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‘O Canada’: This Online Page Shares Memes About Life In Canada That Sum Up The Country Perfectly
Welcome to the Facebook page that features two of my favorite (and probably yours too!) things: Canada and memes. Join them together and you have pure entertainment dipped in maple syrup, mixed with a bunch of people notorious for being too nice for this world and wrapped in cultural quirks that only happen here.
“Funny Canadian Memes” is a corner of Facebook with more than 120k followers who provide Canada aficionados with their daily dose of humor.
Below we wrapped up some of the funniest Canadian memes, so scroll down and upvote your favorite ones. Also, shout out to our beloved Canadians out there, if you find these memes relatable, please hit us up in the comments!
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Cujo Merdoc 3 years ago
This is what is painful about the terry fox run. At our old school. We used to walk/ run around the school. we used to do it very year. Now at that same school they say there is no point in disrupting classes for it. He's a great man who's being forgotten and he shouldn't be. It's good to see this post number one because he is one of the greatest athletes if not the greatest and he should always be reminded for all the great things he had done
Mistiekim 3 years ago
I dislike Brady with the heat of 10,000 fiery suns. Greatest? I think not!
John Anderson 3 years ago
I have never heard of Terry Fox which is sad. These are the people that need to be spoken about and remembered as the Greatest Heroes.
Gabby Ghoul 3 years ago
I've never heard Tom Brady referred to as the greatest athlete of all time. Greatest QB, sure, but not athlete.
1.21Gigawatts?! 3 years ago
His goal was a dollar for every Canadian (would’ve been about 1 million at that time) and he got over that amount
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PVR 3 years ago
Those of us who are Europeans nod and smile, nod and smile. 😁
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lenka 3 years ago
Soo funny! I have a child who was born in Australia and one who was born in the Netherlands. I have a photo of them in the summer holidays, 20 degrees. The Aussie one is dressed in winter boots, long pants and a big winter jacket. The Dutch one is wearing a swimsuit in the paddling pool. It cracks me up everytime I look at it.
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
I really want to see this picture 😂 that’s hilarious
Load More Replies... Vorknkx 3 years ago
"A hundred degrees outside" - in America, this would mean a regular hot day, in Europe - an apocalyptic event :D
Robert B 3 years ago
Try 100 deg Fahrenheit and 100% humidity with no breeze. Welcome to Louisiana
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jesse leal 3 years ago
If it was converted to °F, would the rest of the world understand the meme? 🤔
Baleygr 3 years ago
Probably. But why should we? It's not the world's fault that the US is the only country that uses just freedom units, instead of a proper system.
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Mia Black 3 years ago
I Start melting at 25°C 😅 for me, 30 is Hot enough, i don't want to go outside
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Andy Saputo 3 years ago
I have a crazy idea... How about a thread about Canada be about Canada instead of the US?
Scorched Goat Policy 3 years ago
Ha ha! Someone learned a different system of measurement than I did as a child, so they're stupid!
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Panda in the Fake South 3 years ago
I live in Florida and don't understand this meme because the mosquitoes NEVER die. We get mosquito bites for Christmas.
FlatEarf 3 years ago
You also get a warm Christmas though we get snow cold and no mosquitoes
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Stephanie Goadsby 3 years ago
The real trouble is tick season. Spring and Autumn, hugging mosquito season.
BoredPandaSucks 3 years ago
i have become so bitter over the years, that mosquitos no longer come near me so.........
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
Moved to a city and delight in the mosquito-free summers. It's so much easier dodging the occasional rat than swatting at pesky mosquitoes continuously.
To find out more about the Canadian lifestyle and its quirks, Bored Panda spoke with Casie Stewart, a Canadian award-winning content creator who has been documenting her life since 2005 via her blog ‘This is My Life.’ Her social entrepreneurship and dedication to social media won her 2016 Voice Pioneer at the Canadian Screen Awards by The Canadian Academy of Cinema & Television. Today, Casie is represented by the National Speakers Bureau of Canada.
Casie told Bored Panda that Canadian humor is pretty sarcastic and light-hearted. “We like to make jokes and it's true, we say 'sorry' a lot,” she said. “I grew up in Canada and I absolutely love living here. We have a great quality of life! My home is Toronto and my favorite city in Canada,” Casie told us.
#4
Buddy planted larch trees in the Douglas Fir forest to create a smiley face. It returns each fall and makes a happy showing
Nea 3 years ago
Depending on the day I am having, I can be amused as well as s**t scared by this.
Duesvolent90 3 years ago
The trees are planning their attack, can't give it away..
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Stannous Flouride 3 years ago
It's in Oregon, not Canada.And planted by a lumber company, not someone's 'buddy.' South of Oregon 18 at roughly milepost 25, between Willamina and Grand Ronde, trees on Hampton Lumber land form a giant smiley face each fall. In 2011, Hampton Lumber created the design by planting a mix of Douglas fir and Larch during a reforestation of the area. Larch trees are conifers with needles that yellow and drop in autumn, and they make up the body of the face. Douglas fir makes up the eyes and mouth. The smiley face should return each fall for the next 30-50 years, until the trees are ready to be harvested for lumber.via The Oregonian
Jenna 3 years ago
I don't think they used "buddy" to refer to someone's friend. Where I live in Canada "buddy" is like "some guy" or "some dude".
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Auntie Bear 3 years ago
Yes, you can see it from hwy 18 near Grand Ronde. I'm a native Oregonian.
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The Sassy Wife 3 years ago
I can't say certainly but I am wondering if this image has been mixed up with another. In the city that I live in, as you're leaving city limits, there is a happy face (cut? Planted? Who the heck takes care of it anyway?!) On the side of a hill like this. It's not as pretty as the one in the photo but it gives you warm fuzzies when you see it.
Evi Grimes 3 years ago
Every time I see that tree, that's exactly what I think. And now... The Larch.
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BrownTabby 3 years ago
While I scream in frustration because the ruling class in our own countries want to emulate the US and it sure would be awesome if people in our countries would pay attention to that.
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Evi Grimes 3 years ago
Yeah they're funny until you learn about how us civilians have little to no power and we're all suffering and struggling every day because our government is petty and greedy. The people in power are self centered idiots and we can't really do anything about it because of how it's structured. All that freedom stuff is just a facade.
Honey 3 years ago
I currently have an untreated broken leg that I have to walk on so I can pay rent and eat. Our government is more than a just a joke.
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We are not polite. We are so passive aggressive, yanks can’t see through our accent.
Squee She 3 years ago
I say this constantly! Canadians have the British passive aggressive, mixed with our own brand of sarcasm.
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ThreeAngryLlamas 3 years ago
Nah, not me. That ticking time bomb of a country is waaaaaay too close for comfort. That election was terrifying. That absolute turd in a wig nearly got us all killed, and the sh*tstain of a country got millions dead out of pure selfishness and denial.
Robert B 3 years ago
We had some deniers at work. After one of my favorite coworkers died they all kinda fell silent. It is a shithole, you’re correct. The worse part is the feeling of complete impotence and betrayal watching the people around lose their f*****g minds.
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Michael Lederman 3 years ago
Oh yeah and you elected a doozy he spends more time flexing for the camera than caring about Canada. I won't even start on his feckless apointments.
When asked about her favourite Canadian cultural quirks, Casie said that one funny thing is “that ‘yeah, no’ means no, and ‘yeah, no for sure’ means yes,” she laughed. “We also spell things a bit different here than in the USA, ex honour, humour, and favourite all have a U,” Casie added.
The weather is also a big thing when it comes to Canadian life. “In Canada, we have 4 distinct seasons so we get to experience a really hot summer, beautiful Autumn colours (and fashion!), then a cold snowy winter, plus the spring where everything comes back to life,” she explained.
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
It took me, an American, WAY too long to realize they are referring to hockey. I thought Canada had some kind of awesome bloodbath gladiator deathmatch sport that I didn't know about.
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield
Locke Lamora 3 years ago (edited)
Me, a Canadian who hates hockey… I am prepared to be downvoted.
Squee She 3 years ago
My uncle was trying to excitedly explain a game that just happened. I swear I heard that teacher from Peanuts. Utter gibberish 😂
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Tim Crowhurst 3 years ago
It makes perfect sense that a country whose national sport is beating the absolute f**k out of each-other with sticks while knives are strapped to their feet would also have a well-earned reputation for being nice. Would you want to risk a confrontation with a stick-wielding maniac on knife shoes? No? Well then.
Altair 3 years ago
Somewhat related: It's so frustrating when people talk about the Vancouver riot like it's the prime example of Canadians taking hockey way too seriously. A lot of instigators travelled to the city specifically to raise hell regardless of the outcome. They just needed an excuse.
Mike Cassino 3 years ago
If Toronto ever wins the cup and I'm holding my breath, it will be chaos.
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tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa 3 years ago
Can we please talk about how the date settings have the year first?
BeardedVulture 3 years ago
As I understand it, it’s how they get their aggression out, anything left over is given to the geese to take south for the winter.
Mika Launonen 2 years ago
Theyre nice enough not to use those knives and sticks when they beat each other
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idrow1 3 years ago
In the US, the person would say, "No way, that can't be real", then they touch it, the bat moves, they freak out, take a video about their trauma and saying they're going to sue. Then they leave a bad review online. In Canada, they're probably more rational and use common sense.
BBsparkster614 3 years ago
One landed on my sisters shoulder. Sadly it was young, probably didn’t know who it’s true parents were, so whenever we put him back he followed us. Sadly couldn’t keep him though.
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John G 3 years ago
All the bottled up anger/frustration from the Canadian people has been channeled to the Canadian geese. It had to go somewhere.
BoredPandaSucks 3 years ago
Canadian people are stereotyped as super nice, while the geese are universally know to be absolute assh*les
RedBadgerCan'tSwim 3 years ago
You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.
Jennifer Checki 3 years ago
They are Canada geese, not Canadian. (I appreciate the meme, that’s not my point.)
#10
LoneTomato 3 years ago
It literally makes me so mad that bored panda has the audacity to put their watermark ON SOMERTON ELSE'S CREATION.
GoGoPDX 3 years ago
Depends on where you live. In the PNW, stuff like this is common.
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Riley Quinn 3 years ago
I should do this in the lobby to remind my upstairs neighbor to return my stuff he borrowed.
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Joshua Russell 3 years ago
Deer are dumber than a box of hammers and will jump directly in front of your car when they weren't even near the road to begin with.
Bobby 3 years ago
I can't remember who it was, but I once heard a comedian joking about deer hunters complaining when they miss a shot. He then said the trick is to slow the bullet down to 50mph and strap headlights to it, now the deer will just jump in front of the bullet
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Maple Porkly 3 years ago
Deer can be just as aggressive as a bear during mating season. They will attack to show dominance around females. When it comes to their young, females will go out of their way to attack if you are"too close". They are the number one wildlife related injury for park rangers in BC.
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David Fox 3 years ago
Canadian Geese seem nice in the UK, obviously jet lagged after migrating.
Tacet 3 years ago
Well somebody has never been on a morning run around a park that has a goose in it. But then they are nice, but only in comparison to say living in eastern Ukraine at the moment.
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Panda in the Fake South 3 years ago
Geese are violent murder machines that can fly. They never give up
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Canadian geese have invaded where I live (Southern California) and we fear them accordingly.
sturmwesen 3 years ago
Same here (Germany). I had a meeting with clients where they hammered against the windows. The conquered a lot of picnic places and parks. There is no getting rid of them (invasive species).
Load More Replies... Neville Nicol 3 years ago
I once walked through a park full of them one morning, and one of them had issues but I made it out alive.
John G 3 years ago
Hoping you get a movie deal out the trauma story, but nobody will believe it.
Load More Replies... Amanda Rose 3 years ago
I used to live in a condo that had a fairly large field behind it. I looked outside one day and saw 20-30 Canadian geese in the field. They were all honking and flapping their wings in unison. It was one of the creepiest things I've ever seen. It felt like I was in a Hitchcock movie.
John G 3 years ago
We have a park near us they used to land in. Hundreds of them. Our previous dog lived to chase them.
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Aether (The Frilly Hermit) 3 years ago
What's up with Canadian swans then? They are so nice here? @-@
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Morgan Elizabeth 3 years ago
Cobra Chickens are definitely more frightening than a wolf or bear. I have been within 10 feet of all three, at one point or another, and the only one that WON'T run away from you is the goddamned Cobra Chickens
Chickens are fluffy 3 years ago
I'm going to give the geese the appreciation they need. " Thank you geese for casing the Karens and their demon spawn"
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
This. We don't want them either, they just show up whether we like it or not.
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Canadian women are on another level. Picture: Hugo Lorini
Cavern Gill-Vernon 3 years ago
Sure they're not Geordie lasses? Oh, hang on, they're wearing too many clothes...
john cole 3 years ago
Could also be Weegie lassies, but too many clothes AND not enough Irn Bru!
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BigMamaDave 3 years ago
Montréal memories...ah, yes. I used to be one of those girls. You'd be amazed by how warming nylon pantyhose can be! 😉
WoodenLion 3 years ago
we (men) used to wear them under our hunting clothes. they are warm.
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Wood Carver 3 years ago
It's not the short skirts that always blow me away, it's the shoes. I've seen mountain climbers with nothing in Alberta girls for Cold resistance. 🥶
Squee She 3 years ago
I'm sorry, but I did not spend all that time getting ready, to let a little frost scare me. Aalberta has only thrown me 1 winter that broke me 😂
Load More Replies... Neville Nicol 3 years ago
I'm Canadian and I will never understand how these women do not slip and fall while wearing their high heels in this snow
A B C the Third 3 years ago
The stilettos work similar to ice axes, once you chuck them in, you stand no matter what. (/s, I have no clue either, I love heels, but in weather like that, I'm lazy most of the time, haha)
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bob van wijk 3 years ago
I saw that in Canada. It felt like -30 Celcius in the winter. I wore long underwear and a ski suit and snowboots for walking a few mins from a warmed car to a mall and they just walked around like this and with open shoes, high heels. I saw a guy walking through the snow with short pants.
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 3 years ago
Scottish women: hold my beer (ok, maybe not that amount of snow but cold af and plenty of rather steep roads with cobblestones and snow on it, but a ton of women with stilettos and way more skimpy clothes in Edinburgh some fine winter night a couple of years ago. It was impressive)
Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
I remember having to do this for winter events in Minneapolis too. Absolute nightmare.
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Madison Arthur 3 years ago
Skin so soft. Avon product. You can wear it in a swamp they won't touch you.
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Whitney Anderson 3 years ago
looks like it has a pretty thick coat so it should be alright
Load More Replies... Kimberleia 3 years ago
I'd rather my face hurt from cold than feel like I'm suffocating from heat/humidity
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Joshua Russell 3 years ago
Driving unplowed curvy hilly backroads going home at midnight with snow deep enough on the road that it sweeps over the front of your car and over the windshield in an endless opaque wave, with the side window open so you can actually see anything, in near whiteout snowfall and well below freezing temperature, all while driving fast enough to keep your momentum to get over the hills, but slow enough not to drive off the road into a ditch, and knowing that if you mess up and get stuck, there probably won't be another vehicle along for hours and you're in for a real long walk. Yeah, real winter in the country is fun.
Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
Fun with a capital F U ... don't miss any of this...
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Upstaged75 3 years ago
Yup. You just gotta make a hole to see out of. Then you crank up the defroster and run the windshield wipers on high while driving. By the time you get there the window is clear. Works every time. :)
Francine Govan 3 years ago
I really want to believe that Canadians in cold climates understand that winter brings with it driving hazards that must be respected. (There's always a few, though, who will impale the driver behind them because they left a solid sheet of ice on their roof because it wasn't impeding THEIR driving)!
Stephanie Goadsby 3 years ago
My favourite winter sight is when you see that lazy idiot that went far enough to make use of the snowbrush, but only took one swipe at the drivers side windshield of the foot and a half of snowfall.
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Sharon Knowles 3 years ago
How about driving from Calgary to BC along Rogers Pass with salty slush on the windshield, forgot to fill up the windshield washer fluid, can barely see, with oncomming traffic and 18 wheelers barrelling towards you!
#17
Holiday tip
Mike Cassino 3 years ago
Didn't that take place in Chicago? We leave our doors unlocked up here.
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
So, an Australian-Malaysian chef joking about an American movie is on a Canadian listicle because .... we're so multi-cultural, I guess?
ace lesbian demigirl(she/they) 3 years ago (edited)
Home Alone! And it ain't gonna be me to set up the traps. Edit: I have two cats that can bite and scratch quite forcefully. Or they'll beg for food.
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
I think that movie took place in Chicago. The mom was trying to get back to Chicago. I don't remember Canada being involved.
Non Bi-nary Panda ️ 3 years ago
You know, is it just me or do you just LOVEEE that movie and also want to be as smart as Kevin and as forgiving because I would have totally asked my mom to give me something before i forgave her for leaving me at home
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
I won't lie... there are days that I wish I were the sun in Finland
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Warren Brown 3 years ago
THIS is the FINNISH attempt at humour!!! Stick to international hockey!!
Jacob Stone 3 years ago
alaska only gets 2 hours of sunlight in winter and vise versa in summer
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shawn timony 3 years ago
If he removes her last name, she'll become un-hinged.
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Stephanie Hatton 3 years ago
My husband: Why is she mad about being called banana bread. I love banana bread.
Larry Thompson 3 years ago
Thought I was the only one who put hinge after people's names!!!! 😆😆😆😆
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genevieve.delangie 3 years ago
same. but being 13 year old girl it is a hard age 🙄 (not as hard as adulting tho)
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Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
I'd be thrilled $h*tless if my family members came together to pay one utility bill for Christmas...
OffKeySinger 3 years ago
My mom gave me a costco bundle of toilet paper once for Christmas. My New Years resolution was to adult better
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John Hodgkinson 3 years ago
same thing at the beach in Australia if you eat hot potato chips and the seagulls notice.
Chris 3 years ago (edited)
We have seagulls in Canada too. Always looking for food but do the seagulls bite you?.... Our Raptors...um.. I mean OUR GEESE DO!!! Edit: Wait. You are in Australia. My bad. We will keep the GEESE and you can keep the everything else.
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Stannous Flouride 3 years ago
Velociraptors had feathers and were about the size of turkeys or large geese. So...
Viv Justviv 3 years ago
Oh Canada, trust me when I say that your geese are seen as terrifying creatures that will attack unprovoked no matter what country they're in.
Grace Skerp 3 years ago
Well, they are part of the one clade of dinosaurs that survived the K-Pg event. That can make for badassery. "Our ancestors ate your ancestors, furbag."
Nossington 3 years ago
In Australia they're called fries at MacDonald's, but mostly here they are called chips and are thicker
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Historyharlot93 3 years ago
I’m in America. My brother went to a University in Ohio where geese were literally attacking students. It was like a death gauntlet to get to class. One student got his arm broken. Nothing would scare them away. They finally had to discreetly use “snipers” to shoot the geese, eventually they got the message and cleared out.
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Headless Roach 3 years ago (edited)
That's actually pretty accurate, except that the Facebook part should read "We know you bought a toaster yesterday. Here are some 20 ads for toaster ovens if you wished to buy 5 more"
mummy pig 3 years ago
*here are some 20 ads for toaster ovens way too cheaper with really good quality
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CherylH 3 years ago
I know this post is about Canada, but there is a video on YouTube channel "its a southern thing" called "if delivery companies were santa". It is hilarious
Casco447 3 years ago
Lol lol I just watched it, priceless!!! Thanks for the great recommendation =D
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Mykidsartrocks 3 years ago
FedEx's should say: that package? It may be in the woods or down a ravine along with the other 500 the drivers dumped there.
Queen Shay 3 years ago
Lol so true Amazon be like your package is 3 stops away but USPS will say expected delivery date 10/17 by 9pm then suddenly at 4 it’s shows expected 10/18…like wtf did the driver give up in the middle of the route?!?
Memoryerror 3 years ago (edited)
Canada Post sounds like USPS. I am still waiting on a package from nearly 2 years ago.
Sandra Slingerland 3 years ago
Canada Post routinely delivers to the same number one street over. Last one got delivered to the house across the road and down one. Huh?
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Valerie Page 3 years ago
I don't understand any of this but if it's Canandian I'm sure it's benign
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eMpTy 3 years ago
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch He goes to the lavatory On Wednesday he goes shopping And has buttered scones for tea (Everybody, join in and sing!) He's a lumberjack and he's ok...
Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
Yes, but I haven't misplaced my axe. It's exactly where I left it last winter awaiting its next sharpening. Embrace the lumberjack.
Akshara Panduga 3 years ago
HEY THERE DID U SEE A AXE COVERED IN BLOOD- WAIT NOT HUMAN BLOOD-WAIT-WAIT DONT CALL THE POLICE
Headless Roach 3 years ago
You could still have misplaced your axe while in your flannel shirt.
Birdylou68 3 years ago
Only in Canada right? Because people in the USA don't wear plaid shirts in the wintertime. Not ever.
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Agnes Jekyll 3 years ago
This is not Saskatchewan...I guess that's the joke. Saskatchewan is so flat, in some parts, your shadow looks like a giant.
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Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
For clarity: This is a picture of gorgeous Moraine Lake in Alberta (https://www.banfflakelouise.com/moraine-lake). Attached is a pic of Regina, Saskatchewan. Beautiful in its own way, but please note the complete lack of mountains. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. Greg-Husza...22fff5.jpg 
Debbie Bogart 3 years ago
*Starts laughing my a**e off* If some one outside of Canada actually believes THAT’S what Saskatchewan looks like….. Come visit and confirm it!
fandomprincess (he/she/they) 3 years ago
There's no way that's Saskatchewan... Gotta be Alberta or BC
Ellen Lamb 3 years ago
Suspiciously looks like Alberta. Grew up in Saskatchewan...they must have sprouted mountains since I left 43 years ago lol
Seabeast 3 years ago
Hey, what about that ski hill near Blackstrap? Okay, it used to be a landfill, admittedly.
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Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
A moose could come along and merc my a$$ and I'd still say it was worth it.
Molly Kedge 2 years ago
I lived in Sk for 9 years. It is the flattest place you’ll ever see. There is no way that’s Saskatchewan.
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Pound Cake 3 years ago (edited)
As a Marylander, pretty much every white teenaged male comes to school in winter like this.
foofoofloofy 3 years ago
Maryland's definitely not the worst when it comes to winter though.
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Leslie Harris 3 years ago
My Dad, top half is cold, wears long sleeve shirt with a fleece jacket, and then shorts because his legs are hot.
Okatango 3 years ago
We can spot the newbie Canadians right away: They're ones in elegant tailored coats laughing at the rest of us as we try to convince them to get proper clothing (basically sleeping bags with arms) before the stores run out in December. Then when winter actually hits. The next year, they're just like the rest of us.
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Banff in the early 1900’s compared to now
Karen Fernley 3 years ago
i was wondering what the difference was. couldnt figure it out, until i read your comment ☺️
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Athanasios Seliotis 3 years ago
I have stood in this exact spot on two occasions and the photograph does not do it justice. My thoughts both times how do people work and not just stare at these surroundings?
L̸1̶z̵ 3 years ago
People get jaded and learn that it will still be there tomorrow but then they still don't take the time tomorrow, so they just keep on keeping on...
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Okatango 3 years ago
So, while the hotels are hosting sales conventions, the animals are increasing wedged between the town and the mountains. Animals killed on highway running between Banff and Jasper by massive trucks that cannot stop, just to supply all these places. Not something we should be proud of at all.
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Emmy Dumont 3 years ago
I did that once the sale was too good. Buy one bra the other ones free. I was the only one there.
𝖊𝖆 3 years ago
Customer: why hasn’t my parcel arrived in store? Worker: cos of the snow, there are no deliveries. Customer: but I walked all the way here to collect it! Worker: yes, you walked, because you can’t drive. Our delivery drivers can’t get here because of the snow… Customer: (not understanding and getting angry) but I want my parcel!
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
Nah, bad script, we're talking about Canadians here, 𝖊𝖆.
Load More Replies... Hey! 3 years ago (edited)
One Christmas party was cancelled with my husband's family without telling us. They figured being the ones most furthest away that we wouldn't come. Turns out we showed up and my BIL was really happy to see us, even 3 hours late, because we had the cookies and he only had the bird with no sides.
Hugh Cookson 3 years ago
Ah, reminders of the time - in the UK - when the whole area was cut off by 4ft of snow, I was running a small hotel in a tiny village which had a really good reputation for food. Phone lines went down (before the age of the mobile), so assuming the night was going to be a washout, I sent all of the staff home (they all lived very locally) and the Head Chef and myself decided to have a few beers and a chat until about 8pm then call it a night. We're sat in the lounge and both of us see two sets of headlights coming down the closed road ... thought it was emergency services until they indicated to come into our car park. turns out it was a party of 8 country vets who'd decided that a bit of snow wasn't going to stop their annual get together. It was a hoot, Chef cooked, I served, they bought us booze and left at 2 in the morning all as pissed as wheelbarrows, as were we. Happy memory.
Wood Carver 3 years ago
What kills me up here is that it won't be just the grocery store or gas station but folks will look like that headed into the fabric store or the micro brewery supply shop. Not out in this weather for essentials is my point. We become so complacent and comfortable in it a blizzard isn't keeping grandma from her embroidery supplies.
Monosyllabic girl 3 years ago
I work in fast food in upper Wisconsin and as soon as a snowstorm creates undrivable conditions the drive-thru gets so busy! Whoppers are non essential! Maybe a big mac is 🤔
Load More Replies... Agnes Jekyll 3 years ago
you know it's really cold when your nose hairs freeze. And your eyelashes.
Maple Porkly 3 years ago
Camping out for the latest Christmas hot toy with only a sleeping bag
Lily Mae Kitty 3 years ago
I lived in VT for a few years and can confirm weather will not keep people home.
Jeanne Tarver 3 years ago
That's because employers tell everybody not to come in.
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Adam L 3 years ago (edited)
You can afford ONE of those???? I'm still in the dark with an empty fridge here in New England.... but at least my health insurance will pay a tiny fraction to cover my frostbite care.
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RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
If I had a choice, I'd pick freezing to death. Starving is way more painful than you think. The cramps alone are so intense and last for days. All you can think about is food. Your insides start to digest themselves over the course of weeks. Sure, first it's just your fat cells, but then your muscles, and finally your organs. Your body sacrifices itself so the brain can live. Freezing to death there will be pain at first, then your body goes numb, before you get very sleepy and drift away. The whole process can take a few minutes to a few hours (depending on the temperature outside).
Evi Grimes 3 years ago
If I freeze to death, I hope I'm making the same face as Jack Nicholson in The Shining. 🤞🏻
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Susan Bruce 3 years ago
Guess fur coats will be back in style. Warmest coat you will ever own. Fur shops sell pre-owned coats, especially in warmer states. No need to kill animals for fur. If fur coats are cleaned & stored properly they can last for generations. Ask Grandma if you can borrow hers.
RoanTheMad 3 years ago
I'm in the UK and we're just sat here wondering if we'll freeze or starve to death first because both are too expensive now lmao
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Laura Mende (Human) 3 years ago (edited)
Yeah! Just eat him and do Russia a favour...! (I know what poutine is, btw)
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Moosy Girl 3 years ago
Rocks and trees and trees and rocks and rocks ‘n trees and trees ‘n rocks AND rocks ‘n trees and trees ‘n rocks and rocks ‘n trees and trees ‘n rocks and WATERRRRR… in Canada. :p
Mary Scott Keniston 3 years ago
People say that we aren't particularly patriotic. I say that are just quiet patriotic. Unlike day, Americans, we know that we are amazing and we don't have the need to applaud ourselves for living in this amazing country in this amazing part of the world.
Jennifer Checki 3 years ago
Thank you for sending us your best hockey players, Canada! You’re doing god’s work.
Louise Dupont 3 years ago
For me Quebec is really distinct from Canada as I am often confused if it's the same country or not
Rei 3 years ago (edited)
Similar to the relationship of Scotland and the rest of England/GB.
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R Blair Haas 3 years ago
The province of Manitoba alone has over 100,000 lakes..... Did an American company write this stuff up?
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David Fox 3 years ago
The UK actually has the lowest drinking age of 5. You can drink alcohol at home/private parties at 5. You can drink alcohol with a meal at a restaurant at the age of 16 but you can't outright buy alcohol by itself until you are 18.
RedPepper 3 years ago
Actually, there's no drinking age in France. 18 is the legal age to sell or serve alcohol. In private, children are under their parents' responsibility.
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goodguybrad 3 years ago
just so people arent too confused The legal drinking age is 19. If you are under 19, a parent or spouse can give you an alcoholic drink like a glass of wine.
Bobby 3 years ago
It's very dependent on your state here in the US. Most states have caveats to the law that allows for minors to drink alcohol with parent permission, for religious ceremony, or when medically necessary(if you somehow get injected with hydraulic fluid a shot of vodka can save your life) my state even allows parents to order alcohol for their children so long as the establishment allows it. The only state I know of that allows no exceptions is alabama. Their drinking age law explicitly states there are no exception and points out that religious and medical reasons are still illegal
Seabeast 3 years ago
"Standard drinks per week per person are calculated for each person of legal drinking age in Canada. The legal drinking age is 19 years and older in every province and territory except Quebec, Manitoba and Alberta where it is 18 years and older." __ https://www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/daily-quotidien/220215/dq220215a-eng.htm
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LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Legal drinking age was 19 where I lived. But admittedly my parents had been supervising me drinking since 14. I hated most drinks I tried. I think my taste buds changed when i turned 30.
Abraham Lincoln 3 years ago
Isn't it like 19 in Canada? Used to be when we crossed the Blue Water Bridge to drink legally since it would be two more years before we could in the U.S.
Momus 3 years ago
19 most places in Canada, 18 in Quebec, Alberta and Manitoba
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Wood Carver 3 years ago
The transport trucks in Ontario are notorious for anything before 10 am. You learn not to follow close as an entire car made of snow could come off their roof in 1 go
Mike Cassino 3 years ago
Any open fields along the 401 are a recipe for disaster when the wind picks up. One minute it's sunny and clear, next minute you can't see a foot in front of ya.
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Dylan Armstrong 3 years ago
Welp, where I live that's illegal. Gotta brush that off so ya don't murder the car behind you on the highway. Imagine THAT hitting your windshield at 45mph... especially if it has ice in it. Eesh.
Bobby 3 years ago (edited)
Having lived in the south US and Michigan and New York, two states that get their fair share of crummy winter weather, I can say I'd rather the bottom picture. Places that don't often get snow aren't built to handle any. When I was living in Virginia we got a surprise snow storm. They only had 1 plow truck for the entire county. News stations were broadcasting that anyone with a plow please help, government is going to compensate time and expenses. I've driven in white out blizzards in Northern states and felt safe than I did on those roads that only got a dusting
readingthequibbler 3 years ago (edited)
True. Many years ago, my grandpa had to take a trip for work from Michigan to Georgia and back. Well, there was a little snow and no one else was on the road, but a cop pulled him over to ask if he was crazy. Grandpa said, "I'm from Michigan", and the cop shooed him along. I now live in Georgia and hate how everything closes down for a little snow. I miss the North.
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Moezzzz 3 years ago
Well, in our defense, it's usually all closed down because of the bridges being shut down for ice accumulation. But yeah, it's totally true. I'm in TexASS, so we're hoping for no more snowmageddon's or snowpocolpse
Janet Best 3 years ago
What??? You want Cancun Cruz to be denied his "run away and hidecation'.
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Chikin Nippls710 3 years ago
In our defense, the states that get regular snow have the resources to make driving safe. Many people around here don't know how to drive SAFELY in snow/ice. Not to mention our infrastructure is so old, it can't handle an hour of ice/sleet without losing power and busting water lines. They only JUST started selling tire chains LAST YEAR in the midsouth.
I'mNotARoboat 3 years ago (edited)
For those who don't know, it saves the wipers from getting ruined from freezing to the front window. A trick if one forgets to do this is to turn on the defrost heat, brush the excess snow off the car and especially the front window, scrape the ice off so the other windows, THEN scrape the front. The heat will melt the ice and then you can just pick up the wipers.
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Darth Kittius 3 years ago
When i was in elementary school in Louisiana, if the temperature was below 60 degrees we would have inside recess
Shelby Minchew 3 years ago
This is the a*****e I'm cussing out driving behind because he couldn't be bothered to sweep the top of his car... except here in Canada, it's totally on another level.
Jessica J. 3 years ago
I was from a place like the bottom, but went to college in a place like the tip. There was no shortage of humorous moments in the winter, from radio broadcasts to TV news segments. I drove a 4 wheel drive... one time there was a little snow, about like the first picture, and I'm driving along on a multilane highway, and realize there a NO cars in front of me, which, even for the weather, was strange. I look behind me and there is an endless stream of cars behind me, like we're playing vehicular Follow The Leader; was so strange.
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Chich 3 years ago
Used to travel a lot for work and I tell you each town/city has the same bar, with the moose head on the wall, that same carpet, tables and chairs.
Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
Oh no, Kate showed up in the same outfit! You know she likes to start $hit...
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
How can you possibly afford food with a full tank?
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Steven Wilson 3 years ago
Similar strategy is to strap a snow blower (thrower) to the roof and keep driving south until somebody asks you what it is......
Jessica J. 3 years ago
Even if you have 4 wheel drive or all wheel drive, you cannot drive like a bat out of Hell. Do NOT use your brakes...downshift to a lower gear, even in an automatic, you can still put it in low gear. If you start to spin turn the wheel into the spin. Trust me, this does work...I have had to do this, and it kept me on the road, rather than in a ravine.
Bonny Saxon 3 years ago
Keep a warm blanket and a few snacks in your car. I always travel with kitty litter too.
Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
This is what I did when I turned 30. Been over a decade without snow and ice. Haven't missed it...
Burtine Kendall 3 years ago
Put on your winter tires, not just snow tires , pull up your big girl l panties and hit the road.
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Altair 3 years ago
As in "they say it's the US but we clearly see Toronto/Vancouver landmarks"
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fandomprincess (he/she/they) 3 years ago
My parent always do this haha. We have a bunch of fancy old schools near where I live, and they're often used as scenery and my parents are always 'omg that's st. Mary's!!' (or whatever the name is)
Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
As a Minnesota native everytime I hear a loon call over a lake in a part of the world they don't live I do this. NGL. 🤣
Okatango 3 years ago
Me too! Watched film last night taking place in the desert (eyeroll)
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Ivana Bašić 3 years ago
Disappointed this one isn't Ryan Reynolds or William Shatner for us oldies.
Alison Kennedy 3 years ago
Yup, that New York, Chicago, Boston ... looks suspiciously like Toronto.
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Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago
I do that here in the Poconos of NE Pennsylvania! AND with a window open!
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Chris 3 years ago
I like it so much that you can just do that with your phone now while staying in the car (choosing and unlocking the pump, plus paying afterwards). At least here in Denmark
Halestorm 3 years ago
That’s so cool! I hadn’t heard about that before (I live in the US), but it sounds really nice!
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Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
Just sent this to everyone still back in Minnesota. Immediately received several middle finger emojis. 🤣
Chris Lee 3 years ago
You should add: "Would you like to see what other people around you are buying?" "Pump will start when this 2 min ad finishes..."
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Patel Parth 3 years ago
I work at Gas station Yes, we have way longer script Yes, we ask whole script Yes, 5 customers in que, everyone listens whole script Yes, customer gets mad (only one out of 1000)
Jenelle Jarvis 3 years ago
As a female from New Jersey USA I’m so happy we don’t have to deal with this in the winter lol
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Sandy D 3 years ago
It sucks when you expect it to be soft and fall off, but its ice like a rock and you break your toes. Wisconsin
Mykidsartrocks 3 years ago
My daughter and I make a game of this. Who can get their side of the truck kicked clean faster. Loser makes the hot chocolate. 😊
Angel Thebeau 3 years ago
All the satisfaction until you kick one that's solid ice and you hurt your foot.
Michelle Carlson 3 years ago
I do that to random cars in the parking lot and my husband gets nervous someone is going to think I'm vandalizing their car. :p
Rick Redmond 3 years ago
These are called "snicks" because of the sound they make when you kick it with the back of your heel .
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Mbfsc63 3 years ago
Dunno...........gas hernin Alberta pretty reasonable. Last time I filled up it was $121.9/L
Oais Wright 3 years ago
You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course!
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Altair 3 years ago
Unsolicited context provider: Mississauga is a city in the province of Ontario and serves as a major mail hub. If unlucky, your parcel will get stuck in the Canadian Bermuda triangle for quite some time.
Headless Roach 3 years ago
Thank you for providing this unsolicited context
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Maple Porkly 3 years ago
The other side of Canada has the Richmond BC black hole for anything received internationally. I've had a package sit there for 3 weeks wondering if I should just cross on the ferry and get it myself.
Kelly Kenrick 3 years ago
I’m waiting for a package from Ontario to Alberta. It was supposed to be here on the 19th, it’s now the 24th. Unexpected delay, Canada Post says. Yet a package from Denmark gets here in a week. By Canada Post.
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Mississauga Ontario and Richmond, British Columbia. These are the blackholes of Canada post shipping. And if you're trying to order things for Christmas now, you're too late. Start praying.
Looks like an Angel 3 years ago
Hahahahahahahaha my boyfriend's Mom worked for Canada Post Mississauga for 37 years. Lol
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Jacob Stone 3 years ago
hey mom, I'm almost out of costco with the groceries, and do you want that 5"3' wine glass shaped like winnie the poo?
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Bobby 3 years ago
Has anyone ever looked at the most adorable bear cub ever and thought "we domesticated wild cats and wolves but didn't do anything with these cute little fluff balls? "
Frank Rivers 3 years ago
Who said God doesn't have a sense of humor. "Let's make this ravenous killing machine really, really cute. So cute that kids want to cuddle with them".
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Bored Raven 3 years ago
Blake Lively makes living in Vancouver easy. That poor child is in Edmonton.
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Birdylou68 3 years ago
It's not only in Canada. It's a wildlife crossing and they're in many countries.
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
This is so cool. I hope to see more of these conservation bridges around the world.
Dave Andersson 3 years ago
lmao, I drove under that bridge just about a week ago Sadly, no deer of any sort to be found :(
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lisa m 3 years ago
I live 45 min from Scarborough, Ontario which is part of Toronto...this is not Scarborough peeps
VictoriaBee 3 years ago
It's a joke about how little people outside Canada know about our geography ;-)
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Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
This one's taking the p*$$. This is Moraine Lake in Banff National Park in Alberta. The *joke* is that it's nowhere near Scarborough, Ontario.
Bored Raven 3 years ago
For Pete’s sake. Just visit Banff National Park already. Alberta. All these Canucks messing with foreigners. 🤦🏻♀️
Jennifer England 3 years ago
Nope lived there definitely not lake Louise.
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I live on the bluffs in Scarborough. It is beautiful but it ain't no Moraine Lake.
Alienking06 3 years ago
I hate to break it to you, but Scarborough is urban. There are no mountains there.
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Duesvolent90 3 years ago
We're built for heat, weather mood swings (33C to 0C next day) all types of rain, wind, you name it...Now snow, that's a way for us to just stay home and avoid work/school 😎
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An INCH? Try a sprinkle of snow that doesn’t even stick! Lord help us if we get a whole inch.
Bobby 3 years ago
Not fair. Canada has experience with snow and an infrastructure built to support it. Texas does not. This would be like someone in California laughing at Chicago not being prepared for an earthquake
Gardener of Weeden 3 years ago
Chicago is actually on a major fault line, We just have not gotten hit yet.
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I live in oklahoma. We do not usually get snow till February. It's not like people are used to driving on snow and ice in some of these states. That's February for like 2 weeks tops.
Desiree McKinnon 3 years ago
Anytime the South shuts down for 1-2 inches of snow Ohio be laughing.
Neb 3 years ago
Well, ground is warm and falling snow basically melts and gets into ice; no winter tires required; drivers not experienced driving in snow, most water pipes are not insulated and above ground... it is simply annoying. I am from country where there is a winter season and winter tires are necessary. In Texas they usually do not even have sufficient amount of salt/sand trucks for roads. Combine icy road, summer tires and no experience in driving on ice, and well, it is easier to close half of the stuff than allow this amount of people to roads.
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Some laughed at first until we got educated how different the infrastructure is in Texas. No double paned windows or heavy insulation and heating. Few people with parkas and other insulated winter wear. Above ground plumbing that froze easily.
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BigMamaDave 3 years ago
👍 Im not the betting type, but you're on the money! 😂😹
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Helen Downey 3 years ago
This is ireland, except it may be x season in the morning and y season in the afternoon!
RoanTheMad 3 years ago
We have to do this in the UK too, and 9/10 times it changes a few times during the day :')
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Baleygr 3 years ago
Yes. There are VERY FEW public toilets that aren't free. By far most absolutely are. I guess some tourists ran in some of the only ones you have to pay for (for good reasons, usually) and thought they now know how the entire continent works and told it like it was a fact.
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🧜️Mermaid098 3 years ago
if this was a yelp review for the usa id give it a ⭐️ one star review do not recommend health care and education sucks
Biliegh Berrie 3 years ago
When I was in California I was introduced to pay toilet. That is the weirdest thing ever.
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radioactivecandy (they/them) 3 years ago (edited)
can confirm-the goose attacked me. i am writing this on my deathbed. goodbye pandaaaaaaaaassssssssss......
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I love Canadian bacon. On pizza. With pineapple. I will die on this hill.
Sandra Morison 3 years ago
Yuck, one of the only things I didn't like about Canada. Bacon is not like traditional bacon it's basically ham.
Celtic Knotter 3 years ago
We do have “traditional” bacon. It’s probably even more common than this, which is back bacon. We also have peameal bacon, which is delicious and different yet again. What we don’t actually have is any food called Canadian Bacon. That is a movie here.
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
Middle pole suggests that there's an umbrella - at least it will not be snowing on the table anymore.
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BrownTabby 3 years ago
Now the cause of rampant covid is Premier Ford, according to the Canadian doctors in my Twitter feed.
Lydia Languish 3 years ago
This is not wrong. Doug Ford in Ontario and Bonnie Henry the Provincial Health Officer in BC have done tremendous damage
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Bobby 3 years ago (edited)
Instead of rigid plastic or cardboard the milk is sold in plastic bags. And what we call whole milk in the US is called homogenized milk, often shortened to homo milk. That leads to more than a few juvenile jokes
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Neville Nicol 3 years ago
Well Western Canada gets it in bags too, at Walmart it's still in cartons thank goodness
Indy 3 years ago
Yup, I used my teeth often. Problem is the milk comes out in three different directions.
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StrangeOne 3 years ago
I saw some bagged milk at a No Frills some years ago, but never bought any. I remember my dad always having it in the house. For some reason the milk always tasted better and it was more satisfying having it come out of a sack than a jug.
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Irish Lassie 3 years ago
Totally off topic, but I can’t stomach this guy from P**n Stars. What he’s doing to his Mom is just shameful! https://fox59.com/news/entertainment/rick-harrison-of-p**n-stars-sued-by-81-year-old-mom/amp/
StrangeOne 3 years ago
There's a week stretch in May or June where there's no mosquitoes, no canker worms, no wasps, no horseflies and no ticks. The temperature is moderately warm. Not cool. Not hot. With leaves on the trees. It's not every year, but when that week comes around it's bliss.
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Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago
With those numbers, I hope that's the US and not Canada. 66 Celsius is hotter than what the US requires to kill all the bacteria when pasteurizing milk.
Paddling Panda 3 years ago
I mean, 66 Celcius - plus or minus - is either hotter than Hades or colder than my ice cold heart. Plus 58 is hotter than Hades' front door and minus 58 is still too cold to melt my ice cold heart. Having said that, I experienced minus 53 when I lived in the Yukon, and minus 55 when I lived in Quèbec.
ThatOneBiKid aka Olivia 3 years ago
omg, istg it's in degree f. Why does everybody think it's in degree c? Istg, don't you know it's super duper cold in Canada?
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Francine Govan 3 years ago
The concession stands are loss-leaders to get/keep people inside - they're not looking to make a profit on those items.
Sanchi 3 years ago
No it’s Costco, I’ve been in this exact one. Also this one is in Michigan not canada
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Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve 3 years ago
This! The feeling of satisfaction and job well done the first time my then 8 yo shovelled the patio while I was drinking my coffee inside.
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
My dad just goes up to neighbors and asks if one of their kids wants to earn 20 bucks now that my sister and I don't live there. I usually had to do it for free, apparently I was getting ripped off.
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
Whoever's on a downvoting spree today, why don't you kindly take your negativity somewhere else? It's like half of normal comments go subzero for no reason.
Jill Tremblay 3 years ago
This is a disturbing picture. What are they doing to him? Forcing him to pose with a guitar and making him cry?
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I've lived in Southern California all of my life. I don't know what seasons are. I've SEEN snow, but I've never lived snow or lived seasons. I wonder what it's like :(
suptho 3 years ago
It’s like starting your first job. You’d be enthusiastic during the probationary period, and then disgruntled for decades to come.
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RoanTheMad 3 years ago
I thought the Aus $20 was red, and didn't have the queen on it? but then technically you all copied the UK <.<
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New Zealand isn’t doing that. They’re just going to put the new royal bell-end’s face on new money that gets printed.
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Panda in the Fake South 3 years ago
In Florida I much prefer winter. It's the 1 day a year that I don't instantly sweat through my underwear when I step out of the door.
My O My 3 years ago
Ever tried to fight the problem by simply not wearing any underwear?
Load More Replies... Bobby 3 years ago
My white Christmas prayer is "please let me wake up to a beautiful freshly fallen white snow. And after presents and hot cocoa I would like sunny and 75F"
Load More Replies... Kristal 3 years ago
False. I enjoy winter more than summer and I have to drive in it (lived in Minnesota, relocated to Northern Alberta)
Gardener of Weeden 3 years ago
(gently teasing) You are either one bad AZZ... or totally insane
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Thomas Bentley 3 years ago
this is a good winter for a village, in a city then good winter is light snowfall and a little rain to wash anything dangerous for traffic away
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
I spend more time outdoors than I prefer and I hate summer, I get overheated very easily. If I could just have the cold without snow, I'm good.
Christof Irran 3 years ago
I can feel this image and it makes me shiver. I grew up in Salzburg, and every day, it seemed, two minutes out of the house while crossing one such barrier my shoes would fill up with semi liquid slush, and my feet stayed wet and cold through the entire rest of the school-day.
Zoe Worrall 3 years ago
Eurgh that slushy brown-grey snow at the curbs thats like full of salt and gravel is the worst. You always end up either stepping right in it and getting you're foot wet or trying to jump over it and slipping
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Logan Chipman 3 years ago
I hate to break it to ya, I'm not a Bible thumper or anything but Jesus's birthday was not on Christmas sure they celebrate his birth then but he was born a different day. I honestly don't know why they celebrate on a day he wasn't born, maybe that's when he died?? I dunno question for Google, food for thought.
Bob Bobbs 3 years ago
Chritians co-opted pagan celebrations to nake the transition to chritianism easier. Explains the tree (evergreen in winter) and the lights (during the darkest season).
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Carsten Petersen 3 years ago
- oh I thought that she was lifting the car with one hand, while changing the tire with the other ;-)
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Ellieee 3 years ago
Argh it's the same with spelling (at least the part of Canada I live in). Some words like you would spell the british way, but some words you'd spell the American way. Needless to say Spell check hates me :)
Huddo's sister 3 years ago
The one in Australia that amuses me is we used to use gaol like Britain, but now it is usually jail like America.
Load More Replies... El Dee 3 years ago
I was brought up being taught metric but still having to know imperial as some of it was still being used. Now it's only for beer which is sold in pubs in half pints or pints..
Freya the Wanderer 3 years ago
I like to call the Imperial System the Useless System because it's a pain in the @$$.
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The US uses US Customary and not Imperial. The US uses the mess that was English measurements before it was improved by Imperial! Yikes.
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Xenia Harley 3 years ago
Technically American, as a friend would say and she was from Uruguay. South America, American. People from USA have appropriated that term!
Tim Anderson 3 years ago (edited)
People identify with countries, not continents. Plus, there is no continent of America. If you wanted to identify with a continent, you would be a North American or a South American. Pretty clear who an American is.
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Last I checked central america and the carribean are all part of North America
tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa 3 years ago (edited)
Canada is in America. 'America' refers to this [see image in replies] part of the world, not just the USA
RMA 3 years ago
No. ‘North America’ is Canada, the US and Mexico. ‘South America’ is south of Mexico. ‘America’ is shorthand for the United States of America.
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Amanda Rose 3 years ago
The pumpkin segment would be bigger for me. Fall is my favorite season.
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Christof Irran 3 years ago
When I was a kid my rubber boots often didn't cut it; they only went up to my knees. Even hip-waders would have flooded when trying to cross some of those slush barriers thrown up by the snow-plows in my home town (Salzburg). File0801-6...9e3a59.jpg 
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UselessKnowledgeFont 3 years ago
A donut hole from the Canadian coffee shop Tim Hortons
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Oh no! just realizing that brits refer to genitals as their "bits" ... Poor Tim :(
Richard Anderson 3 years ago
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I'll take a dozen please, sorry.
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Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago
Shouldn't Quebec be the Louisiana of Canada? Proud French speaking people who hate everyone else doing weird stuff and eating weird things.
Lydia Languish 3 years ago (edited)
New Brunswick is actually the Louisiana of Canada. The Cajun people in Louisiana have a link to Acadians in NB ( the term Cajun is actually derived from the term Acadian) Plus lobster is basically a super fancy crawfish.
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Altair 3 years ago
As a Vancouverite I can confirm the comparison in my city, but honestly don't know whether the rest of BC feels like CA.
Paddling Panda 3 years ago
Agree that Vancouver is like LA, hence why we're called "Hollywood Niorth". Having traveled extensively throughout BC and California, I can confirm they're very similar. Mountain ranges? Check. Arid, desert areas? Check? Wine country? Check. Large old grown forests? Check. Surfing havens? Check. :)
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Dre Mosley 3 years ago
Ontario people seem to like Florida. 9/10 when I see Canadian license plates on our highways, it's Ontario.
sofacushionfort 3 years ago
There was almost a Hawaii of Canada https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sw5lBxs8URU
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LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago (edited)
Well thanks to whatever climate change nonsense is happening this year, NOT RIGHT NOW! Took my dog for a walk and it was bloody 17 degrees at 10am! I live up north!
RoanTheMad 3 years ago
It's the other way around in the UK. Deceptively Warm on a morning, so by the time you go out later it suddenly turns freezing. :')
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Richard Anderson 3 years ago
The sound of the rain sizzling on the grill when you barbequing is the best.
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Lisa T 3 years ago
I think this is poutine? (Not sure of spelling). I think it’s French Canadian
petrosdakar 3 years ago
Fan fact. Pineapple on pizza was first invented/created in CANADA by a Greek imigrant, restaurant owner!
Gavin Johnson 3 years ago (edited)
They should’ve been shot on sight. Did this crazy Greek / Canadian also call it Hawaiian Pizza? A Italian dish made by a Greek with produce from who knows where (10% of the worlds pineapples are from Hawaii but that leaves 90% from elsewhere and I bet the ham was Canadian) cooked in Canada and they call it Hawaiian Pizza? 😀😂
Load More Replies... Mia Black 3 years ago (edited)
Tried it once (in the sugar shack on the way from Vancouver to kitimat in british Columbia) . Great stuff! French Fries with gravy and cheese curds (Hard to describe, think of little gauda cheese balls. (But they are not)) and sometimes served with Pulled pork
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Nunya Business 3 years ago
I thought at first it was pretzels and popcorn topped with caramel! 🤣
Eithne Griffiths 1 year ago
Hawaiian pizza is also Canadian. Sam Panopoulos, a Greek immigrant who moved to Canada in 1954. He created the first Hawaiian pizza at his restaurant, Satellite, located in Chatham, Canada.
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Dre Mosley 3 years ago
We do. Other than bagged milk, we have or have had everything in this pic, so I'm not quite getting this one.
Load More Replies... RoanTheMad 3 years ago
I still wonder why they stopped making Ketchup crisps in the UK. I guess they weren't as popular here :I
Duesvolent90 3 years ago
The Kraft mac and cheese is a staple here, don't know why it's on the list (from the south). Smarties are shaped like hockey pucks and you can mash them into a fine powder and snort them (kidding). Ketchup lay's? Hmm sounds good. Supreme pizza, got it for sure. What the heck is the milk in the bag in the pourer thing??
der sebbl 3 years ago
You can't grind the shown smarties to powder. The ones shown there are made from chocolate with that sugary hull. quite similar to m&ms
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Bob La Capra 3 years ago
One of the best sub sandwiches I ever ate was at a McDonalds in Thunder Bay. Not on the menu in any US McDonalds I visited
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Mona Stevenson 3 years ago
Somewhere in Ontario probably. A lot of old houses in Waterloo look like that.
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Gardener of Weeden 3 years ago
LOL 1st thing I think of. Midwest also includes... well I wont shop there after an ice storm ( bad parking lot exits).
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Rebecca P 3 years ago
200 years ago folks, from the area that is now Canada, stormed the white house and set it on fire.
Christof Irran 3 years ago
Not the "White House" because it wasn't until 1901 that T. Roosevelt "...designated the official name of the residence of the U.S. president to be the White House. (Previous names included the Presidents' House, the Executive Mansion, the Presidential Palace and the Presidential Mansion.)"
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Zoe Worrall 3 years ago
I was so annoying how they'd roll up and you'd have to like full on wrestle it do go down the hill
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
And provided no protection whatsoever when my butt found that hidden boulder in the snow.
RoanTheMad 3 years ago
I'm in the UK, and back when we actually had snow, my family used binbags/polybags :')
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Dodomaster Lord of chickens 3 years ago
We're celebrating the fact that we haven't become extinct yet
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StrangeOne 3 years ago (edited)
House hippo! Anyone else remember the YTV PJs and those puppets? Used to anticipate Ed's Fromage every Christmas on Much Music. Watching back now, that sock really wasn't that funny. Not sure if Video On Trial was any better. Maybe a little. Avril Lavigne... She was was one of those music artists who had closet fans cos I sure didn't hear a lot of people raving about her first song. Sk8r Boi (however the heck she spelled it) was her saving grace. But the media trying to label her as punk rock and a "punk princess" probably killed it for some people who might've otherwise given her a chance. We knew who the queen of punk was, Bif Naked. But mainstream punk was heavily scrutinized. Even The Offspring was taken as a joke after their Americana album. AYAOTD was the best show. That intro was eerie enough. Book fairs were fun to look at all the school stuff you know you're parents were too poor to get you. But still fun circling your wish list. Oh, and Speaker's Corner was like Tiktok but better.
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Mali Holdaway 3 years ago
Ok giving away my age, one day in history class teach rolls in TV and we thought ok nice surprise, until he turned to the news which was showing the shuttle challenger blowing up shortly after take off. Bad Flippin day!!!
Mike Cassino 3 years ago
In uni I worked at a bar with one of girls on the show. Joey Jeremiah and Yick used to come in all the time
Load More Replies... Lene 3 years ago
Oh I loved when they rolled in the TV! Especially when we started having English because we'd see an episode of some educational cartoon and do some tasks afterwards related to the specific episode's grammar topic. It was awesome! I think the cartoon was about some pink alien? Am not sure... it was back in 1994. Lol
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Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago
9AM Tokyo time is 10PM Quebec time. I'm surprised he waited that long.
Altair 3 years ago
I'm guessing it was Pyeongchang bc that's a Korean sign in the background
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 3 years ago
Haha, I have heard it called this by Americans, but fisting is something quite different in Australia. This is apparently called double parking.
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Mali Holdaway 3 years ago
I filled my tank in February, 70 bucks (I have a honda) manged to make it last 3 full months, was very sad the day the gas light came on!!!
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radioactivecandy (they/them) 3 years ago
no. they're placing a curse on the land!
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StrangeOne 3 years ago
The American one sounds like something someone could get sucker punched for saying.
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Livingroom Panda 3 years ago
-5 celsius overnight in ACT winter? Anybody?
Load More Replies... Shaun Coleman 2 years ago
You know you're Canadian when you feel compelled to write 3c as +3c so people won't think you accidentally left off the minus.
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LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
There will be at least one thing in my life that brings me joy, thank you very much!
StrangeOne 3 years ago
This is what I order when I need a coffee but too thirsty and hot for something warm.
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Katie Fink 3 years ago
Two team captains. Everyone throws their hockey sticks in messy pile. Captains pick the stick and the owner is on that team.
Zoe Worrall 3 years ago (edited)
We always had someone just close their eyes and chuck sticks to either side so it was as random as possible (sticks in the middle was what it was called)
Load More Replies... RoanTheMad 3 years ago (edited)
I played hockey (though not on ice, that's just asking for disaster) for a short while when I was in school in the UK, and we used to drop our sticks, then someone would close their eyes, pick one, and you'd be on that team. It was one of the only sports I played, and it's because we had to pick a sport activity as part of a "get active" scheme... I prefer stuff like Fencing and Archery, I was good at the murderous things. xD
Mali Holdaway 3 years ago
Not Canadian, but we do have the NHL here in the lower 48, so I know this is POND HOCKEY, yay!!!!
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BigMamaDave 3 years ago
nah, that's Jim Carrey. He only played God once. So did George Burns. 😉
Load More Replies... Mali Holdaway 3 years ago
Not a country music fan, did watch a lot of In Living Color, so yeah I know that's Jim Carrey!
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Zoe Worrall 3 years ago
I used to pick up the roll up to win cups off the side of the road when people would just chuck them there. I never won anything but it was fun
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BigMamaDave 3 years ago
We used to buy wine at night and called it "Cuvée Dépanneur"...ah, youthful folly. 😏
Virginie Michaud 3 years ago
When I first had to buy gas, refueling my parents car when they let me borrow it, it was 54 cents/liter. 35$ for a full tank on their Volvo station wagon... Sounds like my version of "had to walk 8 kilometers in the snow to go to school".
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Lene 3 years ago
I used to have a pair of woolen socks in my locker at the uni. Each Winter I'd just take off my shoes and put in the locker and put on my socks and grab my kettle and tea and I'd basically treat the uni as my home. Lol. I was there from early morning til afternoon so often. Oh, how I miss university. It was grand times!
Hello Dolly 3 years ago
I could use some wool socks! My feet freeze every winter due to raynauds sometimes in the summer as well.
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LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Nah, I lived in a large city at one point. My husband, desperate for food because I wouldn't let anyone in the kitchen while I was cooking, went out for food on Christmas day. Apparently found an open one and came back nearly an hour later looking like he'd seen the end of the world.
StrangeOne 3 years ago (edited)
Worked at Tims. This is every damn day. Worked at one inside a mall, so it closed with the mall at 9pm. We couldn't lock the gates from the inside while cleaning but we would close them, turn down the lights a bit while we cleaned. People would take it upon themselves to pry the gate open and enter demanding we start a fresh brew as we clean and reopen our registers as we're counting money and take down the chairs we put up. No f***s given there's mall security present, or that we're just trying to get the place cleaned to go home, as if they think staff live at the Tim Hortons and we just close to be assholes.
NancyandCharlie Miller 3 years ago
Gotta use those gift cards! (Plus, Dec 25th is usually the one day of the year that Timmies is closed, so we can't get our fix!)
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Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago
This is true in other countries as well. In fact, this is a picture of Claremore, OK (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claremore,_Oklahoma).
Laura Mende (Human) 3 years ago
The other option is parallel to the sidewalk.
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Celtic Knotter 3 years ago
This HAD to have created July 8, 2022 (search 2022 Rogers Communications outage for info. No internet shut down basically everything for the day).
Shaun Coleman 2 years ago
I rotate between Bell and Rogers (no Telus here). I get pissed off at Bell and go to Rogers. I get pissed off at Rogers and go to Bell. I get pissed off at Rogers and....nevermind...sigh...
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Livingroom Panda 3 years ago
oh naw, man! murica gon need some aloe vera for that burn! sorry if I offend
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Miss Kat O 3 years ago
Sooooo from this I've learned it's very cold, and expensive... and geese are a nuisance?
Sathe Wesker 3 years ago
Yup, pretty much. Geese are insanely protective of their nests and territory… they will not hesitate to attack. Our summers are nice but this winter is expected to be a particularly brutal one. Expensive has been a recent thing for the most part… thanks COVID. Hey though, free health care and it is a beautiful country.
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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Grew up on the border, and this holds true for many in the US. Ah, I'm nostalgic for my childhood now. But not the frostbite that one time. ;-P
Gabby M 3 years ago (edited)
I grew up near the Mexican border on the U.S. side. When I think of the border, I immediately think of the one the U.S. shares with Mexico. How interesting.
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Fern Holdsworth 3 years ago
My ex is from Canada and I wish i could live there with him. Shame I made some poor choices and now I'm stuck in England with no future... ex is currently travelling in vietnam then NZ. A year working in Oz...i wish i had the courage. I'd have traveled anywhere with him. Be careful what you settle for. The advertisement of "life" isn't worth it or anywhere near fun. See the world, learn and experience, life is for living. Don't be like me because you value tradition. Do.what.you.want! :-D
Josh Stevenson 3 years ago
No offense meant, but I think a psychiatrist would have a lot of fun analyzing that message. Lots of intermixed complex emotions and repression.
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Nancy Howard 3 years ago
First! The number of repeats in this thread is extreme. But topic/pics/etc great
Okatango 3 years ago
They forgot to post this (ice canoeing as traditional extreme sport here in Quebec) Ice-canoei...a9179c.jpg 
Miss Kat O 3 years ago
Sooooo from this I've learned it's very cold, and expensive... and geese are a nuisance?
Sathe Wesker 3 years ago
Yup, pretty much. Geese are insanely protective of their nests and territory… they will not hesitate to attack. Our summers are nice but this winter is expected to be a particularly brutal one. Expensive has been a recent thing for the most part… thanks COVID. Hey though, free health care and it is a beautiful country.
Load More Replies... Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Grew up on the border, and this holds true for many in the US. Ah, I'm nostalgic for my childhood now. But not the frostbite that one time. ;-P
Gabby M 3 years ago (edited)
I grew up near the Mexican border on the U.S. side. When I think of the border, I immediately think of the one the U.S. shares with Mexico. How interesting.
Load More Replies... Fern Holdsworth 3 years ago
My ex is from Canada and I wish i could live there with him. Shame I made some poor choices and now I'm stuck in England with no future... ex is currently travelling in vietnam then NZ. A year working in Oz...i wish i had the courage. I'd have traveled anywhere with him. Be careful what you settle for. The advertisement of "life" isn't worth it or anywhere near fun. See the world, learn and experience, life is for living. Don't be like me because you value tradition. Do.what.you.want! :-D
Josh Stevenson 3 years ago
No offense meant, but I think a psychiatrist would have a lot of fun analyzing that message. Lots of intermixed complex emotions and repression.
Load More Replies... Nancy Howard 3 years ago
First! The number of repeats in this thread is extreme. But topic/pics/etc great
Okatango 3 years ago
They forgot to post this (ice canoeing as traditional extreme sport here in Quebec) Ice-canoei...a9179c.jpg
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