British humor is among the best the world has to offer—and we’re huge fans! From gems like Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, and the Monty Python films to The Office and The IT Crowd, there’s a lot of quality to be found in the United Kingdom. All with a distinctly satirical, self-deprecating, and sarcastic flavor.
Great British Memes is a very popular and witty social media project that has been entertaining the internet with thoroughly British jests for years. Today, we’re featuring some of its freshest memes and jokes, all to make you smile and chase away the blues. Scroll down for a good laugh, a brief lesson about the rarely seen side of British culture, and be sure to loop your friends in as well.
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To our international pandas that may not know, Brighton & Hove Albion is a football (soccer) club. They are affectionately known as The Seagulls
Load More Replies...Welsh first name and Welsh surname, so definitely a good chance!
Load More Replies...I'm planning to get my own bench after I'm dead. Not sure yet what to put on the plaque though.
Yep that's so Britsh. I hope Huw then moaned about how seagulls are just flying rats
The fact that they're holding the certificate means the dog stopped eating it when told. Seems they got exactly what they paid for in the "Basic Obedience" class.
Because German Shorthaired Pointers are whacky, a friend of mine put hers through a bunch of training. She went out, came back to her pointer Lars having pulled all the books out of her bookshelves. The only one totally destroyed was a book called " How do I train my German Shorthaired Pointer".
British humor can be difficult to quantify and qualify. The more exposed to it you become, the more you start to truly ‘get’ all the nuanced layers of irony and banter. However, broadly speaking, British comedy has a strong tradition of satire, absurdity, sarcasm, self-deprecation, puns, and insults.
And if you follow any popular British comedians like Jimmy Carr or Ricky Gervais, then you know that taboo topics don’t stay taboo for long. Controversial? Naturally. Hilarious to the point that you’re wheezing? It happens more often than you’d expect.
I almost agreed, as it seems like it would, but if you cover the other colors while looking at each individually, postie's not wrong. Second *green from the bottom has the best color pop. Everything else is rather bland.
Load More Replies...Or..go up, knock on the door, and demand the manager
Load More Replies..."All units prepare to breach... Breach! Breach! Breach!"
Put a 30 ft (9.144 meters) fence around it with razor wire on top and armed guards
And based on my experience watching that show, her response will still be "That's lovely, thank you"
I'd like to add she'd probably say "Well they're not worthless to ME"
Load More Replies...He'll tell her they're £3000 and she'll say "well they're staying in the family anyway!"
Just like on P**n Stars: "since this vase is only worth $1000 and not $18000, I'm just gonna keep it"
Load More Replies...He looks like one of my old professors, when he heard that I had chosen an MOS for Infantry. Instead of the original offer for an MOS in Medical, Chemical, or Nuclear.
Right? I think it was about the last movie I've seen starring him (pretty much boycotted him after this desaster with the Vodka Martini in his first Bond), but oh boyh as he grown old.
Load More Replies...Comedy is a nuanced subject as a whole. It’s a balancing act. On the one hand, you have to know your audience, respect them, and cater to their tastes and whims. You wouldn’t tell dark jokes to a room full of family-friendly pun-lovers. Nor would you tell dad jokes to a cynical auditorium that’s heard it all and needs a bit of spice to get them to chuckle.
Reminds me of the time my spaniel wanted to go out. I opened the front door. He saw the deep snow, did a 'nope', and ran to the back door. The back door had snow piled up against it. The dog looked at me as if to say, 'Really?!' He cocked his leg, wee-ed against the 1.5 wall of snow, and ran back to sit in front of the fire.
Our GSD Dobe cross did the same thing when he was about 9 months old.
Load More Replies...I think that's actually cute! And obviously a hedgehog. I wouldn't complain if I were served this!
Wow! A portrait of the beheaded Argus! I love the way the artist has given him telescopic eyes - I hadn't seen that before - and if we imagine that the peas form the hair, then the 3 on his neck must be rogue whickers that eluded the tweezers. Full marks for originality and realism.
*Marathon (was called Marathon until 1994 and they've brought it back as a 30th anniversary special edition!)
Load More Replies...I just lost my little cat Phoebe at 17 who got hangry. She'd smack her siblings whilst waiting for tea then back to loving them after she'd eaten. Beautiful fur ball 💔❤️
Though you shouldn’t be ‘punching down’ in your stand-up routines, you also won’t get many laughs by being too nice or safe. Humor is about the unexpected. The surprising. The ironic. It’s about showing the contrast between our expectations and reality. Arguably, nothing should be sacred. And censorship is the enemy.
Often, the best jokes come at the cost of (gently) insulting oneself, someone else, or social norms. That’s the price of entry! But you can’t play it fast and loose with superficial, dumb humor. The jokes actually have to be witty, otherwise, you’re in hot water if you’re edgy for the sake of cheap shock value.
And in that moment one of the happiest dogs that ever lived.
Load More Replies...as a child that also loved mud, please use warm water in the hose
Dog? What dog? I only see a adorable mud monster I would like to make my spirit animal
It's "the again" bit I don't get. You think they would have learned after the first time.
My city has a bridge that was dubbed 'Idiotenbrücke' (idiot's bridge) because for awhile it happened so often. It even has an entry in the German Wikipedia 😂
Load More Replies...The BBC are good at this. They have a weather presenter called Sara Blizzard and when there was a run on petrol a little while back and everybody was filling up containers, they sent Phil McCann.
I have to wonder if the names are made up. If it is just in print, no one would ever know.
Load More Replies...Surpassed only by the reporter the New Scientist sent to interview James Lovelock last year, her name was Gaia 😂
Imagine you're moving and she drives the truck: "Caroline, low bridge!!" - "Why are you screaming my name at m..." *giant crashing sound* 😆
Stephanie, I'm guessing but the "desk" might be he's holding a fire blanket and is about to use it to smother the fire.
Load More Replies...I genuinely thought for a second it meant dropping your towel in front of your partner will set his pants on fire.
"If a colleague is on fire, smother them to death to put them out of their misery"
He: Come kiss me, Madame de Portieres! Can't you see my loins are on fire for love of you! She: You must be mad! You know how jealous the king is! I'll lift up my skirts that you may admire my legs, but THAT is ALL.
Sorry, your doomed and I just happen to have a foldable coffin to hand?
To classify Great British Memes as a phenomenon would be to do it a slight disservice. It is a digital force of nature. The odds are that its featured content has graced your social media feeds at least once. They’re just that widespread. And they are incredibly consistent with their posting, so there's always some fresh content to look forward to.
Created by founder George Bacon all the way back in 2017, the project is the foundational part of the well-known GBM Group social creative agency.
Not enough Yorkshires on the plate, they'd have soaked it up
Load More Replies...But the joy of a Toby Carvery is that you serve yourself with gravy!
That's OK as long as some dirtbag hasn't swapped the serving ladle with the bread sauce and it looks like someone has wanked in the gravy barrel
Load More Replies...We expell noxious fumes in your general direction!
Load More Replies...Bought a new electric toothbrush recently and one of the settings pulses like nee-nor
The Meep! And of course Doctor/Donna, Rose and Sylvia who is so full of sass it's a wonder she doesn't explode.
I don't remember this episode. And I've seen every single episode with David Tennet.. and that's not Rose (Billie Piper).. I'm so confused..
Load More Replies...David Tennant is a universal treasure and should have been knighted by now. God save the Queen, I will DIG HER UP to make this happen.
OKAY. I have to admit - I was distracted thinking, did David Tennent really get a pic? Then I'm looking to see if I recognize anyone else (from the US, I "think" this is Dr. Who?). Still thinking, WOW! This guy got a pic of David Tennent when he was drunk! Lucky! No where in my mind did I register the gremlin-looking thing as not a real thing to give me a clue this was not a random pic taken on a drunk man's phone. Shrugs.
Great British Memes mainly focuses on spreading entertaining, humorous, and engaging content on the web. It has been wildly successful over the years! And it continues to grow by leaps and bounds.
On Instagram alone, the project has a whopping 2.7 million followers. A further 1.1 million internet users follow the project’s Facebook account while 1.9 million folks follow its TikTok page.
"Filthy Mitts" more like, once everyone's manky hands have pawed all over it. 🤮🤮🤮 #FingerBuffetsAreRank
That's what all those toothpicks sticking out of the food are for, so you don't have to manhandle the food.
Load More Replies...That does look pretty good. My old local takeaway used to do a curry pizza, where it was your choice of curry instead of the pizza sauce, then covered in cheese
Tesco used to do curry pizzas, the base was Naan bread . . .
Load More Replies...Gawd, that looks good! Maybe a chicken tikka masala would be even better!
I once made chili, not understanding the difference between a clove of garlic and a head of garlic. The recipe called for 8 cloves...
Load More Replies...This is a real thing and it's not a fluke. See Wikipedia's "Solo garlic" page. I buy it online. It keeps really well and it's really easy to peel. The papery skin WANTS to come off. It's the only kind of garlic I buy anymore.
I don't know what they're called but I always buy those it's just so much easier to peel than countless tiny ones
This can be done with any variety of garlic. It's the result of specific growing conditions and cultivation technique. Google "solo garlic".
Load More Replies..."Great British Memes was founded in 2017, and has now become one of many pages that GBM owns. Great British Memes was a project I started whilst at uni, and began to kick off straight away!" Bacon, the founder of both Great British Memes and GBM Group, told Bored Panda during a previous interview back in 2023.
she should've come back with "yeah, he was offering to do yours so we could go out"
Note that they give their number to the person they expect to survive to pay them...
......Alphonso (looking pensive): "....three bodies....no motive....what do you think apricot ?" Apricot: "....i dunno guv....i reckon we're in a right pickle 'ere".
Load More Replies...When I was a kid my California Barbie and Ken had a baby named Apricot (because they were hippies from California) and this was in the early 90s so before the whole Chris Martin naming his kid Apple thing.
My mistake. Her name was Chudney.. Still bizarre.
Load More Replies...British people dont use the name cilantro, the leaves are still called corriander
Load More Replies...Now I am thinking about Schmidt from New Girl. He likes mango chutteney, basically any kind of chutteney, and uses sculpting chuttenney on his hair.
After finishing his degree and graduating from Portsmouth University, Bacon founded the GBM Group company itself in 2020, during the Covid-19 pandemic. The founder shared some of his thoughts on internet memes, virality, and humor with us earlier.
According to him, it’s “definitely British” memes that resonate the most with the audience. “However, we jump on reactive and cultural things happening in the UK which really helps with keeping our audience up to date," he said.
I've heard a spy in Britain was caught after ordering his tea like this. But a quick Google search didn't find the story, so it might be apocryphal.
Load More Replies...I'm not sure what this is doing here, TBH. It's just a perfectly normal cup of tea.
I had my first English breakfast tea in London last year, and it was surprisingly delicious! Loved it.
So British mom. Make tea like this. Had a boyfriend at six months realise i was drinking tea, not coffee. But its so dark. And has milk. Guess he had only seen the herbal stuff.
Load More Replies..."That's a crime..." Literally a crime in some places (like where I live) that have issues with rainwater runoff. We are only allowed to cover 50% of our property with impermeable materials.
Load More Replies...Similar to Councils/Landowners chopping down all the trees (esp near rivers), then wailing about the flooding they've helped cause...
Or building on and paving over a bloody floodplain =.= "Hey, we're going to give you an Aldi's!" Fine, whatever, where? Oh, right next to the bloody river that floods a lot, exactly where the floodwater plops itself? Yeah, that is going to last long.
Load More Replies...If people like the left, they'd love my house...almost an acre of lawn and trees....no paving...(and I'm in the States).
I much prefer the 'after'. It looks good, is easy to maintain, and when some pots of plants are added it's going to look stunning.
No! Never 😭 English gardens should be full of plants and flowers in all their delicate colours and roses and little garden paths and unexpected arches where little ghosts of the past live next to the gnomes and fairies 🧚♂️
Load More Replies...We have friends who built a cabinet with a folding door around their tree one year. Now they never have to do more than open or close the door. Uber tacky, or brilliant? (Either way, it's more environmentally friendly than all that plastic cling film.)
I‘d rather use some reusable protective cover. That said, I‘ve done this without any cover several and never had any problems.
I've used the same roll of furniture mover packing film to do this for about 15 years. I am still using the original roll. It's wider, and on a handle, so easy to roll around the trees. Then I put it in a zip up tree bag, It's easy to store in the attic or garage lying flat with no damage.
Do that with bubble wrap so you can reuse it year after year. Environment and all that
From Bacon’s perspective, one of the best tools in any content creator’s arsenal is consistency. Its impact is invaluable. "Consistency definitely helps, we've been posting on Great British Memes daily for the last 6 years. That's some commitment!" he said, adding that the team tends to post at least 3 to 4 times each day.
People wonder about all the rage we have. Just TRY to find a specific style of soup in Walmart. You're there for 20 minutes.
But the food/display is British, that's the point
Load More Replies...I wish we had a selection like that in the US!!! My favorites were always the Volvic flavored waters
Then I would recommend that you don't drink it.
Load More Replies...Why cant they have " find my remote" feature. Press a button on tv and remote beeps.
I also have mine tethered to a piece of furniture right next to my chair.
Load More Replies...During our earlier conversation back in 2023, the founder opened up to Bored Panda that the London-based GBM Group team consisted of 7 full-time and freelance employees. “The GBM-owned network is now over 10 million followers strong, with the majority of their audience based in the UK," Bacon said at the time.
I grew up post WWII with the information that canned goods are fine unless the lid is bulging upward, then it will kill you, and frozen goods are fine forever except you might have to rinse off the ice crystals that formed if there was a power outage and they melted and refroze. Followed that methodology until my kids grew up, came over, inspected cupboard and went hysterical over items labeled like the one above...(Refrained from pointing out to them that they had been raised on selfsame with no harm done...)
Am I... older than Windows XP? Are you fvcking kidding me? Who thought this was a spicy take, a 10-year-old?
All these comments about how old people are based on different iterations of operating systems is making me feel very old.
Sniffing Vic’s - don’t - it’s not damaging your brain - use gule instead!
Why didn't I ever think of this?!? So disappointed in myself.
You're also supposed to smear it on the soles of your feet, haha.
Still in October on this side of the pond. If the Atlantic is a pond, what do you call the Pacific? A lake?
Was gonna give killer allergy advice until i realized this was a post on the other side of the sphere. Strap/hang in there bud!
Which of these memes did you enjoy the most, Pandas? What was your first experience being exposed to British humor? Are there any comedians or shows that you’d recommend to anyone completely new to Britishness?
Do you have any silly puns that you’d like to share with everyone else? Brew yourself a cuppa, grab some biscuits, and scroll down to the comments to share your thoughts!
The government should bring back housing standards. They got rid of the Parker Morris standards back in the '80's. Another Thatcher legacy.
The problem is that so many landlords are selfish, greedy a******s. The BBC "Have Your Say" section about the Renters Reform Bill was awash with landleeches moaning that "there's too much regulation already, I'm just going to sell up". (Bloody good. Leave some housing for those who want to buy to live in)
Load More Replies...Can the washing machine be opened at all? :D And if it is, good luck sleeping next to it.
Why is it that every morning just as my alarm is about to go off I feel like I could sleep forever yet when I go to bed I don't think I'll ever sleep again
Or on weekends. Today woke up at 7.15pm and delayed my breakfast till 9.30am. Tomorrow is saturday, I might wake up at 8 and on 8.15 I'll be looking for the vacuum cleaner.
Load More Replies...Now I have the image of Elaine and Jerry pummeling George's Gore Tex coat
Exactly the first thing that came to my mind! 'Puffboy'
Load More Replies...Walkies, Henry. Heel! Heel! Siiii-it! Good boy, Henry. (in your best Barbara Woodhouse voice)
Siiii-t!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 lol, thank you, Robert, fond memories 💖
Load More Replies...They get grumpy if you don't walk them, otherwise it's all take and no give
Got a Henry last year and was blown away by how amazing they are. Threw out the Dyson which sucked but didn't suck. Might have to get a henrieta
This can't be real, right? Like the ties and shoes must have been photoshopped.
This is real, it's where I live, the PM visited teesside and went out with the mayor to look at stuff
I thought a candidate for the US election was the champion of long ties, but I was wrong!
Back in my college days, the trendiest bloke on my Design course carried everything in a plastic carrier bag. When it got tattered and beat up, he just put another one inside it. Eventually he had a bag in a bag in a bag (etc) in increasingly progressive states of decay.
We moved when my brothers were in the 7th and 8th grade. At our previous school, all the cool kids brought their books to school in tattered plastic bags from a particular dairy. When they got on the bus for the new school, everyone thought they were poor. "Don't you have a backpack? "
Load More Replies...That bags banned cause it was single use plastic. The fools who made those laws never saw homeless people
That’s just mean. You don’t need a partner to be worth something or to be happy.
I see things like this, and have to think my mom for not doing this nonsense.
Jesus, I was just telling my 15 year old about this last week.......the holiday kids used to bring back sweets for the class too. The 90s were a great but strange time.
Those massive long strings of weird flavour boiled sweets
Load More Replies...This is like a old restaurant with pics of celeb diners on the wall.Di was known for a curry after a few pints on a Friday
That 'Princess Diana' must just be a good lookalike, because to my eyes, that is not a picture of Diana herself. Probably more sensible lawsuit-wise that way!
D’ya remember Ted? Do you? Do you? Do you? Ted! Ted! Teeeeeeeeddddddd!!!!!!!!
I do not want to alarm anyone, but they got in the water for the Meme as the ship isn't sinking
They'd make bad AI art? Seriously what passenger ship has 6 funnels? And is that the wrong promenade deck? That looks like Olympic not Titanic.
Were they flung off and catapulted forward before the iceberg attacked the "unsinkable" ship?
I had one. Unfortunately, you couldn't buy the mini chocolate bars to replenish it after you've eaten them all on day one, so it just became a decorative piece of plastic for 6 months before you ditched it at a car boot sale
Your parents lied to you! I had one and you could absolutely get new bars to top it up.
Load More Replies...I had one, my parents never could find the refill chocolate. We looked everywhere
Yes, with tiny versions of the local (to the UK) chocolate bar.
Load More Replies...Had a friend with one (really my mum's friend's daughter) and when we went around to visit, we ate all the chocolates from hers.
26p should be the modern price, 10p is the old price
Load More Replies...American here. Our 'chips' are close to $7 a bag, and we have NONE of those fabulous flavors. :(
Robbing barstewards. But that's most of our supermarkets nowadays, unfortunately.
No, a h’apenny and the salt comes in a twist of blue paper.
(Back when I had a roommate) I bought a loaf of bread, had two pieces of toast, went to work. Came home late, all that was left of the loaf were the heels. Roommate says "It's been ages since I've had toast."
My autistic son will have 3-5 pieces for breakfast every day and has done since he was 3
Last time i ate 10 pieces of toast was when i was stoned. And i dont like being stoned. Ruined toast for me
Does toast accompany everything in England? ...like pasta in Italy? ...or saturated fat here (US)?
No. And this is an American text. We don't spell it 'mom.'
Load More Replies...Yeah but it's two different species of Dinosaur, who existed 150 million years apart. I don't mind the sêx joke but the lack of regard for paleontological accuracy is making my blood boil.
Load More Replies...And this is why we have an obesity crisis. there is about 1000 calories of hyper processed shite on that plate, and no actual food.
Is that what healthy eating looks like in the UK nowadays? Good lord! What's going ON over there?
Send him for a bucket of steam, a long wait and a left handed screwdriver! 🤭
Also, tell him to paint something, hand him a can of spray paint, and tell him to shake it until it stops rattling. That's when it's ready to use.
Load More Replies..."Said they could order it, but they'd have to know which Tartan to ask for."
A "man of the people". Did you know some of his freinds were working class. Well, not working class! What an Rsole
At least my mum had the decency of steaming them open and then resealing them back closed! 😂
The tea-bag inside was a bit of a give-away, though
Load More Replies...I've never had that happen, tbf, and I don't open my son's post (that mostly STILL gets sent to me, even though he bought his own house 2 years ago). He says that there is more chance of me being at home, than him, when parcels are ordered... 🙄
Does anyone see a lady lounging, where the flap is squished? Or should I just lay off the Nyquil?
We lived with the ILs for a year. They did this. We got a post office box. Got chided for getting the post office box.
I was waiting for my RN state boards results and it was getting close for them to come. I was working midnights, I told my mom not to wake me (having enough trouble trying to sleep in the day) and I told her to not open them. She not only woke by saying you passed. I said I told you not to open it. She said I didn't, it says congratulations RN, you can see it through the envelope.
But wonderful if you don't like being touched, hugged, or approached
Load More Replies...I'm in Arizona USA, and it's still over 105° here.. my ac is still on! I can't imagine needing the heater so early in the year..
Load More Replies...The energy peeps have got us by the clappers when the weather turns. I only put it on long enough to dispel the bone-chill.
I'll run the heating for about 20-30 mins in the morning at most to heat the house up. Then maybe in the evening if it is really cold. At night it is off.
Load More Replies...Still haven’t put mine on, and I still have my balcony door open, which has been open since March!
I hardly think that Martin "I deserve a gong" Lewis will need to watch the pennies.
I need a pair in the size of the Sunak looking at the pothole picture. For my canoe trip next month
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1870703/hs2-midlands-north-4-7bn-of-reallocated-funds
Load More Replies...How am I supposed to wear that? It was my RIGHT foot that got amputated, remember?
That doesn´t exist in the UK anymore? Here in Germany it feels like they bring out new designs every year or so.
This happened once at my university. The student responsible was from a country where people normally squat whilst defecating. They were not used to the 'sit down loo', and instead stood on the porcelain. Wet feet, and a broken loo were the result. The university put signs up showing how to use a western loo, and spoke with all the overseas students.
Tbf, Heinz low fat mayo is nicer than Hellmanns low fat, but Hellmanns normal mayo is the best full stop. Oh, and Branston made the best ketchup and then stopped, which is sad because Heinz ketchup tastes like vinegar water these days. Thank you for coming to my TED talk, I will die on this hill.
I hope the "steamed vegetables" are also potatoes. Potatoes are a vegetable, right?
My Irish goddaughter's idea of a 9 course meal. The clichés are there for a reason....
I was on the Chase! Had to be there at 8am and couldn't sleep the night before. Got through my questions by the skin of my teeth, but then you can see the exact moment my blood sugar and focus tanked in the final chase. I did manage to push back the governess by knowing that a waterfall was in Yosemite national park... which tbh I probably learned on here? But we were caught and went home empty handed
While Tesco's sitting up in the booth putting s**t on you mocking this years quality street will be smaller yet and cost ,40% more so you will need to win.
Yeah, but does he scream, literally scream "THEY'RE EATING THE CATS!"?
Load More Replies...That's your only take on this picture? Tell me you're an old white man without telling me you're an old white man. 🙄
Load More Replies...Like from Inverness to Thurso and Wick? Or is someone saying UK when they mean England. Again.
Possibly outside of McDonald's control. I've had to integrate payment systems into existing software, and sometimes it's difficult or outright impossible to style parts of it.
Probably because of transaction security issues.
Load More Replies...Why is everyone so triggered? "Too good to go" is the leftover bits that were not sold so they are too good to put in the bin and are boxed up at reduced prices - you take it or leave it. I'd say that's a real bargain meself.
Exactly! I think it's brilliant for £3.50. Just shove some ketchup on and get on with it. TGTG orders are picked up and taken home anyway.
Load More Replies...TooGoodToGo is thee best app. Check it out. And no one said English, or Full English so STFU! It's that amount of delicious fresh food for 3.50.
Waffle? On a full English? Are you serious? Fried bread, toast and bread and butter to mop up the juice.
Load More Replies...Oh it gets worse, there was the Colin the Caterpillar war ...
Load More Replies...Oldies? I'd have you know I'm 34 years young! Old...pffft
Load More Replies...What does "x" mean in British shorthand? Not the first time I've seen it here (in US, "x" means kisses, "o" means hugs, but the contexts don't seem like that's likely in these posts).
It technically means kisses, but it's more of a tone indicator I suppose? Hard to explain but it's a very casual thing we're all used to
Load More Replies...I'm Argentinean, will someone please explain this one as I don't get it. Looks yummy to me 🤷
What is that thing between the potatoes? And, no - don't want that one mailed to me. No sir.
Because you only use one so you can listen to musica Nd feel like a protagonist, while having one ear open for battering and listening out for electric vans coming around corners above the speed limit
i swear with these and walking on the upside down benches they were training us to be ninjas
I used to be so scared of the climbing frame, couldn't understand how other kids could just go up and over it
I well remember a girl at primary school falling off this exact same peice of kit and knocking out her top front teeth.
I once walked across the link beam (where the ropes are attached) and freaked my teacher out.
Pigs in a blanket doesn't look bad - depending on the expiration date. My great grandma sent me soup one year Campbells bean with bacon.
We have these in my office and last week I witnessed the worst happen and a woman get stuck in there for about 30 minutes. Harrowing.
Care to explain or post a picture of one? I've no idea what sort of door they're referring to.
Load More Replies...they remain of like a death trap a bond villain comes up with like the floor is gonna open you will drop into a pit with sharks that have laser beams on their head every creature deserves a warm meal.
61p that is inflation gone mad next thing you freddo's will be a quid
Yeah, they also 'modernised' the Freddo shape... that happened to be smaller than the original...#Shrinkflation is rife nowadays.
Load More Replies...OMG! But at least you're saving your teeth by not buying them. Those chews were sugar-ly brutal, lol.
Why not just put the word "pint" at the top? Also, most of those beers are awful (apart from Guinness and Inch's cider)
We encountered some "nutmeg ginger biscuits" in Aldi once, and my daughter and I both started singing "nutmeg ginger biscuits" to the tune of Nutbush City Limits. I was impressed she even knew the song, to be fair.
We tried to bring some of these into the States from Mexico -- nope nope nope. We were found out by a (I am not making this up) 'meat-sniffing dog.' The US is terrified of some kind of parasites found in preserved meat.
I sang the whole thing in my head. Partly proud, partly not sure if that's a good thing. BUT! for once I got the reference without stressing myself. I'll never sing that song properly again.
Sure, as long as the rent can be paid at [later date or time]
She resembles the BBC presenter who flashed the finger at the camera for a split second just as the news started.
Good thing this was in the UK. In France they'd be dusting off the guillotine for this.
"Old girl is a but rusty but it ought to cut through just fine" "Sir you are in the British Museum hands of the artefacts please." (of course I don't know if there IS a guillotine at the british museum...but for the sake of jokes.)
Load More Replies...Criminal. Though I must tell you that doesn't look liike à lovely baguette.
Well of course not, someone went and cracked it in half!
Load More Replies...From 11am? It's Christmas; you have Baileys instead of milk on your Weetabix for breakfast.
Prosecco and chocolate coins for breakfast. Them’s the rules. Bucks Fizz if you’re being healthy.
Load More Replies...It's been over a year. I honestly want to know how it went (their first year).
True story: the BBC's on-line weather service had a bit of a glitch yesterday. It was forecasting winds of up to 42,000mph across the country..
That's all the hot air emanating from 10 Downing Street.
Load More Replies...yikes 🥶 In Germany it´s at least still around 5+ C at night, in my part at least.
Celsius? Fahrenheit? Kelvin? Rankine? Delisle? Banana?
Nah, this is school food. Cuisine is what you get at your Nan's
Load More Replies...Its not dinner if you dont eat it. What a miserable plate of misery. Burn in hell grinch
I'd feel sick if I was paying that kind of money to someone else per year to live into their house.
We don't pay that per year to live in our own house. Mortgage (admittedly small due to some odd circumstances) comes to just over £10k. Can't imagine paying twice that to cover someone else's mortgage!
Load More Replies...So much wrong with this, I would never contact my tenants like this, and this has to be a property in London. I rent out 2 properties here in Dorset for £850 pcm for a 2 bedroom 2 bathroom flat, there is no way I could charge over £2000 pcm. Also, why is the landlord visiting every 2 months? I visit my tenants once a year just to see if any structural repairs or maintenance are needed and to renew their tenancy agreement and how does the landlord know how much their utility bills are? I haven't a clue how much my tenants pay for their utilities, it's none of my business.
Basic maintenance checks and checking for additional unlisted tenants for two reasons...
Load More Replies...Excuse me we are British not American it's "Ones mama"
Load More Replies...Thx, i thought they were shampoo or shower gel bottles 🤭
Load More Replies...I must be the only person in the UK that has never seen an episode of Gavin and Stacy!
Hacker T. Dog was a popular puppet on kids tv. The picture behind her looks just like him.
Load More Replies...Was hoping for the white plastic one that comes with the pizza
Load More Replies...Don't be daft - in the UK kids get free dental treatment up until they're 19, and then after that it's a subsidised payment if you use an NHS dentist, with the maximum payment of about £250 (for higher tier treatment like extractions or root canal)
Load More Replies...Impractical Jokers....it's an American comedy show. Gotta say it's hilarious.
Load More Replies...Strong indicator that he doesn't care. If you can't even manage to dress for your wedding you shouldn't be there to ruin it for her.
Or maybe they talked about it and she was happy for him to feel comfortable. Too little info to judge.
Load More Replies...Lady, why did you go through with the wedding? This guy couldn't possibly misunderstand the requirements/traditions this much, so he's telling you how much your feelings matter to him. There is no way on Earth that they didn't discuss what they would be wearing, so this is just him being a jerk - if he were merely clueless and thought this was appropriate, she'd have told him different before the event.
Best time of year between halloween and Christmas is bonfire night which is where these elf's belong
Thus begins Eating Season Oct. 31-Easter. Americans find more excuses to cram food down our pieholes.
Most of these posts weren't specifically British. As a brit i could only really relate to one or two.
I'm still waiting for "Funny British Memes". I don't know what this post was about. And nothing was even chuckle-worthy.
Most of these posts weren't specifically British. As a brit i could only really relate to one or two.
I'm still waiting for "Funny British Memes". I don't know what this post was about. And nothing was even chuckle-worthy.
