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Have you ever unleashed your inner chef after binge-watching cooking shows? Charged with the new found knowledge, you get ready to whip up a culinary masterpiece. But instead of a delicious chicken vindaloo, the dish turns out to be a total disaster.

But hey, before you rate your dish a 1 out of 10, give yourself some brownie points for trying. After all, you don’t learn unless you try. So we at Bored Panda have collected some cooking misadventures that will make you chuckle and serve up a lesson or two on what not to do in the kitchen.

#1

A Lightbulb Moment

A Lightbulb Moment

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EP
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looking at the color of that lettuce it was going to be a very sad sad salad. This smashbulb was definitely welcomed!

John L
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess it would be foolish of me to ask why you had a light bulb sitting on your shelf?

Mike F
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was thinking that same thing. Call me silly, but my light bulbs are in a drawer.

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Ashley
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does add that extra crunch it probably needed.

HTakeover
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That lettuce is nowhere near dead. You still had a few days.

Smiley MG
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thy Cabbage hath suffered enough...It doth not pass thru thy bowels.... Said God

Mitchell
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1 year ago

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That lettuce đŸ€ź

TheGoodBoi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God: "Order the pepperoni Susan. No? *smash* Order it."

DetriMentaL
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God: "you have my dressing, lettuce rejoice"

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    #2

    I Spent An Entire Day Baking Challah Bread, Only To Have It Stolen

    I Spent An Entire Day Baking Challah Bread, Only To Have It Stolen

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    Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Challah at ya boi.

    nancthetank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stollen is a different kind of bread


    Pie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For Thanksgiving we had a spiral ham. One roommate had to work. He was furious. It was very dramatic. We tried to push dinner early for him but the ham wasn't ready. We promised to wait on the ham. But the dogs got to it. We found it on the floor, half eaten. With dude's wife's blessing, we washed it off, cut the chew marks off, lied that we couldn't help ourselves and had to try the ham, and fed it to the working roommate. He never knew.

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cut around the teeth marks. Kidding! Gotta Google Challah bread. The loaf looks like a success! Dang that mischievous dog. Probably not the first time.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a sewing kit or actual cookies on the table? It is alarmingly clean and tidy there, especially considering the existence of a cheeky dog.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pup accepts your gracious offering

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    #3

    I Ran Out Of Food Coloring While Making Cookies And Now The Dough Looks Like A Transplantable Organ

    I Ran Out Of Food Coloring While Making Cookies And Now The Dough Looks Like A Transplantable Organ

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like meat. Make steak shaped cookies!

    Comfortably Numb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In pathology we'd call that a fleshy, ill-defined, mass with a empty cavitation

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bake a lot of cookies and never got this color. Something is wrong with your recipe and it's not food coloring; I don't use that.

    Milena B. G. Rosa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone bakes their own way, it don't means they're doing it wrong. Besides, running out of food coloring while making the cookies imply OP put food coloring and just didn't have enough to get the color wanted

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was a foot that needs moisturizer!

    EP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad you said it was dough! After the chicken pot disaster I thought this was an organ.

    Romek Vili
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know you need food coloring for cookies

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a need. Just an option.

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    MJisME
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liver cookies awesome 👌

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sweet bread looks like sweet bread. :D

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    Kitchen disasters can be quite entertaining as they make for memorable stories. Whether it's a failed attempt at cooking a gourmet meal or that time the smoke alarm went off because of burnt brownies, such mishaps add humor to our culinary adventures.

    But behind every spoilt dish lies a lesson waiting to be learned. Perhaps it's understanding the importance of reading a recipe or knowing the right temperature to bake delicate pastries. In order to become better cooks, we must keep practicing and expanding our knowledge about the ingredients and the techniques used.

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    #4

    My Favorite Genre Of Social Media Post Is “People Screwing Up Food To A Diabolical Extreme And Then Going “Oopsies!” As If It’s Nothing”

    My Favorite Genre Of Social Media Post Is “People Screwing Up Food To A Diabolical Extreme And Then Going “Oopsies!” As If It’s Nothing”

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's no cooking, that's cremation.

    HF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    follow me for more Carbonite chicken recipes!

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what insane heat have you got your stovetop on that this is even possible? it's literally cremated, and a cremation retort is literally over 800 degrees (or 1500 for you americans using farenheit) and no oven should be that hot!

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did they leave the head on? Whatever it's gross looking,

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? Didn't the smoke alarm go off?

    Fluffy mommy panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is why the chicken don't cross the street. " Hey, John don't cross the street, you'll be nothing but bones dude."

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    #5

    Fiance Accidentally Left A Pot Of Simple Syrup On The Stove To Burn And Made An Asteroid

    Fiance Accidentally Left A Pot Of Simple Syrup On The Stove To Burn And Made An Asteroid

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a science experiment called "pharaoh snake"

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and this is the lung of a smoker. (the healthy non-smoker lung is the cookie dough above without sufficient food coloring.)

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disasteroid.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caught a meteorite with my pot. Wasn't too hard imo...

    Theora Fifty-five Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this while making candied flowers. The smoke was impressive. ADHD is super-fun.

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pot of "simple syrup"?! Oh yeah, marry THIS guy/girl.

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The partner may well be absolutely wonderful in all other areas, but hopeless in the kitchen.

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    MJisME
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Simple" syrup was not to simple after all 😂

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    #6

    My Mixer Took Its Own Life

    My Mixer Took Its Own Life

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    Sandy D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, it's a kitchen aid. RIP poor mixer

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kitchen aid stand mixers are heavy, more like rip poor floors-

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    Living Example
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did any of you get to go to the Kitchen Aid concert? There was a good mix of bands but you kneaded a lot of dough to get in.

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * Crime scene was thoroughly investigated by Deputy C. A. Dawwg and determined that the cause of demise was an unfortunate self-inflicted fatal injury.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought a Kitchen Aid could survive a nuclear apocalypse.

    Fluffy mommy panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It said it was tired of this life. It said it gave you warning signs.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that was some kind of food and it’s dog safe- I hope it was yummy! đŸ¶đŸ€Ž

    Illifred
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These mixers are pretty heavy. Maybe there's a hole in the floor now that goes down to the center of the earth.

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog hit pay dirt. 💗

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    Back in the day, grandmas passed down handwritten notes filled with family recipes, detailing every ingredient and step needed to recreate their special dishes. They did this because without exact instructions, it would be incredibly difficult for moms and dads to make those heavenly delicacies.

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    Not knowing the exact steps can sometimes spoil the dish as you might mess up the proportions, leading to a bland or overly seasoned dish. Or you might forget crucial steps, such as allowing the meat to rest before slicing, resulting in weird texture and flavor. That is why keeping the recipe handy before entering the kitchen is a good practice.

    #7

    My Rat Cookies Definitely Didn't Turn Out Terribly Awry

    My Rat Cookies Definitely Didn't Turn Out Terribly Awry

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    OneWithRatsAndKefir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, one of my pet rats was ALMOST the size of the cookies in the outcome at the end of his lifespan; he was a big, fat lazy boy who loved sleep.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had two rats. One was thin and atheletic, other big and lazy.

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    Anne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freeze them first before baking, then they keep shape

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They turned into capybaras, lol.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could draw little beagle faces on them in icing. They look like they have adorable floppy ears.

    Stacy Creighton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could pass for hamster cookies, and either way they look delicious

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have been disappointed too

    Lady Miss Pie
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CHILL THE COOKIE DOUGH. This is a common but very stupid mistake. Also that has way too much butter. That’s why they’re so flat.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day is not lost, they shall still be enjoyed!

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    #8

    Stole Sausages While Cooking A BBQ

    Stole Sausages While Cooking A BBQ

    Our Grey ran to where we had the meat on a plate and he managed to grab a packet of sausages. Saw my girlfriend trying to grab them from him as I sat back and took a photo.

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at that face. “Mine.”

    Jennik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats once raided a neighbour's BBQ party while they were inside fetching more stuff. She ignored the meat - her thing was "catching" bread and she stole all their garlic bread and brought it to our place (over a 6-foot fence). We could hear them next door. "Isaac! Where did you put the garlic bread? I told you to put it on the table!". "But I did, Mum! I put it next to the salad!"

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still in the packet so good to use!

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if his gnashers punctured the package?

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    Rachel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the human’s fault if sausages were within reach and unguarded enough for that long nose To snatch them! Beautiful dog, I have a canine greyhound sister myself.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saving them from a fiery death.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, it's not even that early but for some reason that dog looked like a baby elephant to me. And my brain was like baby elephants like sausage, never knew. Wait. That's a dog. Derp.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, greyhounds, like most sighthounds, are extremely dolichocephalic - can see how a sighthound's muzzle would look a bit like a trunk XD

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    Cherrie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face. Zero regrets and a sneaky pride. Goodest boy

    tom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    person's leg is the same colour as the sausages

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    #9

    I Forgot To Put Water In My EZ Mac. Stepped Away To Change The Laundry While It Cooked For 3 Minutes

    I Forgot To Put Water In My EZ Mac. Stepped Away To Change The Laundry While It Cooked For 3 Minutes

    When I came back, the microwave was on fire and definitely gave me 6 different types of cancer.

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    MJisME
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest did this...he dubbed it black-aroni and cheese. đŸ˜” The smell lasted 2 months 👃

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didnt put enough water in my easy mac in my dorm in college. Stank up the entire building. I definitely pretended it wasn't me.

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this in my trailer, and had to replace the whole unit. Ruined the door seal.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin once set microwave on fire when he tried to cook instant soup with noodles. He didn't forgot to add water, but some dry noodles stayed above the water. Smell in his kitchen still remind him of that accident

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly looks like you welded some nails together. XD

    The Bad Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a summer camp, and one of the girls forgot to put water in their Mac and cheese. The whole building smelt like smoke for the rest of the day lol

    mooshoflove
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope all the OPs have Renters/Homeowners insurance.... Makes me nervous đŸ”„đŸš’

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    Different types of cookware conduct heat differently. Using the wrong utensils can have negative effects on the food. For instance, if you use the wrong pan, it can result in uneven heat distribution, causing certain veggies to cook too quickly or slowly compared to others.

    Certain recipes even require nonstick utensils to prevent ingredients from sticking to the bottom. Using regular cookware can result in ingredients adhering to the surface, burning them or making them difficult to remove without damage. So, you might have to serve guests amoeba-shaped pancakes.

    #10

    Do You Think My Lunch Is Done?

    Do You Think My Lunch Is Done?

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The f**k were you even trying to make? XD

    James Howell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me they didn't heat it up ON the stove!!! As in, not plug it in...but fire under the insta pot....

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought, and the "hot surface" light is lit, so it's probably what happened.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to know the story behind this one.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When even the face on the pot is spewing it out in disgust, I think you can say it's time to order food in.

    Ann Ledet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one expensive lunch! Now what's for dinner???

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    #11

    My Boyfriend Made Croissants This Way

    My Boyfriend Made Croissants This Way

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he think they roll themselves into their intended form?

    Daya Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure the is a picture of baked croissants on the package and maybe some nice little sketches with descriptions how to prepare them...

    pineapple87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would need to read instructions. Real men don't need instructions.

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    Nizumi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weaponized incompetence warning flag

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't belong here; this can still be eaten.

    Almost sunny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah just spread some jam on them, yummy

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    Erdot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't explain why, but these look like creesseeents.

    François Bouzigues
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP, you need an upgrade. At least on croissant. Possibly on the BF as well.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are crescent rolls, not croissants... The difference is mind blowing if you've had both. I like both, but I won't ever get them confused!

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he think a croissant is something entirely different?

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one seeing pieces of flesh..? đŸ€ą

    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to ask him if he ever saw what croissant looks like. XD

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    #12

    Housemate Heated Up Meatball Spaghetti In A Microwave And Left It There For 3 Weeks

    Housemate Heated Up Meatball Spaghetti In A Microwave And Left It There For 3 Weeks

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    NapQueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WITH A FORK ON THE PLATE?!

    Karen Krause
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they heated it up, but just put it there instead of putting it in the 'fridge.

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    OneWithRatsAndKefir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does
 does nobody use the microwave in that house all that often?!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it's Smurf flavored.

    Jesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    set the whole microwave on fire. with the plate inside

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just turn it on - the fork will take care of the fire

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    Scott Wilkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think i've ever gone three DAYS without using my microwave!

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you not use a microwave for 3 weeks? In my house we use it at least once per day.

    Robin Roper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have to throw out the microwave.

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    Another pro tip to remember is that some cookware materials, such as cast iron or copper, give the food a unique flavor. Never cook acidic foods in reactive cookware like aluminum, as it may alter the taste of the dish and cause discoloration.

    For instance, if you cook marinara sauce in aluminum cookware, the acidic tomatoes will react, resulting in a metallic taste. Similarly, marinating meats in citrusy lemon juice will tenderize the meat, but during cooking, it can turn grayish in color.

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    #13

    Rex "Helping" With The Baking

    Rex "Helping" With The Baking

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more worried he thought it was his litter box.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, worry less about a picture and getting Rex off quick! lol

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    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody's got to knead that dough.

    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make excellent supervisors.

    Natalie H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww!! Rex volunteered to knead the dough. 💖

    Erin Aardvark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, cats are natural bakers! They like to knead, so why not?

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    #14

    Forgot I Was Heating Oil For French Fries

    Forgot I Was Heating Oil For French Fries

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just please don't pour water while trying to extinguish it.

    Matt Wheeler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this advice was given too late.

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    tori Ohno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one simply isn't funny, it's terrifying and could have been tragic.

    Yettichild
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky you didn't burn your house down.

    JustMe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never leave the stove when heating oil!

    A Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never leave a kitchen when something is on the stove. Never leave the home even if the oven is on. Get a bloody egg timer.

    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One year my sister bought us all kitchen fire extinguishers, because it seemed like everyone had a story where they almost burned their house down

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why I use the oven for frying. Just spray with oil on the fries before putting them in the oven. I also set timers.

    Lyoness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're lucky the entire kitchen didn't go up in flames.

    David Shaw
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never, ever, ever, EVER walk away from hot oil. NEVER!

    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you had the heat up high enough.

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    #15

    How Not To Cook Spaghetti Squash

    How Not To Cook Spaghetti Squash

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    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also learned the hard way to poke holes in it or it will explode!

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fam and I always cut them in half, oil and season b4 baking.

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    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is all cooked, so there's that.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you ended up with spaghetti, so... mission accomplished?

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just googled what it is and I'm wondering why we don't have spaghetti squash here in Australia?

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grande Finale. What DID you do?!

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think I should try to learn to cook more with different kinds of squash. Then I see this and think, meh, never mind.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren’t they just for decorations anyway ?

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are actually very tasty, assuming you don't turn them into veggie bombs 😂

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    Apart from all these, it’s important to follow food safety guidelines. Improper handling, storage and cooking of food can lead to illnesses caused by bacteria or viruses. Some of the common culprits include undercooked meat, keeping perishable items at room temperature and cross-contamination of raw and cooked foods.

    #16

    Made My Mom A Birthday Cake From Scratch, Only To Trip When I Got To The House

    Made My Mom A Birthday Cake From Scratch, Only To Trip When I Got To The House

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that's a shortened, censored way of saying what was actually said.

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it stayed in the box.... I'd eat it.

    jo_shortland
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, bet it still tasted good though

    Beth August
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hand me that fork, it’s still good.

    Just-4-2day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add it to a glass bowl, layer it with ice cream and call it Trifle.

    Marina M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In "Tortilla Soup", one of my favorite movies, that's kind of what they did with messed-up dessert! They called it "Belle Melange", lol.

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    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's beautiful! In a chaos kind of way.

    jacquelyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still looks good tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    #17

    I Baked You Cookies

    I Baked You Cookies

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    & my favourite flavour, charcoal

    Jennik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many uses - water filter, fridge or shoe deodoriser, indigestion cure...

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    Yettichild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they can still be used as hockey pucks.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is something wrong, babe? You've barely touched your carbon chip cookies

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job burning lots of calories! keep it up!

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    #18

    Someone Posted A Croissant On Fire A Year Ago, Here's My Unfortunate Contribution

    Someone Posted A Croissant On Fire A Year Ago, Here's My Unfortunate Contribution

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    TopCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not put the fire out - take a picture instead!

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes like a second to take the picture

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    Bit odd innit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it’ll still be cold in the middle

    Martin König
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. You came to this owen, saw what happened, took your phone, opened the camera app, took pictures, posted it
 Where do you live now?

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of an amusing incident at an AirBnB in Asheville, NC. A woman tried to heat an egg roll in a microwave, and set it either too high or for too long (maybe both) so it started smoking so badly that it set off the smoke detector. This sent an automatic signal to the fire department. The poor woman was terminally embarrassed, but everybody let her know it was no big thing. I'm sure the firefighters had encountered similar scenarios before.

    TopCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets not put the fire out - take a picture instead!

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can say that again! ;-) (Upvoted both times because what is wrong with people?)

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    Jeff Lefavor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wth is wrong with you ???????

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yoooour croissant is on fire Consuuuuuuuumed in the toaster oven pyyyyre"

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    Consuming spoiled food can lead to food poisoning, causing nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. Also, inhaling smoke and fumes from burned food or overheated oils can irritate the respiratory system. It can even worsen existing conditions like asthma or allergies.

    #19

    I Tried To Boil Some Eggs

    I Tried To Boil Some Eggs

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    Yettichild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you just created a new form of sentient life.

    Agfox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree, it's like something out of a horror movie

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fall asleep in the process? The water must have been quite high up to make an egg white web at the top.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you were boiling giant spider eggs, and their mom tried to protect them from you.

    Lukas Hörmann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure it isn't a Alien Egg that just Popped open?

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whatever you need to tell the wife I guess....

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't stick my head to close to it - not every hug is a friendly one...

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just egg white that was on the surface of the water that stuck to the sides before the water receeded.

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    #20

    I Was Really Looking Forward To This Homemade Quesadilla

    I Was Really Looking Forward To This Homemade Quesadilla

    acynicalpeach Report

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you had played by the five-second rule instead of reaching for your phone to take a picture, you still could have eaten it!

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note: Don't do this. Just clean up the mess and make a new quesadilla.

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    Madam Puddyfoot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For clean up, call the dog that stole the challah bread...

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo it was a good looking quesadilla. RIP

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you have a lucky dog

    EP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Def picking it up, brushing it off, and eating it after all that work! I’m just not scooping up the wet stuff that hit the floor is all.

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    #21

    I’m Gonna Say I Misread The Package As 350 Minutes Instead Of Degrees, Not That I Got High And Fell Asleep On The Couch

    I’m Gonna Say I Misread The Package As 350 Minutes Instead Of Degrees, Not That I Got High And Fell Asleep On The Couch

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will sound high with that excuse.

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna cook...but then I got high.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    đŸŽ¶I was gonna eat some cookies too, but then I got highhh đŸŽ¶

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    karen Young
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love my new stove that you can set timer to cut off. It will beep at you 1000 times. " Hey I am off"...lol. But does cut off.

    Panda Mona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking for an excuse? Just say you really needed paving stones

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sprinkle with cheese and re-heat - cheese on toast.

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can use these to start a barbie

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    Dealing with a kitchen disaster requires quick thinking and creative problem-solving skills. Whether it's salvaging a burnt dish or finding a last-minute substitute for a missing ingredient, we must think on our feet to overcome the obstacle. Just keep trying, and if you fail, remember even the most seasoned chefs make mistakes. So, pandas, tell us about your most recent cooking adventure in the comments below! Was it a hit or a miss?

    #22

    This Is Why I Don't Cook

    This Is Why I Don't Cook

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bit by the break looks ceramic. They were using a pan made for baking on a stovetop?

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparent, cookware for stovetop is now being made of ceramic. Alternative to nonstick / teflon pans.

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    Pie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more impressed that the stove isn't damaged. I live in fear of breaking my glass top stove. Never thought about breaking the pan! Lol

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my glass stove would break - at least I could get a less evil replacement on the insurance. A *gas* stove might be tricky to swing these days, but I would absolutely try my best. Almost 5 years, and we still have a mutual loathing going on

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    Amara Perez
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW THE HECK DID THEY BREAK A WHOLE PAN!! RIP: Cooking Pan

    Innes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought this was one of those hyper-realistic cakes of a bowl with something in it

    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they manage to do THAT?

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually it's either a hot pan on a cold surface or a cold pan on a hot surface.

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did blacksmith from Tempest Fedeartion make that knife for you? XD (Little "That time I got reincarnated as a slime" anime reference.)

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen this happen or ever heard of it! Crazy

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whaaat?! We have a winner here.

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    #23

    Accidentally Left Bagels In The Oven For Five Hours

    Accidentally Left Bagels In The Oven For Five Hours

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    Pie
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was sick rhe other day and came home and made a bagel. Everything was fine but 8 hours later my boyfriend came home and asked why the oven was on.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm. chocolate bagels sounds good.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like Entenmann's chocolate-covered donuts!

    Marina M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes they do, that's what I thought they were! Mmmm, chocolate... donuts...

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dark chocolate donuts đŸ€€

    Jozzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Created your own little Pompeii!

    Lukas Hörmann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The left black one on the top picture looks like a Donut with very dark chocolate

    EP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incase no one has seen a bagel before here’s the comparison lol

    Marina M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take these over the bagels my husband made a while back. They looked great, but I broke a tooth attempting to bite into one!

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    #24

    My Girlfriend Tried To Cook Lasagna For The First Time

    My Girlfriend Tried To Cook Lasagna For The First Time

    Muscl3Nerd Report

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time use a reusable tin/dish made from non-bendy metal or ceramic. Then it won't fold as you handle it with soft stuff inside ... and you can reuse it!

    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put bendable pans on a baking sheet made of non bendable metal you goober.

    Ephemera Image
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presentation could use a little work...

    EP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooooo close too. And it looked like it was gonna taste good.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love her anyway! Console her and take her out to a nice restaraunt! Hell, she tried!

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a cookie sheet underneath those disposable pans. I learned the hard way too.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks sucsessfull to me. It failed on the logistics part tho.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that happen on the way to the stove, now I put a hand under it, mistakes are nature's way of teaching us!

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My heart weeps! That poor lasagna!

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    #25

    My Sister Tried To Bake Brownies Using Her Own Recipe. She Said The Recipe Included Flour, Eggs, Skittles, Nutella, And Butter. All Random Amounts

    My Sister Tried To Bake Brownies Using Her Own Recipe. She Said The Recipe Included Flour, Eggs, Skittles, Nutella, And Butter. All Random Amounts

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    54 s
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skittles? Not m&M's? Doomed "recipe" from the get go.

    Salem
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are not brownies.

    Dragon mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you live in an ingredient household...

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbf this looks a lot more edible than anything on this list. (Had she included the right kind of butter, it could BE an edible!)

    Innes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this picture of the beach with pebbles on it

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Chidi from The Good Place when his brain broke and he put peeps in his chili. chidi-chil...e75696.jpg chidi-chili-662abc0e75696.jpg

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually want to eat that now

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    #26

    I Think They’re Done

    I Think They’re Done

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    Theora Fifty-five Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these look unusually hilarious. Coal-on-a-stick, thanks, Santa.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOO not the corndogs!!

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black Labrador corn dogs.

    Guma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creative way to make you our charcoal lump for the grill!

    Laura Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope take a test bite

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    #27

    Always Check Your Oven Before Turning It On, Kids

    Always Check Your Oven Before Turning It On, Kids

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how about "Remove the packaging before use." XD

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or putting things away properly after buying.

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood why anyone would use a live device explicitly designed for extreme temperature generation as storage for things they don't want getting heated up on accident.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother puts dishes, kitchen tools, and kitchen towels into the oven to dry (with oven turned off). She has done this (for some bizarre reason) for my entire life. The number of times she has forgotten that she had stuff drying in there and turned on the oven the next day....... it's a lot. XD She's set towels on fire, melted plastic kitchen tools, destroyed so many dishes... it's kind of amazing that she hasn't burned down the house. ....yet. We have PLENTY of counter space (AND drying mats!!) for drying stuff, but she just really wants to dry things in the oven. :/

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    Kathy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I put something in the oven like that, I remove the k**b and put it in the oven too.

    Violet Radar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good grief, we can't write "k**b" anymore?

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    realenancy170
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People with large families and small kitchens have traditionally used the oven for storing pots and pans. I use a recipe that starts "remove any pans from oven" many people commented how practical that was.

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma used to keep a plastic bag full of plastic bags in her oven. I was terrified

    somnomania
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, my dad's caused problems like this, now we check the oven EVERY time

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why in heaven’s name would there be a Target bag in an oven ? Why ?

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop hiding stuff in your oven then.

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    #28

    A Liquorice Cake I Made For My Husband 3 Years Ago And I’ll Never Hear The End Of It

    A Liquorice Cake I Made For My Husband 3 Years Ago And I’ll Never Hear The End Of It

    nyastic Report

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbf, that was never going to turn out ok.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even know licorice cake was a thing! It looks like pasta with vomit and chia seeds on top.

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for something in a horror movie.

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I thought this was really bad pasta... Then I read the description

    Casey Payne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beige Caulk, with chunks of banana, covered in novelty goo and bugs. I could use different descriptive language, but I'm going to have to stop. Because one day I might want the ability to eat food again.

    Violet Radar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It kinda looks like what came out of that borg from Alien when he got chopped in half. Or maybe that was Aliens. If I can't remember, it must be time for a rewatch!

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    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, is the cake in the picture three years old? Or this is what it looked like the day she made it three years ago? Because I could totally believe this is a three year old cake!

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, you NEED to read the Reddit comments - they're GOLD. I've got to the stage of still giggling weakly every now and then, while trying to stop my eyes streaming.

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    #29

    My Roommate Was Trying To Keep The Bacon Warm

    My Roommate Was Trying To Keep The Bacon Warm

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    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have fun cleaning that one 😂

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t that what (lucky) Kyra Sedgwick does..? 😉

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shelob would have been impressed

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Hell, your bacon will never get cold! LOL!

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    #30

    Had A Big Party This Past Weekend. While I Was Greeting Guests I Forgot About The Ribs On The Grill. The Ribs Caught Fire And I Had To Put It Out With A Fire Extinguisher

    Had A Big Party This Past Weekend. While I Was Greeting Guests I Forgot About The Ribs On The Grill. The Ribs Caught Fire And I Had To Put It Out With A Fire Extinguisher

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    Casey Payne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that once. Started to grill everything and then remembered I needed something from the store. I asked my imaginary friends to go to the store, but they said, "No, we don't have any money. We're imaginary." "Fine, then just watch the grill while I go." I wasn't gone that long, but when I got back the food was on fire! After putting it out, I was like, "WTF? Are you guys all high?" Without an ounce of shame, they said, "We can't be high. Again, we don't exist outside of your head. We are Imaginary! Are you sure that you're not high?" The nerve! With imaginary friends like that, who needs demons?

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The charcoal goes UNDER the grill.

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you absolutely did not have to do that

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this the Ed Gein Memorial Rib Burn-Off?

    Jacob B.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ribs on direct heat? You were asking for a fire. Only indirect and preferably with a side fire box for the heat.

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    #31

    My Microwave Lunch Jumped Up And Flipped

    My Microwave Lunch Jumped Up And Flipped

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    đŸŽ¶ ”Now this is the story all about how my life was flipped-turned upside down..” đŸŽ¶

    ƒÎčŃ•Đœ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat these, Hormel Compleats, you don't take the wrapper all the way off when heating, and you only heat for 1 minute. Read the directions and this wont happen.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long did you put it in for? Those Hormel meals only need 90 seconds at most.

    EP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No!!!! Omg that sucks. Those glass round trays rotate are not clean by any means to redeem this either.

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll flip ya. Flip ya for real.

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh...does it start bubbling if you scream insults at it?

    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great,now I have that tune in my head for the next 24hrs

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    #32

    There's This New Recipe For Black Curly Fries

    There's This New Recipe For Black Curly Fries

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    Jennik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crikey - looks like an attack of Australian wildlife.

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, we have a bird that sets fires. Some kind of hawk or eagle.

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    Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the remains of a mattress after a bonfire.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that once with a pan of soup. When I woke up the pan was stuck to the heating elements. Left it like that for a while since the leftover "food" wasn't going to go bad and I didn't have the strength to pull the pan off. Some us were just not genetically cut out for cooking.

    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The SHORT & CURLIES GOT B-U-R-N-E-D"!

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to confess to having done this. Forgot to set the timer

    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like the remains of a Dodge after a bad burnout run.

    Hey hey hey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wondering, the ovens didn't have built-in timer? Like it will turn off when the timer reached zero?

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine has a timer but you can use the oven without the timer

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    #33

    I Made Eggnog Last Night From Scratch. I Woke Up To This Monstrosity

    I Made Eggnog Last Night From Scratch. I Woke Up To This Monstrosity

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    Amy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like tuna in orange juice đŸ€ą

    Andy-Pandy-Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please dispose of whatever that is in your nearest active volcano!

    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they leave it outside the fridge over night? đŸ«Ł

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s lactose intolerant.

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    #34

    Put My No-Bake Cookies In The Oven To Cool Overnight. Forgot And Didn’t Tell The Wife But I Sure Remembered When She Started Preheating The Oven For Breakfast Pizzas

    Put My No-Bake Cookies In The Oven To Cool Overnight. Forgot And Didn’t Tell The Wife But I Sure Remembered When She Started Preheating The Oven For Breakfast Pizzas

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    Ashlisha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza dough with eggs, sausage and cheese usually.

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    realenancy170
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All recipes should start "check oven for contents, then preheat"

    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would no-bake cookies have to cool?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checked Reddit. OP said: "No bake cookie mixture had to be heated before oatmeal is added, then it cools and hardens as cookies. Put them on plastic plates to cool and then put them in the oven to cool to keep the dog from getting at them in the night."

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't you put them in the fridge?

    Violet Radar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're "no-bake" why did they need to cool? And why would they cool better in the oven than on the counter?

    Stephen Hutchison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why didn't she check the oven before turning it on? Like EVERY COOK SHOULD.

    Just-4-2day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Bake Cookies are already cold. There had to be another reason for putting cold cookies in an oven on plastic plates.

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    #35

    That’s How Crooked My House Is

    That’s How Crooked My House Is

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, bake another cake, flip it over, and glue the two together with icing. Voila! A normal looking cake!

    sleepybear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the least concerning post

    wowbagger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your oven should have adjustable legs so you can make it more level.

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it when cakes don't look so perfect.....it shows effort :)

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, your Crooked Mouse needs to be pulling his weight. Cut his wages!

    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this at my Grandpa's 1760 farmhouse.

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    #36

    I Tried To Make Bread Using Only Flour And Water

    I Tried To Make Bread Using Only Flour And Water

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect dwarf bread. “The dwarf bread was brought out for inspection. But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No one ever went hungry when they had some dwarf bread to avoid. You only had to look at it for a moment, and instantly you could think of dozens of things you'd rather eat.”

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP managed to make glue.

    Marie-Aude Koiransky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flour, water and salt is the only thing you need. But a part of flour and water has to be sourdough :)

    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be called hard tack by ancient mariners. Though you cut it a little thick.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is possible to make bread with only flour and milk, not so sure about flour and water. But I've managed to make fluffy bread with flour and milk (and cinnamon but that was flavouring) and iirc, native fry bread is basically flour and milk, but I've never tried bread with just water and flour yet xD edit: a bit of baking powder may have been used i cant remember but still. close enough.

    SadieCat17 (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that's left to do is slice it thin and top it with meats, cheeses, and spreads. I love the texture of breads that don't rise.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You now have a building block.

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    #37

    Fell Asleep While Cooking A Pizza, Leaving It To Cook For Over 10 Hours

    Fell Asleep While Cooking A Pizza, Leaving It To Cook For Over 10 Hours

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    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to say, I’m so glad all these sleepy bakers are alive to tell about it. I’m just surprised they didn’t all burn down their houses.

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that once a long time ago after a night out, drinking of course. I woke up maybe 3 hours later. Probably from the smoky oven. It looked just like the pic

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you not set your kitchen on fire?

    Ginny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this person didn't smell something burning?

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not much of a loss if it was pineapple. Bacon, sausage and pepperoni would be catastrophic.

    Shawna Reich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need to invest in a timer my man

    Hi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every drunk in the history of froze pizza has done this.

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    #38

    Well... Today I Found Out That The Bottom Of My Blender Is Detachable

    Well... Today I Found Out That The Bottom Of My Blender Is Detachable

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to know, although it should detach with a bottom

    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 3 pieces: base, pitcher and blades that twist onto bottom of the pitcher. Then those pieces together twist onto the base. I have no idea how the op cleaned it as all one piece

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our bartender made a frozen margarita last weekend and totally forgot the top. Sprayed rita all over her front. I absolutely lost it.

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same thing making cold avocado and tomatilla soyp. We now call it countertop soup

    somnomania
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it usually is, for cleaning purposes if nothing else

    EP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I would had this occurrence so much.

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    #39

    I Used To Work At McDonald's. Came In For The Overnight Shift And No One Told Us Pies Were In The Oven. Checked 6 Hours Into The Shift And Found These

    I Used To Work At McDonald's. Came In For The Overnight Shift And No One Told Us Pies Were In The Oven. Checked 6 Hours Into The Shift And Found These

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    Amy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it not smell like intense burning? Genuine question!

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In restaurants they usually have huge industrial strength vent fans over the cooking areas that suck up smoke, heat and smells. So it’s definitely possible that nobody smelled it.

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    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The McDonald's I worked at didn't have ovens. The pies were cooked in a fryer.

    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sell them to the nearest undertakers as on-site snacks.

    Amara Perez
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mc. Donald's Manager: Your Fired!!

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the menu DOES have a warning that pies may be hot

    #40

    I Was Out Of Milk For My Mashed Potatoes So I Used Chocolate Milk

    I Was Out Of Milk For My Mashed Potatoes So I Used Chocolate Milk

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    EP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your veggies look so good! You were better off not using milk at all, just butter and salt and maybe drizzle olive oil on top (not mix).

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    OneWithRatsAndKefir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a master cook myself, but couldn’t they have used butter or sour cream? Butter is common enough in most households, yes?

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep or even a bit of the water the potatoes cooked in.

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like fancy feast

    Lee Henderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always keep Parmalot or canned milk on hand. They are both shelf stable and work in a pinch.

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    instead, just use only butter. mashed doesn't necessarily need milk.

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    #41

    Forgot To Clean The Rice Cooker, Opened It 2 Months Later To See This. Can I Salvage It?

    Forgot To Clean The Rice Cooker, Opened It 2 Months Later To See This. Can I Salvage It?

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    Yettichild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point I think you have to register it for school.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yettichild you have won the internet today

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    Mark (it/urgh)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a cat initially.

    Laughing otter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What
 what is that pink thing? Is it growing a NOSE?

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this thing is about to leave on its own. XD

    Kayla Warren
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call a priest to perform an exorcism and you should be just fine.

    Agent Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I believe the military needs new biological weapons to try.

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    #42

    Just Wanted A Coffee. Now I Have To Paint My Wall

    Just Wanted A Coffee. Now I Have To Paint My Wall

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    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a pressure cooker when I as a kid. Mum cooked carrots in it once, but didn't put the lid on properly. Pressure built up, and up, and up. The lid went through the ceiling and roof tiles, and landed in neighbour's garden. The carot puree spread evenly over the ceiling, walls, floor and furniture. The cooker still worked OK, but mum was never keen on using it again.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint it brown and you won't have to worry about the next time.

    Michaelann Dahlman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could try washing the cofee stain off first.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you DID paint your wall... just not completely

    Ilan Elron
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first let the forensic team at it, to study splatter pattern

    Stygtand
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its called high gloss paint on my walls. Its really easy to clean.

    Lee Henderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cover the stains with a sealant then touch up the paint

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    #43

    My Potato Exploded

    My Potato Exploded

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is why you poke them with a fork. I was taught to do it but not why.

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a potato is cooked you are essentially trying cook it by turning the water inside to steam. The skin generally shrinks and creates a steam seal. If you poke it or as I was taught put a small slice in the skin it allows the steam to escape otherwise it's a potato bomb waiting to go off.

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    Karolina StruĆŒyƄska
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why you didn't use any baking tray for the oven?

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft, just something else to wash. Usually, a potato doesn't need it. (It does turn the bottom of the potato lovely and crispy, though)

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    catt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a sheet pan at least

    v
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be on the lookout for a Tater Xenomorph.

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything can explode if sufficiently heated and contained

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've baked potatoes in skin many times already. Never once have I seen this happen. XD

    Joseph Bradley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    potato: kaboom? oven (or whatever you cooked em in probs microwave: yes rico kaboom

    Fran Morasco
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has to have a steam escape hole /

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    #44

    My Friend Said She Makes Perfect Steaks

    My Friend Said She Makes Perfect Steaks

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell by the outside that that is not going to be anywhere near "perfect".

    Mark (it/urgh)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm less worried about the steak than I am about the unholy mess squatting behind it.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d rather have just a glass of water than anything on that plate.

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    Ơimon Ơpaček
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good vet can probably still save this cow.

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she "cook" it in the microwave? Or maybe let it sit on the dashboard of a hot car

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jessia, how many times have I told you that you can't make steak in the dishwasher, even if you run it on 'sanitize'".

    EP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this whole Dish is a disaster. None of it looks appetizing. Do not eat there.

    Rebekah Fuentes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That whole plate looksđŸ€ą

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    #45

    A Picture That Speaks A Thousand Words

    A Picture That Speaks A Thousand Words

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    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This didn't have to happen had they used a colander. đŸ€·â€â™€ïž

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK how dirty that sink is but you can easily rinse them off in hot water and they should be fine. I'm literally eating pasta right now that when I was straining fell into the kitchen sink and then I rinsed off.

    Kylie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they didn't slide straight down the drain. BTDT

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    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what my son calls them and he refuses to eat these noodles.

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    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put them back in pot, fill with water again to rinse, and drain again into a colander?

    epona65808
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect way to strain the water off . . .

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh I've done this and just felt like crying.

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    #46

    Was Searching Google Maps For Coffee But Found This Abomination Instead

    Was Searching Google Maps For Coffee But Found This Abomination Instead

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    jai putman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is actually a breed of chicken that has black skin and flesh. its possibly that....?

    Jennik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe. Or a passing demon threw up on the plate.

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    Swastik34
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of kadaknath. Its an Indian breed of chicken and has an ABSOLUTELY black body, from flesh to feathers and all. 662a9af285d6f.jpg 662a9af285d6f.jpg

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, there are actually several breeds of chicken that have black flesh. The Silkie chicken is the one that most people are familiar with. (Though, Silkies don't always have black feathers - but the meat/bones are black.)

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    Cat Dragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard about this one breed of chicken that is COMPLETELY black, flesh, feathers, beak, organs, everything. All it needs is a creepy hoodie

    Amara Perez
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you tried to cook the dead birds you hunted

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I can see the connection.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually served and sold somewhere?

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    #47

    Smoker’s Lung? Nope. Alcoholic’s Liver? Nah. My Teriyaki Chicken? Yup

    Smoker’s Lung? Nope. Alcoholic’s Liver? Nah. My Teriyaki Chicken? Yup

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be just me, but I think this looks so good. Alien snack time.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just you, I can practically taste it...

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    Amanda Fondaumiere
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, it may not be pretty but i bet that one tastes very good, if a little dry.

    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the morning after turd after a good curry the night before.

    Stephen Hutchison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presentation, man. You slice that up and serve it.

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's teriyaki. It's supposed to be dark.

    pineapple87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me this is marinated but not yet cooked?

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    #48

    I Was Really Craving These Frozen Dumplings And Cooked Up Our Last Few For My Husband And I. Got A Credit Card Fraud Notification And Had To Call My Bank. Promptly Forgot About The Dumplings

    I Was Really Craving These Frozen Dumplings And Cooked Up Our Last Few For My Husband And I. Got A Credit Card Fraud Notification And Had To Call My Bank. Promptly Forgot About The Dumplings

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this one's excusable. Credit card fraud's very serious.

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo!! May the credit card thief have double the bad karma for what they caused!

    Lulu John
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn’t anybody use a timer?

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet, I now have a craving for pierogi.

    DetriMentaL
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side note: found a fantastic Pot Sticker Dumpling recipe on BBC Recipes. The above is a sin, we should riot

    ERMAHGERD DINOSAURS
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this once when quite stoned. No shame brother/sister!

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    #49

    Saw A Weird-Looking "Chicken Piece" And Took A Closer Look

    Saw A Weird-Looking "Chicken Piece" And Took A Closer Look

    Always check your oil before reusing it... This guy must've fallen in overnight because I (stupidly) didn't place a lid on the pot, and I tried to push him out of my kitchen window the night before.

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    Cat Dragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time my family went to a restaurant. We all got Pina coladas (no alcohol ofc) bc we never tried them before, and there was a fly in my grandmother's. So we get it replaced and my dad says "well now u can't drink it it doesn't have the extra protein"

    Molly Reece
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that she knew he was near the pot and an open window the night before, and that obviously there a large bugs roaming her home, and STILL don't put a lid on it, is just ick. Wouldn't risk eating a damn thing that came out of that house if my life depended on it! Lawdamercy!

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have definitely lost my appetite

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    #50

    I Have Never Made Burgers Before

    I Have Never Made Burgers Before

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    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to say it but you still haven't made burgers ;-)

    Andy-Pandy-Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have 2 of them been censored by 'BP' or was it an attempt to save them?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like cheese, maybe? Though why the heck you'd put rectangular LOG cuts of cheese instead of, you know, thin SLICES onto a burger patty is beyond me XD

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    XanthippeⓐWulfđŸ‡šđŸ‡ŠïžïžđŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tired brain thought those were sticks of butter, but nope, OP had the audacity to put cheese on this hot garbage. đŸ€Šâ€â™€ïž

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't get too harsh here, since we were all beginner cooks once. Live and learn.

    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be punishibale with a mandatory 10 year sentence without parole.

    Kat Pekin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, you didn't burn them so... take the win.

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    #51

    This Is How My Roommate Cooks Bacon

    This Is How My Roommate Cooks Bacon

    He then proceeds to stir it with a metal fork. Is this punishable by law?

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two separate laws in fact. The Don't overcrowd the pan act of 1874, and the Use of metal utensils act of 1971

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should get the death penalty!

    Shaggy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a Snoop Dog Martha Stewart thing. She said Snoop taught her that just plopping the whole package and stirring it works great... So hate to say it but this is a Marty approved method...

    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snoop dogg cooks his bacon the same way but not with a metal fork on Teflon! He says it makes it cook more evenly and extra crispy.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That there's a hangin' offense in my book. Let's have us a good ol' necktie party!

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    #52

    It's My Daughter's Birthday And I've Made Her A Cake. It's Been Cooling Down In The Fridge. Let Me Just Check On It Real Quick

    It's My Daughter's Birthday And I've Made Her A Cake. It's Been Cooling Down In The Fridge. Let Me Just Check On It Real Quick

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't frost a cake that is still warm, it will melt the frosting (as shown here). This is why directions tell you to cool it then do the frosting.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ice them warm on purpose sometimes so the icing will melt. I did it accidentally the first time, but ended up liking the result, so if the cake were just for me, ice, ice, baby!

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    Timbob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a beautiful, cascading waterfall !

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    #53

    Have Been Preparing Easter Dinner Since 10 AM

    Have Been Preparing Easter Dinner Since 10 AM

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they look like they need a tad bit more salt :)

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that dinner will rise again.

    #54

    Frozen Yogurt Pops Anyone?

    Frozen Yogurt Pops Anyone?

    They looked decent at first then freezer burn started to set in. Now they are oozing sore pops.

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    Yettichild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're great for Halloween!

    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have covered them with wax paper with a layer of plastic wrap over the top before in the freezer.

    #55

    Leftover Stuffing Waffles

    Leftover Stuffing Waffles

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to coat the waffle maker inside with cooking oil before putting anything inside ... or this happens

    tori Ohno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I've tried cooking those. It fails every time.

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    #56

    Good Thing I Went Into The Kitchen At 2 AM. My Cousin Came Home Drunk And Then Left This Cooking In The Oven

    Good Thing I Went Into The Kitchen At 2 AM. My Cousin Came Home Drunk And Then Left This Cooking In The Oven

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    Sandy D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I've done that, once way back in my early 20s, aka as self destructive,, too much alcohol, but also lots of good, crazy, and fun time

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk and cooking never seem to be a successful combination.

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    #57

    That Time My Friend And I Tried To Make Cookies And I Somehow Forgot To Add Flour

    That Time My Friend And I Tried To Make Cookies And I Somehow Forgot To Add Flour

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    Sandy D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that while making my favorite from scratch brownies recipe. It was hard to chew, but actually tasty..

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, a Dutch cookie recipe exist, which look the same and doesn't need flour. They are sold in the supermarket, too. The tinner parts are crispy and the thicker parts chewie on purpose.

    #58

    Unlucky Pie. So It Turns Out You Are Supposed To Poke A Hole Into The Tinned Frey Bentos Pie, I Didn’t Know That And It Exploded. P.S. I Am Not Injured

    Unlucky Pie. So It Turns Out You Are Supposed To Poke A Hole Into The Tinned Frey Bentos Pie, I Didn’t Know That And It Exploded. P.S. I Am Not Injured

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    Mark (it/urgh)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the old Fray Bentos anti personnel mine.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you don't poke a 'hole' in the Fray Bentos pie - you remove the lid. Even with steak and kidney pud, you don't have a lid.....

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Undoubtedly it clearly says so on the package

    Lee Henderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never of them but I don't see a pie exploding like that, especially out of the oven.

    Andy-Pandy-Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't teach common sense đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïž đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïž đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïž

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    #59

    Tried To Make Tiramisu

    Tried To Make Tiramisu

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a load of yum-yums in vanilla custard - I'd eat!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries, it'll be tasty. You could freeze the custard and pretend you meant ice cream

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You tried to make tiramisu with chicken and gravy?

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever recipe OP used, it wasn't anywhere near Tiramisu. None of the contents belong to Tiramisu

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess: you forgot the mascarpone

    Mark (it/urgh)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the American version of biscuits and gravy.

    #60

    Well... Tim Cooked Dinner Tonight. He’s At The Store Buying New Ones As We Speak

    Well... Tim Cooked Dinner Tonight. He’s At The Store Buying New Ones As We Speak

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    Mark (it/urgh)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look alright in the middle, scrape the carbon off with a knife and you're laughing. Or choking, one of the two.

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how my husband wants his sausages/hot dogs cooked. I think I need to take another life insurance policy out on him

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom likes her steak/burgers burned beyond recognition as well. I was forced to consume them the same way until I begged my dad for a bite of his rare steak when I was 7 or so. Never went back to carbonized shoeleather XD

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still edible.

    Dreaming Spirit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least you won't have diarrhea tonight.

    Agfox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about that one second from the top

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    #61

    My Husband Put A Plastic Cutting Board In The Oven And I Turned It On To Preheat

    My Husband Put A Plastic Cutting Board In The Oven And I Turned It On To Preheat

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    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would he put a cutting board in and oven? That makes no sense.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom uses the (unheated) oven to dry things, like kitchen utensils, kitchen tools, cutting boards, colanders, kitchen towels, etc. She has set many towels on fire and has melted many plastic kitchen tools over my lifetime when she forgets about whatever's inside and preheats the oven to cook something the next day. I don't know WHY she is obsessed with drying things in the oven when we have drying mats and a drying rack on the counters XD

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he trying to melt it? It doesn't look like there was anything on it...

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says preheat. That's why there was nothing on it.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was baked cutting board meant to be an entrée or a side dish?

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    #62

    Forgot To Add Water To The Pot While Steaming Vegetables

    Forgot To Add Water To The Pot While Steaming Vegetables

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    M O'Connell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we're looking at a steel-cored aluminum pan on an induction cooktop. Without liquid to absorb the heat, the pan just heated up until the aluminum alloy failed.

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    Elisabeth Chai
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the vegetables survived better than the pot

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even make out what I'm looking at.

    #63

    Attempted One Of Those Microwave Mug Cakes. Looks, Uh, Less Than Appetizing

    Attempted One Of Those Microwave Mug Cakes. Looks, Uh, Less Than Appetizing

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    Bill Swallow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be charitable and say it looks like a really big chocolate frosted donut. If you squint.

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    Agfox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A reminder for any males between 50 & 69 reading the article, have your prostate checked every 2 years

    Birb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an Am I The Arsehole?

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one needs its own onlyfans-page😅

    David Hale
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely eat something that looks like that.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same think happened with mine. so i shoved a dollop of ice cream on it and ate it. it tasted fine. :)

    von Funnyname
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    appetite is in the eye of the beholder, as they say

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    #64

    My Kids Don’t Like The Jello I Made

    My Kids Don’t Like The Jello I Made

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a specimen you’d find in a dark medical museum

    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was about to say it looks like something from the surgeon hall museum. (or the contents of the lung drain i had done a couple months back)

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    Suck it Trebek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many questions. Why is this made in a jar? Why has it separated like that. Why did it make so little? Is that all jello powder at the bottom? What were you doing?

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like melted Cheetos in water.

    ƒÎčŃ•Đœ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    r/shittyfoodporn,, different jellos mixes, purposefully made this way.

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    #65

    I Was Making My First Ever Roast Out Of The Crockpot My Girlfriend And I Have. After Shredding The Meat I Was So Proud Adding Salt Until This Happened

    I Was Making My First Ever Roast Out Of The Crockpot My Girlfriend And I Have. After Shredding The Meat I Was So Proud Adding Salt Until This Happened

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it as it is and put it into warm water. Once the salt disolves, pour the water out and pour in fresh one. Now boil it for a short while with extra potatoes. Potatoes quite literally absorb salt like you wouldn't believe. Should be fine to roast then.

    Pie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this with chili flakes. Then I ran my crock pot (only one heat setting, apparently its high) as if it was on medium for hours. Instead of ribs I served bones with a broth of disintegrated veggies and meat so spicy you couldn't eat it 😅

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sad :( I hope it doesn't put you off making another delicious meal. But boiled potatoes in a roast? You need roasties, mate! There was a kid at primary school whose name I still remember 35 years later who ended up doing the same thing with his school lunch when the bottom of the salt shaker dropped off. He was known as Salty Wesley for the rest of his school career. Jolly wee boy. I wonder what happened to him.

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    #66

    The Year Mom Found Out The Thermometer Wasn’t Oven-Safe

    The Year Mom Found Out The Thermometer Wasn’t Oven-Safe

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    #67

    My Sister-In-Law Put My Electric Moka On The Stove

    My Sister-In-Law Put My Electric Moka On The Stove

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    #68

    Came Home To A Smokey Apartment And A Boyfriend Asleep On The Couch. Not Even Sure What These Were

    Came Home To A Smokey Apartment And A Boyfriend Asleep On The Couch. Not Even Sure What These Were

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    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's either popcorn chicken or tater tots.

    SweetCheesySpaghetti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's definitely popcorn chicken. I'm not saying i know from experience, but... yea.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Licorice dumplings??

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    #69

    When Your 14-Year-Old Forgets To Add The Water Before Nuking Ramen Noodles And Seasoning For 3 Minutes

    When Your 14-Year-Old Forgets To Add The Water Before Nuking Ramen Noodles And Seasoning For 3 Minutes

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    #70

    Buddy At Work "Doesn't Trust Microwaves" So He Reheated His Chicken Soup In The Toaster Oven

    Buddy At Work "Doesn't Trust Microwaves" So He Reheated His Chicken Soup In The Toaster Oven

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    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That person needs to be investigated.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did a microwave do to him to provoke such a travesty?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably is one of those conspiracy theorists/flat-earther types who thinks microwaves give off cancer-causing "rays" or something XD

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    #71

    My Baked Potato That Was For Dinner, 30 Seconds After The Timer Went Off... The Day After I Cleaned The Oven

    My Baked Potato That Was For Dinner, 30 Seconds After The Timer Went Off... The Day After I Cleaned The Oven

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    Kali Chaos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang. Although, it does look like the oven was very clean before that happened.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse than a rainstorm the day after a car wash.

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lesson 1, don't pull the pin before you put it in the oven.

    #72

    Our Airbnb Had A Brick Oven. We Tried Making Pizza

    Our Airbnb Had A Brick Oven. We Tried Making Pizza

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    HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks vaguely organ-like. Placenta?

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else see a guy’s head in profile?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facing the upper left corner.

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    Sandy D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes practice to get the timing and temp right. My brother has one and his pizzas are the best. He gets a special kind of flour, he buys a specific kind of Italian tomato for sauce (San-something I think). H make a bunch of different toppings and most are grear

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brains, I need brains. Fun to play zombie.

    LynzCatastrophe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both burnt and undercooked at the same time. Good work!

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    #73

    I’ve Been Trying To Tell My Husband Our Oven Runs Hot And He Should Cook Things At A Lower Temperature Or For Less Time. He Just Wouldn’t Believe Me

    I’ve Been Trying To Tell My Husband Our Oven Runs Hot And He Should Cook Things At A Lower Temperature Or For Less Time. He Just Wouldn’t Believe Me

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    Sheri Lytle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a boyfriend like that, every time he cooks something, the element is on high,....I go behind him and turn it down...then I get "who turned my element down"... lol

    Ms. Mack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My was ex husband was a professional chef, this is how he would cook at home. It took me longer than it should have to realize it was probably passive aggressive.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness the pepperoni survived the blaze!

    Suck it Trebek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the love of god get your oven recalibrated.

    Jan Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you take the oven k**b off and look on back side it has a small dial like thing that turns left or right. One way increases the temperature and the other decreases. You can check the web for your brand.

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    #74

    I Wanted To Eat Homemade Chocolate Sponge Cake. Totally Forgot About The Baking Powder

    I Wanted To Eat Homemade Chocolate Sponge Cake. Totally Forgot About The Baking Powder

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks edible. Not a fail.

    aashi chaudhari
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can definitely be salvaged with some vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce.

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    Babs Ishkabibble
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can eat it - you just need a chisel.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll do better with store-bought chocolate sponges.

    SweetCheesySpaghetti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a giant cosmic brownie. I call it a win.

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still eat that and it should still taste good. Texture will be off.

    #75

    Tried To Make Homemade Spring Rolls

    Tried To Make Homemade Spring Rolls

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone boiled slugs!

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you got the homemade part right, so you're 1 for 3. That's great in baseball.

    #76

    If You Ever Feel Like You Messed Something Up While Baking, Remember That Someone Has Done Much Worse And Made A Much Bigger Mess

    If You Ever Feel Like You Messed Something Up While Baking, Remember That Someone Has Done Much Worse And Made A Much Bigger Mess

    Apologies for the image quality - I took this with my phone. It's sort of like a baking horror picture.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP on Reddit: "Raspberry 2 egg vanilla cake. ... apparently I didn't attack the lid properly, so as I went to put it into the oven, the bottom gave out, and it just sorta, died."

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    yuri Snyder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supposed to be either a cheesecake or a cake

    Timbob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that your underwear ?

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it ever make it to the inside of the oven? Did you forget to turn it on?

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    #77

    I Got A Receipt Baked Into My Pizza

    I Got A Receipt Baked Into My Pizza

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    #78

    "Did You Check The Oven Before Turning It On?"

    "Did You Check The Oven Before Turning It On?"

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, maybe people ought to stop storing plastic things in ovens!

    Verena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or loaded guns. Or laptops. Or money

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    #79

    I’m A Terrible Baker But I Wanted To Surprise My Wife With A Fresh Loaf Of Bread. Everything Was Looking Great Until I Cut Into It

    I’m A Terrible Baker But I Wanted To Surprise My Wife With A Fresh Loaf Of Bread. Everything Was Looking Great Until I Cut Into It

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut out the raw part, insert stew.

    Dreaming Spirit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or toast it in the pan with egg in the hole!

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    Sandy D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just needed more baking time. If you try again, bake till golden brown, then when you think it's done, tap on it with finger tip. If its done, it will give a hollow sound

    #80

    My Girlfriend Tried To Add Some Sesame Seeds To An Apple Pie

    My Girlfriend Tried To Add Some Sesame Seeds To An Apple Pie

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sesame pie with apple chunks.

    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your girlfriend succeeded in adding sesame seed to an apple pie. Whether it is fine to eat is another question.

    Lauren K
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why would you even do that??? Don't ruin my apple pie with weird stuff!

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are poppy seeds. Sesame seeds are white / off white

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black sesame seeds are black, this is certainly sesame.

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    #81

    Tiramisu My Wife Made

    Tiramisu My Wife Made

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    M O'Connell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like partially melted ice cream. I'd have a go at it.

    Hey Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried making tiramisu once.... kinda looked like this. I tell people I make a mean tiramisoup!

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until it stops moving before tasting.

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    #82

    In-Laws Invited Us Over For Lunch. This Is What Was Being Served

    In-Laws Invited Us Over For Lunch. This Is What Was Being Served

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    Amanda Rose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they hate you? Cause that looks like it.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is “Die, die!”, but indirectly.

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    Ms. Mack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beans and ham hock, I recognize this from my decidedly not affluent childhood.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, but close. According to OP on Reddit, "We are looking at black beans, chicken, and boiled eggs (not seen here, but are "floating" just below the mucky surface)."

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    FatKidShakeDown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, goat bones and beer s h its, a family favorite!

    JoeJoeBoy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RUN! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to OP on Reddit, "We are looking at black beans, chicken, and boiled eggs (not seen here, but are "floating" just below the mucky surface)."

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom thing looks like it's got a beak

    aashi chaudhari
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a pic from a taco bell toilet

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    #83

    Tried To Impress My Wife With A Japanese Sponge Cake On Her Birthday... You're Supposed To Cut This In Half To Add A Strawberry And Whipped Cream Layer

    Tried To Impress My Wife With A Japanese Sponge Cake On Her Birthday... You're Supposed To Cut This In Half To Add A Strawberry And Whipped Cream Layer

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    Amy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut in half down the middle and flip the other side on top!

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I would totally cut that in half and add a THICK layer of whipped cream and strawberry. That would be hilarious!

    yuri Snyder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks good to me, looks edible

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did OP use self raising flour? because it looks like they may not have.

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cook another one on the top and have a short flat cake

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two flat plates and a wire cutter

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you CAN. It's just going to be a bit difficult.

    #84

    Had No Milk - Tried To Substitute With Water And Butter - I Couldn't Help This Hamburger

    Had No Milk - Tried To Substitute With Water And Butter - I Couldn't Help This Hamburger

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cornstarch can save this! Take some of the liquid into a separate container, mix in the cornstarch, then add it back to the rest and stir while heating it.

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You used to be able to make HH with water only. That's why I took it camping with me. I don't know why they changed it, unless they're in cahoots with the dairy industry.

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    #85

    I Tried To Bake Bread

    I Tried To Bake Bread

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    Kali Chaos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love crumpets and can't get them anywhere here, so that honestly looks delicious.

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    #86

    The Lid On The Black Pepper Maybe Could Have Been On Tighter

    The Lid On The Black Pepper Maybe Could Have Been On Tighter

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wrote on the other one how to deal with salt... don't know any helpful ways out of this mess. XD

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A small spoon and don't breathe whilst you're doing it

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    #87

    My Roommate Set Off The Fire Alarm By “Cooking”

    My Roommate Set Off The Fire Alarm By “Cooking”

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    Jan Moore
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dinners done cooking. The timer for those without one.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done that... Threw away the pan. Last time I boiled eggs, I used the stove-top kettle.

    Kali Chaos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried to hard boil eggs in the microwave?

    #88

    In My Defense, I’m Really High

    In My Defense, I’m Really High

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    Bean
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is the Trader Joes mandarin chicken and veggie fried rice. Pretty good stuff :P

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe sober cooking from now on Snoop.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe don't cook on a stove while you're high. Just a suggestion.

    JoeJoeBoy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we DONT do d***s kids ...

    Javelina Poppers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the Chinese buffet is still open.

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    #89

    I Put Garlic Bread In My Oven

    I Put Garlic Bread In My Oven

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    Kali Chaos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I have done this. I don't know the power of my broiler, it makes no sense bc the oven itself is sh*t. Never buy a Samsung oven. Great phones, terrible ovens.

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    #90

    10 Years Ago I Tried To Make My First And Last Gingerbread House

    10 Years Ago I Tried To Make My First And Last Gingerbread House

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    Javelina Poppers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but no self-respecting witch would live in that.

    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk... the property market's through the roof.... maybe it has potential as a fixer upper?

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    Ms. Mack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's standing! All my attempts have failed at standing.

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first and only time I tried making a gingerbread house end in me throwing it across my kitchen against the wal in a hail of obscenities and sobbing.

    aashi chaudhari
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like Hansel and gretel were really hungry

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The construction standard looks better than my new build house!

    #91

    And Here's My Boyfriend's Carbonara Attempt

    And Here's My Boyfriend's Carbonara Attempt

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    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know what the colors are. This looks like fake vomit.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From OP on Reddit: "If anybody has ever been wondering what my boyfriend used: 2x AH Pastasaus carbonara (Carbonara pasta sauce), 1x AH Macaroni spaghetti groente (macaroni spaghetti vegetables), 1x AH Scharrel kipgehakt (minced chicken meat), 1x AH Half-om-half gehakt (minced beef/pork meat). That's all the information I have received from my boyfriend." (AH seems to stand for "Albert Heijn", a supermarket chain in the Netherlands.)

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    linda harbin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Italian cannot unsee that and now I’m scarred for life.

    Kali Chaos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... how did he turn it purple?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP's bf used "macaroni spaghetti vegetables" which includes red onion. I think that's the purple-looking bits we see.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently OP's boyfriend did not even use any pasta. :( The closest thing he used (see one of my other comments above) was "macaroni spaghetti vegetables".

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, seen worse. Depends on how it would taste now.

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    #92

    Our Oven Broke While Baking Bread

    Our Oven Broke While Baking Bread

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes with the hot dogs earlier

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cover it with shellac and call it sculpture.

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    #93

    That's An Extremely Unfortunate Color

    That's An Extremely Unfortunate Color

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the shape is more unfortunate than the colour

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that would be a Rorschach test I would probably fail that

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like The Grinches genitalia

    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like what you'd see from under a glass table that Shrek was sitting on ....

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The under side of Kermit, sitting on a glass table.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that character from Ghostbusters. You made an homage, intentionally or otherwise.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they made with real shamrocks?

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    #94

    Forgot I Left Chicken Grilling

    Forgot I Left Chicken Grilling

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    #95

    Hot Dogs Left In The Roaster For 2.5 Hours At 450 Degrees

    Hot Dogs Left In The Roaster For 2.5 Hours At 450 Degrees

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a comparison of the made up and the natural color bits of tRump’s face 😆😂

    JustAnotherPanda (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell did you get trump for this. For somebody who hates him so much you seem to see a lot of pictures be about him..

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like something has been eviscerated

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet a puppy would adore these treats!

    #96

    Spent 1.5 Hours Cooking. Dropped A Bowl And Covered It In Glass Splinters

    Spent 1.5 Hours Cooking. Dropped A Bowl And Covered It In Glass Splinters

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    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, I've done this. It's so depressing. All that hard work for nothing.

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    #97

    You Go To Preheat Your Oven For Your Frozen Pizza, And Open Up The Oven Door Only To Find This "Pizza" Inside. A "Unique Crispy, Bubbly, Golden Brown Crust" Is Right

    You Go To Preheat Your Oven For Your Frozen Pizza, And Open Up The Oven Door Only To Find This "Pizza" Inside. A "Unique Crispy, Bubbly, Golden Brown Crust" Is Right

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    #98

    I Made Some Popcorn. Didn't Turn Out As Expected

    I Made Some Popcorn. Didn't Turn Out As Expected

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those don't look like popping corn.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF? Looks like there's oil or water in the pan. No, they;re ot going to pop like that.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also looks like they didn't shake the pan. If you're doing popcorn on the stove, you hold a lid on with one hand and *constantly* shake the pan back and forth over the heat to distribute the heat and expose all kernels' surfaces to the heat evenly. Mom used to turn out *amazing* popcorn on our old coal/wood burning stove with a cast iron skillet, popcorn, and vegetable oil. Toss with melted butter and grated cheddar cheese when done. I improvise with a hot-air popper, and use unsalted butter. The cheese usually has quite enough salt, thanks.

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    #99

    Absolutely Failed At Cooking. I’m No Longer Allowed To Use The Oven When Drunk (Everyone Was Safe, And No Harm Was Done)

    Absolutely Failed At Cooking. I’m No Longer Allowed To Use The Oven When Drunk (Everyone Was Safe, And No Harm Was Done)

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    Kali Chaos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was chicken tenders and fries? Or rocks and sticks?

    #100

    I Ordered Pizza And They Forgot The Cheese

    I Ordered Pizza And They Forgot The Cheese

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that giant pepperoni or a mini pizza?

    Elisabeth Chai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not eat this. I really wouldn't. The bottom looks absolutely awful, nothing like pizza, with or without cheese

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    #101

    I Was Cooking My Last Two Eggs, And My Automatic Pepper Grinder Opened And Spilled Everywhere

    I Was Cooking My Last Two Eggs, And My Automatic Pepper Grinder Opened And Spilled Everywhere

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    #102

    Meant To Do Just A Sprinkling Of Paprika. Oops

    Meant To Do Just A Sprinkling Of Paprika. Oops

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    #103

    How Do I Cook Oatmeal In The Microwave Without It Exploding All Over The Place?

    How Do I Cook Oatmeal In The Microwave Without It Exploding All Over The Place?

    I made the smallest amount possible, cooked it in the tallest microwave-safe container I have, loosely covered the top, and pretty much everything escaped.

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    Mark (it/urgh)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You watch it like a hawk. As soon as it starts to rise, take it out and stir it. Repeat about 6 times and enjoy.

    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This unfortunately is true. I usually nuke mine in 40 second increments and stir in between and also watch like a hawk.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave up on microwaving oatmeal a long time ago. It's easier to just pour boiling water over it, cover, and wait 5 minutes.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cook it on the hob - takes about the same amount of time. If you soak the oats overnight, it's very quick.

    Yettichild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get yourself an electric kettle (water boiler) instead. They are cheap and fast.

    Kali Chaos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might want to consider making overnight oats? Put the oats, milk and whatever additives you want, like fruit, cinnamon etc in a jar or something. Let everything soak into the oats overnight in the fridge. Then just microwave for like two minutes, stir, and figure out any additional cooking time.

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just add hot water to dry oatmeal and cover it so it can steam for a few minutes. May not work with all oatmeal but works fine for Quaker maple and brown sugar. :P

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cook in increments, stir often.

    #104

    Tried To Bake My Mom Some Biscuits For Mother's Day, Forgot To Add Flour

    Tried To Bake My Mom Some Biscuits For Mother's Day, Forgot To Add Flour

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    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you forget the flour? Most recipes say add dry ingredients to the flour.

    Kali Chaos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many of these are people forgetting flour.

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