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While European churches may be world-famous for their historical value and architecture, the ones in America are known for their notoriously clever and hilariously funny church signs.

Much like a store might write up a cheeky message on their sidewalk A-frame to entice people walking by to come inside, churches use humorous church welcome signs to try and draw potential faithful in to fill their pews - or, now and then, just to put a smile on someone's face who might need it. The trendier the creative church sayings, the more likely they are to appeal to young audiences.

Speaking of trends, one of the latest ones happens to be posting pictures of sinfully funny church signs. Though we don't necessarily agree with everything they say, we give them major points for creativity. Check out the best of the ridiculously funny church signs, and see which ones deserve the most 'praise.'

#1

Two Dads

Church sign - ‘Jesus had two dads & turned out fine’

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Daria B
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 dads and a mother, to be precise.

Lyric Karter
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically we ALL have two dads. A Heavenly Father and a earthly father.

Sofia Bellavista
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Technically"?? I think the expressions you were looking for was "I like to think that..."

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Pi...
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Standing ovation for this one!

Rebekah
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant sign, and I agree. But AD 1638 is blowing my mind.

Shannon Mohan-Dolphin
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He had a heavenly Father and earthly mother. This sign is ridiculous.

Tor Rolf Strøm
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, he got himself killed for talking crazy, so I don't know about "fine"...

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    #2

    Terms & Conditions

    Church sign - ‘Adam & Eve the first people to not read the apple terms & conditions’

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    Harper-May
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest we have all failed to read terms and conditions

    Flinkie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I died 😂😂😂😂

    stella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt if APPLE itself has read them. ...

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lie I tell the most is that I've read the terms and condtions.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that he gave them nothing except for a lie saying that they'd die if they ate it. That was the only condition, and he was lying because he was a jealous a*s who didn't want anyone to be as smart as him.

    Tammi Cole
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay...that really did make me LOL!!!

    Jim McCann
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What idiot planted the tree there in the first place

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    #3

    Details Inside

    Church sign - ‘Too hot to keep changing sign sin bad Jesus good details inside’

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like some churches do have a sense of humour and not even a bad one :D

    viktoh..
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short and punchy......nice!

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's all about it i suppose ;p

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    What is a Good Saying to Put on a Church Sign?

    The church signs that you see in front of every church are also known as pylon signs or lightbox signs. Their primary purpose is to inform the congregation or possible new church-goers of the activities that are offered by the church or to invite people to join it. 

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    Since nowadays you have to stand out from the crowd to be noticed even if you’re a church, those lightbox signs, or rather the church signs sayings have become more entertaining and engaging than ever. 

    That said, there still are some unspoken rules to church welcome signs, and if you ever wondered what a good church sign should say, here are a couple of ideas:

    Inspirational Quote. A good motivating and inspiring quote is always a good saying to put on a church sign!

    A Lighthearted Joke. Sharing a smile or a laugh is always a pleasant experience, and it reveals the friendly demeanor of a church. 

    A Tasteful Pun. Oh yes, even churches aren’t immune to the power wielded by cool puns! A well-chosen one-liners church signs can be a powerful tool to invite people in.    

    A Bible Quote. A meaningful quote from the Bible reflecting on current events is a sure path to the congregation's hearts. 

    A Creative Church Sign. Mix all of the above or use none of the above and come up with something unexpected and eye-catching!

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    Of course, chances are slim that you’ll use these pointers to actually create funny church signs, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be curious about it. And, if you see a church that has a sign reflecting on these pointers, you’ll know they have a good sense of humor and a welcoming touch. 

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    #4

    Tables Not Fences

    Centre for peace sign - ‘If you are more fortunate than others, build a longer table not a taller fence.’

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    Jennifer .S
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at a women's christian conference a few months ago, and the theme of the first talk was 'Towers or Tables' and it was really inspiring. It follows the same concept about how if you confine yourself away from others, you can only build up, and that to make your tower bigger you have to build a whole new floor, but to make a table bigger you add a chair. I loved it.

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I will build that wall and Mexico is gonna pay for it!" Comes to my mind immediately...

    Yugan Talovich
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And evangelicals call him a good Christian.....

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    Mark Daniel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one really touched the humanity inside my heart.

    Arlene engel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent sign and great meaning

    Louiiiise
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not into religion (of any kind), but that pretty much sums up my thoughts.

    The Cube Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have wrote wall instead of fence because without that it actually isn't that funny

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never forget your lonely neighbor.

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    #5

    Christian Oxymoron

    Church sign - ‘A gay Christian is not an oxymoron a hateful Christian most certainly is’

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This partly restores my faith in christianity.

    Clever Fool
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christianity? This restores my faith in humanity.

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    Etienne Pisano
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really a true Christian message!!! :-)

    Jessica Nussbaumer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liliana - no it's not the media... just sounds like you've been going to the right churches!

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    Amy Dias
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The haters are the screamers and that's why they are heard. Christians who practice acceptance must raise their voices to overcome the hate

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this looks like a liberal church.

    Jessica Nussbaumer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liliana - no it's not the media... just sounds like you've been going to the right churches!

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    Jessica Nussbaumer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do these churches exist? So happy to see this!

    Melody Lanzatella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, having been raised in a Christian home. I find that a hateful, hypcritical, judgemental Christian is the norm.

    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really depends on what kind of Christian you run into. Hateful christians tend to look for other hateful christians to avoid cognitive dissonance, so growing up in a hateful christian home isn't exactly in your favor when being exposed to loving christians.

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    Dario Agrillo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A hateful christian is also an oxymoron without oxy...

    Randa Ratliff
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need more churches & people like this!

    Katelin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite part is just the lady "popping out of the ground"

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    #6

    Praying And Listening

    Church sign - ‘We are praying and listening to the scientists’

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    athornedrose
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! You can do both! it's not a contradiction!

    Jim McCann
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only so far as you don't disagree with the science.

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    What Should a Church Sign Say? 


    Looking at these ridiculously funny church signs, you might be starting to wonder whether it’s really what a lightbox in front of such an institution should be saying. While these creative signs are undoubtedly funny, ideally, they should be informational and send the overall message the church wants to communicate. So, a good church sign might consist of this information: 

    1. Service Information. A sign disclosing the times of services. 
    2. Inspirational messages. An inspirational quote to strengthen your faith. 
    3. Upcoming Events. Every church holds public events, and a pylon sign is the perfect place to communicate about them. 
    4. Community Outreach. A creative church sign inviting people to volunteer for good causes. 
    5. Seasonal Messages. Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas or a Happy Easter!
    6. Encouragement. An encouraging message might just make someone’s day a bit better. 
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    That said, these pointers aren’t rules governed by law; not at all! And every church has a right to choose the sayings they put on their lightboxes - be it a scripture quote, a warm welcome message, or funny church signs to give you a smile! And if you feel a soft spot for these awesome Christian memes from church welcome signs, keep on scrolling through our collection.

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    #7

    Enough Already

    Church sign - ‘If you are praying for snow please stop’

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    Ivy D
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO PRAYED FOR A PLAGUE GODAMMIT

    Mark Daniel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overly zealous devotees can create problems. Need Equilibrium.

    Jim McCann
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time God listened to a prayer then.

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God didn't hand out shovels only a strong back bone.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only that would help

    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why you got downvoted. Prayer and random chance have the same success rates.

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    MagicalUnicorn
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    8 years ago

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    somebody should stop praying for sun right now

    Etienne Pisano
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    8 years ago

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    Perhaps it would be useful to follow a precise calendar. Do We Need old Farmers Help? Ahahahahaha

    #8

    Anticipated Traffic

    Church sign - ‘The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers’

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    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting my food and drinks ready, because I'mma be stuck in a huge traffic jam.

    Andrew Cas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What so no wheelchair access then?

    Vlad Horobet
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, i gotta go early then, avoid the rush hour.

    Shruti J.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on the Highhhhhwaaaay to hell!

    The Pessimist
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG THAT HILARIOUS THIS MESSAGE WAS ALREADY POSTED ON HERE IT WAS ON A FUNNY BAR SIGN HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I take the lift, please?

    Etienne Pisano
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean that it is best to leave immediately? ????? :-D

    Sarah Leatherwood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like that's so true especially in today's society.

    Marti Gerhardt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is very telling and thought provoking! Makes me think I should pay more attention to the traffic around me.

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    #9

    It's Hot In Hell

    Baptist church sign - ‘Whoever stole our AC units keep one it is hot where youre going’

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Churches with A/C...for a European this is unimaginable...

    Katkrzy99
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the south us we have to have it in the summer

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha :D That's a good one.

    Sarah Leatherwood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so funny! Wish my church had that kind of humor.

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to Italy and there it is not a problem.

    Meowton Mewsk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So burn in eternal torture for a finite crime. How moral.

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    #10

    The Best Version Of Yourself

    Wesley Chapel sign - ‘Be the kind of person your pet thinks you are’

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on what kind of pet you have, I guess...

    Anna Thouvenin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spider in the corner of my room must think I'm so nice to let it stay and feed on the insects there.

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 4 parrot and a dog, they all think very different of me...

    Arlene engel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another good quote. Our pets love us no matter what

    Pattie Kelly
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be the kind of person your pet IS!!!!

    Milda Mockūnaitė
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I supposed to be if my dog thinks that I'm God, and my cat thinks that I'm a jerk?..

    Dana Mora
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am not sure if my dog does not think that i am the one who always leaves him..every day for having so much fun without him (if he only knew that i just go to work..)

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    #11

    Texting While Driving

    Church sign - ‘Honk if you love Jesus text while driving if you want to meet him’

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't be an a*****e and honk at signs. The horn is there for getting other people's attention.

    MagicalUnicorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it's roadside sign reading it while driving would take one to that meeting for sure

    Anna Thouvenin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Luxembourg we have this image and shame on me but I took a pic of it because I found it great https://luxgov.s3.amazonaws.com/production/images/b946cb7030a11bb8998c407c1b9263bd121773cd789894c5dd5769327a20f986.JPG

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i will keep that in mind!!

    Sarah Leatherwood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like someone might actually do that without thinking about what it really means.

    Lilith Krieger
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These made my s****y day haha. Thanks!

    Sofia Bellavista
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this sign is discouraging christians from meeting Jesus?

    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you gonna meet him when you text and drive you'll take the highway straight to hell.

    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bible doesn't say anything about texting or vehicular manslaughter. They're in the clear. Just kiss Jesus' a*s before you die.

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    #12

    The Preferences Of God

    Church sign - ‘God prefers kind atheists over hateful Christians’

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    Krystine Patterson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best.Sign.Ever. Someone should make this into a sign and wave it in front of the vile Westboro Baptist Church members.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wouldn't hoard toilet paper either. Just saying.

    Real People
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …That means God loves terrorism, serial killing, mass killing of innocents people? NOP...GOD EVEN HATE DIVORCE (Malachi 2:16), GOD HATE KILLING - …SHALL NOT KILL (Exodus 20:13). Therefore God HATE SIN and every Christian must HATE SIN....(John 3:16)WE LOVE THE SINNER BUT HATE SIN! The church is not a place to encourage sinning, just as the hospital is not a place to encourage sickness....WE HEAL THE SICK & SIN NOT CONDOLE IT!!!

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    There's no such thing as a hateful Christian

    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha!!! Oh my sweet summer child, how blind you are

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    #13

    Love Everyone

    Walnut Grove Baptist Church sign - ‘Just love everyone I'll sort'em out later’ — God

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    💖 Stacy Rae 💖
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one. I want a T-shirt with this on it.

    Rebecca Olberding
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents and brother don't understand this very well. I should get them this on a shirt for all of them.

    Ian
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the most loving thing you can do is to tell the truth to keep them from the eternity in hell. Dont you think?

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great one, let him do his job.

    Real People
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …Great sign, so if someone is heading to a dead-end cliff....you just keep loving him or her until they fall off!!! IF YOU TRUELY LOVE PEOPLE YOU WILL ENSURE YOU CORRECT THEM IN LOVE. Breaking News....God is only going to sort them out on the LAST DAY Rev. 20:11-15...that will be too late for them to change (it's like a Pilot trainer saying just teach the students and when they make a mistake leave them, their flight record will sort them out. Hope you love to fly on that plane with such a pilot)…But we can help them make the right decision before that GREAT DAY!!!

    Analyn Lahr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave judgement to the Powers That Be.

    Isabel Tamayo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Amen! It's not our job to sort or classify. It's all up to HIM.

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    #14

    Christian Puns

    Sign - ‘CATCH UP WITH JESUS lettuce praise & relish him ‘Cuz He loves me from my head to-ma-toes’

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    Andrew Cas
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would suit the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

    Flinkie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this one's my favourite!! 😂😂😂

    Josurf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a churchfan, but this one must be the best ! 🤣

    Vlad Horobet
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd like to cross with the guy who nailed this sign... amen, seems like a god idea .

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best church ever i will totally go there cause i luv anything about food

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    #15

    Forgive Your Enemies

    Central Baptist Church sign - ‘Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads’

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    FABULOUS1
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winner in my book, I live by this daily.

    Real People
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we forgive. We are not trying to mess with their head but to draw them closer to God

    Kathryn Myrman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be at the top of the article

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    #16

    Fruit vs. Nuts

    Church sign - ‘God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts’

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    Arlene engel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one! Religious nuts can be scary.

    geeksownsweetname
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What with this church!? it's the third picture with their sign!!!

    Josurf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad.... should launch this in Islam.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muslims are not religious nuts, radicalized people in any religion are nuts. Don't be ignorant

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    FABULOUS1
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to have this sign built in front of my ex-mother in laws house.

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    #17

    Christian Puns

    Sign - ‘With all this rain we need an ark. Fear not! (Wait for it...) We Noah guy!’

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :D This one is amazing :D Made me laugh out loud!

    Gregory Jiruska
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody, Looked, in the bottom of that Arc lately?

    Valerie Gobaira
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHA I know EXACTLY where this is!!!!!

    Arlene engel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever came up with this one is a genius.

    flyingaquapigs123
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i <3 this i laughed out loud and my sis looked @ me like i was crazy

    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't put a beat in your text joke you amateurs!

    #18

    Smoking Hot

    Church sign - ‘Cremation is your last chance for a smoking hot body’

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cannot be real, can it?

    nanashi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this is shopped

    jasmine chilton
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the person that did it was drunk?

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a sign for a funeral home. Churches don't do cremations!

    Josurf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny... except when your having a funeral that week...

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they share space with a crematorium?

    Audrey Etienne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God 😂😂 seriously 😂😂

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    #19

    Tweet Advice

    United Church sign - ‘Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted’

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    Adriana E. Henricy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the golden rule isnt the spiral in painting compositions?

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    #20

    Dad Joke Marquee

    Baptist Church sign - ‘A sheep, a snake & a drum fall off of a cliff Baa-Dum-Tsss, Sunday 10 am’

    CalebMynatt Report

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respectively, it should have been: A sheep, a drum, and a snake. #BaaDumTss

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, I was wondering why they thought snakes made a "dum" sound.

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    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I going to hell for not getting this?

    Marvin Purser
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is falling in with the worst of us rather than aiming high for the best of us.

    Roger Hansen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drums don't say Tss, cymbals do.

    TC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fall off a cliff. Fall off of a cliff is redundant...

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    #21

    Dissing The President

    Hampton United Methodist Church sign - ‘A perv, a con artist, and a f*****t walk into a bar. Bartender says, ‘What'll it be, Mr. president-elect?’

    schprockets Report

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks photoshopped. A church wouldn't put up a sign like that.

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree on both counts - but it's still funny.

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    Jim McCann
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And judge not lest ye be judged, got to be from 2016

    Flinkie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks photoshopped :|

    Tom De Paul
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need a date for this one. My guess: November, 2016

    Marietta Augustine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RUDE Boorish Mean spirited and certainly not Christrian!

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, yeah sure, a church preaches political views? I don't think so, this is super fake

    Just Tripple A
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Romans 13:1 -----Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God.

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    #22

    Once A Year

    McCormick Chapel Church sign - ‘Easter comes once a year how often do you’

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt they thought about the double meaning...

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when I read it my mind went straight to the opposite meaning.

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    CelSlade
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my favourite church sign: 'If you want a high standing in the community you have to spend a lot of time on your knees.' XD

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a sign, but my favourite one of these little Christian quotes is by notorious con-man / preacher (sorry, that was redundant): "Do not swallow anything Satan is trying to ram down your throat. Jesus comes first."

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    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny Easter gets its name from a pagan fertility festival .

    CelSlade
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! And there is a chain of Christian bookstores in South Africa called CUM. That's it. That's the full name. In caps.

    Lisa McEachern
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude enough with the double entendres lol

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    #23

    Undocumented Refugee

    Church sign - ‘Jesus was an undocumented refuge’

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    earringnut
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can we just take a minute to talk about how there is a liberal baptist church?

    Freya Fluharty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only for a few months and then they went back home.

    Brady Butler
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No he wasn’t. Mary and Joseph were in town to pay their taxes.

    Jan Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate their sentiment, but wasn't he born during a census? Also, Mary and Joseph were 'documented'.

    Rebekah Mure
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus was born in a stable because Joseph had travelled to his home town to be registered! Duh!!!

    Harold Utiripse
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    duh, Joseph went to Egypt at God's command... Duh, fake christians dont read the bible.

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    Jim McCann
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course and a left wing radical rioter.

    Joel R
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How exactly was Jesus an undocumented refugee? He was born in Bethlehem, raised in Nazareth, and travelled the middle east, preaching the message of salvation. Aside from spending some time in Egypt and a few other nations, I don't see the connection.

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    #24

    Recipe For Holy Water

    Church sign - ‘How do we make holy water? We boil the hell out of it!’

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    Sarah Leatherwood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like that's a christian dad joke

    Joe Dad
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's actually pretty good.

    Sardonic Scribe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The First Church of Awesome Works??? *deep sigh*

    #25

    Noah The Brave

    Sign - ‘Noah was a brave man 2 sail n a wood boat with 2 termites’

    DragonBallZKai6 Report

    Cayman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, I never thought about that.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing that never happened or he might have had a problem.

    Pat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That what never happened. Proof of the flood is all around us. Just look at the Grand Canyon.

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    Arlene engel
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    8 years ago

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    Two animals each, not insects

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    #26

    God's Creations

    Church sign - ‘God didn't create anything without a purpose. But mosquitoes come pretty close.’

    AbaigealHibbar1 Report

    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard they recently released mosquitos of a specific breed that would spread infertility amongst its kind as a way of disease control.

    Beks Czar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess whoever created them never saw the movie Mimic. I, for one, am not looking forward to 6 ft. mosquitoes.

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    Mikleo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything has a purpose, even if it's just being food for something else.

    💖 Stacy Rae 💖
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mosquitoes purpose is population control via the spread of malaria.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the bad news... there are many breeds of mosquitoes. Some of them fertilize unique plants.

    Maggie Collins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, according to the documentary they caught a lot, like thousands, and somehow made all the females infertile. Then released them. Sure hope it works.

    PsychoPrincess
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasps have no use science cant find any benefit for them they are useless so he must have created use less stuff

    TC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mosquitoes and spiders...

    Juniper
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spiders' purpose is to catch mosquitoes and flies and other bugs

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    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It HAS a purpose! Annoy you in summer time, when it's hot and you want to get windows open, so that you end up with them inside, and you end up scratching all the way of your body! It's rly useful!

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    #27

    Teenager Bible Version

    Sign - “Genesis 1:3, teenager version ‘And god said, let there be light. And it was lit.’”

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    Cinzia Effori
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain me the meaning?

    Lazy Farmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Internet language - lit means cool or awesome (among others)

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    Adriana E. Henricy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they dont know it doesnt mean what they think it means. also, it could be on fire.

    #28

    Hot As Hell

    Baptist Church sign - ‘Not, it's not hot as hell’

    abbey_coker Report

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the best! Love this sign

    prestoli
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is too funny to rank 28th!

    Mikleo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can they know, unless they have been there?

    #29

    Satan Called

    Zion Lutheran Church sign - ‘Satan called he wants his weather back’

    NickThompsonTV Report

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if Central Europe would be religious that would be most popular sign here

    Gregory Jiruska
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ,Bet, After seeing, US, George Washington would Sue Us over calling Him, Father?

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like he'd be more interested in not getting it back, at least for some variety.

    #30

    Jesus Is Watching

    Yellow sign - ‘Jesus is watching but the police have radar’

    CKWS_Hutch Report

    Daniel Popescu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you start laughing and have an accident?

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    #31

    The Missing Part

    Sign - ‘Whats missing from ch ch u r’

    hollyfrancesb Report

    Out of chocolate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man I'm too high. I'm like "chur chur?"

    #32

    Aim For Perfection

    Sign at church bathroom - ‘Finally brothers, Aim for perfection... And the God of love and peace will be with you.’

    AwakenChurchFL Report

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    #35

    Having Trouble Sleeping?

    Creek Baptist Church sign - ‘Having trouble sleeping? Try one of our sermons’

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    #36

    Disturbing Lack Of Faith

    Living proof church sign - ‘I find your lack of faith disturbing - Darth Vader’

    alcav54 Report

    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me, Darth Vader would not go to church though

    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The force was mentioned as 'an old religion' in 4. A new hope if I remember correctly. Different kind of chuch xD

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    Gwynne Greene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They MAY be FOURTH-coming with this sign, but a NEW HOPE is where it all STRIKES BACK !! XD

    #38

    A Sign From God

    Sign - ‘God gave us mouths that close and ears that don’t. That may tell us something.’

    SuburbSlicker Report

    Marty Sunderland
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And 2 ears, but only one mouth, so we should listen twice as much as we talk.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it's so that we can hear our surroundings better. Imagine if you had to turn your head all the time to hear stuff!

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    Oliver Gloxin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, water gets in our ears, but at least we don't drown. Who's more clever then?

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what else doesn't have ears that close? MOST THINGS WITH EARS.

    Crystal Guider
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Point taken... I'll need someone to pass this along.

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    #39

    Proper Last Name

    Faith Chapel sign - ‘God's last name isn't ‘D**n’!’

    TerryAONeal Report

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pastor Butch Race... I love this fact.

    Margot Piasecka
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like photoshopped. But still very very funny

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that is Gods middel name, his last name is it.

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    We know that. It's Dammit.

    #40

    Don't You Dare

    Church of The Valley sign - ‘Don't make me come down there — God’

    QuotidianCommut Report

    Pat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better hope He doesn't come in your lifetime. With your attitude You won't like where you go.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe He should. Sort some folks out while they're still alive.

    #41

    Google Doesn't Know It All

    Hillcrest Baptist Church sign - ‘There are some questions that cant be answered by google’

    Jim Groom Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which? I need to google this...

    Erin Zelnio
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google may not be able to answer the question, but it certainly can find numerous websites, blogs and forums that can.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find the name of this church funny. I'm from San Diego originally and there's a neighborhood there called Hillcrest that's like the gay district. Or at least it was last I checked. I'm sure this sign isn't in San Diego but still.

    Kidol Mahu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the question is when will you die

    Real People
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....like what am I THINKING RIGHT NOW, please google it and send me the result!!!!!!

    Tanner Cowens
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry though, you'll find all the answers you need in a book written by people who didn't know where rain came from...

    #42

    Stable Management

    Full Gospel Church sign - ‘Under the same management for 2000 years!’

    ThreeDayPass Report

    Sherbaan Naab
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny... Inaccurate, but funny :)

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if that's a good thing though.. :D

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    #43

    Come As You Are

    Church of Christ sign - ‘Come as you are you can change inside’

    StarBannerPhoto Report

    Pat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong type of change. Attitude not clothes. You can come in your shorts and jeans or your Sunday best at my church as long as you come.

    Arlene engel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is sure to show up not in the Sunday best this church expects

    Be Sinner
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nirvana reference, great 🤘

    Lizzy R
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this saying that who you are isn't good and that you need to come to this church to change?

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Challenge accepted. How do you feel about a corset and lacy thong?

    #44

    Acknowledging The Real Hero

    First Baptist Church sign - ‘Severus snape was the hero’

    darIingkihyun Report

    Ben Smith
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    8 years ago

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    So... They're trying to ruin the book? Is this an anti "witchcraft" sign? I don't get it.

    #45

    No Favoritism Here

    Church sign - ‘God shows no favouritism but sign guy does go canucks!’

    ithinkyourweird Report

    Enoch Evenson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing it's a sportsball thing.

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    #47

    More Than A Like

    Sign with emoji thumbs up with Christian stigma in it and written below ‘Jesus more than likes you‘

    unknown Report

    Marzo Florida
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty sweet :)

    Bo Bednar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always thought it rather strange that the crusafix is such a predominant Christian symbol. If you think about it it's fairly gruesome.

    Jan Ward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Protestant churches use a cross, not a crucifix.

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    Anjara Soa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw <3 This sign tells it all!

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to get a restraining order.

    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To those who haven't been born in the Christian faith, that's a tad scary!

    Joel R
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nothing compared to what actually happened during the crucifixion.

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    #48

    Makes You Weak

    Church sign - ‘7 days W’O prayer makes one weak’

    NoMoreGuff Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 days without prayer makes one get more stuff done. I can't even imagine how Muslims even WORK with all their bloody daily prayers.

    #49

    Blah Blah Blah

    Church sign - ‘Blah blah blah just go to church’

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    #50

    Friend Request

    Church sign - ‘You have one new friend request from Jesus, Confirm / Ignore’

    TerryAONeal Report

    SarahofBorg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but we don't have any mutual friends

    floof lover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely ignore. Why would I want religion when I can be a good person without the threat of eternal damnation?

    Uncommon Boston
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freedom to choose without judgement -- interesting idea. If you dont want to believe -- fine. Dont make fun of those that do. Your view of faith and church membership are not accurate.

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