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British humor, known for its dry wit, sarcasm, and irony, has been entertaining audiences for centuries. From Shakespearean plays to contemporary TV shows, it is renowned for its ability to poke fun at societal issues and political figures.

It is no secret that Brits looove to laugh at themselves. Self-deprecation, among other things, is a common theme in British humor, as it allows for a more relatable and approachable form of comedy. So, for those who enjoy the British wit and way of life, we have something smashing prepared. Welcome to the Twitter page "No Context Brits", a place that offers a glimpse into various aspects of British culture, or as the creators describe themselves, is “a celebration of all things great about Britain”.

“No Context Brits” has already gained a large following of more than 1.6M devoted fans, showcasing a wide range of relatable and often viral tweets with no context provided. Scroll down for a daily dose of British humor! After you’re done with this list, don’t forget to check out previous posts here and here.

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Trillian
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

Trond Øien
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's my favorite line from that scene :D

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Hotdogking
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alright, we’ll call it a draw!

Octavia Hansen
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come back and I'll bite your knees off!

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You cowardly offensive man! Come back here and take what you deserve to get. I'll bite your legs off!

Jack Waltz
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn those knights that say Ni! As there is but not a shrubbery in sight.

Marcos Valencia
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many reasons to buy a 3D printer...

Blue
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it. Can someone explain? (not a native)

Shyla Bouche
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's from a Monty Python movie, The Quest for the Holy Grail. In one scene, a knight forbids them passage, and Arthur fights him. Arthur cuts off all four of the knight's limbs. The lines people are quoting are mostly the lines from that scene.

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Sophia Watanabe
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was honestly thinking chopped up realistic chess rook lol why

Shannon K
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's 'armless! He hasn't got a leg to stand on! I'm sad and couldn't pass the opportunity to come out with those cringy jokes 😂

PSimms
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come back, ye yellow b*****d, I'll bit your shins off!

Amo Gus
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol my dad made me watch it, still one of my favorites after lord of the rings

Blue the Bunny
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Tis' just a flesh wound"... Severed limbs, blood pouring

Carl Watson
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coward, come back and I'll bite your head off.

ReginaC
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come back here yo uh bastard and I'll bite your knees off!

Mishka
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's just a flesh wound...

Mary Pigott
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come back here, I'll bite your bloody legs off..

Karen Zeno Baker
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come back here.....I'll head butt you! 🤣🤣

Ches Yamada
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Some" lol. Every teenager I ever knew or know now knows this movie - even before the show xD (you usually learn about it when you're a teen is what I'm saying)

Demongrrrrl
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Black Knight always triumphs!

Vishy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spilled my tea again..

Alexandria Z
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come back here. I'll bite your kneecap off.

Riley Quinn
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!"

Jeremy Evans
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

come back and i'll bite you, you chicken

Shaun Coleman
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only a flesh wound! Come back here you coward!

Mommy Panda
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's un-armed! (I'll show myself out)

Klopec
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

None shall pass!

Seaside Charlie
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Genius', all of them. So funny and off the wall.

Ian Webling
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should have been painted black.

Thomas E S Thomas
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clip clop clip clop. We are the knights that say Nee!

Milva
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's only a flesh wound!

Phil Green
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?"

Mariele Scherzinger
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a scene in The Lord Of The Rings, when Aragorn slays the Orc who killed Boromir. I always felt it's an unfunny version of the above scene. Does that make sense?

D. Pitbull
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YES!!! Came here to read the comments and indeed the WHOLE SCENE has been quoted! So satisfying... so much joy! (and there was great rejoicing)

Socrates
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All I can say is Ni! - while hiding behind my shrubbery

Kate Malcom
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought of wizards chess, please someone tell me I wasn't the only one who heard " that's totally barbaric!"

Patrick Heining
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got it, but first thing I thought of was Battle Chess.

Dan Bexell
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he had just used the Holy Hand Grenade, he wouldn't be in this shape now.

Val
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The knights who say Ni!

Marcos Valencia
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It seems a few people here passed the test (I did, too... "Come on, you pansy!").

It's_me
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And some will call me . . . Tim?

Speedgoat
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently some of you did get it. Excellent taste!

Danni
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we shall call it a draw!

Roger9er
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Knights of Ni

Carrie Cole
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bite Him Black Knight! You Rock!

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    Full of Giggles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daaayum! That’s a wicked burn, mate.

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    British humor can be a hard nut to crack sometimes, so Bored Panda reached out to Lucy Bella Simkins, an English teacher who has gained a massive following on YouTube for her engaging and informative videos about the English language. With over 9 million subscribers, Lucy has established herself as a respected authority on all things related to the English language. She also offers loads of lessons and an interactive pronunciation tool, which you can check on her website here. Scroll down for the full interview!

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    Nea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I need to find a friend whose partner’s name is Ruth and wait patiently.

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    One of the defining characteristics of British humor is its subtle wit. This is often seen in British sitcoms, such as Blackadder or The IT Crowd, which rely on clever wordplay and sarcasm to elicit laughs from viewers. Besides that, Lucy Bella Simkins, English teacher and YouTuber, shared that Brits absolutely love to mess around with the language and make double entendres and innuendos, “all of which are delivered in a completely serious manner - deadpan! Sarcasm is a huge part of British humor - think Chandler from friends with a British accent! We are also super self-deprecating. The best b**t of a joke is yourself.”

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    Paulo Freitas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under pressure os a lot easyer than Bohemian Rhapsody lol.

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    Mir Adwari
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When 'you applied for the job' photo should be him as a newborn to be accurate!

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    British humor has long been recognized as unique and often difficult to understand for those not familiar with it. We asked Lucy Bella Simkins how she thinks British humor differs from the humor of other cultures. The teacher replied that sometimes they (Brits) can be pretty hard to read, and many find them to be offensive or passive-aggressive. “Some other humor styles are more direct and obvious, but there is a lot of overlap amongst English-speaking countries. We also have really dark humor, but people are becoming less tolerant of it."

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww. She looks like she's having a good time.

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    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, It's just British by day and British by night.

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    Satire and irony are integral elements of British humor. According to Lucy Bella Simkins, Brits love ‘taking the p**s’ (making fun of something in a lighthearted way) of the absurdities of everyday life. “Some of our really popular comedians, like Michael Macintyre, became famous for simply mocking typical British habits like loving ‘queuing’ (waiting in line), getting frustrated when tourists stand on the wrong side of the escalator, and doing everything possible to avoid making eye contact when waiting in a lift (elevator!)”

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    scag$y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo! British Museum got no chill. Why didn't they have a bit of banter? I'm a Brit and I find this sort of jape jolly amusing.

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    Nea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its cute how they didnt mention their name

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    British humor is known for its use of idioms and colloquialisms. These expressions add an extra layer of humor to jokes and can often be difficult for non-native speakers to understand. One such idiomatic expression commonly used in jokes, as shared by Lucy Bella Simkins, is ‘to give him/her/them one’. The teacher explained that it is a fairly juvenile idiom they like to use in jokes. “It can be used as an innuendo meaning to sleep with someone. Extra points if you say it without appearing to realize what you’ve said, other than a slight smirk at the end. ‘She asked me for a cucumber, so I gave her one.’ Not very high-brow, but after a pint or two it might get an unimpressed snort out of me.”

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    DubMaccaT
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coldplay for me makes me about turn too.

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're not living in America, But we're not sorry"

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    Full of Giggles
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s got a ticket to ride and he don’t care.

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    For a better understanding of English humor, check out Lucy's Youtube profile! Among other things, she made an informative video on British humor and comedy, which you can find here. If you're curious about some more funny English idioms, Lucy has you covered, just click here!

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    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be extra funny if this woman did not have children.

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    Full of Giggles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could unsee this. Thanks for ruining the movie.

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    Rosie Hamilton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't be the first pub and won't be the last...

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    Alex Bailey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly for the spiders this is fake. They won't be taking over yet!

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    Camilore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought it was a artificial intelligence render…he actually exists 😦

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much are you willing to bet that that was added by either and Irishman, or a Scot

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    Jaaawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There just always happen to be a perpetually offended weirdo close by at all times 😂

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    Corvus
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a guy who swears that root beer tastes like cow pee... and I can't stop wonder how he knows the taste of cow pee.

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    Anyone-for-tea?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one is a bit unfair, Lord Elgin paid for the marbles, but no one seems to know if the agreement was misinterpreted or not. I haven’t been to Greece, but I think Cyprus is similar in terms of their attitude to ancient history and archaeology (please let me know if this is wrong though!) and when I visited Cyprus, you’re free to walk and climb around many historical ruins, and they have only in recent years started to really care and invest in archaeological research. I feel it’s a bit like me selling something on eBay, then a few years later deciding it’s worth more and wanting it back!

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    Remi Flynne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How famous did this lettuce become? It was on the news, on comedy programmes...

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    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish he stays stoned to produce more of this 🙃 It's utterly disturbing and I love it

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    Remi Flynne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preferred the version on the art meme post yesterday!

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    A_Cat_To_The_Past
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean for-rain (I'll see myself out)

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    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me way too long to realize this was a nativity scene

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    DubMaccaT
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be for most of us given the cars shown.

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    Nameless_User
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POV: You go back to sleep for an extra 15 minutes but wake up an hour later.

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    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seagulls make great pets. Easy to feed and care for. Not terrified of humans. 100% native and natural. And ejects people with hangovers from your house.

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    Full of Giggles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh, that’s not even considered fresh tea in Arizona.

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, and an tiny thimble in the middle with sugar sirap. The teaception!

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rowan Atkinson is one of the most brilliant comedians alive. Mr. Bean is his most famous character, but he's done so much more. Check out Black Adder.

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    Fans of British humor will be thrilled to find that 'No Context UK Facebook' offers a similarly entertaining experience as 'No Context Brits.'

    While both platforms focus on highlighting the delightful absurdities of British culture, an exploration into British comedic nuances could offer an even deeper understanding of the country's cherished sense of humor.

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    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revenge is a dish best served after they die…

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    scag$y
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tragic aftermath of witch's broomstick malfunction.

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    Paul C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    99% of them would have ignored you . The other 1% would probably tell you to F#ck off ! I speak as an Englishman born in that great City.

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    Nea
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a researcher who knows the pain of lack of data even in today’s age, this list from 1600s impresses me.

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must've been one hell of a corporate team bonding excursion.

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    jburgh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, ha. Someone swapped the Jesus for a penguin last year, at the nativity scene down the street from us.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could be three owls in a trenchcoat. Or a Headless Roach holding up a mannequin head. You never know.

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    Mir Adwari
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pets are happy not to live there thanks.

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We once had a case of wine delivered to the neighbour opposite. He was a recovering alcoholic. He didn't touch it, but we felt bad for him.

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    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true for every country. What is particularly special for Britain is that they do the world's most accurate surveys.

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    vvv
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it the same lady that wished to be arrested ? After being good all her life ?

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or worse, someone sits in your prebooked seat. twats.

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    Thorsten Massow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in Germany, they would have left the pothole intact for future generations to explore.

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    scag$y
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good grief! This guy is something of a celebrity among English football supporters. He's called 'Tango Man' because he resembles a guy who was in an ad for the fizzy drink, years ago. He attends every Sheffield Wednesday match, and sits/stands on the Kop. Regardless of the weather, he sees each match as the perfect opportunity to set his man boobs free and take off his shirt. You can see the disappointment in his little, chubby face as the steward tells him to put it back on again. The funny thing is, this guy lives in Birmingham, and travels 85 miles to every HOME game. That's pretty hardcore support.

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you sure you're ready sir? You're still a bit tense"

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro if you're going to have a massive tat, take better care of your skin!

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    Funny-British-Humour-No-Context-Brits

    NoContextBrits Report

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For once this Scot ain't gonna point out that it's the UK instead of just England!

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    Nameless_User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like he 'borrowed' someone's flesh and wore it...

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    NoContextBrits Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So to make this deal work, I have to start drinking at 8am?

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