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Feeling a bit blue and needing a bit of a celebratory occasion to lift your spirits? Well, what if we were to tell you that there’s always something to celebrate and you don’t even look that hard for a wedding or whatnot to bring out the cake and buy yourself a helium balloon? Need proof? You’re in the right place, then - just take a look at what awesome, hilariously funny celebration pics people shared in this glorious Reddit thread, and you’ll be celebrating life soon enough, too. 

Now, be fair here. When you hear somebody talking about funny celebration photos, you instantly tend to think of weddings and birthdays, but these people here are living proof that you can celebrate things like your divorceversary, losing a tooth, or gaining a pound in just the same if not higher spirits. However, if you do decide to celebrate something that’s a bit off-kilter, be sure to share the hilarious photos you take with us! Wondering what should be in them? Well, to follow the examples of the ones we found in the aforementioned AskReddit thread, you could feature the awesome cake you got yourself to celebrate, the participants of the super wild crocheting party, or the funny celebration images of your little brother letting it all out on a birthday at the dentist’s. Anything that floats your boat, really!

Now, ready to take a look at the gloriously weird photos we’ve rounded up? If so, you know the drill - scroll on down below until you reach the submissions, give your vote to the funny celebration pics you liked the most, and share this article with anyone who’s in need of a little pick-me-up today!

#1

Went Home For The Holidays And My Birthday, My Dad And I Fell Asleep. Love So Much This Pic My Uncle Took Of Us

Went Home For The Holidays And My Birthday, My Dad And I Fell Asleep. Love So Much This Pic My Uncle Took Of Us

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Steve Robert
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No matter how old your kid gets, he's still your kid!

DD
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I had something even close to this with my pop. He's gone now and is missed so much. That's one pic that will become an even more important treasure in the future.

CPooh
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What’s up with the art behind them? Headless floating child giving birth???

Tee Wallace
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a great pic!! But can I inquire about the statue that looks to be a floating baby held up by a telephone cord?

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    #2

    Happy Birthday To My Best Friend

    Happy Birthday To My Best Friend

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    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg look at how happy that doggo looks! ❤️❤️🥰

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG LOOK AT THAT FACE!!!!! 💖💖💖💖🥰

    Rae Ramirez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the happiest dog I have ever seen in my life!!!

    Fluffy Cato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats haveing his sweet sixteen tommoarow what sould I do

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, happy birthday buddy!

    Lotekguy
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the shape of the cake.

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    #3

    I Carved And Gifted The "Terminator Pipe" To Arnold Birthday And He Sent Me A Photo

    I Carved And Gifted The "Terminator Pipe" To Arnold Birthday And He Sent Me A Photo

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very nice! I remember seeing a celebrity shaming a fan for doing a portrait saying it was "bad"...it really pissed me off.

    CSCole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a unique gift. Nice of Arnold to autograph a picture of him smoking the pipe!

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh I remember this! It was on reddit back in the day, at first without the foto. Only pictures of the pipe were posted and people didn't believe that they gifted it to Arnold.

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    There’s no rule out there stopping you from celebrating whatever you want. You could go the traditional route and celebrate your birthday, your pet’s birthday, that promotion at work you’ve been angling for these last few years, or finally getting your twelve-part rollercoaster ride of a fantasy novel series published.

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    Though you could embrace the fun even more and find a reason to celebrate more often. For instance, to mark an entire month of exercising and eating well. Or to observe your 37-week workaversary for no real reason at all. Or even that old favorite of ours—surviving yet another Monday! We make the occasions, not the calendar.

    #4

    An Elderly Neighbor Of Mine Is Throwing A Birthday Party For His Dog

    An Elderly Neighbor Of Mine Is Throwing A Birthday Party For His Dog

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    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago

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    You'll understand if I don't eat any treats

    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would definitely stop by with a gift 😊

    Tetelestai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll come, but only for the dog treats 👀

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't wait! I'll bring bones!

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May 5th, Bouche will be a whole year old!

    Marvin HoG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay can I come? My birthday is around then we can party together!

    Nancy Lynch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the format of the invitation. Fill in the blanks every year.

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    #5

    My Son Was Invited To A Birthday Party To Learn "Superhero" Moves Aka Jujitsu. He Took It Very Seriously

    My Son Was Invited To A Birthday Party To Learn "Superhero" Moves Aka Jujitsu. He Took It Very Seriously

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    Wysteria_Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's the only one who understood the assignment.

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Superhero in the making!

    Cassidy Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is the only one in correct attire

    Kilo Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiderman has a varied web of influence.

    Rae Ramirez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great idea for a birthday party!!!!

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    #6

    I Gave My Son A Hammock For His Birthday... He Sent Me This Pic, He’s Obviously Not The Only One Enjoying It

    I Gave My Son A Hammock For His Birthday... He Sent Me This Pic, He’s Obviously Not The Only One Enjoying It

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    Mumsie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction...you gave Us a hammock which we are obviously enjoying. Thank you.

    Clarf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat is allowing your son to use it.

    Jungle Empress 85
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relaxing is always better with a cat!

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure the hammock belongs to your son? 'Cause the cat looks kinda pi$$ed off...

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    Having a small celebration just for fun is a great way to seize the day and enjoy life more. It forces us to be more aware of what’s going on in our day-to-day lives and find reasons to be grateful.

    Yes, life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows, but there’s always a silver lining to be found, even when it's dark, dull, and dreary. Like Albus Dumbledore, said, "Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."

    #7

    My Friend’s Birthday Gift To Her Husband: A Fantastic Painting Of Their Derperman Pinscher

    My Friend’s Birthday Gift To Her Husband: A Fantastic Painting Of Their Derperman Pinscher

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    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. The real dog is even funnier than the painting!

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After someone remarked on the original thread that it was amazing that he was a decorated admiral, someone responded, "That’s cuz he read the Arf of War by Shih Tzu" 😂

    DD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the breed; "derperman" pinscher. The boy's got character.

    CSCole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a website for these pictures. Thank you for sharing!

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the painting first and then I scrolled down and saw the dog and it was even better than I could have imagined.

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    #8

    My Roommate Celebrates Christmas, I Celebrate Hanukkah... We Decided To Build A Compromise

    My Roommate Celebrates Christmas, I Celebrate Hanukkah... We Decided To Build A Compromise

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    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone on the original thread wrote, "I may be in the Menorahtree here, but I like it." 😂

    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so damn cute and a great way to compromise. The only way to make it better would be small lights for each candle!

    Jenna Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this is awesome! Great compromise guys!

    Camber Hollywood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it could work for Easter/Passover as well.

    Philly Bobcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am Christian, my wife is Jewish... we celebrate "Chriistmakkuh and Eastover" etc!

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    #9

    Party Time

    Party Time

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree! I love Bull Terriers! I hope to adopt one someday :3

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same doggo same!

    Tom_Nook
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ngl he looks like Walter the dog.

    JoJoB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that dog having a Fosters?

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT he has awesome taste Fosters is my favorite!!!

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    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the cutey aggression flowing through me 🤣

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    Practicing gratitude means shifting your perspective to how someone else might see your life. Taking on a stranger’s point of view means that we’re more objective about the positive things we have going for us. Yes, your career might not be going exactly in the direction you hoped it would, but maybe you’ve recently gotten a raise to help dampen the effects of inflation and you don’t have to worry about providing for your family.

    #10

    Celebrating Christmas With My Wife’s Family When Suddenly

    Celebrating Christmas With My Wife’s Family When Suddenly

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...family will do that to you.

    And the like
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And my usual question is, given that family will do that to you, what brings ppl to want to start their own family? I will never understand that.

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    iamjusthereforthecruise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With this picture, it's definitely new meme unlocked

    G M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why alcohol should be at all family get togethers. And because there’s not i fear each occasion

    Kilo Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What should I do next...watch?

    Bored Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only a breathing exercise could solve it...

    Fickle_Pickle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father in law have this effect on me. Now when I see him, I stay the duck away. I give my MIL hugs but pretend I don’t see him even when he’s right beside her 😂😂😂

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Administering morphine in 5....4....3...."

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid breathing exercises are no use here

    JeannevB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is epic. I have the same watch. It gave me this reminder when I was at our good friends funeral.

    Suby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens when my students act up, and I tell them my watch told me that they have to quiet down. :-)

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    #11

    My Cat Nimbus, Celebrating His Birthday Like A Gentleman

    My Cat Nimbus, Celebrating His Birthday Like A Gentleman

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    Jungle Empress 85
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a handsome gentleman!

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the cat saying, "I am Mr. Nimbus!"

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's invited to Bouche's birthday on the 5th of May.

    Mojavedog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blow that f@cking candle out so I can eat, for gods sake!

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    #12

    This Is How They Celebrate Halloween At A Government Research Lab

    This Is How They Celebrate Halloween At A Government Research Lab

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    Kilo Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume the doctor is treating the Starfleet Engineers for radiation poisoning

    Daft Mosquito
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the problem with this bunch? The only properly dressed chap is suddenly humiliated by badly dressed weirdos.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get it. There is one guy in costume, rest are people in normal clothewith some hand deformation.

    Jake Lewis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what DARPA is like?

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to think they all had the uniform at home already

    Mike Y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon. That's how they dress every day.

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    Or you might find that you struggle keeping in touch with your friends now that you’ve all grown up, however, your relationship with your parents has only improved since you’ve moved out.

    You might be thankful for your health, your supporting relatives, or your understanding partner. Or you might be glad that you have a stable job in these turbulent times or that your rescue pet is finally coming out of its shell in its new forever home.

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    #13

    My Birthday Cake This Year

    My Birthday Cake This Year

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    Mangelo Il Fumatori
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear this picture.

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    #14

    I Wanted To Celebrate And Announce My Awesome Father's Day Gift From My Wife. No Better Way Than A Sexy Photoshoot

    I Wanted To Celebrate And Announce My Awesome Father's Day Gift From My Wife. No Better Way Than A Sexy Photoshoot

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just eleven more photos and you got yourself a calendar!

    Asher Tye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dazzling, dahling, simply dazzling

    Mumsie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two gorgeous, sexy beasts!

    April Stephens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone else having a hard time parsing the title: this man's wife bought him the car for Father's Day. He liked the car so much, he decided to do the sexy photo shoot. (I was at first thinking the wife was paying for the sexy photo shoot as a gift to the husband and I was confused)

    nancy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man's wife clearly bought him a sponge. Hence the sexy photo shoot.

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get it! Woooo!

    Sorry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a mirror or are you just happy to see the car...

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    #15

    My Band Just Signed A Recording Contract. Had Chinese Food In Celebration. This Was My Fortune

    My Band Just Signed A Recording Contract. Had Chinese Food In Celebration. This Was My Fortune

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    Margaret H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the day of my husband's funeral and my horoscope told me it was time to throw out the rubbish!

    Brocken Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳 that’s hilarious and horrible and hilarious again.

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    Jennifer_Crowley_Luci
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they signed it before the cookie, so......

    Nichole Harris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no it means in addition to your big break! I'm sure!!!!

    Penny Kemper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the record contract was signed before. This means after the cookie not before.

    Julia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, was the deal successful? Have we heard of you?

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    Meanwhile, when times are especially tough, even something seemingly small as getting out of bed and washing the dishes is something genuinely worth celebrating.

    Making a physical gratitude list can work as a physical reminder of all the wonderful things going on in your life. Whenever you’re feeling down, you can take a glance at it and maybe even add a few more things. Acknowledge your achievements. Let them remind you of how successful, persevering, and resilient you are.

    #16

    Yesterday Was My Birthday So I Threw Myself A Party

    Yesterday Was My Birthday So I Threw Myself A Party

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    Jo Walsh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome that so many of your personalities showed up!

    tw 72
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and they all look like they are having a good time!

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    Madster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm such a dingbat...I was like "Why do all those guys look the same??"

    Elsker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol @ dingbat:)) finally a purpose to use dingbat:D

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    LadyJaye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude cuddling with the dog is my favorite

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gangs all here

    tuzdayschild
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice of you to invite the human.

    HangryHangryHippo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is Argentinian!!! Nice surprise to find a fellow countryman here 😁

    Fuzzy bunny feet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the one at the party hanging out with the dog all night.

    Sylvia Baker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I thought.. gee all your friends are alike

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    #17

    My Mom Celebrated My Dogs Birthday... I Go To College And This Is What Happens

    My Mom Celebrated My Dogs Birthday... I Go To College And This Is What Happens

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    Mumsie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can no longer deny having a favorite child!

    Avant Garde
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she s suffering from "empty nest syndrom"

    CSCole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's great!! Thanks for sharing

    Onion Patch Petunia
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    I guess that's you in the corner?

    #18

    My Brother Couldn't Find A Suitable Card For Our Grandma's Birthday, So He Improvised, A Little

    My Brother Couldn't Find A Suitable Card For Our Grandma's Birthday, So He Improvised, A Little

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    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inside there's a mirror so you can see how young you are

    ThreeAngryLlamas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do this. I recently had to get a Christmas card for family I hadn't seen in half a year, so I got a card that said 'Happy Birthday' and added ', Jesus' to it.

    Julie Snelling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 30 I got a lot of cards with 3 on

    RedPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The handwriting is so beautiful!!! 😭 Teach me pleaseeeeeeeee I have shaky hands 😭😭😭

    Gøøse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family does that all the time!

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    Now, we’re not going to tell you how you should or shouldn’t mark important events and achievements. However, we’ll remind you that an important part of living a healthy and happy life means avoiding overeating and staying away from refined sugary treats as much as possible.

    Enjoying a slice of triple chocolate cake with ice cream on top is perfectly fine if you do it every once in a while—denying ourselves our little tasty treats can make us crave them even more, after all.

    #19

    Wife Modified A 5yo Birthday Card For My Brother's 35th

    Wife Modified A 5yo Birthday Card For My Brother's 35th

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    MacintoshID
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a great wife. Thinking outside the box.

    #20

    Happy Birthday!

    Happy Birthday!

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    LadyJaye
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never liked the mascot/character suit... things.

    Aria the Dog Lover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was there, I'd be laughing my a*s off.

    BOO
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is amazing it makes me so happy considering i would do this

    SPARKIZE
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, yes.. This is the one!!

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    #21

    Went To The Office Holiday Party. Didn't Know Corporate Was Going To Be There

    Went To The Office Holiday Party. Didn't Know Corporate Was Going To Be There

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    Jo Walsh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely you'll be considered for promotion, your boldness is outstanding!

    Isaac Harvey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to wear something ugly, at least wear something professionally ugly.

    Lemme get the lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but I am actually jealous of this man's fashion sense

    Regina Machamer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that episode of The Office when Charles shows up for the first time and Jim is wearing a tux lmao

    Maisey Myles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was one of the "corporate ", this man would get a promotion and a raise! He has style, not afraid to make fun of himself and obviously not a follower but a leader

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say you need to find ways to stand out in the workplace.

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    But if you’ve got an entire social calendar full of birthdays, anniversaries, and weddings lined up for this year, you might want to start watching how much you indulge. If you feel that you’re eating desserts more often than you’re making home-cooked meals, you might want to skip a few slices of cake or opt for a healthier option. We find that it’s often easier to say ‘no’ to a small snack than it is to burn off those excess calories jogging or at the gym.

    #22

    My Daughter Got An Etch A Sketch Today For Her 8th Birthday. She Drew A Cat Puking

    My Daughter Got An Etch A Sketch Today For Her 8th Birthday. She Drew A Cat Puking

    T_sardonicus Report

    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👏👏👏 Way better than I ever did!!!

    Maria Rodriguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way an 8 year old did that their first time owning one i call BS

    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could make the "puke" part. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤣

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, your 8 year old drew that…

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    #23

    Baking & Prepping For Her 1 Year Old's Birthday Party

    Baking & Prepping For Her 1 Year Old's Birthday Party

    straightwestcoastin Report

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not NEED to bake or throw a party for a one year old... If you find it so stressful, just don't do it!

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. A big celebration at that age is mostly for the parents, I think.

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only stop taking drugs during pregnancy. Afterwards, they're mandatory....

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the epidural wore off

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As you've discovered, you have other things to occupy your mind now

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A one year old's BD party is not for the one year old. Foolish to make yourself crazy.

    Andrea Careless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait a bit and you can get some from your kids!

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    #24

    My Cat Turned 3, She Was Not Impressed With The Celebrations

    My Cat Turned 3, She Was Not Impressed With The Celebrations

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    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every second I wear this degrading thing is a year of torment for you

    Lemme get the lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I swear to god MARK I will get my revenge on your birthday'

    Bored Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face... better sleep with one eye open tonight!

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Someone please find my other ear!

    Angie Wakefield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suggest you sleep with one eye open from now on, that cat's coming for you.....

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just gimme a G&T and an hour in front of the telly, will ya?"

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    In these economically uncertain times, celebrating birthdays can add a lot of additional stress. Especially if there are high expectations. According to a survey conducted by OnePoll, most children know exactly what they want for their birthdays. 73% of parents noted that their kids aren't easy to impress. Meanwhile, 67% of children expect their favorite foods to be served during the party. Moreover, 56% expect clowns or costumed characters, 44% expect inflatables, and 43% want laser tag. 

    #25

    My Sister And Her Husband Adopted A Puppy. The Humane Society Sure Gives Out Weird Signs To Celebrate It

    My Sister And Her Husband Adopted A Puppy. The Humane Society Sure Gives Out Weird Signs To Celebrate It

    RealRobotButt Report

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog: ... and I have no clue why they did that!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, don't poop shame him!

    Regina Machamer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy's face lmao he doesn't seem happy to be holding that sign

    Ic3qu33n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they saw the vet bill!!

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well what's wrong with that. You expect me to hold it in?

    LadyJaye
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't get how anyone, in any situation, could think that sign was a good idea. What would be a situation where this was a good idea?

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s funny if you don’t take it seriously and realize it’s meant to be a silly joke.

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    #26

    Celebrating My First Divorceversary And The Office Girls Bought Me A Cake

    Celebrating My First Divorceversary And The Office Girls Bought Me A Cake

    Versaton Report

    Felicia Allen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that word "divorceversary"

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad and his current wife got married on his birthday, which is also Halloween. Every year I wish him Happy Hallo-Birtho-Aniverso-Ween.

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    Thegoodboi
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that's quite a word, say that 10 times fast

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s got to give half that cake to his ex

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg. OMG... a friend is also losing approximately 150 lbs of pure self-absorbed idiot in the near future... I have to remember to do this for them next year!

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so doing this this year.

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    #27

    Just A Pic Of My Birthday Cake

    Just A Pic Of My Birthday Cake

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    CelticElff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please please please send me a huge crate of Cadbury's Flake... they are calling to me

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks delicious. I’m kind of jealous of how tasty it is

    BOO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    m y cousin wouldn't have let anyone touch this cake..... ever

    Thegoodboi
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks so tasty too!

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    However, birthdays don't have to cost you an arm and a leg. You can cut costs by organizing things slightly differently. First of all, you need to let go of the desire to impress all the other parents in the neighborhood. Then, you can save a lot of money by sticking to simple food like hot dogs, pizza, chips, fruit, and veggies. Meanwhile, you don't necessarily have to rent out an expensive playroom for all the kids. Having the birthday at the local park works perfectly well, too!

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    #28

    My Fiancé And I Had Our Ultrasound On 5/5 But Because Of The Quarantine We Couldn’t Celebrate. So I Made This. She Did Not Find It As Humorous As I Did

    My Fiancé And I Had Our Ultrasound On 5/5 But Because Of The Quarantine We Couldn’t Celebrate. So I Made This. She Did Not Find It As Humorous As I Did

    Kostrom Report

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she give you a chili expression?

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or 5/5 for the others who do the date the other way round

    Anne S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the ultrasound! Perhaps if the mom to be had a couple margaritas (virgin) she would have been more in cinco with the hubby?

    WHAT
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    2 years ago

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    Saying "our" ultrasound is cringe

    Tetelestai
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why -_- it’s the parents’ child, it doesn’t matter who it’s in, the ultrasound is just as much for one partner as the other

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    #29

    It Was My Dads Birthday Today But We Didn't Have The Right Numbers So We Got Creative

    It Was My Dads Birthday Today But We Didn't Have The Right Numbers So We Got Creative

    Lvl_69_Mafia_Boss Report

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GASP! Pie for a birthday? My mind is blown! I will request this from now on!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a home made raised pork pie one year, it was lush

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    Mumsie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter will prolly start doing this for my birthday cakes!

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this yummy-looking dessert called?

    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Daddy! If he wasn't feeling it before, he is feeling it now for sure!!

    lunanoire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the texture of cake for some weird reason but love a good frosting but pie is always the way to go! All of my family has pie requests for birthdays. Yum.

    Regina Machamer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creative? Lol were they not bought this way? How else you got letters?

    Justin Kantner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they had probably used up all the appropriate numbers on previous celebrations and only had "leftovers" ;)

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    Fussy1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used the exact candles for my SO's 50th!

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than sticking 47 candles in that pie

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    #30

    Celebrating More Than Just A Birthday

    Celebrating More Than Just A Birthday

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    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed out on an MTV opportunity though

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Another successful pill taker

    DD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe an abstainer like in the "no" statement on the cake.

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    We’d love to hear all about the fun celebrations you’ve recently had, dear Pandas. Maybe you’ve marked a special anniversary or baked a doggy-friendly dessert for your best pal? Perhaps something’s gone gloriously right at school, the office, or at home? Drop by the comment section and share your joy with everyone else!

    #31

    Celebrating My Brother's 21st Birthday In Style At Epcot (The Entire Family Is Wearing These Shirts, Not Just Us)

    Celebrating My Brother's 21st Birthday In Style At Epcot (The Entire Family Is Wearing These Shirts, Not Just Us)

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, this is hilarious 😂😂

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: only one person is wearing the shirt on the left, and everyone else is wearing shirts like the one on the right. Then, everyone spreads out and watches as the chaos unfolds.

    Avant Garde
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I m an only child and I sooo love this!!

    Natasha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg my family would so do this!

    Tee Wallace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom did this for my 30th birthday only ours had HUGE Mickey faces and it was so much fun

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know they'll give you a big special pin if you ask.

    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a t-shirt and fleeeeee!!!!!! Run Eric Run!!!!!

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Eric gets through the day without dying of embarrassment, perhaps he'll make it to next year

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    #32

    My GF Gets Frustrated That She Has To Share Birthday’s (Today) And Christmas A Few Days Apart. I Decided To Have A Professional Cake Made To Celebrate Her Day! Thoughts?

    My GF Gets Frustrated That She Has To Share Birthday’s (Today) And Christmas A Few Days Apart. I Decided To Have A Professional Cake Made To Celebrate Her Day! Thoughts?

    Extreme-Raisin-Cake Report

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome. Seriously very funny 🤣

    Jennifer_Crowley_Luci
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buddy Christ!!! One of the greatest movies of all time!!! :D

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buddy Christ, Cardinal Glick Would Be So Proud!

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me you sent this pic to Kevin Smith.

    TheOfficialJesusChrist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AYYY it's meee 🤌🏻 that's a pretty good pic of me tbh 😌😌😌

    AniaSD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Jesus is cool with shared celebration

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    #33

    My Friend Is Celebrating 20 Years Of Marriage, He Says Nothing's Changed

    My Friend Is Celebrating 20 Years Of Marriage, He Says Nothing's Changed

    Restafarianism Report

    Felicia Allen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she wearing the same wedding dress after twenty years?!...amazing!

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still fits in her wedding dress. You go, girl!

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, after 20yrs and two kids, she graduated from glass to bottle

    Clarf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any woman who can fit into her wedding dress 20 years later is incredible!

    Chrissyfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Mom's boobs got bigger...

    ThreeAngryLlamas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, clearly one thing has changed. Different tie.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just drinks straight from the bottle, now. :-)

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    #34

    We Had 40 People Over For A Party This Weekend And Apparently No One Snooped Our Medicine Cabinet

    We Had 40 People Over For A Party This Weekend And Apparently No One Snooped Our Medicine Cabinet

    danox574 Report

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good sign that none of your friends are addicted to narcotics!

    Erica Knapp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that you have good trustworthy friends that don't snoop through your stuffs... this is a win lol

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    MongoMarcia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh they snooped. Signing the book is an admission of guilt. Open door, read note, close door.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Everybody snooped, but nobody fell for the trap.

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    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sad!!! I would gladly take a shot!!

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, dibs on the Fireball! Mix it with hard cider, SO good!

    Erica Knapp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh thanks for the tip, definitely gonna try this!

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    Skip Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps they should count the bottles before praising their friends. Just sayin'.

    Madster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good way of finding out which of your friends is nosy.

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be awesome or problematic......on a side note all my friends are nosy drunks

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explains why everyone left the bathroom looking ill

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the comments on this post assume that because no one was willing to sign the "I was snooping" book it proves no one snooped. LOL

    Diane H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd drink without signing!

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    #35

    This Is How My Girlfriend's Family Celebrated Thanksgiving In 1903

    This Is How My Girlfriend's Family Celebrated Thanksgiving In 1903

    cblackstar Report

    JPotts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A different kind of Hunger Games.

    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the winner was pardoned and the loser was dinner!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RUN! Run like your life depends on it.. .because actually..

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than trying to eat that c**p

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    #36

    "My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined." - Happy 19th Birthday To My Cat!

    "My Disappointment Is Immeasurable And My Day Is Ruined." - Happy 19th Birthday To My Cat!

    LitBrit94 Report

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is my food on fire? Jeezus.

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tf is that Sharon? I can still see Sharon. Now, gimme food.

    #37

    Celebrating New Year's Eve By Myself

    Celebrating New Year's Eve By Myself

    Dobby1234 Report

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, I'm your new neighbor, oh, you're not alone.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you're in good company

    MacintoshID
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like my house for every holiday evening. Love the Boston pants!

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve had a few like this

    Tetelestai
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There must’ve been a dressing theme, everyone I see is wearing the same pants and colored top!

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    #38

    It's Way Of Celebrating The Holidays

    It's Way Of Celebrating The Holidays

    tracber Report

    "Disembodied voice"
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an IT guy this is wonderful but also feels wrong...

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried turning it off and on again?

    Camber Hollywood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's bringing back memories of the Ether Bunny.

    Jan Eivroc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever works for you, Carl! I'll support you!

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally a use for all those RAM sticks cluttering up the drawer!

    Paula Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a Christmas tree one year decorated in nothing but IT parts - graphics cards, chips, keys, etc.

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    #39

    I Told My Fiancé I Got Him The Perfect 30th Birthday Cake... It Wasn’t What He Expected

    I Told My Fiancé I Got Him The Perfect 30th Birthday Cake... It Wasn’t What He Expected

    MaliceMes Report

    Edward Finger Hands
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a funny joke. And I’m reminding anyone who needs to hear it, you are still young in your thirties. If you take care of yourself well, you’ll feel young for decades more.

    Daft Mosquito
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have appreciated such a thing for my 30. But wouldn't eat it or offer anyone else. I'd let it wither. Because life after 30 ends, kids.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did something similar for my sister's 30th. Also got her a sympathy card.

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    #40

    My Boyfriend's Friend Recently Got Out Of Jail, And Today Is His Birthday. Of Course, This Is The Only Appropriate Way To Wish Him Happy Birthday

    My Boyfriend's Friend Recently Got Out Of Jail, And Today Is His Birthday. Of Course, This Is The Only Appropriate Way To Wish Him Happy Birthday

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    Tammilee Truitt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would depend on the offense. Very creative and timing spot on though.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend in prison. What that depicts would probably be an upgrade. Certain days of the week they just get sack lunches.

    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you put a file in it for next time?

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Salisbury steak?

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who's been in prison, I heartily approve this cake!

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    #41

    The Store Didn’t Have Any “Happy 33rd Birthday” Balloons, So I Improvised

    The Store Didn’t Have Any “Happy 33rd Birthday” Balloons, So I Improvised

    MakeSandwichesNotWar Report

    RedPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that handwriting???? That’s crazy. (I’m sorry for being redundant and commenting about all the handwriting and cake paper)

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehehe I once wrapped my parents' anniversary present in paper that said "to the happy couple". Well they were still a happy couple.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl, you'll be a woman soon 🎵

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Generic balloon. Great idea

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    #42

    My Nephew Had A Social Distancing 15th Birthday Party

    My Nephew Had A Social Distancing 15th Birthday Party

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    fair_weather_rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over the pandemic a bunch of my neighbors formed a group that basically went around singing happy birthday to people on their birthdays. They came and sang on mine, and it was so cool!

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same by me, Birthdays Graduations drive by, honk toss out a gift or whatever. lol

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lady turned 90 during lockdown, it was summer nice weather, she sat in a chair in her doorway, there was a chair opposite end of her lawn, balloons all over her garden. Any one who passed could sit in the visitor chair. She had visitors all day.

    Rilmar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister's 18th birthday was in December 2020, since she couldn't have a regular party, she baked a cake, got tiny bottles of champaigne and popped by all of her closest friends to give them some cake and champagne

    Biana Weatherford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter did that for a baby shower! She, her sister, her husband, a few friends stood outside and handed out party favors and cake. (and accepted gifts) Then they streamed the gift opening later that evening. Clever people!!

    Tetelestai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think everyone in my family did this over the lockdown. There were like 6-8 drive-bys over two months instead of 6-8 parties over two months TvT at least we got cupcakes and ZERO expected social interaction 😌

    #43

    My Little Brother Decided To Celebrate His 8th Birthday At His Favorite Place - The Dentist

    My Little Brother Decided To Celebrate His 8th Birthday At His Favorite Place - The Dentist

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy he looks happy. I hate going to the dentist

    M.Kay (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to like it when I had a really cool dentist! His name was pretty cool too, so little me just loved him 😂

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    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if dentists hate going to the dentist?

    Natasha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know why you were being downvoted! Here’s an upvote

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    LadyJaye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The birthday party of my nightmares

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that's just weird. While I enjoyed the ride up and down in the chair... the rest was one bite away from being banned by the dentist.

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kinda gas are they using at that dentist!?

    Daft Mosquito
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy gas! Look up, don't want to be banned here for a chemical formula.

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    BOO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weird kid but i guess everyone gets to have an opinion

    Paulsible deniability
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No offense, but your brother is a psychopath.

    Daft Mosquito
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really decided or convinced? Looks like a dentist's promo.

    Madster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the dentist too! Lying down is (nearly) always good.

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    #44

    Well, Look Who The First Person To Fall Asleep At The New Years' Party Was

    Well, Look Who The First Person To Fall Asleep At The New Years' Party Was

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    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll regret that when she wakes up!

    Daft Mosquito
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, he'll regrets it one morning, late to work, in full war paint.

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    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That better not be a permanent marker or your wife is gonna kill you!

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her dad is fúcked? She will remember this and he's got approximately 15 years of her drawing on his face to look forward to before she moves out.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's lucky she will only draw moustaches on him

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    Ember
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly what I do to my great-nieces and nephews….ha ha ha

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She snooze, she lose........☺

    arlene ponte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooooh! You're in for some ju ju

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    #45

    This Was My 26th Birthday Party, Set Up By My Family

    This Was My 26th Birthday Party, Set Up By My Family

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    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m Way older than 26 and I still watch SpongeBob. Just sayin….

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my bf and I are turning 39 this year and we are seriously talking about getting all the Spongebob episodes on DVD! 🤘😁 (edit to add that we currently have Spongebob bed linen on the bed....)

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minorly disturbed that Spongebob looks happily flattened into the wall...

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the 2 liter soda? Gotta quench your thirst from the chips and then belch as loudly as possible, while mom says "knock it off! that's disgusting!"

    The Deez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeahhhh, this is something I do! LOL! Last year, for my son's 19th, I went with a whole Batman theme!

    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago

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    No matter how old you get you'll always be your mama's baby

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I moved away from family a decade ago, I'd kill for this on my birthday.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, old habits are hard to break.

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    #46

    My New Girlfriend Said She'd Never Fart In Front Of Me. She Let One Slip Last Night, So I Got Her A Cake To Celebrate

    My New Girlfriend Said She'd Never Fart In Front Of Me. She Let One Slip Last Night, So I Got Her A Cake To Celebrate

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t really get the whole “not farting in front of the person you’re dating” thing. Everyone farts, do you somehow think you’re pulling one over on them and making them think you DON’T fart? XD Farting in front of someone is a sign of trust XD

    Ria C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny but thoughtful that he got the decorations himself as not to embarass her more by having the bakery staff decorate it.

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    Lemme get the lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as fancy as the first one that's all over bored panda but it's still just swell!

    Fickle_Pickle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a couple that’s been married for over 20 years but the missus still won’t fart in front of her husband. She would excuse herself and go to the bathroom to fart 😅 hey Linda love your quiche!

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fast forward to 20 yrs later, and you both find yourselves dishing out WWF moves on each other in bed because one of you gave the other a Dutch Oven…😈

    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't call it a relationship until at least one partner farts in front of the other!

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I fart, my husband just says “you called?”

    Crystal Spencer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been married for 10 years, together 15 and I have never farted whole awake in front of my husband. He says he's never heard me do it in my sleep but I know it's a white lie..even during colon cancer treatment, bowel preps, etc... never let one slip. He, on the other hand, lasted maybe 2 weeks in. 😆 I'm not at all a girlie girl...just a thing

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is a rite of passage. I always know the first time a guy passes wind , in front of me. We're cool. it's okay babe.

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    #47

    Ordered A Custom Sequin Pillow For My Brother’s Birthday

    Ordered A Custom Sequin Pillow For My Brother’s Birthday

    The company switched up the orders, and I received someone else’s order... which means the person who receives mine is going to be infinitely more confused than I was.

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    Yeet_girl360
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you still gave him the pillow! XD

    Conan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that Bill Burr in the first pillow?

    Ana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is honestly the best thing I've seen all day!

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    #48

    My Parents Threw Me A Belated Birthday Party At Their House, And My Mom Was Confident She Had The Correct Candles Before I Showed Up

    My Parents Threw Me A Belated Birthday Party At Their House, And My Mom Was Confident She Had The Correct Candles Before I Showed Up

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    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twice 32 is 64. Will you still love me will you still need me

    Tetelestai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just one, but multiple downvotes have I spotted on many of your comments for no reason 🤔

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remind her that you pick her nursing home.

    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least she (presumably) got the number of digits right.

    Rae Ramirez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she take a bite out of it?

    #49

    My Father In Law Gave This To Me For My Birthday Day. He Had Me Open It With All The Family Around

    My Father In Law Gave This To Me For My Birthday Day. He Had Me Open It With All The Family Around

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    Thegoodboi
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I...I thought it was a ring for...

    ThreeAngryLlamas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More embarrassing for the guy who misspelled 'device' and who thinks small d*ck jokes are funny.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?! But it gets better cuz the guy who is usually throwing out the small díck jokes IS the guy who has endowment concerns. So now the whole party knows FIL has a tiny príck AND the stupid fúcker can't spell words larger than a single syllable.

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    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it wasn't a fleshlight 🤣🤣🤣

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all the nightmare inlaws you read about, it's nice to see a good fun relationship 😂

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the size that matters, it's the magnification

    Blue Mar
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    2 years ago

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Intense burning"...yes, yes it was

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    #50

    My Wife Recently Booked Us A Pirate Room To Celebrate Our Anniversary… Let’s Hear Those One Liners

    My Wife Recently Booked Us A Pirate Room To Celebrate Our Anniversary… Let’s Hear Those One Liners

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    Tee Wallace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO NO NO THATS A TERRIBLE THING lol any fiery holes are bad news bears lol

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    Thegoodboi
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it was a plunderful night

    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shiver me timbers there's booty all up in this bow!

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avast ye, prepare to be boarded!

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she get to see your peg-leg?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a peg leg, or are you just glad to see me?

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    #51

    Lemon Bars To Celebrate A Vasectomy

    Lemon Bars To Celebrate A Vasectomy

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    #52

    Restaurant Asked If We Were Celebrating Anything Special

    Restaurant Asked If We Were Celebrating Anything Special

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    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is definitely call to celebrate!

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn’t want you to feel too out of place, you still have to share one chocolate covered strawberry

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that written in blood?

    #53

    Max Is Getting Neutered Tomorrow, So My Friend Threw His Balls A Going Away Party

    Max Is Getting Neutered Tomorrow, So My Friend Threw His Balls A Going Away Party

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same kind of party hat you might wear at the pre-wedding bachelor's party. (Gee, I can't imagine why that image came to mind.)

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    #54

    Had A Cat Themed Birthday Party For My Kid. Noticed This On The Party Favor

    Had A Cat Themed Birthday Party For My Kid. Noticed This On The Party Favor

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    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone asks, they are dingleberries.

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who puts balls on plastic cats?! What was the reasoning behind this?! Think it's hilarious but still..I need to know why?!

    #55

    Back In Highschool, My Buddy And I Really Committed To The Costume Party

    Back In Highschool, My Buddy And I Really Committed To The Costume Party

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the dad from Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, you'll need to buy two tickets to get in

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    #56

    14 Year Wedding Anniversary. Can't Go Out To Celebrate. This Happens

    14 Year Wedding Anniversary. Can't Go Out To Celebrate. This Happens

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    Yeet_girl360
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man looks like my old 6th grade history teacher, Mr. Bowen. His room always smelt like Gerbil pee. Still one of my favorite teachers though. :)

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different strokes for different folks.

    #57

    My Son’s Birthday Dinosaur Balloons Came Anatomically Correct!

    My Son’s Birthday Dinosaur Balloons Came Anatomically Correct!

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That old expression "hung like a trex"

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sch...long time ago, in a place not too far away...

    DD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were supposed to trim that part off.

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    #58

    Celebrating My Son's First Birthday

    Celebrating My Son's First Birthday

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are not amused and we're not lion.

    Regina Machamer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's in a sundress poor thing was probably sweating his a*s off ☹

    Boring Pandae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came here to say that. Treated like a muppet for an "amusing" photo ?

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    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will not soon forget this mother...

    Avant Garde
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he s clearly loving it... 🤣

    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago

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    Just wait until she tries to pass for 21 again

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    #59

    Celebrating 30 Years Of Life, Quarantine Style

    Celebrating 30 Years Of Life, Quarantine Style

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    Honeybee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you have a great time

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So happy you and your quintuplet siblings could celebrate! 🙃

    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago

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    In other words, only 27 more years before the epidemic is over?

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    #60

    Taken Last Year In Salem, Oregon. Aliens Abducted Wife. Need Money To Celebrate

    Taken Last Year In Salem, Oregon. Aliens Abducted Wife. Need Money To Celebrate

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After an alien probe, she'll probably never come back

    Giant alien spider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't look at me, I find abductions are a waste of time. And energy.

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he want to buy a vowel?

    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's honest about what he wants the money for!

    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago

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    Wait until he learns he has to support The offspring

    Weasel Wise
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait for the older generations to die off with their self-righteous attitudes. Not every jobless man has children to worry about. And MOST JOBLESS PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BE BEGGING FOR HANDOUTS! Something about your comment makes me believe you call yourself "christian" so I suggest you start praying to god about your holier-than-thou judgement way of thinking.

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    #61

    Patton Oswald's Post Emmy Celebration

    Patton Oswald's Post Emmy Celebration

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    Michael Travis Risner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I belive his wife had recently passed when this photo was taken...

    Kye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    =\ that brings an entirely different vibe to this.

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    Samantha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this part of "Hilariously Funny Celebration Pics"??? BP, shame on you, this is a very sad image.

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it hard breaking the way he looks here....legit like he was hit by a train

    CSCole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone post this?

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This tweet was taken out of context! The original has a two-years-after picture showing him happy again!

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    LoneTomato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture seriously breaks my heart. His wife had recently passed. It's not funny. I wish I could give him a hug

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the before photo in the original tweet. He's happier now!

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    jmdirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who posted this pic should be ashamed of themselves.

    DD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One would think at least a few friends wouldn't let him be alone.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My heart is wiggling about and it's making me feel sick. Can we downvote this, please? Or just delete it?

    MRF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not funny, but terribly sad.

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    #62

    I’ve Never Been A Cake Person, So Yesterday My Partner Surprised Me With Birthday Dumplings

    I’ve Never Been A Cake Person, So Yesterday My Partner Surprised Me With Birthday Dumplings

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    #63

    Girlfriend And I Celebrate 6 Months This Week, Thought This Was Clever

    Girlfriend And I Celebrate 6 Months This Week, Thought This Was Clever

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    #64

    Tampa Knows How To Celebrate Valentines Day

    Tampa Knows How To Celebrate Valentines Day

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    #65

    Today's My Birthday, And This Is The Cake My Fiance Got For Me. 100% Worth The Extra $0.75 For The Image

    Today's My Birthday, And This Is The Cake My Fiance Got For Me. 100% Worth The Extra $0.75 For The Image

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    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Refuse to unsee! 🤣🤣🤣

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    #66

    My Boyfriend Made Me This For My Birthday. I’m Feeling A Positive Energy From This Gift

    My Boyfriend Made Me This For My Birthday. I’m Feeling A Positive Energy From This Gift

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a long-time Harvest Moon fan, it is amusing to see when people think Stardew Valley is some kind of amazing first-of-its-kind game XD It’s not. (Not saying you said that, it’s a generalization.) I’ve played Stardew and it’s okay, but the Harvest Moon/Rune Factory games did it better XD

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    #67

    Today Was My Mum’s Birthday…

    Today Was My Mum’s Birthday…

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    freakingbee (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we put 70 candles on a cake for my grandma's 70th birthday and it did this

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .......and it was smokin' hot....

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    #68

    Celebrate Christmas By Burning A Child's Wish Today

    Celebrate Christmas By Burning A Child's Wish Today

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    LadyJaye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or skip the wish part and burn a child

    ApplePie123eat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer eating them rather than using them as a candle

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It burns so well my child, it's beautiful. Wipe your tears my love.

    Error 404 (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm much more concerned about the candles falling from the shelf. Why are they so close to the edge

    Noah Neidlinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do they get the flavor of a child’s wish?!?!

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, we have scents for the colors blue and yellow, but none for the color green. Any ideas?" "How about grass?" "No, that doesn't smell nice." "Lime?" "No, it's too close to Sicilian Lemon." "Apples?" "Green apples tend not to be taste good." "What about the scent of kids uprooting and skinning dead plants?" "My goodness, you're a genius!"

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    #69

    No More Christmas Wrapping Supplies At The Store, So My Daughter Made Do With Stock On Hand

    No More Christmas Wrapping Supplies At The Store, So My Daughter Made Do With Stock On Hand

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    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus loves all of Earth's creatures

    #70

    I'm, Uh, Not Sure What This Cake Is Celebrating

    I'm, Uh, Not Sure What This Cake Is Celebrating

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    LadyJaye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever it is I think I want to celebrate

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until it's cut, there won't be a piece out

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither, but it sure looks yummy with all that frosting......invite me over? 😋

    Beatrice Fairchild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a Celebration of the cat gods. DUH

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    #72

    At His 40th Birthday Party, My Brother Gave Out Cookies With His Face On Them That Said "Eat Me"

    At His 40th Birthday Party, My Brother Gave Out Cookies With His Face On Them That Said "Eat Me"

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    #73

    Mark Got Friendzoned Hard At Last Night's Brewers Game

    Mark Got Friendzoned Hard At Last Night's Brewers Game

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Sad Mark noises*

    Lemme get the lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww it's Mel and Cody's bday on the same day, that's sweet!

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re birthday buddies! What a neat concept!

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    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep running Scott till you're well cleared of them

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go ahead and wreck it. If you're really friends, it will weather the storm....

    Lisa H
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    2 years ago

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    Mark's friend is just trying to make sure she's not getting fûck-zoned.

    #74

    My Brother Said He Wanted "Beats" For His Birthday... How Did I Do?

    My Brother Said He Wanted "Beats" For His Birthday... How Did I Do?

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    #75

    My Brother Gave Me This On My Birthday. I Think I've Found My New Religion

    My Brother Gave Me This On My Birthday. I Think I've Found My New Religion

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    LadyJaye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I join this religion?

    Lemme get the lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kermit has gotten lost in 2017 please send help

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really have to Kermit to that religion...

    Plebbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was a mushroom cloud for a moment 🤯

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    #76

    Each Year My Brother And I Compete To Give The Hardest To Open Birthday Gift. This Year I’ve Wrapped His Gift In Concrete

    Each Year My Brother And I Compete To Give The Hardest To Open Birthday Gift. This Year I’ve Wrapped His Gift In Concrete

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    barn owls ️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my uncle and cousin do this for christmas! last year my cousin welded beer into a metal chamber so my uncle couldn’t get it out! we all agreed that my cousin won this year

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to OP on Reddit, the gift is a t-shirt XD

    Mini Yaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and I have boys the same age. Don't remember how it all started, but it turned into a contest to see who could give the loudest toy. I lived in the country, she lived in an apartment building. I gave her son a Lazer gun, they had just come out and were a coveted toy. So I turned the volume button all the way up and super glued it. Winner winner chicken dinner.

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    #77

    Went To A Birthday Party. The "B" Balloon Lost Air And Rest Is Self-Explanatory. Haven't Laughed So Much In Ages

    Went To A Birthday Party. The "B" Balloon Lost Air And Rest Is Self-Explanatory. Haven't Laughed So Much In Ages

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    Jen Mart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't that the letter G? I don't see how it was a B What am I missing Funny tho!

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The B has gone all G looking and it now says Happy Girthday

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    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago

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    They're telling you not to eat too much cake

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably something to celebrate, too, maybe

    #78

    My Water Company Has Weird Ways To Celebrate The Holidays

    My Water Company Has Weird Ways To Celebrate The Holidays

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    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn that’s some cheap azz water! Here in CA my bill is at least $200/mo.

    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I would be using or drinking the water without boiling it first. I think they Scrooged you!

    #79

    Someone Is Celebrating Movember In My Hometown

    Someone Is Celebrating Movember In My Hometown

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    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "want to go for a ride on my mustache" takes on a whole nother meaning! 🤣

    Honeybee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if an bee could ride

    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago

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    Clearly hasn't learned the word liability

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    #80

    When You Try To Surprise Him With An Oreo Cake And You Drop It... Then Catch It On The Cabinets

    When You Try To Surprise Him With An Oreo Cake And You Drop It... Then Catch It On The Cabinets

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    #81

    The Way My Mother-In-Law Sliced This Birthday Cake

    The Way My Mother-In-Law Sliced This Birthday Cake

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    Fussy1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay tuned to find out who her favourites are..

    Luisa Silva Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to divorce your spouse. No one can live with this monster's child.

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    #82

    For My Birthday My Kids Gave Me An Award!

    For My Birthday My Kids Gave Me An Award!

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goddàmn! I REALLY hope the kiddos have a fabulous sense of humor and this isn't a warning of going no contact in the future. 😬

    #83

    "Happy Birthday Preston" Failure, We Tried To Use Dyed Honey To Write The Words... He Loved It Anyways!

    "Happy Birthday Preston" Failure, We Tried To Use Dyed Honey To Write The Words... He Loved It Anyways!

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a murder scene

    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a cool arty silhouette of musicians…. I may also be slightly tipsy.

    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously you have to look at it sideways to get that, I’m not so merry as to see it the other way round!

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    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cake! Going in my belly either way!

    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess they are unaware that bakeries write on cakes for free....

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    #84

    6 Year Old Girl Asked For A Very Specific Birthday Cake

    6 Year Old Girl Asked For A Very Specific Birthday Cake

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    Jesse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooh i love that band! a+ parenting

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually quite beautiful!

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worried about what next year's cake says

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    #85

    Do They Celebrate Everyone Getting The 'Big O' With Such Fanfare?

    Do They Celebrate Everyone Getting The 'Big O' With Such Fanfare?

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    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats Janet!! Here's to many more to come!!

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Janet got some new tires, it’s all good

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, and here I thought she’d finally finished watching the anime series by the same name… XD

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    Jesse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big O? Can someone explain?

    #86

    Local Elementary School Is Celebrating Love For Moms

    Local Elementary School Is Celebrating Love For Moms

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this school in the Pornhub district?

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steve, you're killin' it today! 🤣🤣🤣

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    Regina Machamer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg one of the elementary schools in my kid's district (none of mine go there but it's close by) accidently sold what they thought were normal fake roses for valentines day for $1.. they were sexy lacy thongs folded up to look like a rose, and placed on a fake stem lmao it was a total shitshow

    Junebugjump!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant. I would have laughed until I cried.

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone tell them what they were REALLY loving?

    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago

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    That's okay, by high school you'll be able to spell l

    #87

    Celebrating Our Eighteenth Anniversary Together!

    Celebrating Our Eighteenth Anniversary Together!

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    Lois Reese
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! This should be higher on the list

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    #88

    My Daughter’s 20th Birthday Cake From Her Friends

    My Daughter’s 20th Birthday Cake From Her Friends

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    #89

    My Friend Bought Me This For My Birthday

    My Friend Bought Me This For My Birthday

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    Erica Knapp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would go perfect with the Buddy Jesus cake lol

    Onion Patch Petunia
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    2 years ago

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    Guaranteed to raise the Dead

    #90

    My Sister Made A Cake And Spelled Congratulations Wrong. Cue A Lifetime Of "Congrations" Jokes And Her Birthday Cake This Year!

    My Sister Made A Cake And Spelled Congratulations Wrong. Cue A Lifetime Of "Congrations" Jokes And Her Birthday Cake This Year!

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    #91

    Happy July 3rd, 4th & 5th To All Those Who Celebrate

    Happy July 3rd, 4th & 5th To All Those Who Celebrate

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    Felicia Allen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people start at the beginning of June where I live

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live, people set off fireworks on a random Tuesday. No idea why. Also, fireworks are illegal in my state, so they drove to New Hampshire to buy them...lol.

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Utah, we also celebrate our state holiday on July 24th. With those and the numerous summer festivals held the same month (a lot of fairs, rodeos, and "Summer Fun Days" type festivals), the entire month is nothing but fireworks All.Night.Long. this is despite the rules of which days and hours are regulated for citizens, as it's not that enforced.

    Keller Worthen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the area of Riverton, and I can confirm that with Pioneer Day and several city festivals, it's a lot of fireworks.

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    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It stops where you live?

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    #92

    A Few People Asked For A Picture Of My Son's Birthday Cake After Seeing Its Horrifying Topper. Here It Is

    A Few People Asked For A Picture Of My Son's Birthday Cake After Seeing Its Horrifying Topper. Here It Is

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    Lemme get the lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rest is cute but that topper, Eeeeesh😬

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me way to long to figure out that's not supposed to be a guy dressed in snow clothes. I was like "what does a North Pole scientist have to do with space?" 🤔🤣

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    Bored Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The power sockets in the background make the photo priceless!

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember asking for one like this, much less seeing one during my first birthday...

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    #93

    Y’all Loved The Cake From This Year, So Here’s The Cake I Got My Brother For His Birthday Last Year. Rejoice!

    Y’all Loved The Cake From This Year, So Here’s The Cake I Got My Brother For His Birthday Last Year. Rejoice!

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    Erica Knapp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think your brother is half as annoying as those tiny ball sprinkles are lol

    Madster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I'm imagining one of those stuck in my tooth right now.

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    #94

    Neighbor Purchased Generic Birthday Cake For His Wife

    Neighbor Purchased Generic Birthday Cake For His Wife

    Asked the deli lady if she could put her name on it. She replied “yes, but I’m not the greatest at cake decorating “…she wasn’t kidding.

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    #95

    Eat Cake!!!

    Eat Cake!!!

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    Lemme get the lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that I shall old chap, that I shall. Here, here!

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    #96

    First Time Ever Making Waffles For My Husband’s Birthday Breakfast

    First Time Ever Making Waffles For My Husband’s Birthday Breakfast

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the thought that counts right?

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever way to double the recipe. 😉

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    #97

    Honk, It's Renée's Birthday!

    Honk, It's Renée's Birthday!

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    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During quarantine there were sooooo many of these and car parades in my neighborhood. It was annoying because my dogs would go nuts but it's sweet that even though they couldn't party together, friends and family could still show they care and celebrate in a different way

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We still gathered, but stayed apart the recommended 6'(3 m)

    Just a ray of f'ing sunshine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAHHH! That's the way I spell my name, accent in the same (right) place and everything! 😁

    Madster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they clearly use that for all the Birthdays in the household.

    #98

    My Wife And I Are Celebrating Our 10th Anniversary, And Went Through The Cards And Letters We Wrote For Each Other When We Found This One I Made 5 Or 6 Years Ago

    My Wife And I Are Celebrating Our 10th Anniversary, And Went Through The Cards And Letters We Wrote For Each Other When We Found This One I Made 5 Or 6 Years Ago

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    #99

    This Cake My Family Made Me For My Birthday

    This Cake My Family Made Me For My Birthday

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    #100

    What Better Way To Celebrate The Bliss Of Shared Infatuation Than These Heart Shaped Crumpets That Expired A Week Ago

    What Better Way To Celebrate The Bliss Of Shared Infatuation Than These Heart Shaped Crumpets That Expired A Week Ago

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    #101

    My Brother Gives Me A Modified Kids Card For My Birthday Every Year

    My Brother Gives Me A Modified Kids Card For My Birthday Every Year

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is buck censored or did they modify it and write fuckaroo?

    #102

    My Sister’s Birthday Cake. Her Name Is Elizabeth

    My Sister’s Birthday Cake. Her Name Is Elizabeth

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    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Allis well with her birthday cake. I'll see myself out.

    #103

    Someone Got A Birthday Banana At The Office Today

    Someone Got A Birthday Banana At The Office Today

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    #104

    My Nephew’s 21st Birthday Cake Named Lord Nermal. I Have No Idea What This Is

    My Nephew’s 21st Birthday Cake Named Lord Nermal. I Have No Idea What This Is

    Ocarina_of_Destiny Report

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Great Nermal, thou art the greatest, the mightiest, the most gracious. We humbly bow before thy majesty

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fist car was called Nermal, and my second Odie....

    Madster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, my friend, is a cat.

    Clarf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have this cat on a welcome mat. He flips the bird!

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought black socks that were folded in half. Later I saw the white outline of this naughty cat. Oh, well.

    I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must you comment negatively on every single post? If you don’t like what you’re reading, just don’t read the post. It’s as simple as that - no need to ruin people’s days with your negativity.

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    #105

    A Local Woman's Husband Decided To Post These Around The City For Her Birthday

    A Local Woman's Husband Decided To Post These Around The City For Her Birthday

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    Shadozfire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is posting that considered littering?

    #106

    This Construction Company Photoshopped Masks On Their Employees In A Photo To Celebrate The Completion Of A New Dormitory Building At Uncsa

    This Construction Company Photoshopped Masks On Their Employees In A Photo To Celebrate The Completion Of A New Dormitory Building At Uncsa

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    #107

    Some People Like To Celebrate Flag Day Pretty Seriously

    Some People Like To Celebrate Flag Day Pretty Seriously

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good news for the oncologists.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because nothing says National Pride like giving yourself cancer! 🙄

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, we are happy that the Americans like this are weeding themselves out. XD

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    #108

    Across The Street From My Parents House... They Were Not Invited To Celebrate

    Across The Street From My Parents House... They Were Not Invited To Celebrate

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    #109

    My Company Finds Ways To Celebrate Just About Anything With Food

    My Company Finds Ways To Celebrate Just About Anything With Food

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    #110

    Welp… That’s One Way To Celebrate Christmas

    Welp… That’s One Way To Celebrate Christmas

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    Rob Miles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a cute song sung by a very young Shirley Temple, but yea not the best title in these modern times

    #111

    Was In A Rush And Didn't Realize I Bought A Non-Refundable Birthday Gift Card For Christmas

    Was In A Rush And Didn't Realize I Bought A Non-Refundable Birthday Gift Card For Christmas

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    #112

    On A Door In My Apartment Complex. I Don’t Know About You Guys, But I’m Pretty Sure Jesus Doesn’t Care If You Celebrate Halloween

    On A Door In My Apartment Complex. I Don’t Know About You Guys, But I’m Pretty Sure Jesus Doesn’t Care If You Celebrate Halloween

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    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh he does. Jesus likes his cultural appropriation and he doesn’t want any other group co-opting pagan holidays the way he does!

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: I sincerely believe in fairy tales and not allowing my kids and those around me to have fun outside of His name.

    TheOfficialJesusChrist
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes i do unless your homophobic/racist/transphobic :)

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pastor celebrated Halloween with us, and he dressed up as Jesus. A bunch of people found it funny! He got severe backlash from other pastors though.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be like normal religious people and give out Bible scriptures and like raisins

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our VERY religious principal at our school has Neewollah..whatever

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    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the kids do so your house is getting egged

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every year I have to smile watching religious nutcases talk about celebrating with a "harvest festival" because Halloween is "satanic". Guess what Samhain is? Hint, it's not Satanic..... And it involves celebrating the harvest.... 😏

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    My 37 Year Old Friend Finally Got Laid So We Went To The Clubs To Celebrate

    My 37 Year Old Friend Finally Got Laid So We Went To The Clubs To Celebrate

    sweltman Report

    Java Addict
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s their 21st birthday so they're no longer stuck with virgin aka non alcoholic drinks. Still in poor taste though, they had to know what people would think.

    Bryn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. It says "my 37 year old friend"

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