This Account Collects And Shares Out-Of-Context British Pictures, And They Are ‘Bloody’ Funny (50 New Pics)

'Tis but a scratch!

Just a flesh wound!

Come back and I'll bite your knees off!

Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You cowardly offensive man! Come back here and take what you deserve to get. I'll bite your legs off!

Monty Python & the Holy Grail

Daaayum! That’s a wicked burn, mate.

Can always count on the Brits for a good sharp counter-snark!

The actual answer is because we can't all afford quality food either.

Was it just a British thing in the 60s and 70s to have buttered bread with peaches and cream (the latter two in a bowl). Or was it just my family?

Because, in a lot of areas, the way of life was agrarian. For many, many years the American experience was one of manual labor that required a lot of calories to get through the day. The food has carried over, the agrarian way of life, not so much.

Aye pal

So. Much. More. Swearing.

It's like well odd, innit!

If it was British, it'd be called, "well, you don't see that every day, do you love?"

If Stranger Things was British... I can't help but think Eleven would have been portrayed slightly differently...

Yep, seems accurate.

Comes with a tiny Q-Tip to clean out the wax.

i'm glad tails isn't protruding

Not enough, frankly

Shhhhsh! He can hear you.

Now I need to find a friend whose partner’s name is Ruth and wait patiently.

Had a neighbour who's gf was called Hope. When she was away, we said he was Hopeless. :D

A while I reckon. That's awesome

"I rode out on my motorbike, my girlfriend Ruth and me. I hit a bump and she fell off, so I rode on ruthlessly."

That's ruthless

Brilliant.

I hope the license plate says "Watson"

Nice one. My all time favourite is still Sofa King, Low Prices.

The game’s afoot, or at least your house is

That's sad. I'm embarrassed for them.

"Do as we say not as we do"