“I Guess He Couldn’t See That Well”: 50 Jokes With Punchlines That Ought To Make A Dad Giggle

What way of starting a conversation?

It looks like it's trying to determine the water temperature

Can't beat the airfare for that one.

Well that accelerated quickly

"A Schrödinger cupcake it is then!" (I sort of know that this is not the initial meaning of this, and the joke is not accurate with Mr S's teachings, but still 🤓)

This is not a dad joke. It is a wake up call for anyone who believes in astrology.

You'll blow them away.

You'll never see my band play. It's an undercover band.

I think your argument is floored

Uh... clever, but two decades earlier, Meatloaf meant, "We're gonna go all the way tonight, tonight; We're gonna go all the way tonight, tonight!"

You're making JD Vance horny

T-shirts are weird. You put your body into one hole and it comes out of three.

"Your hired! Welcome to Honest Hank's used car dealership!"

A fly-by house.

It seems his magnetic personality has turned repulsive

SNART

Reinventing the horse

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Yeah, I've been trying to loose weight but I've just had too much on my plate.

And then he ran over Grandma.

Ironclad logic

Shouldn’t be aloud

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Only 5? Amateur.

This was my English teacher's favorite joke.

what's the saucy gossip?

When I get home I'm gonna rip my wife's underwear off, the elastic is killing me. (Works better if you're male)

That's Harley! With David's son!

Well that gives me a sinking feeling...

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Teach me your wisdom, sage. This is mint!

I can’t get a handle on this

How's about some Meatloaf? Yumm!

If I'm doing nothing, how can they tell if I'm finished?

Explorer. The Dora.

I read a recipe today. 425g of brown sugar. Firmly packed. I was puzzled

🤣🤣🤣

Crumbs!

As kids they would fight. Bruce was always the stronger. He once kicked his little bro and gave him a cauliflower ear

I never go to museums now. I think they're things of the past.

Yeah, but not fast ones....

“Sure! 🎵 Dun dun dun dadadun dun, dun dun dun dadadun dun, ding ding! Dun dun dadadun dun…” 🎶

All I can think is how much money/food they just wasted!!!

So that's why you married a dog.

Nice punchline!

Yes but how many witches would watch a woodchuck chuck wood?

After the Parsley and Rosemary as well....

Fool of a Took!

I drove down memory lane

They should have bought a water bed.

chocolate, obviously🤤

Yo mamma!

She seems sweet.

Earth going around the sun?