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While Twitter/ X has a bad reputation for bringing out the worst in some people, it’s not all negative. It can be a pretty funny space, too, if you know the right accounts to follow. And the funny ladies of Twitter never disappoint. They’re always ready to dish out hilariously candid thoughts and poke fun at the everyday struggles.

It’s time for Bored Panda’s newest collection of funniest tweets from women this week, who have a real knack for finding humor in the mundane. Their clever observations and witty takes on life are thoroughly relatable. These are businesswomen to stay-at-home moms, serving funny anecdotes that will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement. After all, being a woman is an adventure in itself, isn’t it?

So let’s dive into the funny tweets this week, where women share everything from navigating relationships and work to the chaos of modern living — all in 280-character gems.

For this article, we went one step further and compiled the funniest viral tweets written by female users over the course of several years that are still funny and relevant even today. Do you have any favorite funniest tweets from women this week that you laughed at particularly loudly? Share them with us in the comments. And if you are a Twitter user, share the funniest tweet you ever wrote!

#1

Tweet about Netflix prank

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Jaya
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you remember the time when flashing was illegal and we as a society agreed that flashers are severely mentally ill? I miss those times, I cannot believe that online flashing is so accepted.

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RajunCajun
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still don't understand this. I don't know you so here is a photo of my dong.

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Yeah, okay.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember a few years back when this 16 or 16-year old black kid was participating in a riot and his mother caught him, and she starts screaming and scolding him and hitting him with her shoe and he's legit terrified and running away while apologizing? I think that would be my probable reaction if it was my son.

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Ba-Na-Na
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn’t HAVE to be their Mom. It could be the other parent because they were the other 50% raising the garbage human who thinks it’s acceptable to show a stranger their “twig-and-berries”

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Brazen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It totally doesn't have to be, but it seems that guys are waaaaay more embarrassed when their Mom gets involved for some reason.

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Alan Williams
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes and mother will say "Well I saw that before when you were a baby and it still isn't much to look at."

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Holly Stevens
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, not just the mother, they walk in, the lights come up, and it's everyone, their parents, grandparents, siblings, their boss, and in the center of the room on huge poster board, set up on easels, like court room evidence, are all the screenshots of their dumb conversations and weenie photos

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Jo V.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe then they can question their moms on why they failed them? Lol

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Kelly Aitken
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be AMAZING. I hate reality tv, but I'd definitely subscribe to something like this! Hahahaha

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Kim Lorton
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love this! Then play the match the di** to the big, gross kid! Wonder what their moms would actually do to them? Lololololol! amROTFLMAO THINKING ABOUT WATCHING THIS,

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Pierre Couture
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they did that in Brazil, dressed up the moms for their catcalling sons, who confronted them on camera.

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Granny
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do they think anyone want to see their weenies..they all look pretty much the same

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SeaLouse
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We all know what the word says, what the word means, but we are not allowed to see the actual word. This is the year 2022...

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Are Women Funnier Than Men?

It’s a question as old as time. There’s a stereotype rooted in history that women are less funny than men. This stereotype not only undermines the comedic talents of women but also limits the diversity of perspectives in the comedy landscape.

Women have faced challenges breaking into male-dominated fields, including comedy. However, many talented women have challenged and shattered these stereotypes, proving that humor knows no gender.

We believe there’s a funny bone in every person (pun intended). So if you have a comedic genius, let it shine, irrespective of the stereotypes.

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#7

Tweet about 2 year old child waking up

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Christopher Trott
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once when was 4 when I woke up and started crying, my mother asked if I had a bad dream and I said no, I woke up. Sometimes I still feel like crying when I wake up.

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Which are Some of the Funniest Female Twitter Accounts To Follow?

These are some seriously sassy women whose tweets regularly feature on the list of funniest tweets of the week.

  • @chrissyteigen: Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter is a mix of candid thoughts, humor, and a whole lot of sarcasm.
  • @TheEllenShow: Ellen DeGeneres’ Twitter account shares funny moments, show highlights, and occasional behind-the-scenes humor.
  • @mindykaling: Mindy is always up for dishing out sassy comebacks.
  • @OhNoSheTwitnt: This account blends humor and satire with everyday life and offers a hilarious perspective on current events.
  • @AkilahObviously: Comedian and writer Akilah Hughes deserves a lot more followers for her funny viral tweets.
#11

Tweet about crossing legs when sneeze

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Amy Adams
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when we cough, stand up, sit down, dance, trip, laugh, jump on trampolines, walk, run, exercise, get frightened, live, breathe........

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#12

Tweet about how men write characters

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Nathaniel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her breasts were the size of watermelons, and were perky and all natural despite her small frame.

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#15

Tweet about difference between dog and cat

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She was hiding under a trailer, I saw him on the side of the road, I chased him up a hill and pulled him out of the brambles. (All true cat rescue stories)

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How Do I Create Viral Tweets?

There’s no perfect formula for creating funny tweets of the week. It all comes down to engaging with your audience and being a part of the community. Audiences appreciate wit and humor. So, write funny and relatable content, which will likely be shared more. Also, memes and jokes can be powerful if they align with your brand.

If you want to join the ranks of these funny women on Twitter, then make sure to stay up to date on trending topics, memes, and hashtags. Join conversations around popular events or discussions, and bring your humor to capture attention.

Telling a funny story is also another way of getting more followers. People often relate to and share stories. So, craft tweets that tell humorous anecdotes or give a witty take on everyday experiences.

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#33

Tweet about blanket

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Poppy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone could invent this for me, my little sweaty legs will be grateful. Being menopausal but also neurodivergent sucks monkey butts at times.

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#37

Tweet about dogs behaviour

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Amy Adams
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And knowing that when my dog play sneezes while playing with me means that he's happy and having a good time 😭😭

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#49

Tweet about children's book on crypto

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Panda Boi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well a SBF ia actually a FTX but without the UPW. Top it off with a TQQ and you get a low-end URSO, but that get's us in LJ territory, so that may indeed be a little harder to grasp.

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#55

Tweet about people pleaser

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