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You should stand up for what you believe in. And it might be best if you do it with a sign. That’s one way to make sure people pay attention, whether it’s human rights or stopping employees from eating fish at the office that you’re advocating for.

These and many more topics have been touched on by the renowned ‘Dude With Sign’. You’ve likely seen a picture of him holding a cardboard sheet with a witty or serious, in most cases very relatable statement. If you haven’t, you're about to familiarize yourself with one of the voices of our generation. If you have, you know you’re in for a treat. Sit back, relax, and browse through the things that have been bugging him lately, which have likely popped into your head at some point, too. If you want the list to keep going, you can find more of his statements here, here, or here.

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giulia ag35
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely not judging the messages he delivers, but it's just me or the guy is a tad annoying and pretentious?

Couragetcd
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the hat and glasses combo, and I believe the word you are looking for is, "hipster."

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Bryan Nieuwendorp
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kindly inform elon musk I have things to discuss with him.

Bryan Nieuwendorp
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Turn trump tower into a museum to greed. donations accepted

Bryan Nieuwendorp
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here is one for you sir. Backwards we can read

Dingooo
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about "We don't need CATSUP and KETCHUP! Pick one and end it!"

Androgyny Lunacy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry but that religion is oppressive to women and I won't stand by it or qny religion that oppresses women. Including any form of Christianity and Judaism. No. It isn't appropriate to be a slave to a guy.

JoJo Anisko
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm confused? 1) He doesn't say anything about religion. 2) The religion was fine with women until taken over by extremists. 3) Texas and other states with militant abortion laws deserve your contempt and scorn, not this guy.

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What started as an experiment to protest something publicly went on to spread like wildfire. At the moment, ‘Dude With Sign’ has already attracted 8 million followers. The mastermind behind the account—New York-based creative Seth Phillips.

In an interview with Drew Barrymore, he shared that it all started with a sign saying “Stop replying-all to company-wide emails”. It was inspired by the actual events of that day at work, which is likely what makes his signs so relatable. After receiving a positive reaction from the passersby, Seth decided to keep on going.

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    Duncan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You call it common, but realistically it's the barbarism that's most common. We just hide it behind legal lingo. Nothing has changed since the Roman empire but the titles, in this aspect. Now they're just your employer instead of invading foreign forces. Unless you're in Ukraine.

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    Sprouted Tater
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I quote “if you can be anything in the world, be kind”. This right here is the mindset every human being should have, imagine….

    Ruhi Fatimah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or be Islamophobic or be racially or in any way be hateful towards another human being

    Giuditta Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this post was about the funny "annoying daily problems". These first two are very serious and real

    Sarah SH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except Kanye is reminding everyone to be expressively antisemitic.

    deanna woods
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we should not. Unfortunately, we do.

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dear, it seems the Nazis are at it again."

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    Sabrina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Touch me again, I will see you at the police station.

    Henry Russell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont worry i do must of my hugging using the force

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's take a moment to talk about the Purple Rain t-shirt.

    KimB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one once...middle school I think...it was beautiful and I wore it until it had so many holes my mom tossed it...:(

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    Calcifer james
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to pinch my parents and relatives who would force hugs and kisses upon me after I said I don’t want to. Same with being tickled when I didn’t like it and didn’t listen when I said stop because I didn’t like it. I tried using my words but they were completely ignored, and explaining how I felt about it was also ignored. I didn’t jump straight to pinching them without trying to use my words first

    GildasMom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pinch people too!! I don't freaking blame you. No means no damnit.

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    GildasMom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the vintage Prince Purple Rain shirt💜

    mSpencer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a respectful hugger of dear friends and even then I ask first

    Danse Macabre Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made that mistake drunk once...never again

    KimB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in the medical field so hugging definitely comes along with the territory of patient care....that does mean internally I'm not screaming NO TOUCHY ME!!! As I plaster a smile across my face and take it...laughing now so I don't cry lol

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    His one-man protests cover everything from the latest trends in TV or music (stopping yourself from singing “I can buy myself flowers” is not an easy task to do), to perfectly capturing awkward social situations or even highlighting political matters. Seth continuously documents them—while wearing his signature shades, of course—and uploads the pictures online for the world to see.

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    Paul C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS! Why the hell does the reporter need to be standing in the exact spot a dreadful occurrence happened?

    DEAL HOUSE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you live in FL you know the storm is bad if the Wafflle House is closed and you see Jim Cantorre.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS. For you young people... reporting "LIVE" USED to mean something. As in they were actually at the scene of the fire / protest / bank robber stand off AS IT WAS HAPPENING. These days it is just comically sad. For realsies I have actually watched reporters stand on a corner and say they were LIVE .... at the intersection where something happened several days ago. If THAT is where you set the bar for 'live' then just stay in the studio because unless you are an undead zombie, anywhere you report from you are doing it 'live'.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because the incident happened days ago does not mean that they still cannot be broadcasting live from that location. It just means that they're live at that moment, not that they were there when whatever occurred

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    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are TV sets with anchors ? Why ?

    werewolf394
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    California: TV Anchors Don't Need To Report While On Fire

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We saw 3ft of snow today and -30 with the wind chill, we now go live to Bob on the street in the snow who is going to show you some snow and say that it's cold, because we think you've all got the IQ of Rupert Murdoch"

    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm convinced every reporter here in Florida tries to outdo themselves by seeing who can withstand worst storm. It's like WHHOOOSSHH!! Well, Jim just got blown into the ocean, back to you Anne

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has always bugged me. One time, Al Roker was reporting on a hurricane and had to be held up because the wind kept knocking him down.

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    Miss Frankfurter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was ostracized from Hollywood for years after going public about being sexually assaulted by a big shot in the Hollywood Foreign Press Association at the Golden Globes. The guy ruined Brendan’s career for years. It took courage for him to speak out. But, Hollywood is what it is. This was his big comeback and welcome back.

    John Louis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely - hit the replay button on this one.

    Gwenn Kuhns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Co.e on now , he's a good guy!! He had to have surgery on his back because of one of his movies (George of the Jungle or The Mummy). Plus one of his parents passed and he went through some depression.

    quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no cuz hes been trough alot and people run his name through sh*t

    Tushar Roy Mukherjee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr, Charlie Coz, John Bernthal, And Arijit Singh.

    No Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? What happened with him?

    deanna woods
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was blacklisted from Hollywood for speaking up about being sexually assaulted. The person that did was a big shot in the foreign press.

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    ELEPHANT
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been noticed 🤩

    Alyn Nunya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ABORT. WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED.

    Legend123
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm never that bcs I'm the host

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    Serenity Now!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny MY book was not a NYT best seller.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually read an article about this one. Can't remember all the details but the gist of it was manipulated marketing rather than "everyone in the USA is buying this book". So for example, one reason was they have lots of categories. Thus a book on the mating habits of snails might be a "NYT best seller!" but the fine print omitted is "In it's own little niche category". There was other stuff but yeah, it's largely marketing people playin with numbers.

    DeoManus Argentem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the publisher "buys" tons of copies which are later resold (book signings and elsewhere) and those numbers count towards the total.

    James A Tipton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I avoid NYT best selling lists and Oprah's list.

    UltimateSwiftie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all sold the best. New York Times is a newspaper so there is no way that anything but the paper itself sold better under the company name. well..... expect wordle

    Drew Losure-McDermott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's actually a very reasonable, normal explanation that so many books are called "best"sellers - it's a title a book earns once it sells a certain number of copies, similar to an album going gold or platinum. The word BEST makes it confusing and wasn't perhaps the ideal choice of word, because it makes people think it's a competition, when it's not, except on a general free-market publishing/sales numbers level; one book's status has no bearing on another's qualifications. PERSONALLY I think they could just raise the bar a little bit so that it didn't seem like every title you pick up at Barnes and Noble is on the Bestseller list, or just change the classification system so it works more like albums... and apologies for the somewhat pedantic explanation.

    Jp@nda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was easily readable and not pedantic at all, and i agree with what you said

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    Haywood Jablome
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked into this. It doesn't take much to get on that list. I think 10k copies is enough

    Dingooo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it's from a politician it's because their PAC buys them and then gives them away for free to make it look like people are buying their stupid book.

    Drew Losure-McDermott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if a politician is currently in office and has time to write a book, they're not doing enough work to justify being in public office - even if they are meaningfully contributing to a ghostwritten work (believe it or not, MOST politicians don't write their own SPEECHES, much less books under their name). I never even consider buying a book written by a politician unless they are a retired politician - or Al Franken, as not only did he write several hilarious, excellent books about politics and the media prior to being elected to public office, but his book "Giant of the Senate" (written during time when Congress was off-session) was insightful and informative about the (honestly very flawed) workings of our legislative branch, particularly compared to how they portray themselves usually.

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    Heather Talma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause they cheat. I've seen a breakdown of the whole system they use.

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    The Hairy Wardog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its showing how to make that symbol we thought was cool to make in the 90s.

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    Mini the Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew this already, but the people who didn’t now know! 🐽

    BatPhace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I remember those! Used to be the only way to write an S when I was a freshman all those many years ago

    Sam K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Googled it and Moebius strip comes up.

    PolymathNecromancer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a "partial möbius", a real möbius has a half twist so there is only one side (top and bottom connect so they become the same)

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    liam mckirdy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why was this just a universal thing that like everyone knows

    Alyn Nunya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't it have a name? I can't remember whether or not it did. Grade school was long long ago in a nightmare far far away.

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, the Sign Guy, has come back, to Los Angeles.

    Jerry Lane
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It the Rock made from wax! It isn’t really him!

    ImSayu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh oh, you are in trouble now...

    Ruhi Fatimah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops. Let's not anger the Rock...shall we!

    That guy Nic B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is interesting how he met the rock, even more if the rock recognized him

    سارا ناز
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who he's taller than the Rock?! Love Sign Dude lol

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    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking, doesn't this dude ever smile and voila!

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but this can be quite innocent. Older people expect maybe you hare MORE photos of your cute puppy and are honestly not expecting to see your bondage scat photos with farm animals. I don't carry anything around with me on my phone that would be a problem for me if I lost my phone. Not embarrassing photos but also not financial information / access to accounts.

    ƒιѕн
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah cause you'll just see more cats..

    Drew Losure-McDermott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are ways to turn swipe to change the picture off/back on quickly and easily through settings... invaluable when handing your phone to someone. i recommend it (and requiring a password to open apps like photos, email, messages, and chrome) to literally anyone who ever hands their phone to someone else ever

    Ben
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Or threaten to as well.

    C.M.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you need to do to prevent this is to ever so slightly zoom on the pic before you give someone the phone. It won't swipe until it's zoomed back out. Or, you know, just don't hand anyone your phone. They don't need to hold it to look at a pic.

    Shelli Aderman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t share your phone if you have “unswipable” content… 🤣

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    ShockSandSniper_
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The introvert way: wait while using telepathy to move those statues...

    Tess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we start using these signs, so that we may accidentally hit people on the head with them?

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    PrettyJoyBird
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On sidewalks or escalaters or moving sidewalks seen here at airport same rules of the road apply ; if u are standing instead of walking move to right so passerbys can still pass.

    . . .
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not when they're blocking your damn way because they're on the phone at top volume

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also applies to those folks in grocery stores who park their cart diagonally in the aisle while they stare at the shelves. "Ramming Speed Mr. Sulu "

    Jp@nda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand it when I'm walking down the sidewalk and it could be anywhere from 2 to 5 people in a group walking together and they think they they can walk side by side and take up the entire sidewalk. Uh NO, I'm walking here too, so fall back for a second and go single file until you have space again. Which in a large crowded city with alot of tourists, there's not alot of space to find. Just be courteous because i will not move over and I will walk into you

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    Rachel Ainsworth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the person who expects everyone to wait behind them while they talk loudly on their phone with their friends about how drunk they were last night.

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    Nosirrow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a picky eater, I'm especially angry with Buzz for not leaving any plain pizza for Kevin. What a jerk, with a stupid name.

    Mini the Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, I would prefer the spider as a brother over him 🐽

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    Annica
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The family in the movie Home Alone. 🙃

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    Couragetcd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if the parents are any more redeemable than Buzz after forgetting him the second time. He wouldn't have been allowed more than three feet away from me next trip.

    Afradite
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older I get the more the movies annoy me. It's no wonder they left him with all the chaos packing the night before creates.

    Dizavid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most families do, actually. It's just people never notice it in their own family bc they're normalized to that particular brand of suck.

    GildasMom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And poor Macaulay Culkin's parents are even worse! 😳

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it does cut down on accessories

    Nicola Roberts
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My story is - I left home, constantly ran of milk, got used to the taste. [inwardly feeling superior]

    RafCo (he/him/ele)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blame my eldest brothers wife. She got me drinking better coffee, and milk ruins the taste. So just black, then you get used to it. I have to put milk in Starbucks coffee though to cut the bitterness.

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    Drew Losure-McDermott
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    technically coffee with milk or cream is a very effective, healthy anti-inflammatory that has positive long term vascular and heart health benefits... and the effects are markedly less pronounced without the milk. From a health perspective, a small amount of dairy in your coffee is objectively, scientifically PROVEN to be superior to black coffee. Doesn't mean that I don't drink black coffee sometimes - variety is the spice of life, after all. I don't look down on anyone for their choices in what they want to drink in terms of coffee; I'll enjoy mine the same amount regardless of what anyone else chooses to drink.

    meow point1
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're Captain Janeway.

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it does make you bitter !

    Edgar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also : a latte is not a coffee.

    ThatNerdZoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it is, it contains either espresso or coffee. With a lot of milk or sugar, sure, but it's still considered coffee because coffee is the base and it has caffeine. (Please don't downvote me to oblivion; this is just my opinion)

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    kansasmagic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not better. Just morally superior.

    Noelle R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the comment section proves his point.

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    Bored Templar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they don't. We need to pay growers a fair price and avocados are very difficult to grow

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    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avocados: No... No... Not yet... Not yet... No... NOW! NOW! EAT ME NOW!!! Too late.

    RJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They take 5 weeks to get ripe on the counter and when they do go ripe, you have like 5 minutes before they turn all black inside. It is for this reason I dub them: Worst. Vegetable. Ever!

    Lyaeus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who have a half avocado going brown: take a piece of raw white onion and place in Ziploc bag with avocado and close. Put in fridge. The avocado stops going brown for reasons I don't understand. My mother does this and she was right about it - I'm here to share the magic!

    Rachel Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put them in the fridge, the last a lot longer

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like f**k they do. They taste like f*****g balls of mayonnaise.

    Maryanna Baldridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction: Avocados need to stay ripe longer. They live in the almost ripe stage FOREVER!

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a job interview the correct answer is: "In your chair!". ;)

    John G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couple of decades ago I had a job interview for a contract position. I was getting fed up with the interview when the 4th manager I interviewed with asked this question. My answer: Australia. (this was in the U.S.) Pretty sure that threw him for a loop. But it was a temporary position and what should he care where I would be 4 years after the job ended.

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    Colin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 22 and asked this in an interview. I said 27.

    Drew Losure-McDermott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually just add 5 years to my age - i.e., "Well, I think I'll be about 43 in that timeframe, depending on what month of the year it is." TBH it's a BS question; if it's a job with potential for advancement, then that's the obvious answer and the question doesn't require asking. More often than not I've encountered it at jobs with NO potential for advancement, which makes my honest answer "well, either working here if you treat me with consideration and respect and pay a competitive wage, or doing something unrelated to you completely if those aren't true." Seems like they'd be pretty easy asks, but gosh, you'd be surprised how much anti-disability discrimination there is out there.

    rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the millionth, time in my bed!!!

    Mini the Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the nine hundredth millionth time, I’ll be 15! Wait… MY AGE HAS BEEN REVEALED!!! NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo🐽

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    Amanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I am not psychic, are you ?

    Best Behave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll be sitting on a beach earning 20%

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    #17

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    Potty pagan panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love the way he keeps a straight face! With the rock! No way could I do that

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Outgoing message as well. I long for the days of answering machines where it was just a beep or someone said "leave a message". Or if it was long it was usually at least some entertaining gag. Now it's the phone company spending two minutes telling you your friend isn't home. "The party you are calling is unavailable to come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after the tone. To listen to your message press 1. To repeat your message press 2. For more options press 3. If you are finished recording you can hang up now. AND SO ON. OMG JUST STOP! I've been leaving phone messages since before man invented fire and I don't need a TED talk on it every time my friend doesn't pick up.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I’m not re-cycling your cardboard !

    Bored Boo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop leaving a 3 minute message and then say your call back number so fast it’s incomprehensible. I’m not listening to your message twice.

    Grant Melville
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, c'mon... my fiancée often leaves me voice notes as long as 14 minutes, and I love 'em!

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! I hate that. Just TEXT ME!

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    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok! On this one, Santa's face made me smile!

    LH25
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, keep visiting him. But maybe not sit on his lap.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm approaching my 6th decade and Santa has and will continue to see me every year, thank you very much.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude... you made Santa look like an elf

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait what? Is there a reason or is this just judgy? I see no reason to go but I see no reason against it unless as others r saying ur sitting on him and s**t

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to do the photos for my parents until about 2018 (we were 32,34 and 37 last pic). Santa didn't mind and my special needs brother always got super excited to see Santa and ask for a Hess truck every year

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    Pandapoo
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    2 years ago

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    Why is he on Stephen Hawkings lap?

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    Jo Cooper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Falling asleep in the car as a child and being carried to bed is magical.

    Joe Hurd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes my bed doesn't feel right and couch too short so I sleep on my living room floor, does wonders for my back

    Mini the Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fr, it seems safer cause it’s the LIVING room so less chance to did in ur bedroom🐽

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    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I LIKE the decoys...

    UltimateSwiftie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it makes me look less poor. dont trash my lifestyle

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! He has one too? I had one of those. A relative who lived with me for a while apparently did not like admitting they ever used the last of anything so they would put things back in the fridge / pantry with like one teaspoon left. Or occasionally completely empty. A couple of times it was something I had never even opened and they tried to gaslight me and say I must not have remembered consuming it. (Spoiler - it completely stopped after they moved. My brain still lives here so it wasn't my brain)

    Bridget Connors
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gawd, my roommate does that ALL the time! I just told him last night to get them out of there. They literally take up half the space in the fridge.

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......you maniacs out there do this? This is really a thing...?

    Krod Mandoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, I am down voting just because of the sweat shirt...

    GildasMom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just leaving them on the counter -- are they gonna throw themSELVES away??

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm looking at you Donna!

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOOKIT his arms! All that sign holding has done some good! 🤣👍🏽

    Jesse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't microwave fish, period

    Mini the Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with forks, now how do I get it out, period question mark..? 🐽

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    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for the love of all things holy, please don't warm it in the f*****g microwave.

    Alex Bull
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know that's why it smells?

    Katarzyna B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, disagree with this. I think fish is super healthy, and happen to work with an Asian culture that likes fish. Guess I got lucky.

    Rolando Gonzales
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here the keyword is "maybe"... (Fish lover/office-hater here)

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually fish only stinks if it's old or overcooked.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old boss used to eat crab sticks at his desk.

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the point of brushing ur teeth if ur putting others germs in ur mouth??

    Abrufal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you never kissed anyone? Or performed oral sex? Sharing a tooth brush with a friend maybe gross. A sexual partner nah

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree. Have done. Though honestly only maybe once or twice in six+ decades on this planet due to a weird situation. If you are married and frenching each you already have each others' germs. That said, it is NEVER okay to do it w/out permission. And these days, just go to the dollar store or ask the front desk of the hotel. In the USA at least it is super easy to get a basic toothbrush.

    Erica Ventura
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I have used each other's toothbrushes in a real pinch. I figure after this long....who cares

    WildHoneyPie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time our grandson was staying with us (age 10). I noticed my toothbrush was already wet so I asked and he said he used it because he forgot to pack one!

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew, you would get leftover plaque and morning breath and germs

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you please come to my place and explain this to my 3 kids?

    ThatNerdZoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents have an electric toothbrush and they share the base but they have their own brush heads which isn't that bad. Like they use their own top part so they aren't really getting each other's germs. (This is just an anecdote I don't do this myself haha)

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    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm in math class rn lol this year i learned th epythagorean theorem

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good, you're going to use it everyday for the rest of your life /s

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    RJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I used it quite a lot when I was a line painter/striper. Easiest way to make sure your lines are perfectly perpendicular to the curb.

    Lady Snowfall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use it for quilting triangles. It's very useful.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idly wondering how tall that pole is. Measures distance from its base to where I’m standing. Bores hole so my eyes are at ground level. Uses school protractor to check angle of top of pole. Applies Pythagorean Theorem for the win!

    Isa's left eye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause you know how many times I've had to solve for sides and angles of triangles outside of school

    RafCo (he/him/ele)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, quite a lot. Trig and calculus too. I used to use them on a daily basis working in an engineering research lab as lead engineer. Particularly when dealing with satellite data. Nowadays, I just work in financial technologies. I don't really need anything more than basic algebra. But honestly, I miss the math, just not the paycheck.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of how to balance my checkbook. (/s, just like the sign dude.)

    Jestinna Welch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never even heard of this let alone learned it 😂😂

    Joss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used this it at work this week as a petsitter. I was explaining to a dog why I couldn't reach his favorite ball with a hanger and my arm the way I normally do when he gets it stuck under things ten times a day....it was in the very back corner of a sectional sofa and they're usually about 2 feet wide per seat cushion (unless it's the two big cushions style) and 3 feet deep and I don't know where they keep a broom if they've got one, so I was telling him how long a thing I'd need to be able to get the ball. He didn't find it to be a valid reason not to get the ball.

    Satan Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use this a lot and I’m a nurse. We rig things up in different shapes all the time. What I do not, or have EVER used, was that dang Quadratic Equation. PTSD equation is what that is. 20 years later and still shuttering.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Kanye always was a pretty sh!tty name TBF.

    Barong
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right? Alexa is problematic with those with Amazon’s echo devices. Adolf used to be a perfectly respectable name at one point. Now it’s the equivalent of satan. And now because of stupid memes Karen is no longer just a name but a description of someone with bad behavior. And the. Then there’s a bunch of names ruined but fictional characters. Names with a long history and of many great famous people are now out of fashion or just ruined. Homer, Elsa, Hannibal, Wendy, Dexter, Waldo, Damien, Mario, Lolita, and many others. I know some poor girl unfortunately named Katrina and she has had many people asking her about similarities between her and the infamous hurricane of the same name.

    Kaitlyn Lindsay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mario is a super normal name in Hispanic communities.

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    RJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at YOU Brayden!

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    Butler Amadeus Torso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??? Where…is cha cha cha in the birthday song? I have literally never heard this. All I’ve heard (not even that recently but no one did it when I was a kid) is that “are ya ONE are ya TWO?” thing.

    freakingbee (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "happy birthday to you" "cha cha cha" (basically after every line of the song is when i've heard it)

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    1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And while we're at it, "Jingle Bells" doesn't need HA HA HA after "laughing all the way" but every kid aged 6 to 18 thinks it does.

    Chintan Shah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At age 18 kids magically learn that jingle bells does not need HA HA HA. This is the way.

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    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop making the waitstaff drop everything to make a huge scene of singing Happy Birthday to a grown adult. Nobody likes that.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this is (was) mainly due to copyright issues. Restaurant chains that have servers who sing for your birthday didn't want to pay royalties / get sued over THE birthday song so they would change it up. Now they can apparently sing whatever. (see below) "The song is in the public domain in the United States and the European Union. Warner Chappell Music had previously claimed copyright on the song in the US and collected licensing fees for its use; in 2015 the copyright claim was declared invalid and Warner Chappell agreed to pay back $14 million in licensing fees."

    No Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I love the "Cha cha cha" :(

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I banned this song at my parties years ago.

    Kaitlyn Lindsay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids and I will do "Cha Cha Cha hiii-ya!" With a karate chop at the end until the day we die.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always heard it ending with "And many mooore"

    Maryanna Baldridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are a teacher and your student brings cupcakes for their birthday you have to sing the birthday song. HOWEVER, you are not allowed to sing this song legally due to copyright infringement so we must add said CHA CHA CHA to get around that crazy law....

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    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy! It looks funny! Plus some dogs are simply nicer.

    Cassandra McTaggart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because my dog can't always walk to the vet (or home) and damp out of the stroller wiggle dog beats soaking wet wiggle dog at the vet. And my kid was well behaved about 80% of the time, but sometimes she would try to run, so the leash was a little extra insurance. The leash also allowed her to go up and down the stairs at train stations while I got the stroller down rather than a) letting her do it not attached to me (I always wanted to watch my toddler bounce down concrete steps), b) juggle holding her hand and the stroller (that way I can trip and both she and I can bounce down the steps) or c) bounce her in the stroller down the steps and hope nothing falls out and ifvI lose my grip I get to watch her bounce down onto the tracks. I thought a leash was the preferable option

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    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My toddler absolutely would try to run after every bird or butterfly if she wasn't attached to me, so she had a backpack that looked like a tiger with a lead that I held to keep her with me. I also have been guilty of carrying my little old pup to the dog park in a wagon so she wasn't too tired from the walk to play. Neither of these harms anyone and keeps them safe and happy.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is a fail that says he has never raised kids. Especially impulsive ones that run out in front of a city bus (my oldest grandson) or ones that have screaming meltdowns because they want to walk and don't want to be in the stroller. If they are young enough they get tired soon and want to get back in the stroller but then it is their idea and they go peacefully.

    RJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leashes on children - there are neuro-diverse children who don't understand the concept of 'danger' or 'high speed freeway' or 'crowded mall' and will wander away at break-neck speed in the blink of an eye. Those leashes/tethers keep them safe, close to caregivers. Dogs in strollers? Well, old dogs with arthritis, hip issues, that kind of stuff I can understand. I'm gonna say I'm not with Sign Guy on this particular one, but will defend his right to keep signing.

    E2U&U2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My oldest wasn't neuro-diverse, but she had no impulse control and was jackrabbit-fast. On the other hand, her sister would lie down in the middle of the crosswalk when crossing the street. You'd better believe I had them on leashes.

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    Erin Ward
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is why aren't more kids on leashes? Toddlers are ninjas and they will disappear way faster then most dogs lol

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs will usually come back when called!

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because the kid keeps running off in crowds and the old dog has bad hips. Maybe.

    Kaitlyn Lindsay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it gives kids freedom while keeping them safe. I used to make fun of kid leashes until I had a "bolter" toddler. Her little monkey backpack with a "leash" on the back was her favorite thing. Dogs in strollers are dumb...unless the dog is geriatric

    Cassandra McTaggart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are several other reasons, especially when one lacks a car. My reasons for a fog stroller all involve health issues (and in one case, weather and he hated it and was so mad at me) but not geriatric dogs.

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dogs are better trained?

    Joe Standford
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because dogs are always good bois and gorls and kids aren't

    ThatNerdZoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So kids don't run away. Can't explain the dogs tho. Like if there's a 3 year old n ur at Disney who cares lol

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    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s 82449.5 minutes too many

    tamèreestchaude
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh *slowly turns off All too well 10 minute version* yeah totally!

    liam mckirdy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in case anyone was curious thats about 57 days

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the hundreds of hours I have played some games? Because Steam likes to tell me that.

    UltimateSwiftie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DID!!!! don't u dare discriminate me for what i like. I don't care if you carry signs in your oversized pockets!

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    Dizavid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure the dome light didn't switch itself over to permanently on when you wasn't looking; stare into your car until it goes dark inside.

    X X
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C**p I do this too, I’m so glad I’m not the only one.

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    E2U&U2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't help it. I forget every 20 steps or so if I locked it or not.

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than not doing it! I have tracking tags on my keys, and one time I got almost all the way to the hospital department I was aiming for before my phone decided to point out I'd left the car keys behind. In the car. *That* was a fun race against time, especially since I hadn't been able to park nearby so I was on the opposite side of the hospital...

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't locking the car. This is trying to find your car when you come back out to the parking lot.

    Julian Slate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, you really called me out for that 😂

    Gwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's me everytime, guilty, guilty, guilty.

    Pete from Cali. USA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor used to do this. So fn annoying because they'd move their car onto the street each morning between 6 and 7 am and then lock their car over and over which honks their horn over and over. Each morning 3-6 honks because they don't give a f**k about being civil. I think they got a complaint because they stopped doing it.

    RJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...then worry about it when you're about to go to sleep.

    savage silence
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a neighbour that does this...she parks at the bottom of the street then hits the damn lock button as she walks halfway back UP the street to her house...drives me crazier

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lock it 3 times, is that ok?

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    Kitty 🥀
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, he’s not wearing a cardigan? That’s a wool coat. Or possibly cotton.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care what her name is, it's rude to kiss and tell.

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you got consent from freezing before doing that!!

    Wisteria Lacoss-Arnold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all the people who didn't get it, he's poking fun at people (especially influencers) who go out in skimpy clothing because they want to "look nice" and then complain about being cold. (Looking at you fellow women!)

    Caryle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a big fan of the ones that swear I think you can, and have done better

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    You actually deserve it ! ,

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    Michael Gilbert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy... Get the hell off so called social media. It's easy. I did it a decade ago and have never regretted it.

    Lisa Cherney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anybody else noticed that this is the same "sign guy" throughout?

    Danalalala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I thought it was quadr-triple-octuplets.

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    UltimateSwiftie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im worried if you do. go back home and rethink your life choices.

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    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will if you hate the oily taste.

    Mini the Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like ke oil but my mom doesn’t, therefor I don’t 🐽

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    UltimateSwiftie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    write my name in the sannnddd talk to myself for hoouuurrrrs say things you dont understand ( please continue in the comments)

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    Mini the Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I CAN BUY MYSLEF FLOWERRRRSSS, WRITE MY NAME IN THE SANNDDD, TALK TO MYSELF FOR HOURSSSSSS, SAY THINGS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. I CAN TAKE MYSELF DANCINGGG, AND I CAN HOLDDDDD MY OWN HANDDDDD, YEAH I CAN LOVE ME BETTER THEM YOU CAN!!! 🐽

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard of it. Whoo. No ear worm for VB today.

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not a fan of the song, I feel bad for guys with songs like that. Ofc you guys can still like it ☺️

    Mysteria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That song is super overplayed on the radio imo. Of course I just don’t like Miley’s music in general, so I guess I just find it overplayed lol

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could've not seen you for ten years. "How are you?"; "okay"; "Done much since we last spoke?"; "Not really".

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at all? So how did you know what to comment?

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I really do read a lot

    Mini the Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! I just finished Bluestars Prophecy! 🐽

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    Hannah Privette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry. I read enough for all of the non-readers

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why lie about it? For that matter, why discuss it unless it's with like-minded friends?

    Kaylee Best
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read for 50 mins every night and 30 mins every morning (When I have time)

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    liam mckirdy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they may already be in crippling debt

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    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should it be? Not all religions are valid about the sunday thing.

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is just saying it isn't and you should go there rather than chik-fil-a. its both chicken

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RiRi? Richard Richard? Things Jonathan Ross can't say? *shrugs*

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😆 I woke the cat up laughing at "things Jonathan Ross can't say"

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    Pandapoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know what the rest of that guys shirt says. Awful…

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully to take away for starting the 'everyone must see my pregnant belly' trend.

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didnt start that. Madonna, Demi Moore, Beyonce. Google it. Goes back as far as photographic proof.

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    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about Happy National Panda Day. Shame on you BP. Your internal communications missed an opportunity for us all Pandas!

    Bored&InSchool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'this is the happy new year of tomorrow'

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