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No matter how successful, cool or elegant we are, we all have our days or brief moments when our common sense and dignity bid their farewell to us. Blame it on your brain having a fart, on Mercury in retrograde, on waking up on the wrong foot, it doesn’t change anything.

Sometimes we are all clueless, hilariously naive, and shamelessly embarrassing. So if you just did or said something stupid, we want to give you a big pat on the shoulder and tell you that you are not alone.

Below we wrapped up the list of images featuring people lost in the cloud of their brain farts, so scroll down. Also, be sure to check out more clueless people caught in action in Bored Panda’s previous features here and here.

#1

When You Don't Even Know What You're Fighting For

When You Don't Even Know What You're Fighting For

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Trillian
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What does she even mean "in front of me"? If it was a gender neutral bathroom it would have stalls, no?

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    #2

    That's 668 People Who Lack Critical Thinking

    That's 668 People Who Lack Critical Thinking

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    #3

    Scientific Name = Poison

    Scientific Name = Poison

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    While we can’t tell the reason that made these people act they way they did as seen in the images shared in this post, we can all agree on the obvious: it’s that humans are sometimes bold and unreasonable.

    Luckily, the internet is a perfect place to celebrate these funny occasions. Just like the miscellaneous corner of Reddit known as the “What Could Go Wrong” community, which has been demonstrating examples of “what not to do” since 2013.

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    #4

    She Really Can't Be That Stupid. She's A Liar... Err, Lawyer

    She Really Can't Be That Stupid. She's A Liar... Err, Lawyer

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    #5

    Who Doesn't Love Irony?

    Who Doesn't Love Irony?

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget Satanists. They blatantly use Alice Cooper to get their message out.

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    #6

    Now Your Own Decisions Belong To A Man You Haven't Met

    Now Your Own Decisions Belong To A Man You Haven't Met

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be happy to pretend to be a fiancé/husband working abroad and do a video call giving my consent to anyone having this problem.

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    Previously, we spoke with the creator of what is now a Reddit powerhouse that boasts 7.2 million members. The creator who goes by the nickname Peanutbuttered told us a while back that in a perfect world, r/whatcouldgowrong wouldn’t exist because people would know what is smart to attempt and what isn’t. “But since that’s not the case, at least, we hope the subreddit can help to prevent an injury or save a life."

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    “My hope is that people who are thinking of attempting a stupid stunt will rethink their decision or maybe recall a post they saw on /r/whatcouldgowrong. Then they’ll think, 'maybe I should not do this,'” the redditor said.

    #7

    The Husband Will Have To Explain A Lot

    The Husband Will Have To Explain A Lot

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    #8

    Treat Your Kids Well, Then They’ll Start To Love You

    Treat Your Kids Well, Then They’ll Start To Love You

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are not friends, such a sad way to think of your own child.

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    #9

    I Mean, How Stupid Can People Be?

    I Mean, How Stupid Can People Be?

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tim trying to show what a badass he is, instead he just showed himself to be a clueless a*s! Also, 12.4k people agreed with him, yikes.

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    But bold actions we all sometimes do without thinking twice about them may have to do with our lack of sense of actions and consequences. This may be deliberate or not, since some people struggle to control their impulsivity.

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    Another reason may be the fact that we live in the age of instant gratification. From social media to online shopping, the ability to get what we want with the click of a button has eliminated the need for long-term planning and consideration of the potential consequences of our actions.

    Our culture has become one of immediacy, where people are more concerned with the short-term gratification of their desires than with the long-term consequences.

    #10

    Lemme Ask You This

    Lemme Ask You This

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    #11

    America Gonna Need Credit For Something People From Other Countries Did

    America Gonna Need Credit For Something People From Other Countries Did

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    #12

    Parenting Can Be Tough At Times

    Parenting Can Be Tough At Times

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say 14/10 is well done with extra glitter

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    #13

    Do You Consider This A Human Being?

    Do You Consider This A Human Being?

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    blobby_grrl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, every time I see this I facepalm so hard it never gets old

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    This lack of foresight has led to a number of problems, both for individuals and society as a whole. For individuals, it has resulted in a lack of financial planning, leading to debt and overspending. It has also led to a lack of responsibility when it comes to personal health and safety, resulting in an increase in reckless behavior and risky activities.

    #14

    There's A Thin Line Between Confidence And Stupidity And This Guy's Way Over That Line

    There's A Thin Line Between Confidence And Stupidity And This Guy's Way Over That Line

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    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was working on a commercial (makeup artist) and we were filming outside all day. I was walking around putting sunscreen on all of the actors and one flat out refused it and said that he never uses it and never burns. Guy ended up frying and blistering and getting heatstroke. Hopefully he learned from that.

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    #15

    Over A Year Ago I Bought A Kettle That Had A Short Plug Lead, Today I Found This

    Over A Year Ago I Bought A Kettle That Had A Short Plug Lead, Today I Found This

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    Jen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know that! I just checked mine and discovered mine is at full length but with clips, so I shortened it! Thanks!

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    #16

    He Isn't Very Good At Hints

    He Isn't Very Good At Hints

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    Just_for_this
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have literally had a girl come sit on my lap, and when walking away giving my hand a gentle pull.... yep, still didn't get it. yay for awkward teenage years.

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    #17

    At Least He’s Cleaning It

    At Least He’s Cleaning It

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    On a larger scale, this lack of consideration for the consequences of our actions has led to environmental degradation and climate change. We have failed to take the long-term view and instead have focused on short-term gains, leading to a situation where we are now facing the consequences of our actions.

    #18

    My Body, My Choice

    My Body, My Choice

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    Na Schi
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today's issue on "what we compare women to": it's student loans. (Or maybe he is comparing loans to women, which would be an upgrade for the loans but still offensive for the women 🤔)

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    #19

    My Dad Flamin People On Facebook

    My Dad Flamin People On Facebook

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    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why people need school. Otherwise moody fools like this who get all of their knowledge from Hollywood will bloom, and more posts like this that try to sound cool will appear. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get some food. (Ok I’ll stop now)

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    #20

    German Climate Activists Glue Themselves To The Conductor's Stand At A Concert. The Stand Is Removable So They Were Taken Offstage

    German Climate Activists Glue Themselves To The Conductor's Stand At A Concert. The Stand Is Removable So They Were Taken Offstage

    The concert continued after a 30-second interruption.

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    steaky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shocking look is amazing

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    #21

    Yeah, Sure

    Yeah, Sure

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    Liz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is too depressing to be funny 🙃

    Shayda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to laugh but my face just formed a confused grimace instead

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife's genetic code didn't change, since she kept her family name.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's interesting is that the Y chromosome carries less genetic material than the X chromosome. Furthermore, there is some evidence to show that the Y chromosome is actually losing genetic material across generations. So really, men carry less of a family's genetic code than women do.

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Y chromosome is by far the smallest human chromosome with the least information on it. X chromosomes on the otherhand are esential. Additionally mitochondrial DNA is exclusively passed down through the maternal line.

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that the most important genetic components are stored in the penis

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He mistook "genetic code" for Last Name. Uncle Doofus.

    Icecream Sarang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That right up there with my Ecuadorian MIL telling us our son’s eyes are blue because her great grandmother’s eyes were blue. My eyes are blue. I guess that has nothing to do with it.

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, blue is generally recessive, so without blue eyes somewhere on both sides of the family tree it is exceptionally unlikely a child would have blue eyes. That said, I understand your annoyance.

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sexism is very deeply embedded in this man's genes.

    DEW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to have the talk with your Uncle.

    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to read this twice because I couldn't believe what I just read

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can happen to men too. When I got married my hair color changed and I became Hispanic. Genes are really tricky things. (SMH)

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's best just to nod and smile once uncle has got the cooking wine and starts talking

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can change my DNA code to match no ones!!

    Rabbit Of ill Portent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just.... *sigh* okay I'm going off the grid. The stupid is too strong now.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask him if he knows what you are studying and make sure he knows what it involves and then ask him to repeat what he said but as a question

    Annika Traritrara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please ask the mechanism by which this works and report back #scienceftw

    Nicely
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was not aware that surname was a component of DNA

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah.. relatives trying to edum-u-cate you on (what they KNOW) you have a degree in (and they do not have any knowledge in)... It's where you really get to learn how to see the signs and quickly exit the conversation (no, presenting evidence/scientific fact will not convince them. You know this.)

    Cheez Louise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like some kid dropped chocolate stuff all over the engine

    Rosecat
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have asked him what those components are, and how does the change happen after the marriage.

    Elizabeth McCardell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me strength. Time for this man to get an education.

    Holly The cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Santa Cruz, there was an Earthquake. My dad, a physicist, says he had two science students say "let's go down to the beach and watch the tsunami!"

    Melissa Hamed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're in awe? Of what his stupidity?

    Marci Rommal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? IMHO, the only thing that changes for her is her name (and only if she wants to change it) and the number of people in her family.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This as bad as the GOP politician who said women can somehow prevent getting pregnant if they are raped..... their body knows how to do that.

    Cory Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but can't people see what he was trying to say? Boys are the most important because they're the only ones who determine gender. It's still way way too wrong tho.

    Sharon Dean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dumbfounded" is another word to describe it.....................

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my eyes suddenly turned blue when I married a Scotsman.

    Vicki Cunningham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And these people know how to feed themselves?

    elcee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    didn't realize. last names were part of genetic codes

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exhibit #4,563. Is his name Kevin Sorbo, by chance?

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Politically sucks and so correct me ears are tingling.

    Sheila Cobb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s “offspring”???!!! Duh!!

    Linda Current
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women put up with "mansplaining" every day.

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to be in awe of either ignorance or stupidity.

    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it fantastic to know that because of women our world is so diverse. After all he says she is the change of the genetic code. I'll take credit when it's offered, even if it's cheap credit. 😆 🤣 😂

    David Herz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Up to the level of when a woman is raped she can prevent herself getting pregnant...on the fly science.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do stupid people have more opinions than smart people or do we just linger on them longer while we try to catch our breath?

    Cathy Comfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So are you adopted? 'Cause, just sayin', some real differences in basic intelligence goin' on in your family.

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your dad from Asia and confusing which family a woman belongs to when married with genes?

    Lynne Stankard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, not funny - I'm almost crying in disbelief.

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    . . . "awe" is not the word I would use.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just wow.... and let that boys genetic components find their way to the next boy child without a girl's genetic code... let's hope they aren't trying to procreate...

    YHZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered why the girl gets married off to another family--I mean, in-laws come from both sides, right?

    Annamay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! Unless you're Queen.

    Cheryl Lohr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately there are still people that really think this way. Good luck trying to start a family and you can't find a girl willing to change her genetic code for you.

    Helen Jane Witten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In hindsight I would have loved to have had a daughter as well as my son. As much as I love my son he is all grown up and is a busy bee and getting on with his life etc but a consequence is he hardly if ever phones or visits me these days. I guess my daughter would be the same but it would be nice to have someone to have a bit of a chat with every so often.

    DaisyGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have found the King of the oxygen thieves

    Almostfoxlike
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I meet people this stupid regularly and i want to cry

    Greta Kolding
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he watched the Simpsons episode where Marge said she got the Simpson genes when she married Homer.

    Crystel Nixon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Historically (very historically) this was thought. Maybe he's just repeating the traditional Stories he was told? That was how we learned most information until more modern times. Culture is beautiful but not scientific

    A P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is just a big eff you to Mendel.

    Gionanna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf I heard this about dogs, which of course is total b******t, but about humans... Really?

    Say What
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men will stop at nothing to pretend they're superior to women

    Coffee panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why paying attention during science class is important. This not even advanced science. Just basics. Makes me so mad. 😑

    robman1ok1 Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your uncle a time traveler from the 1600's

    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oxygen is being wasted on ur uncle

    Judi Sherosky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only boys are born then civilization is over!

    Candace Crawford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I marry my uncle? Just as an experiment? Like, for fun? Just to see? And then, like, an automatic divorce?

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what part of the marriage ceremony triggers the woman's genetic code to change? The dress? Saying "I do"? Oh! Maybe it's the song?

    AnneFromAccounting
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... aaand that is how Drumpf got elected.

    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That there is weapons grade mansplaining.

    Lynda Birch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah yeah yeah - tell that to the maternal mitochondrial DNA ..!

    Bubs623
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else remember the Simpsons episode where Marge proudly declared she took Homer's DNA when they married? And Lisa just opened and closed her mouth a few times, not knowing how to even respond? Yeah, I told my kids I took their dad's too. Never though much about it- I said it as a joke. Son came home from school one day, years later, furious at me for embarrassing him because he thought it was true! No words to respond either.

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably can explain Dunning-Kreuger as well.

    The Veil of Fire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of want to transport back in time to B-slap his ancestors and correct their harmful thoughts. The problem is I think most all those ancient old farts thought the same.

    Praecordia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t know thats got genetics work, thanks Uncle for the clarification. /s 🙄 but then also wow.

    deejak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle may be way ahead of his time and is describing epigenetics? I mean, I doubt it, but you know the saying about a stopped clock. (OK but how would this work, really? Woman "gets married off" and suffers enormous stress, which results in methylation to certain DNA regions, which, turns out, may be heritable. So, was uncle basically saying women are more prone to heightened stress levels? Because if so, he might not be wrong.)

    Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well explain to him what "important" informations are saved on the Y chromosome :D my biology teacher always told us, that the information on the Y Chromosome is something like the amount of hair a man has in his ear :D

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that is how genetics work!

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but I get what he means. The genetic code changes when she's married off to another family because that man introduces new genetics. Am I missing something

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    #22

    What’s The Problem?

    What’s The Problem?

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    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are 25+ with no kids... bet you get to sleep and stuff. Sit down for dinner without having to stand up til you're finished. Go on nights out without thinking about childcare. I feel sorry on you. /S :)

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    #23

    I Bet Her Father Knew

    I Bet Her Father Knew

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    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There might be bigger concerns than this when running out of alcohol bothers you so much... And I bet the dad knew what he did anyway

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    #24

    Is Not Healthy To Society That People Can Earn Enough To Survive

    Is Not Healthy To Society That People Can Earn Enough To Survive

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural selection couldn't take these morons soon enough... Smh...

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    #25

    I Never Thought Of That

    I Never Thought Of That

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    Falcon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... just make a Tshirt with emotes on them, so you can point at the one you want like to "use"

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    #26

    It’s The Principle Though

    It’s The Principle Though

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if she ever figured out she is a daftie.

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    #27

    Exhibit A

    Exhibit A

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    Erin Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, this one really isn't their fault but it's cute nonetheless. And also makes me feel ancient.

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    #28

    I Desperately Want The Backstory Behind This

    I Desperately Want The Backstory Behind This

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    Uncanny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bear Be Gone! Effective on both crawling and flying bears.

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    #29

    Math Is A Myth

    Math Is A Myth

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    #30

    A Congressional GOP Candidate For FL-24

    A Congressional GOP Candidate For FL-24

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    King James Bible - Mark 16:13-15. 'And THEY went and told it unto the residue: neither believed THEY THEM. Afterward HE appeared unto the eleven as THEY sat at meat, and upbraided THEM with THEIR unbelief and hardness of heart, because THEY believed not THEM which had seen HIM after HE was risen. And HE said unto THEM, go ye out into the world...'!

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    #31

    Does This Count As A Facepalm?

    Does This Count As A Facepalm?

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    Clueless Karen

    Clueless Karen

    I do want to specify that the employee knew English. He was trying his best to get his message across. It’s just that he spoke in broken English, which the woman couldn’t understand. But everyone else in the vicinity, including myself, could.

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conversely, i know of a lady who, on whirlwind tour of Europe and stressed by language difficulties, one day finding herself in a large seemingly-public building called out 'DOES ANYONE HERE SPEAK ENGLISH?'. After a stunned silence, a well-modulated voice replied 'madam, this IS the Bank of England'.

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    #33

    Indian Billionaires

    Indian Billionaires

    Final-Description625 Report

    vvv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot believe this. 2 in 1. First, the confusion between two completely non related cultures/ nations. But then, even then...what's the point ? What does he want to prove ? Like black people in US' lower living standards but hey there's Beyonce and Jay-Z ...Explain this

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    #34

    This Guy

    This Guy

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    #35

    How Is This Even Possible

    How Is This Even Possible

    floweychloe Report

    Javier loh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the timetable not have the school name on top?

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    #36

    Guy Thinks Pounds Aren’t Currency

    Guy Thinks Pounds Aren’t Currency

    Willytay85 Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to love the USA education system in some parts of the country.

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    #37

    So I Came Out Of The House At 5 This Morning And I Saw This Bloke Leaning On A Wall With A Walking Stick I Thought He Must Be Out Of Breath

    So I Came Out Of The House At 5 This Morning And I Saw This Bloke Leaning On A Wall With A Walking Stick I Thought He Must Be Out Of Breath

    Just went back out and he was still there I shouted mate you alright? No reply, so I walked over to check on him and it was a trampoline net hanging over the wall.

    No-Glove1428 Report

    Xottel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a trampoline net can be exhausting.

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    #38

    The Mystery Of The Exploding Cheese

    The Mystery Of The Exploding Cheese

    ivanvanrio Report

    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We did a full inspection...." like they are the CSI team swooping in, rather than two dumb***ses who can't even wait to post before figuring out what happened.

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    #39

    "It's The West"

    "It's The West"

    Fadedthepro Report

    Jrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would think r/NewsWithJingjing is a troll subreddit, but you would be wrong. It's a cesspool blending different types of nazi supporters, where -for some weird combination of factors- russian and chinese nationalists regularly come to agree on the stupidest, most idiotic talking points from regime propaganda.

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    #40

    This Is What Worry Looks Like

    This Is What Worry Looks Like

    BrightTomatillo Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but you seem more like a jackhammer yourself if you're worried about that and not how smoking will affect your baby. *Corrected*

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    #41

    Please Write In English

    Please Write In English

    GGezpzMuppy Report

    Uncanny
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I smell a scam. She’s WAY too friendly to be French. 😉

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    #42

    I'm Learning A Lot About Rice Today

    I'm Learning A Lot About Rice Today

    Gofterdom Report

    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One, she can apparently see microscopic bugs. Two, the education system has failed that replier.

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    #43

    Wait Until They Learn How British People Spell The Word "Color"

    Wait Until They Learn How British People Spell The Word "Color"

    PirateJohn75 Report

    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will Americans realise that their spelling don't work in other countries lmfao

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    #44

    Complimentary Biscuits 0/10

    Complimentary Biscuits 0/10

    hotelluxband Report

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Digestives are a type of biscuit in the UK for those wondering. They do, tbf, look very similar to these coasters. They're a plain wheat biscuit that you dunk in your tea, you can get chocolate covered ones too!

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    #45

    Talk About Missing The Point

    Talk About Missing The Point

    TheGreatWhiteN9 Report

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    #46

    Cancel Culture

    Cancel Culture

    Mr__O__ Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She obviously belongs to the "Deluded-Rants-Of-The-Month" club.

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    #48

    We Are Doomed

    We Are Doomed

    MysteriousMilkk Report

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder where they think the original York/Hampshire/Jersey is if they are aware that there is a “New” York/Hampshire/Jersey??

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    #49

    Does She Not Know How WiFi Works

    Does She Not Know How WiFi Works

    DangerousOpossum Report

    Naesil 🇫🇮
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But its wireless, why do I need to be at home?"

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    #50

    This Girl At The Airport Waits Until The Queue Moves All The Way Forward To Move. People Confronted Her And She Said “It’s The Same If I Move Now Or Later”

    This Girl At The Airport Waits Until The Queue Moves All The Way Forward To Move. People Confronted Her And She Said “It’s The Same If I Move Now Or Later”

    reddit.com Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come try that in the UK, we will give you such dirty looks and mutter under our breath at you!!

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    #51

    Couples Tee

    Couples Tee

    Evodius Report

    #52

    The US Education System Failed One Of Them, But I Don’t Think It Was Their Friend

    The US Education System Failed One Of Them, But I Don’t Think It Was Their Friend

    menderslan Report

    Erin Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blame those big pull down maps from school of just the US that always had Alaska free floating in the Pacific instead of just showing the whole dang continent.

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    #53

    Surprise Surprise

    Surprise Surprise

    My_Memes_Will_Cure_U Report

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    #54

    That's An Appropriate Answer

    That's An Appropriate Answer

    IgnantTweetz Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I 100% would've have said that, and then made a whole scene about how I'd been riding this lift for weeks waiting for them to pluck up the courage to confess their feelings.

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    #55

    Another Victim Of Simple Mathematics

    Another Victim Of Simple Mathematics

    Thaplayer1209 Report

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a fact. It doesn't care if you agree or not

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    #56

    Bros Bangin

    Bros Bangin

    Srajo101 Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can I get into this line of work, does anyone know?

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    #57

    It’s Almost Sad. Almost

    It’s Almost Sad. Almost

    CapnAdorable , alyrenna123 Report

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a non-fungible token (NFT) of Brooklyn Bridge to sell them.

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    #58

    Covid Is Aids

    Covid Is Aids

    ChaoticVegasMan Report

    Erin Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the result of abstinence only education 😂

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    #59

    Round Of Applause Everyone

    Round Of Applause Everyone

    lib_crusher Report

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they can try their ice hockey skills

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    #60

    The Straights Are Clueless

    The Straights Are Clueless

    CattusGirlius Report

    The Chocolate Gecko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damm straight the straights are clueless.... ok jeez I'll leave

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    #61

    Why Would Anyone Attempt To Correct Someone In A Language They Don’t Know?

    Why Would Anyone Attempt To Correct Someone In A Language They Don’t Know?

    royal_rose_ Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just googled it out of curiousity: Literally means go get f*cked in the *ss or something similar XP

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    #62

    Orthodontist Challenges You To A Battle

    Orthodontist Challenges You To A Battle

    SirCubsalot Report

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    #63

    My Neighbor Is Either Oblivious Or A Genius

    My Neighbor Is Either Oblivious Or A Genius

    HawkeyeNation Report

    #64

    Ah Yes, "Time-Zones"

    Ah Yes, "Time-Zones"

    Dream , valorantpunzo Report

    Tmartin105
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean he's not wrong, time zones do exist...

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    #65

    Virtue Signaling

    Virtue Signaling

    Aki008035 Report

    Snorky The Pig
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will probably get downvoted, but I, as a mixed-race Asian, think the world has blown this whole cultural appropriation thing WAY out of proportion. There is nothing wrong with learning about, and experiencing, different cultures.

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    #66

    Mum Keeps Buying New Knives Every Other Week And Complains They Never Keep Their Edge. She Finally Showed Me Her "Sharpener"

    Mum Keeps Buying New Knives Every Other Week And Complains They Never Keep Their Edge. She Finally Showed Me Her "Sharpener"

    dance1211 Report

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    #67

    When Your Security Gate Is A Ladder

    When Your Security Gate Is A Ladder

    pcjcusaa1636 Report

    Naesil 🇫🇮
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean its probably fine for non high secure area, even if the bars were vertical it shouldnt be too much of a problem to climb over, grap the top ledge and step on the handle.

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    #68

    My Mom Got Me Super Mario Sheets For Christmas And Said, "What? It's Not Like Anyone Else Is Going To See Your Sheets". I'm 24 And Live On My Own

    My Mom Got Me Super Mario Sheets For Christmas And Said, "What? It's Not Like Anyone Else Is Going To See Your Sheets". I'm 24 And Live On My Own

    JohnnyCenter Report

    #69

    Only One Way To Identify The Snake

    Only One Way To Identify The Snake

    jtrebach Report

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely that helps id what antivenom you need?

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    #70

    A Roving Eye Has No Morals

    A Roving Eye Has No Morals

    michellezhaang Report

    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems a reasonable mistake to make - and a nosy / unreasonable thing to comment on...

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    #71

    "Not If You Use Miles Instead Of Kilometers But Point Taken"

    "Not If You Use Miles Instead Of Kilometers But Point Taken"

    Degree_Former Report

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we know why Americans can't use the metric system. Actually, we've always known why.

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    #72

    This Is What Happens When Gender Studies Intersects With Actual Biology

    This Is What Happens When Gender Studies Intersects With Actual Biology

    stillgray , _Jen_Silverman Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can 'milk' the boy cows while I stand and laugh along with the farmer.

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    #73

    Yahoo Answers Might Be Gone, But We Still Have Quora

    Yahoo Answers Might Be Gone, But We Still Have Quora

    tacolordY Report

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be the infamous Quora trolls. Please let it be trolls.

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    #74

    Imagine Being This Stupid

    Imagine Being This Stupid

    Em4gdn3m Report

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    #75

    And That's How You Avoid Paying Child Support

    And That's How You Avoid Paying Child Support

    9sameen Report

    #76

    I Don't Think My Mum Paid Attention To The Jumper She Got Me For Christmas

    I Don't Think My Mum Paid Attention To The Jumper She Got Me For Christmas

    CallMeCurious Report

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get one for next year's Christmas sweater competition in our office?

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    #77

    Told The Customer To Pack The Laptops With Care. This Is How That Worked Out

    Told The Customer To Pack The Laptops With Care. This Is How That Worked Out

    xjsred3000 Report

    blobby_grrl
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I have that laptop! I think they’ll be fine Lenovos are indestructible

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    #78

    As It Turns Out Arizona Is A Part Of Mexico

    As It Turns Out Arizona Is A Part Of Mexico

    Dhyan_95 Report

    Joshua Edrick Lim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lets appreciate this tweet before it dies in 2026

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    #79

    Ridiculous They're Making Zelda A Girl

    Ridiculous They're Making Zelda A Girl

    heyzeus92 Report

    #80

    God Forbid We Let Our Children Learn About Things That Actually Exist

    God Forbid We Let Our Children Learn About Things That Actually Exist

    turnerpike20 Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did the Titanic become a conspiracy theory? Not heard that one before.

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    #81

    Apparently, You’re Not Actually Fasting Unless You Haven’t Eaten In Two Days

    Apparently, You’re Not Actually Fasting Unless You Haven’t Eaten In Two Days

    itsthecringefactory Report

    Some black giirrrrllll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I accidentally pronounced ykwim as a word. Yeekwim🥲

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    #82

    My Package Was Delivered To The Post Office, I Got Out Of Bed, Put Some Shoes On And I Went To Get It, Got Home And Noticed My Shorts Had Been Inside Out

    My Package Was Delivered To The Post Office, I Got Out Of Bed, Put Some Shoes On And I Went To Get It, Got Home And Noticed My Shorts Had Been Inside Out

    lavloves Report

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    #83

    Thank You For Your Profound Observation

    Thank You For Your Profound Observation

    Revealed_Jailor Report

    #84

    English Is A Universal Language

    English Is A Universal Language

    Anal_Torpedo_88 Report

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the root of the word is greek and latin and it does sound similar in many other languages like Genozid in German. Genocide is still the English word for it.

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    #85

    Who Says No To A Pizza?

    Who Says No To A Pizza?

    twotimetony Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, might as well shoot yourself if you missed out on pizza

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    #86

    Came To Visit The Right-Wing In-Laws For Thanksgiving And Got To Stay In The “American Room”

    Came To Visit The Right-Wing In-Laws For Thanksgiving And Got To Stay In The “American Room”

    sleazycookies Report

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    #87

    Yeah, Just Like The Egyptians Modeled Their Tombs After The Bass Pro Shops In Memphis

    Yeah, Just Like The Egyptians Modeled Their Tombs After The Bass Pro Shops In Memphis

    Angelix Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they just pressed Ctrl+C then Ctrl+V

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    #88

    I Think She Was Confused

    I Think She Was Confused

    Borgenschatz Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually they’re both wrong, “paracetamol” and “acetaminophen” are both generic names of the same drug, neither is a brand name.Double facepalm!

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    #89

    My Very Tech-Challenged Father-In-Law Sent The Entire Family A Picture Of His Breakfast This Morning. It Had A Watermark Which I Can't Explain

    My Very Tech-Challenged Father-In-Law Sent The Entire Family A Picture Of His Breakfast This Morning. It Had A Watermark Which I Can't Explain

    trustysidekick Report

    Mark Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people like to watch things get hot? Sorry, I'll leave quietly.

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    #90

    Purified Blood

    Purified Blood

    ParchedWatchdog Report

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who took a "homeopathic covid vaccine" and when I asked many times what it was, she admitted it was her own urine.

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    #91

    A Girl At Work Drew What She Thinks The Map Of The USA Looks Like. She's Almost 30 With 2 Kids. The NC Public School System Has Really Failed Her

    A Girl At Work Drew What She Thinks The Map Of The USA Looks Like. She's Almost 30 With 2 Kids. The NC Public School System Has Really Failed Her

    Katewalsh83 Report

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more I look the more I'm amazed/ stunned! What does she think is the land that isn't labelled as a state is? No man's land? I have so many questions I'd love to ask!

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    #92

    Fascinating Calculation

    Fascinating Calculation

    tdmoney26 Report

    #93

    He Realized It Too Late

    He Realized It Too Late

    itkeekz , itkeekz Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶My boss, deleted her email too quickly, and now these days, no one knows just what they should do…🎶

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    #94

    He Was Taking A Bath

    He Was Taking A Bath

    Mditty129 Report

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    #95

    Pan Flip

    Pan Flip

    Elizabeth6133 Report

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww I wanted to the see the Roblox pan flip!

    #96

    I Made A Mistake. Parmesan Cheese With Sugar

    I Made A Mistake. Parmesan Cheese With Sugar

    LaurenSomm Report

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for doing this experiment, but we need more info on the results.

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    #97

    My Goodness What An Idea! Why Didn't Anyone Else Think Of This

    My Goodness What An Idea! Why Didn't Anyone Else Think Of This

    wnd_wong Report

    Javier loh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Type 1 diabetes: guess I'll die

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    #98

    Found This In The Ceiling At Work. Great Job Chris

    Found This In The Ceiling At Work. Great Job Chris

    texacer Report

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    #99

    Meanwhile In Ireland

    Meanwhile In Ireland

    seagalogist Report

    #100

    Condoms Are Eco-Friendly, While Papers Are Not

    Condoms Are Eco-Friendly, While Papers Are Not

    masuniverse Report

    Lou Lopez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's an excellent example of a strawman fallacy - that argument is not the argument OP is making, it is a made-up argument the second person created and believes they can win to discredit OP. This also is meant to keep OP on the defensive in the exchange to further make them appear weak. Common troll/Alt-blight tactic.

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    #101

    Oh Musk

    Oh Musk

    elonmusk , elonmusk Report

    les
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do they have free speach on twitter? i called elon musk a spoiled man child 4 years ago and my account was banned in december

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    #102

    My Mother Bought My Son A Souvenir On Her European Vacation. My Son Likes Green, And My Mother Thought This Pen Had A Pretty Green Design, Oblivious To What It Actually Was

    My Mother Bought My Son A Souvenir On Her European Vacation. My Son Likes Green, And My Mother Thought This Pen Had A Pretty Green Design, Oblivious To What It Actually Was

    zinovievsk Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is, is that actually a pen, or do you somehow smoke weed out of it? 🤔

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    #103

    Throwback To The Time Some Guy Sent Me This

    Throwback To The Time Some Guy Sent Me This

    Automatic_Computer20 Report

    #104

    Silly Me. Why Would I Think Outdoor Candle Would Keep Mosquitoes Away

    Silly Me. Why Would I Think Outdoor Candle Would Keep Mosquitoes Away

    Unoriginal_0G Report

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They work. They just can’t claim they work lest someone gets bit, has a reaction and sues them for what they thought was 100% protection at all distances.

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    #105

    Two Teams Of Builders Building A Bike Lane "On The Right-Hand Side" (Mariupol, Ukraine)

    Two Teams Of Builders Building A Bike Lane "On The Right-Hand Side" (Mariupol, Ukraine)

    anthonybsd Report

    Debbie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll probably have to redo it anyway now... I can't imagine this picture is recent. Looks pretty though.

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    #106

    Wife: Your So-Called 2-In-1 Universal Cable Doesn't Work. My Phone Wasn't Charged Last Night

    Wife: Your So-Called 2-In-1 Universal Cable Doesn't Work. My Phone Wasn't Charged Last Night

    sleepyalex Report

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might have made that mistake, assuming the wire branched off.

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    #107

    Well, That’s Not How It Works

    Well, That’s Not How It Works

    ycsm1n Report

    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see that being a mistake someone could make. Sure they have a key on the site though. Your friend isn't guilty of being stupid, just ignorant :)

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    #108

    A Private Company No Longer Wanting To Do Business With Another Private Company Has Nothing To Do With The First Amendment

    A Private Company No Longer Wanting To Do Business With Another Private Company Has Nothing To Do With The First Amendment

    Mr__O__ Report

    #109

    What Could Go Wrong Driving Through A Tunnel

    What Could Go Wrong Driving Through A Tunnel

    PxN13 Report

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once when walking home from the grocery store we saw a guy with two bikes upright like this about to drive into a very low-ceiling garage and tried to warn him...he flipped us off and then quickly realized the error of his ways. They looked expensive too.

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    #110

    New Year's Revolution

    New Year's Revolution

    OnyxTemplar Report

    Follo00
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, if you change a habit, it is a bit of a revolution

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    #111

    Using Water Instead Of Oil In Your Engine

    Using Water Instead Of Oil In Your Engine

    Micheiba Report

    #112

    He's A Little Confused, But He's Got The Spirit

    He's A Little Confused, But He's Got The Spirit

    drewlego Report

    Triv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who, in the right type of mood, would pick up the bike, take the cable off from the post, and then put the bike right back for the bike owner to find so he can realize how... ill-advised that was?

    #113

    Pats Box… That’s Not Going Anywhere

    Pats Box… That’s Not Going Anywhere

    Venezuelakro Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just little tighter and you got yourself a curved TV!

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    #114

    15 Push-Ups?

    15 Push-Ups?

    reddit.com Report

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents like this think their kids can do no wrong

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    #115

    Sally Manilla

    Sally Manilla

    jonytano Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sally Manilla? Doesn't ring a bell. I know a fisherwoman named Salmon Ella though XP

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    #116

    Why Is The Unvaccinated Child Getting Sick?

    Why Is The Unvaccinated Child Getting Sick?

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    Na Schi
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without the title I thought she was into some weird carrot-health cult, which probably would only be half as bad as not vaccinating your child.

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    #117

    My Friend's Girlfriend Was Completely Oblivious That She Was At Her Own Engagement

    My Friend's Girlfriend Was Completely Oblivious That She Was At Her Own Engagement

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    Talitha Jansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not dumb for not having eyes in the back of your head. That's something we leave to the hill people.

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    #118

    What Could Go Wrong Trying To Drive On Frozen Pond

    What Could Go Wrong Trying To Drive On Frozen Pond

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    #119

    Claire Buoyant

    Claire Buoyant

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    #120

    Need I Explain More?

    Need I Explain More?

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    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needlepoint pliers, bend open one by one? Of course many people won't have any such pliers available...

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    #121

    Customer Demands Refund Because They Don’t Know How To Measure A TV Screen

    Customer Demands Refund Because They Don’t Know How To Measure A TV Screen

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    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone missing what's going on here. They measure the size diagonally.

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    #122

    My Friend Was At The Airport, And This Old French Woman Just Didn't Care

    My Friend Was At The Airport, And This Old French Woman Just Didn't Care

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    Owen
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's rocking socks and sandals too. Beware, because she is mighty.

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    #123

    Always Bring Poop Purée On Vacation

    Always Bring Poop Purée On Vacation

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're both wrong 😂😂😂😂😂

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    #124

    Contractor Got Angry And Left The Job When We Asked Him To Use The Spacers We Bought For The Backsplash

    Contractor Got Angry And Left The Job When We Asked Him To Use The Spacers We Bought For The Backsplash

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contractor got angry. Contractor not got paid, right?

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    #125

    Still Don't Get How People Can Be This Oblivious

    Still Don't Get How People Can Be This Oblivious

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    Not-a-Clue-What-to-Call-Myself
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get how this is even possible. It certainly isn't in the UK.

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    #126

    Trying To Cancel Someone For "Cultural Appropriation", All While That Person Is Actually From The Culture In Question. Pokimane Is Half Moroccan

    Trying To Cancel Someone For "Cultural Appropriation", All While That Person Is Actually From The Culture In Question. Pokimane Is Half Moroccan

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual hell??? I'm not African but I have curly hair! It's not exclusive you know

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    #127

    My Mum Just Bought This Pretty Necklace

    My Mum Just Bought This Pretty Necklace

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    #128

    The Person Who Gave Me The Booster Shot Put The Bandage In The Wrong Spot

    The Person Who Gave Me The Booster Shot Put The Bandage In The Wrong Spot

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    Domi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me a few times, I stopped getting angry about it, after I saw how much work the nurses have in the hospital.

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    #129

    Well I'm 2 Hours Into My Shift And Noticed I Put On Two Different Shoes This Morning

    Well I'm 2 Hours Into My Shift And Noticed I Put On Two Different Shoes This Morning

    LtColShinySides Report

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “This HAS to be right! I’ve got another pair just like it at home!”😂

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    #130

    I Know It's My Own Fault For Going On Facebook But This Really Makes Me Worry For The Human Race

    I Know It's My Own Fault For Going On Facebook But This Really Makes Me Worry For The Human Race

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    NetworkMan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just want to check I got this right. Starting at 0 - Bought for 800 = -800, sold for 1000, so now on +200. Then again for 1100, so -900 now, and then sold for 1300, so +400 right?

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    #131

    I Told A Customer It Wouldn't Work, But She Insisted. When She Saw It, She Said Nothing And Left

    I Told A Customer It Wouldn't Work, But She Insisted. When She Saw It, She Said Nothing And Left

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my more memorable customer interactions was with a uni student who was trying to photocopy transparencies and couldn't, no matter how I tried, understand why the *white copier paper* wasn't turning clear when she copied.

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    #132

    Confusing Volume For Weight, And Even Then, Forgetting That A Can Adds Weight

    Confusing Volume For Weight, And Even Then, Forgetting That A Can Adds Weight

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    Jeremy Busse-Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something we've actually done in my industry. Basically, if you know the weight of one item, then weigh the whole package of items, you can determine the number of items. Some scales will do the calculation and read out in items. In this case, provided the scale is calibrated to the density of the fluid and tared with the weight of an empty can, you can absolutely tell how many fluid ounces are there based on weight. That said, I doubt the scale is calibrated for Sprite, and looking at the final measurement, it's reasonable to assume it wasn't tared correctly.

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    #133

    Local Idiot Mistakes Dental Dye Tablets For Fentanyl

    Local Idiot Mistakes Dental Dye Tablets For Fentanyl

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what fentanyl looks like but giving out unmarked tablets to kids does not sound like a good idea either

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    #134

    My Wife Asked, “What’s The Difference Between C4 And C8 Batteries?” She Didn’t Know, So She Bought Both Of Them

    My Wife Asked, “What’s The Difference Between C4 And C8 Batteries?” She Didn’t Know, So She Bought Both Of Them

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