40 Clever, Fun And Plain Hilarious Church Signs

Church signs are a staple of small-community life. They’re one of the first things you see when you drive through a cute town center and often give you an idea of what kind of neighborhood you’ve just entered.

But most of the time, they’re more than a way for religious institutions to reach out to people, share the gospel, and resonate with their town’s sense of community. These roadside signs can be a valuable and unexpected source of… entertainment. You know what we’re talking about. Those short, extra clever, and sometimes quite ambiguous church sign sayings you can’t help but look at, hoping to find a rib-tickling pun or joke.

After all, you know what they say: if you’ve got it, flaunt it. And if your church has also got a funny bone, consider yourself lucky — making people laugh is an art form.

Now, thanks to the internet’s insatiable appetite for all things strange and humorous, we can look at some of the most hilarious church signs from around the country! Can you imagine the days before the internet when you couldn’t just search for clever church sign ideas for your church’s outdoor panel? Crazy how they could come up with them with no help.

These funny church signs will have you cracking up, whether it’s a clever play on words or a pun-tastic double meaning. Only one thing is sure — these people knew exactly what they were doing!

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Don't Hold Guns

Funny church sign about 2 men holding hands

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40 Clever, Fun And Plain Hilarious Church Signs

Don't Hold Guns

Love Thy Neighbor

Sign In Front Of Oregon Church

Worship A Man

An Incontrovertible Truth On My Church’s Sign Today

Christian Oxymoron

Pick One

Refugee Jesus

Two Dads

Terms & Conditions

Let God Sort 'Em Out

Church Sign Of The Week With Traffic Report

Advice From God

The Best Version Of Yourself

Noah And Mosquitoes

Damn You Obama

Details Inside

Yolo

This Church That Doesn't Want To Lie To Your Friends And Family At Your Funeral

Christian Puns

Fruit vs. Nuts

This Too Shall Pass

Life Goals

This Church Needs You To Stop Praying For More Snow

The Preferences Of God

Fear Not!

It's Hot In Hell

This Sign That Understands Who Holds All The Power In The Pew

This Sign That Is Trying To Make Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass" A Bit Holier

Dad Joke Marquee

This Sign That Promises God Loves You More Than Kanye Loves Kanye

Go Canucks!

No Parking

The Irony Is Lost On This Church

This Sign Knows You're Spending Time At Church Instead Of The Gym, But Don't Fear Because You'll Have A "Smoking Hot Body" When You're Dead!

This Church Sign That Wants To Know How Often You Come

This Church That Embraced "Christian Girl Autumn" With A Pumpkin Spice Communion Joke

This Church Has Straight Up Given Up On Their Sign

This Sign That Simply Cannot Be Real

Hipster Jesus

Get The Hell Out Of Here!

My Neighborhood Church. I Thought The 24/7 Chapter And Verse Was A Nice Touch

Alternative Facts

I Work At A Farm Near This Church That Posts Oddly Worded Messages. This Sign Was Put Up This Week

This Sign That Offers Nothing But Comfort

Ouch!

Star Wars Quote On Church Sign. Long Island NY

This Church Really Wants You To Try Missionary

This Church That Doesn't Want You To Eat The Devil's Corn, And Don't Even Get Them Started On The Devil's High-Fructose Corn Syrup!

This Sign That Took The Shrek "All Star" Meme To The Next Level

This Church That Doesn't Want You To Text And Drive... Reading A Wordy Sign Is Perfectly Fine, Though

This Sign That Screams The Obvious

Saw This Church Sign Earlier. Oh You Clever Religious People

God's Creations

Oklahoma Churches Don’t Mess Around

This Church That Insists "Jesus Enters You" Before You Can Cross Through The Pearly Gates

Something Lighthearted For This Week

If You Guessed That This Was In The Suburbs, You'd Be Correct

Kicking Off 2022 With Some Laughs

Having Trouble Sleeping?

This Sign That Explains Why Jesus Always Has Perfectly Chiseled Abs In Paintings

This Church That Should Have Thought About Allll The "C" Words Before Making This Claim

A Little Humor In These Uncertain Times

Wash Your Hands

This Sign That Makes No Sense In The Best Possible Way

This Church That Positively Roasted The Patriots

This Church That Places God In The Marvel Cinematic Universe

This Sign Said, "I'm Not Like Other Pastors, I'm A Cool Pastor"

This Church That Demands You Keep You At Home For Service

An Amusing Way To End The Year

This Church That Decided To Quote Darth Vader (You Know, The Famously Wholesome Character Who Killed All Those Kids)

Soup Kitchen Open

Never Trust A Train

The Rotation Of The Earth

Try The Lamb

Jokes Become Dad Jokes

One Of The Churches I Work At Has An Interesting Way Of Drawing In The Faithful

‘Tis The Season!

Hokey Pokey