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While Twitter/ X has a bad reputation for bringing out the worst in some people, it’s not all negative. It can be a pretty funny space, too, if you know the right accounts to follow. And the funny ladies of Twitter never disappoint. They’re always ready to dish out hilariously candid thoughts and poke fun at the everyday struggles.

It’s time for Bored Panda’s newest collection of funniest tweets from women this week, who have a real knack for finding humor in the mundane. Their clever observations and witty takes on life are thoroughly relatable. These are businesswomen to stay-at-home moms, serving funny anecdotes that will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement. After all, being a woman is an adventure in itself, isn’t it?

So let’s dive into the funny tweets this week, where women share everything from navigating relationships and work to the chaos of modern living — all in 280-character gems.

For this article, we went one step further and compiled the funniest viral tweets written by female users over the course of several years that are still funny and relevant even today. Do you have any favorite funniest tweets from women this week that you laughed at particularly loudly? Share them with us in the comments. And if you are a Twitter user, share the funniest tweet you ever wrote!

Are Women Funnier Than Men?

It’s a question as old as time. There’s a stereotype rooted in history that women are less funny than men. This stereotype not only undermines the comedic talents of women but also limits the diversity of perspectives in the comedy landscape.

Women have faced challenges breaking into male-dominated fields, including comedy. However, many talented women have challenged and shattered these stereotypes, proving that humor knows no gender.

We believe there’s a funny bone in every person (pun intended). So if you have a comedic genius, let it shine, irrespective of the stereotypes.

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Tweet about 2 year old child waking up

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once when was 4 when I woke up and started crying, my mother asked if I had a bad dream and I said no, I woke up. Sometimes I still feel like crying when I wake up.

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Which are Some of the Funniest Female Twitter Accounts To Follow?

These are some seriously sassy women whose tweets regularly feature on the list of funniest tweets of the week.

  • @chrissyteigen: Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter is a mix of candid thoughts, humor, and a whole lot of sarcasm.
  • @TheEllenShow: Ellen DeGeneres’ Twitter account shares funny moments, show highlights, and occasional behind-the-scenes humor.
  • @mindykaling: Mindy is always up for dishing out sassy comebacks.
  • @OhNoSheTwitnt: This account blends humor and satire with everyday life and offers a hilarious perspective on current events.
  • @AkilahObviously: Comedian and writer Akilah Hughes deserves a lot more followers for her funny viral tweets.
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Tweet about crossing legs when sneeze

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when we cough, stand up, sit down, dance, trip, laugh, jump on trampolines, walk, run, exercise, get frightened, live, breathe........

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Empresslockness
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haa! Jokes on you. You don't have to have ever birthed a baby for this to happen.

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Hannah Finley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

***laughs in csections*** ***promptly grabs abdomen bc it pulled*** **cries in children**

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Ann Coffman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am now 60, but it's happened to me all my life, even before childbirth. It's hard trying not to laugh, though.

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Natasha
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im pretty sure my uterus would fall out if I went on a trampoline

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Airt
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All jokes assurde if this happens to you you should definitelly visit urophysiotherapist. It may help a lot. Most women that has this problem can recover.

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Mandy Rohmiller
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After having physical therapy for stress incontinence, I have learned to do 2 sessions of Kegels per day. One 5 minute session in the morning before getting out of bed, and the second session when I first get into my bath at night. Sessions involve contracting for 10 seconds, as hard as I can manage, and then relaxing for 5 seconds in between. Definitely helps to have a clock with a second hand. 😉 Even with ADD, this is possible!

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The Veil of Fire
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get used to it because later in life when you think its over the new menace shows up. Fun part it shows up for men as well.

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Luna Crow
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, I'll be that guy.. I don't get this, what is it referencing? (Wondering if I should duck and cover)

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Jenn Bois
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes women leak fluids from down below when they cough or laugh or sneeze.

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Janet Graham
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should tell him that while he still thinks girls are yucky

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Kat Hague
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went to a uro/gynecologist and got a bladder sling and it was the best thing I have ever done for myself! Fortunately I didn’t have any problems at all and highly recommend if you have come to the end of your rope with this peeing c**p go see the Dr

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8yo is the reason for a grown a*s woman to spit

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Lem Johnson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao fücking men. Imagine knowing this little about the female body and admitting it publicly.

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Tweet about how men write characters

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Nathaniel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her breasts were the size of watermelons, and were perky and all natural despite her small frame.

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#15

Tweet about difference between dog and cat

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She was hiding under a trailer, I saw him on the side of the road, I chased him up a hill and pulled him out of the brambles. (All true cat rescue stories)

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How Do I Create Viral Tweets?

There’s no perfect formula for creating funny tweets of the week. It all comes down to engaging with your audience and being a part of the community. Audiences appreciate wit and humor. So, write funny and relatable content, which will likely be shared more. Also, memes and jokes can be powerful if they align with your brand.

If you want to join the ranks of these funny women on Twitter, then make sure to stay up to date on trending topics, memes, and hashtags. Join conversations around popular events or discussions, and bring your humor to capture attention.

Telling a funny story is also another way of getting more followers. People often relate to and share stories. So, craft tweets that tell humorous anecdotes or give a witty take on everyday experiences.

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Tweet about blanket

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Poppy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone could invent this for me, my little sweaty legs will be grateful. Being menopausal but also neurodivergent sucks monkey butts at times.

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Tweet about dogs behaviour

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Amy Adams
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And knowing that when my dog play sneezes while playing with me means that he's happy and having a good time 😭😭

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Tweet about children's book on crypto

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Panda Boi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well a SBF ia actually a FTX but without the UPW. Top it off with a TQQ and you get a low-end URSO, but that get's us in LJ territory, so that may indeed be a little harder to grasp.

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Tweet about people pleaser

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