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The internet world is fascinated by photos of “absolute units”. Try to imagine something extremely round and hearty compared to its peers: gigantic crabs, chonky cats or insanely huge hearts of blue whales. Whether it's animals, food or plants, things that are so out of proportion to its surrounding catches anyone's eye.

If you want to see it for yourself, there's a whole subreddit about it. It's called Absolute Units and its community has grown into almost 1M members over the last four years. As one of the rules there states, “Absolute units only. No normal units,” and it's true. We didn't even think things could get this big.

Bored Panda has compiled a list full of huge things you can find on the subreddit. And if that's still not enough, make sure to check out our previous posts here and here.

An “absolute unit'' is something or someone that is comically oversized. One Reddit user several years ago put it like this: "I don't know what an absolute unit is, but I know it when I see it.“ And that's absolutely true. The phrasing is hard to understand at first, but once you do get it, it can be applied to just about anything.

To teach people a bit more about the origin of it, Know Your Meme wrote that the very British term “absolute unit” emerged in the meme universe in 2017. A Twitter user @mrreptoid posted a picture of a British hotelier posing with the Queen of England. He titled the photo "In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit," referring to the hotelier. The tweet and its caption caught on over the following days and others started using it for pictures of various amusingly large objects.

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The phrase gives out a positive and celebratory vibe—you're in “awe“ at how big some things can be. The number one rule in the subreddit r/AbsoluteUnits—be nice, no reason to be a rude unit—show how the moderators try to maintain this pleasant feeling throughout the posts. Another one says that posts should include people, not public figures and no creepshots or fat-shaming pics are allowed. As the moderators say, “We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large.“

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And the Museum of English Rural Units found exactly that. They posted a photo on Twitter showcasing a ram and captioned it “look at this absolute unit.” The tweet is counting 103.9K likes and more than 27K retweets. Adam Koszary, the museum’s manager explained that this particular ram is the complete package, full of meat and wool.

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Pour One Out For Big Jake, At One Point Certified As The Tallest Horse In The World By Guinness, Who Crossed The Rainbow Bridge Today.

Pour One Out For Big Jake, At One Point Certified As The Tallest Horse In The World By Guinness, Who Crossed The Rainbow Bridge Today.

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"The Mountain" From Game Of Thrones (Actor Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson) Is 6'8, 430lbs, Seen Here With His Father And Grandfather

"The Mountain" From Game Of Thrones (Actor Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson) Is 6'8, 430lbs, Seen Here With His Father And Grandfather

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Other livestock is not often as large and stocky as this ram. To explain this further, Koszary wrote that “size and a solid build were considered key attributes by the folks who designed our modern farm breeds.” The farming pioneers took breeds and began to design animals to suit particular climates, landscapes, and production aims. In short, they started super-sizing them.

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People Don't Realize Just How Huge Moose Can Get

People Don't Realize Just How Huge Moose Can Get

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Julia Atkinson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Animals this size were common in prehistoric Europe, which is one of the many reasons I'm glad I didn't live in prehistoric Europe

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Caro Caro
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never realised they were so huge. I'll have to look this up. I always thought they were the size of ... say a horse?? Maaaaan.

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Rage of Aquarius
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mainer here. You're better off hitting a tree than a moose, I've known people who were killed by moose. They're enormous, and nothing beats seeing them in person.

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Daria B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The forest god from Mononoke Hime ♡ (kind of anyway)

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DennyS (denzoren)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where is Jared Padalecki going? (Is this joke too old now? I'm not sure)

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Nicole Sundquist
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Moose and Squirrel!!!!!! Too SOON!!! I legit just got done with the LAST episode today. Still trying to cope. Your Moose comment made my day though!!!!

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Don't Look
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't it feel like if you tried to run from it all it would have to do is take two giant steps and out-dawdle you?

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Dre Mosley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. I was in Colorado once and saw one. I couldn't believe how big it was.

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Id row
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I almost hit one in a convertible one time. I would have been pancaked for sure. I slammed on the brakes just in time.

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Unnamed Hooman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine going out for a walk and this freaking DINOSAUR comes out and just walks over you… oh wait, I’m Canadian…

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Jenn Ryan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was supposedly taken in Michigan. There is a lot of debate as to whether or not this photo is legit.

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foofoofloofy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here in Maine, big chonky moose are pretty common (well, not really). They can actually cause pretty serious car accidents.

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Robert Rohrs
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still don't know how large mooses can get since I don't know how large those trees are.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dudes! On a camping trip & I go out about 1:00am to pee. I'm doing my business when I hear this "huffing/snorting" sound. I turn my head and was literally face to face with a bull moose. I could not see the end of his rack in my peripheral vision, he was that big. I was trying not to freak out and just said "Oh, you're a big guy, aren't ya?" He just looked at me and went about his way.. They are f*cking HUGE!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agree with Mel. I work and live in Canada's north and they ain't that big. Maybe 1.25 the size of a large horse at best

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Marco Conti
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, they are really big, but you need something in the picture to give it scale. Trees don't quite cut it.

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Monkey Love
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was in grade school, the 80's, we went on a field trip and they had a taxidermy Moose. I just remember think it was enormous.

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Jaekry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I'm most impressed with this post. Looks almost elephant sized? Even bigger? Wow!

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Tee Witt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest I had no idea until I saw this, thank you most interesting.

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Ola Pe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s one if my „animal dreams” to meet a moose😍

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WoodenLion
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's BIG = and so-o cool lookin'. didja' know they are a prey of killer whales?

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thatmagicgaychick
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so glad I don't live in the range of moose, imagine hiking along and this f*cking mountain just emerges from the woods

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Sonja
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honey, I thing there is something as large as a house comming here

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MiriPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone seen 'The Ritual' on Netflix? Didn't know it was a documentary...

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Effin Fred
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bullshit photo!!! They are maybe 1.50x-1.75x a standard horse, and that's the absolute max the largest bull gets.

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If you're brave enough, you can look for absolute units pretty much everywhere. The fashion world is full of creatives who cannot wait to bring new ideas to the game. And the trend that has been popular in the past few years is, you guessed it, oversized clothes. According to the Cut, men's fashion is all about proportion. Noah Johnson, a senior editor at GQ Style, said, “If the Balenciaga Triple S is the piece of the moment, it’s all about being oversized to the point of ridiculousness.”

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And even though dad's sneakers and enormous jackets are very bulky, they look unmistakably fashionable. The “absolute unit” meme went as far as it did “not just because it was funny, but also because it hit a cultural nerve.“ Fashion world adopted it simply because the internet is where men feel comfortable talking about clothes.

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My Maine Coon Compared To My 5'5" Girlfriend

My Maine Coon Compared To My 5'5" Girlfriend

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So as you can see from the compiled list of amusingly oversized stuff, “absolute unit” can be implied to nearly everything. After seeing real examples of it, you should understand the essence of what being an absolute unit brings about.

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The Size Of The Bald Eagle Caught On A Trail Cam.

The Size Of The Bald Eagle Caught On A Trail Cam.

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Caro Caro
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WOW, coyote be like "nope" ..... Edit: Grumble O'Pug pointed out that it's a coyote not a wolf.

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#15

These Absolute Units Of Antlers On These Red Stags

These Absolute Units Of Antlers On These Red Stags

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Someone Said Cuddles Would Fit Here

Someone Said Cuddles Would Fit Here

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#17

Anyone Missing A Big Boy? This Guy Was Found Alone In The Forest And Is At My Local Humane Society.

Anyone Missing A Big Boy? This Guy Was Found Alone In The Forest And Is At My Local Humane Society.

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Absolute Herb Unit

Absolute Herb Unit

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Green thumb gardener. Fun fact…gardeners are eternal optimists, like it or not. Anyone who routinely puts a dried up seed into a patch of soil just knowing something miraculous will happen in the near future.

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Very Thicc Floof

Very Thicc Floof

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Basically Everything About These Baobab Trees Is Fit For This Sub.

Basically Everything About These Baobab Trees Is Fit For This Sub.

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Behemoth Butter Cabbage Grown In Hedensted, Denmark

Behemoth Butter Cabbage Grown In Hedensted, Denmark

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Absolute Unit Of A Tortoise

Absolute Unit Of A Tortoise

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#25

When You Misplace A Point Ordering A Drill Bit

When You Misplace A Point Ordering A Drill Bit

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Some Units Need Trailers!

Some Units Need Trailers!

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The Tallest Mallard Duck To Have Ever Lived (Since Records Began) Known As 'Long Boi' He Lives On The Campus Of The University Of York, England. He Stands Just Over 1m Tall (3.5ft).

The Tallest Mallard Duck To Have Ever Lived (Since Records Began) Known As 'Long Boi' He Lives On The Campus Of The University Of York, England. He Stands Just Over 1m Tall (3.5ft).

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This Guinea Pig Is An Absolute Unit

This Guinea Pig Is An Absolute Unit

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#30

Green Bean Dad Grew, Banana For Scale.

Green Bean Dad Grew, Banana For Scale.

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The Size Of Those Ears!

The Size Of Those Ears!

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#33

This 80 Year Old Saltwater Crocodile From Australia.

This 80 Year Old Saltwater Crocodile From Australia.

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Quartz Crystal Cluster On Display In A Museum In Namibia. This Is The World's Largest Quartz Cluster, It Was Discovered In 1985 At The Bottom Of A 45 Metre Deep Cave In The Otjua Mine Near Karibib In Namibia. It Weighs 14,100 Kg And Took Three Years To Excavate And Remove.

Quartz Crystal Cluster On Display In A Museum In Namibia. This Is The World's Largest Quartz Cluster, It Was Discovered In 1985 At The Bottom Of A 45 Metre Deep Cave In The Otjua Mine Near Karibib In Namibia. It Weighs 14,100 Kg And Took Three Years To Excavate And Remove.

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This Polypore I Found! Don’t Worry, It Was Already Detached And Wasn’t Picked For The Photo

This Polypore I Found! Don’t Worry, It Was Already Detached And Wasn’t Picked For The Photo

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if it was picked, to remove it from a tree does not harm either the tree or the fungi. Very cool find

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My Wife As A Baby. Absolute Unit.

My Wife As A Baby. Absolute Unit.

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Boy With His Pet Boar, Ca. 1930.

Boy With His Pet Boar, Ca. 1930.

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Tasmanian Giant Crab. Absolute Unit

Tasmanian Giant Crab. Absolute Unit

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This Absolute Unit Of A Guard Captain At Castle Hochosterwitz In Austria. He Is Said To Have Been 2,25 Meters Tall (7'10').

This Absolute Unit Of A Guard Captain At Castle Hochosterwitz In Austria. He Is Said To Have Been 2,25 Meters Tall (7'10').

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Largest Breed Of Chicken And Smallest Breed Of Chicken

Largest Breed Of Chicken And Smallest Breed Of Chicken

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I Thought That Was His Chin

I Thought That Was His Chin

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There’s A Moth Bigger Than Your Hand, With A Wingspan Of 1 Foot. A Few Have Been Sighted In The UK.

There’s A Moth Bigger Than Your Hand, With A Wingspan Of 1 Foot. A Few Have Been Sighted In The UK.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As long as they don't come to my part of England I'm quite willing to admire their fluffy legs

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#56

Nasa Has A Plane Called Super Guppy That's Designed To Transport Rockets, Large Equipment And Even Other Planes

Nasa Has A Plane Called Super Guppy That's Designed To Transport Rockets, Large Equipment And Even Other Planes

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Biggus Chungus

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#58

This French Lady And Her Absolute Unit Of A Baguette!

This French Lady And Her Absolute Unit Of A Baguette!

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This Banana

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Absolute Unit Of A Jaguar

Absolute Unit Of A Jaguar

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Absolute Unit Of Kangaroo Watches Over All!

Absolute Unit Of Kangaroo Watches Over All!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would probably pee on myself if this kangaroo randomly popped out in front of me from a nearby bush

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This Cow In Scotland

This Cow In Scotland

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Jeff Dabe, A Competitive Arm Wrestler, Has The Biggest Recorded Ring Size, With His Finger Measuring 4.78" Around. His Wrists And Forearms Are 12" And 19" Respectively.

Jeff Dabe, A Competitive Arm Wrestler, Has The Biggest Recorded Ring Size, With His Finger Measuring 4.78" Around. His Wrists And Forearms Are 12" And 19" Respectively.

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This Freaking Hunk Of A Beefy Boii

This Freaking Hunk Of A Beefy Boii

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Chonk Bear

Chonk Bear

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This Bruiser Of A Cat We Affectionately Named Tank, We Saw While On A Walk This Afternoon

This Bruiser Of A Cat We Affectionately Named Tank, We Saw While On A Walk This Afternoon

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's Mr. Tank to you. Mr. Tank will see you now!

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7-Foot Great Dane Is An Absolute Unit

7-Foot Great Dane Is An Absolute Unit

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever I see a humongous dog, I can’t help thinking about the size of the shite you’d be picking up in the backyard

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This Absolute Unit Of A Rabbit Definitely Couldn’t Go Down The Rabbit Hole.

This Absolute Unit Of A Rabbit Definitely Couldn’t Go Down The Rabbit Hole.

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Jellybean, An Absolute Unit Of A Frog I Got To Hold Today.

Jellybean, An Absolute Unit Of A Frog I Got To Hold Today.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are people scared of frogs? They're wonderful creatures!

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#77

Few People Realise Just How Huge Michelangelo's David Is.

Few People Realise Just How Huge Michelangelo's David Is.

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Massive Coin: The Biggest Coin Royal Mint Has Ever Made

Massive Coin: The Biggest Coin Royal Mint Has Ever Made

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else read the wording on the coin a mite too quickly and see "the queen's breasts"? No? Only me, then.

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The Hippopotamus Amphibius In All Its Splendor

The Hippopotamus Amphibius In All Its Splendor

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal (insects excepted - mosquitoes hold that record). They're cute, but they WILL frak your dren up.

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This Unit Of A Coke Bottle

This Unit Of A Coke Bottle

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope, looks great but was just created for fun with a dispenser jug and a label from a 2ltr bottle.

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This Chonker Is A New Caledonian Giant Gecko, At 14 Inches From Head To Tail, The Largest Species Of Jaco.

This Chonker Is A New Caledonian Giant Gecko, At 14 Inches From Head To Tail, The Largest Species Of Jaco.

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This Bearded Dragon

This Bearded Dragon

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In Awe At The Size Of This Penny. Absolute Unit

In Awe At The Size Of This Penny. Absolute Unit

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This Absolute Unit Who Escaped Being Recovered By Police.

This Absolute Unit Who Escaped Being Recovered By Police.

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#90

My Pigeon Named Bobo Is Very Round

My Pigeon Named Bobo Is Very Round

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Robert Bobroczky 7' Tall At 12 Years Of Age And 7'7" At 16 Years

Robert Bobroczky 7' Tall At 12 Years Of Age And 7'7" At 16 Years

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Moth At My Work This Morning

Moth At My Work This Morning

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Gary
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The tattoo may be because he's crashed a motorbike a few times and needs to be reminded which way is to slow down.

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My Uncle Made This Warning Sign For My Aunt's Kennel. 6'9" Brother For Scale.

My Uncle Made This Warning Sign For My Aunt's Kennel. 6'9" Brother For Scale.

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Snoop Dogg Breaks Guinness World Record For Largest Gin And Juice

Snoop Dogg Breaks Guinness World Record For Largest Gin And Juice

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Vending Machine And An Aquafina Machine.

Vending Machine And An Aquafina Machine.

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This Cotton Candy Burrito Is Truly An Absolute Unit

This Cotton Candy Burrito Is Truly An Absolute Unit

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My Chicken Sandwich From Popeyes

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I Ate An Absolute Unit Of A German Schnitzel

I Ate An Absolute Unit Of A German Schnitzel

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are usually this or almost this large, but at the same time very thin.

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