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121 Asshole Parents Who Ruined Their Children’s Lives
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Every parent wants their kids to regard them with love, respect and admiration. But sometimes, no matter how hard you try, your little bundle of joy is going to think you're an asshole. It's inevitable. The only question is why. And as you can see from these pictures found on a hilarious Instagram account called - you guessed it - assholeparents, kids are likely to hate you for the most unexpected of reasons. Can't grow bananas in the garden? You're an asshole. Won't let your kid eat your deodorant? Asshole. Can't make the waves stop? Major asshole. Whoever said that parenting was easy? Oh, that's right. Nobody.
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When Your Parents Take You To Meet The President #thanksobama
Her Shadow Was Following Her. And I Did Nothing About It. So I'm An #assholeparent
I Accidentally Called Her By Her Real Name, Instead Of, "elsa." Now I'm An #assholeparent
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Goat Poop
Told Him We Cannot Grow Bananas In Our Garden Because We Live In Sweden, So I'm An #assholeparent
Mother's Day 2015. I'm The #assholeparent Because I Didn't Get Her A Mother's Day Present
He Couldn't Go Backwards Up The Hill, Gravity Wouldn't Allow That, So I'm The #assholeparent
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Won't Let Him Ride The Dog Like A Horse
I Wouldn't Let Him Run Around The Restaurant With A Knife, So I'm An #assholeparent
I'm An #assholeparent Because The Waves Were Too Strong And I Couldn't Make Them Stop
I Am An #assholeparent Because I Made Her Go To Story Time At The Library Where There Is Music And Toys And Snacks And Friends
Would Not Let Him Eat His Father's Deodorant, So I'm An #assholeparent
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldnt Let Him Drive The Car
I Did The Old Mime Trick Of Pulling Off Her Nose. Now She Thinks It's Gone Forever. I'm An #assholeparent
I hated that as a child too. But not because I thought I wouldn't get my nose back but because I thought it was a lame joke and everybody I ever met as a child tried it on me.
I Wouldn't Let Him Put The Toilet Brush In His Mouth. Clearly I Am An #assholeparent
1. Leni Is Pissed She Has To Share TV Time With Fin 2. Fin Is Pissed At Pretty Much Everything 3. Archer Is Pissed At The Fact I Actually Have To Be A "Mom" To Those Other Two. I'm An #assholeparent
I Wouldn't Close Him In The Refrigerator. Sorry Lil Bud, Mommy's An #assholeparent
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Her Throw The Car Keys Into The Sound
She Wanted A Ponytail, But She Doesn't Have Enough Hair. So I'm An #assholeparent
I'm An #assholeparent Because What I Called "a Mess" Was Really "a Fun Party"
I'm An #assholeparent Tonight Because I Wouldn't Remove The Hearts From Her Pajamas
I Didn't Want To Serve Her Warm Dinner On Top Of My Old, Smelly, Dirty Tennis Shoes
I Started Singing Some Gwen Stefani. And He Ain't No Hollaback Girl. So I'm Assholeparent
I Asked Him If He Wanted Milk Or Juice So I'm An #assholeparent
Asked Her To Carry Her Own Bag. So I'm An #assholeparent
I Wouldn't Let Her Touch The Dog's Poop. So I'm #assholeparent
I Wouldn't Let Him Drink My Beer So I'm An Asshole. #assholeparent
Great brew! I wouldn't share it either. Better to be an a*****e than without beer.
I Refused To Let Him Stuff Play Dough In The Dogs Ear So I Must Be An #assholeparent
I Wouldn't Let Him Drink Soap So I'm An #assholeparent
One of my kids put the soap in her mouth the yesterday, and very fast told me it was ew. Well, didn't I just tell you that kiddo.. ????
I Can't Magically Reattach The Bite To The Whole Muffin, So I'm An #assholeparent
I'm #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Her Cross The Very Busy Intersection On Her Own. She's 2
I Wouldn't "turn Down The Noise" In The Restaurant (i.e. Other Customers Talking) While She Watched Frozen, So I'm An #assholeparent
I'm #assholeparent Because After 25 Minutes Of Washing His Hands I Turned The Tap Off
I Told Her She Can't Sit On The Cat So Now I'm The #assholeparent
I Won't Give Her Cough Medicine Because She Doesn't Have A Cough. Guess That Makes Me An #assholeparent
He Had To Have Bandaids On His Runny Nose. Then Freaked Out Because He Had Bandaids On His Nose. So I'm #assholeparent
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Him Use A Second Roll For The Rest Of The House
Reason Number 488 Why My Kid Is Crying. I Looked At Him And Said Hi. So I'm An #assholeparent
I Won't Let Her Wear Shorts To School When It's 40 Degrees Out, So I'm An #assholeparent
I'm Canadian that to me for a minute seemed odd 40 here is naked and still want to remove more clothes I forgot the whole Ferinheight vs Celsius thing
Wants Me To Paint Her Teeth With Gold Nail Polish. #assholeparent
I Told Her She Didn't Need Make-up To Be Beautiful... Now I'm The #assholeparent
She Didn't Want To Swing And She Didn't Want To Get Down So I'm An #assholeparent
I Interrupted A Lunch Time Snack Of Fresh Dog Poop So I Am An #assholeparent
I Said Happy Birthday To "you" Instead Of Happy Birthday Dear Harper, So I'm An #assholeparent
I Wouldn't Let Him Repeatedly Whip Me With A Set Of Headphones, Inflicting Actual Pain.. So That Makes Me An #assholeparent
She Got A New Princess Nightgown With Matching Slippers But There Is No Crown So I'm An #assholeparent
An a*****e parent who does not know how to accessorize, call the fashion police!
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Her Go In The Middle Of The Street To Try And Get In The Sewer Like The Boxtrolls Do In The Movie
She Wanted Me To Make The Small Pickle Into A Bigger One. That Makes Me An #assholeparent
I Asked Her To Stop Sucking Out The Toothpaste From The Tube
Your Kid Can't Swim And You're Trying To Stop Him From Running Into Deeper Water So That Makes Me An #assholeparent
Get him floaties and a actual swim suit and bring him to a kiddie pool maybe
Won't Let Her Play With Her Dirty Diaper, So I'm An #assholeparent
