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Every parent wants their kids to regard them with love, respect and admiration. But sometimes, no matter how hard you try, your little bundle of joy is going to think you're an asshole. It's inevitable. The only question is why. And as you can see from these pictures found on a hilarious Instagram account called - you guessed it - assholeparents, kids are likely to hate you for the most unexpected of reasons. Can't grow bananas in the garden? You're an asshole. Won't let your kid eat your deodorant? Asshole. Can't make the waves stop? Major asshole. Whoever said that parenting was easy? Oh, that's right. Nobody.
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#1
When Your Parents Take You To Meet The President #thanksobama
Kim Kelly 9 years ago
Like "Wow. Did I really just make this child collapse...?" XD
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Sheryl Hart 9 years ago
And the people making the remarks that they would cry too if they had to meet Obama...of course, because they are big babies themselves.
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#2
Her Shadow Was Following Her. And I Did Nothing About It. So I'm An #assholeparent
Geek In the Blue Toolbox 9 years ago
You are a horrible parent, she was trying to run away from the Vashta Nerada!!!!
Sam Thorne 9 years ago
See all this light shining on you? When it shines on you, it's all yours, so it can't shine on anything behind you, and that darkness behind you is where it can't shine. It's your shadow, and it's all yours too. There, was that so hard? (Some other little girl's grandpa asks.)
#3
I Accidentally Called Her By Her Real Name, Instead Of, "elsa." Now I'm An #assholeparent
SapphireDolphin10 9 years ago
Let it go, let it go, your names not really Elsaaaaaaaa! Let it go, let it go or else Anna will feel left outttttttttt!
maggiemoonbeam 9 years ago
Um, Jessica, she was playing dress-up. Didn't you ever dress up and pretend to be something or somebody else? What's wrong with calling your daughter Cinderella if she's dressed up in a foofy pink dress and "glass slippers." This little girl is enamored of the Disney movie Frozen (I think) and is pretending to be Elsa. Still think it was an a*****e thing?
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I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Goat Poop
Geek In the Blue Toolbox 9 years ago
Are you sure they were not Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans?
Pemberton 9 years ago
I don't remember poop flavour, but for sure they have vomit flavour. It did taste like vomit.
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Комар Комар 5 years ago
You are an asshole because you did not get M&Ms or Skittles instead. :D
meow point1 9 years ago
This is such a funny post, only I hate the word "A**hole". I'd rather they'd used a word like "dumb" or "whoops", but that's just me.
#5
Told Him We Cannot Grow Bananas In Our Garden Because We Live In Sweden, So I'm An #assholeparent
xllien@seznam.cz 9 years ago
I like the baby Caterpillar shrub in the back though, if you can grow those...sky is the limit:)
Zsófi Kovács 9 years ago
the famous swedish banana! :D I think it's about the weather or something... ;)
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#6
Mother's Day 2015. I'm The #assholeparent Because I Didn't Get Her A Mother's Day Present
Cynthia Morrow 9 years ago
My Daughter thought a Parade should come out for her too! (-: (same year). (-:
Sam Thorne 9 years ago
"What do you want for Mother's Day?" (Brightens suddenly.) "My own baby!"
Michelle quehl 9 years ago
That's just so cute lol. My hubby has a niece that got mad because there was no money in her mother's bank account and in her mind you just stick the card in and out pops money
Cherie 9 years ago
Little reminders that she wasn't a perfect child will give her perspective when she's a teen.
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He Couldn't Go Backwards Up The Hill, Gravity Wouldn't Allow That, So I'm The #assholeparent
Liz Miller 9 years ago
Hey, I'm a 30 year old and I still think gravity sucks. Join the club little bro ????
maggiemoonbeam 9 years ago
Tell him he has to go talk to Auntie Gravity and see if she can help him!
#8
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Won't Let Him Ride The Dog Like A Horse
#9
I Wouldn't Let Him Run Around The Restaurant With A Knife, So I'm An #assholeparent
#10
I'm An #assholeparent Because The Waves Were Too Strong And I Couldn't Make Them Stop
Santiago Fontainhas 9 years ago
she´s thinking:"whats the point of having a dad that cant stop waves??"
Linda Corfee 9 years ago
Can she swim yet ,probably not .U didn't have to be looking for her in Davy Jones locker, did you.
Symon Riedstra 9 years ago
Most of all, they are #assghole parents because they put pics of their kids on the internet in what they think now are hilarious situations but in future might have negative impacts on their lives, and as we all know, once put on-line, always on-line
#11
I Am An #assholeparent Because I Made Her Go To Story Time At The Library Where There Is Music And Toys And Snacks And Friends
aishah bastian 9 years ago
if looks could kill someone would be carried out in a body bag
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Sua Kang 9 years ago
Parent's idea of entertainment for children can be different from what their kid thinks. I would recommend not forcing them to have fun.
Iva Nenadić 9 years ago
yup...only us introverts understand her struggles :)
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Fabiana Fabis 9 years ago
She might be an introvert. I'd hate you for that. Btw, my mom made me go and I hated it. The best thing about growing up was telling her I wasn'tbgoing. ????
Karolin Takács 9 years ago
Yes you are an a*****e, because she didn't want to go and you made her..
Stephie Captor 9 years ago
You know what? I actually feel this child. I hated going anywhere and leaving home when I was little (lmao, I still do) so if the child is stressed about it, why would you force it to go?
#12
Would Not Let Him Eat His Father's Deodorant, So I'm An #assholeparent
Saumya 9 years ago
My little cousin once wanted to try dog biscuits and was howling over it for hours
Vladislav Vladimirov 9 years ago
My son tried them, but didn't like them. And that was it.
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Ron Aslan 9 years ago
Smelled my mom's perfume bottle on her vanity and it smelled so good I drank some. I never did THAT again! If it's not going to kill them,let them try it. They'll learn soon enough.
Iva van N 9 years ago
Apparently I once insisted on eating a huge chunk of salt so my mum eventually let me. I nearly choked on it :D Lesson learned.
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Anna McClung 9 years ago
Let him/her eat them. Why not? My kids loved getting into the Milk Bones box. I think they teethed on them.
#13
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldnt Let Him Drive The Car
.gas. 9 years ago
The way people drive around here, it seems like little kids are at the wheel! :-/
Annamarie Dodge 9 years ago
little kids probably would drive better than what i see on the street
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Shruti Naik 9 years ago
After seeing several adults drive, I think this kid would do a better job... :)
Agnes Auxiliatrix 9 years ago
omg I actually cried when I was little because I couldn't drive the car either, lol.
Margaret Clarke 9 years ago
Huh. Made this mistake in the other direction. Started stealing my car at 10.
#14
I Did The Old Mime Trick Of Pulling Off Her Nose. Now She Thinks It's Gone Forever. I'm An #assholeparent
Fanny Klatt 9 years ago
I hated that as a child too. But not because I thought I wouldn't get my nose back but because I thought it was a lame joke and everybody I ever met as a child tried it on me.
Amber Ridgdill 9 years ago
I always got the coin behind the ear lol At least that one requires a little sleight of hand XD
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Sam Thorne 9 years ago
That was upsetting the first time. After that, I thought they were stupid for thinking they had my nose.
#15
I Wouldn't Let Him Put The Toilet Brush In His Mouth. Clearly I Am An #assholeparent
Jewel Cowart 9 years ago
Oh i see in response to 5. You're right he looks 2
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#16
1. Leni Is Pissed She Has To Share TV Time With Fin 2. Fin Is Pissed At Pretty Much Everything 3. Archer Is Pissed At The Fact I Actually Have To Be A "Mom" To Those Other Two. I'm An #assholeparent
Natalie Blenkhorn 9 years ago
So glad I don't want kids, no way would I have the energy for that!
Em Love 9 years ago
We had a blended six pack. At one stage we had four two and under ... I once had four under-3s screaming under 4 beds ... because the older 5th one had to go to school and they couldn't go ... now they're all grown up and a couple their own - and are starting to understand it all much better!
SapphireDolphin10 9 years ago
You shouldn't judge someone on there name and tell them their name is awful. I happen to think there names are wonderful and unique.
SapphireDolphin10 9 years ago
I think their names are wonderful and unique.
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Darek Shroud 8 years ago
Well this is solved by turning the TV and any tablets/phones off for everyone.
Slosh 8 years ago
Everybody knows that makes things worse. Only try that if you want to go deaf, which would actually be a good strategy for not hearing their screams...
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I Wouldn't Close Him In The Refrigerator. Sorry Lil Bud, Mommy's An #assholeparent
Keith shepherd (Meticulator) 2 years ago
I love the fridge lots of yummy treats although I have overgrown ours and we don't have a walk in
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
I would. I would clear a shelf and help him to climb in. I might not close him in, though. At least not all the way. I'd put my foot in the door and pretend it won't close all the way and I can't figure out why. LOL! My #assholeparentmove
#18
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Her Throw The Car Keys Into The Sound
Wendy Cherry 9 years ago
Sounds are coastal bodies of water that connect two or more places to one or more bodies of water, such as Puget's Sound in WA state.
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Jilda Romare 9 years ago
This is a really beautiful photo!!! Especially if you ignore the tantrum part. Maybe try a print in all black & white? Love it!!
#19
She Wanted A Ponytail, But She Doesn't Have Enough Hair. So I'm An #assholeparent
Lou Varner 9 years ago
make hair with yarn attach with small clip or to the headband
Load More Replies... SapphireDolphin10 9 years ago
Awwwwww. Get her a cute hat instead, soon she'll forget about it :)
#20
I'm An #assholeparent Because What I Called "a Mess" Was Really "a Fun Party"
Annamarie Dodge 9 years ago
fun for the child not fun for the mother who will undoubtedly have to clean it all up
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Chef Pae 1 year ago
Totally the parent's fault for hooking the child on that much cheap plastic garbage. Please never throw any of that away, because it won't biodegrade and there's too much of it in the ocean and landfill already. Keep it in your home as a monument to your consumerism and a reminder of how much of an a*****e you really are.
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Well, pick up your fun party, kiddo. We'll have another one later. Like tomorrow later.
#21
I'm An #assholeparent Tonight Because I Wouldn't Remove The Hearts From Her Pajamas
#22
I Didn't Want To Serve Her Warm Dinner On Top Of My Old, Smelly, Dirty Tennis Shoes
Nico Soleil 9 years ago
Hahaha that's exactly what I thought! & why are shoes where the child eats any way??!!
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Chef Pae 1 year ago
This parent is a coward, not an a*****e. A true a*****e WOULD just pile the food right onto the shoes and let the kid figure it out. A coward would accept the tantrum after refusing to even try, and then be a proper do-nothing parent and snap a photo for the internet just to memorialize the lack of effort.
#23
I Started Singing Some Gwen Stefani. And He Ain't No Hollaback Girl. So I'm Assholeparent
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Well, he ain't no girl, anyway. Duh! So of course he's gonna raise unholy hell.
Annamarie Dodge 9 years ago
did anyone say they were driving? just because they are sitting in a car does not mean they are driving, get a clue
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I Asked Him If He Wanted Milk Or Juice So I'm An #assholeparent
#25
Asked Her To Carry Her Own Bag. So I'm An #assholeparent
Alessandra Cruz 9 years ago
didn't realize how much kids engaged in having their faces on the floor.
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Not at all. That's teaching her to be responsible for her own belongings. I would have picked her up, swatted her bottom one good time, and gave her the choice of her bag staying there and all of her stuff taken by a stranger or she can pick it up and kick rocks with everyone else.
#26
I Wouldn't Let Her Touch The Dog's Poop. So I'm #assholeparent
Lou Varner 9 years ago
mom makes fudge during the holidays and sends it it looks like cow pies hahahah
Erin Awujhendfjaaq 9 years ago
That's the face that a baby would probably make if they even tried the poop. LOL
#27
I Wouldn't Let Him Drink My Beer So I'm An Asshole. #assholeparent
Richard Toczynski 9 years ago
Great brew! I wouldn't share it either. Better to be an a*****e than without beer.
Liz Miller 9 years ago
Looks like you'll be facing that problem the coming 18 years. Good luck with that
Stacey Bancroft 11 months ago
He’s a pregnancy test eater actually I saw him eating a pregnancy test on the street
MichelleFernung 9 years ago
You might have gotten some rest after he took the extra "nap" though!
Pi... 9 years ago
Sometimes parents should probably just let kids taste the froth. At that age they find it "yucky" and would never ask for another sip again.
Annamarie Dodge 9 years ago
thats a real smart solution, give a kid alcohol...so, what would you do if the kid liked the flavour, keep feeding it to them???
Load More Replies... Tammy Roberts-Brame 9 years ago
Let him have just enough to put him to sleep and be #TheAssholeParent with quiet time to urself!!!
#28
I Refused To Let Him Stuff Play Dough In The Dogs Ear So I Must Be An #assholeparent
#29
I Wouldn't Let Him Drink Soap So I'm An #assholeparent
Katrine Meilvang 9 years ago
One of my kids put the soap in her mouth the yesterday, and very fast told me it was ew. Well, didn't I just tell you that kiddo.. ????
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Kids never believe the hype. We should be more like them.
Load More Replies... Michelle quehl 9 years ago
It's non toxic let him taste a little the reaction would be priceless
#30
I Can't Magically Reattach The Bite To The Whole Muffin, So I'm An #assholeparent
Sua Kang 9 years ago
Why all of these kids look like they are college students and they have an exam in 20 mins
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Because they probably do the way society is these days. LOL!
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#31
I'm #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Her Cross The Very Busy Intersection On Her Own. She's 2
#32
I Wouldn't "turn Down The Noise" In The Restaurant (i.e. Other Customers Talking) While She Watched Frozen, So I'm An #assholeparent
Michelle quehl 9 years ago
Wow that's actually the scariest face on a child I've never seen frozen but with how obsessed kids are with it up would think it's a drug
Lily Mae Kitty 9 years ago
why are you letting a kid watch a movie when you're eating? We had to actually eat and talk like a family and stuff. If we didn't behave, we got taken outside. Why do these little brats have to be constantly entertained? I think this is why they have no attention span. Some of these parents are a******s.
#33
I Took The Marker, Therefore, I Am An #assholeparent
#34
I'm #assholeparent Because After 25 Minutes Of Washing His Hands I Turned The Tap Off
Michelle quehl 9 years ago
Obsessive compulsive disorder. Has to do something at that moment or it'll eat at him. I.e. loose hair fuzz on a shirt that bothers mine and have to remove it clean freaks etc
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I Told Her She Can't Sit On The Cat So Now I'm The #assholeparent
Laura Enez 9 years ago
Why don't you sit on her so she knows how it feels.
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#36
I Won't Give Her Cough Medicine Because She Doesn't Have A Cough. Guess That Makes Me An #assholeparent
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Yep. Give her the nasty stuff. She won't pull that tantrum again.
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#37
He Had To Have Bandaids On His Runny Nose. Then Freaked Out Because He Had Bandaids On His Nose. So I'm #assholeparent
#38
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Him Use A Second Roll For The Rest Of The House
ChristiH 9 years ago
There probably wasn't any "let" involved in the first one.
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Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
That's an a*s-whooping in our house. Money doesn't grow on trees and toilet paper isn't free.
#39
Reason Number 488 Why My Kid Is Crying. I Looked At Him And Said Hi. So I'm An #assholeparent
#40
I Won't Let Her Wear Shorts To School When It's 40 Degrees Out, So I'm An #assholeparent
Michelle quehl 9 years ago
I'm Canadian that to me for a minute seemed odd 40 here is naked and still want to remove more clothes I forgot the whole Ferinheight vs Celsius thing
Lynne Darroch 9 years ago
that's 4.4C so no one else has to look it up. Yeah, not shorts weather.
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Elisabeth Shin 9 years ago
Wait wait. We're ASSUMING the assholeparent means °f and not °C right? ... I'm kidding. I'm kidding :P
Reed McFeely 9 years ago
Ok that's super lame that u wouldn't let her wear shorts I live in Seattle and I wear shorts every single day
Carlene Woodward 9 years ago
Next time put pants in her bag. I did it twice for my daughter. A "friend" threatened to call cps on me, but her teacher thought I was amazing. Lol
Stel Deianne 9 years ago
My daughter and grandma had the same fight when she was 5, and it was winter. ???? She wanted to wear all her pretty things.
#41
Wants Me To Paint Her Teeth With Gold Nail Polish. #assholeparent
#42
I Told Her She Didn't Need Make-up To Be Beautiful... Now I'm The #assholeparent
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
I was 11 when I had my makeup "tantrums". It actually led to me getting caught and having an open discussion with my Mom about it. And a compromise that we could both live with.
#43
The Helicopter Flew Away So I'm An #assholeparent
#44
She Didn't Want To Swing And She Didn't Want To Get Down So I'm An #assholeparent
Laura Ford 9 years ago
Nothing if the park was empty, but if there were other kids waiting to swing it'd be kinda unfair.
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I Interrupted A Lunch Time Snack Of Fresh Dog Poop So I Am An #assholeparent
#46
I Told Her Not To Sit On Her Drums, So I'm A #assholeparent
gedwards1 9 years ago
I think its because she was told not to do it, did it anyway and broke the drum. must have someone to blame.
MandyandMatt Adams 9 years ago
The top comes off that drum, I'm assuming she didn't want her to fall in like so. Lol
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I Said Happy Birthday To "you" Instead Of Happy Birthday Dear Harper, So I'm An #assholeparent
#48
I Wouldn't Let Him Repeatedly Whip Me With A Set Of Headphones, Inflicting Actual Pain.. So That Makes Me An #assholeparent
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
In which case, you take them from him and show him how it feels. He'll get the picture.
Stacey Bancroft 10 months ago
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it’s a reference to this one it’s toddler logic zombie b***h
#49
She Got A New Princess Nightgown With Matching Slippers But There Is No Crown So I'm An #assholeparent
Vicky Skelton 9 years ago
An a*****e parent who does not know how to accessorize, call the fashion police!
Raphaëlle Rb 9 years ago
She looks like the girl in this scary movie "Ring"... But blond. With a princess dress. And slippers. Hum... Ok too much differences :x
Toni Tibbetts 9 years ago
Well I have to admit, I'd be really upset if I didn't get a crown too!
#50
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Her Go In The Middle Of The Street To Try And Get In The Sewer Like The Boxtrolls Do In The Movie
#51
She Wanted Me To Make The Small Pickle Into A Bigger One. That Makes Me An #assholeparent
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Just giver her a bigger one without her seeing you fish it out of the jar. Problem solved.
#52
I Asked Her To Stop Sucking Out The Toothpaste From The Tube
#53
Your Kid Can't Swim And You're Trying To Stop Him From Running Into Deeper Water So That Makes Me An #assholeparent
SapphireDolphin10 9 years ago
Get him floaties and a actual swim suit and bring him to a kiddie pool maybe
#54
Won't Let Her Play With Her Dirty Diaper, So I'm An #assholeparent
SapphireDolphin10 9 years ago
I did that when I was little when my mom wasn't watching, not happy memories for mom..........
#55
I Was Singing Again So I'm An #assholeparen
#56
She Wanted The Cap On Her Water. So I Put The Cap. Guess That Makes Me An #assholeparent
#57
We Won't Give Him A Hundred Dollar Bill So We Are #assholeparent
Michelle quehl 9 years ago
Print him fake money from your computer printer he's not going to notice the difference. If at that age he can be proud your child is gifted
SapphireDolphin10 9 years ago
That might get u arrested tho if he try's to pass it off as real money at a store or something.... Try Monopoly money maybe...... Idk
Load More Replies... Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Ask him what he needs it for. Tell him he can earn it, but you won't just GIVE it to him. Tell him what he needs to do to earn it over a period of time. Make it clear to him that if he only gets the $100 if he does EVERYTHING he is asked to do and cannot miss a day. It will teach him valuable lessons. Help him make a chart to track his progress towards his goal. Make a list of chores he is to take care of and what each of them will gain from completing each chore that leads to his $100.
#58
You See That Juice Box Back There? I Put The Straw In It, So I'm An #assholeparent
#59
Won't Let Her Have Mayonnaise On Her Cereal So I'm An #assholeparent
Amoina Katsky 9 years ago
Oh, just give her the mayonaise, she'll discover herself how disgusting it is :P
Livia Perez 9 years ago
I tried that when my daughter thought I was lying to her when I told her the margarine wasn't ice cream. I handed her a spoon of margarine and she liked it. Two year old Paula Deen!
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Veronica Sonmark 9 years ago
This is where I pick my battles... my son is allowed to taste any combination of edible things. Just made a tiny bit to taste. :P
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Why not? When I was her age, I ate Kraft macaroni and cheese with ketchup. At 41, I still have odd tastes that make people ask me if I'm preggers or not. Just give her a taste of it on one spoonful and see how she likes it then go from there. That way she kind of gets what she wants without you wasting too much food.
#60
I Clicked Her Pen And The Tip Went Away While We Were At The Happiest Place On Earth... Clearly I Am An #assholeparent
Gena Hernandez 9 years ago
I love her socks! My daughter got a grumpy citation from security while we were at the Magic Kingdom. I feel your pain!
#61
I Wouldn't Let Her Play With The Knives So I'm An #assholeparent
#62
I Brought Her Scooter From The Car To School Pickup So She Wouldn't Have To Walk One Block, But The Helmet Is "Too Boring" And "Just Green" So I'm An #assholeparent
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Take her to pick one out that she likes or buy a bunch of stickers and decorations and let her fix it herself or do both options. everybody wins and you're not an #assholeparent.
SapphireDolphin10 9 years ago
Paint it over maybe or sparkles.... Or markers, stickers and stuff like Kaitlyn said
SapphireDolphin10 9 years ago
That's kinda rude.............. You can have your opinion but say it nicely please
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#63
I Told Her To Shop For A Toy Instead Of Playing On My Phone At Toys R Us. Now I'm An #assholeparent
Shruti Naik 9 years ago
Why are you wasting money when she is content playing with your phone... :)
#64
I'm An #assholeparent Because My Arms Got Too Tired To Help Her "jump" The Waves
#65
I Said She Couldn't Have A Real Baby Bear As A Pet So I'm An #assholeparent
#66
I Wouldn't Let Him Chew On A Screw... So Naturally That Makes Me An #assholeparent
Stacey Bancroft 10 months ago
I would do anything. To chew on the screw, I would pay taxes. I would. Touch a kid
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Buy him a giant one from the hardware store and let him learn the hard way.
#67
I Wouldn't Let Her Rub Her Face Into The Carpet In The Doctor's Waiting Room
Elaena Stemann 9 years ago
She looks like she's around 10, did she never grow out of that stage ? Smh.
Lilyz_Back 9 years ago
Look if ur 11 I am too and parents over exacerbate by saying rubbing ur face, when all ur doing mis lying down Or some thing I get u!!!
#68
I Wouldn't Let Him Put My Shoe In His Mouth So I'm An #assholeparent
SapphireDolphin10 9 years ago
Yeah, it does like like teeth are coming in
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I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Him Take A Bite Out Of Every Donut In The Box
Ulrika Tück de Mantel 9 years ago
Don´t be sad lil bud.... i also wasn´t allowed to taste every donat! it´s a bad world...
Catie Brandyberry 9 years ago
Omg my mom told me I did that as a toddler and it made my brother so mad lol
#71
I Couldn't Put Their Bananas Back Together So I'm An #assholeparent
Stacey Bancroft 10 months ago
I love my mum please put my bananas back together please please I love you
#72
She Wanted The Necklace On Before Going To The Pool, I Put It On Two Seconds Too Late And Now I'm An #assholeparent
Solann Edmund Harina 5 years ago
i would cry when my mom would not get my swimmy diapers in 0.1 milliseconds
#73
I Won't Get The Piece Of Toilet Paper I Already Flushed Down The Toilet. So I'm An #assholepare
#74
I Wanted To Take A Family Photo For His First Day Of School Today. So I'm An #assholeparent
Karma Ashley Myers 9 years ago
The dads look is priceless. " Do we really need this picture?" LOL
Stacey Bancroft 10 months ago
Eden Circus, why are you actually abusing yourself? Wait What the f**k?
#75
She Grabs The Bowl And Dumps It On Her Head So I'm An #assholeparent
#76
I Wouldn't Let Her Lick The Ice Cream From The Table At Hungry Jacks So I'm An #assholeparent
#77
Because I Wouldn't Let Her Electrocute Herself So I'm An #assholeparent
#78
She Is So Mad At Me For Making It Rain And Therefore Getting Her Wet When It Was Time To Pick Her Up From School. I'm An #assholeparent
Stel Deianne 9 years ago
She's old enough to know about the weather and it's changes. To throw a fit and blame you? That's a mean kid.
SapphireDolphin10 9 years ago
Don't judge her, she might have a sensory processing disorder. I have one so whenever I go in the rain it hurts me and I start crying.
SapphireDolphin10 9 years ago
The way she yelled at you wasn't right but all you other people shouldn't be calling her a brat, a*****e, etc.
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Eniko Bata 6 years ago
Oh people, come on. Some days are like this, I could start crying because the sky is blue...
Lazy Panda 8 years ago
Isn't she old enough to know how weather changes are out of anyone's control?
Ai Suotome 9 years ago
Kids seem to be getting dumber, what sorta education are the schools actually providing??
#79
I Did Exactly What She Wanted For Crazy Hair Day But Somehow I'm The #assholeparent
Zombie Gurl 9 years ago
Why are these kids complaining? I've always wanted to have my hair done like that
#80
She Wanted Her Nails Painted. So I Painted Them For Her..... But It Wasn't Sparkly Enough. So I
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Glitter polish, Mom. Glitter polish. It's sparkly, the way all little girls like.
#81
I Started Singing And It Hurt Her Ears, So I'm An #assholeparent
#82
I Took Him To The Beach And Let Him Wear The Mickey Suit So I'm An #assholeparent
Jilda Romare 9 years ago
Great photo!!!! Save it, print out copies, etc., for when he's grown and DATING!! Love it!
Geek In the Blue Toolbox 9 years ago
I'd cry too, if I were him, if I had to wear that. The shame!
#83
Took The Kidds To See Their Favorite Train Today Guess I'm An #assholeparent
#84
Bernie Beat Hillary In Our Family's Mock Election So I'm An #assholeparent
#85
He Wanted A Cupcake, I Peeled The Wrapper Off So I'm An #assholeparent
Justyna 9 years ago
my mother would just take it from me so i would regret complaining. i would do the same thing.
Michelle quehl 9 years ago
Independent and definitely old enough to by himself this one is right
Reed McFeely 9 years ago
Yes he is definitely old enough to take it off by himself
Load More Replies... Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Oh Mom, you never take the paper off they have to take that first bite with the paper on to see what it tastes like first, THEN he has to take the paper off his way. LOL!
#86
I Guess I'm The #assholeparent Because I Said No To Opening The Umbrella In The Car
#87
He Asked For Triangles. I Cut Triangles. I'm An #assholeparent Because I Cannot Transform Them Into The Squares He Now Wants
Katrine Meilvang 9 years ago
Take the food away. He's not hungry then. My daughter suddenly don't mind the cutting when I do that..
Michaela Mett 9 years ago
My son had his first melt down with " Broken chicken leg" he wanted me to tape together . Crying for full hour non stop. He learnt me that day that lunch 15 minutes later in certain periods of his growing can make horror experiences.
#88
Sang #happybirthday To Her So I Am An #assholeparent
Michelle DeVore 7 years ago
It's actually a thing some people it creeps them out or something.
#89
He Had To Put On A Life Jacket To Go On The Sea Doo So I'm An #assholeparent
Kim Catano 9 years ago
Don't let him go on the seadoo at all, it's not safe if he's this upset anyway.
#90
I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Rotisserie Chicken Right In The Cart So I Am An #assholeparent
.gas. 9 years ago
Probably saw someone drinking a soda or eating chips before getting to the checkout. I hate that.
Amy Weiss 9 years ago
Why? They could have a medical problem. My mom is diabetic and has low sodium, sometimes she has to eat or drink something while we're shopping. If I get even slightly dehydrated, it activates my Vega nerve and I'll pass out, so I usually drink something while shopping. When we get to the check out, they scan the container and we still pay for it, so what exactly is the issue here?
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Sharon Neufeld 8 years ago
If you aren't concious you an't pay. I've gotten suddenly dizzy and faint while shopping a few times and had to eat something, pretty sure I would have passed out if not. I always pay for it at the checkout. Considering how much I spend there if hey charged me they would be the ones loosing in the end when I don't return.
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
And you're in WALMART. That's gonna take hours. No wonder he wants to eat the chicken in your basket already. Not to mention, that the rotisserie chicken smells so good!
#91
Wouldn't Let Her Continue To Eat The Lotion, So I'm An #assholeparent
#92
I'm An #assholeparent Because I'm Feeding Him The Peeps He Begged For
#93
I Won't Let Her Stick Her Finger In The Socket So I'm An #assholeparent
Cherie 9 years ago
My eldest stuck a knife in socket an instant before I could stop him. Amazing how far he flew. (Uh, he's a physicist now. Really.)
Marie Meinecke 5 years ago
Hha, don't mind him. He was just testing out some electricity experiments!
Load More Replies... Cherie 9 years ago
Yup, an old favorite, almost as old as jumping on the bed.
Load More Replies... #94
ook my daughter on an African safari but I won't let her play on her iPad so I'm an #assholeparent
SapphireDolphin10 9 years ago
She'd rather play Subway Surf or whatever than see an African Safari, I would love to go somewhere like that.
SapphireDolphin10 9 years ago
I'm 11 btw. I like outdoors and classic books like Little Women and Anne Of Green Gables more than virtual reality, guess I'm a weird child.
Load More Replies... Tammy Roberts-Brame 9 years ago
I'd take the iPad away for a couple of years!! Kids these days are soooo obese from iPads, iPhones, and tablets!!!
Christel von Shelton 6 years ago
Kids today could even fly to the moon but still rather play with their phones or ipads!!
Christel von Shelton 6 years ago
Kids today could even land on the moon and still rather want to play with their ipad!!
Michelle DeVore 7 years ago
I would rather be on an ipad too. Did she ask to go? Maybe she doesn't like animals
Lazy Panda 8 years ago
Okay look, I'm from this newer generation but ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I WOULD LOVE TO GO ON AN AFRICAN SAFARI, THATS JUST RIDICULOUS!! PUT IT DOWN THE IPAD AND APPRECIATE THE WORLD AROUND YOU, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE PRIVILEGED ENOUGH TO GO ON A SAFARI!
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
That's one thing I would have left in the hotel or wherever you all were staying. I would have conveniently "forgotten it".
#95
I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Strips Of Torn Tissue Paper That He'd Ripped Up. Which, Naturally, Makes Me An #assholeparent
Fabiana Fabis 9 years ago
As a mof I used to do this too when I was under two. Very discreetly til mom found me out.
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Same here, but I never got caught. Grew out of it for the most part.
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I'm An #assholeparent Because Kroger Doesn't Have Wifi So She Can't Watch Curious George
Janine Cheshire Ford 8 years ago
Get the jet pack! If you have cell service you will get wifi anywhere. Saved my life, lol
#97
I Made Her Come Down For Lunch. So I'm An #assholeparent
Pamela Beuret 9 years ago
wa the food ready??? I cannot tell you how many times I was dowstairs for lunkch and it wasnt even ready ò_ó
Ai Suotome 9 years ago
If someone made me come down when I was going bathroom I'd be upset too
#98
I'm The #assholeparent For Not Taking Her To Play Outside At 6:30 Am
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
I would have taken her outside to play. In our own backyard only. After we've eaten something. Let's go outside, kiddo!
Nirvana Audrey 9 years ago
Parent was probably hardly awake yet or needed to get ready for their day. maybe sometimes kids should be able to hear no without a meltdown
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We Are Out Of Turkey So I'm An #assholeparent
#100
He Tried Eating Plastic Grapes...twice...finally Realized They Weren't Real.
Final score:
16points
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Awww. Somebody get him some real grapes, please! At least he's trying to eat healthy.
#101
Im An Asshole Parent Cause I Wouldn't Let Him Be Naked #assholeparent
Final score:
12points
Beavis Peeseps 5 years ago
why would anyone let someone run around naked nudity suggests sex and young children should not know bout sex
#102
Oreos Only Have Frosting On One Side When You Take Them Apart.
Final score:
12points
#103
I Wanted To Get A Cute "turning 1 With Her Cake" Photo, So I'm An #assholeparent
Final score:
11points
#104
Google Self Driving Car #assholeparent
Final score:
9points
#105
I Moved His Hand So The Dog Wouldn't Lick It. Guess I'm The #assholeparent
Final score:
9points
#106
She Wanted To Watch Frozen, So I Turned It On And Now I'm The #assholeparent
Final score:
8points
#107
She Wanted To Take The Stick From The Dog. I Did Nothing. So I'm The #assholeparent
Final score:
5points
Hey It's Me 4 years ago
It would’ve been funnier if the dog bit her for being a little brat and trying to take its stick away lol
#108
The Plane Was Delayed So I'm An #assholepatent
Final score:
5points
#109
Wouldn't Get Her Another Pet Adding To 2 Guinea Pigs 2 Cats And Dog. #assholeparent
Final score:
4points
Benicio del Pilitch 9 years ago
well, to be fair, there needs to be a second dog - symmetry...
SapphireDolphin10 9 years ago
Tell her to clean up the pets and take care of them for a month. If she makes it maybe u could let her buy it IF she earned money for it.
#110
The Book Ran Out Of Pages. Obviously My Fault #assholeparent
Final score:
4points
#111
I Am #assholeparent Because I Didn't Let Him Play In The Bank And He Dont Want To Go Home
Final score:
4points
#112
I Couldn't Stop Her Tower From Falling...#assholeparent
Final score:
3points
#113
I Offered Inaaya An Orange...clearly I'm An #arseholeparent
Final score:
3points
#114
I Put Milk In His Chocolate Milk #imtheasshole
Final score:
3points
Stacey Bancroft 10 months ago
Don’t you dare touch me you put milk in my f*****g chocolate milk how dare you b***h you monster you a*****e parent
#115
We Interupted Her Poo Playing Session #assholeparent
Final score:
2points
Hey It's Me 4 years ago
I can’t believe she ate it!!! She’s absolutely disgusting how are kids this dumb
SapphireDolphin10 9 years ago
POOP IS THE BEST PLAYTHING OF ALL TIME(according to little kids) HOW COULD YOU INTERRUPT HER! Lol
Lazy Panda 8 years ago
Okay look I get that she's little and all but seriously? That's disgusting! Even a little child like her should have enough sense to know that you don't do that. I mean look at it, it's even on her chin!
#116
I Asked Him To Stop Poking My Valentine's Day Cupcakes So Now I'm An #assholeparent
Final score:
1point
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April Johnson 9 years ago
...but you were a kid too ...so probably your parentals said "no" to you too ?! LOL )
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Tamar H. 9 years ago
Some of these comments are so ignorant, like...? Kids around this age are literally, biologically incapable of feeling empathy and understanding the perspectives of other people. This is not the result of parenting, it's the result of how human development works. Basically, you put up with this s**t until their little brain gels enough to truly synthesize the lessons you've been teaching them so far--that's part of parenting.
Jude 9 years ago
All I can say is I loved being a mom to 3 lively sons who are all well adjusted adults. I honestly never saw these behaviours in mine nor in my kids of my generation. I'm around kids now a fair amount and still don't see this. Makes me wonder how often kids act like this? Or maybe it's mostly spoiled kids and the kind of friends I have don't have spoiled children or grandchildren? I see and hear meltdowns in stores sometimes when I'm shopping but don't stay to watch. I find the cries of whining squealing kids super annoying.
Diane DesAutels 9 years ago
Far too many of these kids sound like spoiled brats! As for many of the rest, where they expect a parent to be able to something only God can do, or confuse fiction with fact, some are definitely old enough they should've learned better!
April Johnson 9 years ago
...but you were a kid too ...so probably your parentals said "no" to you too ?! LOL )
Load More Replies... Tamar H. 9 years ago
Some of these comments are so ignorant, like...? Kids around this age are literally, biologically incapable of feeling empathy and understanding the perspectives of other people. This is not the result of parenting, it's the result of how human development works. Basically, you put up with this s**t until their little brain gels enough to truly synthesize the lessons you've been teaching them so far--that's part of parenting.
Jude 9 years ago
All I can say is I loved being a mom to 3 lively sons who are all well adjusted adults. I honestly never saw these behaviours in mine nor in my kids of my generation. I'm around kids now a fair amount and still don't see this. Makes me wonder how often kids act like this? Or maybe it's mostly spoiled kids and the kind of friends I have don't have spoiled children or grandchildren? I see and hear meltdowns in stores sometimes when I'm shopping but don't stay to watch. I find the cries of whining squealing kids super annoying.
Diane DesAutels 9 years ago
Far too many of these kids sound like spoiled brats! As for many of the rest, where they expect a parent to be able to something only God can do, or confuse fiction with fact, some are definitely old enough they should've learned better!
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