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That lovely German word 'schadenfreude' describes the pleasure that one gets in witnessing another person's misfortune. While we don't necessarily condone this slightly evil feeling, it can be useful in putting one's own struggles and unfortunate events into perspective.

For instance, it's Monday. You didn't get much sleep, the car won't start, and you're late for work. Seems like you're having the worst day ever! It's easy to feel grumpy and full of self-pity; you might even bring the people around you down as well, with your crappy mood.

However, one look at this list, compiled by Bored Panda, will immediately make you realize how much worse things can be. These people are having a really bad day, , and it's sure to be even more unlucky than yours!

Scroll down below for your Monday dose of schadenfreude for yourself, and sure your own funny accidents and worst fails in the comments!

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My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It

My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It

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So, like these unfortunate souls bestowed with bad luck, you have had a terrible day. What's the best and healthiest way to deal with such a setback? Psychology today has some basic tips on how to calm down, come to terms with your fate and carry on with serene acceptance, avoiding an existential crisis.

Start by setting an intention to be gentle with yourself. "When you're feeling battered around by the winds of luck, you're going to need some self-nurturing. Set an intention that you're going to be kind to yourself while you're waiting for the universe to start dishing out some kindness again."

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He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass

He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass

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Treat yourself: "A dose of positive emotion will increase your resilience during stressful days. Know yourself well enough that you have a short mental (or written) list of simple things you enjoy that reliably boost your mood."

"As a self-test, try to come up with five things now that reliably boost your mood. They need to be simple and under your control (e.g., "sunny days" isn't going to work since you can't personally create one of those.) If you find this hard, note whatever you can and add to it when something pops into your mind."

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Some examples could include: Getting a kind of food that you like that you don't eat that often, maybe lobster or some fried plantain! A good, tasty meal is always good for the mood... You could also book yourself in for a massage or meditation session on the way home from work, or yes, even a beer. But don't overdo it, because alcohol is never the answer to a problem!

#4

Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo

Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo

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#5

This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found

This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found

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Get something small done that's on your own agenda: "Positive mood comes from a combination of pleasure and a sense of mastery (feeling you're competent and can get things done). These both go out the window on bad days because having a run of bad luck usually feels frustrating, demoralizing, and out of control."

"Find something you can get done that will ensure the day isn't totally unproductive. It's a skill to be able to identify quick mastery tasks that feel achievable no matter what else you have going on. The more you practice, the better you'll get at it."

#6

Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly

Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly

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#7

Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found

Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found

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And finally, learn to recognize the impact of stressful events: "When I worked as a therapist, clients would frequently overlook or underestimate the impact of stressful events and frustrations on their mood."

"It's a lot easier to cope with one isolated incident than it is to cope with a series of blows that come in quick succession. If you're feeling down or overwhelmed, it can help to recognize that many of the causes of your stress are temporary, one-off events, or random incidents of bad luck."

These incidents are all just that, random incidents of bad luck. Life goes on! In the meantime, let's all enjoy a little hilarious schadenfreude at these poor people's expense!

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#9

Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun

Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun

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#10

Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers

Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers

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#11

My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home

My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home

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#14

I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This

I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This

Putting the clues together, it seems he pooped, got it stuck on his foot, ran in circles trying to get it off, and flipped over. Good job, buddy.

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#15

Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?

Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?

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#16

Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad

Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That impact test went well! It got hit by a planet and is still in one piece! That's a Job Well Done!

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#17

The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

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#19

My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan

My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was just stupid of the soap company! Lots of people don't open a soap box right away but wait until they've finished the soap they already have.

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#20

So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

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#21

Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover

Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover

Driver was taken to the hospital as a precaution.

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#24

Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife

Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife

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#25

Siberian Summer

Siberian Summer

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Chris Mugea
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can you stand 50 mosquitoes on your skin like that? If one lands on me I have to slap it dead. But 50?! I would lose my s**t

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DEAN THORNE
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never realized I had a phobia about mosquitos until I saw this.

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DaVo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe she's feeding off them. You know.. In russia YOU suck gnats blood.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anastasia Gruzdeva, possibly the only person that does not have a reaction to mosquito bites, she just gets little red dots. And would be the only reason she did this.

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criminalgirl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like being in the Highlands of Scotland - the terrible midge.

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Aria Whitaker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nightmare fuel...I am allergic to mosquitoes ...if this were me, I would blow up like the goodyear blimp...poor thing!!

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Apollo Jean Hyacinthe
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Russians face so many mosquitos every summer they just deal with it. It's not a look of calm, it's a look of resignation. There is no escape.

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Evie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ABSOFUCKINLUTELY 1000000000000000% NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Claes Gustavsson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's Sweden up north. Not kidding. That's why I stay in Stockholm.

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is she just standing there like that? Why would you do that?

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Flare
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She already tried swatting them away, but they kept coming back.

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Katie Hayes
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😰😲😱. This made me feel like I was falling backwards for a moment... Mosquito tornado.... .🥵

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Liz Mosby
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's like southeast Texas, except ours pick up small animals too.

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Daniele Giuffrida
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She now looks probably like one of those games where you have to connect the dots.

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R L
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be slapping myself silly trying to kill those buggers. Mental note never to visit Siberia in summer.

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Bored Fox
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same with Northern Europe and Canada - mosquitoes everywhere in summer if there is not windy or rainy. Best idea is just use some mosquito repellent on your skin and clothes.

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jleitner
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not commonly advertised by the tourist board, but I've heard that the state bird of Minnesota is the mosquito...

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Julia King
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy s**t, I'm allergic to mosquitoes. This could be fatal for me.

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are places in the US where that happens too—-mosquitoes the size of Buicks.

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Katie Hayes
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg nooooo this instantly made me itch and rub my face . Oh man this makes me feel so weird

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John Kamau
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey Everybody... I found Blood with VANILA in it... You guys gotta try one of this veins

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Leslie Parker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What! Everybody knows that you got to run and hold your breath at the same time. Predator level invisible.

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Sue Sanders
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Siberia? What'd those guys do? Crawl out of hibernation in the ice and then . . . (Or maybe they're not what they look like?)

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Liz Morea
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alaska nearly year-round. Only the ones in Siberia look like baby skeeters.

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Kaisa
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Other than the bloodsuckers she probably should have her birthmarks checked out.

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Mayson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the old times there was an execution for the worst crimes in some Siberian tribes: they simply tied the guy to a tree in taiga and let the mosquitoes do the rest.

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Ally Kaye
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHY IS SHE JUST STANDING THERE!!!!!!!🤪🤪😑😱😱😱😫😓

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Louise Stange-Wahl
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just ask a Caribou in Alaska..they get bothered by them so badly they swim into the rivers with just their nostrils sticking out of the water...and the mosquitoes still bite them on that very small area!

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Mary Rose Kent
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That caps it! I wanted to go to all 50 states, but Alaska is now a great big NO!

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Dany Pierce-Knies
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such calmness. I would be in full hysterical mode... flailing arms and all.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is she just standing there?! I would be swatting and freaking out!

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Steve Barnett
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe that when Stalin requested a railway to be built, which apparently was never used, the 'workers' i.e. slaves, only had to swipe their hand through the air for it to become bloody by the amount of mossies.

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Woah, Are there any diseases you can catch from mosquito bites in Siberia?

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Anne
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you can die from blood loss if they swarm you.. but I don't think they have nile virus, lyme etc (yet)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you are an answered prayer, God's provision for mosquitos...

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EVERLEIGH
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg! You can so get an uncurable illness and horrible diseases! Sucks for her! That's insane

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I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems

I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems

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I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs

I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs

I just moved in to a new apartment complex and I've been using the new swimming pool and hot tub. I usually come straight from gym, so as a courtesy to others, I shower in this locker room before I use the pool. I keep forgetting to bring a towel so I quickly use one of these towels on the wall. Yesterday, a stranger saw me bathing and here and told me that this is actually a room meant for residents to give baths to their dogs, and that the shower I'm looking for is in a different locker room. As he tried to hold back laughter, he asked me what I thought this blue thing was for. I told him I thought it was for bathing babies. FML.

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#28

In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour

In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour

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#29

A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool

A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool

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#30

Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic

Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic

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#31

A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On

A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On

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#32

So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head

So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head

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#33

A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil

A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil

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#34

Life Must Be Hard For Him

Life Must Be Hard For Him

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#35

Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night

Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night

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#36

The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room

The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room

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#37

My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving

My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

don't be ashamed by getting emotional, no need to hide behind a bubble-accident

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#38

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

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#39

My Roof Caved In Last Night

My Roof Caved In Last Night

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Step away slowly, close the door and pretend it didn’t happen.

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#40

Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break

Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break

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#42

Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids

Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids

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#43

Damn

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually a memo is issued if there are road repairs happening to the neighborhood. He must have not read it or ignored it.

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#44

Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It

Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It

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#46

"Made iPhone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, I'll Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law"

"Made iPhone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, I'll Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law"

Eventually he was pulled over and got a warrant for unpaid parking tickets. "Wasn't worth it. I'm an idiot... No more iPhone Cookies."

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a good outcome for a guy who thought it would be funny to troll taxpayer resources.

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#47

Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Min

Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Min

The office was filled with black smoke burning people's eyes no-one could breath. He basically maced the building. we were moved to the other end so we could keep working.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, this will happen when you heat/nuke ghost pepper oil. Now, you will have to put bowls of REALLY hot boiling water with lemon and baking soda in it and let it sit for atleast 20 minutes and repeat this process many many times and steam the ghost out of it before you can safely use it again.

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#48

Finally Brought My Girlfriend To What I Promised Her Was The Best View She Would Have Ever Seen

Finally Brought My Girlfriend To What I Promised Her Was The Best View She Would Have Ever Seen

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#49

When You Hit A Pot Hole On The Highway Doing 70 MPH

When You Hit A Pot Hole On The Highway Doing 70 MPH

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#50

My Friend Works As A Cleaner Here

My Friend Works As A Cleaner Here

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#51

New Road Was Not Sealed Correctly. The Result

New Road Was Not Sealed Correctly. The Result

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This does not look like a 'sealing' problem. This looks like a driving over a 'still curing road' problem. Perhaps the road blocks were not yet in place.

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#52

Can I Get My Money Back

Can I Get My Money Back

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#53

Fridays Aren’t For Everyone

Fridays Aren’t For Everyone

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#54

Car Park Barrier Closed Before The Trailer Got Through

Car Park Barrier Closed Before The Trailer Got Through

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#55

My Grandmother Almost Got Lost At Sea In Iceland

My Grandmother Almost Got Lost At Sea In Iceland

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#56

Was Given A Heat Sensitive Mug For A Work Meeting

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#57

Rip Random Pedestrian. These Are Dark Times

Rip Random Pedestrian. These Are Dark Times

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#58

I Lost My ****

I Lost My ****

...when I woke up. It was actually chocolate I've been sleeping on. But you should have seen my face!

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#59

The Cable Guy Installed The Cable Through Our Hula Hoop That We Left Out

The Cable Guy Installed The Cable Through Our Hula Hoop That We Left Out

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#60

Machine Crashing After Winning The Jackpot

Machine Crashing After Winning The Jackpot

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#61

Women's Pockets Suck

Women's Pockets Suck

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why femme fatale pull stuff out of their cleavages in movie. Not only is it sexy, it is practical.

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#62

Me, My Sister And My Best Friend (From Left To Right) At Our Graduation Trip. Fun Stuff

Me, My Sister And My Best Friend (From Left To Right) At Our Graduation Trip. Fun Stuff

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#63

How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered

How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He could have just rang the doorbell. I hope you managed to get a refund.

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#64

First Thing Monday Morning At My Shower Door Installation Job

First Thing Monday Morning At My Shower Door Installation Job

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of when we had new windows installed. Biggest window in the house (2mx2.5m or thereabouts), triple glazed and they dropped it putting it on the truck. Made a new one, brought it around, installed it. The installer then noticed a tiny scratch in it. He made the glass company make a third one. Of all the windows in the house, it must have cost them a fortune to make it 3 times.

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My Snowglobe Acted As A Magnifying Glass And Burnt A Line Into My Curtain

My Snowglobe Acted As A Magnifying Glass And Burnt A Line Into My Curtain

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fortunately, this malicious flamingo did not burn the whole house!

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Just Drove To Class Early In The Morning Through Pouring Rain And Shitty Traffic After Sleeping Three Hours Last Night Only To Find This. How's Your Morning Going?

Just Drove To Class Early In The Morning Through Pouring Rain And Shitty Traffic After Sleeping Three Hours Last Night Only To Find This. How's Your Morning Going?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, when I was a student, our university had this regulation that if you are late for more 15 minutes, you will be counted as absent and you can only be absent for 2 sessions for the whole semester or you will fail the course. I already missed 2 sessions that semester when I woke up 15 minutes before class. I skipped my morning shower, brushed my teeth and washed my face, had to pay more for Uber (I usually rode the bus which is a lot cheaper). I ran through campus with my greasy hair, rushed up the stairs because there was a looooong queue for the elevator (my class was on the 9th floor). I came about 10-12 minutes late, "I made it", I thought. I walked to the class while wiping my sweat off, only to find my classmates exiting the classroom because the lecturer said that she couldn't make it.

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#67

Accidentally Texted My Kids Teacher

Accidentally Texted My Kids Teacher

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#69

The Insurance Adjuster Fell Through My Dad's Ceiling

The Insurance Adjuster Fell Through My Dad's Ceiling

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#70

When You’re Trying To Put A 600 Pound Piece Of Tempered Glass In And You Hit A Tiny Piece Of Metal On The Corner. (Sounds Like A Gun Shot When It Explodes)

When You’re Trying To Put A 600 Pound Piece Of Tempered Glass In And You Hit A Tiny Piece Of Metal On The Corner. (Sounds Like A Gun Shot When It Explodes)

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#73

My Brother's Cabin (Which Is Now His Home In The Midst Of A Nasty Divorce) In Northern CA. Took Him 5 Miles On A Snow Mobile To Find This After Leaving Town For A Week

My Brother's Cabin (Which Is Now His Home In The Midst Of A Nasty Divorce) In Northern CA. Took Him 5 Miles On A Snow Mobile To Find This After Leaving Town For A Week

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Anne
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well.. he's got some shoveling to do now.. Good way to work out all the frustration he may have from his divorce :)

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#75

Got Excited From Far Away About The Motel Having A Swimming Pool

Got Excited From Far Away About The Motel Having A Swimming Pool

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t know what’s worse, going to a motel with a pool and being full of dirt and grass or a pool that is completely empty on a school camping trip.

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#76

A Truck Drove On Turf I Layed Yesterday

A Truck Drove On Turf I Layed Yesterday

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#77

Guess Who Thought The Soy Sauce Was Syrup This Morning

Guess Who Thought The Soy Sauce Was Syrup This Morning

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#78

Dude Lost His Shoe Right As The Subway Doors Closed

Dude Lost His Shoe Right As The Subway Doors Closed

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#79

Took My Buddy To The Grand Canyon For The First Time Today. Spectacular Views All Around

Took My Buddy To The Grand Canyon For The First Time Today. Spectacular Views All Around

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#80

Not Cleaning My *** With This

Not Cleaning My *** With This

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give a quick pull and the spider should just drop through the hole onto the floor and then scurry away. Looks like a harmless huntsman to me.

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#81

Car Crashed Into My Living Room

Car Crashed Into My Living Room

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#82

My Pillow Said "Washing Machine And Dryer Safe" I Open Up My Dryer To This

My Pillow Said "Washing Machine And Dryer Safe" I Open Up My Dryer To This

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#85

I Dropped A LEGO House I Built 10 Years Ago Down The Stairs

I Dropped A LEGO House I Built 10 Years Ago Down The Stairs

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#86

Dropped A Brand New Gallon Of Milk. As A Bonus, I Also Got A Flat Tire Today

Dropped A Brand New Gallon Of Milk. As A Bonus, I Also Got A Flat Tire Today

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#87

How To Make Me Spend $60 Ft. My Dog

How To Make Me Spend $60 Ft. My Dog

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#88

I Imagine This Person Just Went Straight Home And Spent The Weekend In Bed

I Imagine This Person Just Went Straight Home And Spent The Weekend In Bed

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#89

Someone Out There Is Having A Really Bad Day That's Worse Than Ours

Someone Out There Is Having A Really Bad Day That's Worse Than Ours

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#90

Heard A Crash, Knew My Whole Sunday Was Ruined

Heard A Crash, Knew My Whole Sunday Was Ruined

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#91

The Right Car Is Mine. I Physically Could Not Enter My Car. And Since The Batteries In My Key Ran Dry, I Could Not Open Any Doors But The Drivers Door From The Outside

The Right Car Is Mine. I Physically Could Not Enter My Car. And Since The Batteries In My Key Ran Dry, I Could Not Open Any Doors But The Drivers Door From The Outside

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#92

My Friend Doesn't Have A Screen On Our Flight To China Despite Everyone Else Having One

My Friend Doesn't Have A Screen On Our Flight To China Despite Everyone Else Having One

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Toujin C'Thlu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel their pain. Was once on a cross-country flight, and my screen was the only one not working.

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#94

Aston Martin Was Worth $1.5 Million

Aston Martin Was Worth $1.5 Million

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#95

Sister Didn’t Mention That Her Dogs Have Fleas When I Said I’d Watch Them For Her

Sister Didn’t Mention That Her Dogs Have Fleas When I Said I’d Watch Them For Her

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Toujin C'Thlu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better give those dogs a flea bath...and have a little talk with your sister

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#96

The Way The Corner Of The Table Found My Pocket

The Way The Corner Of The Table Found My Pocket

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Caridina Japonica
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you please post a picture taken by this camera? Should be an interesing effect

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#97

This Is What A $239 Textbook, Never Opened And Still In Plastic, Looks Like After Being Returned To The Same Bookstore That I Purchased It From

This Is What A $239 Textbook, Never Opened And Still In Plastic, Looks Like After Being Returned To The Same Bookstore That I Purchased It From

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#98

My Husband Works In A Liquor Store And Just Sent Me This Picture

My Husband Works In A Liquor Store And Just Sent Me This Picture

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#99

Found A Worm In My Lunch

Found A Worm In My Lunch

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#101

Today I Climbed A Mountain And Was Rewarded With This Incredible View

Today I Climbed A Mountain And Was Rewarded With This Incredible View

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Sami
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You couldn't tell it was foggy while you were climbing?

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#102

At Work We Had A Power Outage, $10,000 Worth Of Ice Cream Fits In One Dumpster

At Work We Had A Power Outage, $10,000 Worth Of Ice Cream Fits In One Dumpster

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#103

Bitcoin Mining Farm Gets Flooded

Bitcoin Mining Farm Gets Flooded

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#105

When You Have To Slam On The Brakes

When You Have To Slam On The Brakes

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you know the Citroën 2CV has it's wobbly suspension because it was sepcifically designed to transport eggs on s****y French roads?

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#106

Thought I Was Charging My Computer For A 6 Hour Road Trip. Guess Not

Thought I Was Charging My Computer For A 6 Hour Road Trip. Guess Not

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Shelley Jennings
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well it is an Apple. Would have died an hour into the trip anyway...

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#107

**** Happens

**** Happens

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#108

Our $1000 TV Just Got Shipped In

Our $1000 TV Just Got Shipped In

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#110

After Two Weeks Of Excited Waiting We Open Our New TV And There Is A Nice Gift Waiting For Us

After Two Weeks Of Excited Waiting We Open Our New TV And There Is A Nice Gift Waiting For Us

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Moriarty2
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better yet, we had our TV wall mounted before we turned it on and saw it was cracked...now we always check first...

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