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These 30 Doctor Memes Are The Best Medicine If You Need A Laugh (WARNING: Some Are Really Dark)
To become a doctor you have to spend four years of your life in medical studies, then 3 to 7 more in residency, before finally getting your license. To endure this much of student life, you either have to be really determined, a little bit coo-coo, or have a dark sense of humor to numb the stress that comes with being a soon-to-be doctor.
With so many years spent pursuing a career, many funny stories and medical jokes are bound to be accumulated. And since people say that laughter is the best medicine, we have compiled a list of the best doctor memes from all around the internet. And who among us hasn’t had a memorable visit to the doctor? You get poked, prodded and asked some pretty bizarre and invasive questions.
Well, what happens when you combine these uncomfortable stories with the less than memorable faces on stock photos? Hilariously funny memes. Yes, our collection of photos below will have you chuckling from the waiting room to the exam room. From horrifyingly expensive doctor’s visits to awkward questions, it's all there. Scroll down below to see the comedic side of all the things about going to the hospital you never thought could be funny. There's also a good chance, that if you yourself are a doctor, you'll find these funny memes about work very relatable.
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These 93 Doctor Memes Are The Best Medicine If You Need A Laugh (Warning: Some Are Really Dark)
Connect The Dots
We Are All Going To Die
Meirl
O have the opposite, they tell me its oke, but i want the numbers
And The Credit Goes To...
Language Differences
You need universal healthcare in Australia, everything that lives there either has sharp teeth, too many legs and is hungry or a kangaroo will kick your face off ;)
Are You Going To Save Me?
If things like this actually granted common sense the internet would be a much happier place.
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I never wanted to accept that people like these existed until I personally knew a man who wouldn’t let his wife go through chemotherapy because it went against his religion. She finally did it but it was too late. He was furious with her and didn’t talk to her until she passed away. Yes, people ARE that stupid.
Ugh. Reading that literally made my chest clench. I can't fathom having that poor of a relationship with my wife.
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Yes prayer helps. You prayed for help and God sent you someone who can heal your child. You can be a Christian and not be stupid, it's possible come on.
No it was the hospital that sent the doctor. God does not excist
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It ought to be illegal to put children's lives at risk because of some weird religious rules/opinions/belief. In reality, it translates into severe child abuse.
If prayer really worked, all kids would spontaneously recover from their maladies.
Sometimes I feel bad for laughing at these people. Not often. But sometimes.
Some religions really believe this. What about the old saying, God helps those that help themselves? Some people really are idiots.
You really can’t rely on a Sky Guy to fix all of your problems, especially when it concerns someone medical conditions. You just can’t. God is not going to fix someone, medicine is. See, this is why I loved science so much as a kid! Maybe I should be a scientist, although I currently don’t know what I want to be...
This is so stupid buuuuuuuuuuut Challenge: Someone make something on BoredPanda that doesn't make all christians look like anti-vaxxing idiots. Becuase...I don't like how inaccurate that is.
This happened to my friend.. Her parents refused to let her take medication for the killer flu. They believed God would save her.. She died 1 week later.
Why do some christans have to be such idiots and put all of us in a bad light.
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The type of Christian Scientist that don't care about the health of their child.
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Yeah right. It only goes to show how stupid you americans are
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Quite dark, but true- there are those parents out there, unfortunately...:-(
The lmao would not be what the doctor says or thinks. Hopefully the thing out of their mouth is the description of the neglect this child is getting.
If her mother feel that she can't do anything, maybe praying or talking with other people or whatever could help her to feel better. And a mother feeling strongest, with hope and more balanced can indeed help the little girl. The job and obligation of the hospital staff is to cure the girl, not being stupid with clients, ill people and their families.
Did you even read the title to this picture? The doctor answers the child: "I, as a doctor could give you medication and you will cure, but your parents have decided against that because they think prayer will cure you. And I know it won't so you'll die." You probably never understood Dark Humor or Sarcasm.
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not really funny and unfair- you wont hear this from the most christians (at least in Europe and Kenya where are I practised)
why is the kid smiling? she was just told she was going to die?! but really this is a problem and even if people belive in god they also need to belive in common sense
I was a healthy child and was not given drugs for every little complaint. In fact I was given no drugs at all. The best gift my parents ever gave me -- I'm much better for it.
while I agree that parents should not drug their kids up for every little headache or cold or whatever... the truth is that there are things which *require* medication, and if you had any of those diseases... you would not have been, if they had chosen to refuse said medication.
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Actually every pHARMaceutical drug is toxic and causes biochemical damages. None has ever CURED any disease. Chemo is a 97.9% death sentence for 5 yrs - don't believe me, look up the Journal of Clinical Oncology from 2005. MDs do the exact WRONG thing for stomach acidity issues over 99.9% of the time. Most folks have LOW stomach acid which makes digestion very bad and causes gas. Gas forces acids into the esophagus which still can't handle the weakened acids. Increase stomach acidity and digest better - heartburn etc goes away. 700,000 gall bladder surgeries in the US every year - mostly for pain and bile issues. Both of those problems are due to problems in the LIVER - not the gallbladdler, but now you have to take meds for the rest of your life because the MD has no training in biochemistry. Alzheimers and other myelin sheathing issues are being cured & improved with ketogenic diets including medium chain triglycerides - no drug helps. No need to go on, statins, SSRIs, arthritis
If prayers helped a lot, plague wouldn't be so deadly during the mid ages when almost everyone was a believer. Next time you're sick, don't take meds or go to a doctor. Pray it away.
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Dying From Curiosity
Medical Students
An Apple A Day
Put It Back!
Naughty Gall Bladder
We Edited It
Uncooperative Patients
What Brings You Here Today
Gardening Nurse Style
Be Positive
Good News
Funny Doctors Memes
Just A Few More Likes
Internal Bleeding
Exactly Three Pills
Don't Touch It Then
Nurse Jokes
Drawing Blood
Perfect Coincidence
Who Needs Doctors Anyway
Is He Sick?
Just A Scratch
Well Then
Am I the only one who heard the bredhftb crash weird sound at the end?
Surprise!
Reminds me of the "You can't get pregnant at night coz the sperm is sleeping"
About To Go Viral
Identify The Nerve
Light Pressure
Funny Doctors Jokes
It Looks Like
High School vs. Med School
What Do You See
Horsepills
Patience
Funny Doctors Jokes
Health Insurance
True story. Doctor: "You need cataract surgery. That'll cost about $8000." Friend: "I don't have health insurance." Doctor: "Oh, well, in that case, it'll cost about $500."
All Right
Bad News
Good Handwriting
Proving Them Wrong
Insurance Should Cover It
Are You Seeing Someone
16 Hour Shifts
Once I went for a 72h straight shift. Couldnt bare the sunlight afterwards. Everything was funny to look at, even stoplights
Don't Go There Then
Dermatologist's Nemesis
Pleasant Conversation
How Was It?
A Complicated Case
He's Not With Us Anymore
Infectious Disease
Do It Twice
Medical Bills
Lucky Chance
I just finished an EMT class. One of the things we learned is that ambulances handle like big, top-heavy box trucks with terrible suspensions that are filled with fragile things like EMTs and patients. And rolling your ambulance over is negatively correlated with patient outcome. The things handle terribly, have no visibility, and are driven pretty much constantly. Also, most other drivers seem unable to see giant box trucks with flashing lights and sirens on them, and most EMT fatalities happen when you're going through a red light with lights and sirens on and someone fails to notice that fact and T-bones you. Most NON-fatal career-ending injuries happen when you lift with your back instead of your legs.
Good News And Bad News
You're On Your Own
Peace Is Coming
Funny Doctors Memes
Simple Answer
Call Me An Ambulance
Parallel Lines
Not You Though
Hurting The Feels
Well, I Told You So
Funny Doctors Memes
What Should We Call It
Small Pinch
Very Positive Tests
I actually saw someone on Facebook thinking that her HIV test being positive was a good thing.
An Apple A Day
Med School
Just Like My Cell Phone
How Much You Slept
A Rare Disease
Nope, mine says, Please leave, all too complicated. Or at least pay me more money, then it is a good disease.
When your parents are Christian doctors so the “Thanking God only” memes don’t make sense... dw, we always make sure to thank the doctors as well. After all, they did perform the operation
Well, some religious people don't give the doctor any credit.
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Ha! Didn't know dark humour was allowed here :P While normally I'm not a big fan of it, some of those made me laugh out loud and it does actually make a refreshing break from all the "and it went viral" "and the pictures will change your life forever" "it will make your heart beat faster" "people can't believe their eyes" "the internet is in awe" etc around here. Dark humour has its place as long as it's not intentionally malicious and you don't take it too seriously.
This is spot on. I appreciate you taking the time to put this out there. Everyone sees things in their own way, and some see this as just completely inappropriate, but it is not done with malice. If there is no malice and it can help someone laugh about the problems they have then it is dark humor. Sometimes dark humor helps. Others it doesn't.
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These are jokes, people! If you don't like jokes, Don't read memes!
Some good ones but if a BP employee wrote the untagged ones, don't lower yourself to appeal to knuckleheads with that textspeak and poor use of English. I come here because it's actually got some substance. Thanks.
I feel like I have permission to laugh at these because of my medical problems...
I found quite some of them disrespectful to ill people and in general to not medical staff. They all live in XIX century, where other places you hear people telling each other "hello, doctor", "how are you, doctor?", "well, doctor",...
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In some european countries we are also fighting against the word that medical stuff give to the people that go there: patients???!!!! Well, it's a word that mean "waiter" and we are smart active people, not a thing athat only stands there and wait when a "doctor" can touch him/her, ask whatever and do WHATEVER without asking before nor explaining everything and giving options. Is this staff who is working for us.
Which part of Europe are you from? Patients are different from patience, it is not the same word! In the parts of Europe I live and have visited, most people are extremely grateful to medical staff for their hard work in difficult circumstances. I have never experienced anything like your description of standing like a piece of furniture while a doctor does “whatever” - that’s NOT normal!
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i had a recent bout of Gastroenteritis - was treated for severe dehydration and woken up - to be discharged at 2am
If it's absurd to be grateful to God for a successful operation, because your gratitude should all go to the doctor, than by the same reasoning, it's absurd to be grateful to the factory workers who built your new car, because your gratitude should all go to the salesman who handed you the keys.
Pretty certain this would be considered a fallacy if you posed this argument in a debate.
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When your parents are Christian doctors so the “Thanking God only” memes don’t make sense... dw, we always make sure to thank the doctors as well. After all, they did perform the operation
Well, some religious people don't give the doctor any credit.
Load More Replies... Ha! Didn't know dark humour was allowed here :P While normally I'm not a big fan of it, some of those made me laugh out loud and it does actually make a refreshing break from all the "and it went viral" "and the pictures will change your life forever" "it will make your heart beat faster" "people can't believe their eyes" "the internet is in awe" etc around here. Dark humour has its place as long as it's not intentionally malicious and you don't take it too seriously.
This is spot on. I appreciate you taking the time to put this out there. Everyone sees things in their own way, and some see this as just completely inappropriate, but it is not done with malice. If there is no malice and it can help someone laugh about the problems they have then it is dark humor. Sometimes dark humor helps. Others it doesn't.
Load More Replies... These are jokes, people! If you don't like jokes, Don't read memes!
Some good ones but if a BP employee wrote the untagged ones, don't lower yourself to appeal to knuckleheads with that textspeak and poor use of English. I come here because it's actually got some substance. Thanks.
I feel like I have permission to laugh at these because of my medical problems...
I found quite some of them disrespectful to ill people and in general to not medical staff. They all live in XIX century, where other places you hear people telling each other "hello, doctor", "how are you, doctor?", "well, doctor",...
Natural Herbs have cured so many sickness and diseases that drugs and injection cant cure. I've seen the great importance of natural herbs and the wonderful work they have done in people's lives. i read people's testimonies online on how they were cured of Herpes,Stroke,Hiv,gonorrhoea, Diabetics,Cancer,Lyme disease etc by Dr. Ameola herbal medicine, so i decided to contact the doctor because i know nature has the power to heal anything. I was diagnosed with Herpes for the past 8 years but Dr. Ameola cured me with his herbs and i referred my aunt and her husband to him immediately because they were both suffering from Hiv and they were cured too. I know is hard to believe, but am a living testimony. There is no harm trying herbs. He is also a spell caster, he cast spells to restore broken marriages and a good luck spells to prosper and excel in life. You can Contact him on ( ameolaherbalhome@gmail.com ) or WhatsApp him via +14158551136
In some european countries we are also fighting against the word that medical stuff give to the people that go there: patients???!!!! Well, it's a word that mean "waiter" and we are smart active people, not a thing athat only stands there and wait when a "doctor" can touch him/her, ask whatever and do WHATEVER without asking before nor explaining everything and giving options. Is this staff who is working for us.
Which part of Europe are you from? Patients are different from patience, it is not the same word! In the parts of Europe I live and have visited, most people are extremely grateful to medical staff for their hard work in difficult circumstances. I have never experienced anything like your description of standing like a piece of furniture while a doctor does “whatever” - that’s NOT normal!
Load More Replies... i had a recent bout of Gastroenteritis - was treated for severe dehydration and woken up - to be discharged at 2am
If it's absurd to be grateful to God for a successful operation, because your gratitude should all go to the doctor, than by the same reasoning, it's absurd to be grateful to the factory workers who built your new car, because your gratitude should all go to the salesman who handed you the keys.
Pretty certain this would be considered a fallacy if you posed this argument in a debate.
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