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In life, we all get our chance to shine, like nailing an important presentation at work or leading the football team to victory. Such highs make us want to share our joy with everyone. On the other hand, we also have those embarrassing moments—searching for our keys while holding them or misplacing our groceries.

On such occasions, our common sense takes a backseat, and our brain refuses to function—a brain fart, if you will. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Sometimes, people are hilariously clueless and naive and thankfully, someone captured it on camera.

To help you momentarily forget your goof-ups and lift your spirits, Bored Panda has collected a list of silly things that people have said and done.

#1

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

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HighNMightyBigshotBossOfWorld
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same sidewalk, cemetery, church, school, neighborhoods, department stores, restaurants, gas stations, supermarkets, colleges etc.etc.etc. Even though those institutions are supported by Black taxes, so yeah...Black people have always subsidized white people by white people giving themselves the majority of the handouts. White people benefit from Black taxes

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    #2

    Lesson Learned

    Lesson Learned

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    #3

    Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says

    Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me that he deserved it

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    Have you ever been in a situation where you randomly blank out or end up doing something silly, and wonder, "What was I thinking?" Welcome to the world of brain farts – those awkward moments when our mind stops functioning, leaving us confused and sometimes embarrassed.

    Our brains are incredibly complex organs, capable of processing vast amounts of information efficiently. But they experience hiccups from time to time, or 'cognitive dysfunction'.

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    #4

    It's Just Sad

    It's Just Sad

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    #5

    All Because He Felt Bad He Didn’t Pay Her Enough

    All Because He Felt Bad He Didn’t Pay Her Enough

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    #6

    Prove Me Wrong, Gladly

    Prove Me Wrong, Gladly

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    Wintermute
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stupidest part of this post is that he replied to click bait in an attempt to correct it, then it got reposted as a burn to someone who was farming for clicks in the first place. Xander-bot knew exactly what it was doing, and it worked.

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, look! It's book! Don't be a fool, just read' it's cool! * hands Xander a pile of Dr. Seuss stories *

    Ash Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those posts are intenionally dumb toi get people to comment

    Jasmyn JAY
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And looking at the comments on here🤦🏾‍♀️ I think Alot of people are more "dumb" than the one who posted the initial comment.

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    Boris Ezomo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those wondering, Bollywood is the Nigerian movie industry, second largest by size after Bollywood (Indian) and most watched in Africa. Hollywood is largest by revenue.

    Miriah Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thing is, the op wasn't being dumb, they're baiting for engagement to make money. And tens of thousands of people fall for it every time.

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That clearly is just rage bait or a bot.

    Rhodri Terrell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Book. Cooperate. Hooligan. Room. Choosing. Proof. Good. Wood. Stool. Should I keep going?

    iamjusthereforthecruise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    finally!!! a post including a nigerian that does not involve scamming

    iamjusthereforthecruise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love how i know i would react the same way and also because i'm literally from the same country as the dude

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Xander, don't be a buffoon. What you are saying right now makes you sound like a looney goon XP

    Janet L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a very tiny molehill to die on

    Jane Draznin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ya, school is cool. Tooth fairy is bussin

    Veronica Osarenren
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not in the mood to be with this fool anyway

    ERMAHGERD DINOSAURS
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loom? Gloom. Goon. Boob. Gloop. Boop. Google. Goober. Boogie. Poodle. Stoop. Poor. Troop. Toon. Doodle. Moor. Toot. Groom. Hoot. Hoop. Root. Booth. Footfall. Football. Broom. Bloom. Wooden. Doom. Shoot. Hooman. Zoom. Swoop. Swoon. Scoop. Coop. Cool. Kangaroo. Manhood. Mongoose. Choose. Raccoon. Baboon. Balloon. FFS this is too easy. Maybe they were joking…Boom. Vrrmmvroom.

    meghan kawczynski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good that this fool thought he was too cool for school!

    Irrational Gardener
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once in a blue moon, we see a post that is just too much. Soon he will appreciate a good education, once he reads the boos and hisses in the comments and realizes he was being a boor. He might need a shot of booze to get through the embarrassment but we can all root for his improvement. Come on y'all, raise the roof!

    PaperinoVB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There has been a literal flood of responses.

    Kitzie Paloma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pool, school, wool, cool, tool....

    catherine todd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOOD, MOOD and more... Xander world, are you just trying to get comments? Or just FOOLish?

    Bookworm5000
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That fool probably lost his cool and started yelling about how he DID go to preschool.......but he didn't mention that he was kicked out.

    Meredith Parker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fool, loot, toot, root, boot, foot, roof, moon, noon, goon, goose, c**n, boon, boom, hoot, hoop, loop, drool, tool, loon,

    Brenda S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big Man, this is too sad for words.

    DarCee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just to get people to interact with their account. They know everyone will come to ‘prove’ them wrong 😑

    DarCee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know those posts are just to get comments and interactions, right?

    Donna Partain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GOOD, GOOGLE, BROOK, BOOGER, COOKIE... THAT TEACHER IS OBVIOUSLY OVERPAID, UNDERWORKED, AND MAY NEED TO BE PROSECUTED! THIS IS PROOF THAT PAYING TEACHER MORE MONEY HAS NOT MADE OUR STUDENTS SMARTER-QUITE THE OPPOSITE! WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE TEACHERS AS LONG AS THEY HAVE CHILDREN-THEY WANT THEM TO LEARN ALSO! STOP KISSING TEACHER ASSES AND START DEMANDING THAT THEY START DOING THEIR JOBS! YOU ARE MY CHILD'S TEACHER-NOT MY CHILD'S PARENT-LEARN THE DIFFERENCE AND DO YOUR DAMN JOBS!

    Bill Marsano
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fool! (And that's just for starters)

    David Gabby's Daddy Jackson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boom room soon tool Book rook took look too foo coop pool rood cool wool co-own tooth goon too (That's just three minutes work. It's pointless to continue.)

    Tom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the weird kind of 'phishing' are there "no words with 'random thing' other than 'basic one-of-a-dozen word' ?

    Linda Riebel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blood good cool I could go on....

    JNDauterive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good? flood? too? roof? goof? doodle? And that’s in under a minute.

    J Coover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a tired, old hook. People post stupid, clearly false things, for no reason other than to get clicks. Just don't respond!

    lee the powerful
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pool noodle poodle i could keep going if i wanted to

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From your room, get a good balloon and fly to the moon.

    randomhungryhamsterperson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mood, fool, food, moon, room, stool, poop ect.ect.

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad too many poodles listen to fools who don't know when it's good to shut your face.

    Carol Farrington
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Books which this doesn’t know exist..

    Giant Thor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, honest question. What is Nollywood? I've never heard of that word

    Moo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was totally for clicks and this person fell for it lol

    Jennifer Lynn
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are reaction/comment-farming posts. and the fact that the person didn't realize that also says a lot about education

    Jayeff Vee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you read that in a book? Do you own a tool? Did you have a close look? Off the hook? near a brook? You're a shnook! ("Fool of a Took!")

    Jayeff Vee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Challenge accepted. First, spell coordination.

    Amber Miller
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "OO" seems to be the challenge and K-MAN goes on to use 10+ words utilizing the OO words that Zander finds so uncommon. Well played K-MAN

    Moë
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wonder if they’re being serious when they do this? They can’t really be that stupid can they?

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will shook him for sure! :D

    Peryton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly the original comment was a joke

    LiuLiu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    schooled!

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dump him in the... pool.

    Blyss Blyssylb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh GOOD... this FOOL admits his need to remain in SCHOOL

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could, however, I lack both the time and the crayons to explain it to you.... ( Wood, however, is a start.... )

    JLo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cool, drool, fool, pool, poo, stool, tool, zoo, ...

    Ge Po
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chosing the right boks and tols in schol to learn and make stols?

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the people who think that people like that are serious is absurd.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A street education tells you when someone is irritating you just to get a response.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought those were just to get your info.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stoopid ... wait. nevermind.

    Mike K
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem is, some people just post ridiculous things like this for the comments and clicks.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing they weren't thinking (good) and misunderstood. I dunno. Lots of good words.

    Sweet Fanny Adams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    boob8book10boom8boon6boor6boos6boot6broo6coof9cook10cool6coop8coos6coot6doom7door5food8fool7foot7good6goof8goon5goop7goos5hood8hoof10hook11hoop9hoot7kook12loof7look8loom6loon4loop6loos4loot4mood7mool6moon6moor6moos6moot6nook8noon4oohs7oops6oots4ooze13oozy16pood7poof9pooh9pool6poon6poop8poor6poos6rood5roof7rook8room6root4shoo7sook8soon4soot4took8tool4toom6toon4toot4wood8woof10wool7woos7zoom15zoon13zoos13

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    A brain fart, which can be linked to cognitive dysfunction, perfectly describes those instances when our mental processes seem to malfunction. Thankfully, many of these glitches are quite common and easy to manage.

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    We can hit a roadblock when our stress levels skyrocket or we are exhausted. This causes our attention to waver and our memory to play hide-and-seek. Picture this: you're working late in the night, trying to finish a last-minute project, and you keep reading the same paragraph over and over again, unable to understand a word of it.

    It is hard to concentrate when our brains are pushed to the limit. In order to recharge our batteries, we should indulge in relaxing activities or hit the gym. This will not only soothe our soul but also help kick stress to the curb.

    #7

    The "Fidget Stick" Was Bothersome

    The "Fidget Stick" Was Bothersome

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    #8

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    #9

    Ah, Yes, $4k Rent

    Ah, Yes, $4k Rent

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    ADZ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another example of how having money doesn't mean you've earned it or have any intelligence.

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    #10

    Every Job Should Be Appreciated

    Every Job Should Be Appreciated

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    Faith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably made just as much as him too. How rude

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    #11

    $15 Tacos

    $15 Tacos

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    #12

    What Is This New Email You Speak Of?

    What Is This New Email You Speak Of?

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Outlook was released in January, 1997!

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    In today's fast-paced world filled with distractions, staying focused can be difficult. One moment of distraction, and bam! our train of thought derails, leaving us wondering where it all went wrong. That's the magic (or rather, the mischief) of a brain fart, it sneaks up on us when we least expect it, turning our well-laid plans into hilarious moments.

    Participating in meditation events or learning new breathing techniques helps to sharpen our attention and focus on the present moment. In fact, organizational tools such as calendars or to-do lists are a great way to keep your appointments and tasks in check. A structured approach helps prevent those "oops" moments.

    #13

    Judging A Book By Its Cover

    Judging A Book By Its Cover

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    #14

    Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?

    Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also cats. Don't give them cream...

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    #15

    So Penguins Are Mammals Now

    So Penguins Are Mammals Now

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    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with teachers for 25 years. Many of them are not as smart as you think.

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    While multitasking is impressive, sometimes it's a recipe for disaster. When we attempt to do too many tasks at once, our brains get overwhelmed, like a computer that has too many tabs open. And just like that, we start to lag because of the overload.

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    To avoid going from lightning-fast to snail's pace, one should focus on one task at a time. When we keep switching between different things, our brains need time to refocus and this prevents us from fully immersing ourselves in the task at hand. It’s harder to achieve meaningful progress while multitasking. So, remember to take a deep breath, and tackle things like the productivity pro you are.

    #16

    She Doesn't Know What's Coming

    She Doesn't Know What's Coming

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    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my wife was giving birth, someone in another room was also giving birth but had refused all pain relief. The screams......

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    #17

    A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight

    A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight

    My credit card was hacked. I think the guy did it by hacking my Gmail account because he signed up for Priceline using the Gmail login button.

    I called my bank and canceled it. I logged into Priceline to see if I could get any information about the person who booked the flight. I saw I could cancel it for no charge. So I did it because it was going to be faster to get a refund from Priceline than my bank.

    Two days later I got this email. It had his photo and phone number. It matched the name on the flight too.

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    Don’t forget, sleep is your brain's secret weapon that keeps your cognitive powers in top shape. Not getting enough rest can impair memory, attention, and your decision-making abilities. Imagine: You are staring blankly at the fridge, wondering what exactly you are looking for. It's like your brain hit the snooze button along with your alarm clock.

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    That's why it's important to prioritize quality sleep. Aim for a solid 7-9 hours of uninterrupted shut-eye every night, and it will help you efficiently tackle whatever challenges the day throws your way.

    #19

    Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music

    Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one of those people would have spent time in the 90's listening to Nirvana, etc and the other.........thinks "middle aged" people can't wear band t-shirts of popular bands or of bands they like.

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    #20

    Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him

    Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're an uneducated incel without telling me etc.

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    #21

    Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It

    Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is also called a totalitarian system and most countries don't like it at all.

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    With a bit of mindfulness, a good night's sleep, and some stress-busting techniques up our sleeves, we can turn those dumb moments into tiny blips on the radar of our brilliant minds. Meanwhile, it never hurts to enjoy those occasional silly situations where we goof up. Have you ever experienced a brain fart? Tell us about your funniest struggles in the comments below.

    #22

    Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

    Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then all the hospital staff clapped.

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    #23

    My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping

    My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping

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    #24

    Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts

    Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts

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    Boris Ezomo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust lost. Sign of stupidity. It's literally written on the syringe. Fire her, before she burns down your house.

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    #25

    I Have No Words

    I Have No Words

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    Alewa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong! It's 40 years. 2003-2013=10, 2013-2023=10, 2003-2023=20. 40 in sum.

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    #26

    Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots

    Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots

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    User# 6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I replaced all the ingredients with water because they have too many calories and now my cake tastes just like my soups.

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    #27

    Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest

    Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest

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    Marianne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So gay, having children with a woman...

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    #28

    Virgin Mary Strikes Again

    Virgin Mary Strikes Again

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    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um..someone please sit her down and explain the birds and the bees to her. Well, unless she's caring for a sibling due to death of their parents.

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    #29

    "Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"

    "Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"

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    #30

    Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive

    Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive

    My stepdad will not let me remove this thin foil for the entire week because he thinks the eclipse will burn us somehow, and now the entire apartment looks like a cave (the first photo is my room, and the second is the kitchen/living room).

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    Snazzy Smurf
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is mild compared to how others reacted. The lady in Florida lost her mind completely. Sadly, I am not exaggerating.

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    #31

    Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American

    Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American

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    #32

    The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will

    The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will

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    #33

    And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?

    And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?

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    ADZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some one agreed to have sex with this guy at least twice.

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    #34

    Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks

    Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do this intentionally to teach you not to park in front of hydrants.

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    #35

    An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge

    An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge

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    Amity_Calamity
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was dumb for doing that but hopefully everyone is okay!

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    #36

    Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies

    Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is headed for a Darwin award!

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    #38

    "He Looks Very White For A Spanish Guy"

    "He Looks Very White For A Spanish Guy"

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    #39

    Apparently, Crying At Your Wedding Is Considered Gay Now

    Apparently, Crying At Your Wedding Is Considered Gay Now

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    #40

    When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This

    When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This

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    Marie Clear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well in fairness, think of the people he probably hangs with. He might just be the top 86%.

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    #41

    Women Lose Their Autism If They Have A Child

    Women Lose Their Autism If They Have A Child

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    #42

    Blood Is Blue, Apparently

    Blood Is Blue, Apparently

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sadly a common myth. Deoxygenated blood is a darker red than oxygenated blood, but both are still very much red

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    #43

    I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is

    I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is

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    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unwind the tape spool until it reaches the scissors

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    #44

    Someone Forgot How An Acronym Works

    Someone Forgot How An Acronym Works

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    #45

    Fiancée Wanted An Iced Latte

    Fiancée Wanted An Iced Latte

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    #46

    Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight

    Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight

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    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be mighty tempted to take the money - and continue coughing in his direction for the rest of the flight

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    #47

    The Entitlement Is Strong With This One

    The Entitlement Is Strong With This One

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    #48

    The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch

    The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch

    CAPATOB_64 Report

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    #49

    Science Is Too Hard

    Science Is Too Hard

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    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dread to think why he has put the word space in quote marks

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    #50

    My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold

    My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold

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    Amity_Calamity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guesss that's better than eating waffles with mold and thinking its chocolate

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    #51

    Georgia

    Georgia

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    #52

    She Got Him

    She Got Him

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    #53

    An Honest Mistake

    An Honest Mistake

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    #54

    Let Me Just Fill This Iron With Sugar Water, What Could Go Wrong?

    Let Me Just Fill This Iron With Sugar Water, What Could Go Wrong?

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    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this is why hair dryers have warnings not to use in the shower.

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    #55

    This Is Actually Insane

    This Is Actually Insane

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    #56

    Who's Going To Tell Him That That's Simply Oxidation, And Not "Toxins"?

    Who's Going To Tell Him That That's Simply Oxidation, And Not "Toxins"?

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    User# 6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should straighten it out and stick it up your ärse for maximum effect.

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    #57

    "How To Fix It?"

    "How To Fix It?"

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    maka paka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you work out your son failed. You failed as a parent and a decent human

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    #58

    What Do You Expect Them To Do?

    What Do You Expect Them To Do?

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After you say no, they should grab you by your hair and then take you to their cave to explain that "maybe means yes and no means maybe", obviously 😌 /s

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    #59

    Just Leave Your Neighbor Alone

    Just Leave Your Neighbor Alone

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    #60

    Woke Up To This Conversation Between My Co-Owner And A New Member

    Woke Up To This Conversation Between My Co-Owner And A New Member

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably homeschooled using material from above.

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    #61

    Our Flight Attendant Repeatedly Insisted That My Son "Turn Off His Device"

    Our Flight Attendant Repeatedly Insisted That My Son "Turn Off His Device"

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    maka paka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna take a guess and say this never happened

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    #62

    For The Last Six Years, I Thought My Car's Hood Emblem Was Blue. It Turns Out, It Was Just A Protective Film

    For The Last Six Years, I Thought My Car's Hood Emblem Was Blue. It Turns Out, It Was Just A Protective Film

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo you never washed that thing? Never got up close? Ok. Not judging just surprised

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    #63

    Scissors Of Satan

    Scissors Of Satan

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    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a hunch, when they move in together at least one of their cats will be named Emily Dickinson.

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    #64

    He Really Said That With His Whole Chest

    He Really Said That With His Whole Chest

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    Felidae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh drat, I better start warning the other 4.6 million people who live here in Cape Town that we better start packing, as all this time we have been living in a direction. Sorry for the other millions of South Africans, but I don't have time to warn them all. Thanks for the laugh on this cold autumn day.

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    #65

    The Amount Of Likes Is Scary

    The Amount Of Likes Is Scary

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    Alewa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, what orange named doesn't make a country a country...

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    #66

    Wait, What?

    Wait, What?

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    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually used to push them towards, then off, the edge of cliffs.

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    #67

    Mom Needs To Go Back To School

    Mom Needs To Go Back To School

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    ADZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kkk hood must be for formal profile pics.

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    #68

    That’s One Way To Approach The Topic, I Guess

    That’s One Way To Approach The Topic, I Guess

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    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's people like this that give Christians a bad name 🤦🏼‍♀️. Please note, I'm not trying to start a theological debate - everyone should be free to believe what they believe, without hate.

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    #69

    Everybody Can Run 7-Minute Miles

    Everybody Can Run 7-Minute Miles

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    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of get this one after you hear stories of mothers lifting entire cars to save their children and such. It's not mental toughness though it's pushing past you bodies natural defense mechanisms that keep you from injuring yourself.

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    #70

    Nissan Rogue Driver Gets Stuck Making A Turn On A Denver Bike Path Footbridge

    Nissan Rogue Driver Gets Stuck Making A Turn On A Denver Bike Path Footbridge

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is but a never ending intelligence test. Some fail miserably and wouldn't have survived in any other period.

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    #71

    Flat-Earthers Indoctrinating Children From Birth

    Flat-Earthers Indoctrinating Children From Birth

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    #72

    My Friend Met A Guy Very Confused By Pronouns

    My Friend Met A Guy Very Confused By Pronouns

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    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me this sounds like a person trying, getting it wrong, and apologising

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    #73

    Just Accept Him

    Just Accept Him

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be insight, or the start of some reflection.

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    #74

    Finally Found One

    Finally Found One

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    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the sun exploded, we'd see it 8 minutes later. But the sound wouldn't reach us until 14 years later. Doesn't matter tho, because, well, we're all dead.

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    #75

    And 120 Minutes Is 1 Hour And 20 Minutes, Right?

    And 120 Minutes Is 1 Hour And 20 Minutes, Right?

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone forgot how ratios work. Time to go back to middle school

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    #76

    This Riddle Doesn't Make Sense. I'm Desperately Trying To Work Out Their Reasoning, But Nothing Fits

    This Riddle Doesn't Make Sense. I'm Desperately Trying To Work Out Their Reasoning, But Nothing Fits

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    #77

    What Could Go Wrong With Taking 10' Boards Home In A Small Car?

    What Could Go Wrong With Taking 10' Boards Home In A Small Car?

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    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a guy that has done this to his (now ex ) wife’s car multiple times !

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    #78

    Not A Single One Of These Is A Triangle

    Not A Single One Of These Is A Triangle

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    #80

    Who Gave This Guy A Medical Degree

    Who Gave This Guy A Medical Degree

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    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes are week, I need to add glasses. My brain lacks neurotransmitters and -receivers, I need to add those

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    #82

    There Are 10 Different Kinds Of People: Those Who Understand Binary, And Those Who Don't

    There Are 10 Different Kinds Of People: Those Who Understand Binary, And Those Who Don't

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those not in tech, 256 is a power of 2 (2^8) and powers of two crop up all the time in programming. Although actually I'd have thought 255 was a more likely number as it's the largest number that can be stored in a byte.

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    #83

    Can I Use Facebook But Not Google?

    Can I Use Facebook But Not Google?

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    Crazy Cookie
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they asked? It’s a start.

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    #84

    Phone Case Kiosk Guy Fitted And Sold This Case To My Clueless Grandmother

    Phone Case Kiosk Guy Fitted And Sold This Case To My Clueless Grandmother

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    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the outer fabric comes with a (plastic) case on the inside and they cut only the outer fabric to match the phone? Trying to figure out what I'm looking at here..

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    #85

    Good Math Skills Are Hard To Come By

    Good Math Skills Are Hard To Come By

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    #86

    Americans Are Also Europeans

    Americans Are Also Europeans

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if in the post above Cleopatra could be African-American, then *obviously* Americans can be American-Europeans, right...? /s

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    #87

    What Could Go Wrong With Ironing A Synthetic Shirt

    What Could Go Wrong With Ironing A Synthetic Shirt

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can iron synthetic shirts, but use a cooler temperature or put something like a teatowel between the shirt and the iron.

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    #88

    I Can't Help But Wonder If They All Can't Read Or If They Just Insist On Being Dumb

    I Can't Help But Wonder If They All Can't Read Or If They Just Insist On Being Dumb

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    #89

    This Is Insane. Less Than $1000 For 100 Hours

    This Is Insane. Less Than $1000 For 100 Hours

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would swear a pimp would make a lot more money than that.

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