No matter how successful, cool or elegant we are, we all have our days or brief moments when our common sense and dignity bid their farewell to us. Blame it on your brain having a fart, on Mercury in retrograde, on waking up on the wrong foot, it doesn’t change anything.
Sometimes we are all clueless, hilariously naive, and shamelessly embarrassing. So if you just did or said something stupid, we want to give you a big pat on the shoulder and tell you that you are not alone.
Below we wrapped up the list of images featuring people lost in the cloud of their brain farts, so scroll down. Also, be sure to check out more clueless people caught in action in Bored Panda’s previous features here and here.
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When You Don't Even Know What You're Fighting For
That's 668 People Who Lack Critical Thinking
Scientific Name = Poison
I think injecting apple directly to your bloodstream is probably not the best idea :D
Vaccines aren't injected into your bloodstream. They are injected into muscle.
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This is beautiful - sadly though... you know that Luke's confirmation that it's an apple will be 'conveniently ignored' as if he never said anything... because it doesn't fit with their 'vision', you see...
I don't think I'd want to be injected with an apple, or even apple juice, and I'm fairly happy to be vaxed
He didn’t say injected though. He asked what they objected to “having in your body” which will happen if you eat an apple. But, I do get that his calling it a vaccine may make one assume an injection.
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i know right (i’m doing this bc i’m bored). :)
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Been funny if that person said they are allergic to apples to try to cover it and/or say they would use it for the other purpose of throwing it to keep doctor's away. Like the saying, "An apple will keep anyone away if thrown hard enough" :P
This reminds me of when Penn and Teller got tons of people to sign a petition against dihydrogen monoxide.
But in an apple it is natural. not laboratory reproduced. That is what they are scared of!
But by all means, let's get our medical information from former Playboy Bunnies (looking at your stupid a*s, Jenny McCarthy).
I LOVE IT!!!! When I was a kid my parents made sure we had all our shot they even took us kids to see a cemetery where so many people mostly babies and children died in the 1918 pandemic and they explained it all to us and how important the vaccine was. My sister had Lymphoma all the drugs to kill her then her own stem cells are the reason she is alive 20 years later. This pandemic comes along they are Trumpers trumping and saying hell no to the vax. If we have a big break out again they will do different this time… breast cancer now… no playing around with fire.
The water molecule H2O is one of around 300 substances contained in an apple. Water Glucose Fructose Sucrose Lignin Pro vitamin A Thiamine (vitamin B1) Riboflavin (vitamin B2) Niacin (vitamin B3) Pyridoxine (vitamin B6) Cobalamin (vitamin B12) Ascorbic acid (vitamin C) Folic acid (vitamin B9) Tocopherol (vitamin E) Vitamin K Chlorine Iron Potassium Calcium Copper Magnesium Manganese Sodium Pectin Phosphorus Sulfur Zinc Aspartic acid Cysteine Glutamic acid Uric acid Leucine Lysine Cumaroylquinic acid Caffeoylquinic acid Phloretin Procyanidin Quercetin (flavonol) Formaldehyde“
True 'dat. People have misleading fears and don't believe the people who actually know.
I remember someone presenting a diet at a gym I belonged to and saying there were no chemicals in it. I pointed at an orange on the table and said this is composed of chemicals. By the way I don't want any apple juice in my next vaccine.
If I was a scientist perhaps I would understand what the heck those ingredients are but being a layperson I just have to have trust in those that are more knowledgeable in these matters.
Must be a GMO apple because there are NO chemicals in organic apples. (Update, I’m so sorry I didn’t leave some evidence of my sarcasm) 😅
Oh boy. Everything is made up of chemicals. I’m not trying to be rude but I’d highly recommend a basic science class!
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Brilliant. I've been looking for this list of chemicals in an apple for over a decade.
Um not to be rude, but how am i randomly supposed to know that’s an apple??
does Luke take appeles intravenously? Because we here usually digest them
What does that hafta do with anything? The word “intravenously” wasn’t used by either participant in these tweets. Moreover, vaccines are given intramuscularly, not intravenously, so it has nothing to do with this discussion.
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The term anti-Vaxter became popular when people refused to be forced to have an injection of unknown consequences. A.k.a. mRNA. And now, with so many people, suffering adverse effects, I hope you bite that apple, because look what it did for Adam and eve.
Yeah, in the right combination, it's an apple. In the wrong combination you'll find yourself in a glass coffin waiting for Prince Charming to wake you up.
Most people getting Covid Vaxxed have no idea that the MRNA antigens will continue to replicate in their bodies damaging their immune systems and attacking the liver heart reproductive system etc etc. Eventually also lowering normal immune responses. Talk about whos the dumbest.
I would like those chemicals in the correct format in my body, preferably through the "mouth" part of my anatomy. A tasty apple would be so nice.
To be fair, I don’t want an apple injected directly to my bloodstream xD (not antixvax)
On the other hand, one doesn’t need to know much knowledge to understand when 200 people get deathly sick after eating salad, there is danger in eating salad bought from that particular distributor.
Doesn't seem quite fair to preface the list with the lie about it being the vaccine composition.
But...is an apple a vaccine? Feel like he kinda baited that reaction with his wording.
Now do the one for myocarditis and pericarditis after COVID infection.
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yk, for once I'm going to agree with what someone said about the vaccine. I've personally got all my COVID shots but I understand why people would be weary. IMO being worried about it isn't fully antivaxx. It's the people who only talk bad about vaccines saying that they cause autism and stuff that really started everything. I don't know how the term antivaxx is offensive tho
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While we can’t tell the reason that made these people act they way they did as seen in the images shared in this post, we can all agree on the obvious: it’s that humans are sometimes bold and unreasonable.
Luckily, the internet is a perfect place to celebrate these funny occasions. Just like the miscellaneous corner of Reddit known as the “What Could Go Wrong” community, which has been demonstrating examples of “what not to do” since 2013.
She Really Can't Be That Stupid. She's A Liar... Err, Lawyer
Who Doesn't Love Irony?
Don't forget Satanists. They blatantly use Alice Cooper to get their message out.
Now Your Own Decisions Belong To A Man You Haven't Met
I'll be happy to pretend to be a fiancé/husband working abroad and do a video call giving my consent to anyone having this problem.
Previously, we spoke with the creator of what is now a Reddit powerhouse that boasts 7.2 million members. The creator who goes by the nickname Peanutbuttered told us a while back that in a perfect world, r/whatcouldgowrong wouldn’t exist because people would know what is smart to attempt and what isn’t. “But since that’s not the case, at least, we hope the subreddit can help to prevent an injury or save a life."
“My hope is that people who are thinking of attempting a stupid stunt will rethink their decision or maybe recall a post they saw on /r/whatcouldgowrong. Then they’ll think, 'maybe I should not do this,'” the redditor said.
The Husband Will Have To Explain A Lot
Treat Your Kids Well, Then They’ll Start To Love You
I Mean, How Stupid Can People Be?
But bold actions we all sometimes do without thinking twice about them may have to do with our lack of sense of actions and consequences. This may be deliberate or not, since some people struggle to control their impulsivity.
Another reason may be the fact that we live in the age of instant gratification. From social media to online shopping, the ability to get what we want with the click of a button has eliminated the need for long-term planning and consideration of the potential consequences of our actions.
Our culture has become one of immediacy, where people are more concerned with the short-term gratification of their desires than with the long-term consequences.
Lemme Ask You This
America Gonna Need Credit For Something People From Other Countries Did
Parenting Can Be Tough At Times
Do You Consider This A Human Being?
This lack of foresight has led to a number of problems, both for individuals and society as a whole. For individuals, it has resulted in a lack of financial planning, leading to debt and overspending. It has also led to a lack of responsibility when it comes to personal health and safety, resulting in an increase in reckless behavior and risky activities.
There's A Thin Line Between Confidence And Stupidity And This Guy's Way Over That Line
I was working on a commercial (makeup artist) and we were filming outside all day. I was walking around putting sunscreen on all of the actors and one flat out refused it and said that he never uses it and never burns. Guy ended up frying and blistering and getting heatstroke. Hopefully he learned from that.
Over A Year Ago I Bought A Kettle That Had A Short Plug Lead, Today I Found This
He Isn't Very Good At Hints
I have literally had a girl come sit on my lap, and when walking away giving my hand a gentle pull.... yep, still didn't get it. yay for awkward teenage years.
At Least He’s Cleaning It
On a larger scale, this lack of consideration for the consequences of our actions has led to environmental degradation and climate change. We have failed to take the long-term view and instead have focused on short-term gains, leading to a situation where we are now facing the consequences of our actions.
My Body, My Choice
My Dad Flamin People On Facebook
This is why people need school. Otherwise moody fools like this who get all of their knowledge from Hollywood will bloom, and more posts like this that try to sound cool will appear. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get some food. (Ok I’ll stop now)
German Climate Activists Glue Themselves To The Conductor's Stand At A Concert. The Stand Is Removable So They Were Taken Offstage
The concert continued after a 30-second interruption.
Yeah, Sure
What’s The Problem?
If you are 25+ with no kids... bet you get to sleep and stuff. Sit down for dinner without having to stand up til you're finished. Go on nights out without thinking about childcare. I feel sorry on you. /S :)
I Bet Her Father Knew
Is Not Healthy To Society That People Can Earn Enough To Survive
Natural selection couldn't take these morons soon enough... Smh...
I Never Thought Of That
It’s The Principle Though
Exhibit A
I Desperately Want The Backstory Behind This
Math Is A Myth
A Congressional GOP Candidate For FL-24
King James Bible - Mark 16:13-15. 'And THEY went and told it unto the residue: neither believed THEY THEM. Afterward HE appeared unto the eleven as THEY sat at meat, and upbraided THEM with THEIR unbelief and hardness of heart, because THEY believed not THEM which had seen HIM after HE was risen. And HE said unto THEM, go ye out into the world...'!
Does This Count As A Facepalm?
Clueless Karen
I do want to specify that the employee knew English. He was trying his best to get his message across. It’s just that he spoke in broken English, which the woman couldn’t understand. But everyone else in the vicinity, including myself, could.
Conversely, i know of a lady who, on whirlwind tour of Europe and stressed by language difficulties, one day finding herself in a large seemingly-public building called out 'DOES ANYONE HERE SPEAK ENGLISH?'. After a stunned silence, a well-modulated voice replied 'madam, this IS the Bank of England'.
Indian Billionaires
This Guy
How Is This Even Possible
Guy Thinks Pounds Aren’t Currency
So I Came Out Of The House At 5 This Morning And I Saw This Bloke Leaning On A Wall With A Walking Stick I Thought He Must Be Out Of Breath
Just went back out and he was still there I shouted mate you alright? No reply, so I walked over to check on him and it was a trampoline net hanging over the wall.
The Mystery Of The Exploding Cheese
"We did a full inspection...." like they are the CSI team swooping in, rather than two dumb***ses who can't even wait to post before figuring out what happened.
"It's The West"
You would think r/NewsWithJingjing is a troll subreddit, but you would be wrong. It's a cesspool blending different types of nazi supporters, where -for some weird combination of factors- russian and chinese nationalists regularly come to agree on the stupidest, most idiotic talking points from regime propaganda.
This Is What Worry Looks Like
Sorry but you seem more like a jackhammer yourself if you're worried about that and not how smoking will affect your baby. *Corrected*
Please Write In English
I'm Learning A Lot About Rice Today
One, she can apparently see microscopic bugs. Two, the education system has failed that replier.
Wait Until They Learn How British People Spell The Word "Color"
When will Americans realise that their spelling don't work in other countries lmfao
Complimentary Biscuits 0/10
Digestives are a type of biscuit in the UK for those wondering. They do, tbf, look very similar to these coasters. They're a plain wheat biscuit that you dunk in your tea, you can get chocolate covered ones too!
Talk About Missing The Point
Cancel Culture
They Painted The Shadow
We Are Doomed
I wonder where they think the original York/Hampshire/Jersey is if they are aware that there is a “New” York/Hampshire/Jersey??
Does She Not Know How WiFi Works
This Girl At The Airport Waits Until The Queue Moves All The Way Forward To Move. People Confronted Her And She Said “It’s The Same If I Move Now Or Later”
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There's a lot of hate on here for American bashing posts. And I agree it gets a bit mmuch. Then I read the posts like this and I realise tens of millions of them deserve it. But to the other hundreds of millions, we love you and..... How do you survive?
Aren't you lovely! Thank you for acknowledging that we aren't all too bad. Can I blow you a kiss? Mwah!
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For schools being mandatory in America, there sure are a lot of dummies
Nessbit: They have to go to school but they can't be made to learn.
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Every country has it's share of morons and usually they get the most attention.
Ylime: It's downright embarrassing to think I am in the same species.
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Don't forget us bookkeepers, a word that had three double letters in it, including two "oos"
“Do not be misled: “Bad company corrupts good character.”” ~ 1 Corinthians 15:33
There's a lot of hate on here for American bashing posts. And I agree it gets a bit mmuch. Then I read the posts like this and I realise tens of millions of them deserve it. But to the other hundreds of millions, we love you and..... How do you survive?
Aren't you lovely! Thank you for acknowledging that we aren't all too bad. Can I blow you a kiss? Mwah!
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Nessbit: They have to go to school but they can't be made to learn.
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Ylime: It's downright embarrassing to think I am in the same species.
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“Do not be misled: “Bad company corrupts good character.”” ~ 1 Corinthians 15:33
