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Everything in moderation. That's how the old saying goes. But as you can see from this hilarious list of drunk compiled by Bored Panda, some people just don't know when enough is enough. From mistaking bars of soap for fudge and driving cars into pools, to making random purchases online (like Jeff Goldblum showers curtains for example) and waking up with a toaster full of pasta, the people below might not have remembered the crazy stuff they got up to, but they probably remembered the hangover! Don't forget to vote for the funniest picture, and remember to drink responsibly!

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Good Ride Home

Good Ride Home

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like this man. In spite of being this drunk, he remembered to text that he does not need the lift anymore

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    Coming Back Home To Find Your Drunk Friend

    Coming Back Home To Find Your Drunk Friend

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats not drunk. thats "almost" possessed. Imagine coming back home to this without the lights on

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    #4

    Got A Bit Drunk And Decided To Recreate The Stingray Pic With My Girlfriends

    Got A Bit Drunk And Decided To Recreate The Stingray Pic With My Girlfriends

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    #5

    After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

    After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

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    #6

    So My Roommate Came Back Drunk Last Night And Doesn't Remember Designing An Entire Airplane

    So My Roommate Came Back Drunk Last Night And Doesn't Remember Designing An Entire Airplane

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg ! That looks really good ... I'm impressed by those lines , they're good for a drunk person

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    #7

    Good Luck With That

    Good Luck With That

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    #8

    Gf Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat... She's Fitting In

    Gf Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat... She's Fitting In

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    #9

    Have You Ever Been So Drunk You Mistook A Chocolate Bar For Your Phone?

    Have You Ever Been So Drunk You Mistook A Chocolate Bar For Your Phone?

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    #10

    Drunk Me Made A Drum Kit Out Of Cocktail Stirrers Last Night

    Drunk Me Made A Drum Kit Out Of Cocktail Stirrers Last Night

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    #11

    Drunk Friends Did This

    Drunk Friends Did This

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    #12

    Best Taxi Driver Award Goes To This Man

    Best Taxi Driver Award Goes To This Man

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is so creepy at least he didn't leave you out on the street but if i woke up in a stranger's house i would be freaked out

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    #13

    Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

    Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

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    Ella Hobasaurs
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When that person just doesn't answer, so you answer yourself, lol sadly my life

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    My Mom And Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath

    My Mom And Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath

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    #15

    Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

    Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

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    #20

    You Know You're Drunk When

    You Know You're Drunk When

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my god! I did that once. I was so plastered that I thought the stairs were moving. At least I didn't vomit.

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    #21

    I Just Painted My Favourite Meme, I'm Drunk And Haven't Painted Since I Was 12

    I Just Painted My Favourite Meme, I'm Drunk And Haven't Painted Since I Was 12

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    #22

    Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat. I Guess This Is My Life Now. Meet Spaghetti

    Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat. I Guess This Is My Life Now. Meet Spaghetti

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    #23

    Not Pictured: My Drunk Wife Loudly Singing The Jurassic Park Theme

    Not Pictured: My Drunk Wife Loudly Singing The Jurassic Park Theme

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the dog isn't too worried looking, seems quite happy with his transformation!

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    #24

    Came Back Home Really Drunk Last Night, This Morning I Went To Make Breakfast And Then This Happened

    Came Back Home Really Drunk Last Night, This Morning I Went To Make Breakfast And Then This Happened

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    #25

    Random Drunk Guy Urinated On My Porch And Tried Entering The House At 4am A Couple Weeks Ago... Got This In The Mail Today

    Random Drunk Guy Urinated On My Porch And Tried Entering The House At 4am A Couple Weeks Ago... Got This In The Mail Today

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    #26

    My Friends And I Got Drunk One Night In A Small Country Town. Woke Up The Next Morning With This Picture On My Phone

    My Friends And I Got Drunk One Night In A Small Country Town. Woke Up The Next Morning With This Picture On My Phone

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Few years ago, in France (Bordeaux I think), a bunch of drunk guys stole a lama from a circus and wandered in the town taking pic and using streetcar. Seems that lama are good companion for drunk people

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    #27

    Bagel Seeds

    Bagel Seeds

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lov.e it! Think of how you could mess with airbnb clients all over the house..

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    #28

    Had A Party And A Random Drunk Guy Slept On Our Couch. He Left Us This Note

    Had A Party And A Random Drunk Guy Slept On Our Couch. He Left Us This Note

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    #29

    My Friend And I Were Drunk Photoshopping Last Night. Forgot We Made This

    My Friend And I Were Drunk Photoshopping Last Night. Forgot We Made This

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    #31

    Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

    Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

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    #32

    My Mum Got Drunk For The First Time In 10 Years Today

    My Mum Got Drunk For The First Time In 10 Years Today

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    #33

    Got Blackout Drunk Last Night... My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

    Got Blackout Drunk Last Night... My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

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    #34

    We Enlarged A Photo Of A Drunk Friend. He's Not As Happy As Us

    We Enlarged A Photo Of A Drunk Friend. He's Not As Happy As Us

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how you have used your Friend's not so amused face for size reference.

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    #36

    So I Might've Got A Little Drunk And Made My Cat A Fort

    So I Might've Got A Little Drunk And Made My Cat A Fort

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    #37

    Ordered A Pizza While Drunk Because Breakup. They Sent Me This

    Ordered A Pizza While Drunk Because Breakup. They Sent Me This

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    #38

    Had A House Party Last Night, Still Can't Find The Key To My Mums Shoe

    Had A House Party Last Night, Still Can't Find The Key To My Mums Shoe

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    #39

    Went Out Drinking With My Daughter Tonight. Pleased To Report I Was Able To Show Her How Adults Have A Sensible, Restrained Evening Without Going Over The Top

    Went Out Drinking With My Daughter Tonight. Pleased To Report I Was Able To Show Her How Adults Have A Sensible, Restrained Evening Without Going Over The Top

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    #40

    My Buddy Dropped His Burrito After A Long Night Of Drinking. This Is What Defeat Looks Like

    My Buddy Dropped His Burrito After A Long Night Of Drinking. This Is What Defeat Looks Like

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    #41

    Boyfriend Was Drunk Last Night. I Woke Up To This

    Boyfriend Was Drunk Last Night. I Woke Up To This

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    #42

    This Drunk Woman Dropped Her Phone. She Picked Up Her Sandal Instead And Used Her Phone As The Sandal

    This Drunk Woman Dropped Her Phone. She Picked Up Her Sandal Instead And Used Her Phone As The Sandal

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    #44

    Girlfriend Got Drunk Last Night And The Dog Was Equally Concerned And Unimpressed

    Girlfriend Got Drunk Last Night And The Dog Was Equally Concerned And Unimpressed

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    #45

    After A Night Of Drinking My Friends Dropped Me Off At My Place

    After A Night Of Drinking My Friends Dropped Me Off At My Place

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    #46

    Ever Been So Drunk, You Left Your Leg Outside The Pub?

    Ever Been So Drunk, You Left Your Leg Outside The Pub?

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    #47

    We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

    We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

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    #48

    I Wake Up At 2am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

    I Wake Up At 2am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

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    #49

    So, My Friend Drank Too Much, And Passed Out On The Table

    So, My Friend Drank Too Much, And Passed Out On The Table

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    #50

    Next President Of The United States Of America

    Next President Of The United States Of America

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