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It’s amazing how a simple photo or post on social media can cause a visceral reaction. A gorgeous photo of a milkshake might make your stomach growl and your mouth salivate, while a gruesome image of an injury might make you wince from pain. But one entirely separate corner of the internet that tends to cause viewers discomfort is the classic cringe content.

Below, you’ll find some of our favorite photos from the Cringe Pics subreddit that might cause you severe second-hand embarrassment. We’ll warn you right now that it might be an uncomfortable journey ahead, but hopefully it’ll be a hilarious one as well. Good luck making it through this list, and be sure to upvote the pics that cause you pain!

#1

I Hope It's Okay With You That I Took Your Phone Number

Embarrassing text exchange where unsolicited contact is rejected, highlighting awkward communication.

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Deborah B
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't just block him. Contact the management where he works, because if he did this to you, he is likely to do it to other women, and it's creepy and potentially threatening. This is not okay.

Rizzo
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think there are too many people who "feel free" to do things they shouldn't do.

Tracy Wallick
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Report him to his manager. This is very, very creepy (and probably illegal)

FrostyJellies
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I felt free to take your phone number" That's some confidence there, pal. You're a real keeper, aint'cha?

Danielle
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to be in charge of data security in my old job and my *data breach* senses have gone into overdrive.

Id row
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I don't give out my cell number. If I give out a number, it's my landline. I don't answer my landline.

Justin Thyme
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Report to police. This is stalking.

Lizzie Lola
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Report this person to their employer!

ROSESARERED
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Breach of privacy laws in some countries...I'd lose my job if I ever did anything like this

Mrs Irish Mom
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guy at phone shop messaged me hours after leaving shop, was 20 years ago and at 1st i was like wtf but he gave it a shot so i gave him a shot and he ended up being my fiance, ex fiance now

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    #2

    Me Being Bisexual Guy

    Embarrassing text conversation screenshot about a failed romantic advance.

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    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ‘stuttering’ was the first red flag

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waddles up to you, blushes beet red looks away in embarrassment... why the FU(K do people write this cringe s#it 🤦‍♀️

    The Shadow of Darbows
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally am in life support from cringe rn

    ChexmyLicks/🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ..

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people do this?

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God whats up with these guys?? 🤢

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, never, ever, ever use this kind of way to talk to women. The cringe is too much.

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have questions but I don’t want answers 😅

    Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I burst out laughing at the "waddles up to you"

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    #3

    Not A Sewing Machine

    Chat screenshot about a Lenovo gaming laptop for sale with a sexist comment, an extremely embarrassing exchange to look at.

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    Jayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, a woman, reading BP on a gaming laptop. I think I hear sirens.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh...is that what those are for. Phew! I thought they'd found the bodies!

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: I don't wanna get beat by a woman with a second-hand rig.

    Twizzle Sticks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So says the new leader of the incel group

    Red Lotus 🪷
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman that sews, let me go to my machine and sew a burial shroud for this guy.

    M F
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been gaming longer than this chud has likely been alive. What an incel.

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me call your mama. She needs to come and bring some punctuation for her boy.

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, bro! Crawl back under that rock you came from - AND STAY THERE!

    Cassie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little boy, I've been gaming since before you were an inkling in your daddy's ballsack. Also, it's just a Lenovo, chill tf out.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just jealous that I know how to repair my own clothes.

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    While cringe content is nothing new online, there’s still, somehow, absolutely no shortage of it. The Cringe Pics subreddit, which has the tagline “when it hurts just to look,” has been around for over a decade now and has amassed an impressively large and loyal following. With 1.5 million members, this subreddit is the perfect place to go when you want to feel a little bit better about yourself, yet simultaneously lose a bit of faith in the rest of humanity. Anything from embarrassing posts on social media to screenshots of texts that should have never been sent, buckle up, because you’re in for a boatload of cringe, pandas!  

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    Although r/cringepics has been around since 2012, the moderators recently posted new rules for the group, as it has just “reopened.” Nowadays, only 3 types of posts are allowed: “photos of people cringing, photos of Spez, and drawn/artistic/written words ‘Cringe’ to take Cringe pics literal.” There are a few more rules to keep the group civil, such as no content involving minors, remove all personal data and no content involving mentally ill people. But as long as the content is harmless and cringeworthy, members are encouraged to “get creative!” 

    #4

    "We Swedes" - Probably Said By Someone Whose Great Great Grandfather Came From Sweden, And Who Has Never Travelled Further Than The State Border. Then They Dare To Even Lump Us Together With Little Brother Norway!

    Embarrassing conversation about heritage vs. nationality on a social media post.

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    ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather is Polish, i have never set foot in poland , but who cares! We poles are definitely Polish, it’s my heritage guys

    Bart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pole-dancing is the closest you're going to get to being Polish on that one :-)

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    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this thread turned into quite the argument. Really, everyone can be 2 things: their country of origin (My case, American), and their ethnic background, usually a large mix here in America (my case, mostly Tsimshian First Nation from Canada). There's nothing to argue about. Who cares what someone else claims. You can't tell me I'm ONLY EITHER American (culturally) OR Native American (ethnically), I'm both. Same goes for everyone else. But I'd never argue against someone else's statement of WHO they are or WHERE they're "from". That's their identity to claim, not mine to police for them.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s worse than that Jen; Tobias Reaper up there claims there are people whose “very distant ancestor that went to a country once and they go round telling people they are Irish or German when they have never set foot in that country”! The heck with their parents or grandparents being FROM somewhere; he contends people are going around announcing their ethnicity based on a vacation a “very distant ancestor” once took! 😀 And he’s the arbiter of who’s what, even! (Maybe BP can make an article with the story of how THAT happened!) SMFH. Where people get these clowny ideas, I can’t even imagine. My head is exploding wondering who Tobias has been speaking to, and where. (My guess? An asylum.)

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    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great, this again. Yall love to $hit on America as having no culture, then $hit on us some more for trying to connect to the culture our ancestors came from.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying "I'm _______" when you never knew any relative that lived there, you never spoke the language, and US culture is the only one you've known is just words

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    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which would the world rather deal with; The American who thinks the U.S. is the greatest country in the world and their entire identity is just "American" or the U.S. citizens who are fed up with "Americans" and really want to identify as anything else? Just an FYI some of us aren't That far removed from our ancestors who immigrated from Europe. My grandparents were born in the 1890's.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this c**p from people all the time. I was born in America to a British National mother & a Dutch National father. My dad has never been a resident of the US and my mom raised me between India & San Francisco for the first 7 years of my life. I’ve spent about 3 months/year in Utrecht the majority of my life. When I identify as Dutch or British, I get the “heritage” gatekeeping c**p from people. My paternal great grandfather is a national treasure and my paternal family is still involved in the operations of the airline he started. I’m more Dutch than many Dutch people and more British than half of the UK. But I was born in America so apparently I have no (social) claim. Side note: I think Europeans in particular have a very myopic view of the US. It’s only slightly smaller than (western) Europe population-wise & geographically. And it’s just as diverse and compartmentalized. If not more. Also, most Americans have family within two generations in their heritage home countries.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s semantics. Because the US is a nation founded on (fairly recent, 200 years) immigration and a melting pot of nationalities and because over half of Americans have family within two generations in a “homeland”, they use the national identity a heritage identity. When an American citizen says they’re Salvadoran, they don’t typically mean citizen of El Salvador (tho Latin America immigration is current, so many are/were) bit instead that their family, parents or grandparents, hail from there. When a person in the US says they’re Irish, it’s implied they’re not from Ireland, but their grandparents or great, or great-great were. America is young so it’s not logical to make the same equation in Europe. Americans speaking of ancestral heritage are speaking about the last two centuries, not the last two millennia. If someone in the US came up to me and said they were Polish, I would assume their grandparents or great grandparents immigrated from Poland, unless they had an accent.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Context matters. If the thing you are talking about is gene related then it's the genes not the place of birth. Made up example - a person is born in the USA from two Chinese parents. "We Chinese tend to have black hair". Saying "You are American not Chinese!" is kind of missing the point.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not just missing the point, but not understanding how ancestry (or genes!) works. I just can’t understand folks who go around imposing their cockamamie “rules” on others (“You can’t call yourself ‘Chinese’! You were born in the US!”). It just baffles me and I see it a LOT. Why it lathers ‘em up so, I don’t understand, though. I *suspect* it’s related to the feelings many have about gays, immigrants, blacks, disabled folks, women, poor people, etc. In other words, I *suspect* these people aren’t happy about people in the US who don’t fit their little stereotype that Americans are (read: “should be”) white, male, self-sufficient, heterosexual, etc. Maybe I’m wrong, but it’s the only theory I have right now. (I’d be delighted to hear other theories, too! ) Maybe I’m all wet, but it seems that a lot of the open hatred we saw demonstrated from 2016-2020 is slowly creeping outward like kudzu, devouring everything it touches, and enveloping more and more groups of people. 😰

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup it happens allll the time in Ireland, american dude told me his granmothers brothers wifes mothers step sis was Irish so that means he is aswel 🙈

    KariAdoresHerKats
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They claim it if their grannies grannies grannies uncles friend took a wee holiday a Bush outside Ardee

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    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My maternal grandparents were German and my Paternal ones were Ukrainian. I've never stepped foot in Europe (yet) but I'm proud of my heritage. I'm also Canadian, born and raised by first generations. Proud of that too. Why can't I be proud of both things.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who made that a rule? I have Irish and Scottish relatives living in those countries. But I'm not allowed to say I'm Irish or Scottish? f that.

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so many Americans have like very distant ancestor that went to a country once and they go round telling people they are Irish or German when they have never set foot in that country or there parents haven't either

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you’re telling me that Chinese and Indian people who came here from China and India, married Chinese and Indian spouses, had kids they raised to speak Chinese and Telugu, aren’t Chinese and Indian? And you’re the arbiter of these things? Tell us how *that* happened; that’s gotta be a CRAZY story! Can I watch the next time you tell one of these people that you’re pronouncing them “not Chinese” and “not Indian”? I’m dying to see their expressions! After that, can you tackle gay people? Vegans? Christians? Pleeease? Thanks!

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    #5

    Why?

    Man in hospital bed celebrating cancer recovery; internet comment questions reality of "beating" illness. Embarrassing moment online.

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    The Shadow of Darbows
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a jerk (the dude that commented)

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He beat cancer i bet in few months he can beat you too.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude that’s not the way cancer is treated. Your own immune cells are also trying their hardest to fight off the tumour with the help of treatments given by the doctors

    ChexmyLicks/🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hope for the worst for this dude who commented..

    Tania Minhas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the f***k off and live your own stupid Life!

    Belandriel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing is... I'm convinced that people who write such dumbass garbage already have a miserable life. Maybe even worse than cancer. And that makes me very happy, because it hit the right guys :D

    Shannon Hawks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the commenter deserves cancer of the d**k

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that's totally how cancer treatment works. /s

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    #6

    You Did What Now?

    Text screenshot of an embarrassing story about buying face masks from a goddess.

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    PowellSkier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just ..... wrong. Things that make you go ewwwww.

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 Does unread juice exist!? I NEED IT!

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg after reading that 3 times because i didnt get it but s#it there are weird @ss people out there 🤢

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I'm the first to admit I'm a colossal pervert, but seriously, What the actual f**k???

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now what's a Goddess? (Not the literal meaning)

    Kenneth Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... The guy walked around with a mask that smelled like s**t and didn't get fired, so I'm guessing it was a pretty high paying position.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the loser's tax 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The simp is strong with this one...

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking this might be a consensual a-typical relationship kind of thing? Like, you know, a kink?

    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fine on your own time, but don't wear your poop mask to work.

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    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k did I just read?!

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    I remember sitting in a movie theater in San Antonio, Texas, watching the Bo Burnham film Eighth Grade with my mother and brother and feeling intense physical pain from cringing too hard. As a woman who was once an insecure and sad middle schooler desperate to fit in, I felt sick watching that film. Knowing that I too had been in Kayla’s shoes was heartbreaking, embarrassing and unsettling. I liked the film, but I remember sharing immediately after that it was almost a little too cringey for me, as someone with similar experiences to the main character.

    Cringe, particularly cringe comedy, is incredibly popular, though. Shows like Nathan for You, PEN15, Impractical Jokers, Fleabag, The Eric Andre Show and countless others gain massive audiences through making viewers uncomfortable. So what’s the deal with all of this second-hand embarrassment? And why can’t we get enough of it? Alison Herman wrote a piece for The Ringer breaking down the allure of cringe comedy, where she explains that the two involuntary responses this genre causes (laughing and wincing) create a powerful combination that we can’t resist. 

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    #7

    This Guy I Met Knows No Bounds

    Embarrassing text exchange with someone offering to bark like a dog, met with shock and confusion.

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, just let me call my vet to make a neuter appointment for you first.

    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's going to be humping your leg in no time.

    Diolla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would take him in and put him on a leash.

    Shannon Hawks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems like alot of 40 year old virgins out there. real smooth buddy

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading this after reading Nr. 1 and Nr. 2 makes this almost look reasonable in comparison. Well almost 😬

    Boreddd(she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in the park with my friend once, she was walking her dog and some guys passed by us and one of them said "I can bark too"💀💀bruh

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But would you run away?

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    #8

    This Person's Reply

    Embarrassing pic of a headstone depicting a boy rising from a wheelchair, causing internet users to cringe.

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    Timmy Pillinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which half of you is Russian Orthodox? Top, bottom, ventral, dorsal, right, left?

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    RiotGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Heathen I think this is beautiful and the atheist guy is a prick. Nothing wrong with being an Atheist, just don't be a dįck.

    Juan Something(downvotevictim)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a ðick spans across all religions/faiths. The people choosing NOT to be ðicks are the real heroes.

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    HeavyMetalHeart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an atheist, I would never say anything gross about a child’s headstone, because I am also a moderately decent person.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an atheist, this makes me cringe unbearably hard. At the second post that is

    Alan Fallguy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a very verbal atheist, I love the statue, I deeply feel with the father and I admit there are idiots and psychopaths among those who call themselves atheists.

    VioletHunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it's mostly the atheists who grew up in some sort of extremist religious household who act like that after they freed themselves from it.

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    Christian Golden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make it a rule never to criticize another's grief.

    Angela B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a human being I find the headstone beautiful.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A true atheist would relate to the imagery more than most.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fück is a "true atheist"? Atheism is simply not being religious, which isn't a religion.

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an atheist, that atheist needs to shut the hell up.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an atheist, this heartless jerk does not represent me.

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    #9

    Elon The Edgelord

    Tweet exchange with a fantasy digital art, illustrating a humorous moment about a demon bargain request.

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not doubt the powers of the Musk. His powers to twist the threads of fate were made clear when he brought a sacrificial sink to christen his his first day at the headquarters of the now deceased Twitter. Yes, sink Twitter, the meaning is now clear to us mortals.

    Madeline Lambeck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also renamed Twitter X. I am not sure about The Powers Of Musk🙄

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    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    14 year old goth relationship goals.

    Hiro Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be their version of foreplay.

    VioletHunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've... found each other... I just pity their poor kid. His name will be the least traumatic thing in his life, I suspect.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny. Though in reality I doubt any immortal being could be as stupid as Elon.

    Karmageddon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Elon got hit by a truck, l'd run out to check on the truck.

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    Herman notes that the reason we respond so strongly to cringe comedy is due to having empathy for whoever we’re watching. We can relate to their experiences or we’ve lived through essentially the same situation before, and we know how awful the subjects we're viewing must be feeling. But rather than feeling joy about the sufferer we’re watching, we feel their pain too. There’s no schadenfreude here, it’s just second-hand embarrassment and laughter due to discomfort and possibly the relatability of the scenario. Nathan Fielder may not come off as incredibly likable or relatable, but seeing his interactions with innocent people who have no idea what’s going on makes audiences feel pain for them both. We’re so glad it’s not us, but we can’t look away!    

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    #10

    The Incel Community Is Having A Nuclear Meltdown Because One Of Their Leaders Finally Got Laid

    Text about leaving incel community with mixed feelings, expressing gratitude and starting a new life chapter.

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    Chronically Online Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone get unlaid? Because I feel like this is valid grounds to have this guy get unlaid

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a really toxic community, good for him that he's out of it now

    VioletHunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a "leader" in it so he probably did a lot of harm. Also the poor woman he's with now!

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't burn your bridges, buddy, you'll be back in the club soon enough

    Ayrendal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s OK, he can have sleepovers. Once the (woman?) he’s slept with sees this, he’s gonna need a path back. You can take the boy outta incel…

    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The profile pick is hilarious paired with the text.

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this stay eyernal virgins

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand anything they said.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which they would all do in a heartbeat if they weren't so creepy that even their teddy bear won't sleep with them.

    BPisaddictive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is an incel that is no more an incel an OUTcel?

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    #11

    I Can See The Disgust In The Waiters Eyes

    Two people posing with a cardboard cutout at Hooters, capturing an awkward and embarrassing moment.

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    Bobby Radford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who do you think is taking the pic? His mother, probably the only person who will drive him places.

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    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard there's an opening in an incel group...

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was unprepared for how perfect your comment is. It's so quiet here right now that when I laughed I nearly gave my sleeping cat a heart attack.

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would look with disgust too. Hooter is no place to bring your lady.

    Surenu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an in-joke. Nanashi Mumei is a virtual youtuber who is associated with owls. Owls hoot. It's funnier in context.

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    RenRenRan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how all these comments are taking this post seriously, this guy is specifically known for doing cringe things for the humor of it. He even has a documentary about what he does in his artistic process of making the paper models.... I personally don't think he's funny but I can appreciate the effort he puts into his content. People will believe anything they see and judge it on a surface level.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I love how all these comments are taking this post seriously”: Perhaps you didn’t notice there’s no context. We see a guy with his cardboard “date” and a waitress with a serious “WTAF?” look on her face. That’s all we have to work with. I had no clue what his “thing” is (or that he even HAS a “thing”) until I saw your post, but we’re all sposta know it (and have seen the documentary?), even though there isn’t a single syllable of explanation? It’s our fault?

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I would do anything for tips, Oh, I would do anything for tips, I would do anything for tips but I won't do that. I won't do that

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    #12

    Animemes

    Reddit thread screenshot showing extremely embarrassing comments about anime minors.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The likes and dislikes... wth

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was green downvoted and red upvoted?

    third molar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought all animes were inspired by cats!!

    Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah another normal day on reddit ☕️

    Spring B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this is a joke

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an anime fan, I find both comments tasteless

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As one of the majority of finding children mostly repulsive, that is pretty gross to me.

    Gillian Gray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to apologize for the weebs and to implore you to forgive the psychopaths

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    Actor and comedian Sacha Baron Cohen is another pioneer in the field of cringe comedy. From Da Ali G Show to Borat to Who is America?, Cohen seems to have no limits when it comes to making audiences, and participants in his shows, incredibly uncomfortable. Part of the reason shows like these do so well, Herman explains, is because “our vicarious embarrassment isn’t on behalf of a made-up person we then assign authentic emotions; it’s felt for real people, requiring fewer steps to a more visceral payoff. The same setup that makes these stunts so effective is also what opens them up to ethical challenges, though their defenders argue cringe artists only call attention to the exploitation others perform unthinkingly.”

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    #13

    Hey, I'm A Marine! Can I Get A Discount?

    Embarrassing text exchange about veterans discount leading to awkward Marine response.

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our group of Marines live and die by discounts, luck has nothing to do with it.

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Former Marine here. We make fun of guys like this.

    I heart Boo-BI-es
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this is embarrassing! Not all Marines or veterans are like this. Be grateful that you get a discount, I can't stand when veterans act this way. We joined the military and did our job while enlisted doesn't mean that anyone owes us anything.

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband says the same thing. He says "I get paid to be in the military. I didn't volunteer". He says it's like someone telling me "thank you for what you do" and they're an accountant or car salesperson. Also, the people who live vicariously through their partners (military) and think they deserve free stuff or discounts bc of their partners. It's gross and disgusting!

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    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making other Marines look like douchebags.

    Inclusion2020
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of COURSE this man is in the marines. Way to keep that stereotype going, dude lol.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow as someone who served drinks in a veterans bar 😆 just woooooow none of our Aussie vets ever act like this, be it the Vietnam & Korea era of older men or the younger men and women from the recent Iraqi & Afghan. I’ve never met a real soldier who feels that level of entitlement

    Binky Melnik
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    2 years ago

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    Ah; I think I found where the disconnect is. You feel that saving a dollar for $20 and $5 off a hundred is a great deal. If that’s the case, you’d think. Oat o shoppers’d be delirious!

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No store owes me anything simply because I served. Many places give me a discount for veteran and/or senior (usually 10%, rarely 15%) but I'm not going to be 'poopy' or boycott a store simply because they don't.

    Binky Melnik
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    2 years ago

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    I see three assumptions in your message, none of which was mentioned in this post. He doesn’t mention being “owed” anything, he’s not being “poopy,” and there’s no mention of a boycott. Why not just address what he said insteada making things up to complain about?

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    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand the USA’s complete and utter worship of its military! Every vet has to wear a hat so you know they served. Strange to me.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we don’t. Not only do we not “have to,” but not “every” vet wears one. I live in a veterans residence where there are 150 of us and two wear hats, but neither HAS to. One has an emblem of the Vietnam War; the other is a Yankees cap. Perhaps where you live vets HAVE TO wear a hat because their heads are cold? Are you in Finland, maybe, or Greenland, where hats are sort of a necessity to keep warm? In the US, no bet HAS to wear ANYTHING.

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    Prince of Darkness
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Marines: We're looking for a few good men (but all we can find are aśsholes)

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    #14

    Predditors Gonna Preddit

    Embarrassing post asking for songs about waiting for a girl to turn 18 on a discussion forum.

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    ChexmyLicks/🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Mysteria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually know a perfect song for your struggle! It goes like this; *wee woo wee woo* “GET ON THE GROUND! GET ON THE F*CKING GROUND!”

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Wop wop, that's the sound of da Police🎶

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    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woop-woop, that's the sound of da police Woop-woop, that's the sound of da beast Woop-woop, that's the sound of da police Woop-woop, that's the sound of da beast (yes indeed)…

    Pinak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great song called kill yourself by Bob Urnham

    Andrew Monroe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean "Kill Yourself" by Pussy Galore. There wasn't anything out there sleazy enough to offend that band, though.

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    MJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any R Kelly song

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶🎵 I'm a pedo, a pedophile, and I just can't date people my own age. They seem to think I'm a bit of a freak, and I can't say that I disagree. 🎶🎵 (To the tune of The Brady Bunch theme - you're welcome)

    Malfar
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    2 years ago

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    Pedos don't wait until the girl turns 18.

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    October
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Never gonna give you up

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 🎶" I Fought the Law and the Law Won" 🎶🎵

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    #15

    You Can’t Order A Certain Meal From Mcdonalds Because You’re Not Worthy

    Person holding a McDonald's bag with text about BTS meal and cultural appropriation; embarrassing moment captured.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know what that shít means...

    Rohan Naik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda get the first part. Like when your a kid and you want a toy for christmas but it's all sold out and your friend got it and they dont even like it and your just trying to hold in how sad and jealous you feel. The second part is a yikes.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The better it sells the more they'll produce and maybe even keep on the menu - and we're talking McD's, so 80+ % of the "special" dish is likely the same stuff they need anyway (vanilla ice cream, burger patty, bun, salad,...) plus a *BRAND NEW* dip/sauce/flurry swirl. Minimal risk of shortage.

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    李懿诺
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello and greetings from a career kpop fan. We don't like these fans, they're obnoxious, rude, and have the most ridiculous parasocial relationships with idols. Please don't think we're all like that.

    Historyharlot93
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m still trying to figure out why this non-Korean face-tuned girl is whining about how not understanding the significance of the sauces being “literally cultural appropriation and not okay”.

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    Nay Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, a quick Google search tells me BTS stands for Bangtan Boys, a K-pop boy band. Macdonalds created the BTS meal in collaboration with BTS. The meal consists of nuggets, French fries, Coca Cola and 2 dipping sauces, one sweet chilli the other Cajun. I hope that clears things up for people

    Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, I didn't know Cajun flavor originated in Korea! How dare Louisiana appropriate their culture!! /s

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No idea what "BTS" is or "stan" means, but I'd totally go out and order some just because.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd order two. Hell I might even post that I have no idea what the significance of the meal is but it's damn delicious.

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    ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a classical musician i should use this logic to say that you can’t listen to Blackpink if you don’t listen to Paganini

    李懿诺
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense to me, a classical music lover and a blackpink fan

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    nari.
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why i dont like bts fans and hide the kpop fan inside me

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I love BTS but I'm a middle aged woman so I have to hide it. ;) Kidding - I don't care what anyone thinks about me. I just like their music. I can't clean the house without playing my BTS mix, LOL!

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cultural appropriation?? If anything McDonald's doing BTS sauces is cultural appropriation /joke

    Kelly Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a BTS ARMY, we don't claim her.

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    According to Dr. Tara Quinn-Cirillo, cringe is not a clinical term, but it is understood as the “physiological and emotional response [we have] to awkward or embarrassing situations.” And there’s a wide variety of things that can create this reaction, “from being embarrassed about your or another’s behavior, being disgusted at something you have seen or heard, shame around past behavior or appearance or a particular subject you are uncomfortable with such as intimacy or physical illness/injury,” Dr. Quinn-Cirillo told HuffPost. This often happens when we can’t physically run away or remove ourselves from a situation, so our body does everything that it can to tell us we want to flee. 

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    #16

    Why??

    Tattoo on neck with parachute and wings labeled "Airborne," highlighting an embarrassing choice.

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    李懿诺
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an army wife because my almost husband almost is in the air force

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for your service... maybe... but doubtful

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    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is the type of person who plays call of duty and tells people he is special forces

    I’ve Seen Things
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you are identifying as an army wife because you are not married to someone who isn’t in the military?

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a millionaire. I mean I don't have the money but i think about money alot( cause I am broke). I know i never had that kind of money but i am basically millionaire in my heart.

    tophei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do you have a tattoo to prove that?

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    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a Spice girl member even though I'm not technically in the Spice girls but I'm a girl, so I'm already half way, also I ate at an Indian restaurant one time and they use a lot of spices. Also I look very good in ponytails so I practically look like Baby spice...so what?

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah that's not enough, you need a Spice Girl tattoo to really prove it.

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    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU DO NOT STEAL VALOR-- the Wings ARE EARNED not thought about dumbass

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the roasting he would get if he joined up with that tattoo….

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    My “in my head” Voice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who DID serve and WAS Airborne, this thoroughly sets my teeth on edge. It's called Stolen Valor, you empty-headed poser. You can't "identify" as military and expect real soldiers to accept it.

    SincerelyMeesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dated a guy who was obsessed with the marines. wore their patches on a military jacket he bought at the surplus store and everything. We broke up but stayed friends. My new partner is an actual marine and suddenly ex took all the patches off his jacket and went from "I am a marine at heart" to being bitter he never joined.

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    Red Lotus 🪷
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just gets worse after each sentence.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that on his neck I wouldn't recommend him enlisting ever

    Iridian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recruits who show up for bootcamp with tats they didn't earn WILL earn them over time in front of the entire platoon.

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a doctors wife because my husband once thought about doing a first aid course.

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    #17

    A Mom On Tiktok Who Gave Her Kids These Names

    Embarrassing comment exchange about kids' names: aveeana, storiee, verse, and mention.

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, please let this person be joking, yet I’m certain they’re not 😔

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have gone with "Chapter" instead of "Mention". "Chapter" and "Verse"...even better if they were twins

    Lisa Z
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would require someone who was actually literate.

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    iT's pRonOuNced - "Men-Tea-On"

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s pronounced “te-ah-Tim-eh”. Everybody gets it wrong

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never give my kid that name. He’s unmentionable.

    TamerSoup625
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why they gave that comment an heart

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next week they have a play date with Protagonist, Antagonist, Sidekick and Extra

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok Aveeana i have a bedtime Storiee for you and did i Mention there is a Verse in the book you are gonna love

    Boops
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever heard of that kid who was named Talulah Does the Hula from Hawaii? She sued her parents (because of her name) and actually won

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    #18

    Average Lol Convo

    Embarrassing online chat featuring a heated exchange about flirting and bad behavior.

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    PowellSkier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if "his girl" even knows their in a relationship.

    Juan Something(downvotevictim)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's planning something big to tell her....eventually....

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    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a wimpy kid hiding in the basement trying to be a man

    tw 72
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and clearly has no idea that a real man would NEVER do what he did

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    ChexmyLicks/🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i smell...*sniff*.. *intense sniff* i smell..a weirdo

    Def_not_a_snake (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry man, no need to use your sword. 🥰🔫

    Richard Michael
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously doubt she is aware that anyone has laid claim to her.

    CV Vir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owning humans is illegal and pretending you do is gross.

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    translated that stuff, it says "Behold the truth of the line"

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    Despite being uncomfortable, Dr. Quinn-Cirillo says it can be healthy to fight through the cringe. “Wherever possible, try and carry on in a situation where things may not go according to plan, try and remember why you are there in the first place and what values lead you to be in that situation,” she says. “Acknowledge how you feel, what physical sensations you are experiencing, notice how you are behaving or feel like behaving as a result of these symptoms such as wanting to leave the room, talk more rapidly.”

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    #19

    What The Hell Dude

    Woman taking a mirror selfie in a stylish outfit, with humorous comment below that went viral.

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    李懿诺
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *picks up megaphone and throws it at weird creep*

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    The Shadow of Darbows
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somebody get this person lots and lots of therapy

    Nay Wilson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that supposed to be sexy or enticing or something? Because it’s making me say ‘ewww’

    Marcel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not unattractive but that's not really the problem here.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It feels like I'm witnessing the birth of an INCEL. "I gave her my best line and she rejected me! I now hate and reject all women"

    TheMagicOfBeingMia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Picks up giant clock* IT'S TIME TO STOP!!!!!

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen, this approach won't work every time...it won't even work one time in a million. But the one time it DOES work, this guy is golden *pause* .....Nah, you know what? This will never, ever work

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, yet another master of seduction. We bow in your presence and are unworthy.

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    #20

    My Favorite Way To Shop For Groceries

    Man in a grocery store with pants down slightly, looking at the meat counter; an awkward and embarrassing moment.

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    Rob(erta) Roy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DUDE you LITERALLY have pockets you dumbass

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah see, if it were a woman it would be a different matter

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hes gonna touch everything in that supermarket so you be taking home @rse smelling shopping

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just checking to see how their hams compare with his.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hope he doesn't need to reach into his prison wallet when it's time to pay.

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step in line ladies! 🙄

    Stephanie Cunningham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugggghhhh...so many things in that store were probably touched by his a*s-hands.

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just need a comfort touch...

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    #21

    Rando Hit Me Up On My Dms Sporadically Over 8 Hours Even After Informing Him I'm Married. I Honestly Would Be So Impressed By His Sheer Audacity If I Wasn't So Disgusted By Him As A Person Right Now

    Awkward text exchange screenshot with flirty and discreet comments.

    longlostredemption Report

    Boops
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch, it think that dude just hit me in the face with those red flags of his 🚩 ☠

    kansasmagic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Discrete" = separate from other things. I have a feeling that, yes, this guy will be discrete.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Himself from reality?

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    Lizzie Lola
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think discrete means what you think it means

    Penny Fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be separate? Or do you mean you can be discreet?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist - Husband got friend to 'test' her to see if she is truly faithful. Friend really wants to earn that case of beer he was promised.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can be discreet, too. With my claws and beak that is

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    One thing many of us have a habit of cringing about is our past behavior and experiences. For example, perhaps you asked out someone you had a crush on when you were in middle school, only to later find out that you had a huge piece of food in your teeth when you did it. Or maybe you had a haircut in high school that you’d like to wipe from the memories of everyone you knew. “It can be hard to embrace elements of your past self that have association with distress,” Dr. Quinn-Cirillo told HuffPost. “However, if we can learn to ‘lean in’ to our emotional responses and memories and make room for the fact that our past experiences often play a crucial role in shaping our adult selves.”

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    #22

    There Is No Spoon

    Embarrassing post about a plastic spoon pinned to a board, showing leftovers and claiming it still smells.

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    李懿诺
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok yup I think we're well overdue for that whole rapture thing

    Moë
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the nut jobs leaving the world to the rest of us? I could definitely get behind that idea

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t realize that people actually did this 🤢 human beings are disgusting

    Nancy Marine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just so next level creepy...

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After that guy who put sheets with s**t on them on his face, nothing surprises me anymore. Disgust, yes. Surprise, no.

    Sigh J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing creepy or alarming there. Said no one

    Dorottya Szabó
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine what else could be on that board...

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope someone reported this guy.

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    #23

    A Tattoo Shop In My Area Post This

    Embarrassing tattoo on woman's back reading "Property of Justin Lamont" in large black letters.

    TastefulTexas Report

    Amy S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be a sign of domestic abuse. Links to helplines around the world if needed: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_domestic_violence_hotlines

    Ge Po
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it's not, I feel sorry for her. This is mentally unhealthy.

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the tattoo artist was decent enough to try and talk her out of it first. 🙄

    Anne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he got her consent on paper with a signature and cameras with sound to prove it. And I hope he also asked the guy to leave and then asked again..

    Michael None
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Florida school system teaching the benefits of slavery is already paying off for some people.

    Ritchat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will be hard to get a cover-up for this.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can always get a confederate flag over it, and when they break up she just might.

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    I heart Boo-BI-es
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's worse is that it's written in what looks like the same font/text that Disney uses??

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Little"... Hope she won't change owners, or she'll be in a 'little' trouble

    Mat Lang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha. New owners might want to leave their brand as well. She got more skin..😆

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    #24

    Pickup Artists…

    Embarrassing encounter at a bar; woman looks uncomfortable as man talks about games, unaware he is being recorded.

    Ger14n5 Report

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok Pandas, what is PUA and gen shin impact? Or am I better off not knowing?

    juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PUA stands for Pick-Up Artist (typically a man who practices "picking up" women with the end goal of sex). Genshin Impact is an animated action RPG (role-playing game) where you collect different characters, fight enemies and attempt quests

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She clearly has the "I'm trying to be polite but you're so f*****g annoying, please shut up" face.

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah ah ah the guy couldn't be more wrong... clearly she looks like she would rather be somewhere else, she would be more obvious only if she wore a sign on her head saying "I've just been noticed that my house is on fire, I have to go".

    Matthew Thompson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, he chose to ignore her eyes and her facial expression when considering body language.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She turned her head away and refuses to make eye contact. She is SO into me!" lololol

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a full grown man is talking about genshin impact, gacha, and… that oThEr thing… that’s usually a pretty big red flag 😅

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a middle aged woman who plays genshin impact - what does that say about me?

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice how her eyes are looking at where she'd rather be, not at him.

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 Wow, even her face is like "Did I pick up the dry cleaning? I really need to remember to schedule my next dental cleaning. Jesus is this a*****e still talking? I wonder if I can fake my own death but somehow still manage to leave?"

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are gacha games? I’ve heard the term gacha before but I don’t know what it means, I should probably just look it up Edit: I know what it is now, I looked it up

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup basically in-game gambling. Great if you like, terrible if you don't.

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    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The things women have to put up with.

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    With all of the social media we have nowadays and limitless opportunities to document our lives online, it seems that our exposure to cringe content is going through the roof. But that’s okay! We’re all capable (and guilty) of being cringe worthy, and it’s probably time we stop fighting it. But there’s a difference between accidentally doing something embarrassing and posting all of your deepest fears about dating on your public Facebook profile. So don’t be too hard on yourself for the cringey moments, but don’t be scared to dial back on social media as well, if it will help you limit or prevent some of them. 

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    #25

    My Little Sister Shared A Meme Of Andrew Tate Online And Got An Interesting Response

    Embarrassing text exchange defending a controversial figure, with emojis included at the end.

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    李懿诺
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "King Tate" had been charged with sex trafficking and rape in Romania. Forgive me if I'm not falling head over heels

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve heard about him on here but I actually never knew what was so bad about him, now I know

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He WAS arrested, and it wasn’t just for a few hours. He was in for months. Deserves to be back in permanently.

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On 20 June, the four accused were indicted on charges of rape, human trafficking, and forming an organised crime group to sexually exploit women. They continue to deny all charges and remain under investigation concerning money laundering and trafficking of minors - BBC news 20/06/2023.

    VioletHunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Begs the question why that scum isn't in prison already.

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    SparkleFarts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Andrew Tate is a terrible person

    Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think i threw up in my mouth a little bit

    Peryton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also bragged about trafficking girls

    Inglourioustmnt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tate: the Romanian sex trafficker and rapist.

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    #26

    Girl I Used To Work With Got A New Tattoo…

    Embarrassing tattoo quote attributed to Anne Frank on someone's side rib.

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anne Frank’s own tattoo was somewhere between A-25060 through A-25271, to the best of our knowledge

    Mysteria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That girl is the kind of person to cosplay Schmuel from the Boy In The Striped Pajamas

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That awkward moment when you and your Tinder date remove your shirts. Him to reveal racist swastikas and you to review your ann frank quote.

    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain still can't reconcile this image to be a human torso. It looks like a tattoo on a broken wrist. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think is the side of her torso, and on the left is part of her breast.

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    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda feel she would have had a sense of humor about it, Anne the person. She was quite a funny and quirky girl (read her diary, don’t just watch the movies etc) , but it’s just plain disrespectful for what our people and maybe your people too went through. I get it, but It’s wrong.

    Panda Mona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay i am out. These are all too hard for me. I am concerned about humankind now...

    ginshun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, that is a real Anne Frank quote, so it's not like this is just a made up thing. Now a tattoo of that quote? That's a yikes from me dog.

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. I like quotes but I try to find the name of the original person, Then Google them. How can she not know the suffering that poor child went through? 😔💔

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    #27

    Printing Out Memes To Affix To Your Truck

    Truck tailgate with an American flag and humorous bumper stickers, creating an embarrassing image.

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    ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro just admitted it’s a conspiracy 💀💀 and he’s proud of it???!!!! americans are you ok

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm of the opinion this person is a d**k and I won't apologize for it

    g90814
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a small one at that, given the size of the truck.

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    Prince of Darkness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% of the people who have a giant flag attached to the back of their truck are cụnts

    Helen Wood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guy spends to much time on the internet

    Moë
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When is ok to be embarrassed to be an American? (Asking for a friend)

    RiotGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since the inception of the nation. "Make America Great Again" ?!?!? Wtf when has it ever been Great? This place was built on the blood and sweat of the oppressed.

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    M
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I thought it was sad that an entire generation replaced critical thinking ability with trading memes back and forth and trolling -- but it never occurred to me they would start printing them out for the real world. Un-friggin-believable.

    Christian Golden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person gets up every morning and greets the world this way.

    Mat Lang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it make you less American if you didn't boast a giant flag on your truck or in front of your house? 🤔

    Shellbert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo does not represent all 335 million people from the US (I'm assuming he meant US and not all Americans)

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    Are you in physical pain from cringing too hard at this list, pandas? Please remember to relax your jaw and lower your shoulders, so you aren’t in need of a massage after scrolling through these pics. Keep upvoting the ones that you find shockingly cringey, and let us know in the comments below what your thoughts are on this embarrassing behavior. Then, if you’re looking for Bored Panda’s last article featuring the Cringe Pics subreddit, you can find it right here

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    #28

    Hey Again

    Awkward chat screenshot with embarrassing text exchange on social media.

    Ben-Drowns-Again Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's just going to be you and your hand for the rest of your miserable life.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The the reddest flag I've seen in a long time

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the flap pole can no longer hold the flag up..🤣🤣

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    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The incel is strong in this one padawan.

    October
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's honest? 😂

    Jennifer Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was a woman in the picture

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true! Men have two brains, but only enough blood to use one at a time

    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey again. Wait...let me wipe off my screen real quick it's sticky.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What gets me about this post is the timeline. 14 minutes from "hello" to "Nvm". And then only four and a half hours til "Hey again" lol.

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At that point, it would be time to stop being friends on Facebook.

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    #29

    I Like

    Embarrassing comments on a social media platform; awkward praise and odd questions exchanged.

    Powerful-Strawberry4 Report

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when chat rooms were a thing, there were a LOT of men (who said they were) from Nigeria looking for women to offer them green cards, marriage, and endless copulation. One day, I talked to a Nigerian woman. I told her I hadn't known there even were women in Nigeria. Luckily, she laughed.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man chatrooms were wild. I spoke to so soooo many people when I was an underage minor; that shīt was sooo inappropriate 😂

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello from prehistoric times. You ape? I don't like.

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like what? I'm eager with anticipation...

    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Indian dude has mad game. We could all learn from this master of seduction.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that much in common, it was meant to be

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    #30

    This Guy Trying Really Hard To Own This Girl On Facebook

    Embarrassing text conversation about Reddit ratings implying awkward social commentary.

    lxzgxz Report

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have taken this from "undeserved power trips" thread.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like 3 2.5s in a trenchcoat

    Paul Navarrete
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't place any value on the opinions of those 840 redditors without knowing if they are themselves 7s or higher.

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m confused, what do these numbers mean? Are they rating people?

    juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes. the "3" is referring to the perceived attractiveness of the girl he's replying to (on a scale of 1 to 10). and the Reddit thing refers to any of the various subreddits where users ask other people to rate their attractiveness based on a picture. he's saying "840 people online thought i was reasonably attractive, and you're ugly, so i don't have to listen to you". it's more than a bit pathetic.

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    Featherking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mother of god - the cringe reaction has taken human form and is attempting to communicate! Kill it with fire, before it spreads!

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of grasping at straws, but this is next level sad.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the person say originally then to get this other one de defensive!? Sheesh

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't you be a definite 7.5 or an 8 if you already have the "840" voters by now? This seems suspicious

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    The overwhelming appeal of cringe content seems to stem from its relatable nature. We all have awkward moments that send shivers down our spines.

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    As we explore the beauty of shared embarrassment, it's comforting to know we're not alone in our discomfort. This fascinating subreddit encapsulates the hilarity found in awkwardness, reminding us that these experiences are universal.

    #31

    I Checked My Tinder Messages At The End Of The Day To Find This Gem

    I Checked My Tinder Messages At The End Of The Day To Find This Gem

    luminabelle6 Report

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy who thought Salvador Dali was a country...

    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He seems like a chill and laid back guy with no anger issues... I bet she's really into him after all that... 🥰🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading skills are important at times.

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    #32

    This

    This

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that worked out well.

    ChexmyLicks/🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she does not deserve her husband i mean ex

    sdizzle85
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is Amanda? Also, her ex husband must be an Apple News writer...

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised that marriage even lasted that long

    #33

    Someone Actually Wrote This On Their Resume I Got Today, The Whole Thing Was 4 Pages Of This

    Someone Actually Wrote This On Their Resume I Got Today, The Whole Thing Was 4 Pages Of This

    shirubakun Report

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace "tuation" with "h" and I agree

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    boone williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I misread the last word as "goats", and oh my, how that plot twisted at the end.

    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what? My parent's walked uphill both ways for 5 miles in 12 feet of snow to get to school. They didn't brag about it on their resume!

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hire this idiot just for the entertainment value of firing him

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got that beat with a resume that after page two was 3 pages of formatted Lorem Ipsum text

    The Shadow of Darbows
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Human stupidity has no limits. This person has a braincell being taught by the people from the failed recipe post

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Otay, but are you proficient in Excel?

    BPisaddictive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many words to say "I cannot use Photoshop"

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad. Just very, very sad.

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    #34

    Cops In Georgia Bragging About Stealing A Guys Car Over A Dab Pen

    Cops In Georgia Bragging About Stealing A Guys Car Over A Dab Pen

    reddit.com Report

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small town police will also charge your possessions with crimes and confiscate them. Never let them search your vehicle.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’ll demand you exit your vehicle: don’t balk in the least or they’ll arrest you for “resisting.” Then they will “inventory” the contents of your car. Just get out of your car, lock it and put your fob in your pocket, and clearly state that you will not answer any questions without a lawyer. They need reasonable suspicion of a specific crime to search further.

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    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small town Georgia cop tried to charge my husband with possession for having Altoids in an Altoid tin. That Cop had only seen the tins used to hold drugs and had never seen the actual mints. They impounded my $200,000 truck for 3 days. I was beyond pissed. If you can talk directly to the local judge in those small towns, do it.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, $200,000 for a freaking truck??!

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Civil forfeiture" in the US could be seen as legalized theft by police: "Civil forfeiture involves a _dispute between law enforcement and property_ such as a pile of cash or a house or a boat, such that the thing is suspected of being involved in a crime. To get back the seized property, owners must prove it was not involved in criminal activity." - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_forfeiture_in_the_United_States

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a way small police departments steal money from tourists and make ends meet. It's theft.

    CV Vir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is illegal some places and should be everywhere. “ Civil forfeiture allows police to seize — and then keep or sell — any property they allege is involved in a crime. Owners need not ever be arrested or convicted of a crime for their cash, cars, or even real estate to be taken away permanently by the government.”

    Strings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called "civil forfeiture". And it's one of the worst, most abused types of laws on the books

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Effingham County? How Effing fitting.

    BPisaddictive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tell me what happened to doggo (or does it belong to Rincon police K9?)

    Miss Mali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because DABS is a very concentrated form of THC it is not charged like having a sack of buds. The charges are bumped up to what u see for heroin, cocaine and meth.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a state and federal crime to cross state lines with marijuana and THC products, even if it is from one legal state to another. Pull your head out of your a*s.

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    #35

    Hmu Btchs

    Hmu Btchs

    il4nesr3j Report

    李懿诺
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Lord Farquad if Lord Farquad listened to Andrew Tate

    Kristal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no such thing as an "anthropological subrace" - signed, an anthropologist

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same, I love it as a hobby and have never seen those two words strung together like that 😂 I even own that controversial book ‘human types’ and as racist as that book is, still doesn’t come up

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    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks perplexed by his own words. Like:"what the F did I say?". Also, lovely way of saying you're short without saying you're short (there's nothing wrong in being short, it's just funny how he doesn't want to write his height but the requirement for a woman under 5'6 gives it away).

    TheDag
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .75 XD dying at that incredibly precise measurement

    Thenatural
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Form an orderly queue ladies

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone want in front of me? I'm cool with all line breakers. Only for this occasion.

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck. “she must be at least somewhat mentally stable.” How will he be able to tell?

    BPisaddictive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alt-right I'd rather hit Ctrl-Alt-Del on this guy

    I heart Boo-BI-es
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice he didn't mention his height? But yet prefers shorter women..def over compensating to make up for him lacking in other departments...🤔

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when ppl brag about their IQ. I mean.... if it was at all relevant, it would be OK. But.... as an intro? Nah? I'm a gifted person myself but I don't really need to brag about the numbers. But I suppose that to him "gifted" sounds too happy or child-like and "neurodiverse" sounds bad? Also, may I just add that being gifted doesn't mean that you're smart? I'm not smart (at all. Lol) but I see patterns and solve puzzles of different kinds extremely well aparently. So... this guy could (if he is indeed a gifted persom) just be good at puzzles or remember sequenses of numbers better than average. His IQ doesn't really say anything about him.... other than he def ain't smart! Lol

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like an anthropological subrace for sure...

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    #36

    This Christian Dude Not Getting As Many Views As Other People? We Must Be The Last Days!

    This Christian Dude Not Getting As Many Views As Other People? We Must Be The Last Days!

    yeetsa-yasta Report

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arguing semantics is not as interesting as transforming your face using school supplies. Someone had to say it.

    Team Jay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump wears makeup, is "Christian" and has millions of followers. It's not them, it's you.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t focus on a speech from a man with that haircut

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James Charles is his whole own can of worms to be honest, but still way more tolerable than someone who wishes all the gay people to hell

    nari.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats cuz andrew tate is muslim + james’s video is older

    Buxom Brains
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Making Videos for God a thing that God asked for??

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God specifically asked this guy NOT to.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because the first guy looks just fabulous, while the other one, hmmm...

    morbid macabre memento mori
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl as a Christian I’d rather watch the makeup video, like only art supplies??? B***h I’m down

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to say something about that Christian guy... but I am too frustrated with his point that I can't form an actual sentence about it without feeling my heart rate going up in a not-good way!

    Coralinea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the video is for God... Wouldn't one view be enough?

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    #37

    30 Year Old Guy Doesn't Understand He's Been Ghosted And Thinks The Girl He Met Once Isn't Replying Because Something Happened To Her; Plans To Inquire About Her At Her Workplace

    30 Year Old Guy Doesn't Understand He's Been Ghosted And Thinks The Girl He Met Once Isn't Replying Because Something Happened To Her; Plans To Inquire About Her At Her Workplace

    cutepinkcactus Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never really knew what ghosting was until ... less than a year ago. A new friend I met stopped replying, we would talk every day. After a week I went to his house to see if he was okay. Dude said he was purposely avoiding me and shut the door in my face. I still have no idea what his imotionally immature problem was.

    Marion Vambre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry that happened to you. Ghosting is truly a cowardly behavior, especially from toxic individuals who don't provide any explanation and don't even have the basic decency to respond or take responsibility. It's really unfair. Unfortunately, our era encourages this kind of behavior... people no longer want to feel like they owe anything to anyone, not even a simple word to clear things up.

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a f*****g therapist and leave women alone!

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    #38

    I Posted A Photo In A Curly Hair Group And Got This Chat In My Inbox. My Ugliness Is That Serious

    I Posted A Photo In A Curly Hair Group And Got This Chat In My Inbox. My Ugliness Is That Serious

    No_Supermarket8075 Report

    Mila Preradović
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dis MF so ugly he has a drawing as a profile picture

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does that mean? Is it basically like saying female dog instead of the other word? Or are you just using random words to insult them?

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    EarthGrowl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, buddy, ugly is the person who would send that message.

    Moë
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure it’s pot meet kettle there.

    #39

    Rhymes With "Booming"

    Rhymes With "Booming"

    kabukistar Report

    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The age difference is not as big of a deal as people are making it out to be. I was 17 and Husband was 25 when we met. 4 years later we got married, and 42 yrs later we are still married. Given the percent of marriages that don't make it when the people are the same age - age is NOT the issue!

    Lauora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their age difference is not the issue here. It is how young she is when they met and he kept coming over. As Emmydearest puts it below sums it up. Congratulations to you both, great achievement on 42 years together 😊

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got hitched down at the Banjo 'n' Bible Bar

    BPisaddictive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, those are st. Paul's words: better marry than burn (yes he was a bit of a mysoginist)

    sdizzle85
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems like God only looks out for those that need an alibi...

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But hey Christians do not groom....

    saltypancakes (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that bad... they're only eight years apart.

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, a 17 year-old and a 9 year-old are also only 8 years apart... 🙄

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    #40

    Panhandler Patrol

    Panhandler Patrol

    wish_yooper_here Report

    Moë
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was raised to respect the police but damn do they make it hard sometimes

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is cruel. What heartless slobs these two men are. No empathy so maybe psychopaths.

    RiotGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These jerks, ACAB BTW, were bragging about harassing homeless folks. They kinda suck.... ALOT.

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    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The systems these people uphold create homelessness. They turn around and penalize the homeless for what they worked to create. Local law enforcement should be held to the high degree of sociological and psychological vetting that is in place for FBI agents.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFL!!!!! especially giving it to the Captain.....priceless

    The Idaho Potato
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    2 years ago

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    As long as they weren't veterans, I don't see a problem 🤔

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    #41

    Disney Adults Are An Entirely Different Species

    Disney Adults Are An Entirely Different Species

    Misery7 Report

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least she'll exit in style 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and he'll be free to find another partner. Win-win?

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    Nihil Supernum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On one hand, being that invested in anything is unhealthy. On the other hand, that would be funny as hell to see someone do that.

    DrKimball
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney is the worst. Almost as bad as Disney Adults. Almost

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney is a safe place for a lot of severely ‘traumatised as kids’ type adults, i may be in the minority here, but Mickey can placate me any day in to a fake world of security 😆

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don’t understand what world some of these people live in.

    TheDag
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too like to be so unhealthily invested into *insert fandom here* that anytime I meet anyone not at that same level of insanity I will REEE out in the best way possible

    Kristal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol that's hilarious. It's true though ... but no glitter, bad for the environment.

    maddie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get bidegradable glitter! That way you can be sparkly but not harm the environmental.

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    Kristin Burggraf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma'am, this is why you're alone... most grown-ups don't like to f%ck little kids...

    Magnion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for the restaurant crew they would have to clean up that mess

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    #42

    “Purely Out Of Curiosity”

    “Purely Out Of Curiosity”

    shrkattck88 Report

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not sorry. He's sorny. That's when you are horny and sorry you've been rejected while being a creep. But not really sorry, of course.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I be inappropriate? *is inappropriate* Oh no!

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't always match, my beard is grey with a few bits of black, but my pubes are... Oh, y'know what? Never mind.

    $enna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you just look at the eyebrows, you know the answer to the question.

    Kirsty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a natural red head with both eyebrows and pubes, no you don't.

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    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can literally google images this if it’s for genuine curiosity 😂

    Rob(erta) Roy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused, what does this mean? And do I even want to know?

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He asks if her pubic hairs are the same color.

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    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left is obviously a creep but Right was a little cringey... They seem like those person who have their eye color as personality, you know?

    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to disagree, My hair color was the same as hers. It was a fun thing that made me feel a bit unique. ( I had a couple - also my eyes changed color and not by the clothes I wore.)

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    #43

    This Weirdo Has Been Stealing Bags From All The Way Back To 2018 And Wearing The Clothes In It

    This Weirdo Has Been Stealing Bags From All The Way Back To 2018 And Wearing The Clothes In It

    reddit.com Report

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you who don't know---https://nypost.com/2022/11/30/meet-sam-brinton-non-binary-biden-official-arrested-over-stolen-suitcase/

    ChexmyLicks/🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im gonna have nightmares tonight so i guess sleep is scheduled next year

    Nancy Marine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy just totally creeps me out on so many levels and directions.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf are they talking about?

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl lost some luggage in 2018. Years later she found the guy who stole it because a news story about him showed him wearing the clothes from that luggage (easily identified because the dress was custom designed by herself).

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    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I've seen that person before. Use to work for the Department of Transportation I think.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this piece of cow dung. And he has not been charged?! Unbelievable... on second thought, yeah believable. No personal accountability is a plague.

    dbildbo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys a thief, but those aren't the same outfit.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is, he is also wearing a singlet or tee under his. It’s definitely the same kaftan though. And as an artist, you know your own work and particular if you’re affluent in the art world, you’d also recognise someone wearing a recently missing piece you spent possibly years creating for the market you want to be recognised in

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    #44

    My Aunt Posted A Photo Of Herself That Her First Cousin Just Had To Comment On

    My Aunt Posted A Photo Of Herself That Her First Cousin Just Had To Comment On

    JadeShade Report

    Red Lotus 🪷
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok Pandas, you know the drill: 🎶 SWEET HOME ALABAMAAAA 🎶

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    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We hired a (married) carpenter once. He was having sex with his cousin at lunchtimes because ‘as they were related, it wasn’t really cheating on his wife’. Reason No. 671 why I regret moving to a small town.

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woooow what!?!? That is super creepy! Did the wife not know?

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on Pandas, I get the Banjos out and you chime in

    Red Lotus 🪷
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a serious note though, why are most Western people so disgusted at the thought of dating/ marrying their cousins? Most of the westerners I've met can't even name most of their cousins, let alone have a good childhood relationship with them that would make the thought of dating them icky.

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    ChexmyLicks/🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    him:if u weren't my cousin..wait...thats never bothered me before images-6-6...77626.jpeg images-6-64cb4b0977626.jpeg

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your family tree isn't just a circle, but an ununderstandably weirdwired knot, ...advantage is, for any genetic defect, you only gotta examine one of the bunch!

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    #45

    A Message My Friend Received

    A Message My Friend Received

    fukkinfred Report

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This message has automatically self destructed.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like they don't actually want to meet women.

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A modern day Shakespeare, clearly.

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even read this one, my eyes hurt

    Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives me an ewwwww i can’t describe

    #46

    Hate To Break It To Ya Kiddo But 19 Crimes Is Not Something To Brag About

    Hate To Break It To Ya Kiddo But 19 Crimes Is Not Something To Brag About

    BoopBoop20 Report

    Rohan Naik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear if you ask 1/3 people over 50 you'll get something like this. "Kids these days music is bad, music in my time was great, my generation/I'm so great". Honestly desensitized to this sentiment.

    Carbonel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …..aaaaand when 1/3 of this generation hits 50, they’ll be exactly the same. It was ever thus.

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    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has been my experience that high IQ people don't brag about it-- dude sound very insecure

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People with high IQ are either too busy or too dysfunctional to rave about their IQ.

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    Penny Kemper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a wine. I mean I'm sure it's not expensive but yeah he's pretentious.

    ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bach’s Fourth what 💀💀💀 he didn’t write a fourth of anything lmfaoooooo

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually made me snort. I don't think high IQ has much to do with you.

    $enna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a k******d, like you need a high IQ to like a certain type of music.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bach only had two wifes. Or did I get something wrong? ;)

    Zach Heimann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the older bands too, but I’m not exactly what you’d call smart.

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    19 Crimes is nice enough but it’s a cheap supermarket wine, nothing to brag about!

    Becky's Display Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey. Snoop's Cali red blend is a dynamite $12 bottle. Great for making pasta while kitchen dancing to Get Low. 🤣🤣🍷

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    #47

    My Mom Was Texting This Guy Off Of Bumble

    My Mom Was Texting This Guy Off Of Bumble

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    General Stukov
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, not going to take the side of the dude but women do this. It's common courtesy to set down ground rules, if they are going to bed, say they're going to bed. My ex was like that. I literally had to carry the convo every time and any time am emergency happened there was zero comfort in my well being out the well being of others. So i kinda get the feeling yet mine was justified cause we had 10 years and she never could give a damn.

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    #48

    "Did I Blow It?"

    "Did I Blow It?"

    EntireLeasing Report

    Carlos Bergade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a man 55. reading these posts. what is wrong with men.

    Maria B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty standard stuff, I hate to say.

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    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that I hate it so f***ing much when guys talk about past lovers? I'm quite sure it's either one nighters (because the girl regretted afterwards) or girlfriends. Guys talking about lovers makes me think they are trying to sound grown-up, educated and sophisticated when, imo, clearly they are not.

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    #49

    Seems A Bit Extreme

    Seems A Bit Extreme

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    Strings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Military status"? "Lieutenant mindset"? I think homie should hook up with the Airborn" tattoo guy

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, they included nearly every word that grosses me out. But maybe it was just because they were talking at all.

    #50

    Wow That Is Hilarious

    Wow That Is Hilarious

    AffectionateFig9277 Report

    PowellSkier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think your responses are legendary, they're not.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That word may not mean what you think it means.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for him he's so easily impressed by jokes, even his own

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy thinks he's clever because Japan doesn't border the US, so he's really showing how he's so smart and funny and everyone else is just so stupid and dumb and he's the best and.... In reality, where the rest of us live, saying why you chose to spend your time in Canada has no real bearing on anything and they likely just rolled their eyes. But what I really hope is that CBSA cavity searched him at gunpoint because a butth0le this large is probably smuggling something.

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    Moë
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not legen…wait for it…dary

    #51

    "Unlucky" Luciano

    "Unlucky" Luciano

    DanTheDollar Report

    Alewa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe put on a different shirt.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And stop talking about your bloodline like you're a horse.

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    Sharkie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he has fedora... "I am such a nice guy!"

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The t-shirt clearly shows his gentleman intentions...

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ancient Illyrian bloodline - so I know how to sword-dance 🤣

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shower, shave, learn when a fedora is worn, get a better shirt, get out of the basement and go visit the real world for starters

    Phil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies, don't you just love it when a dude, especially a quality dude like this, says "women love that"?

    Maria B
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nono.."woman love that".. You accidentally said it right!

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    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've also never been kissed (I'm 24), but at least I'm not that guy

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    #52

    Guy My Friend Talked To For A Couple Days Started Posting Poems About Her On His Ig Story

    Guy My Friend Talked To For A Couple Days Started Posting Poems About Her On His Ig Story

    ErinJeager13 Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they say poetry is a dying art...

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either this is a failed attempt to a Haiku or the guys brain is just completely short circuited

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With creepy posters / there is one best solution: / Swiftly kick the balls.

    Angrywolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He writes like a badly written AI bot

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When brains were doled out, he was point blank

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    #53

    So She Is Saying She “Bred”. Like A Dog?

    So She Is Saying She “Bred”. Like A Dog?

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    Def_not_a_snake (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U sure it's 138 and not 1.38 ? Things like that are easy to miss sweetie ❤️

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it is easy to miss, especially with an IQ of 1.38.. 🤣

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    Bart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You bred? Who speaks like that? Enough Internet for today...

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woooow! Haha! What a silly goose! So she thinks that her IQ and some PhD-dude will make highly intelligent kids? Not necessarily, hun. And also, your kids may be born with a high IQ (due to genes from you IF you actually do have a high IQ yourself) but the kids need to be stimulated to keep that IQ or even increase it. Or else they'll just be intelligent nobodies. Sorta like you, I guess.

    RageHivewing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But still why are the kids getting yelled at for laughing

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What even is a bsaeh and why am I one?

    Maria B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she and her family manage to crawl out of the primordial pool? Reading this, I am not so sure.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    138 is only moderately high-- nothing to brag about, won't get you into mensa

    Lurking Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mensa's requirement for membership is a score at or above the 98th percentile on certain standardized IQ or other approved intelligence tests [...] Most IQ tests are designed to yield a mean score of 100 with a standard deviation of 15; the 98th-percentile score under these conditions is 130.8, assuming a normal distribution."

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    #54

    A Real Job Offer Of Acting Website Backstage

    A Real Job Offer Of Acting Website Backstage

    PhantomVHS Report

    Niki A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Looks for a shower because that made me feel nasty*

    Maria B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "female" comedy school? A large clown teaching "females"? Pies in the face? Why does this sound like a misogynistic ego trip?

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't we vote that AH out and he said it was stolen?

    #55

    She’s Had The Last Staw

    She’s Had The Last Staw

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    Angieeee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg the amount of times this person said staw was excruciating and felt illegal

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I read one more 'staw' I'm going to go scream in a bathroom stall myself. Alone, if you please

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's not drugs, or sex, why are you in a stall together? If you're watching each other pee, that's just weird.

    Inés Olabarria Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the bar and how big the bathrooms are and if they lock, you go with a fried so she can hold your purse, chat…. At least is what is normal here.

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d feel better if he was doing drugs or having sex because wtf are they all in one stall for?

    I heart Boo-BI-es
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a former co-worker...I still don't understand how she has made it to 43 years old? It does help that she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth because her parents have definitely paid way too much to get her out of trouble but seriously she is probably the most unintelligent person I have ever met..but anyway how does one think stall would end in a "w?"

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that was the last "staw" for me.

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aside from the poor spelling, this is a legitimate question.

    Maria B
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * breaks out the blow* "maybe this will help your spelling." Something.

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    #56

    Guy Flaunts His Bank Account In An Attempt To Woo This Lady (Found On Social Media. Swipe Right To See More Pics)

    Guy Flaunts His Bank Account In An Attempt To Woo This Lady (Found On Social Media. Swipe Right To See More Pics)

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Petty little men with nothing to offer only his money, sad

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What difference does his bank account make when she blocks him? Is that necessary information?

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    #57

    Yes

    Yes

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    李懿诺
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't imagine why no girl wants him. He's a catch

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attractiveness might give you head start for an introduction, but your personality is what's gonna keep them talking to you.

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me he's going to remain single for a while...

    Miss Mali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looke fade . . . Dumb is forever!!!

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personality is a myth. Lol

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guis is so positive, open and confident. Seems real kind and loving too. Can't imagine why he has never had a gf...

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude needs to go out more. Yes, being physically attractive gives you an advantage, but he could easily debunk his own ridiculous theory by just going outside and looking at regular people on the train, you will see plenty of ugly men (and women) who are married or dating. It's just simply not true that you can't find a partner if you're ugly. But I do also feel for him a bit, it IS hard if you really want a partner and just can't get anyone to like you, that must a really painful experience for him. I really hope someone in his circle can talk some sense into him and help him become a likable person with a healthy view, so that he too can find a partner.

    #58

    There Are A Ton Of Scammers On Fb Marketplace And When This Lady Asked For My Phone Number I Assumed She Was One And Sent A Rude Response. Turns Out She Is A Real Person And Knows My Mom. She Blocked Me

    There Are A Ton Of Scammers On Fb Marketplace And When This Lady Asked For My Phone Number I Assumed She Was One And Sent A Rude Response. Turns Out She Is A Real Person And Knows My Mom. She Blocked Me

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops. But yeah, marketplace is taken over by scammers

    #59

    I Made The Mistake Of Requesting A Quote For A Service, And Now This Salesperson Pitifully Nags Me Every Other Day

    I Made The Mistake Of Requesting A Quote For A Service, And Now This Salesperson Pitifully Nags Me Every Other Day

    100aozach Report

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get these all the time at work. I never even contacted the people sending me random meeting invites to discuss things that have nothing to do with me or my role. I just ignore them and eventually block them

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had to contact HR at a company because one of their staff members was doing something like this. She was emailing constantly and also leaving me several (weird) voicemails a day. It was starting to become unhinged and creepy. I threatened to get the police involved if I ever heard from her again. Thankfully she stopped. I'm guessing they fired her or gave her a different job that didn't involve speaking with other people.

    sheetzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I have gotten messages like this before. Nothing makes me want to use your product less that your passive aggressive whining about how your time is important or some nonsense

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    #60

    Do I Even Need To Say Anything

    Do I Even Need To Say Anything

    brys777 Report

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had two cousins who dated for a while. They started flirting at their grandfather’s wake (after his funeral). Not something I’d be comfortable doing, but hey, you do you… or your cousin…

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sun is rising, the birds are chirping, the banjos are twanging.

    Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys my cousins cousin got married to her other cousin and it was weird. I can't believe this actually happens like it's your family? How can you fall in love with your freaking cousin?

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    #61

    I Feel Like There's An Awful Story Behind This

    I Feel Like There's An Awful Story Behind This

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    Strings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I HAVE seen teen girls planning on going to a local bar with the stated purpose of "getting some guy in trouble".

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and on different threads we HAVE seen girls lying about their age to sleep with older guys. There was even that story where the girl's dad filed rape charges against a dude in his 20s even after the daughter admitted that she lied about her age. She told him she was 18, he believed her. She was 16. His life is ruined.

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    #63

    "Sorry, I Don't Make The Rules."

    "Sorry, I Don't Make The Rules."

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    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. But only if you're well groomed, intelligent and kind to all people.

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    李懿诺
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoops, guess im a lesbian. Oh no. However could it have come to this?

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impressive vascularity, clearly she's been pumping blood.

    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unironically gay? As compared to what, ironically gay?

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess thinking she´s stunning makes me gay ;) fair, cause i am a woman too.

    Synthfox (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing I don't find people attractive.

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares about her body? I don´t know If I could ever date somebody wearing this ridiculous pants...

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    #64

    Friend Sent This To Me Because The Girl He Was Texting Stopped Talking To Him After He Sent This

    Friend Sent This To Me Because The Girl He Was Texting Stopped Talking To Him After He Sent This

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    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It hurts my head to try to make any sense of this

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    drunk texting-- a whole new language

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is gonna give people who studied philosophy major flashbacks to those old-school pilosophy books where 1 sentence spans multiple pages. Please use some periods, just once in a while.

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So person is telling the girl that she is pretty on the outside but he's not sure what goes on inside of her? And also, punctuation. Please. If not for the long rambling message then the lack of punctuation and the annoying ways to shorten the words is the reason she stoppes replying.

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you try to add punctuation, it doesn’t help much!

    I heart Boo-BI-es
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I am not a fan of grammar/writing the English language properly.English was my least favorite class in school, but even I have an extremely hard time reading this extraordinarily long run on sentence.

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rambling self indulgent nonsense. This looks just like Mein Kampf.

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    #65

    I've Had The Stomach Flu For A Week But This Guy From Tinder Doesn't Understand That I Don't Feel Like Hanging Out Or Taking Edibles

    I've Had The Stomach Flu For A Week But This Guy From Tinder Doesn't Understand That I Don't Feel Like Hanging Out Or Taking Edibles

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    #66

    On My Yoga Facebook Group, This Woman Keeps "Slipping Nugs."

    On My Yoga Facebook Group, This Woman Keeps "Slipping Nugs."

    anxiousreader2 Report

    Enuya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it a somewhat common problem for middle-aged and older women? Making fun of someone because of it is just mean. Yep, posting this on facebook wasn't a smart move but at least it is somewhat connected to the group topic and maybe she legit thought that someone will be able to help her.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you kidding??? As a middle aged woman I can confirm that this is NOT a common problem. How old do you think we actually are? LOL! I'm pushing 50 - it's not quite time for me to be buying adult diapers yet. Unless you have a medical condition women are not just pooping their pants on a regular basis.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a serious issue, but maybe not something to post on Instagram

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe go to the bathroom first... oh and SEE YOUR DOCTOR.

    Phil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, asked a yoga-instructor friend. Certain poses can... AT NO TIME SHOULD POO COME OUT! SEE A DOCTOR!

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is NOT what I was expecting that word to mean. Maybe keep those kind of things to yourself?

    Samantha Gallison
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should probably get that checked....

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person should go an consult a doctor. Could be a series of things.... and a whole lot of them can be treated or at least improving the situation.

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    #67

    “Sit On My Lap So I Can Take A Dramatic Reenactment Photo Of Us When We Heard Charges Were Dropped”

    “Sit On My Lap So I Can Take A Dramatic Reenactment Photo Of Us When We Heard Charges Were Dropped”

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes her look like a severely oversized child

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alec Baldwin was accidently given a loaded gun on set, ended in the death of an attractive, young white lady. While it was very obviously a tragedy, the anti-hollywood conservatives took this as an opportunity to attack an already very traumatized and depressed Alec. The conservative crazies label anything that conflicts with their world narrative as being staged. This is a heart wrenching moment dismissed by people who want to hate.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be clear. Not all conservatives are crazy, but if you wanted Alec to be charged with murder for a mistake made by the crew, just to send a message. You are crazy.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a totally unnatural photo. How conceited do you have to be to think people want to see junk like this?

    ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not entirely sure what happened with the Alec Baldwin thing but i’m not sure how to feel about any of it

    Anne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safety people took the prop gun for a real round, missed there was a life bullet in it, he shot it (for filming purposes) - killed a woman. As far as I know thats the short of it.

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww what? Whats wrong with your wife sitting on your lap?

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    Josh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives me creepy Santa vibes?

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baldwin can be a prick. I still like him and applauded the legal system exonerating him of his charges. He wasn't responsible for an accidental shooting on set. His wife is a liar, though.

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    #68

    Apparently Being Old And Maybe Having Hearing Problems Will Make You Undeserving Of Help…

    Apparently Being Old And Maybe Having Hearing Problems Will Make You Undeserving Of Help…

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    Alex Luiz
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh poor lady. To make anyone who read this feel better: I was in a shop, and a woman came in. She was old and bedraggled -looking, wearing a massive coat even though it was warm. She smelled a bit funky. She was talking to herself and looked a bit distressed. The member of staff behind the counter came round to talk to her. The other member of staff went and got her a chair and some water. A customer gently encouraged her to take her coat off. I don't know what happened next,but it restored my faith in humanity.

    Miss Mali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank u for posting this and restoring my faith in peoples capacity for kindness . . .

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person deserves more downvotes then they got

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think this person knows there being incredibly rude to this older woman, entitled little @rsehole of a person

    Jaya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was an old woman, so there's quite a high chance that she didn't realize how loud she was talking. When people get really old and start to become hard of hearing, or their hearing aids aren't working properly, they often don't realize how incredibly loud they're talking.

    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is possible she was speaking so loudly because she may have been hard of hearing. Many people who are hoh tend to raise their voices and not realize how loud they are to most of the hearing population. Before posting shìt on the internet try educating yourself a little bit.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, customer service at its finest.....

    Dani M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never, ever be a d**k, especially to an older person. but talking loudly on the phone in shops, trains etc. is something i despise. i always hang up before getting in and call back, because no one needs to hear personal convos. even about toaster ovens.

    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in retail management for many years in musical instrument sales. Each person who came in the door was treated equally. No judging on race, culture, disability or age. To quote Jim Jeffries: "We can all do better."

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    #69

    My Dude Just Stop

    My Dude Just Stop

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a pervert who got a boner because the other person texted that they don't like to drink alone and need to get up early.

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    cadena kuhn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blessings sometimes used for boobs

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    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the thought that counts man. i dont think its cringe. i think its good that she apprectiates future husband trying his best and not saying something else about it

    RiotGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, way to yuck someone's yum. Not cool. This is sweet. People need to stop being ungrateful and appreciate the little moments.

    Ann T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would feel spoiled if someone cooked for me.

    David Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's a breakfast you enjoy, and he made it for you so you won't have to make it yourself, that's not sad at all, it's pretty sweet and thoughtful. A friend I was staying with on vacation once made me Mac & cheese and fish sticks for dinner...not her favorite, but she knew I loved both, so that's what she made. One of my best memories with her, great appreciated, even if it wasn't glamorous food. TL:DR...it's the thought and the gesture, absolutely

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t hate. Appreciate.

    ChexmyLicks/🇯🇵
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its better than giving u 1 bean for breakfast

    Becky's Display Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't care WHAT my guy made me for breakfast. The fact of the matter is he did it.

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