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These 30 Doctor Memes Are The Best Medicine If You Need A Laugh (WARNING: Some Are Really Dark)
To become a doctor you have to spend four years of your life in medical studies, then 3 to 7 more in residency, before finally getting your license. To endure this much of student life, you either have to be really determined, a little bit coo-coo, or have a dark sense of humor to numb the stress that comes with being a soon-to-be doctor.
With so many years spent pursuing a career, many funny stories and medical jokes are bound to be accumulated. And since people say that laughter is the best medicine, we have compiled a list of the best doctor memes from all around the internet. And who among us hasn’t had a memorable visit to the doctor? You get poked, prodded and asked some pretty bizarre and invasive questions.
Well, what happens when you combine these uncomfortable stories with the less than memorable faces on stock photos? Hilariously funny memes. Yes, our collection of photos below will have you chuckling from the waiting room to the exam room. From horrifyingly expensive doctor’s visits to awkward questions, it's all there. Scroll down below to see the comedic side of all the things about going to the hospital you never thought could be funny. There's also a good chance, that if you yourself are a doctor, you'll find these funny memes about work very relatable.
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These 93 Doctor Memes Are The Best Medicine If You Need A Laugh (Warning: Some Are Really Dark)
Connect The Dots
We Are All Going To Die
Meirl
O have the opposite, they tell me its oke, but i want the numbers
And The Credit Goes To...
Language Differences
You need universal healthcare in Australia, everything that lives there either has sharp teeth, too many legs and is hungry or a kangaroo will kick your face off ;)
Are You Going To Save Me?
Police Medic
And from all over the world for that matter too !!! Central Europe [read Poland] first of all these days. But the tendency seems global....
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"He's still not getting up, this thing must be broken, ill try to spray my health mace in his eyes"
Ah, the old "bash 'em and treat 'em". That's what I call job security.
Do they sign the Hippocratic oath? - "primum non nocere" or "First do no harm"
I believe that all police officers are trained in at least basic first aid, and some have EMT training as well.
in Minnesota, they have basic EMT training. it varies by state, here. Still, the fact that the medic is laying the beat down is... hilarious.
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You will feel better after he beats you with his magic well-ness stick
Sanitizer, a weapon used in the looney wars of 2145ad. Or a liquid that cleans stuff.
Billy Clubs should be banned or seriously restricted. A Good Cop with a Billy Club is better than a Bad Cop with a Gun. Billy Clubs don't kill people.....Actually they will if you hit someone in the throat really hard
a bad cop with a baton can still kill you, simply by smacking you upside the head. as a security guard, i've seen batons shatter (as in, like glass) wrists, entire fore-arms, collarbones and shoulders in general, knee caps. (For the record, they all had that coming.)
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Literally does what it says on the tin, Police medic, not people medic.
Dying From Curiosity
Medical Students
An Apple A Day
Put It Back!
Naughty Gall Bladder
We Edited It
Uncooperative Patients
What Brings You Here Today
Gardening Nurse Style
Be Positive
Good News
Funny Doctors Memes
Just A Few More Likes
Internal Bleeding
Exactly Three Pills
Don't Touch It Then
Nurse Jokes
Drawing Blood
Perfect Coincidence
Who Needs Doctors Anyway
Is He Sick?
Just A Scratch
Well Then
Am I the only one who heard the bredhftb crash weird sound at the end?
Surprise!
Reminds me of the "You can't get pregnant at night coz the sperm is sleeping"
About To Go Viral
Identify The Nerve
Light Pressure
Funny Doctors Jokes
It Looks Like
High School vs. Med School
What Do You See
Horsepills
Patience
Funny Doctors Jokes
Health Insurance
True story. Doctor: "You need cataract surgery. That'll cost about $8000." Friend: "I don't have health insurance." Doctor: "Oh, well, in that case, it'll cost about $500."
All Right
Bad News
Good Handwriting
Proving Them Wrong
Insurance Should Cover It
Are You Seeing Someone
16 Hour Shifts
Once I went for a 72h straight shift. Couldnt bare the sunlight afterwards. Everything was funny to look at, even stoplights
Don't Go There Then
Dermatologist's Nemesis
Pleasant Conversation
How Was It?
A Complicated Case
He's Not With Us Anymore
Infectious Disease
Do It Twice
Medical Bills
Lucky Chance
I just finished an EMT class. One of the things we learned is that ambulances handle like big, top-heavy box trucks with terrible suspensions that are filled with fragile things like EMTs and patients. And rolling your ambulance over is negatively correlated with patient outcome. The things handle terribly, have no visibility, and are driven pretty much constantly. Also, most other drivers seem unable to see giant box trucks with flashing lights and sirens on them, and most EMT fatalities happen when you're going through a red light with lights and sirens on and someone fails to notice that fact and T-bones you. Most NON-fatal career-ending injuries happen when you lift with your back instead of your legs.
Good News And Bad News
You're On Your Own
Peace Is Coming
Funny Doctors Memes
Simple Answer
Call Me An Ambulance
Parallel Lines
Not You Though
Hurting The Feels
Well, I Told You So
Funny Doctors Memes
What Should We Call It
Small Pinch
Very Positive Tests
I actually saw someone on Facebook thinking that her HIV test being positive was a good thing.
An Apple A Day
Med School
Just Like My Cell Phone
How Much You Slept
A Rare Disease
Nope, mine says, Please leave, all too complicated. Or at least pay me more money, then it is a good disease.
When your parents are Christian doctors so the “Thanking God only” memes don’t make sense... dw, we always make sure to thank the doctors as well. After all, they did perform the operation
Well, some religious people don't give the doctor any credit.
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Ha! Didn't know dark humour was allowed here :P While normally I'm not a big fan of it, some of those made me laugh out loud and it does actually make a refreshing break from all the "and it went viral" "and the pictures will change your life forever" "it will make your heart beat faster" "people can't believe their eyes" "the internet is in awe" etc around here. Dark humour has its place as long as it's not intentionally malicious and you don't take it too seriously.
This is spot on. I appreciate you taking the time to put this out there. Everyone sees things in their own way, and some see this as just completely inappropriate, but it is not done with malice. If there is no malice and it can help someone laugh about the problems they have then it is dark humor. Sometimes dark humor helps. Others it doesn't.
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These are jokes, people! If you don't like jokes, Don't read memes!
Some good ones but if a BP employee wrote the untagged ones, don't lower yourself to appeal to knuckleheads with that textspeak and poor use of English. I come here because it's actually got some substance. Thanks.
I feel like I have permission to laugh at these because of my medical problems...
I found quite some of them disrespectful to ill people and in general to not medical staff. They all live in XIX century, where other places you hear people telling each other "hello, doctor", "how are you, doctor?", "well, doctor",...
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In some european countries we are also fighting against the word that medical stuff give to the people that go there: patients???!!!! Well, it's a word that mean "waiter" and we are smart active people, not a thing athat only stands there and wait when a "doctor" can touch him/her, ask whatever and do WHATEVER without asking before nor explaining everything and giving options. Is this staff who is working for us.
Which part of Europe are you from? Patients are different from patience, it is not the same word! In the parts of Europe I live and have visited, most people are extremely grateful to medical staff for their hard work in difficult circumstances. I have never experienced anything like your description of standing like a piece of furniture while a doctor does “whatever” - that’s NOT normal!
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i had a recent bout of Gastroenteritis - was treated for severe dehydration and woken up - to be discharged at 2am
If it's absurd to be grateful to God for a successful operation, because your gratitude should all go to the doctor, than by the same reasoning, it's absurd to be grateful to the factory workers who built your new car, because your gratitude should all go to the salesman who handed you the keys.
Pretty certain this would be considered a fallacy if you posed this argument in a debate.
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When your parents are Christian doctors so the “Thanking God only” memes don’t make sense... dw, we always make sure to thank the doctors as well. After all, they did perform the operation
Well, some religious people don't give the doctor any credit.
Load More Replies... Ha! Didn't know dark humour was allowed here :P While normally I'm not a big fan of it, some of those made me laugh out loud and it does actually make a refreshing break from all the "and it went viral" "and the pictures will change your life forever" "it will make your heart beat faster" "people can't believe their eyes" "the internet is in awe" etc around here. Dark humour has its place as long as it's not intentionally malicious and you don't take it too seriously.
This is spot on. I appreciate you taking the time to put this out there. Everyone sees things in their own way, and some see this as just completely inappropriate, but it is not done with malice. If there is no malice and it can help someone laugh about the problems they have then it is dark humor. Sometimes dark humor helps. Others it doesn't.
Load More Replies... These are jokes, people! If you don't like jokes, Don't read memes!
Some good ones but if a BP employee wrote the untagged ones, don't lower yourself to appeal to knuckleheads with that textspeak and poor use of English. I come here because it's actually got some substance. Thanks.
I feel like I have permission to laugh at these because of my medical problems...
I found quite some of them disrespectful to ill people and in general to not medical staff. They all live in XIX century, where other places you hear people telling each other "hello, doctor", "how are you, doctor?", "well, doctor",...
Natural Herbs have cured so many sickness and diseases that drugs and injection cant cure. I've seen the great importance of natural herbs and the wonderful work they have done in people's lives. i read people's testimonies online on how they were cured of Herpes,Stroke,Hiv,gonorrhoea, Diabetics,Cancer,Lyme disease etc by Dr. Ameola herbal medicine, so i decided to contact the doctor because i know nature has the power to heal anything. I was diagnosed with Herpes for the past 8 years but Dr. Ameola cured me with his herbs and i referred my aunt and her husband to him immediately because they were both suffering from Hiv and they were cured too. I know is hard to believe, but am a living testimony. There is no harm trying herbs. He is also a spell caster, he cast spells to restore broken marriages and a good luck spells to prosper and excel in life. You can Contact him on ( ameolaherbalhome@gmail.com ) or WhatsApp him via +14158551136
In some european countries we are also fighting against the word that medical stuff give to the people that go there: patients???!!!! Well, it's a word that mean "waiter" and we are smart active people, not a thing athat only stands there and wait when a "doctor" can touch him/her, ask whatever and do WHATEVER without asking before nor explaining everything and giving options. Is this staff who is working for us.
Which part of Europe are you from? Patients are different from patience, it is not the same word! In the parts of Europe I live and have visited, most people are extremely grateful to medical staff for their hard work in difficult circumstances. I have never experienced anything like your description of standing like a piece of furniture while a doctor does “whatever” - that’s NOT normal!
Load More Replies... i had a recent bout of Gastroenteritis - was treated for severe dehydration and woken up - to be discharged at 2am
If it's absurd to be grateful to God for a successful operation, because your gratitude should all go to the doctor, than by the same reasoning, it's absurd to be grateful to the factory workers who built your new car, because your gratitude should all go to the salesman who handed you the keys.
Pretty certain this would be considered a fallacy if you posed this argument in a debate.
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