“Daily Humor Memes”: 40 Of The Best Posts From This Page Dedicated To Making People Smile

At that time period, it was an accomplishment (and a lot of work) to get this big. Nowadays it's a problem how easy it is to get this big (looking at you processed foods)

I read that as fastest man at first. I was impressed

Americans: Hold my beer…

The fact that he specified that evening implies that there was a fatter man that morning, which means he's losing weight. You got this, Georgie!

Oh, this is so cute. People were so naive they thought this was the fattest man. Imagine if they'd had the opportunity to go to a Walmart.

No question there. We know what priests do. It's what they accuse drag queens of doing.

Know reverse exorcism? It's when Devil tells the priest to pull out from a kid.

ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh-eh

I really hope that tom Holland choreography was included

If Satan doesn't know, how should I?

It's not true. I got a helicopter ride to the hospital once... if I was conscious and they asked I would've declined.

And yet people think our healthcare system doesn't need to be fixed

My house was on fire and I was sleeping, had to jump out the 2nd story window, badly sprained my ankle, had smoke inhalation and my face was covered in soot. My blonde hair turned gray/green from the smoke. I realized at some point that they were putting me on a gurney and that snapped me right out of my stunned state and I hopped off on one foot saying there's no way in hell they're taking me anywhere. They were mad they lost out on thousands for a 10 minute ride to the hospital. Putting someone on a gurney knowing how much they charge is better at bringing you back to reality than smelling salts.

My son was critically ill and needed to be transferred from University Hospital to the Children’s Hospital 1 mile away for emergency surgery. He was on a ventilator and couldn’t be transferred any other way than by ambulance. He was fully insured but they denied the claim for “lack of medical necessity”. We appealed but they still denied and we had to pay $1,000.

My dad's a firefighter/EMT/Cop and we heard a call go out about a skier with a 21 tear old male with head injury and breathing issues having to be pulled out of the woods bordering the slopes. On the way in, you can hear them calling for a helicopter to be on standby, then a but later, you hear them call off the helo...guess he was conscious...

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Clearly a party animal

When I worked in a club are maxi single of vouge (Madonna) would always jump a few times in the intro. we learnt to mix it in as if it was intentional. One guy even asked us who had remixed that version because he had never heard that remix.

This made me so happy 🤣❤️

That guy is da 💣 !

Lovely!

Reminds me of the joke I saw once. "So I'm standing at the check-out line and I see a woman that's (in my mind) expecting. So I ask her, "When's the baby due? "She whirls around and says, "WHAT baby?" I look at her and say, with a smile, "You know, LIng-Ling, the panda at the National Zoo?"

When you need to know what everyone else has already known for the last eight to nine months.

Gender prediction test dummies

LOL! LOL! LOL!

just guessing ... neither one of them were Valedictorian's in their high school

*Snickers in childless*

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Why aren't there child-free restaurants? Or at least no-kid sections.

If you know for fact, that your kids act like this in public, firstly, you are a bad parent, and secondly, you need to keep them at home... Period!

The problem here is kids running around restaurants. The other diners should be able to sue the parents!

I had a kid trip and fall at work right after I told them not to run. I almost said “and that’s why we don’t run” but I like my job. (kid was fine)

This is horrible. Why am I laughing?

The first one in this entire list that I actually laughed out loud about. Buh Byeee!

Sorry, but that's hilarious. Maybe not appropriate these days but still...

Sorry but lol

And magattes automatically think the husband is from Mexico

The cats in our neighborhood scratch the heck out of the finish and then pee in the air vents.

Depends if it’s a cat or a Cat. Is. It. Meowing?

I feel as though I'll get downvoted if I admit I don't understand