were shocked. He meant the fruit, obviously.

2points

Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago (edited)

For God's sake, don't touch the device labelled 'fire extinguisher'!

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

Danm you BP censored out the Grenadines word.

0points

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

What do you do if the redneck throws a g*****e at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!

0points

ghostxytt 2 years ago

man,you could start a war with that thing,It will dominate

0points

Natty Tempest 2 years ago

I saw a tiny extinguisher and honestly wondered if you could do that...

0points

SuperTails1008 2 years ago

"The building was going to explode anyway, why not now?" "But sir, more people will die!" "The more, the merrier!"

0points

Mark Howell 2 years ago

Red Adair route to fire control ;o)

0points

David 2 years ago

Wrong one Bob! Hand grenades are for Alpha fires. This is a Bravo fire so you need to use a mortar.

0points

The reason for such misinterpretations was attributed to the translator’s knowledge of Polish. According to Polish journalists, he was using antiquated words and grammar when interpreting, which didn’t make the delegates look good at all. So, inevitably, Carter’s team got him a new interpreter for the rest of the trip. However, the trouble didn’t end there.

#13

Someone Needs To Be Panished

Final score:

68points

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I heart Boo-BI-es Premium 2 years ago

Like how? Way too many people had hands and eyes on this book and cover prior to being sent to print and yet not a single one of them noticed?? I wonder if they're hiring??

37points

Very Bi Tortoise (He/Him) 2 years ago

This happened at my dad's work. It happens when all the people involved in making the book know what it's supposed to say, so they read it the way you're supposed to, not noticing the mistake.

6points

Panda Mona 2 years ago (edited)

I am worried about what they did to the novel ...

1point

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

I think people are so used to seeing things through the window of technology they become blind to the real world

1point

Kappy Pfeiffer 2 years ago

Fifty Shades of Petrovich.

3points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

This must be the Cliffs Notes version, the version I read was as big as a phone book! 🤔

2points

Jaya 2 years ago

I like the illustration. The autor's name in the axe looks pretty cool.

2points

Santasquad100 2 years ago

Notice it is black ⚫

1point

Jozefien 2 years ago

It is like punishment put paniced

1point

Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago

After this try his 1861 work 'Hamiliated and Insalted'.

1point

Jon Lee 2 years ago

Or the house of the deed...

0points

Lotekguy Premium 2 years ago

A novel containing its own bad review. Efficient, but not encouraging for marketability.

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

My eyes are feeling panished.

0points

Caldinovin 1 year ago

Whoever did this shouldn't be panished, he should be rewurdad!

0points

#14

Cleaning Instructions On My Weighted Blanket

Final score:

68points

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BeeBee Buni 2 years ago

Don’t forget to whip lightly guys!

30points

SCP 4666 2 years ago

I said whip it! Whip it good!

5points

XenoMurph 2 years ago

We don't judge here.

2points

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

Kinky.

2points

Santasquad100 2 years ago

Whip it real good 👍

1point

2 years ago

🤨

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

Get back to work,

0points

Phill 2 years ago

Does that make a haiku or is it my imagination

0points

SuperTails1008 2 years ago

Man, its so hard to Made in China these things!

0points

Alex 2 years ago

"you've got to whip it, whip it good"!

0points

SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago

Whip lightly? *Calamity Jane intensifies* XP

0points

#15

Hey! Health Department!

Final score:

64points

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Cat Chat 2 years ago

Please DON'T

23points

two-sided llama 2 years ago

*comes after you with tongue*

2points

Khall Khall 2 years ago

Why is this random bakery counter the hottest new dating spot in town? News at 11.

2points

Dave 2 years ago

If you insist 乁[ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ]ㄏ

1point

Khavrinen 2 years ago

"Paging Gene Simmons. Gene Simmons to the bakery case, please."

1point

Der Kommissar 2 years ago

Tongs for the memories

1point

pinkpie 2 years ago

Leaven if they weren’t so grain

0points

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

Sure, I'll use tongue.

0points

Caldinovin 1 year ago

Won't be a problem for Yoshi

0points

ghostxytt 2 years ago

hah, but YOU think you can stop me from doing that

0points

Bettye McKee 2 years ago

Well, if you insist, but don't yell at me.

0points

Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴 2 years ago

💀🤣

0points

Later that evening, at an event, Carter got up to toast everyone, and paused for his interpreter to do his job. Unfortunately, he was met with silence. His translator did not dare to say a word because he… did not understand Carter’s southern accent.

#16

So Many To Give A Title, But My Favourite Is "You Live Baby With Ham". Enjoy This List

Final score:

64points

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Undercover 2 years ago

I secrete to the ancient mustard 💩👀

72points

le_smol_froge 2 years ago

ALL HAIL THE ANCIENT MUSTARD

9points

XenoMurph 2 years ago

Sometimes we all secrete to the ancient mustard.

11points

BrownTabby 2 years ago

I, too, secrete to the ancient mustard

9points

ScarletRos 2 years ago

Uncle Diego! No!

9points

Nikki Gross 2 years ago

What is a loin of cod with Creem of leek and nuts or mousse of duck with jam I KNOW CRANBERRIES?! 😂😂😂

4points

Stephanie Barr 2 years ago

Sauce of Mildew Pican. I'll pass. I didn't get much further.

4points

Joe Russo 2 years ago

These get funnier as you go....

4points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago

My favorite is "tidy tomato"

3points

pinkpie 2 years ago (edited)

In a Mess of Eight Types of Mushrooms and Shrimps *mood*

2points

Adam Zad 2 years ago

You made a casserole out of Uncle Diego?!!

2points

#17

Stob

Final score:

63points

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Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Habber Tibe!

64points

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

*passes you a box of tissues*

17points

Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago

lol, I saw this picture (or one of a sign also misprinted as stob) the other day and said the same thing :')

3points

Johnnynatfan 2 years ago

hahaha nice!

2points

Stephanie Barr 2 years ago

Jin, is that you?

3points

LapCat 2 years ago

There is a small town on the Big Island Hawaii where the stop signs say “WHOA.”

2points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

Let me think if I can make this work. My mom taught me STOP doesn't mean Slightly Tromp On Pedal. But, let's just say it does, just change Pedal to Break. 🤔

2points

Spooky Demon Bat (they/them) 2 years ago

My sinuses hurt just reading this.

1point

#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago

stobby stobby

1point

SeaJaySea 2 years ago

Allergy season's tough, ok? He's doing his best!

1point

Natty Tempest 2 years ago

"There's something suspicious about that 'sop' sign" - cop 1. Simpson movie

1point

PE is me 2 years ago

Stob or dribe. It's up to yoob.

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

U Cab Buch Dis.

0points

#18

Womem Just Are Never Allowed

Final score:

58points

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Cat Chat 2 years ago

Womem is what you choose of what's wrong here? 🤷‍♀️

21points

Rob Chapman 2 years ago

Soooo.....no pegging?

10points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago

Any folks on here that can read Arabic, I'm interested to know what it REALLY says

6points

Sofiya Aghouchy 2 years ago

It says that "it is just for women and it's not permitted for men to enter"

14points

Craig Boddys 2 years ago

Very elaborate "no pegging" sign.

5points

Lotekguy Premium 2 years ago

Didn't know the term "pegging". BP expands my vocabulary. Pegging would expand something else.

5points

Jack Harris 2 years ago

😂

1point

Rizzo 2 years ago

I want ONLY special women to enter me. Wait! What's a womem?

4points

PunchinelloTX Premium 2 years ago

Some might argue that only the most special women enter men.

3points

BrownTabby 2 years ago

OK OK so you don’t like strap ons

3points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

That's called pegging

2points

cj be like 2 years ago

we special women will enter as many men as we want!

1point

All that to say that even misunderstanding and mistranslations happen everywhere. On a menu, on a T-shirt, in a politician’s speech, or in one of the most important written documents in the world—no one is exempt. And all of these should be shared online for everyone’s entertainment, thank you very much.

#19

Huh...?

Final score:

56points

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Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Belly button!

23points

me 2 years ago

Thank you?

3points

BeeBee Buni 2 years ago

Thank-you? You.

8points

Donkey boi 2 years ago

I'm loving the question mark after the thank you... I might start doing that.

7points

slothful 2 years ago

Is it bad that I understood this?

2points

Friendly neighborhood possum 2 years ago

Thank-you? YOU.

2points

Who Am I? 1 year ago

Thank-you?

1point

Who Am I? 1 year ago

You.

0points

deejak 2 years ago

Thank me? Me. Yes, me.

1point

SuperTails1008 2 years ago

Never mind, this is worse. Did they get stage fright without an audience? ("Thank-you? You." gave it away.)

1point

Brainmas 2 years ago

; the.

1point

PunchinelloTX Premium 2 years ago

Do not block them with a jar/Do not block them with a star/Do not block with full hand/Do not block them stand I and. —Dr. Seuss wrote this sign.

1point

#20

Never Been Where'd

Final score:

56points

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Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Or there'd

36points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

Or here'd

10points

SCP 4666 2 years ago

*were`d

2points

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

Thereing is Whereing

0points

Linda Riebel 2 years ago

Seller: Use the money you get for these and learn how to read.

0points

SuperTails1008 2 years ago

As a grammar nazi, I am offended.

0points

HelmGrass 2 years ago

yes they wear!

0points

Katrina Nixon 2 years ago

Or stepped in a turded by hearded

0points

Khavrinen 2 years ago

No one has ever looked for these shoes on Google Maps.

0points

Luke Terrill 2 years ago

Woren't

0points

#21

Speaking In Tongues?

Final score:

55points

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Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Someone's been at the communion wine

57points

Multa Nocte Premium 2 years ago

"When God whored me he was just sharing you." There. Fixed it.

5points

PunchinelloTX Premium 2 years ago

It makes as much sense as any religious message.

2points

Who Am I? 1 year ago

When God whre me he wsust sherngshu

1point

Alex 2 years ago

"When God wore me, he wasn't drunk"

1point

Dave 2 years ago

I think they just gave up at the end

1point

Peruvian Chick 2 years ago

Amen!!

1point

Aesthetic club 2 years ago

As a native English speaker, this makes absolutely no sense

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

Curse you Saltana

0points

SuperTails1008 2 years ago

wSUSt

0points

#22

"Carpet"

Final score:

54points

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Jaya 2 years ago

*sad lesbian noise*

111points

Virgil Blue 2 years ago

I laughed harder at this than I should.

11points

Mental Liberals 2 years ago

Hey, us blokes like us some carpet too!! ;)

5points

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

🤣

4points

Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago

what if said lesbians shaved first? >.>

3points

#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago

*sad garl enjoyer noises*

2points

MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago

Sorry, it's the rules.

2points

Jack Harris 2 years ago

O-O

1point

SeaJaySea 2 years ago

BEST COMMENT RIGHT HERE

1point

catt 2 years ago

😹😹

1point

WIERD QUEEN RAYSUN<3 2 years ago

BRUH

0points

Violet Smith 2 years ago

Sad women noise!

0points

Menacing Duck 2 years ago

🤨What?

-1point

me 2 years ago

But all the other airport food is too expensive!

4points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

Naively, my first thought was "drinking carpets is ok, then". Then I read the comments and now laughing too hard at myself. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️

4points

Auntriarch 2 years ago (edited)

Not naive at all, I just thought they were fed up with people picnicking on the carpet

1point

LightYagami 1 year ago

as an indian i can confirm we used to try to eat our (airport) carpets until this sign

2points

Who Am I? 1 year ago

As someone who has been to this airport, I can confirm that people would take large bites out of the carpet before the placing of this sign.

1point

Craig Boddys 2 years ago

No eat carpet, but can munch rug in private if desired

1point

David 2 years ago

something something rug munchers

1point

I heart Boo-BI-es Premium 2 years ago

There's always one..I'm curious as to who was one that made this sign possible and why and how?? 🤔

1point

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

I see India treats their women a second class citizens and hold less rights than men

1point

Donkey boi 2 years ago

Does that include partaking in some rug munching?

1point

#23

Somewhere In India

Final score:

54points

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

I wonder if it means the fridge contains kid friendly drinks, ie non alcoholic?

26points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

I think it is supposed to say Chilled Water

27points

Cristi nah 2 years ago

Adult water=vodka

5points

two-sided llama 2 years ago (edited)

no its mes that we take some kids and then take any bodily liquids we find

2points

Dane 2 years ago

I HOPE it contains kid friendly drinks!

1point

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

I can see a row of kids being whipped by an adult shouting "PEE FASTER!" at them as they fill up the plastic bottles between sobs

3points

kitten levels tokyo 2 years ago

This sounds like the most plausible explanation!

2points

Lotekguy Premium 2 years ago

Do they wring out the children at a factory, or is it locally sourced?

2points

Who Am I? 1 year ago

*gulp gulp gulp*

1point

2 years ago

yum?

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

Drink children

0points

Sharon Miranda 1 year ago

180dB Children's Online Privacy Protection Act noise

0points

LightYagami 1 year ago

i went to this shop long back and saw this- I COULDNT STOP FKIN LAUGHING

0points

cal has returned (they/them) 2 years ago

mmmmm, yummy

0points

James Arrington 2 years ago

Chilled Water

0points

#24

You Will Live With Nothing

Final score:

52points

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Lexekon 2 years ago

Low paying job inside...

26points

Scott Wilkins 2 years ago

Shows you! I already live with nothing.

6points

David Hopkins 2 years ago

Hell, I do that now.

2points

Allie Herz 2 years ago

I think it’s a clever way to say you will go to jail.

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

not my tilevision! Please

0points

SuperTails1008 2 years ago

ill live with life

0points

Lotekguy Premium 2 years ago

Very Zen.

0points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

Well that's a threat I'd take seriously

0points

Cristi nah 2 years ago

If you enter you will be forced to work for free!!

0points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

They will cut your balls off!

0points

#25

Please Do Not Enter The Minors

Final score:

51points

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real_izuku 2 years ago

good advice

58points

Khall Khall 2 years ago

Every failed pro baseball player is crying right now. Maybe several other types of athletes too.

2points

Nonna_SoF 2 years ago

Louder, for the priests in the back.

3points

Craig Boddys 2 years ago

Maybe if this sign was at the bbc studios in the 60s and 70s it could have solved some problems

3points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

Yes please do not

3points

Who Am I? 1 year ago

Ummm. No comment

1point

Adam Zad 2 years ago

The Seven Dwarves can't drink alcohol because they're all miners.

1point

David 2 years ago

Only legal in a few countries

1point

Sour Patch Kid 1 month ago

Penguinfiles

0points

Natty Tempest 2 years ago

I was going to make a pedophile joke, but there was too little humour involved and it got arrested.

0points

Robert Trebor 2 years ago

stay in the majors

0points

#26

Are They Subtly Advertising Body Disposal Here?

Final score:

50points

POST

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

We don't cut emos. They cut themselves

51points

Skater Chick (they/them) 2 years ago

emo here, I'm not offended. I can't speak for all emos, though.

12points

Nikole 2 years ago

Aww this cut me deep. (See, it’s a joke because I’m in my 40s, never been emo, and yet…)

3points

WIERD QUEEN RAYSUN<3 2 years ago

really, really, dude?

2points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

Yeah, I was just going to say...

2points

Nonna_SoF 2 years ago

That doesn't mean you can't also cut them.

1point

cal has returned (they/them) 2 years ago

i'm emo and i'm not offended. soooooo

0points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

That kid looks super happy and not traumatized at all. Red flags all around including the bowl cut

3points

Richard Graham 2 years ago

"We cut boys" - Mohel

3points

Tom 2 years ago

Bro this is like the millionth time this has been on bp

2points

Who Am I? 1 year ago

The kid's face though

1point

Santasquad100 2 years ago

We cut girls, we cut men, we cut kids, we will fucken cut you! ✂️

1point

#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago

We cut kids i mean why not (joking)

1point

#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago

the crying kid in thr last picture tho

1point

Caldinovin 1 year ago

Seriously couldn't they have gotten a better picture for the child?

0points

Lotekguy Premium 2 years ago

We cut the advertising budget.

0points

#27

The 2rd Floor

Final score:

49points

POST

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Where the toilets are

44points

Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago

In Ireland, the toilets are on the 3rd floor.

9points

Multa Nocte Premium 2 years ago

Stop it - you're killing me! 😂

2points

Susposter 2 years ago

In Ikea

0points

Kevin Beard 2 years ago

Turd floor?

7points

#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago

Secird

1point

McDonald’s french fry 2 years ago

3rst floor

1point

#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago

thirst

0points

Cristi nah 2 years ago

Secondr flord

1point

Charlie the Cat 2 years ago (edited)

Just above the 1th floor & below the 3nd floor

1point

Pius Xulu 2 years ago

Thanks.

0points

cal has returned (they/them) 2 years ago

i read turd floor

0points

SuperTails1008 2 years ago

Reminds me of one crappy design including, (but not limited to) the 3st (thirst) floor and the 5st (fist) floor.

0points

Khall Khall 2 years ago

Sird floor? Onird, secird, third, fird, fired?

0points

#28

My Favority Place To Get All This With Money (Yiwu, China 2016)

Final score:

48points

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YTK 2 years ago

Break fast

10points

Scott Wilkins 2 years ago

I usually do!

1point

Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago

This for money. That for love.

2points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

Do you have a this for free list, please?

2points

Who Am I? 1 year ago

mix cheese

1point

Nikole 2 years ago

Truth in advertising for once

1point

PE is me 2 years ago

Seems fair

1point

Heather Talma 2 years ago

In case someone doesn't know how buying things works

0points

Spittnimage 2 years ago

How it usually works.

0points

Daniel Atkins 2 years ago

Direct and to the point

0points

kitten levels tokyo 2 years ago

This one seems understandable to me.

0points

#29

Can't Believe Nobody Checked This

Final score:

48points

POST

Ace Premium 2 years ago

Dyslexic proofreader?

13points

Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago

I have sex daily, oof I mean dyslexia!!

4points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Pried and Predjuice

4points

Khall Khall 2 years ago

Predjuice! It's a drink for "Predators". Like the guy at the party that drunkenly tells you how he's a wolf for 45 minutes.

1point

Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago

You should have seen the first run off the presses: 'Prizes and Prunejuice'!

1point

Natty Tempest 2 years ago (edited)

Mister Darcy, how dare you speak of cranberries in such a familiar tone! Your character has be voucsafed by those whom I trust, within the realms of apple and blackcurrant...

0points

le_smol_froge 2 years ago

predujizz

0points

Ann Si 2 years ago

It actually happens very often that the covers have typos because they are made as a last step of production (by graphic designers) and mostly don't belong to the content that's been proof read

0points

Rastilabo 2 years ago

Predujice. Isn't that somewhere in the Czech Republic?

0points

Cristi nah 2 years ago

Price and predudije

0points

#30

Pick Your Poison

Final score:

48points

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Donkey boi 2 years ago

'Cat ears' are a type of noodle that are shaped like, you guessed it, a cat's ear.

33points

xWILTED_ROSEx 2 years ago

Ok how do you explain fries pulling out rotten children?!

6points

SuperTails1008 2 years ago

What about rotten children? Why are they rotten?

0points

Tim FU 2 years ago

what about the rotten child?

0points

07000 2 years ago

Pulls out the rotten child?!! From where? Why are the fries doing that?

5points

FatKidShakeDown 2 years ago

There's no way they stayed true to the storyline in Meat Fried Cat Ear, the Book

3points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Sounds like my local takeaway

3points

Who Am I? 1 year ago

No, don't pull the rotten child out! He needs to be cooked longer!

1point

Maria Gemma Tejeda 1 year ago

so a box of french fries came to life and pulled a rotten kid out of the shop.

0points

Khall Khall 2 years ago

I'm using this to threaten my kids from now on.

0points

#31

Good Luck

Final score:

48points

POST

XenoMurph 2 years ago

This is nice. It's not sarcastic.

11points

Vinny DaPooh 2 years ago

Maybe they mean good luck getting it to work

3points

Nenya 2 years ago

Rather want to see that here than in an airline motto (Uzbekistan Airways)

2points

SuperTails1008 2 years ago

oh no

1point

Craig Boddys 2 years ago

Standard wish labelling

1point

Cat Chat 2 years ago

Eh, you get what you pay for 🤷‍♀️

1point

ghostxytt 2 years ago

I would love that

0points

cal has returned (they/them) 2 years ago

omg kobra kid charger????????

0points

Mental Liberals 2 years ago

Good luck for it to last!

0points

#32

No Rocket-Launching Billionaires Allowed

Final score:

47points

POST

Amy E 2 years ago

No smoking, no pets, no coal?

12points

Terry Tobias 2 years ago

I think the last one might mean that a certain ex-president isn't allowed. 🤔

3points

unicorn 1 year ago

THE BAN OF THE DANGEROUS PERSON LUMP?

0points

two-sided llama 2 years ago

actually its no tumors

0points

Brainmas 2 years ago

My lumps, my lumps, my dangerous wealthy lumps.

6points

David 2 years ago

Get those lumps checked out wealthy people. Bring a note from a doctor to prove your lump is not dangerous.

1point

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

So if you have a lot of money you are not allowed to have an erection?

1point

Rizzo 2 years ago

Only if it could become dangerous. ;)

5points

Maria Gemma Tejeda 1 year ago

huh? i'm just so confused

0points

#33

No Dirty Dirt In The Pool

Final score:

45points

POST

LapCat 2 years ago

Dirty dirt

19points

Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago

No sir, I only have the clean dirt on me!

3points

Joe Russo 2 years ago

Children responsible for their parents, and sexualized dirt. Nope.

8points

Who Am I? 1 year ago

Do not play rude or inappropriate behavior, such as spit or dirty dirt

3points

PunchinelloTX Premium 2 years ago

I would like to know in general as well.

3points

mSpencer 2 years ago

Adult, stay! I am responsible!

3points

Adam Zad 2 years ago

If **I** have a swollen bladder, YOU cannot use the pool.

2points

Panda Mona 2 years ago

Great. Now I have a swollen bladder

2points

MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago

If you have ANY contacts.

2points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Just... no... stay out of the pool

2points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

You could just pee first if your bladder is swollen. No need to be banned for being human

1point

#34

My Favorite…

Final score:

44points

POST

Donkey boi 2 years ago

I'm guessing here, but maybe.. old = Mature, money = rich

9points

Khall Khall 2 years ago

I'm not sure Mature dopted mother rich belly is much better?:)

2points

Lotekguy Premium 2 years ago

Sounds like a lyric from a kids' camp song.

0points

PunchinelloTX Premium 2 years ago

Mother Money Belly was the least popular James Bond character.

0points

#35

Spotted At Mcdonalds, Closed On The 111th Of December, Have A God Night

Final score:

43points

POST

Rob Chapman 2 years ago

Man.....the calendar is gonna get weird in the year 20,222

29points

Khall Khall 2 years ago

Don't worry. The y10k bug will take out civilization well before then. We won't have to worry about it. ;)

3points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Every night for me is a god night. Every time I walk in a room everyone says "Oh God, it's him"

7points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

We say that just seeing you in the comments (with excited laughter, of course, because you are hilarious).

2points

Who knows? 2 years ago (edited)

IMG_7351-6...g__700.jpg It exists in my calendar 🤣

3points

Who knows? 2 years ago (edited)

Replying so you can see Edit:on my screen in shows a question mark but you can still click on the photo 😅 and my editing kinda sucks

0points

Roger9er 2 years ago

So they're open for another 18,199 years...no worries

3points

I heart Boo-BI-es Premium 2 years ago

But why are they closing at 9pm on some date in the future? What's montane?

3points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago

Montane the conqueror becomes the dictator of our solar system in the year 20,213, he removed January, February and March and added 90 days to December to make people go crazy from listening to all the Christmas music.

1point

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

Does a god night mean I have to stay up late praying, or does it mean I get to go around smiting people?

3points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Smiting

4points

Dave 2 years ago

yes both

0points

Khall Khall 2 years ago

I was more thinking they mistake me for a rich and famous person at an event and the whole night is just gorgeous women, free food, free limo rides, everyone hanging on my every word, and wild parties.

0points

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago

Wow, 20,222, they are really planning in advance.

2points

SuperTails1008 2 years ago

So its sunday then

1point

Who knows? 2 years ago (edited)

No it’s a wensday look at my calendar comment that I made 🤣

0points

Shankshaw Redeemer 2 years ago

But the person spelled inconvenience correctly, which hardly happens in these situations!

1point

Maria Gemma Tejeda 1 year ago

impossible

0points

#36

No, It Doesn't Contain Nuts

Final score:

42points

POST

Santasquad100 2 years ago

Stick my hörnchen in your dad's taco

1point

Der Kommissar 2 years ago

Very different from the chipmunk which is more of a crockpot thing.

1point

Richard Graham 2 years ago

SQUIRREL!!

1point

SuperTails1008 2 years ago

squirrel

0points

Mark 2 years ago

No

0points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

It does look like a Squirrel tail

0points

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

Hahahaha

0points

#37

Local Burger Place's Philosophy On Their Burgers

Final score:

41points

POST

Donkey boi 2 years ago

And boys in what??? What are the boys in????? Tell me dammit!!!!

45points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

Continued on the sign below? Can't tell if that is Hip & Hot Chicken Burger, or Hip Chicken & Hot Burger 🤷‍♀️

4points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

The boys are in the hip and hot chicken burgers... just the hips though

3points

Khavrinen 2 years ago

Boys in incomplete sentences.

2points

David 2 years ago

It sounds like it translates to, "Our food cost more than that other little place because we sell western vibes and charge western prices.

3points

Daniel Atkins 2 years ago

looks like they printed what they wanted in the photo instead of the photo

0points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

WHAT??? I thought this was a clothing store then I see a massive sandwich

0points

#38

I Was Told This Belongs Here?

Final score:

40points

POST

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

I would but its full of tongs

25points

T5n 2 years ago

Australian sees this sign: takes off shoes. American sees this sign: takes off underwear

3points

Robert Trebor 2 years ago

Use the tongs to remove the thongs.

2points

Jon Lee 2 years ago

but no tongues

0points

Who Am I? 1 year ago

NO NOT COMIC SANS PLEASE SPARE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1point

Pius Xulu 2 years ago

So is this what the thong song was all about?

0points

Khall Khall 2 years ago

Gotta respect the side hustle.

0points

Khavrinen 2 years ago

Ewwww.

0points

#39

The Chinese Words Mean Flower Dew Water

Final score:

39points

POST

Sam Lin 2 years ago

Funny truth :双妹(two girls) is a brand from Shanghai China , the two "girls" on the bottle are actually two men ，because it's hard to find women models at late 1800s in Shanghai China.

3points

XenoMurph 2 years ago

That's cute.

3points

Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago

Does Florida man drink Florida water?

2points

Brainmas 2 years ago

It's just alligator pee.

1point

me 2 years ago

The official drink of Florida man

1point

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Two girls, one bottle and possibly a blender

1point

Lotekguy Premium 2 years ago

They're being fonetic.

0points

SCP 4666 2 years ago

Breaking news: Florida water breaks in bottle

0points

#40

It’s Been A While Since I’ve Had A Costume On While Watching Netflix

Final score:

35points

POST

A C 2 years ago

They ADDRESSED the email wrong!

1point

Susposter 2 years ago

ScAm AlErT 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

0points

Daniel Atkins 2 years ago

Dress nicely when you do.

0points

#41

Too Many Irelands

Final score:

19points

POST

real_izuku 2 years ago

i dont know how that translated to "ireland" when the romanized version of that word is literally "aillaendeu" which you would say like "island" but with a korean accent

6points

Steph Bombardier (Stephhhh) 2 years ago

1000 of my fellow irish people have been put into that dressing

0points

#42

Low Effort Scam Attempt Sent To My Phone

Final score:

18points

POST

Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

I recently got an "official" letter from the government's "costumer department". They wanted to give me money! Plus presumably a sweet new outfit.

9points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

For a while I was getting weekly messages from a bank I don't use placing a hold on my account... each one for different account names of businesses that don't exist. 🤣

3points

Martin Usher 2 years ago

Scam!

1point

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

Aw. Really? But it looks legit:-/

1point

Rosie Red 2 years ago

I've been getting so many of these lately. Also, sooo many emails from people wanting to give me millions.

0points

#43

Spotted At My Mom’s House Over A Holiday Visit

Final score:

18points

POST

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

When wish and 'made in china' have a baby

3points

Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago

More like "Made in Japan." It is the Japanese who tend to pronounce "l" as "r"

1point

real_izuku 2 years ago (edited)

when i said it out loud i sounded like i was talking in cursive

1point

Natty Tempest 2 years ago

What accent does this read like? No wrong answers if its an opinion 😁

0points

#44

Pide Man Hom Oming

Final score:

18points

POST

Donkey boi 2 years ago

I read that too fast the first time and saw it as 'Pride Man Homoing'

14points

Nichole Harris 2 years ago

Same

2points

Rizzo 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

XenoMurph 2 years ago

Pide is delicious.

1point

SCP 4666 2 years ago

Pidehom Manoming

0points

Rizzo 2 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G18jhC3b53A

0points

#45

Square

Final score:

18points

POST

kitten levels tokyo 2 years ago

Nothing says Spring like green glass in the yard.

9points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

Hahaha I didn't even notice the photo... I assumed you could just ride over broken glass with ease.

0points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

I hear that asphale will mess you up if you fall on it. 😂

2points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Especially if you land on your asph

1point

Daniel Atkins 2 years ago

The glass? and Asphale?

0points

MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago

This is a classic. S Q U A R E

0points

#46

Yup, This Is What Chopping Garlic Looks Like

Final score:

18points

POST

BrownTabby 2 years ago

Since everything at Temu is done by Uyghur slaves, I will go easy on the slave who wrote that and continue to say f**k Temu for the slavery.

19points

Menacing Duck 2 years ago

Hol' up a second

1point

David 2 years ago

Give us money - receive something in a box...probably.

0points

#47

This Would Make An Awesome Cautionary Sign In Any Bar

Final score:

17points

POST

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

This is deep

2points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Don't f*ck the trees?

0points

#48

Interesting Pizza Flavour

Final score:

17points

POST

Donkey boi 2 years ago

Looks like OP made a mistake here. That's not pizza, nor does it say pizza. That is clearly a pasta/noodles dish.

7points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

Maybe the pizza is under those noodles Ugh I don't feel well today and why did I just say that.

-1point

kitten levels tokyo 2 years ago

Sounds like a particularly cruel euphemism for acne.

3points

Stuart 2 years ago

Sounds like a fire third grade insult.

1point

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

One of the dishes at McDonalds. 4 more people to go!

0points

#49

Family Upset They Broke Their Favorite Angle Mother Decoration

Final score:

17points

POST

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Seems a bit obtuse

12points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

She was probably acute, however.

2points

kissmychakram 2 years ago

Anyone else think the font used for "am" is a bit unfortunate? When I first saw it, it looked like a C then a U then an M to me. Which makes the whole thing rather, um, Oedipal.

7points

I heart Boo-BI-es Premium 2 years ago

Aww So acute!

1point

#50

You Have Been Waned

Final score:

15points

POST

BeeBee Buni 2 years ago

“Cancle”

7points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Waning? Does this mean it gets weaker very quickly?

1point

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

Just don't touch the faucet

0points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

...or 30 minutes after end? Then the scald water is cold again and I have to start the running all over again.

0points

#51

Buying The Best In Fhsaihno Rendts

Final score:

15points

POST

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Song Ting Wong with the spelling

13points

#52

This Just Came Across My Feed....wtf

Final score:

15points

POST

Luke Webber 2 years ago

Give a man a fire, keep him warm for day. Set him on fire, keep him warm for life.

15points

kitten levels tokyo 2 years ago

Give a man a wedgie, you smile for a day. Give him a Nuclear Wedgie, you smile for a week.

2points

#53

What Now? My Unboxing Will Be A Complaint?

Final score:

15points

POST

2 years ago

I feel like this one was on purpose, like maybe an "influencer" did an unboxing video and talked c**p about the item.

4points

Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago

So you have to film yourself opening it to prove damage if you want any hope of a refund? (Smashes package before opening) oh wait... that's not what it meant?

1point

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

Maybe so you can prove in case it arrived broken

0points

#54

Stay What?

Final score:

14points

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Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

Dold.

7points

FaceTime Audio 2 years ago

Slay dold, Ponyboy.

5points

le_smol_froge 2 years ago

🤣

0points

David 2 years ago

Seems sort of random to have the Rocky Horror lips included

1point

Delta Dawn 2 years ago (edited)

did an AI generate these? what is that thing to the right of You Star?

1point

Natty Tempest 2 years ago

Nice to see random stickers have improved since the nineties...

0points

MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago

merCY

0points

McDonald’s french fry 2 years ago

Glod

0points

#55

I’m Glad I Can Make A Fun Straw For Whenerer For My Dirnk

Final score:

14points

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BeeBee Buni 2 years ago

No. Freakn. Way. It comes with a bnous brush!!!!!

16points

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

Made with real bnous hair!

1point

David 2 years ago

Until you get used to it, be very careful about inserting the brush into your bnous.

1point

#56

No Hairnon Non-Soot

Final score:

14points

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real_izuku 2 years ago

skin skin material

7points

BeeBee Buni 2 years ago

Wow! It even plays musiuc!

2points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

With full package protection.

1point

Cyber Returns 2 years ago

And it's a new upgrade too!

1point

kitten levels tokyo 2 years ago

I feel strongly that Jar Jar Binks translated a lot of these.

1point

Cloakred_Is_Bored 2 years ago

I love musiuc

0points

#57

“Setting Sperm Perm”

Final score:

13points

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Cyber Returns 2 years ago (edited)

How hard is he knocking one out if the Sperm Perm can extremely damage?

11points

Cat Chat 2 years ago

Well, there is a button for power if any extra is needed 🤷‍♀️

2points

Jaya 2 years ago

So you can recreate the hairstyle from There's something about Mary?

2points

Lexekon 2 years ago

Is this the shock therapy DIY section?

1point

David 2 years ago

You can almost hear the lawyers arguing in court at the lawsuit. "You should have known your product would damage my client's hair!" "We DID know! We labeled it. Why was your client dumb enough to push the extreme damage button?"

0points