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If you had to carry around a sign for a day, pandas, what would yours say? Perhaps you would want to remind others how important it is to wear SPF. Or maybe you’d encourage them to compliment another person to make someone else’s day! Or, if you’re really creative, you might want to write a confusing and chaotic message for all to see. You certainly wouldn't be the first to do so...

If you’re interested in checking out some bizarre and hilarious signs, you’ve come to the right place. We took a trip to a couple of Facebook groups dedicated to sharing wild signs, Absurd Signs (Not Absurd Rules) and The Absurd Sign Project Uncensored 2, and gathered some of their best posts down below. Keep reading to find a chat with Chuck Darling, an admin of Absurd Signs (Not Absurd Rules), and be sure to upvote all of your favorite pics!

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    Jack W Mathews Jr

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our amateur theater group is performing select monologues from his career. We’re calling it “Imitation Bacon Bits.”

    Xitxarel•lo Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    AspieGirl88
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, IDK if this’ll have much effect, but … a (female) Canadian journalist known as “Nerene Virgin” died in January of 2024. What does that say about actual virgins, though? Do you think it counts, or nah? 🤷‍♀️😅

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    Chuck Darling

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget you'll also give them a kitten/puppy if that doesn't get the parents attention

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    When it comes to signs, there are endless possibilities out there. And no, I’m not talking about signs from the universe. (Although, some of the signs featured here might be equally as cryptic and unintelligible.) We’ve got road signs, signs outside of businesses, billboards, stop signs, yard signs outside of people’s homes and more. Signage is a part of our everyday lives, whether we like it or not. But lucky for us, it can sometimes be hilarious and entertaining.

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    To learn more about this topic, we reached out to Chuck Darling, an admin of Absurd Signs (Not Absurd Rules), who was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda. According to the group’s description, Absurd Signs (Not Absurd Rules) is “for posting absurd signs, letters, banners, labels, and tee shirts.” The community also welcomes “any use of the English language you find awkward,” such as product labels and more. 

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    Robin Holt Wilson-Snow

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    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Uncle has this very warning on his front door. Too many years of working third shift, and being awakened in the middle of his "night" by people who did not take "Go the F*&^ away!" for an answer.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even have to do anything weird for Florida to ban my books. Interesting thought exercise.

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    As far as how this group came about, Chuck shared that his friend Phil (also known as "Denton Vale") created the group. “He made it as a result of his dissatisfaction with what he felt were pointless rules in other large popular signage groups (not naming any names),” Chuck explained.

    “He asked me to help him with it, as I have a history of helping moderate other large groups like ‘a group where you get banned for saying the magic word’ and ‘Weird Meme,'" he added.

    We’ve actually featured Weird Meme at Bored Panda before; feel free to check out that piece here!

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    Chris Hebden

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    Marie Oakes

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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really ok with vegan people, they can do whatever they make them happy and healthy. I'm ok with eating less meat, i do eat way less meat than 20 years ago but every time i see a vegan propaganda i just want to eat a steak. My brain just want to f**k around.

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    Arthur King

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    James Carreon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a safety officer I can tell you every rule was invented because some things went wrong and we learned this .....

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    The Absurd Signs group was created in September 2022, and it’s clearly had plenty of success, as it currently has over 32K members. And it seems to only be going up from here, as over 3,600 Facebook users have joined the group in the last week. 

    But thankfully, Chuck says being an admin isn’t too tough. “I don't really have to do a lot of moderating with this group, mostly just making posts and removing spam,” he shared. “[And] kicking out bigoted hateful people that might show up, every now and then.”

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    Muk Esh

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to meet Cathy and her ferrets.

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    Amanda Clark

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    As far as why so many of us are amused by these bizarre signs, Chuck says, “I think people like subversions of expectations, seeing memes and signs that don't make sense right away, as well as ones that just make you wonder what the sign maker was even thinking.”

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    Alex Canclini

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy something butt-ugly just to get that label.

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    We also asked Chuck if he could share any of his favorite signs that have been shared in the group. One of which is what he referred to as “party dog,” which features a sign of a dog who appears to be skateboarding, smoking and drinking wine all at once that’s “banned” from a park. His other personal favorite was a sign for “The Unbelievable Mystery Hole” in West Virginia.  

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    Chuck Darling

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a snitch, ghosts and ghoulies should carry on fare-dodging.

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    Giyan Chand

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    Rob Eagy

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, ha, sorry, I was on the way to Connecticut...

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    If you’re looking to design a sign of your own, for your business or personal use, it’s important to remember that it’s pointless unless it actually grabs people’s attention. To do so, you might want to include a funny joke, an eye-catching image or a clever pun. Target Print & Mail recommends making sure your sign has a purpose and focusing on that first and foremost. For example, are you trying to make those passing by laugh, draw in customers, educate readers, inspire or inform?

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    Rob Eagy

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    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man from the government showed up at an old man's farm to inspect the property. He showed the farmer a paper that said he could go anywhere on the property. The farmer said okay, but don't go in that field down by the woods. The man stuck out his chest and said "This paper says I can go wherever I want." He went into that field, and a bull came out of the woods and started chasing him. He screamed for help, and the farmer replied "Show him your paper!"

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    Giyan Chand

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be some good adult videos if even Jesus is watching them /jk

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    When it comes to designing your sign, don’t be afraid to stand out. There are infinite possibilities when it comes to colors, shapes, size, and how you choose to communicate your message. Get creative, and make sure that you play around with fonts and images to ensure your final product is as effective as possible. Bonus points if you create a sign that people will want to photograph and share on social media! That’s free advertising or exposure without any additional effort. 

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    Irene Elsa Branstad

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    Greymom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you miss the first one, you still have options?

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    Jack W Mathews Jr

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    Jeff ' Jw' Waddell

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    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do wish we could chat longer... but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye!

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    We hope you’re enjoying this scroll through these hilarious and slightly confusing signs, pandas. Keep upvoting all of your favorites, and feel free to share any funny signs you’ve come across in the comments below. Then, if you’re interested in checking out even more bizarre signs that might make you raise your eyebrows, we recommend reading this Bored Panda article next!

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    Edo Schweihs

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    Tee Pussi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a few driving school - bar - funeral home combos.

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    Wayne Lake

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    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bloody Lord Byron's been up to his old tricks again eh

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    Robin Holt Wilson-Snow

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    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally read 'lighting' as 'lightning' and now I'm disappointed after a re-read.

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    Rob Eagy

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to Zombieland. I mean... Welcome, welcome!

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    Jack W Mathews Jr

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this for daylight savings time? Or back to normal?

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    Alex Canclini

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    Philip Anderson

    This is an actual highway sign. Must suck to live in Idaho.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the sign that describes my love life, or lack thereof.

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    Torben Christensen

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    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess who was in charge of the sign.

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    Eric Draven

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    Robin Holt Wilson-Snow

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    Denton Vale

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    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the bell will still be as new over a couple years

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    Torben Christensen

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    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who really believes jokes never get old

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    Donna Battista

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people don't read the entire message before trying the door?

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    Robin Holt Wilson-Snow

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    Leebo13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be the reverse because their phone's in the way, wouldn't it?

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    Robin Holt Wilson-Snow

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kinda seems like a Karen thing to do though.....

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    Philip Anderson

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Chris Hebden

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    Robin Holt Wilson-Snow

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    SBocker78
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear the urinal cake tastes terrible

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    Denton Vale

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    Jennik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have tasted many grandmas and none tasted like raspberry jam.

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    Lynne Uhl

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    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, this should be a rule regardless of Coronavirus.

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    #52

    Jim Basinger

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    Torben Christensen

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? It would not be safe to leave them at the table.

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    Edo Schweihs

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're doing it wrong. You've to plant a piece of pork in a sunny place and then water it one in a while with slightly salted oil. Then you'll get a bacon tree

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    Chuck Darling

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    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hopefully Sydney isn't a person ... Sydney are you OK?

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    Giyan Chand

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe it's not intentional!

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    Torben Christensen

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    Amy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mum had this as a fridge magnet 😂

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    Torben Christensen

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    Denton Vale

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fun fact: I work for a restaurant called BJs. Yes, we know.

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    Rick Espinoza

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sign at a local public toilets said: Gentlemen, our aim is to keep these toilets clean, your aim will help. Ladies, please remain seated for the entire performance.

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    Muk Esh

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    Jim Basinger

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    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if any woman has actually tried to collect on this.

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    Rob Eagy

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely hate salad. Some good mammal meat though... 🍖

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    Rob Eagy

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so growing up. I literally thought no outlet meant there wasn't electricity there

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    #72

    Dashiell Merrick-Kamm

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign of the top... "519 person is dangerous and unlawful". 519 persons doing what?

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    #73

    Meme Of The Day

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means you are supposed to STOP. It's amazing how many people fail at that simple thing.

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    #74

    Robin Holt Wilson-Snow

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Today at approximately this afternoon, a discovery was made on the site of the Notting Hill Gate site of the government’s new dig-up-the-roads-plan-for-congesting-traffic scheme. Workmen in the absence of a strike settled for work as an alternative." - Quote from: The Goon Show. Episode: The Scarlet Capsule.

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    Robert Motor

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    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there anything we are allowed to do these days?

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    Torben Christensen

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you can crank out Wagner with some busting beats?

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    #77

    Giyan Chand

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    Adrian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disabled pregnant elderly children need all the help they can get!

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    #78

    Donna Battista

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10526 nickels? Too expensive, I'll just take the stairs.

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    #81

    Scott Hicks

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    Denton Vale

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do the men also have to stand upside down in the sink?

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    Robin Holt Wilson-Snow

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    Oscar Hedlund

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    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I want to çlose the door ? What should I do then ?

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    Daniel Allen

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    Amber
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Americans would rather use anything but the metric systen

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    Richard Slijk

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    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Belews lake in NC exists because of a dam. There is still a road that goes down to the town at the bottom and yes it does end in the water.

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    Kevin Carrington

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D@mn! How long has that sign been there?

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    Lynne Uhl

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't see the traffic, can't hear the sirens, can't remember the road rules.

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    #93

    Giyan Chand

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm definitely not cleaning that up!

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    #94

    Denton Vale

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    Jessica Cooney
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd certainly take her over any of the current options!

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    Denton Vale

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    Robin Holt Wilson-Snow

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The world doesn't always make sense at first glance" Made sense to me

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    Robin Holt Wilson-Snow

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    Szzone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just dumb. How is following the color code critical thinking?

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    Robin Holt Wilson-Snow

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    Tee Pussi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that AI generated garbage on the bottom?

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