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121 Asshole Parents Who Ruined Their Children’s Lives
Every parent wants their kids to regard them with love, respect and admiration. But sometimes, no matter how hard you try, your little bundle of joy is going to think you're an asshole. It's inevitable. The only question is why. And as you can see from these pictures found on a hilarious Instagram account called - you guessed it - assholeparents, kids are likely to hate you for the most unexpected of reasons. Can't grow bananas in the garden? You're an asshole. Won't let your kid eat your deodorant? Asshole. Can't make the waves stop? Major asshole. Whoever said that parenting was easy? Oh, that's right. Nobody.
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#1
When Your Parents Take You To Meet The President #thanksobama
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#2
Her Shadow Was Following Her. And I Did Nothing About It. So I'm An #assholeparent
#3
I Accidentally Called Her By Her Real Name, Instead Of, "elsa." Now I'm An #assholeparent
#4
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Goat Poop
#5
Told Him We Cannot Grow Bananas In Our Garden Because We Live In Sweden, So I'm An #assholeparent
#6
Mother's Day 2015. I'm The #assholeparent Because I Didn't Get Her A Mother's Day Present
#7
He Couldn't Go Backwards Up The Hill, Gravity Wouldn't Allow That, So I'm The #assholeparent
#8
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Won't Let Him Ride The Dog Like A Horse
#9
I Wouldn't Let Him Run Around The Restaurant With A Knife, So I'm An #assholeparent
#10
I'm An #assholeparent Because The Waves Were Too Strong And I Couldn't Make Them Stop
#11
I Am An #assholeparent Because I Made Her Go To Story Time At The Library Where There Is Music And Toys And Snacks And Friends
#12
Would Not Let Him Eat His Father's Deodorant, So I'm An #assholeparent
#13
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldnt Let Him Drive The Car
#14
I Did The Old Mime Trick Of Pulling Off Her Nose. Now She Thinks It's Gone Forever. I'm An #assholeparent
Fanny Klatt 8 years ago
I hated that as a child too. But not because I thought I wouldn't get my nose back but because I thought it was a lame joke and everybody I ever met as a child tried it on me.
#15
I Wouldn't Let Him Put The Toilet Brush In His Mouth. Clearly I Am An #assholeparent
#16
1. Leni Is Pissed She Has To Share TV Time With Fin 2. Fin Is Pissed At Pretty Much Everything 3. Archer Is Pissed At The Fact I Actually Have To Be A "Mom" To Those Other Two. I'm An #assholeparent
#17
I Wouldn't Close Him In The Refrigerator. Sorry Lil Bud, Mommy's An #assholeparent
#18
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Her Throw The Car Keys Into The Sound
#19
She Wanted A Ponytail, But She Doesn't Have Enough Hair. So I'm An #assholeparent
#20
I'm An #assholeparent Because What I Called "a Mess" Was Really "a Fun Party"
#21
I'm An #assholeparent Tonight Because I Wouldn't Remove The Hearts From Her Pajamas
#22
I Didn't Want To Serve Her Warm Dinner On Top Of My Old, Smelly, Dirty Tennis Shoes
#23
I Started Singing Some Gwen Stefani. And He Ain't No Hollaback Girl. So I'm Assholeparent
#24
I Asked Him If He Wanted Milk Or Juice So I'm An #assholeparent
#25
Asked Her To Carry Her Own Bag. So I'm An #assholeparent
#26
I Wouldn't Let Her Touch The Dog's Poop. So I'm #assholeparent
#27
I Wouldn't Let Him Drink My Beer So I'm An Asshole. #assholeparent
Richard Toczynski 8 years ago
Great brew! I wouldn't share it either. Better to be an a*****e than without beer.
#28
I Refused To Let Him Stuff Play Dough In The Dogs Ear So I Must Be An #assholeparent
#29
I Wouldn't Let Him Drink Soap So I'm An #assholeparent
Katrine Meilvang 8 years ago
One of my kids put the soap in her mouth the yesterday, and very fast told me it was ew. Well, didn't I just tell you that kiddo.. ????
#30
I Can't Magically Reattach The Bite To The Whole Muffin, So I'm An #assholeparent
#31
I'm #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Her Cross The Very Busy Intersection On Her Own. She's 2
#32
I Wouldn't "turn Down The Noise" In The Restaurant (i.e. Other Customers Talking) While She Watched Frozen, So I'm An #assholeparent
#33
I Took The Marker, Therefore, I Am An #assholeparent
#34
I'm #assholeparent Because After 25 Minutes Of Washing His Hands I Turned The Tap Off
#35
I Told Her She Can't Sit On The Cat So Now I'm The #assholeparent
#36
I Won't Give Her Cough Medicine Because She Doesn't Have A Cough. Guess That Makes Me An #assholeparent
#37
He Had To Have Bandaids On His Runny Nose. Then Freaked Out Because He Had Bandaids On His Nose. So I'm #assholeparent
#38
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Him Use A Second Roll For The Rest Of The House
#39
Reason Number 488 Why My Kid Is Crying. I Looked At Him And Said Hi. So I'm An #assholeparent
#40
I Won't Let Her Wear Shorts To School When It's 40 Degrees Out, So I'm An #assholeparent
Michelle quehl 8 years ago
I'm Canadian that to me for a minute seemed odd 40 here is naked and still want to remove more clothes I forgot the whole Ferinheight vs Celsius thing
#41
Wants Me To Paint Her Teeth With Gold Nail Polish. #assholeparent
#42
I Told Her She Didn't Need Make-up To Be Beautiful... Now I'm The #assholeparent
#43
The Helicopter Flew Away So I'm An #assholeparent
#44
She Didn't Want To Swing And She Didn't Want To Get Down So I'm An #assholeparent
#45
I Interrupted A Lunch Time Snack Of Fresh Dog Poop So I Am An #assholeparent
#46
I Told Her Not To Sit On Her Drums, So I'm A #assholeparent
#47
I Said Happy Birthday To "you" Instead Of Happy Birthday Dear Harper, So I'm An #assholeparent
#48
I Wouldn't Let Him Repeatedly Whip Me With A Set Of Headphones, Inflicting Actual Pain.. So That Makes Me An #assholeparent
#49
She Got A New Princess Nightgown With Matching Slippers But There Is No Crown So I'm An #assholeparent
Vicky Skelton 8 years ago
An a*****e parent who does not know how to accessorize, call the fashion police!
#50
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Her Go In The Middle Of The Street To Try And Get In The Sewer Like The Boxtrolls Do In The Movie
#51
She Wanted Me To Make The Small Pickle Into A Bigger One. That Makes Me An #assholeparent
#52
I Asked Her To Stop Sucking Out The Toothpaste From The Tube
#53
Your Kid Can't Swim And You're Trying To Stop Him From Running Into Deeper Water So That Makes Me An #assholeparent
SapphireDolphin10 8 years ago
Get him floaties and a actual swim suit and bring him to a kiddie pool maybe
#54
Won't Let Her Play With Her Dirty Diaper, So I'm An #assholeparent
#55
I Was Singing Again So I'm An #assholeparen
#56
She Wanted The Cap On Her Water. So I Put The Cap. Guess That Makes Me An #assholeparent
#57
We Won't Give Him A Hundred Dollar Bill So We Are #assholeparent
#58
You See That Juice Box Back There? I Put The Straw In It, So I'm An #assholeparent
#59
Won't Let Her Have Mayonnaise On Her Cereal So I'm An #assholeparent
Amoina Katsky 8 years ago
Oh, just give her the mayonaise, she'll discover herself how disgusting it is :P
#60
I Clicked Her Pen And The Tip Went Away While We Were At The Happiest Place On Earth... Clearly I Am An #assholeparent
#61
I Wouldn't Let Her Play With The Knives So I'm An #assholeparent
#62
I Brought Her Scooter From The Car To School Pickup So She Wouldn't Have To Walk One Block, But The Helmet Is "Too Boring" And "Just Green" So I'm An #assholeparent
#63
I Told Her To Shop For A Toy Instead Of Playing On My Phone At Toys R Us. Now I'm An #assholeparent
#64
I'm An #assholeparent Because My Arms Got Too Tired To Help Her "jump" The Waves
#65
I Said She Couldn't Have A Real Baby Bear As A Pet So I'm An #assholeparent
#66
I Wouldn't Let Him Chew On A Screw... So Naturally That Makes Me An #assholeparent
#67
I Wouldn't Let Her Rub Her Face Into The Carpet In The Doctor's Waiting Room
#68
I Wouldn't Let Him Put My Shoe In His Mouth So I'm An #assholeparent
#69
I'm An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn't Let Him Take A Bite Out Of Every Donut In The Box
Ulrika Tück de Mantel 8 years ago
Don´t be sad lil bud.... i also wasn´t allowed to taste every donat! it´s a bad world...
#71
I Couldn't Put Their Bananas Back Together So I'm An #assholeparent
Stacey Bancroft 7 hours ago
I love my mum please put my bananas back together please please I love you
#72
She Wanted The Necklace On Before Going To The Pool, I Put It On Two Seconds Too Late And Now I'm An #assholeparent
#73
I Won't Get The Piece Of Toilet Paper I Already Flushed Down The Toilet. So I'm An #assholepare
#74
I Wanted To Take A Family Photo For His First Day Of School Today. So I'm An #assholeparent
Karma Ashley Myers 8 years ago
The dads look is priceless. " Do we really need this picture?" LOL
#75
She Grabs The Bowl And Dumps It On Her Head So I'm An #assholeparent
#76
I Wouldn't Let Her Lick The Ice Cream From The Table At Hungry Jacks So I'm An #assholeparent
#77
Because I Wouldn't Let Her Electrocute Herself So I'm An #assholeparent
#78
She Is So Mad At Me For Making It Rain And Therefore Getting Her Wet When It Was Time To Pick Her Up From School. I'm An #assholeparent
Stel Deianne 8 years ago
She's old enough to know about the weather and it's changes. To throw a fit and blame you? That's a mean kid.
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