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While Twitter/ X has a bad reputation for bringing out the worst in some people, it’s not all negative. It can be a pretty funny space, too, if you know the right accounts to follow. And the funny ladies of Twitter never disappoint. They’re always ready to dish out hilariously candid thoughts and poke fun at the everyday struggles.

It’s time for Bored Panda’s newest collection of funniest tweets from women this week, who have a real knack for finding humor in the mundane. Their clever observations and witty takes on life are thoroughly relatable. These are businesswomen to stay-at-home moms, serving funny anecdotes that will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement. After all, being a woman is an adventure in itself, isn’t it?

So let’s dive into the funny tweets this week, where women share everything from navigating relationships and work to the chaos of modern living — all in 280-character gems.

For this article, we went one step further and compiled the funniest viral tweets written by female users over the course of several years that are still funny and relevant even today. Do you have any favorite funniest tweets from women this week that you laughed at particularly loudly? Share them with us in the comments. And if you are a Twitter user, share the funniest tweet you ever wrote!

Are Women Funnier Than Men?

It’s a question as old as time. There’s a stereotype rooted in history that women are less funny than men. This stereotype not only undermines the comedic talents of women but also limits the diversity of perspectives in the comedy landscape.

Women have faced challenges breaking into male-dominated fields, including comedy. However, many talented women have challenged and shattered these stereotypes, proving that humor knows no gender.

We believe there’s a funny bone in every person (pun intended). So if you have a comedic genius, let it shine, irrespective of the stereotypes.

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Tweet about 2 year old child waking up

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Christopher Trott
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once when was 4 when I woke up and started crying, my mother asked if I had a bad dream and I said no, I woke up. Sometimes I still feel like crying when I wake up.

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Which are Some of the Funniest Female Twitter Accounts To Follow?

These are some seriously sassy women whose tweets regularly feature on the list of funniest tweets of the week.

  • @chrissyteigen: Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter is a mix of candid thoughts, humor, and a whole lot of sarcasm.
  • @TheEllenShow: Ellen DeGeneres’ Twitter account shares funny moments, show highlights, and occasional behind-the-scenes humor.
  • @mindykaling: Mindy is always up for dishing out sassy comebacks.
  • @OhNoSheTwitnt: This account blends humor and satire with everyday life and offers a hilarious perspective on current events.
  • @AkilahObviously: Comedian and writer Akilah Hughes deserves a lot more followers for her funny viral tweets.
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Tweet about crossing legs when sneeze

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when we cough, stand up, sit down, dance, trip, laugh, jump on trampolines, walk, run, exercise, get frightened, live, breathe........

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Tweet about how men write characters

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Nathaniel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her breasts were the size of watermelons, and were perky and all natural despite her small frame.

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Tweet about difference between dog and cat

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She was hiding under a trailer, I saw him on the side of the road, I chased him up a hill and pulled him out of the brambles. (All true cat rescue stories)

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How Do I Create Viral Tweets?

There’s no perfect formula for creating funny tweets of the week. It all comes down to engaging with your audience and being a part of the community. Audiences appreciate wit and humor. So, write funny and relatable content, which will likely be shared more. Also, memes and jokes can be powerful if they align with your brand.

If you want to join the ranks of these funny women on Twitter, then make sure to stay up to date on trending topics, memes, and hashtags. Join conversations around popular events or discussions, and bring your humor to capture attention.

Telling a funny story is also another way of getting more followers. People often relate to and share stories. So, craft tweets that tell humorous anecdotes or give a witty take on everyday experiences.

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Tweet about blanket

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone could invent this for me, my little sweaty legs will be grateful. Being menopausal but also neurodivergent sucks monkey butts at times.

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Tweet about dogs behaviour

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Amy Adams
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And knowing that when my dog play sneezes while playing with me means that he's happy and having a good time 😭😭

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Karyn Stouffer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our dog will jump in my lap as soon as we are finished with dinner. He leans against my chest and tucks his head under my chin. It is the sweetest feeling ever.

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Ami
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Help there’s this collie at a farm store I go to sometimes and he’s so friendly his name is teddy and he will walk up to you and ask for pats and if you stop he’ll lean on your leg waaaahhh

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Susan Green
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my big dog does that, he sometimes damn near knocks me over.

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Peanut Butter the Skelepanda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My childhood neighbor’s dog used to do that to me whenever I was petting him before he passed 😭 this brought a whole new grief back to me, even thought he wasn’t my dog, I still loved him 😔

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Jules Marten-Feldmann
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog used to cuddle with me by sitting in front on me and resting I His forehead/ head against my chest. The I would pet him, and give him head kisses and my husband would see and get all worried "what's the matter!? Is he OK?" My dog would give him a dirty look for interrupting, and go back to his cuddle position😅

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Marjorie Macrae
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog leans into me as well and my eyes have the exact same reaction.

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Anna Meyers
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a heeler. Basically, all she ever says is, "I love you. Don't touch me."

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elcee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its their version of. "you're not going anywhere. pet me now!" I've mostly found...

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Kelly Hartle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't help when she's so big that she knocks you over when she does it.

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Marina M.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never had any pets (a lifetime of apartment living) but we used to go to a dog show every year. That's where I learned that about dogs; the feeling of a HUGE Great Pyrenees leaning on me, and then planting his rear end on my foot, was indescribable. Like getting a hug from a trusting white mountain.

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Jo Berry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats slow blink to hug you. You slow blink back. Also when they rest their tail on you or brush you with their tail as they walk past.

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Tweet about children's book on crypto

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well a SBF ia actually a FTX but without the UPW. Top it off with a TQQ and you get a low-end URSO, but that get's us in LJ territory, so that may indeed be a little harder to grasp.

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Tweet about people pleaser

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