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50 Times People Spotted Some Of The Most Hilarious Bumper Stickers Ever (New Pics)
Humor is a superpower. If you’re genuinely able to make others laugh, smile, and giggle till there are tears in their eyes, it’s a gift that keeps on giving. However, you don’t need to be good at traditional comedy like doing skits or stand-up to brighten up people’s day. All you really need is a dash of creativity, a bit of bravery, and a car.
Our laughter-loving team here at Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest, wittiest, and silliest photos or real-life bumper stickers from all around the net. And they’re an unexpected delight! Scroll down for a good dose of humor, upvote your fave signs, and feel free to send the most hilarious ones to your friends. Who knows, you might just inspire them to slap something similar on their vehicle.
Meanwhile, check out Bored Panda's interview about good and clear design with a representative of StickerShop.co.uk, a UK-based digital print store that specializes in labels and stickers.
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#1
Stupid Bumper Sticker
Id row 2 years ago
That's one thing I'm proud of being gen-x for. Everything tried you kill you back then, especially toys and playground equipment. If you survived, you earned it, lol. My school's main playground ride was a rope on a slanted phone pole that hung 8 feet over a gravel pit. You won if you managed to make the swing back without falling in the pit.
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#2
A Bumper Sticker I Saw In My Travels Today
Lotekguy 2 years ago
If the creator of this sign runs for office, tell me where to send my campaign contribution.
Danger Bunny (She/Her) 2 years ago
@BrianBusby, WTAF???He can have his opinion,and you have yours, but the size of his genetalia is not relevant in the least.
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
I think this looks photoshopped because I do not see water drops on the sticker... or am I just being a grinch?
The Darkest Timeline 2 years ago
Problem is, so many reliable voters think it isn’t truthful unless they heard it in Fox
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Problem I have is that practically *all* the media outlets are biased. It's difficult to know that the article you're reading is completely free of bias no matter what the source. Essentially means you have to filter the news based on the source. Compare news from both left and right leaning media and the true story will likely be somewhere in the middle.
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Demongrrrrl 2 years ago
Fox News is too liberal, News Max is the best source (as said to me by my dad's right-wing wife).
Ryan Parker 2 years ago
That’s correct. FoxNews is owned by the same companies as CNN, MSNBC, CSPAN, etc. So FoxNews is there just to counter CNN’s lies, and CNN is there to counter FoxNews lies, and so on. Newsmax tells the truth!!
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similarly 2 years ago
I encourage everyone to watch a variety of news sources, both those in one's own "demographic" and those diametrically opposed. If I only watch news I'm already inclined to agree with, I simply reinforce my own beliefs, but when I watch news outside my comfort zone ... and more importantly, I watch with an open mind and not simply mockery or rejection, sometimes, even if I know what the news is biased or slanted, I gain a new perspective on things, even if that perspective is simply a greater understanding of people who watch it. I feel the greatest problem is not bias in the news, but our tendency to dehumanize and dismiss anyone whose views are different than our own. If we really ever want to be "united" again, we have to stop dividing ourselves and find common ground.
Mimi M 2 years ago (edited)
Waay too much logic - multiple offenses here. You (and Ken) are spoiling all the fun, go away.
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Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Not sure if it's the rain but it kinda looks like the letters are jumping
#3
Quite Possibly My Favorite Bumper Sticker
SarCaustic 2 years ago
I'm a dyslexic devil worshipper, and I accidentally sold my soul to Santa. 😱
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
I've told this joke since I read it in a joke book as a teen-- back in the '80's.
similarly 2 years ago
I believe this was an old Steven Wright joke. I don't know if it originated with him, but I'm pretty sure I remember him telling it.
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Bored Panda wanted to learn more about the key things to keep in mind when designing stickers for clarity, as well as what can help the designs stand out from the crowd. A member of the UK-based StickerShop.co.uk team, Callum, was kind enough to shed some light on this.
"When you are designing a sticker with the intention of it to stand out above all other stickers we would always recommend using bold, bright contrasting colors!" he told us.
"We print artwork on a huge range of fluorescent and metallic self-adhesive vinyls. When the customer's artwork has colors that contrast these materials they really pop and draw attention," the representative said via email.
"Fonts and font size is a huge factor to consider when creating your artwork. Depending if your sticker is intended to be read from a distance, or from up close you want your audience to be able to read what is on your sticker with ease."
#4
This Sticker On The Back Of This School Bus I Saw Today
Louie 2 years ago
Oh, come on! They don’t scream that loud. I barely notice them anymore!
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Anthony Jordan 2 years ago
Looks like a decommissioned school bus. Nowhere does it say "school bus."
majandess 2 years ago
The normal plate is also a giveaway. Washington state school plates have XMT (they're exempt from following many traffic laws).
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Janet Floyd 2 years ago
I can't believe Karen is going to let the school system get away with that
#5
Love Is Love
SydneyP 2 years ago
Thank you so much! Happily married lesbian here! Much love to everyone out there especially the original commenter. Bless you for your kindness :)
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Catastrophisticate 2 years ago
My wonderful mother, while driving, gets to a stop sign and asks "Which way?". I said "Straight." Her reply: "I can't go straight, but I'll go gaily forward." LMAO Gotta love a gay octogenarian with a sense of humour XD
Brenda Greene 2 years ago
I tell my pan/gender fluid child all the time to go forward as they couldn't straight even if they wanted to...lol
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#6
You Got It, Boss
DC 2 years ago
No, it wouldn't. Current trucks still have a drag coefficient of 0.7...0.8, because they are shaped like a brick, supposed to do 80 kph max (although like 99% of them exceed this significantly, ...) and, in many countries, length is restricted. You can either invest length into lower drag or larger capacity, not both. Actually, issuing a law that allows longer vehicles if, and only if and because, they have a drag coefficient that is significantly lower would make some sense. 0.8 is not that great, it's more embarrassing to still accept it ... but, you can only reduce it by making the truck longer ... as length limits are still careless about drag, I don't even want to calculate how much Diesel we could safe ... it's the number of trucks, the large cross section, that make this relevant enough to adress it. Trucks shouldn't be shaped like bricks, more like dildoes.
Devil'sAdvocate 2 years ago
I don't think all that can fit on a sticker, DC/s
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Mary Peace 2 years ago
"If you were mean to read this sign, it would be printed in decent size letters!"
Meanwhile, we were curious about how the materials and adhesives differ when creating bumper stickers, compared to more 'regular' ones that you might stick on surfaces at home.
"When creating a bumper sticker, we always opt for a waterproof vinyl material with a permanent adhesive to ensure the bumper sticker stays stuck to the car and doesn't come off easily," the StickerShop.co.uk representative told Bored Panda.
"We have a range of other materials that we can print on, some of which wouldn't be suitable for bumpers as they are made from paper materials which eventually disintegrate as they get damaged by water."
#7
Someone Carries These Stickers Around Just For This
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Ikr. Seemed a bit off to me, too. "....So why are you wearing two?"
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MisGra 2 years ago
Just throwing it out there - haven't you ever pulled in and had to park next to someone who was parked halfway in a spot and then they leave and when you come back you're now the one who looks like you parked wrong?! I know I have - usually I won't take the spot because of it, but at times when I'm in a hurry I have had to and I hate it. Maybe this guy was in the same boat.
k sand 2 years ago
Yes! This happens where I live...parking lots with smaller spaces and the spot left is one next to the car/suv over the line
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#8
Saw This Bumper Sticker On My Way To Class Last Week
Isa's left eye 2 years ago
I saw a joke the other day, "What's the difference between America and a 100 year old bottle of milk? At least the milk has culture." (Before someone attacks me for being mean to America, I live here)
Fake Junkmail 2 years ago
Why is this comment not getting the attention it deserves?!
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Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago
Now I'm wondering: Does God look like the universal common ancestor instead of human?
#9
Someone Has To Drive The Babies
DC 2 years ago
I never got why I was informed about infants sitting in another car. So what? I won't rear end you on purpose anyway, and likely won't read it before the act, if one is to happen.
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago (edited)
It thinks it’s for drivers to be aware that they may get distracted while driving But MORE IMPORTANTLY when an accident happens, they know to search for a baby (if it’s not crying etc) when paramedics arrive, I’m childless so I thought they were pretentious until someone explained it to me better.
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Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I'm not going to "deliberately" hit your damn car because I don't want my insurance to go up. Hasn't a thing to do with your precious spawn.
Louise Stange-Wahl 2 years ago
Adults always end up getting the shaft. We can't even have a peaceful meal or a quiet airline ride without drama and noise. Haven't we EARNED it! I think so!
Car bumper stickers—like any other signs—have just a split second to make an impact on the person looking at them. So technical things like the format, the kerning (that’s the spacing between letters), the color, and the background all matter. As does the length of the text and any images you use!
And that’s on top of the actual joke—ideally, you want to cram something so witty in there that’s going to get others chuckling even when their mood is very low (and it’ll get more people admiring your sticker, too). So sticker designers have a ton of things to think about.
#10
This Passive-Aggressive Car Sticker
Isa's left eye 2 years ago
Or my favorite, "Sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?"
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ynyrhydref56 2 years ago
I need this. And one that says 'I'm sorry the speed limit isn't good enough for you'.
Ivo H 2 years ago
Or “I’m sorry I’m not breaking the law enough” if I’m going 95 on 90 kmh.
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Sue Denham 2 years ago
Haha. I actually heard someone in the driver's seat once say "I'd have a better idea of what's ahead if the idiot in front of me wasn't driving so close".
#11
A Bumper Sticker I Saw In A Parking Lot
#12
Best Bumper Sticker Troll
ThatCapybara 2 years ago
I’m concerned for my sanity. This took me a minute. I think I’m the idiot.
Owen 2 years ago
Nah, you're good. Real idiots are too stupid to realise they are one.
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David Wambold 2 years ago
Most dangerous part of the car is the nut that holds the steering wheel.
random child on the internet 2 years ago
But if the person behind them is an idiot I don’t even think they’ll be able to read the sticker
Mary Peace 2 years ago
If I see this on the car in front, I'm gonna drop back and let someone overtake.
Not only that, designers have to keep in mind that bumper stickers aren’t just digital designs: you have to think about the practical side of things. Including what adhesive you use, what material the actual sticker is going to be made of, and how all of these are going to be affected by changes in temperature, excessive sunlight, rain, and snow.
To oversimplify things, you want to make a sticker that, well, sticks without damaging the underlying material and keeps its message legible as time passes. Of course, no sticker is going to be immune to entropy! But it makes a huge difference whether you have to change one witty bumper sticker for another after just a few weeks or a few years.
#13
A Candidate I Can Get Behind
MontanaMariner 2 years ago
I have the 2020 version. Need the 2024 version as election b******t ramps up. Uhg.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
After scanning the miserable headlines, I admit that I wish for an asteroid that will reset human evolution.
#14
A Punny Bumper Sticker
#15
Best Bumper Sticker/Placement I've Seen On A Car In A While
Karl der Große 2 years ago
I can't believe I've never seen this one before. I bet I'll see it again, though!
Khavrinen 2 years ago
My Dad said when he was a kid ( late 40s/early 50s ) my Grandpa bought a used Dodge, and they didn't notice until he brought it home that the metal letters that were supposed to spell out D O D G E on one fender were messed up, and actually spelled D E D O G. Not sure if it had come that way from the factory, or if a previous owner had re-arranged them, but they called it the "Ded-dog" while they had it.
The joke and/or message itself should be very brief and clear. Both of these things lie at the core of comedy, impactful signs, and even witty internet posts. To put it simply, with so much information and entertainment surrounding us in the world (from real-life ads to the veritable bombardment of news and memes and video clips on social media), our attention spans have been becoming shorter and shorter.
CNN reports that the average attention span used to be around 2.5 minutes in 2004. This then fell to 75 seconds a few years later, and now, people can pay an average of barely 47 seconds on one screen. Not only that, research has shown that it takes over 25 minutes to refocus on what we were originally doing if our attention gets diverted. With this context in mind, it makes sense for content—including bumper sticker quips—to be as to the point as possible. Otherwise, people might just skip over the message, not wanting to bother reading something that’s overly long or wordy.
#16
This Sticker On A Minivan. Even More Perfect
whatever 2 years ago
Add up how much just childcare alone for just one kid costs per month you could finance a new Corvette or a house instead.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
I saw a cherished plate on a violently yellow BMW. Two years later I saw it on a beige people carrier. I guess no condoms
#17
Honest Bumper Sticker
ThatCapybara 2 years ago
While it is pretty funny, you might want to take that off when your kid knows how to read…
Monday 2 years ago
Being able to read doesn't make a kid less of a financial burden though.
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Louise Stange-Wahl 2 years ago
FINALLY...someone who gets it. Just ONE reason all my kids have four legs or feathers. No financial burden, just the best kind of unselfish love who will ever find!
#18
Most Amusing Family Stickers I’ve Seen
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I've always had a pocketful of responses to the invasive question, why don't you have kids. One of my favorites was, because I love money more.
It really helps to ask someone for their thoughts before rushing off to print your newest sticker design. Everyone, no matter how great of a designer they are, needs a second opinion and a fresh set of eyes. Show your design to a few friends, relatives, or colleagues. They might surprise you with their insights and even offer some thoughts on making the joke even better.
#19
This Bumper Sticker On My Campus
Mila Preradović 2 years ago
To be fair, I drive automatics and shift sticks on a daily basis, and I prefer shift stick while driving on the hill. But I see how someone would be intimidated by this😅
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Always preferred manual over automatic, even on a hill.
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
some newish manual cars have anti-roll tech so even if you are on a hill, they do not automatically roll backwards if you are out of gear.
Mila Preradović 2 years ago
Automatics as well, some of our work cars are automatic and they have that. Nice feature. 😁
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Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I used to just SMH when I watched clueless motorists pulling right up behind a large manual vehicles. You can see the whites of their eyes as the behemoth rolls back before engaging.
Louise Stange-Wahl 2 years ago
My Dad tried to teach me how to drive a stick shift on a hill. I never did learn. But I CAN drive and shift a tractor like a pro!
#20
So What Happens If You Find Someone Else With The Same Car And Bumper Sticker?
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
A reference to the "Highlander" movies - Immortal warriors fight each other till only one is left, with cutting off the head being the only thing that kills them
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Diplodocus Dinosaur 2 years ago
What do you mean ”what happens”? You fight a duel of course! ⚔️ (Cool that there’s a car called Highlander, I didn’t know that) 😃
two-sided llama 2 years ago
who put a picture of me in my human disguise on a bumper sticker without my permission
#21
This Is A Message I Can Get Behind
For example, they might spot a silly typo your brain just skipped over; or reveal that the font and color combo you chose is really hard on the eyes. Who knows, they might even chuckle at how the spacing of the letters creates an entirely different set of words than you intended. The word ‘click’ can take on an entirely different meaning if your kerning is off and the ‘c’ ends up combining with the ‘l.’ Keep that in mind no matter what logo or sign you’re designing!
#22
Bumper Sticker By Durex
CG 2 years ago
The only other time you know it's okay is if the "Baby on board" sticker is a little worn down.
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#23
Saw This Sticker On The Back Of A Car While Working, Definitely Had A Good Laugh
ƒιѕн 2 years ago
Check engine light. Usually always on. For no reason at all, other than to be on.
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#24
In Case You Need To Connect While On The Road
The point is that you shouldn’t be afraid of listening to some gentle criticism about your designs. One sign of a pro is that they don’t take these things personally. Instead, they objectively consider the advice they got and apply what’s useful while discarding the rest. It also helps to realize that nobody’s perfect and nobody can be truly competent at a dozen different things.
#25
Saw This Sticker On A Car A While Ago
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Bouche gives "love bites" that bleed just as much as "hate bites" do.
#26
Pspspsps
Lillian Charter 2 years ago
My cat attacked me, think I'm meant to warn you that she's on a quest to find and destroy you idk
Sandra Gleeson 2 years ago
And you know everyone with a cat will be saying this at some point of their day, I have said it 3 times already
#27
This Bumper Sticker
Karl der Große 2 years ago
This one is clever, and I've never seen it before. I hope it moves to the top!
Nina 2 years ago
Isn't it kinda sad, though? Or is this a running gag in the us?
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Here's the rule: The maximum punishment for adultery, defined in the Uniform Code of Military Justice as Extramarital Sexual Conduct, is a dishonorable discharge, forfeiture of all pay and allowances, and confinement for up to a year.
MurderMittens 2 years ago
So the wife loses her husband AND his pay check. GREAT! :-(
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Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago
Maybe it's a joke between this person and the husband and wife? Maybe it's on a girls car and she calls the wife her girlfriend. Without more context, it's kind of hard to judge.
For instance, you might genuinely need the services of a proofreader because typos are something you’re awful at finding, no matter how much you try. It’s better to seek their services instead of ending up embarrassed and worrying about your wallet, with hundreds of stickers you need to redesign and then reprint. Or you might be a wiz at cooking up witty one-liners but may need a digital designer’s services to make them stand out from the crowd. Know your limits—don’t be scared of collaboration.
#28
I Saw This Car Today
ThatCapybara 2 years ago (edited)
The Toaster-Mobiiiile (yeah I’m gonna have to think of a better name…)
#29
Beware Of Alien Abduction
Louise Stange-Wahl 2 years ago
Lots of these in my neck-of-the-woods. Roswell is just down the road. Although the crash actually happened east of Corona NM, east of the mountain there...and believe me and everyone who experienced (or their relatives) this event. IT WAS REAL!
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
Modern day problems require a modern day THEY AREN'T EXPECTING IT! GRAB THEIR WALLET!
#30
Can You Read?
Sigh J 2 years ago
If you can read this, congratulations you mastered reading English. Now for a truly Australian experience of this, f**k off and read something else ya c**t.
Jessica Cifelli 2 years ago
Not only did I read it it sounded Australian in mu head
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Vasana Phong 2 years ago
I thought this was gonna say, if you can read this then you’re too close
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Reminds me of a button from the 80's: This Button Exploits Illiterates.
Louise Stange-Wahl 2 years ago
There is a much better version of this...."If you can ready this, thank your teachers!"
We’d love to hear which of these sticker designs made you laugh the hardest, dear Pandas. Were there any that you’d love to slap onto your own car bumper? What kind of stickers do you currently have on your vehicles? Share your thoughts in the comments. Meanwhile, for some more witty and silly bumper stickers, check out Bored Panda’s previous feature right over here.
#31
My Favorite Bumper Sticker Ever
CHOCCY MILK 2 years ago
So apparently the Capitol can make cars out of the dead tributes’ bodies now.
#32
All Important Concerns
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Just stepped away briefly, caught a heavy metal singer perform a fantastic rendition of Amazing Grace (quite an impressive Christian song), and came back to this. And I burst out laughing.
#33
What Would Jesus Do? Probably My Favorite Bumper Sticker I've Seen (Virginia, USA)
Amity_Calamity 2 years ago
jesus! Why would he do such a thing! (you see what I did there hehe)
Grace Noyes 2 years ago
This is the best one. I live smack in the bible belt, and a preponderance of bumper stickers around here advertise how Christian the driver is. I get so tired of it.
Ryan Parker 2 years ago
Yeah, I hear ya!! Just like all the gay rainbow stickers in California!!! It gets old!!
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Sue Sanders 2 years ago
Jesus is coming, and he is pissed! (I'm Buddhist, and he laughs at anything)
#34
I Fixed The Car, Babe
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
One bright side to a dinged-up car is how people in nicer vehicles give you a wide berth on the roads.
#35
Best Bumper Sticker Ever
That One Nerd 2 years ago
Not quite, you'll learn when the time is right 😁
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Finally, Put On My New Bumper Sticker
CAT /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ QUEEN 2 years ago
NO! FOR THE RISE OF THE CATS SHALL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS! OUR DAY IS EVERY DAY!!
CHOCCY MILK 2 years ago
Nah, I’m pretty sure if there’s any uprising that will happen, it’s gonna be moths.
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Teresa Spanics 2 years ago
As a Canadian, I second that. We, Canadians, channel all of our viciousness into Canada Geese until it is needed.
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da pan panda️ 2 years ago
the pandas beat u too it (how many goose themed websites do u see?)
Fakus nameus 2 years ago
Yes comrade goose fight capitalist ttyrrany and defend the proletariat
#37
Saw This Bumper Sticker During My Drive Around Town The Other Day
Earthquake903 2 years ago
Yes, because I got permanently high just reading the word. Very dane jrus.
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Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
Someone took a picture of my parent's car. They're totally talking about my brother. Not me. Nope.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I used to love the long, wordy ones at red lights. This one is especially good reading.
Vicki Perizzolo 2 years ago
and grow up to be my other half... who still does both...washed down with beer
#38
This Bumper Sticker
Gmaddles 2 years ago
Right, they think it's you being one because you don't agree.
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Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Don't think this would be allowed in the US what with the Northeastern Puritans and evangelists spread across the nation like Creeping Charlie.
Georgia Moir 2 years ago
Really? Why is it that reproductive anatomy is used as an insult? The object of this negative attention is actually a miraculous part of every one of us. Where did you come from? Stop using this word, and those of a similar nature (d**k), in a negative way! Expand your vocabulary; ignorant, benighted, cretinous, imbecilic, oblivious.
#39
Just Had To Share This Gem
#40
A Bumper Sticker That I Saw Today
Nupraptor 2 years ago
I suspect that the owner of the vehicle is not the person who affixed this sticker.
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Oops, you weren't supposed to actually read that. It was supposed to be subliminal messaging.
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#41
The Sticker Rules, But Combined With The License Plate, It Is Even Better
Firstname Lastname 2 years ago
I feel compelled to move to Tennessee just to get a license plate that cool.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
After a speeding ticket that cost me 6-yrs of surcharges on top of the fine, I retrained myself how to drive. Actually put a sign in the rear window stating that my surcharges were keeping me at the limit. Many a passing driver would give me indication they understood.
#42
How To: Earn Free Bumper Stickers
SofiaB 2 years ago
Well at least they're being honest and live up to the claim on the bumper sticker!
Leesa DeAndrea 2 years ago
It should say that they park like a selfish assh*le. They know what they're doing.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I always feel bad for the sad sacks forced to park like this because some a-hole three cars down created a situation.
Louise Stange-Wahl 2 years ago
That is fine until another idiot decides to have a forklift remove the car from the lot and doesn't tell you where it is!
April Pickett 2 years ago
You don't want to get too close to the other car, he might ding you when he opens his door.
#43
I Made A Bumper Sticker
Something 2 years ago
Mine was. I thought someone seemed nice, but then I changed my mind when I saw their bumper sticker.
#44
Found This Bumper Sticker The Other Day
Tracy Fultz 2 years ago
YES! I saw that once and about drove off the road laughing!
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random child on the internet 2 years ago
I’d be scared to drive behind them until I read the Oreo part
#45
Best Teacher Bumper Sticker
Hobby Hopper 2 years ago (edited)
Loving someone and thinking they're an a*****e are not mutually exclusive. The more you know. 🌈⭐
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Street preacher informed me that Jesus loved me. I laughed and told him he'd change his mind quickly once he met me, and walked off.
#46
Epic Driver
Westend Revolver 2 years ago
Bought my car at Harrison Ford https://maps.app.goo.gl/9fJcabY3rCUm55HDA
Sabrina 2 years ago
Did they said "May the Force be with You!" Before you leave?
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#47
Of All The Wise Bumper Stickers Out There
Kitten Dog Mom 2 years ago
Reminds me, I have to get life insurance for my hubby...🤔
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Jane Hower 2 years ago
As they say, "Why do divorces cost so much?" BECAUSE THEY ARE WORTH IT!!! hehe
#48
Made Me Smile
Amity_Calamity 2 years ago
When you see a car with a faded baby on board sticker feel free to gently ram into it
Doofenshmirtz (she/her) 2 years ago
What if they just keep having more babies and dont replace the bumper sticker?
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#49
Made This For The People On The Highway Who Won't Let Me Merge To Exit
Jods 2 years ago
It’s usually me that ends up crying with the unfairness of some drivers who don’t believe in letting other drivers merge.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Well, when there's been signs, arrows, and glowing lights for the past five miles...
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Not always popular 2 years ago
MATCH the speed of the people you want to merge with and someone always will.
#50
This Is Hilarious
da_cheese_gorl 2 years ago
your're turnin heads when you walk through the doorrr🎶🎶
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#51
Question Everything
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Or go the MAGA route and don't think about anything you believe
Phoenix 2 years ago
So on those occasional days I actually feel good about myself I shouldn't believe it. Got it.
#52
And I Thought Self-Deprecation Does Not Exist In Bumper Sticker Humor. Seen In Midtown Atlanta
#53
Perfect Bumper Sticker
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
In my case - how would a constantly dissapointed Morgan Freeman sound like?
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
YES! Get that motherfu@kin muffin top in those motherfu@kin pants so you can stop and get a motherfu@kin caramel mach with motherfu@kin oat milk on the way to motherfu@kin work!
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
"Katie had been sitting at her computer for the last two hours, looking at funny pictures and stimming by fiddling with the attachments on her swiss army knife. This was because she was autistic, you see, a condition she hated to hear referred to as a 'mental illness'. She should have been making dinner and putting on slippers because it was cold outside, but there were a hundred other things she should have been doing just then as well, including housework and finishing that damn novel. Instead she already knew full well she was probably going to spend the night playing Fallout 4 and then sleeping in until lunchtime tomorrow. ...do I have to keep doing this, director? She's really not doing anything interesting at all, and I've got a Mentos commercial to narrate in twenty minutes."
Sue Sanders 2 years ago
I'm sure he could spark it up a bit, or make a great documentary of it. Give me a call, Morgan.
Louise Stange-Wahl 2 years ago
HYSTERICAL! He would do it too! Very nice gentleman. I worked in a film with him.
#54
Bumper Sticker Spotted This Morning In NY
#55
Bumper Sticker Of The Day
#56
The Only Bumper Sticker I'll Ever Believe
DC 2 years ago
... I exceeded the speedo's scale two times in two different cars, but the same location, due to needing to poop. Close, but I made it. Both times.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
FINALLY! First truly notable bumper-sticker! Barely in the first 70!
#57
Yes, That's An Actual Bumper Sticker
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
If so then I admire their skill in doing the reflection of it in the car behind
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#58
The Only Bumper Sticker I Approve Of
#59
I Made Myself A Sticker
#60
Some People's Bumper Stickers Cross The Line
#61
This Made My Day
#62
Saw This Sticker Behind A Car In Mumbai Traffic
#63
Car Sticker
Cathy Jo Baker 2 years ago
About a year ago I had a new windshield installed on my very old truck. I had to laugh when the very young guy at the glass placed said, "Could you back your truck out of the bay? None of us is really comfortable driving a manual!"
alwaysMispelled 2 years ago
Millennial here. My dad, who was born before world war 2, taught me to drive. He only taught me how to drive an automatic. Because HE drove an automatic. How are you going to try to diss millennials because their parents, or whoever, didn't teach them something??? Dumbass
Kristal 2 years ago
False. Am millennial. Can drive manual transmission AND recently learned how to back a trailer. BOOM.
Rizzo 2 years ago
Wow! I could never drive backwards with a trailer. I can back up my small car ... barely.
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René Sauer 2 years ago
I can´t drive stick and I don´t see why I should learn to do. The only problem I have in Germany is a rather... small pool of used cars, but otherwise I don´t regret it.
#64
Bumper Stickers Are Becoming More And More Questionable
#65
As A Parent Pushing 40, I've Never Related To A Bumper Sticker More
Karl der Große 2 years ago
I was talking to some high school students about a teacher they said was cool. I pointed out he doesn't listen to modern music, wears old styles, and doesn't actually do anything to be cool. They pointed out that there is nothing cooler than not trying to be cool and not wanting to be cool. Lesson learned.
Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
I've never been cool, not even as a kid/teenager, and it's way too late for me to start
#66
Bumper Sticker On A Minivan At Costco
#67
Egyptian Bumper Wisdom
#68
New Favorite Bumper Sticker
The Doom Song 2 years ago
It's probably coz I'm drunk, but that is the best thing I've seen today
#69
What Did I Just See?
#70
The Perfect Bumper Sticker
the engineer 🇺🇦 2 years ago
*insanely loud train horn* HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
#72
Best. Bumper Sticker. Ever
#73
This Bumper Sticker
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
I'm really trying to hate on this and not enjoy it, but it's so bad it's wonderful. A+ Brittania.
Load More Replies... Amity_Calamity 2 years ago
no cuz cats are superior to humans and they know it. They don't see humans as equals!
Karl der Große 2 years ago
Most cats, I would imagine, are advocates of Ayn-Rand-like selfishness and egoism. I'm not saying your cat can't be a communist, but that cat is definitely a bit of an outlier.
Nonna_SoF 2 years ago
Nah, cats share excess kills with the other animals they live with, thus the presents outdoor cats tend to leave. They also care for the sick and injured.
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#74
This Woman’s Bumper Sticker At Walmart, Had Me Laughing Into The Store
#75
My Friend Got Into An Accident. At Least Her Bumper Sticker Made It
Z Alexi 2 years ago
Keep the carpenter out of your alcoholism. I'm w/Stephen Hawking: "Science is increasingly answering questions that used to be the province of religion." Bill Maher: "Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking...It's nothing to be admired." U.S. is 30%+ atheists or those who identify as "None" [no religion, don't believe in higher power/apparition].
#76
So My Buddy Went To A Convention And Got A Bumper Sticker. I Made It A Little Bit More Accurate
#77
This Bumper Sticker
CAT /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ QUEEN 2 years ago (edited)
GATHER AROUND PEAONS!! FOR THOU QUEEN HAS ARRIVED!! FOR THE WAR SHALL COMMINCE!! I SUMMON ALL OF MY FELLOW CATS TO RAIN TERROR UPON THINE FLESH SACKS!!
#78
Calming Bumper Sticker
Sue Sanders 2 years ago
And I'll take a different route, thanks Kid. (Have you done your homework?)
Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
The driver - or the car? Hell, my Ford is almost 13 years old, approaching 200K miles and still running well.
#79
I'm Going Through A Crisis
Karl der Große 2 years ago
I don't like being honked at. Sometimes people just want to say hi or show you that your lights are on during the day, and they honk for the that!
Sue Sanders 2 years ago
A crisis?? Like you don't understand what a green light is for around here??
#80
Saw This Bumper Sticker On A Car That Was Driving Slow
Louise Stange-Wahl 2 years ago
There should also be one for business cars that have the tracker for speed etc that says they can only go ten miles over the speed limit!
#81
No Kids
whatever 2 years ago
Now now, people think those of us without kids spend our days riding around on Jet-skis smoking expensive Cuban cigars (lit with $100-bills) and sipping Dom-Perignon, and that just isn't true.......sometimes we like to ride Harleys instead.
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Might as well have one that reads, "Break into my car. I'm loaded and have really good stuff."
#82
This Is Absolutely Adorable
Tinykame 2 years ago
They are but they are earning their doctorates at Harvard currently
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#85
Damn Straight. Best Bumper Sticker Ever
Nicole Weymann 2 years ago
At the risk of sounding pedantic: that Union Jack is the wrong way round by 90 degrees.
Dodo 2 years ago
I'll be extra pedantic to compensate: it's the Union flag, not the Union Jack
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Something 2 years ago
People in the Hogwarts house that stands for ambition and cunning in the Harry Potter series. They have a reputation for evil.
Load More Replies... Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
"O Canada. I mean God save the King. Wait...I live in Illinois. But, yay, college in Cali. Because we can. Yes we can."
#86
Virginia Is For Lovers Of Aging & Dying
#87
Bumper Sticker My Friend Got Me For My Birthday, If Only I Had This In High School
Caligo(he/they) 2 years ago
Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
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#88
I Got A Chuckle Out Of This Bumper Sticker
#91
Possibly The Strangest Bumper Sticker I've Ever Seen
#92
Saw This Bumper Sticker Tonight
#93
My Hubs Surprised Me With The Best Bumper Sticker
Dela Bee 2 years ago (edited)
It's from The Office (US), where Michael isn't paying attention and hits Meredith in the parking lot. It's toward the end of this clip: https://fb.watch/kZBMHuA5qf/ (sorry, facebook is the only place I could find the whole thing)
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#94
Saw This Sticker Today
Karl der Große 2 years ago
I can't sort this out. Did they use the wrong "your" on purpose, or is it supposed to mean something?
#95
Now Here’s A Bumper Sticker I Actually Agree With
#96
The Most American Bumper Sticker Ever
Frank Ropen 2 years ago
Totally missing the point of Christianity. He was supposed to die and according to christian believe he is alive.
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Jesus is alive and well and living in a prison in Texas after being convicted of sacrilege and heresy.
Jacques-Olivier NICOLAS 2 years ago
Blessed are those who know how to laugh at themselves, they have not finished having fun
#97
This Bumper Sticker In Front Of Me Right Now In Traffic (I Know, I Know Phone Driving Bad)
#98
Pick Your "Poison"
Nonna_SoF 2 years ago (edited)
Worse there's DHMO in the tap water. DHMO is found in all tumors. It's also used in numerous industrial processes, as well as bio-weapons production, and nuclear power plants. Inhaling just a small quantity can cause death. Contact with gaseous DHMO can cause serious burns. For more go to dhmo.org
PowellSkier 2 years ago
Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, who has come into contact with DHMO is dead or dying.
Load More Replies... Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
If anyone's curious: https://www.lung.org/quit-smoking/smoking-facts/whats-in-a-cigarette
Michael Largey 2 years ago
So according to this guy, soaking his cigarette in tap water would make it more unhealthy. The opposite is actually true.
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Albert 2 years ago (edited)
Many decades ago, a friend of mine had a Mini Cooper. One of the old ones, that was actually a very small car. (the modern Mini's are considerably larger). It was a very small red car. It had a bumper sticker: "When I grow up, I want to be a Fire Truck"
David Paterson 2 years ago
I want a bumper sticker that says "I close my eyes to concentrate".
Riche White 2 years ago
There's a Dodge pickup here that has "My son was inmate of the month at San Quentin State Prison "
Annette Easton 2 years ago
I have a window decal of Jessica Rabbit that says "I'm not bad I just drive that way"
Deborah Rubin 2 years ago
On t he used clunker I drove for a while I had a bumper sticker made that said "this space for rent." No one took me up on the offer.
rapid unscheduled disassembly 2 years ago
My favorite that I saw recently was a bumper sticker that said "will stop for free plants and garage sales."
Albert 2 years ago (edited)
Many decades ago, a friend of mine had a Mini Cooper. One of the old ones, that was actually a very small car. (the modern Mini's are considerably larger). It was a very small red car. It had a bumper sticker: "When I grow up, I want to be a Fire Truck"
David Paterson 2 years ago
I want a bumper sticker that says "I close my eyes to concentrate".
Riche White 2 years ago
There's a Dodge pickup here that has "My son was inmate of the month at San Quentin State Prison "
Annette Easton 2 years ago
I have a window decal of Jessica Rabbit that says "I'm not bad I just drive that way"
Deborah Rubin 2 years ago
On t he used clunker I drove for a while I had a bumper sticker made that said "this space for rent." No one took me up on the offer.
rapid unscheduled disassembly 2 years ago
My favorite that I saw recently was a bumper sticker that said "will stop for free plants and garage sales."
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