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Whatever might divide us, there are some fundamental things that unite us, no matter our background, color, or creed: our love of cat pics, our desire to have longer weekends, and—finally—remembering incredibly awkward moments from the past that make us cringe internally and facepalm to this very day. Remember that super embarrassing thing you did in the 6th grade/during that party at college/last week at work? Yeah, it’s time to think about that all over again.
However, what’s far worse is being unable to recognize when someone's making an utter fool of themselves and making others feel very uncomfortable. Sometimes, people are so oblivious, others can’t help but screenshot their messages and online posts to share with the world. It works as the perfect how-to guide on what we should never, ever do, and Bored Panda has compiled for you this list of all the times people weren’t aware of their own cringe.
Upvote the pics that made you lose a bit of faith in humanity and let us know which of these screenshots you loved/hated the most, dear Pandas. Though keep in mind that however embarrassed we might be by our memories of acting awkwardly, it’s best to embrace these feelings instead of running away from them. Then, we have to move on from them instead of lingering on them constantly because it’s bad for our mental health. In short, we have to learn to be kind to ourselves. No matter what.
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#1
Girl What… The Level Of Narcissism And Complete Lack Of Self Awareness I Genuinely Don’t Know How People Get Like This
René Studer 4 years ago
In her defense, her name is "a pretty big deal" so she must be special.
BetweenTheCracks 4 years ago
And why is she desperate to find something, ANYthing to be offended by? This sad little bint's got more baggage than a Louis Vuitton store.
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Everyone can get a call on flight while it's at gate boarding passengers. Some flights even have Wi-Fi and many phones can make Wi-Fi calls. If not Wi-Fi calls you can use whatsapp to make a call... there are many possibilities. Flights only require you to turn off your electronics during takeoff and landing so that eliminates safety concern. Some cell providers has some other countries included in their plans for example one that starts with T and end with mobile has Canada and Mexico included so that will eliminate worrying about roaming charges. Now only thing left is being a douche to your fellow passengers and having a long ass loud conversation. Other than that. Yes you can get calls on flight.
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#2
Wrong Number
RaroaRaroa 4 years ago
Absolutely bizarre that he takes offence at a guy who has nothing to do with him being given a false number.
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Dafuq just happened here? Gray dude just lost his s**t on blue dude for nothing.
BetweenTheCracks 4 years ago
His great big glass ego got bumped *sob*. Have you no compassion, man?!
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blugeagua 4 years ago
They don't. He's obviously lying about getting all the girls
Load More Replies... BetweenTheCracks 4 years ago
I'm just loving this "new normal" of people being wrong and going nuclear when that's pointed out to them. Somebody never learned the word "No" while they were growing up
#3
Your Phone Is Now Hacked
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Just sad. People being misled and swindled is not funny.
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Nannerdog 4 years ago
Remember... Pigeons are just grey Doves! (Literally, they are the same species)
BetweenTheCracks 4 years ago
It saddens me when pigeons get a bad rap. I had an entire coop-ful of exotic pigeons while I was growing up (we "inherited" them from the people we bought our house from). Just about everything I know about them, I learned from observation; I don't know proper terminology for many things, but I could talk all day about behavior especially.
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Bored Panda had a chat about how to make our mental health our priority in life with British psychotherapist Silva Neves. He explained that at the core of our mental welfare lie the ideas that we should be compassionate to ourselves and that we should work hard to make looking after our mental health a daily habit. “Be kind to yourself,” Silva told Bored Panda.
“I think we should make our mental health a priority every day because if we have poor mental health then we cannot function in other areas of our lives,” the psychotherapist explained to Bored Panda that the need to put mental health at the top of our hierarchy of priorities is very clear. If we don’t look after our mental health, everything else can fall apart.
#4
Uhoh
Jess Thompson 4 years ago (edited)
Ew, what is this person? Do these guys really believe their own bullshit? Who hurt you, honey? Why aren’t we all lesbians by now seriously 😂 , gross human behaviour.
#5
Overly Protective Girlfriend
Xandra 4 years ago
The insecurity is staggering for this one. I'm hoping she's really young and someone notices so she can get help.
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
Eww. This is a woman who slowly isolate him from all his friends and family. Scary person.
Belandriel 4 years ago (edited)
That is one way to view this... one can also pity her for her insecurity. At least she is very polite and not throwing any mean words around.
Load More Replies... SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
Incest is probably OK in her family, hence she sees a relative as a threat...
Becky Samuel 4 years ago
Americans are just *weird* about cousins. Something like one in 12 of the current world population are either married to a cousin or a product of a cousin marriage.
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Calypso poet 4 years ago
I got a DM on Twitter from a woman telling me to stop flirting with her fiancé. I have 5k followers and only a handful I know in real life. Whoever her fiancé is doesn't even have a real picture so I am not sure if they are a man or woman. As far as I can tell they liked a couple funny retweets of mine. Apparently that is considered flirting 🤦🏻♀️
Cold Contagious 4 years ago
Shallow insecure ppl can't fathom the difference.
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Vasana Phong 4 years ago
Worse is the ones that get mad at the person in the pics because their significant other loves their pics, and they actually confront them to take it down, instead of talking to their significant other of how this makes them insecure
#6
Aged Like An Egg Left Under A Moldy Carpet For 3 Years
Colt Seavers 4 years ago
ha ha so true. She takes cringe to a whole new level
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Watching 4 years ago
This is the chick that made fun of Obamacare and then had to admit that she is still on her parents Obamacare.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Biden supporters didn't storm Capitol hill in an attempt to disrupt a democratic process...
A B C 4 years ago
I thought that was Ben Sharpio. OTOH, this one is apparently at least as dense as him.
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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)
I'm a Barbie girl! In a Barbie world! Life's fantastic when you c̴̨̛͇̑̿̎̍̓̿̊́̋̕͠l̷̫̼̹̠̝̥̝̱̳̻͔̟̩͙͖̅̃̅͘͝ệ̵̢͖̤͚̾̀̈̎̄͐͆̿͝ͅa̷̖͑͂̃́́̂̿̆͂n̶͉̱̪͚̗̯̓͛̐̒͝s̵̡̩͇̐̔̀͛̎̓̒̃͒̉̕ë̵̮̥͉͑̂̈́͠͝ ̶̧̧̣̰̤̮̳͇̤͇͕̭̳̩̆̈́͑̄̚͜͠ṫ̶̼͍͇̩̟̼̠̘́̾̍͌̉̓̈́̅̌̕͠h̴̯̦̙͍̣̞͇̖̼͈̬͚̆ͅė̸̢̡̛̹̖̙̟̞̹̪̜̖͕̙̟͊̈́̽̎̿̌͑̽̀͂͑͜ ̷̰̤̮̬̍̿J̸͍͎́͗̔̍̈́̄̓̾̂̿̚̕͘̚͝ȩ̷̡̛̰̩̙͓̳͔͎̲̙̞̦̃̃̑̍́̈̉̚͘͝͠ẃ̶̧̛̛̛̪̗͙͎̱̤͔̳̞̔̀́͑̊͊̅̒̿̊̎͘i̷̡̫̹͖̲̟̭͑̈́̆̂͘ṡ̵̡̢̗͙̺̤͙͔̮̠̞̤̞̹́͋͂͒̍̂͝ḩ̸̢̼͚̰̞̲̣̥̳͓̥̔̃̑̂̈́̍̊̀̄̏̚͘͘̚͜ͅ ̷̤̳̀̏̈́̒̅̇m̵͕̯̃̈́̅͘ë̴̡̹͇̼͕̤͉̥͙͋̌͒̚͝͝ņ̴͙͉̖̳̤̹͎̜̜̺̟͎̬̘̾͒͒̈̈́̕a̵͍̩͙̺͖͍̜̗͓̣̩̅̽̽̈́̓͐̽͘͜͜č̴̢̛̭̮̤͋̎̈́̓͌̐̇̄͛̾̌̀e̵̹̬̰̝̮̪̭̻̞̣̖̝̦̜̿́͒̄͑̎͒̋̽̒́͗̿͠͝ͅ!
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BetweenTheCracks 4 years ago
I will remain convinced until the day I die she's a blow-up doll that was animated through some sort of dark, MAGAt-y ceremony.
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“Looking after our mental health should be a daily routine like we have a daily routine with looking after our body: taking a shower, brushing our teeth, eating food,” Silva said. He noted that taking care of our mental health doesn’t have to take hours and hours: it can involve a series of small steps that, nonetheless, have a large impact on our welfare.
“A daily mental health routine is to take some time to breathe deeply and consciously, having a short moment of quiet and self-reflection enquiring with how you are doing, connecting with a good friend or a pet, having a quiet cup of tea, listening to your favorite music (and dancing to it if you wish), laughing. These are only a few of the very many quick ways you can look after your mental health every day,” he explained.
#7
Rihanna Attempting To Swim In Peace
May 4 years ago
Hard to blame her if she starts only going to private beaches. Or buys an island - now that she's a billionaire
Devil's Advocate 4 years ago
They should be absolutely ashamed of themselves, but instead they'll be showing everyone, proud that they saw Rihanna. Thanks again, Facebook.
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Samantha Tej 4 years ago
I wish we could go back to when people didn’t whip out their phone for every little thing in hopes of going viral. When police are misbehaving, call for help and record. A celeb minding her own business does not need to be recorded. They’re not animals on display.
Ivana 4 years ago
I kind of agree, but man if Robert Plant is within a 500 foot radius of me, I cannot promise I would not throw my body at him and beg him to take me. Other than Robert Plant though, totally agree; I could care less about famous people.
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Lunar Bicycle 4 years ago
What the hell is wrong with these people? Twenty years ago my girlfriend and I were in an elevator with Sarah MacLachlan. I did double take because I was surprised there was a pop star next to me, and then I got off the elevator and said to my girlfriend, “Hey, that was Sarah MacLachlan.” She said, “Cool.” It’s almost like she was just a person who wrote some songs we liked, but then we all just went about our business.
Leigh C. 4 years ago
Canadians seem to treat celebrities like they're just people who made some famous content. We don't chase them around and treat them like mobile zoos.
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Got Myself 4 Dwarves 4 years ago
Man, I'd f*****g hate being famous! Leave folk to chill out in peace!
Jimmydeluxx 4 years ago
It's like seeing a wounded sea creature stranded on the beach and instead of helping or keeping a distance (if you don't have knowledge on how to help) people stand there and take pics/selfies. Let Rihanna be Rihanna and let a wounded beached animal get the help he needs. And put the down for once in a while. Btw, in this comment I am NOT comparing Rihanna with a wounded sea creature fiy
#8
Breaking Up With 4 Dudes At Once
Dan Buczynski 4 years ago
I hope all those guys got together and had a beer to celebrate dodging a bullet.
StrawberryParfait 4 years ago
Not exactly a bullet. A woman can date as many men as she likes until she chooses the one she likes best. Men do it all the time, in case you hadn't noticed. Or did you think that a woman is obliged to date just one dude at a time, and if she doesn't, then she has to wait for him to dump her? No and no.
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Getthepopcornout 4 years ago
It's not a crime to be just talking to guys, how else do you get to know people BEFORE dating them?
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
Hey, ain't no teacher better than a bad experience. These 4 guys will probably choose better next time.
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago
We don't know the backstory here. Maybe she's poly? I mean, I doubt it, but why judge? XD
#9
Cousin Swol
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
There is no comment to make about that, it is just extremely awkward and embarrassing... And also hilarious.
A while back, I also spoke to Vanessa Bohns from Cornell University about how embarrassment has its positive sides. By fully embracing embarrassment instead of hiding from it, you can reap some seriously great social rewards.
“Displaying signs of mild embarrassment can actually be socially constructive and make people feel more sympathetic towards you in the face of your faux pas,” Vanessa told Bored Panda in a previous interview that showing these signs can actually strengthen your relationship with the people around you. On the flip side, pretending you’re not embarrassed or feeling awkward when you are can cause your social capital to drop.
#10
How Do I Know I'm The Real Mom?
Giles McArdell 4 years ago
Saw a similarly moronic post from a guy saying that a penis can still have a woman's eggs on it after sex and can transfer them to another woman.
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Vicky Z 4 years ago
Wait a little longer... if the kid is really smart when growing up then it's definitely not yours
Holes2Heaven 4 years ago
She should definitely NOT be raising a child!!! Chick has two brain cells fighting for third place!
Rob Woodman 4 years ago
Yahoo answers shut down in May because people wrote bs like this. It was considered funny and such. There are articles about it.
#11
Damn
Jon Steensen 4 years ago
Yikes! Dodged a bullet there, good fighting. What a psycopath who is dreadfully aware of what he is doing do not seem to feel any kind of shame of it.
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
To know you are "picking off the weakest member of the herd" and voluntarily say you are manipulating on purpose is staggering. It's so gross
Jamma 4 years ago
He didn't even spell 'herd' right. But an over-confident dumb guy is somehow scarier than a smart person.
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Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
"Gee, thanks? Anyway, the FBI might be knocking at your door...don't, like, resist or whatever..."
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Valisbourne Spiritforge 4 years ago
Way to say you've never made a woman happy without saying it.
wow that's fantastic 4 years ago
yo this is just exposing yourself as a fking... y'know what nvm
#12
Got Arrested For Being Selfish, Plz Feel Sorry For Me
Call Me Mars 4 years ago (edited)
Thank you. I thought it said "dueling," was very confused.
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Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
One of my best friends died because of someone like this asshole. He was just 28 years old, whole life ahead of him, and had just started a career as a highschool teacher. Whoever this is can go to hell along with their horrible frozen tamales.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
It's high time that DUI was considered a terroristic act. After all, you are driving a 2 ton killing machine and you are taking the risk that innocent people get killed.
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
Take his driver's license, not allowed to drive anymore. Some countries have this law.
Louloubelle 4 years ago
Not the US, and specifically where I live in Wisconsin. It almost seems like a badge of honor to have at least one DUI here. My daughter had a co-worker who got her first DUI at 21, hit the back of a stopped cop car with it's lights going; got her second at 23, when she ran into a house. One person was hurt, because she bounced off a car first. Luckily, not fatally. She has since gotten 2 more, and she's about 28. And still has her license. We suck.
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Mshauri Mazuri 4 years ago
Everyone should understand, specially teenagers, that getting DUI is not going to make you a celebrity, if you're lucky, you could just get a ticket, but worse, you could be in jail. Imagine the worse thing that could happen. And having a NICE FACE is not gonna save you either.
Caroline Pichette 4 years ago
Ew looks like there is a pube in the bottom left....hope he ate it.
Vanessa noted, however, that we should strive to prevent our embarrassment from turning into shame. While blushing a bit is perfectly fine and even healthy, deep-seated shame leads to serious long-term problems.
“What you want to be careful not to do is to let embarrassment morph into the more destructive self-conscious emotion of shame, where you feel so badly about a minor mistake that you start to think there is something wrong with you and feel the need to completely disappear and hide away yourself,” she said.
#13
Blunder Years Taken To A New Level
Donna Leske 4 years ago
At least he was fully committed to it. Gotta give him that.
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zovjraar me 4 years ago
at least they can look back and laugh at themselves. we all do dumb stuff!
iblowsheep 4 years ago
i went through a phase like that,........when i was in 2nd grade....for about a week, maybe 2
Bama Belle 4 years ago (edited)
I grew up in the 80's, with 80's hair. I invested in Aquanet. Top that.
BetweenTheCracks 4 years ago
I see your Aqua Net and raise you three different, clashing colors of eyeshadow, Cyndi Lauper style!
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Apparently You’re Supposed To Obsessively Check Tinder Every Second Of Your Life
Lilly Rose Poppy 4 years ago
My jaw literally dropped the moment I read that, I would block them,delete the app and just get away from them!
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Susan Bosse 4 years ago
He needs to see about a group discount with the guy who was given the wrong number by Hannah.
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Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
Wow, they haven't even met and he's already trying to give her orders? Hard pass.
Wayne Dorman 4 years ago
This person will 100% be abusive. What a c**t! Please tell me she binned his ass off?
BetweenTheCracks 4 years ago
He talks like that to the wrong person, it'll be HIM who ends up dead. And the world would be better for it!
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#15
Gotta Keep Busy On Those Snow Days
Bama Belle 4 years ago
My sister busted a guy on FB in a similar fashion. His two children were taken from him and his wife because the kids were neglected, underweight and being raised in filth. They didn't even try to get their little girls back, let them stay in the system. The two divorce and dad moves out of state. Now he's got a new wife and two step kids who praise him on FB for being such a good father. My sister gets on there and asks him about his other kids, the ones CPS took from him. It was hilarious.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
No, she would not. Please, shitty fathers : leave us alone and die.
David carro 4 years ago
I am 52. I play pc games. when I do so, i like doing it with my teen son. Some others share fishing. I hate fishing. I do not see the problem on this post.
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
Your son's name wouldn't happen to be Braxton, would it?
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littlesaresare 4 years ago
I assume this is pre-covid? My initial thought was that he was in quarantine, in which case... no, his daughter should not be seeing him.
So even if we do mess up and post something cringey on social media or send out a message that makes others feel very uncomfortable, we have to embrace our embarrassment and prevent it from morphing into shame. At the end of the day, we have to forgive ourselves and focus on our mental health. And that means being kind to ourselves no matter our mistakes in public. Though… that requires being aware of these mistakes in the first place!
#16
The Shortest And Most Bizarre Conversation I've Ever Had
A.E. Marlowe 4 years ago
People love to use that line when they are upset and don't have a valid reason to be
Load More Replies... Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago (edited)
I can't fathom why anyone would tell what they are doing and where they are or will be at certain time if they don't know who they are communicating with. I would never give out name, location or any other info to some unknown person. First reply should have been "I am sorry who is this?".
Boodah Jones 4 years ago
all they said was "bout to go on a run"...that's not a location
Load More Replies... wow that's fantastic 4 years ago
remind me of my friend who texted an entire group chat at 3am to tell us to stop chatting tho we weren't
Wayne Dorman 4 years ago
Yeah, you'd probably end up buried under some bushes if you went on a run with that guy.
Proper Panda 4 years ago
I would send a message that was a copy and paste of the webster definition of harassment
Veronica Cross 2 years ago
YEAH KATHERINE STOP HARASSING HIM (idk she just feels like a Katherine)
#17
Iq +500
Shelley DuVal 4 years ago
there is no help for these idiots, because they just do not listen, ever.
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M O'Connell 4 years ago
This person has no concept of the amount of scrutiny a scientific concept must endure before it can even be called a "theory."
Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago
the evidence before me makes me logically conclude that guy is a jackass
Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
Ugh. Theories HAVE evidence, my dude. You're thinking of hypotheses (and even those have some evidence, or no one would bother).
iblowsheep 4 years ago
someone doesn't even know the fundamental idea of the scientific method
Ben Steinberg 4 years ago
Today I found out Einstein was a real person. I always thought he was a theoretical physicist... /s
#18
The Super Bowl Is Older Than America
#19
He Left His Flash On
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
I approve of the dirty look the whole restaurant seems to be giving him
Kona Pake 4 years ago
It’s the same guy who turns up the light on his phone and answers his phone in the theater.
Load More Replies... Chicago Kitty 4 years ago
She looks terrified- what is wrong with people? Whatever happened to basic manners and common sense?
louise 4 years ago
the flash adds some contrast, so the restaurant looks darker than it is
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Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago
I'd assume he yelled her name to get her to look up.
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Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
I'd be taking photos of the bowls in wooden boxes on the table. Can someone please explain the cuisine or?
#20
I Lost My Grandson In Walmart
May 4 years ago
Did you tie it tightly around you neck? Or did you make a mask out of a plastic bag? Or are you simply a lying moron?
Just a girl with a brain 4 years ago
Ah yes this is why surgeons forget what they’re doing in the middle of surgery and faint from lack of air so often 🙄
littlesaresare 4 years ago
These same people would sue if they got sepsis from their surgeons not wearing a mask
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if these anti-mask/ vaccine idiots would just be honest and say I don't want to wear a mask or get a vaccine because I don't like them and i refuse to give a s**t about anyone else but me, rather than make up b.S., i would still not respect them but, maybe at least not want to kick them in the the throat.
Annamagelic 4 years ago (edited)
I'd like to see someone call her out on this. " Oh no! Grandma, you're having episodes of sudden memory loss?! We better get you to the doctor right away! We will make sure to get you the best treatment we can for your dementia. "
Watching 4 years ago
Republicans have done their people a disservice by making them so utterly stupid.
Louloubelle 4 years ago
And their constituency will be the ones dying off. I'm not sure that's going to help them get reelected.
Load More Replies... Janet C 4 years ago
The surgeon who spent 7 hours on my spinal surgery thinks you're a whiney little baby. And you lie.
Ann Coffman 4 years ago
I hope that surgery worked out well for you. I agree with your point, if medical professionals can wear masks ALL DAY then wearing a thin, lightweight mask for 20-30 mins in the store should not be a bother. If they truly can't do that, then should stay home, for their own health and everyone else's. Take care.
Load More Replies... Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
Yet surgeons can wear masks constantly through hours and hours of surgery without forgetting what they're doing. Amazing. They must be superhuman.
John Topper 4 years ago
I regularly put these masks on end stage COPD patients in crisis who are literally barely breathing enough to keep them alive and it makes no difference.
MyCatsTheRealPanda 4 years ago
Shhh don't tell her or let her grandkids know. They might find out granny's just a wacko and then will be really scared and confused!
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My Roommate Tried To Get An IKEA Delivery To Our Apartment. They Called And Refused To Drive Into Our Complex, Saying She’d Have To Grab The Bookcase From Their Truck And Drive It To Our House. After Irritatedly Doing So In Her Pjs And Barely Speaking To Delivery Guys, She Got This Message Today
Courage the Cowardly Dog 4 years ago
I like how Adam adds that 'he's going to church' to convince the lady to trust him.
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Fulsome Kitten 4 years ago
I lived in an apartment with leaky ceiling. The complex sent some creepy guy into my home where he stayed for 6 hours working very slowly and talking AT me until almost 10pm. Waaaayy beyond business hours. Then he asked me to go to a bar with him because he thought we "connected". In his mind, it was a meet-cute with a woman half his age. In my mind, it was a terrifying evening of being sexualized and intimidated in my own home by some strange dude who realistically could've killed/raped me. Reported it. Nothing happened. Creepy men win again.
K Witmer 4 years ago
Yes I had this happen w a cable guy. I know exactly how you feel. So sorry this happened to you . I reported my predator too and they said they'd look into it. He's still working for the cable company.
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Mimi777 4 years ago
When I bought my car, a week later a guy who worked there as a salesman not the one who sold me my car but another one, texted me and told me he got my number out of their system. He asked me out on a date. I said no.
Honu 4 years ago (edited)
I worked in a shop once that kept a record of our customers' contact information. One of my coworkers did that. Fortunately the woman contacted the store and complained and he was immediately fired.
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Elia Klein 4 years ago
I wonder what would have been a good way to ask her out ? Face to face probably ? I mean using her contact that he got through his job is a massive invasion of privacy. He knows where she lives and her phone number, even if he's polite in the text it's scary.
A B C 4 years ago
That's easy: None. She was forced into interaction with him due to their common business, so it should stay completely professional. Period. If they happen to meet another time off-business and he uses "hey, didn't I deliver something to your place a couple days ago?" as a conversation starter, that's different, but as of this, there is no non-cringy way of turning this into a private encounter.
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Derek Clark 4 years ago
This happened to me a couple of times. I don't even get how these idiots don't realize how intrusive and unwanted it is. I ordered something, I didn't order a date, thanks. Somebody even asked me out as I was bringing my dog which had passed away to be cremated. Now I just telll people I have 12 cats. Works like a charm.
AspieGirl88 4 years ago
Wow, that’s VERY wrong! Certainly not acceptable when you’re trying to say goodbye to your beloved pet! So sorry that happened to you. 😟💔🐕
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Stephanie Hewitt 4 years ago
What if she didn't have a car? What's the point of furniture delivery if they do t deliver it?
#22
Sure, This Definitely Happened
Dan Buczynski 4 years ago
Then I rose, humbly waved, and tipped my hat to the teacher, saying "M'lady".
Soap 4 years ago
I was crowned Lord of Poems, sent to write and fix all the poems of the greatest writers.
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Andy 4 years ago
Haha, that was my thought exactly, if your going to lie about how good your poem was, is the president really the best reference you can think of?
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Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they) 4 years ago
And then the board clapped!! One of the desks threw a rose at me and I caught it!!
K Killian 4 years ago
Am I the only one thrown off by the singular nature of this applause?
Load More Replies... Katie Lutesinger 4 years ago
You forgot the part where your four-year-old totally verbally destroyed someone you disagree with and then the manager comped your meals.
Yort 4 years ago
And then everybody clapped for the teacher who was Albert Einstein.
Load More Replies... Vanta Black 4 years ago
Why would anyone guess a random poem was by "the president"? Also, what is "an applause"?
Louloubelle 4 years ago
Apparently that is what the great poet laureates receive. So much better than a general "received applause".
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#23
Very Big Brain
BlackestDawn 4 years ago
In my experience not many (when speaking english) use the full tumble drier but rather just drier, so there is that.
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Thomas Sweda 4 years ago
But you can dry your hair after a shower. Go ahead, just get in, and ask a friend to start it. (There, another idiot eliminated.)
Rens 4 years ago
I was living in a shared house once, saw this girl putting her *dripping* wet laundry into the dryer. I had to explain to her that dryers cannot drain water away and she needs to put it back in the washing machine for a spin cycle first! To be honest she wasn't stupid she just had absolutely no life skills.
#24
Friend Just Sent Me This. Sweet Recovery Bro
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 4 years ago
That and "my roomate wrote it" are getting old.
Load More Replies... Wayne Dorman 4 years ago
I like how they suddenly pretended to be drunk at the end. 10 out of 1o for style but minus several billion for good thinking.
StrawberryParfait 4 years ago
Men who beg for nudes are simply advertising how rare it is for them to actually see a naked woman. Wonder why that is?
Pink Floydian Panda 4 years ago
Excellent idea! Or have campus security do it.
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Nope
Duncan Rogers 4 years ago
Bloody Hell! She needs to be slapped upside the head. THEN educated.
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Loretta 4 years ago
Do you think it matters? (I'm not from the US, I don't know.)
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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Not just us, they're embarrassing the whole species. Americans. Mexicans. French. Welsh. Congolese. Maori. Everyone.
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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
All those sparkles in her filter can't take the ignorance and bigotry outta that smirk 😡😡
John Topper 4 years ago
Just going to point out it looks like she is just doing a charcoal mask and someone easily could have made this to attack her. Not saying that's the case, but it is extremely plausible.
Otter 4 years ago
I also think it's a charcoal mask, but the fact is, there are plenty of stupid and clueless people out there who aren't afraid to make s**t like this public.
Load More Replies... Anagram margana 4 years ago
Well, even if you came to whatever senses you may possess and deleted that pic, you’ll always wonder A) how many people copied and posted it elsewhere… with your name, and B) when, not if, a future potential employer will find it.
Katinka Min 4 years ago
Moment ago, I did a truly godaweful fauy-pas. Seeing this, I suddenly feel MUCH better.
Max 4 years ago
No. It used to, but we have specifically taken her off the 'lives with value' list for this crap.
-alex_the_trans_demon- 4 years ago
She's on the 'Let's hope something kills her before I do' list.
Load More Replies... Wayne Dorman 4 years ago
People like this are the reason WHY we have to say things like Black Lives Matter. Jesus christ!
#26
CEO Of A Neighboring Company, They Decided To Join Us And Close. Giving Us Their Clientele For A Percentage Out Of Profit. Texted Him Our Emails, He In Return Lost The Contract And Business. Making Him Send Us His Clients With No Profit
May 4 years ago
In what world would that text be ok to send to someone you have a business relationship with? So icky!
Courage the Cowardly Dog 4 years ago
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Load More Replies... Pink Floydian Panda 4 years ago
Does that text conversation go with #29? I totally don't get what the connection is between the heading of CEO losing clients and and exponentially cringe foot fetish text conversation. Did he get fired for requesting the foot pics from Sydney?
Honu 4 years ago
Some people are sexually turned on by feet. It's fairly common, actually. Not my thing, but not like it's hurting anyone. Him hitting OP up for pics is creepy, and completely inappropriate in a business setting, but that's separate from feet being his thing. "Send me pics to get me off" is it's own problem whether he wanted nudes or feet or a picture of her right thumb.
Load More Replies... Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago
Good lord, that should have been shown to a manager and business with that client cut immediately. Management should also probably invest in a texting service rather than using employee phones. What in the actual hell...
#27
Mia Farrow Wishes Her Adopted Black Daughter Happy Birthday On Twitter, Googles "Mia Farrow And Her Black Children" To Find A Picture Of Her To Post
May 4 years ago
There's something 'off' about Mia Farrow. I watched the Farrow vs Allen doc, and just can't make sense of her.
Kristin Ingersoll 4 years ago
And there's something super off about Allen. The combo was doomed!
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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 4 years ago
Right? I mean, who has his phone battery at 96%!
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Leslie Burleson 4 years ago
Maybe she'd seen one pop up before and she liked the image so was looking for it that way.
RaroaRaroa 4 years ago
You'd think you'd find one of your own photos of your own child to wish them happy birthday. I guess she doesn't have any.
Load More Replies... Amelia Lewin 4 years ago
Idk what's more sad that she doesn't have pics of her own kid or that she thought she could get away with that
#28
Girl I Hooked Up With Tries Desperately To Get Me To Hang Out And Eventually Fakes A Pregnancy In An Attempt To Hustle Me For Drugs/Money
Jill Hojnacki 4 years ago
Maybe. Or, maybe she’s just scared and desperate. Choosing to have an abortion should be her choice. Having free health care should be her right. Getting paid a living wage at her job should be a requirement. Any combination of those things would go a long way toward lessening her desperation. They might even result in her choosing NOT to abort, getting off whatever blow she’s using, climbing out of the hellhole she’s dug herself into, and building a happy, healthy, mentally-stable family w/wo a partner. Unfortunately, right now . . . In the richest country in the world . . . The Land of the Free:: The USA . . . She doesn’t have any of that.
Load More Replies... Bama Belle 4 years ago
I can't believe he had unprotected sex with that desperate and vapid moron. "...because of brevity of our encounter..."? It takes only ONE time! I hope he's learned a valuable lesson.
K Witmer 4 years ago
Doesn't have to be unprotected sex to get pregnant s**t happens all the time but yes there is clearly something wrong w this woman
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Daphne Williams 4 years ago
No way, I would have paid for the abortion anyway, as a public service.
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Steven Meyer 4 years ago
I like how she’s more concerned about getting bud and blow rather than for her supposed pregnancy.
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
Maybe keep it in your pants until you actually know the other person...
Pink Floydian Panda 4 years ago (edited)
True enough. Everyone is ready to destroy the young woman, and she did do a terrible thing. But he knew exactly what he was getting himself into and the potential consequences of having unprotected sex with someone he had met by text a few hours prior. He is no innocent. Forget pregnancy, what about AIDS, syphilis, Hepatitis C, or any of the other million potential negative consequences of unprotected sex with a complete stranger?
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Instant Regret
#30
You’re Joking, Right?
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Theory on the fly(this is news to me too): Abraham Lincoln was invented and acted by the Easter bunny (stovepipe hat covers ears). Orchestrated by lizard people and reverse vampire a la milhouse
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Devil's Advocate 4 years ago
Jesus is widely regarded as having been an actual person, just (probably) not the son of God, just some normal human dude. I don't know who TF doesn't believe in Abraham Lincoln though!
Lavender 1 year ago
Jesus is a real person and the son of God. He humbled himself and came to Earth so that he could live a perfect life and die on the cross for the sins of everyone ever to live, whether they cared about him or not.
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Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago (edited)
Of course Jesus is real, I saw a picture of him and Trump riding on an eagle with AK47s (*sarcasm)
John Topper 4 years ago
So ur going to believe that the Titanic was a real boat but Noah's arc wasn't? Okay.
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago (edited)
My dude, regarding your post saying that "Christians and Catholics actually believe this nonsense", you have effectively been used as a cow's digestive system. No sensibly or reasonably educated human being believes these things, and Catholics are at least moderately well-educated at the least.
Load More Replies... CatWoman312 4 years ago
I mean I don’t deny the existence of Jesus, but we have actual tangible evidence of Lincoln so…
Henry Cheves 4 years ago
Jesus was definitely real. I'm just not sure about the "son of God" and "coming back to life" parts.
Lavender 1 year ago
There is evidence that the Romans tried to find an excuse for an empty tomb(which would only be empty if the dead person inside rose to life and left). Plus, how could an average man roll a hundred pound stone and then defeat tens of Roman soldiers? He is the Son of God and He is coming back.
Load More Replies... Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago (edited)
She can't really think that some people think Jesus did not exist, right?
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
Ah to quote the classics "And I’m thinking you weren’t burdened with an overabundance of schooling"
#31
What’s Your Diversity
Lisa Chambers 4 years ago
Except she doesnt have this whole "diversity" thing going on.
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ThatOneWriter 4 years ago
Also, as a point really specific to this guy's choice in words: Do not call Native women "Pocahontas". Even if you just /think/ a woman is Native. It's not a compliment. It's generalizing and gross, especially because the actual Pocahontas was 12 and her story is incredibly tragic.
Stannous Flouride 4 years ago
Reminds me of "Back to the Future" when George McFly says, "I am your density..." to Lorraine.
K Witmer 4 years ago
Yes that's right bc it's racist. Glad you understand that. Black women woc have been used as a fetish and used for sex/raped /sexualized by white supremacists for far too long
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#32
Great Faceswap 👌🏻
Daniel Marsh 4 years ago (edited)
I'm lost... Did she put her face into a picture of a Capitals player and someone else? (Or vice versa) and get busted? Or did the Capitals acccuse her of a face swap, and it really was her Dad and oops they should've realized he wasnt one of their guys, either?
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
This is a totally normal picture, there is no face swap. That's the reason it is funny. It is like if you asked a person when she expects her child to be born and she is actually not pregnant, just fat.
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#33
These Iraqi Workers Gave Back 30.000 Us $ They Found, And They Were Rewarded With 1 Copy Of The Quran
Bama Belle 4 years ago
Reminds me of the U.S. tourist who was left behind by an Australian scuba diving tour group. Luckily, they found him where they left him, bobbing in the ocean. To apologize, they gave him a coupon for a free dinner.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 4 years ago
Sounds pretty Australian to me.... I loved it there, but man, 'laisser faire' is a very valid description of their attitude 😁
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Ruth Riegler 4 years ago
That's despicable - they returned $30,000 & got a Quran (which I'd guess they'd already have copies of). I'I bet they regret handing the money in.
Tina Hugh 4 years ago
Yeah, I don’t understand that level of honesty either
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Troux 4 years ago (edited)
Not sure why anyone needed to have a public photo of this exchange, but they should not have assumed they get a reward for giving something back to the person it belongs to.
Vicky Z 4 years ago
Unfortunately not everyone would do that and in some countries you still get some amount because you found the money and returned them
Load More Replies... Jess Thompson 4 years ago
F*****g hell, look at their reaction 😭 😂 next time keep that s**t lmao lesson: learned
#34
A Classic
SlartyBlartFast 4 years ago
Well, technically he did get between her legs (in a manner of speaking) (intended as a joke, don't get offended)
Billy Maguire 4 years ago
Not quite on the shoulders of giants, but still a TRUE friend, it seems.
Abraham Mezquita 4 years ago
Why would you even do that? I mean I can't picture myself as any of these three persons...
J 4 years ago
It should be dropping her to the floor just for having the never to do that.
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I Didn't Know Where To Post This. But This Kills Me Hahaha
K Witmer 4 years ago
In the US all of our money is the same color and size. The only way to tell it apart is the artwork and numbers denoting worth
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Elisabeth Harris 4 years ago
Yeah, nothing like implying a girl’s a prostitute to really get them going, work’s none of the time but it’s admirable folks keep trying it.
JD Lee 4 years ago
Wow. What is the deal with all these? The theme I’m seeing here is; Manipulative & insecure so play the victim, & when that doesn’t work, lie or attack. In what world is that attractive? As a woman these are the opposite of being able to feel safe with this person, & it’s both scary & smarmy.
#36
When You Need Asterisks For Your Asterisks
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
That's what happens to the Qanons when i hit them with the Replacewithalanturinginator.
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#37
Inner Monologue As Tinder Opener
Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 4 years ago
Wow, this seems like one of those self proclaimed "nice guys" trying to play it off... *gags*
Fulsome Kitten 4 years ago
"Talking about one's self in the 3rd person is pretty cringe." ...she said wondering if she too would be ignored and unanswered.
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#38
Guy Messages Me This Through My Facebook Ad...
A B C 4 years ago
I assume "blue" to sit with their phone in hands, read that text and be like "what the f*ck just happened here?"
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
"what the f*ck just happened here?" is exactly what I am thinking.
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Zedrapazia 4 years ago
My fiance loves to draw as a hobby, posts it online. We both can't believe how many people message him and try to get pictures of him or try to flirt/date because they assume he's a woman. And I'm genuinely sorry for all female artists who surely have to deal with that even more.
Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
But didn't you know that whenever a woman can be perceived by a man she's only doing it to attract sexual attention? There is literally no other reason why a woman would make herself perceivable by men.
#39
Miley Cyrus’ Brother Dmed Somebody In My Insta Feed Because She Commented “Gross” On A Pic He Posted Of Himself Choking His Fiancé. Not Sure Where To Post This
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
What has Miley Cyrus to do with this? It's a douche acting like a douche on social media. Who cares about his family ties and who cares about him?
Kate 4 years ago
Because unfortunately like Noah Cyrus, Trace Cyrus only got his .5 seconds of fame because of who his little sister was, not because of any talent on his own part.
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Liam Farranree 4 years ago
Trace should rename his house "Decency" because that's the only way for him to get a trace of deceny
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 4 years ago (edited)
Too many. Actually they are 5 siblings and, shocking, they are all singers, actresses, DJ's
Load More Replies... StrawberryParfait 4 years ago
There is nothing sexy about strangulation. It can cause serious harm, including stroke, or death days after the act. If you need so many weird little bells and whistles to get off, then you are bad at sex. If a man wants to strangle you in bed, then he hates you, and his violence toward you will escalate. Stay safe and faaaar away from the little Ted Bundys in training, ladies! Men who are good in the sack and actually know how to bring you to orgasm don't need do this kind of s**t. Only dudes who don't know how to give you actual pleasure go for violence in the sheets.
Yort 4 years ago
There’s a way to do it safely, but it’s super gross to post photos of your kink online. We did not consent to be a part of his strangulation kink.
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#40
He Tracked Her Down To Find Her Real Name
A B C 4 years ago
"You gave me a wrong name AND a wrong number, so you MUST be into me" - in which reality does this make sense?
sam puckett 4 years ago
"you can come over if u want" *grabs gun and stands at front door at eye level, waiting for him to walk in*
A_BadlyDrawnBearPic 4 years ago
Do we actually care about zodiac signs THAT much? That's probably just a common misconception on their part-
A_fangirling_Demigod_witch 4 years ago
it is. all I know is that I'm cancer🤷
Load More Replies... Pink Floydian Panda 4 years ago
The restraining order says no, but your eyes say yes...... What a creep. And what a mistake she made by forgetting to change her number along with her name.
#41
I Wonder If He Will Take Me To Court? 👀
Sarcastic Cow 4 years ago
Make him refund your make-up, dress, perfume and time for that date.
Whatshername 4 years ago
Wow, so many people here agree with the one who ordered the expensive drink (whatever the gender). Didn't expect that. Okay, the other one shouldn't ask for a refund. But how dare you order such an expensive drink on a (first?) date? Have some manners if you're on the receiving end. Or offer to split the bill. If course we don't know what really happened. Reading this I kinda get the feeling they both set us back a couple of decades.
Yort 4 years ago
Yeah, like it’s gross to demand a refund for a date but it’s also really weird to order something that much more expensive than the other person’s and not at least split the bill. Sounds like she just wanted a free, expensive drink and we’re supposed to crap on the guy because he’s a guy.
Load More Replies... Tina Hugh 4 years ago
I'd pay him back. I've done that before. I wouldn't want to accept anything, not even a drink, from this person
Pink Floydian Panda 4 years ago
Smart move, I had never considered that before. That would certainly send the message about not being interested loud and clear and he would have nothing to complain and brood angrily about afterwards.
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Maddie Star ⭐ 4 years ago
so, I kind of am on the side of 8.30 ($ 11.40)is a s**t ton for one drink on a first date. they were taking the piss- but also it is slightly cringe asking for the money back.
Bob Belcher 4 years ago
I'd have to agree. Not sure of the full context but typically if you see the other person ordering ordering something cheap you follow their lead especially if you expect them to pay. $12 for a drink is pretty pricy. But then again, maybe she offered to pay and he insisted but then got mad after this. You just never know.
Load More Replies... Pink Floydian Panda 4 years ago (edited)
Oh boy! Incel insanity strikes again. This is why first meeting should be for cup of coffee or something small like that so you do not have crazy incel guy calculating how much you owe him because you did not sleep with him within 15 minutes of meeting him. Be wary, but also remember these guys are the exception and not the rule.
Yort 4 years ago
You also shouldn’t order a $12 drink on the first date when the other person only ordered a $3 one.
Load More Replies... Valerie Smart 3 years ago
Maybe she drank that big bottle to help her escape what a fu king nightmare you turned out to be
Renee C. 4 years ago
And spending the equivalent of $12 on a first date wasn't expensive in my opinion? A meal is more than that,and of she was trying to be a good digger, I'm pretty sure she would've ordered a meal or something else. I think this was her being polite, not wanting to turn him down out right. Possibly, she expected it be dutch, and he may have insisted. I wouldn't order something that I wouldn't enjoy if it was my intention to pay for it myself.
#42
Me, 6 Years Ago On This Day Thinking I'm Popular
sam puckett 4 years ago
Let me correct that for you 🙂. Notifications:7(all from apps) messages:1(from mom)
Siv Øiesvold 4 years ago
The title says it's the OP, so I think they've realised this. No need to give a dig in, when they do a self own.
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Kelly Hartle 4 years ago
Sorry, but being the most popular on Facebook is like being the craziest person in the insane asylum.
#43
Influencer Doing Deadlifts In The Middle Of The Street
May 4 years ago
Street looks empty - as long as they're not disturbing traffic, they're not hurting anyone
A B C 4 years ago
Could we PLEASE get rid of the word "influencer" (and maybe the people that call themselves that as well)?
Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago
come on man. that is 10 lbs in bumper plates. That's not really influence worthy. Plus his form is going deform his spine. Apologies if i sound like a dickhead, but influencers have their heads up their asses.
A B C 4 years ago (edited)
Judging by his pose, he's not gonna lift it anyways but just posing for the photo. "Influencer".
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#44
That Time In 2014 That I Meant To Text My Sister About My Stepmom’s Gift, But Actually Texted My Stepmom. Funny Now. Was Not Funny Then
Panda Mona 4 years ago
What do I do? To be honest ... I'm sending this message to Mary, pretending it was a mistake :-)
#45
The First Tweet From Our New Congressman...
Wayne Dorman 4 years ago
To be honest, you could have just left the bio. Being conservative is generally pretty cringe.
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
So he's not really there to serve the people, just the Republicans. Typical.
Kelly Hartle 4 years ago
Funny how some people claim they love our country but hate most of the people in it.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
don't even use the right flag for the part they do like smhmh my head
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Amanda Sherland 4 years ago (edited)
The friend he was in the car accident (that left him in a wheelchair) with said he left him for dead. A real nice guy here.
Dan Buczynski 4 years ago
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said your name was Madison. That can't be right. Oh, it is? Oh I'm so sorry.
#46
What The
A B C 4 years ago
I think you meant to write 'psychotic predator'. I seriously think that people like that are very, very dangerous.
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wow that's fantastic 4 years ago
yeah i think the one on top was reposted
Load More Replies... Dan Buczynski 4 years ago
I have to assume he's entangled in Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth or whatever.
Pink Floydian Panda 4 years ago
WANTED: Unintelligent, easily manipulated, weak, mentally unstable, immature, unsettled, unattractive, and powerless woman for serious relationship. Ughh, what an a-hole! I need to take a hot shower and cleanse myself spiritually and physically.
#47
Delivered Lunch To A Guy At His Workplace Today Who Had Trouble Taking A Hint
MiriPanda 4 years ago
Ladies, stop apologising for being married, being in a relationship or for not wanting to date or text a guy!
Rob Woodman 4 years ago
She’s trying to be professional as that’s a work number.
Load More Replies... Servali 4 years ago
If they start calling, it's easy to see who it is and not answer.
Load More Replies... Devil's Advocate 4 years ago
I don't want to be creepy he says, right before being SUPER creepy
#48
Do Not Praise A False Idol
Donkey boi 4 years ago
He 'Choose the higher rode of wit and reason'??? I'm guessing the wit part is 'F*****t' if he's trying to sound clever and can't even spell the word 'Road'.
#49
I Would Be Creeped Out...
May 4 years ago
How can you accidentality kiss someone? In what scenario would your mouth be that close to someone else's mouth, that that could happen?
Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 1 year ago (edited)
what would you do if a baseball bat slammed you between the eyes...? ...accidentally, of course.
Dean Armstrong 2 years ago
Read about this in a Zane Gray novel. Didn't make sense then, either!
#50
Yikes
Xandra 4 years ago
A desperate attempt to seem "different" or "interesting", which instead probably makes people look up mental institutions for that person...
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Sooploosh MacSchnibble 3 years ago
For any Godzilla fans out there, does this remind you of Destoroyah? That monster who killed Godzillas son and took joy in destruction.
#51
The Amount Of 'Hi's In This Conversation
#52
Amy Schumer Tries To "Prank" Kanye West By Diving In Front Of Him And Pretending To Pass Out, Kanye Reacts By Walking Away
Demi Zwaan 4 years ago
Amy was never funny and Kanye has lost the ability to smile. This was never going to work.
Pink Floydian Panda 4 years ago
Don't get it. Does this reference something about Kanye I should be aware of?
#53
An Old Friend From High School Asks A Weird, Personal Question
Katinka Min 4 years ago
She might need a reference or advice and it apologetic about it. I don't see why this is weird, apart from the faux-pas,, which can happen to any of us.
#54
Yep
Joseph Kuhlman 4 years ago
At least they care. Although I guess they should have asked first. But what are you gonna do.
#55
2 Years Ago I Bought A Cake To Celebrate A Fictional Character's Birthday. I Really Had The Balls To Ask My Parents For Cake To Celebrate An Anime Girl's Birthday Ahahah
Douglas Turner 4 years ago
Sure, it's a little cringey, but it's a little sweet, too. A hard attachment to reality is overrated, as long as no-one gets hurt. Shout out to your parents for going along.
M O'Connell 4 years ago
What if I wanted to celebrate Shrek's birthday, just as an excuse to order a cake?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble 3 years ago
I celebrate Godzilla, King Kongs, King Ghidorah, Gigan, Gamera, and the birthdays of other kaiju.
#56
This.
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
This video stopped me from committing suicide once. Don't diss my Markimoo!
John C 4 years ago
Isn't this markaplier? (I only know from my kids, but I'm pretty sure I'm right). Youtubers will say just about anything for clicks, so quotes, ESP out of context, are 100% meaningless.
#57
He Threw A Pokemon Ball
Unwelcomed Guest 4 years ago
Ha that’s how I get the kids to be quiet for a few minutes I ask them what Pokémon they want to be and then I tell them I am Ash and throw imaginary poke balls at them and they stay quiet until I choose what Pokémon they were.. I always struggle to remember the names
Jacob Ross 4 years ago
Dude. That's awesome. I'mma use that one when I'm in class.
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Man Meets His Onlyfans Idol... For Only $10k
Chicago Kitty 4 years ago
I guess I'm old and out of the loop. What is onlyfans and why is this child meeting a grown man in a hotel room?
Elia Klein 4 years ago
It's the other way around. OF is a platform to buy content from creator, I guess 99% of content is sexual or related to 18+ content. So it's the guy who paid 10k to meet the girl (which -I hope- looks young but is an adult).
Load More Replies... Justin G 4 years ago
The situation is kind of creepy, but the people on the right are honestly being jerks
Daniel Marsh 4 years ago
I happen to be a conservative, but I wouldn't want to slander the left the way you just did. LOTS of leftists have problems with pedophiles, and not just when the perp is a Catholic priest.
Load More Replies... Daniel Marsh 4 years ago (edited)
What's cringier is that besides her enormous butt implants, she not only looks about 13, but she looks like she's totally going for the 13-year-old look.
Ni Sangra 4 years ago
if you don't mind let me change the narrative of that a little, what's cringer is that she not only looks about 13, but the fact that this clearly older man is into that and pays 10k to meet someone who looks like a child in a sexual context
Load More Replies... Jo Falkinder 4 years ago
Panda's... What is Only fans? I'm too frightened of what I'll find if I Google it but don't really understand just how gross it is what it is why etc
#59
He Feels Hungover
InfectedVoice 4 years ago
Because a hangover is from alcohol, not soda and m&ms.
Load More Replies... WildHoneyPie 4 years ago
Reminds me of the time one if the shelvers at work called in and said he couldn't come in that day. He said he'd eaten too many donuts and drank too much soda.
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First Name Last Name 4 years ago
There is nothing cringier than posting social media interactions and portraying them as reflective of how people interact with each other IRL. The lesson that this thread really ought to be teaching is how socially destructive social media is.
First Name Last Name 4 years ago
There is nothing cringier than posting social media interactions and portraying them as reflective of how people interact with each other IRL. The lesson that this thread really ought to be teaching is how socially destructive social media is.
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