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We all used to be kids at some point, but child logic still remains largely a mystery. Even when we grow up and become parents ourselves. Imagine stuffing your backpack with "beautiful cube rocks" or bathing in paint containers after your parents spend $150.00 on a pool.
A subreddit r/KidsAreF***ingStupid offers a priceless collection of clueless little ones, both adorable and hilariously funny. “Like what, you seriously can't hula hoop? Jesus Christ,” says the description of the group with a whopping 1.7 million members. All that you're gonna see below will make you wonder whether you too were like this, and the answer is most likely positive.
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#1
Lemme Go Take A Quick Nap So I Can Understand You
Orillion 5 years ago
Then the kids learned a second language. It's a win-win scenario.
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Dorothy Parker 5 years ago
That's not a stupid child. That's a child who won't trust his parents.
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#2
Kid Just Wanted To Be Sure
2WheelTravlr 5 years ago
Well, kids are taught to say they are sorry when they hurt someone or make a mistake, so it's logical that he assumed the worst ;)
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Brandie Howard 5 years ago
Wait and ask that when your father turns up missing..I plea the 5th,6th,and 7th..
#3
Wholesome Stupidity
Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago
You're pathetic if you call this stupidity. It's childhood innocence.
Sherry Hart 5 years ago (edited)
Not stupid at all! This is innocence at its best and kids are naturally curious. I love that she was polite about it. Enjoy the innocence because once they get older they all of sudden know everything and know more than you! 😂
Incel Slayer 5 years ago
My 5yo loves temporary tattoos has asked me a few times now why my tattoos don't wash off in the shower. I've tried to explain the process but she still seems to think I draw them on when she's not looking!
To us adults, kids oftentimes look like aliens from another planet. Full of genuine excitement, curiosity, and honesty, they carry the traits many of us lose on our way into adulthood.
Vineet Nayar, the founder of the Sampark Foundation based in Delhi, believes that such traits are so valuable, leaders should take lessons. “The games kids play often have an element of ‘imagine’, which we leaders overlook in our obsessive focus on movement on the road ahead and the rear view mirror.”
#4
I Love Him Tho
Fish Boden 5 years ago
God, yes. It was clearly a genius call, he looks fabulous!
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Parmeisan 5 years ago (edited)
The kid did. He's Hat and the wife is Shirt. https://twitter.com/jungleland/status/1190092563623006209
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Perfumista Perfumista 5 years ago
Adorable, hopefully he does not want to go as naked next year
#5
Oh No. Not The Tomato
Perfumista Perfumista 5 years ago
singing *attack of the killer tomatoes, attack of the killer tomatoes. They'll beat you, bash you, squish you, mash you....*
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stripper dream 5 years ago
The idea of a rampaging tomato is quite scary. You don't see a lot of those.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
This generations version of the stay-puft marshmallow man.
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Lilly Rose Poppy 5 years ago
Me and my siblings would go around the living room spinning chanting tomato like we were tornados. It was weird but fun.
M O'Connell 5 years ago
Our storm shelter area was a small room in the basement that we used as a pantry. I insisted on bringing the can opener with us just in case we got stuck down there.
#6
Another After Another
pusheen buttercup 5 years ago
That child woulda scared the c**p outta me, if I didn't know the red was marker and just saw him run into a wall.... XD
Karen Gavaletz 5 years ago
...and this was before quarantine started? I love to imagine what he is up to now!
In this small world of ours, Vineet claims, we should ask childlike questions like "Why not?" The little ones are also hungry for information, soaking in all the tiniest everyday experiences that turn the world into an enormous playground. Given the opportunity, every child is ready to explore.
“We can discuss other traits of children—trust, loyalty, intuitiveness, responsibility, dedication, competitiveness, collaboration, excitement, adventure, challenge, moral fulfillment, et al.—and apply them to leadership,” argues Vineet.
#7
Words Can’t Explain Their Stupidity
CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago
I never questioned it when it's a kid's shoe, but when it's a single 5" Stiletto, I'm certain there's an interesting story to be told.
2WheelTravlr 5 years ago
My brother did this multiple times when he was a toddler. I seem to recall vacations being his favorite time to participate in this sport, probably because it was hot, we had no a/c, and we were in the car for long periods of time. We actually have family photos of my dad parked by the side of the road while my mom is walking back to retrieve a shoe.
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
That little girl will go places shoes or no shoes!
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Liam Turner 3 years ago
honestly tho kid be smart they don't wanna get in trouble so they leave their shoe on the highway for other people to see that they did that as to not get in trouble
#8
Kids Are Bigbrain
Benjamin Minkowitsch 5 years ago
Not really, no. English doesn't have exclusive or inclusive plurals, so in sentences where a subject and an object are both plural, both interpretations are valid, meaning if you happen to misinterpret the sender, that's on you (in this case on the 6yo). English is more restrictive when only one of them is plural, but that's not the case here.
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Hans 5 years ago
This is a very valid answer. What you really meant was that he misttook left for right. Children take you literally and reveal and language imprecission!
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
He didn't mistake anything, he's learning . He knows knowledge can be the key to greater things and he's not afraid to ask.
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april pajela 5 years ago
He's smart 🤔 & technical. Next time you'll have to tell him the shoes are on backwards.
#9
Well, It's Better Than Being Asked "Are We There Yet?"
#10
Dad Of The Year
Cecilia Cheung 5 years ago
Take advantage while you still can! A few weeks ago, my 2 yr old nephew, who normally loves rice, turned his nose up at it, and asked for cereal. We poured Rice Crispys over the rice and he literally are 3 big bowls
Zoila Flores Pena 5 years ago
Yes someone understands! Do not waste food. Trick toddler into eating the food.
Hunter Bradley 5 years ago
i did something like this with my dad i used to be told clean the kitchen at like 11: 30 at night so i just waited for him to fall asleep and cleaned the kitchen the day after
Mud spider 3 years ago
My sister once was throwing a fit that she wanted two cookies and had one, so I took the cookie, broke it in half, and she was happy. Then I told my dad and I said “kids are so weird” he said he did the same thing to me! Lol!
#11
Straight Out Of The Fantasy Book
chi-wei shen 5 years ago
There seems to be something terribly wrong with catholic school sex education.
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
6th grade Sex Ed back in the 1970s left me wondering how sperm get through pajamas when a man and woman hug each other. (Yeah, they never gave us enough facts to make that connection—-pun intended.)
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Electric Ed 5 years ago
Read this incorrectly as "when my periods stopped". I.e. a woman of mature years writing this. I had a serious WTF moment there.
Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago
I used to think you only had your period once.. I was disappointed when I learned otherwise.
Bobert Robertson 5 years ago
I'm from Ontario, and there are plenty of Dogmen and Shedogs around
GumShoe359 5 years ago
Not sure what is with all the hate on Catholic Schools and Catholics. I went to Catholic School all my life. No weird stories about sex-ed class telling me incorrect information. I definitely received a real education on all topics, including sex-ed. I am now a registered nurse, and can vouch that my Catholic schooling is not what all these haters are saying it is. Be kind people.
#12
Speaks For Itself
Curry on... 5 years ago
I was thinking the same thing. Big brothers rock.
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Jeanne Guérin 5 years ago
I also used to do that with my little brother (although I used a fitted sheet instead)! I can still hear him laugh so loud! He is now a 6 feet tall 22 years old man, but he still remains my baby brother. :)
Missy Barton 5 years ago
My grandfather would rake up all the dry leaves in the yard onto a big piece of burlap, and then he would roll me up in it and drag me around the yard.
Karmadillo 5 years ago
I wish I had an older brother. I ended up being the oldest sibling to two annoying sisters.
KT Trondsen 5 years ago
Who knows, your older brother may have despised you and treated you like utter c**p! I have 6 older brothers, I know all too well of this. The grass may seem greener but trust me, it is usually not
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Katie and Jared Coates 5 years ago
This is so funny I bet the little one just laughs the whole time
#13
Parenting
Sherry Hart 5 years ago
Hey whatever works......next time you should walk around with your witch hat on and hand him a wand instead of a crayon. 🤣🧙🏻
b l a n c 5 years ago
that's legit how i figured out blue and yellow made green. i was at a boston pizza when i was about 4 or 5 and they only give primary colours for colouring books, so for the grass i decided i'd do blue and yellow since they're both close to green and when it made green i thought i was a genius, so later in kindergarten when the teacher was teaching us how to make secondary colours from primary ones i knew the answer to make green and i was so proud of myself XD
Magical dolphin so like yea 😎 5 years ago
nice but there was no need to add a swear not trying to be rude.
#14
Deception: 100
AY1984 5 years ago
My oldest used to refuse to eat hamburgers but loved spongebob and always wanted a krabby patty. So we used to tell him the hamburgers were krabby patties and he would devour it.
Load More Replies... Karen Johnston 5 years ago
I wish I had known these people when my kids were little. At 20, they're so harder to fool. They've finally figured out the "music truck" is actually the ice cream truck.
Suzanne Clark 5 years ago
Mine wouldn't eat peas at dinner until I told her they were magic peas and made up a whole story to go along with the ruse--she ate the peas.
Darla Osburn 5 years ago
i told my daughter for years that all the meat she had been eating was chicken--she hated meat but loved chicken
Mr. J's Girl 5 years ago
The worst part is that kids are so used to fast food these days. It was a treat when I was growing up.
ILOVEBAMBOO 4 years ago
COOL but I'm a kid and getting kind of offended by these posts, even though I'm eight and not three. BTW if you think it would have been as easy to decieve an eight year old as it would be a three year old, YOU'RE DEAD WRONG.
#15
Phrasing
Bogdan Constantin Dinu 5 years ago
Why would you want a plane to see your cocaine?
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#16
It’s The Same Dog
tuzdayschild 5 years ago (edited)
I love love love the way little minds work. You couldn't make up some of the stuff they come up with if you tried.
Damon Gates 5 years ago
I dunno...at the end of my senior pediatric rotation in nursing school, we spent the morning with normal kids in the hospital day care center (back when they had such things). I was with the 4 year olds, and at the end I decided I didn't want kids.
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Zoila Flores Pena 5 years ago
That's dumb. All your dogs need walking, but that lady must've had one. Also, LOOK AT NAME THEY ALL CAN'T HAVE THE SAME NAME!!
#17
Incorrect
TheHerplover 5 years ago
Lol I used to think that too except I thought it was my cousin Arron and so I thought they went to Arron's house but when they said they went to the store I thought it was the store "Aaron's
Nicole Tomme 5 years ago
Aw. My sis is named Erin and whenever I say I need to run some errands my child thinks his aunt is coming over.
#18
They’re Pretty Wholesome At The Same Time
#19
Blaming On A Doggo. Heckin Bamboozled
chi-wei shen 5 years ago
You will laugh about this for many years in the future, but maybe not right now.
stripper dream 5 years ago
But we're very happy that you're making us all laugh now.
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#20
My Son's Latest Attempt At “Hide And Seek”
Hans 5 years ago
If you consider how the brain developes, this is another stange and a great achievement. At first, children believe objects they do not see do not exist anymore. Than they think if they cannot see something, they cannot be seen. This child found a great way to hide himself altogether, "just" not perceiving yet that a semi-transparent box will not do the trick. Once he fully developed the theory of mind, he will also understand. In short: not stupid, but a good sign of development!
CatWoman312 5 years ago
Hence why pick a boo actually fools babies. They think you’re really disappearing and reappearing
Load More Replies... Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
The other day we want to the wildlife refuge to swim. My husband my 11 and 12 year old stop the car right next to the river and a corn field. My husband says let's play hide and seek. I don't play because it's steaming hot so I stay in the car. After like 10 minutes my 12 year old comes back and said he's bored. About 15 minutes after that my husband comes stomping out of the corn field mad at my kid because he and my 11 year old had been hiding that whole time waiting for my kid to find them and had been sitting in the car with air instead of finding them. I thought it was funny.
GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago
My 4 year-old loves to play hide and seek. (Un)fortunately I have a German Shepherd and I am the chosen one. Whenever I try to hide my Xena comes and sits in front of wherever I am hiding. I hate that game because I always get found first!
KT Trondsen 5 years ago
awww so sweet <3 My son liked to hide under my robe hanging up, i could see his legs and arms but pretended i couldn't find him. Miss those days
#21
Child Sacrifice
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
May I be forgiven I laughed. I laughed out loud. I'm still laughing.
#22
My Kid Swallowed A Penny While Showing His Little Brother How He Accidentally Swallowed A Sim Key The Day Before
Perfumista Perfumista 5 years ago
I see doctors' bills in your future, pricey, pricey doctors' bills
Lolabean 5 years ago
Anyone else getting anxiety about that sim key poking its way through his organs?!
Corine McMillan 5 years ago
I wish I had a picture to add. My son could no longer hear out of his right ear. Dr thought there was wax clogging up everything but could not get it out. Tried meds to dissolve it for a month. No good. Ended up going to an Ear, Nose and Throat specialist who promptly removed the rock.....................and the bead.................and the pink Nerd candy from my son's ear.
Crazydoglady 5 years ago
I used to sleep walk and a few times as a child I woke up in the the middle of the street. Can't control everything (nor should you try) your kids do.
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
My son was a sleep walker . We put three locks on each door and hid the ladder.I am a sleepwalker too and know how dangerous it can be.
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Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
The angels have their hands full protecting that little fellow. Give them some help,put things up and teach the him not to put things in his mouth.
#23
The Other Team
Nikolas Alarcon 5 years ago
this makes me love children...until my niece gets an attitude then children are evil XD
#24
He’ll Never Have Get It Back
𝓴𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓲_𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂 💖 5 years ago
I was laughing SO hard at this! I was actually rolling on the floor!
Load More Replies... Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
My youngest has a heart of gold. When he was younger he said "I'm a fart" as he was sitting in the backseat with Windows down. My husband tells him he might blow out the window if he is a fart. To this day every once in a while he will tear up and say he remembers being sad that I would never see him again if he was a fart that blew out the car window.
#25
Some Siblings Love
Violaine LB 5 years ago
My mum asked me - when she was pregnant with my brother - if I would prefer a little brother or a little sister... I said I would prefer a dog.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
My step dad said when he was brought home in '55 his older sister (a toddler) said "I'm done, take him back".
Charlotte Sandoval 5 years ago
My cousin put his new baby brother in a cardboard box and tried to tape it and mail it. Wanted to "return him" because he "his volume button is broken"
Magdalena Bone 5 years ago
My brother was 3 when I was born, and he said “Put that in the bin.” :D
Laura Gastelum 5 years ago
I was 5 when my sister came home I was asked if I wanted to hold her. Of course, baby was dropped. It was an accident but to this day (55 years later) no one believes me. Who hands a newborn to a 5 year old, anyway
Rosie Price 5 years ago
When my brother was brought home from hospital, I kicked his car-seat and shouted 'take it back!' XD
Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago
This is option B. Option A is moving in with Grandma. Yes I'm the oldest kid.
#26
Mashed Potatoes
Alex Boyd 5 years ago
I was gonna say that this kid must be really dumb, but then I remembered that I was about 12 the time I tried to cook glazed carrots *in* the sugar mixture, and we had to throw the pan out. (I have since learned that you cook the carrots in water first, then do the glaze.)
michelle neugebauer 5 years ago
is it a little early for leaving a twelve-year-old alone making dinner and watching out for his siblings? It's illegal where I live.
Hendra Lim 5 years ago
as for me, i was 10 when the first time i cooked. it just that i need my parents permission to start the fire
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Anna Goanna 5 years ago
I would not have told him that you're supposed to cook them first...just let him keep thinking you're that strong.
Ian Osmond 5 years ago
My sister and my foster-sister -- who, I should note, is OLDER than I am and was a teenager before she came into our family -- have this routine they do about their recipe for making mashed potatoes. Which is pretty much them just reciting their experience doing so: "First, you mash the potatoes. But they don't mash. So you cook 'em. And then you add butter, and milk, and salt, and pepper... but NO oregano. And NO cinnamon. But a little bit of ginger ale is good." My foster-sister is a much better cook now than she was as a teenager, but her husband still does most of the cooking. And both of her kids were able to cook successfully before they moved out on their own.
#27
My GF Teaches 1st Graders. Her School's "No Tag" Policy Is Working Great
Sarah Schmidt 5 years ago
childrens intelligence is so often underestimated
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Marek Yanchurak 5 years ago
I'm gonna have to agree with...Karen? What a world... (just kidding Karen 😉)
Load More Replies... Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)
Why would a school ban tag? that is just ridiculous. NVM just had a dumb moment lol.
Sarah Schmidt 5 years ago
Funny thing is, if they remember the Kids from time to time that with such behavior they risk the life of others, I'm sure at least the majority of them would stop it. Sad thing is that I expect that behavior from a still too big minority of grown ups who were informed exactly what the consequences would be.
Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago
On one of the last days of school before everything shut down, a kid in my English class claimed he had coronavirus and started coughing on people. Note: We're in high school.
Candyce Monroe 5 years ago
Try playing shadow tag. You step on the shadow and they are frozen...
#28
The Wonders Of Childhood
Harleen 5 years ago
When I first heard about "sex ed" at our school, I was in 2nd grade. Older kids were talking about their test for it - they had the fake babies with their partner. I remember my 2 best friends and I sitting on the playground to discuss this. We were convinced that this test involved us being partnered with a boy, then being graded on having sex. If we had the baby, we got an A. I remember that our main concern was WHICH boy we'd be partnered with - not the potential of teachers standing over us, watching us get knocked up at 12 LOL
Damon Gates 5 years ago
I can imagine the series of expression on the mom's face, from initial shock to trying to be soothing and reassuring without bursting out laughing.
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type. Hard to see trough the tears. Thank you for sharing!
#29
You Telling Me There's Someone Else In This House That Draws Like A 4-Year-Old?
Benjamin Kowal 5 years ago (edited)
My family had me convinced that we had an invisible sibling named Not Me.
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Natalie Cavendish 4 years ago
My neighbors recemented their porch. I took a little rock and white my name in the drying cement. I did not think it'd stay. It started and they came over to my house. I decided the whole thing 🤷🏼♀️
Chris Jones 5 years ago
Better than my sister who still drew on the walls aged 10! Parents let her get away with everything as well. Sigh.
#30
Ah, My Favorite Letter
AzKhaleesi 5 years ago
I laughed way too hard at this. If I were his wife, I wouldn't have even batted an eye and said "I guess we'll find out when the 23 and me results come in" hahahaha
Laura Gastelum 5 years ago
Helping my brother with spelling test. Spell which, the one with two Hs. W I T C H H
Sophia Atkinson 4 years ago
My mom told me that for the longest time as a 4 year old, I thought that my name was a letter.
#31
It Wasn’t Even Double Stuffed Smh
Bettye McKee 5 years ago
This is very common with children. Things don't have a dollar value. I once traded my Slinky for some trifle and learned my lesson young.
#32
One Time My Uncle Put A Wig On My Cousin's Head And Told Him It Was Permanent
Karen Johnston 5 years ago
I'm not sure, but I believe the "uncle" is the father of the cousin. Still a funny guy.
Load More Replies... Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Does he look like a 9 year old Tom hanks? Or is it just me?
Harleen 5 years ago
My uncle is a taxidermist. He told 6 year old me that the animals would come back to life at night. It unnerved me but I wasn't too bothered. Then I went to my other uncle's house, who has a huge bear done by uncle #1. I was told I was sleeping in that room. Whatever you imagine happened next is probably 100% accurate LOL
Blake Ingram 5 years ago
OOO, being an uncle of 9 nieces and nephews, I wonder what pranks I can pull on them.
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
None like that I hope. It's horrible the way uncle has his hands and arm trapped. I would not trust that uncle.
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Friend Thought His Dog Wouldn’t Like Him Anymore
Perfumista Perfumista 5 years ago
and then the concerned dog came over to comfort you and it was all better?
#34
The Next Picasso
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
I'm sorry but your comment is hilarious.
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5 years ago
I need this in a youtube video. All the characters would look like this. There would be never-ending leg puns. "It's leg-iOsa. not leg-iosAA"
Marcos Vitor Amaral Silva 5 years ago
Well, he said he'd draw the legs, not other body parts...
#35
Seems Like A Good Trade
Dónal Ó Murchadha 5 years ago
Tell them they can regrow it but they have go to bed early for a month
#36
Close One, Kiddo
J-Yogi-Temp-Mom 5 years ago
i'm dying, I can't pull it together at all.... this is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time.
Andrew Reyes 5 years ago
This poor person must have been either completely confused at why this random kid wanted a picture with them or really played along for a laugh
#37
Kid Buys Farts From Amazon
Monday 5 years ago
Oh I bet that wasn't an accidental order...just one they hoped mom wouldn't notice.
glowworm2 5 years ago
Yeah, this seems like something a kid would order on purpose!
Load More Replies... Damon Gates 5 years ago
Hey, it got 4 out of 5 stars; so at least the kid has an eye for quality.
#38
"Bears Don't Live Here!"
Megan Navonod 5 years ago
Lol I used to do something similar. I watched a documentary about rats living off food washed down kitchen sinks to feed their sewer babies. I always used to stuff food down the drain (no waste disposal as I live in the uk) I did this until I was 16
Katie and Jared Coates 5 years ago
I'm super worried about the sea turtles and cut all plastic with holes (even though I should just stop using plastic..) And I compulsively check all boxes for kittens. You never know.
possessedcat101 2 years ago
I never lick the yogurt lids bc I find it gross. Roast me if you'd like
#39
Just Like We Practiced
Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago
When I was a toddler, I took my plastic potty out into the living room and took a dump right in front of everyone while my mom's friends were having a meeting.. at that age, I also didn't understand boundaries.
#40
How Do You Lose A Cello?
PjandBolt 5 years ago
One time after a concert we left my cello in the trunk of the car. The next day, we still didn't notice that it was gone. Also, that was the day that we got a new car and turned in our old one. The NEXT day, my mom finally said, "Honey where's your cello?" And my dad went "OH SH-" We did get the cello back, but it was waaayy out of tune from being in the cold car for like 3 days.
#41
If It Fits, It Goes In The Drain
Missy Barton 5 years ago
Y'all, I poured sooooo much Drano down my sink before I discovered there was a screwdriver in the drain that had been left there by the plumber
Azure Adams 5 years ago
my brother did that with toothbrushes when he was 3... parents were pissed!!!! I laughed. They became more pissed
#42
Makes It Easier To Predict A Child’s Future
stripper dream 5 years ago
I'm so sorry. I may have laughed a little too much and a little too loudly at this.
Rose Brien Harrington 5 years ago
At the beginning of the pandemic my son said he wasn't feeling well so I handed him the thermometer and told him to put it under his arm until it beeped. He did that, it beeped, but nothing showed up on it, which is when I discovered he had put it outside his clothes. I should mention that this baby is 20 years old and is working as a welder,, which is making me nervous now.
#43
150.00$ On A Pool For This Kid To Rather Be On A Paint Container
Suzanne Clark 5 years ago
The bucket is more his size, but I'm more concerned about the floating feet in the pool, anyone seen the rest of that kid?
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
That reminds me of my son at Chrissy one year. Instead of playing in the sprinkler he decided he wanted to sit in an esky full of water.
#44
They’re Identical, How Did Their Mom Notice?
Perfumista Perfumista 5 years ago
the scary thing is that they're only going to keep getting better at it
Damon Gates 5 years ago
With the right encouragement, this could develop into a lucrative career in forgery.
Natalie Cavendish 4 years ago
I took my daughter's phone at night and she set 3 alarms at 3:45, 4:05, & 4:10AM Touché, kid. Well played.
#45
I Believe I Can Lie
Jennifer Gould 5 years ago
Haha, I use to tell my kids I could see the lie in their eyes so of course they would lower them or close them completely when telling a lie ;)
Ollie the cat 5 years ago
My 7yo daughter thinks she’s hiding a goldfish from me She makes me drive her to pet smart to buy goldfish supplies
TheHerplover 5 years ago
I found out when I was 5 that there wasn't an elephant in my hair, it was just a homeschooling example of how to say "I don't think so, but you could be right" I have never said that ever again
ForkNBeans 5 years ago
My sister told her kids they would get a red dot on their foreheads when they lied. Guess who always gave themselves away?
Rose Brien Harrington 5 years ago
Irish kids' tongues turn black when they lie. Black as coal!!!
#46
I Mean, He’s Not Wrong
Phoebe 5 years ago
I NEED a hippopotamus for Christmas! Only a hippopotamuses will dooo
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Dónal Ó Murchadha 5 years ago
When reading an abc picture book, I produced various items we had for real, baseball, wooden spoon, saucepan.... she promptly turned to the second last page with animals and point to the pony and just looked up at me, she's a smart kid!
Parmeisan 5 years ago
I'm really curious what the "correct" answer was, because I feel like the teacher probably put "vegetables" and "clothes" under need but the only things *legitimately* under need are air and water.
Carmen Honacker 5 years ago
Well, I see they got their priorities straight. I mean, who doesn't need a hippo?
#47
Found My Old Diary Entry From 2000
Janet Chávez 5 years ago
Biggest mystery... what did she do in the 1st place? Did she play with your heart? Got lost in the game?
TheHerplover 5 years ago
I will share one of mine *ahem* : Today fart brother dad steal camera in yard so steal and then fun house play build trust release trust fall win yes I won
TheHerplover 5 years ago
What happened: my brother farted, my dad put up a security camera in the yard so I used it to "steal" (bring toys that are outside inside) and then we went to a carnival and we went in the funhouse. Then, I came up with a plan. I would build up trust, and then steal so I would have trust leftover, and then I would "win" ("steal" everything) and the part at the end is me being happy because I "won"
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2020 Vision
EM J 5 years ago
I'm an adult who pays $50 for frames and lenses, you planning on getting your kid a Maserati for their HS graduation?!
Lora Wingo Reese 5 years ago
When a kid has more than near or far sightedness the cost of glasses goes up very quickly.
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Marcellus II 5 years ago
Seems steep for a 6y olds glasses... It's about 8x what I pay for two pairs, and I wreck them anyhow within a year or two?
Gabby M 5 years ago
My son was pretty damn proud of his first pair of glasses in K. He was thrilled he could SEE. That is until he got made fun of....poof 5 pairs of pretty expensive(medically necessary) glasses .... Thanks all the A$$hole kids ... totally refused to wear glasses right until he became a Marine and they made him wear em. Now even though NOT wearing them for 10 years he became an expert marksmen. Still would have been easier without the bullying.
I'm A Lazy Panda 5 years ago
A few months ago my brother (24yo) was at the beach wearing his prescription sunglasses. He got in the water and mom asked if he wanted her to bring them back to his towel for him, but he said no because then it would be too bright. Three waves later...yeah. The adulting is strong with this one.
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Kid Describes Colour To A Blind Person
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)
Yellow is the colour of the warm sun on your face, blue is the colour of the gentle waves lapping at your feet, orange is the colour of the sweetness of the fruit, green is the colour of the soft grass tickling your feet. These are just some examples and whilst the blind person technically wouldn't be able to see the colours you are describing they can experience the colours through emotions and physical touch.
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Seems like kids should do well at this since they usually think outside the box.
Courtney Christelle 5 years ago
Red is hot, turns to pink when cooled. I can't remember the movie but it was about a guy named Rocky who had a condition where his facial bones kept growing. He met a blind girl and that's how he explained colour to her.
Susanne Carvin 5 years ago
There is a really memorable scene in the 1985 movie Mask where a teen shows his blind girlfriend colors. I haven't seen the movie in decades but I still remember that scene - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwkdDhmf6PE
#50
Oh Dear
Charlotte 5 years ago
It can also be a good idea to talk to them about the exciting coloured bottles that you're hiding away on top of the cupboards. You only find out how high a toddler can scale a mountain of toys after they've done it, and curiosity it a big incentive to ingenuity! Let them know what it is, and that it's dangerous and that's why you keep it somewhere safe. Let them have a supervised look at the bottles or tubs to satisfy their curiosity and they will be less likely to feel the need to seek answers on their own. Repeat the lesson every now and again as they grow. Same with medications.
Dónal Ó Murchadha 5 years ago
I'm sorry to be negative, but this is one for the stupid parents post not the stupid kids post.
Lyra Rey 5 years ago
How is this a stupid parent? They're not letting the kid drink poison. The kid is crying because she wants something and her parent said no. Is the parent stupid because they aren't giving the child chemicals to drink? Help me out here.
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I always made a rule of having anything sharp, breakable or poisonous (ie cleaners) on the highest shelf or cabinet, not the lowest. And put the heaviest stuff like mixers, cast iron and crockpots lowest so they don't fall. Never had to worry about my kid because if he opened the drawers all he would find is baking sheets and plastic tupperware. Locks help, until the adhesive wears off or if your kid is advanced and figures it out early.
parto hoseini 5 years ago
Give her a spoon of vinegar or something. She will hate it and won't ever want them again
Elaine Mattingly 5 years ago
MOVE THEM. Chemicals go in the highest place with a lock, toys go under the cabinet until she's 18 !
#51
The Day My Sister Tried To Kill Me (Or So I Thought)
Wolfblood Fanatic 5 years ago
Oh wow! Poor you! Gonna use that trick when I'm older and have kids!
#52
Everyday Child Antics
Azure Adams 5 years ago
I encouraged my 3 year old brother to do this to my stepdad's coffee all the time. Baby blow drool and java
Bethany Lingle 5 years ago
this is the first one that has me dying xDDDD why is it #52 ?? lmao
#53
Donkeyyy
FloC 5 years ago
I don't have a large knowledge of the bible, but I am pretty sure that Shrek is not part of it...
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#54
Kids Are Special Beings
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
My oldest brother John was born in 1942. Back in those days older people would tell someone who was freaking out “don’t get your bowels in an uproar”. You know how kids hear everything, right? Well, one day, my parents heard little Johnny outside playing with his friends and telling them “don’t get your balls in a drawer”.
#58
Legendary
Guy MacGregor 5 years ago
So today, I discovered T-Ball. Never heard of that before. Thank you !
#61
I Was A Stupid Kid
Just A Banana. 3 years ago
What? I don't remember as a kid pooping everywhere! I only remember my cat peeing on a beanbag.
WinterWolf 2 years ago
My cat peed in my closet once.I knew my parents would think it was me so when they said my name, I quickly replied with” it was the dog!!”, only to remember that we didn’t have a dog.I was 6 ok!
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Was Asked To Grab A Screwdriver
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
So, was it a choice between a hammer and Tide Pods? For future reference, both are dumb, and neither belong in your mouth.
M O'Connell 5 years ago
That's not the question to ask. The hammer is in your mouth, and that's quite obvious. What you need to ask is "My mother will want to know why. Why?"
#63
6-Year-Old Me Was Very Worried
M O'Connell 5 years ago
Metabolic rate is often hereditary, and eating patterns are often learned from one's parents. It does make logical sense to wonder about that. However, kids have no idea how to word questions sensitively.
Francis 5 years ago
kids are so cruel :D my nephew draw my as a cricle once... that was the moment i knew i had to do a diet >.<
FloC 5 years ago
it's not beeing cruel, there might be no jugement there, just the way they see things.
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Darby Horgan 5 years ago
When my son was little he once, very innocently, told my sister "Me and my Mom are straight, like hot peppers. You and Grandma are apples." To this day I still laugh every time I think of it. Kids are so innocent! XD
#64
Plot Twist: He Lives At The School
#65
Reaction To Almost Getting Hit By A Car
#66
Now This Is A Commitment
Chris Hardtke 5 years ago
Haha, I remember my best friends stupid little brother had to vacuum the house. He hated doing it, so his solution was to run a turned off vacuum all over the house, so it would still create lines on the carpet.
#67
Like When You Can't Find Your Glasses And There On Your Head
Catlady6000 5 years ago
Happens to me now. Was looking for my reading glasses, forgetting the one in my pocket, hanging from my shirt placket, on my head, and of course the ones I was looking through
Sabienn 5 years ago
I once lost my glasses and was searching where they were... While I was wearing them.
Load More Replies... Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
I remember my mom calling someone on her cell and home phone rings. She hangs up and answers home phine, no one there. Calls on her cell home phone rings gets up no one is there. One more time. She finally realized she was calling her home phone and that's why no one was there when she would hang up her cell. It was funny.
suramura 5 years ago
happened to me: i was getting ready to go out to meet my partner - shoes on, bag in hand, keys and sunglasses, everything but my phone, so i tell him "i'm going to be a little late, because i'm looking for my phone and i can't find it" and he says "well, you're talking to me..." p.s: he didn't dump me though :)
KT Trondsen 5 years ago
Leopards have no hunting skills ingrained in them, they have to be taught. If they don't get taught they run around and play with "prey" instead
#68
Not Anymore
#70
The Things You Deal With As A Waiter
#71
Wait A Sec, There Are Real Bats?
FurryManiac 5 years ago
at least he knows that ghosts and witches are made up.... my almost 10 yr old stepbrother won't sleep over at my apartment because of the "ghosts in the walls". I have loud plumbing.
Evan D 5 years ago
When I was in sixth grade I was talking to another kid in class and reindeers came up and he just screamed to the whole class "REINDEERS ARE REAL!?" I found out he was probably loopy from painkillers from a surgery he had. But the next day when he was more level headed he still kept going "I really can not belive reindeers are real" still probably the funniest thing that has happened to me.
#72
The Kid Decided She Doesn’t Like Squash Anymore. Big Fan Of Yellow Cucumbers Though
Zenozenobee 5 years ago
I have the orange purée for my daughter that hate carrots and the dinosaures eggs now that they both decide they don't like chicken eggs. If it works, it ain't stupid.
Celeste Grant 5 years ago
We ate Chou flueur in our house for years because my brother didn't like cauliflower! He didn't speak French at that age!
Carol Sage 5 years ago
My son decided he didn't like roast beef, so we called it brown ham and he said it was the most delicious ham ever!
#73
Kid Thought He Was Sneaky
#74
Mathematic Genius
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
Once upon a time $1 would get you a bag of mixed lollies with about 50 lollies, now you are lucky to get 10 lollies.
#75
My Daughter Just Turned 5 And Got A 5 Dollar Bill. She Wanted To Share Her 5 Dollars With Her Little Brother
chi-wei shen 5 years ago
A child who wants to share money with her brother is the most unusual thing I've read on this page.
Henry Cheves 5 years ago
51% of a bill in the U.S. can be taken to the bank and exchanged, so do that with the bigger piece.
Evan D 5 years ago
One time I walking into my sister about to cut a bill in half and the convo went like this: me: why are you cutting that bill? her: I don't want it. me: then give it to me. her: but it's mine! me: but if you don't want it give it to me. her: but it's not yours, its mine! She cut it in half, we taped it together and gave it to our bank.
KT Trondsen 5 years ago
Awww so sweet. My daughter wants to give her older brother everything <3
#76
Smashed It With A Hammer
Laura Gillette 5 years ago
How old is animal crossing? I thought it was only a couple of years old!
MiniMagz 5 years ago
I had to google it. There was an older version from 2001
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#77
I Love Playdoh
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
A budding quantitative microbiologist at 5. Only she didn’t know it.
#78
They Were Arguing Over Who Got To Be My Foot Rest. So We Compromised And They Each Got One Foot
#79
Sam By Day, Captain Ravioli By Night
Loviisa Haapamäki 5 years ago
Could be worse, when I was learnign english my first sentence was "My name is..." and then I came across the coolest word in the entire language; "Spoon". So I used to go around saying "My name is Spoooon!"
Francis 5 years ago
We had fake names in my first english class (3rd grade). Not just english versions of our names. We got new ones. My name was Jill. I hated it
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Joe Jonas Wished He Had A Chance
#81
Bird Is The Word
#82
But Is It?
M O'Connell 5 years ago
You can easily put him to sleep with the answer. Dabbling ducks generally aren't, however some diving ducks could be classified as predators, particularly the Mergansers, which are well adapted to catching and swallowing large fish.
Henry Cheves 5 years ago
I, on my 5th birthday, counted to 500 after bedtime, ran into my parent's bedroom to tell them, and I saw them trying to make my baby sister. They didn't succeed until my 7th birthday. I am still scarred.
#84
My Girlfriend’s 10-Year-Old Sister Packed Her Backpack With “Beautiful Cube Rocks”, Which She Picked Because They Were So Unique
#85
Why Are Kids So Damn Crazy
#86
Coffee The Destroyer Of The Young
#87
When Life Gives You Lemon Loaf, Call It Lemonade Cake
chi-wei shen 5 years ago
When I was a little child I loved oranges but didn't touch blood oranges until my parents started to call them red oranges.
Patrick Hanna 5 years ago
My daughter is going to be six next month and I still can't get her to even try root beer because kids aren't allowed to drink beer. She has no idea what she is missing. I'm going to just give her some in a glass one of these days.
#88
What's The Dumbest Thing You Believed As A Kid
kasa alex 5 years ago
I was born in New Zealand (but raised in Australia), and New Zealanders are called Kiwis. Like the flightless kiwi bird. For a long time I remember thinking that if the kiwi bird could have been able to fly, kiwi people could too. Felt jibbed
#89
Toddlers Are Goldmines For Silly Situations
#90
Well Done
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
My mother liked steak well done, so fixed it that way for me when I was little. My father liked his steak rare, and it turns out I did too (still do!). Every single time I wouldn’t eat mine and would keep asking my father for so much of his that he finally begged my mother to just start cooking mine rare so he could eat his dinner in peace!
#91
A Letter From My Daughter
Ruby White 2 years ago
WHY TF DOES 'E WATCH THINGER STRANGS WITH 'ER?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago
I'd say it's more like 12-14+, but it depends on the person.
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#92
A Thrilling Turn Of Events
#93
Solid Plan
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
My mum wouldn't let us get a dog so my brother started catching flies to keep as pets, he would rip their wings off so they wouldn't fly away. When my mum found out she was mortified. A couple of weeks later we ended up getting 2 dogs.
FloC 5 years ago
I hope that your brother did not rip their legs so they wouldn't run away...
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While The World Is Fighting Over TP, My Toddler Is Giving Ours A Bath
Hans 5 years ago
A toddler alone with a full bathtub? This is asking for death. Toddlers have drowned in mere puddles in half a minute of being unsupervised!
Charlotte 5 years ago
I don't know why this is getting downvoted when it is 100% accurate. Toddlers should NEVER be left unsupervised in or near the bath or a paddling pool etc. They can drown in just a few inches of water in just a few minutes. It has happened on numerous occasions and every single parenting book/guide I've ever read has stressed the importance of this. It's up there with putting baby to sleep on their back at the foot of the cot to avoid SIDS.
Load More Replies... E Menendez 5 years ago
I did something like this as a kid. We were broke so my Mom carefully enrolled it and dried it out. Rolled it back up and it was still usable.
#95
My Son After Trying To Get Back Down From Washing His Hands. Just Hanging There. Helpless
tuzdayschild 5 years ago
This is where we differ. I would have helped him down instead of going for a camera.
Don Golosso 5 years ago
If it where me my father would have laughed at me for a full 5 minutes before helping me down. People are just a bunch of freaking snowflakes nowadays...
Load More Replies... Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
i know this is meant to be funny but maybe help instead of posting about it
Jennifer Clark 5 years ago
Do you think she took a picture and walked away? Obviously she helped after taking 5 seconds to take a picture.
Load More Replies... savannah burrows 5 years ago
I WOULDVE TAKEN A PICTURE FIRST AS WELL LMAO ALSO WHAT KIND OF CABNITS ARE THOSE THEY ARE STRONG LOL
#96
“They Don’t Do That”
chi-wei shen 5 years ago
Maybe someone should have talked to her about the birds and the bees.
Thalia Lovering 5 years ago (edited)
This is scary as f**k! People, tell your kids about sex. Seriously!!!
Nubmaeme 5 years ago
Many years ago, at a prenatal class, one of the young mothers-to-be announced that her parents never had any kids. We all just stared at her in disbelief of what we had heard. It took a while for her to realize what she had just said before explaining that her parents couldn't have kids of their own and that she was adopted.
Baby Panda 4 years ago
this is really sad that in sixth grade she still dosen't know how babies are made, my parents explained it to me in an appropriate way when i asked as a 6 or 7 year old
#97
I'm Sure No One Will Know Who's Son He Is
#99
Harvard Wants To Speak With This Kid
#100
So My Kid Asked Me, "Why Is That Lady So Small?"
M O'Connell 5 years ago
Imagine trying to explain to a child that Barney in-fact CAN be on more than one TV at the same time.
#101
Imagine That
that dog lover 5 years ago
imagine all the lgbtq people on that game i would have flipped cause i is lesbian
Baby Panda 4 years ago
it wouldn't have gone through for people in the server to be able to read
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IM SOOOOOOO SORYYYYYYYYYY THATS S OCVFMGFHGFPRfrsfjFYGTLHFGJH()(T_)Y_HTPKFV
PattonPawter 5 years ago
I’m curious how though. Words like “f*g” are usually censored.(curse words or bad words are censored like this: #####) plus he was only 9 so I’m curious to know why he was banned. It was clearly a typo.
#102
Texts From The Babysitter Never Surprise Me Anymore
Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago
I probably would've puked if I witnessed that. I gagged just now..
#103
My Pre-K Rebellious Phase
#104
Great Idea, Poor Execution
M O'Connell 5 years ago
It looks like a giant writing mob of people and mud and garbage. I'm sure theirs was less claustrophobic and more sanitary.
#105
Snoop Dogg Approves
#106
Kid Kills His Fish
Amanda Sherland 5 years ago
That is such a cute picture! (Of course, my obligatory respects to fishy)
possessedcat101 2 years ago
So sorry for both, very depressing story, but why are they censoring his name?!
#107
Where’s The Money At?
#108
Worked A Treat
Charlotte 5 years ago
My little brother went through a phase where he would grasp your hand and bite you. Well, I started twisting my hand at the last minute so that he'd end up biting his OWN hand and then promptly burst into tears. Took him sooo long to understand what was happening and that he could stop getting hurt any time he chose!
#109
A Perfect Betrayal
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
Same with me but with fish sticks. I was mortified when I realized they were actually made of fish as a kid. I hate fish.
#110
“But That Is My Real Age!”
#112
I Would’ve Gone
Unfortunate beauty? 5 years ago
I thought she was crying because she was listening to crappy music
#113
But She Ate It Anyway
M O'Connell 5 years ago
My girlfriend attempted to eat chocolate-shaped refrigerator magnets... more than one of them...
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
I remember eating chocolate covered gerbil treats as a tiny child. They were good and I still remember the smell 35 or so years later.
#114
An Interesting Title
M O'Connell 5 years ago
From his personal website: "HE'S GAY, ASIAN AND JEWISH; PLEASE STOP ASKING."
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You Learn Something New Every Day
Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 5 years ago (edited)
Because bored panda is a whiny little dipshit of a website when it comes to anything that is even slightly inappropriate
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#116
This Is A Trick That Only Works Once
AzKhaleesi 5 years ago
Green Licorice? I feel like that would be NyQuil flavor (insert dry heave here)
Kiss Army 5 years ago
NyQuil - The sleepy licorice. I could see this being a thing...
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Solid Question
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago
I’m 59, and we didn’t get our first color TV until I was 7. But I will swear to you that, prior to 1967, I DID TOO see Dorothy land in Oz in full technicolor on our black and white TV! And I will never waiver from that claim.
Curry on... 5 years ago (edited)
Same with my kids after they had watched a TV show in black and white.
Lyuben Petkov 5 years ago
When I was around 4, my family still had black and white TV and my dreams were in black and white, once the old TV was replaced with color one - my dreas turn in colors too.
#118
Kid Actually Thought She Was Going To Disney World For A Field Trip Without Parents
Astrid Nineor 5 years ago
Why would (anyone expect ) a kindegartener (to) know what virtual means
AzKhaleesi 5 years ago
who the hell wants a virtual trip to disney world, that seems very cruel to do to a kinder if you ask me
#119
2-Year-Old Scared To Go Into The Room Because “Bad Yoda Was Watching Her”. Turns Out It’s Just The Backside Of This Powerpuff Girl Toy
#121
Me When I Was Like 6
M O'Connell 5 years ago
You're a lucky kid. That carrier has latches that hold the halves together. Imagine if it were the screw-together kind and there were no driver to be found...
#123
That Bath Mat Came Out Of Nowhere
Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)
Looks like candy buttons to me... (Wow, that’s a blast from the past!)
Tobias the Tiger 5 years ago
There's a candy store near me that sells those, and I used to get those all the time. Once everything's a little less crazy, I'd love to get some again one day.
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#125
He Runs Full Blast Into Counters, Walls, People Like This But He's Laughing And Having A Grand Ol' Time
Denise Ghilino 5 years ago
Mom: "He likes to butt things with his head." Uncle: "How proud you must be."
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The Tape That Had My Mom’s First Ultrasound Of Me, Until I Taped Reruns Of The Simpsons Over It When I Was 7
M O'Connell 5 years ago
This is why tapes have a write-protect tab. It's her fault for not snapping it out, really.
#127
Famous Kids Are Also Stupid
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
I am an adult and I still sometimes drink my hot chocolate with a spoon.
#128
Daughter Decided To Toast Her Crackers In The Heater And Not Tell Me About It For A Couple Of Years
#129
Play Along, Silly
Karen Johnston 5 years ago
I just love parents that teach their children larceny at such a young age. Kid isn't stupid here, the parent is.
LottieH 5 years ago
Would you like to speak to a manager?? #sorrynotsorry
Load More Replies... cassiushumanmother 5 years ago
HaHa! With my parents i was under 12 years old almost until my majority at places with kids prices. I'm 5 feet tall.
#131
Took Me Years To Realize
Clare E 5 years ago
In some places hot water comes from a tank, not the mains. Hence it isn't drinking water. There have been stories of dead animals being found in water tanks.
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Turtleturleturtle 5 years ago
Who would tell their kid that and expect them to ever shower again?! 🙄
#132
5-Year-Old Niece Wants A Bunny, So She Made This Trap On The Driveway
Nadine Khazaka 5 years ago
Y'all gonna look soooo stupid when she comes home with the bestest bunny!
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
I love every part of that sentence, Nadine.
Load More Replies... M O'Connell 5 years ago
Frankly she's seen a few cartoons, and is generally on the right track.
#133
Friend Went Though An Emo Phase. Meant To Say "Don't Label Me" But She Didn't Know How To Spell It
#134
Someone Come Get This Kid
#135
My Little Brother Tried To Block The Lens
#136
Misguided Altruism
#137
Kids Are Just
Dark Pearl 4 years ago (edited)
I.. What? Why though? Whatever possessed this boy to do the f*****g Orange Justice for 2 seconds then go back to being like 'BUY ME CHOCOLATE I HATE YOU'?
#138
My Poor Mom
suramura 5 years ago (edited)
this is especially common in my country. "state schools" (i.e. public schools, funded by the government) do not provide tp or soap to pupils / students, so most parents make sure their kids have got tissues and wet wipes in their backpack. p.s: some schools started to provide soap after the pandemic broke out.
Load More Replies... AzKhaleesi 5 years ago
I have so many questions about this.... Where to start? Uh... one: Why the eff didn't the school have TP???? Two: WHY on God's green earth would you think it's ok to use your shirt? Three: What happened when you had to poop? and lastly why the eff would YOU get grounded? I would've went ape s**t on the school for denying my (and the rest of the kids) tp!!!
Just JoLynn 5 years ago
Five: How did you go a whole month before someone smelled it?
Load More Replies... tuzdayschild 5 years ago
Soooo...she grounded you instead of addressing the school about their lack of TP, for a month.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
And you got grounded for being resourceful?
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that dog lover 5 years ago
why would you even get in trouble wtf were you supposed to wipe with if there was no roll 😐😑😐
#139
My 4-Year-Old Son's Search History
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
After looking up poop and poop sounds Google knew where the kid was headed when he typed in the d.
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What do you think ?
Gipsy Kings fan 5 years ago
I agree wholeheartedly! Little kids are still learning about the world; incidents like these are part of the learning process. When I was a little kid I complained to my Dad about a burnt flake in a box of cereal. He said, "Oh, there's always one like that." I interpreted his answer to mean that for each box of cereal, one flake sacrificed its life and got burnt in order to insure that all the other flakes turned out a perfect golden brown! :-D
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Hans 5 years ago
It is sad to see how often adults call children, particularly toddlers, stupid, when they really do not understand how they mentally develop, asuming they perceive the world like they do. This actually is really stupid behaviour from those parents. And on top of this, quite a few of the entries here show a neglience of supervsision. Children are hillarious, and children do a lot of stupid things, but it gets much funnier if you try to understand how they think!
Hans 5 years ago
For those who perceive me as grumpy. I do condemn the notion of children being stupid, merely because they have no brain developed as an adult. Do you ridicule adults for not still possing the curiosity, endless creativity, and ability to relentlessly practicing movementsa child has? I laugh a lot when my children do weird things, but I also laugh when they make me realize what weird habits adults develop. And I would never make them feel that they are stupid! Be positive people, even in humour!
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Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
whats even worse is actually saying to a childs face that they are stupid.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago
I will never understand the need to label something silly a child does as "stupid". Children are constantly developing and figuring out a world that is probably extremely daunting for them at times. Children do some really strange things that make us really scratch our heads, but to them it may make perfect sense. They're exploring, learning, and taking the world in. Now, can we have an article entitled "stupid things I've seen grown adults" do?
Gina Amesbury 5 years ago
Ok these are fantastic and I was like I wonder if my kids do these. JUST as I thought that, my mother shows me a pic that someone put the cheese grater in the fridge. My 15 yr old is on dishwasher duty. 🤦♀️
neonn_pieee 5 years ago
Does anyone else select the "show (x) more" button and it doesn't show you more? It happens to me in quite a few articles, especially ones with 100+ posts. It's really annoying cuz I wanna see more.
J T 4 years ago
It's just fun! Don't take calling stupid as offensively. I do understand that they are just little humans who honestly don't know anything about the world and are still learning so tagging them stupid is very wrong. But hey no one is tagging them here.. we r just having a little fun. And I do agree that calling them "cute or funny" would be more appropriate as responsible adults. We can still laugh at these incidents !! Having said that I'm Looking at my 1yea old wondering what he will do.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bodhi Swindle 4 years ago
When I was young my dad said he would make a 3-D printed version of me, I then freaked out because I thought he was gonna love the 3-D printed me more than the real me.
Gipsy Kings fan 5 years ago
I agree wholeheartedly! Little kids are still learning about the world; incidents like these are part of the learning process. When I was a little kid I complained to my Dad about a burnt flake in a box of cereal. He said, "Oh, there's always one like that." I interpreted his answer to mean that for each box of cereal, one flake sacrificed its life and got burnt in order to insure that all the other flakes turned out a perfect golden brown! :-D
Load More Replies... Hans 5 years ago
It is sad to see how often adults call children, particularly toddlers, stupid, when they really do not understand how they mentally develop, asuming they perceive the world like they do. This actually is really stupid behaviour from those parents. And on top of this, quite a few of the entries here show a neglience of supervsision. Children are hillarious, and children do a lot of stupid things, but it gets much funnier if you try to understand how they think!
Hans 5 years ago
For those who perceive me as grumpy. I do condemn the notion of children being stupid, merely because they have no brain developed as an adult. Do you ridicule adults for not still possing the curiosity, endless creativity, and ability to relentlessly practicing movementsa child has? I laugh a lot when my children do weird things, but I also laugh when they make me realize what weird habits adults develop. And I would never make them feel that they are stupid! Be positive people, even in humour!
Load More Replies... Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago
whats even worse is actually saying to a childs face that they are stupid.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago
I will never understand the need to label something silly a child does as "stupid". Children are constantly developing and figuring out a world that is probably extremely daunting for them at times. Children do some really strange things that make us really scratch our heads, but to them it may make perfect sense. They're exploring, learning, and taking the world in. Now, can we have an article entitled "stupid things I've seen grown adults" do?
Gina Amesbury 5 years ago
Ok these are fantastic and I was like I wonder if my kids do these. JUST as I thought that, my mother shows me a pic that someone put the cheese grater in the fridge. My 15 yr old is on dishwasher duty. 🤦♀️
neonn_pieee 5 years ago
Does anyone else select the "show (x) more" button and it doesn't show you more? It happens to me in quite a few articles, especially ones with 100+ posts. It's really annoying cuz I wanna see more.
J T 4 years ago
It's just fun! Don't take calling stupid as offensively. I do understand that they are just little humans who honestly don't know anything about the world and are still learning so tagging them stupid is very wrong. But hey no one is tagging them here.. we r just having a little fun. And I do agree that calling them "cute or funny" would be more appropriate as responsible adults. We can still laugh at these incidents !! Having said that I'm Looking at my 1yea old wondering what he will do.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bodhi Swindle 4 years ago
When I was young my dad said he would make a 3-D printed version of me, I then freaked out because I thought he was gonna love the 3-D printed me more than the real me.
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