It’s not clear how many words there are in the English language. Some sources report a rough number of 470,000 words, while others estimate our vocabulary includes about 1 million words. But some linguists have shared that they wouldn’t be surprised if the number was off the mark by a quarter-million.
Words are the building blocks of a language, and with so many terms, it’s no surprise that some of them can get a little… creative, if not utterly weird. When it comes to strange words, our dear English language is a whole treasure chest of oddities.
If weirdness is your cup of tea, we’ve compiled a list of some of the most unusual, creative, and downright funniest words in English, each with its own meaning explained. Whether you’re looking for some lesser-known words to spice up a conversation or just want to be able to say, “Wait, I know what that means”, these are the words for you!
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Gobbledygook Meaning: a language that is incomprehensible or is made unintelligible by excessive use of technical terms.
Snollygoster Meaning: a shrewd, unprincipled person, especially a politician.
Brouhaha Meaning: a noisy and overexcited reaction or response to something.
Everywhen Meaning: an unusual way to say “always” or “all the time."
Rigamarole Meaning: a long and complicated and confusing procedure.
Lackadaisical Meaning: a person who is lacking enthusiasm and determination; carelessly lazy.
Pretty sure lackadaisical is an adjective, not a noun. Remove the 'a person who is' from the definition and it's fine.
I always thought it was spelled laxadaisical. So now I know, thanks!
I hear this one mispronounced all the time. So many people say LAX-adaisical, and it drives me up a wall. I think they're just putting this word together with the word "lax" and not even realizing it.
I always thought it was lapsidasical, being worn out and a bit flim-flammy / easily distracted and not quite with it, I think my Gradma used to say "oh I've come over all lapsidasical" of course she was probably saying it correctly and I was probably hearing it wrong. Yes I am British lol.
Whippersnapper Meaning: a young and inexperienced person considered to be presumptuous or overconfident.
ATLA, The king of Omashu, Aang says, "Get over here you young whippersnappers!" also in Tintin and the Crab with the Golden Claws I think it could be a different one when tintin and haddock are on the boat and haddock starts a fire he calls tintin a whippersnapper.
Dragooned Meaning: coerce (someone) into doing something.
Dragoons - mounted soldiers at times used for law enforcement before police forces were formed. Horses can be quite effective at crowd control.
Lollygag Meaning: This word describes a person that is messing around and doing something that isn’t useful.
Shenanigans Meaning: high-spirited or mischievous activity.
Canoodle Meaning: kiss and cuddle amorously.
Bamboozle Meaning: to confuse, frustrate, or throw off thoroughly or completely.
Malarkey Meaning: insincere or foolish talk.
Cantankerous Meaning: difficult or irritating to deal with.
Sozzled Meaning: intoxicated, very drunk.
Wassail Meaning: spiced ale or warmed wine drunk during celebrations for Twelfth Night and Christmas Eve.
Quomodocunquizing Meaning: making money in any way you can.
Bloviate Meaning: talk at length, especially in an inflated or empty way.
Chockablock Meaning: crammed full of people or things.
Lickety-split Meaning: at great speed.
As in, "let's get going lickety-split" to hurry people up, rather than, "well he's going lickety-split" which I've never heard used. Just my experience
Argle-bargle Meaning: Meaningless gibberish — whether done by talking or writing.
Bumbershoot Meaning: an umbrella.
Spondulicks Meaning: money, cash.
There was an episode of Daria where Jane and Daria kept making bets, with the 'currency' differing each time, spondulicks being one of them. Think they included Simoleans.
Hullaballoo Meaning: a commotion or uproar that's on the unpleasant side.
Not always unpleasant, if used in a jokey way or for example, referring to a noisy fun party that got a bit mental but not dangerous
Ill-willie Meaning: having an unfriendly disposition.
Hoosegow Meaning: Jail or prison.
"Low brow but I rock a little know-how No time for the piggies or the hoosegow Get smart, get down with the pow wow Never been a better time than right now!"
Yooper Meaning: a native or resident of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
Stumblebum Meaning: a clumsy or inept person.
Skulduggery Meaning: a devious device or trick.
Lickspittle Meaning: a person who reveres authority.
Penuche Meaning: sort of fudge that is made from brown sugar, buttercream, and nuts.
Eeksie-peeksie Meaning: absolutely equal or even.
Skirl Meaning: to play music on the bagpipe.
Batholith Meaning: a very large igneous intrusion extending to an unknown depth in the earth's crust.
Spleenwort Meaning: type of fern, often growing on rocks or walls.
Herky-jerky Meaning: moving in irregular or unpredictable movements.
Diddly-squat Meaning: the least amount.
Fartlek Meaning: endurance training in which a runner alternates periods of sprinting with periods of jogging.
Widdendream Meaning: state of mental agitation or confusion.
Vomitory Meaning: an entrance piercing the banks of seats of a theater, amphitheater, or stadium.
This is actually from the Latin ' Vomitorium', meaning the entrance to and from an Amphitheatre or Gladiotorum.
Mollycoddle Meaning: treat someone in an indulgent or overprotective way.
Bumfuzzle Meaning: a state of bewilderment, confusion.
Blatherskite Meaning: a person who talks at great length without making much sense.
Buttress Meaning: a structure of stone or brick built against a wall to strengthen or support it.
Granny-dumping Meaning: the abandonment of an elderly person, especially a relative, at a hospital.
Gazump Meaning: to demand a higher price from (the buyer of a house) than that agreed on.
No. It means to cut someone out of a deal by offering a higher price than them.
Gardyloo Meaning: used in Edinburgh as a warning cry when it was customary to throw slops from the windows into the streets.
Widdershins Meaning: in a direction contrary to the sun's course, counterclockwise.
Salopettes Meaning: trousers with a high waist and shoulder straps, typically made of a padded fabric and worn for skiing.
Palaver Meaning: unproductive conversation or long dispute between people from different worldviews or cultures.
Potvalor Meaning: boldness or courage resulting from alcoholic drink.
Airy-fairy Meaning: impractical and foolishly idealistic.
Borborygmus Meaning: a rumbling or gurgling noise made by the movement of fluid and gas in the intestines.
Cleek Meaning: a large hook.
Flummery Meaning: meaningless or insincere flattery.
Syzygy Meaning: celestial phenomenon in which three celestial bodies are lined up in an almost perfectly straight line.
Boondoggle Meaning: an unnecessary, wasteful, or fraudulent project.
Jackalope Meaning: a mythical animal depicted as a hare or rabbit with horns.
Mugwump Meaning: a person who is independent (as in politics) or who remains undecided or neutral.
A lot of these sound like they are from 1920s political cartoons.
Winklepicker Meaning: a shoe or boot that features a sharp-pointed toe, popular in the 1950s.
Go up to a well-dressed woman wearing pointy-toed high heels and say loudly “NICE WINKLEPICKERS!” to see if she knows this word.👍 (Nice conversation starter.)
Tittynope Meaning: a small quantity of anything left over.
Wabbit Meaning: weary or exhausted.
Wabbit... thats wht the hunter dude calls bugs bunny!! ... this def dont fit bugs lol
Gubbins Meaning: miscellaneous bits and pieces or gadgets.
Finifugal Meaning: the resistance to an end of something.
Tweep Meaning: a person who uses the Twitter.
Hoecake Meaning: a small cake made of cornmeal.
Cutesy-poo Meaning: embarrassingly or sickeningly cute.
Maybe we should use “-y poo” as a suffix on any word to mean “too much.” IE “Enough with the talky-poo already!”
Gaberlunzie Meaning: a former licensed professional beggar.
Frippery Meaning: showy or unnecessary ornament in architecture, dress, or language.
Pettifogger Meaning: an inferior legal practitioner, especially one who deals with petty cases or employs dubious practices.
Was that what the lawyer was described as being in Great Expectations?
Rigmarole Meaning: a lengthy and complicated procedure or a lot of rambling.
Fanty-sheeny Meaning: anything showy or impressive, fanciful, absurdly over the top.
Teazel Meaning: a tall prickly Eurasian plant with spiny purple flower heads.
Foggy Bottom Meaning: term that refers to the U.S. Department of State.
Callipygian Meaning: having well-shaped buttocks.
Ragamuffin Meaning: a ragged often disreputable person.
Impignorate Meaning: to pawn off or mortgage something in your possession.
Snickersnee Meaning: a knife, especially one used as a weapon.
Cabotage Meaning: the right to operate sea, air, or other transport services within a particular territory.
“To deliberately destroy, damage, or obstruct someone’s cabbage.”
Godwottery Meaning: an affected quality of archaism, excessive fussiness, and sentimentality.
It seems to me that the majority of this list can be described as godwottery!
Erf Meaning: a plot of land.
Slumgullion Meaning: cheap or insubstantial stew.
Soup you make at the end of the week, emptying all your leftovers in a big pot.
Waesucks Meaning: used to express grief or pity.
Ballyrag Meaning: to intimidate by bullying
We use this term more to describe statements or actions used to incite or provoke strong reactions in others
Dottle Meaning: a remnant of tobacco left in a pipe after smoking.
Confabulate Meaning: engage in conversation; talk.
In medical terms it means to fill in the gaps (due to memory loss) with imaginary things.
Peccadillo Meaning: a slight offense, a lapse in judgment.
Inkle Meaning: a colored linen tape or braid woven on a very narrow loom and used for trimming.
Cattywampus Meaning: refers to “an imaginary fierce wild animal,” or may mean “savage, destructive.”
Maltipoo Meaning: a dog that is a cross between a Maltese and a poodle.
Wamble Meaning: to feel nausea.
Anybody remember the kids show called the Wombles? Miss those furry guys.
Blunderbuss Meaning: a short large-bored gun firing balls or slugs.
Bailiwick Meaning: the sphere in which one has superior knowledge or authority.
Knickerbocker Meaning: a descendant of the early Dutch settlers of New York.
Knurly Meaning: Gnarled or knotty; hard and misshapen.
Panjandrum Meaning: a powerful personage or pretentious official.
Half of these are still in use in Britain, and occur frequently in the sort of books that I read (few of which were written in the current century). Most of the rest are just weird.
A lot of them are used in the US, too. At least, in the northeast they are.
Load More Replies...yikes! what does it say about my age or background that I know most of these words, and even use many of them?
You are Stephen Fry and I claim my five pounds.
Load More Replies...Wazzock - a foolish or annoying person.... eg "You utter pea brained wazzock"
Armed with this list I shall be a wazzock to all my family and friends!
Load More Replies...One of my favourites: Gongoozler - an idle spectator, originally used to refer to a person idly watching activity on a canal
A few I use in conversation, some I knew but could never find a place to say.Most of them however, I have never heard of before
At the age of 63, I knew around half of these words, most of which were very familiar.
How about "kerfuffle?" I can't believe that was left out. (A commotion or fuss, especially one cause by conflicting views.)
Would be cooler if they explain the origin of all these words, what language they originate from and what's the breakdown of their meaning
My favourite is "Scurryfunge", which seems to be something that only women are taught to do. It's really quite silly.
Discombobulated - the disconcerting feeling that your brain has shredded itself. Spondonicles - tools of uncertain usage invented by backyard mechanics to solve some esoteric problem that would otherwise require the simultaneous use of four separate tools.
diph·thong /ˈdifˌTHäNG,ˈdipˌTHäNG/ noun a sound formed by the combination of two vowels in a single syllable, in which the sound begins as one vowel and moves toward another (as in coin, loud, and side ). a digraph representing the sound of a diphthong or single vowel (as in feat ). a compound vowel character; a ligature (such as æ ).
Load More Replies...Half of these are still in use in Britain, and occur frequently in the sort of books that I read (few of which were written in the current century). Most of the rest are just weird.
A lot of them are used in the US, too. At least, in the northeast they are.
Load More Replies...yikes! what does it say about my age or background that I know most of these words, and even use many of them?
You are Stephen Fry and I claim my five pounds.
Load More Replies...Wazzock - a foolish or annoying person.... eg "You utter pea brained wazzock"
Armed with this list I shall be a wazzock to all my family and friends!
Load More Replies...One of my favourites: Gongoozler - an idle spectator, originally used to refer to a person idly watching activity on a canal
A few I use in conversation, some I knew but could never find a place to say.Most of them however, I have never heard of before
At the age of 63, I knew around half of these words, most of which were very familiar.
How about "kerfuffle?" I can't believe that was left out. (A commotion or fuss, especially one cause by conflicting views.)
Would be cooler if they explain the origin of all these words, what language they originate from and what's the breakdown of their meaning
My favourite is "Scurryfunge", which seems to be something that only women are taught to do. It's really quite silly.
Discombobulated - the disconcerting feeling that your brain has shredded itself. Spondonicles - tools of uncertain usage invented by backyard mechanics to solve some esoteric problem that would otherwise require the simultaneous use of four separate tools.
diph·thong /ˈdifˌTHäNG,ˈdipˌTHäNG/ noun a sound formed by the combination of two vowels in a single syllable, in which the sound begins as one vowel and moves toward another (as in coin, loud, and side ). a digraph representing the sound of a diphthong or single vowel (as in feat ). a compound vowel character; a ligature (such as æ ).
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