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British humor is among the best the world has to offer—and we’re huge fans! From gems like Blackadder, Fawlty Towers, and the Monty Python films to The Office and The IT Crowd, there’s a lot of quality to be found in the United Kingdom. All with a distinctly satirical, self-deprecating, and sarcastic flavor.

Great British Memes is a very popular and witty social media project that has been entertaining the internet with thoroughly British jests for years. Today, we’re featuring some of its freshest memes and jokes, all to make you smile and chase away the blues. Scroll down for a good laugh, a brief lesson about the rarely seen side of British culture, and be sure to loop your friends in as well.

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EquusontheBuses Report

Glix Drap
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope, he just didn't like Brighton & Hove Albion.

Charlie the Cat
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To our international pandas that may not know, Brighton & Hove Albion is a football (soccer) club. They are affectionately known as The Seagulls

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Annik Perrot
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a feeling that bench is in Wales, but I may be mistaken.

Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welsh first name and Welsh surname, so definitely a good chance!

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Alexandra
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm planning to get my own bench after I'm dead. Not sure yet what to put on the plaque though.

ManuelQue
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's always the old "I told you I was sick."

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🤣🤣🤣 (Me while reading bp)
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep that's so Britsh. I hope Huw then moaned about how seagulls are just flying rats

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    #2

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    LRowHeyveld Report

    Shayne Huff
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that they're holding the certificate means the dog stopped eating it when told. Seems they got exactly what they paid for in the "Basic Obedience" class.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might need to enrol him in the advanced class now.

    cj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this wasn't in gb, look at how center is spelled!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basic? Who you calling basic, b!tch?

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because German Shorthaired Pointers are whacky, a friend of mine put hers through a bunch of training. She went out, came back to her pointer Lars having pulled all the books out of her bookshelves. The only one totally destroyed was a book called " How do I train my German Shorthaired Pointer".

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    bingowings14 Report

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Behold, The Magnificent Floof!

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of poof. I can sort of imagine the white post is actually an air tube blowing a bunch of air up under her fur for the photo shoot. (giggle..) Now my mind just pictured the same cat soaking wet.

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try to blow it and see what happens.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Washed on wool cycle and then popped in the dryer

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dandelion gone to seed

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    1 year ago

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    EJN
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he would permit me, I would bet that cat would feel so soft and fluffy like a down pillow!

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    British humor can be difficult to quantify and qualify. The more exposed to it you become, the more you start to truly ‘get’ all the nuanced layers of irony and banter. However, broadly speaking, British comedy has a strong tradition of satire, absurdity, sarcasm, self-deprecation, puns, and insults.

    And if you follow any popular British comedians like Jimmy Carr or Ricky Gervais, then you know that taboo topics don’t stay taboo for long. Controversial? Naturally. Hilarious to the point that you’re wheezing? It happens more often than you’d expect.

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    #4

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    Pocklington_Liz Report

    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rolling Stones would only approve of the original colour.

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've moved my postie to a different route. The dogs and I miss him.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love posties! My postie is an all-round lovely guy.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget all of those colors and go with a dark green instead.

    sdorph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they would have seen a lot of front doors

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the middle color, blends with the brick

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost agreed, as it seems like it would, but if you cover the other colors while looking at each individually, postie's not wrong. Second *green from the bottom has the best color pop. Everything else is rather bland.

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    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great suggestion, do something special for your postal carrier

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    #5

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    FameForNothing Report

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burn it to the ground!

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or..go up, knock on the door, and demand the manager

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "All units prepare to breach... Breach! Breach! Breach!"

    Timbob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s amazing they could all live together.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before lightning the torches, let's find out if trains or rehabs the Karens. Maybe they learned how to pray away the beeyatch.

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a 30 ft (9.144 meters) fence around it with razor wire on top and armed guards

    Leigh Tanner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's arguing with the house next door

    DetriMentaL (It/That)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hazzah! Done enough quests to take on the boss level.

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    #6

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    greatbritish.memes Report

    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And based on my experience watching that show, her response will still be "That's lovely, thank you"

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to add she'd probably say "Well they're not worthless to ME"

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    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll tell her they're £3000 and she'll say "well they're staying in the family anyway!"

    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like on P**n Stars: "since this vase is only worth $1000 and not $18000, I'm just gonna keep it"

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like one of my old professors, when he heard that I had chosen an MOS for Infantry. Instead of the original offer for an MOS in Medical, Chemical, or Nuclear.

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not much of a James Bond left

    ABC no seven FCK CENSORING
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? I think it was about the last movie I've seen starring him (pretty much boycotted him after this desaster with the Vodka Martini in his first Bond), but oh boyh as he grown old.

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    Comedy is a nuanced subject as a whole. It’s a balancing act. On the one hand, you have to know your audience, respect them, and cater to their tastes and whims. You wouldn’t tell dark jokes to a room full of family-friendly pun-lovers. Nor would you tell dad jokes to a cynical auditorium that’s heard it all and needs a bit of spice to get them to chuckle.

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    #7

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    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time my spaniel wanted to go out. I opened the front door. He saw the deep snow, did a 'nope', and ran to the back door. The back door had snow piled up against it. The dog looked at me as if to say, 'Really?!' He cocked his leg, wee-ed against the 1.5 wall of snow, and ran back to sit in front of the fire.

    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our GSD Dobe cross did the same thing when he was about 9 months old.

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    MikePan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canceled plans. I do that every weekend.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better information, better decisions

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a saussagehog having a pee.

    Kayci Styles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 out of 10. Would recommend.

    Lia Murphy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's actually cute! And obviously a hedgehog. I wouldn't complain if I were served this!

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! A portrait of the beheaded Argus! I love the way the artist has given him telescopic eyes - I hadn't seen that before - and if we imagine that the peas form the hair, then the 3 on his neck must be rogue whickers that eluded the tweezers. Full marks for originality and realism.

    Shaun Coleman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sausage and mash hedgehog in a field of peas! Very nice.

    Roshan Kassan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would order that at a restaurant

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    #9

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    greatbritish.memes Report

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Marathon (was called Marathon until 1994 and they've brought it back as a 30th anniversary special edition!)

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    Wisteria Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Barbara, you can expect me to carry on your legacy

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just lost my little cat Phoebe at 17 who got hangry. She'd smack her siblings whilst waiting for tea then back to loving them after she'd eaten. Beautiful fur ball 💔❤️

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, but I'm always hungry.

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    Often, the best jokes come at the cost of (gently) insulting oneself, someone else, or social norms. That’s the price of entry! But you can’t play it fast and loose with superficial, dumb humor. The jokes actually have to be witty, otherwise, you’re in hot water if you’re edgy for the sake of cheap shock value.

    #10

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    greatbritish.memes Report

    Undercover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a dog under all this mud?

    HTakeover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in that moment one of the happiest dogs that ever lived.

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    The Big Bad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I thought it was a bronze statue.

    DetriMentaL (It/That)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a hippo. We only rate dogs here 12/10

    Ms. Mack
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a black and white Springer Spaniel that did this, except it was very fresh, very green, very fragrant cow manure. He was black and green for a bit, even after repeated bathing and brushing.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who put a pink tongue on this Rodin?

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a child that also loved mud, please use warm water in the hose

    Wisteria Bookworm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog? What dog? I only see a adorable mud monster I would like to make my spirit animal

    Linda van A.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are people who pay for such a mud bath.

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    greatbritish.memes Report

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's "the again" bit I don't get. You think they would have learned after the first time.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My city has a bridge that was dubbed 'Idiotenbrücke' (idiot's bridge) because for awhile it happened so often. It even has an entry in the German Wikipedia 😂

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The BBC are good at this. They have a weather presenter called Sara Blizzard and when there was a run on petrol a little while back and everybody was filling up containers, they sent Phil McCann.

    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to wonder if the names are made up. If it is just in print, no one would ever know.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surpassed only by the reporter the New Scientist sent to interview James Lovelock last year, her name was Gaia 😂

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine you're moving and she drives the truck: "Caroline, low bridge!!" - "Why are you screaming my name at m..." *giant crashing sound* 😆

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    chiwithaC Report

    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, what is the sign actually supposed to be saying?

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stephanie, I'm guessing but the "desk" might be he's holding a fire blanket and is about to use it to smother the fire.

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    François Bouzigues
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely thought for a second it meant dropping your towel in front of your partner will set his pants on fire.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude on the floor got hot pants ;-) when he got flashed by the person standing?

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens whenever we get into hard liquor.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If a colleague is on fire, smother them to death to put them out of their misery"

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He: Come kiss me, Madame de Portieres! Can't you see my loins are on fire for love of you! She: You must be mad! You know how jealous the king is! I'll lift up my skirts that you may admire my legs, but THAT is ALL.

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, your doomed and I just happen to have a foldable coffin to hand?

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    XenoMurph
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough Yorkshires on the plate, they'd have soaked it up

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    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That or someone has dropped a Sports Direct mug full of tea!

    Sally Horrocks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the joy of a Toby Carvery is that you serve yourself with gravy!

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's OK as long as some dirtbag hasn't swapped the serving ladle with the bread sauce and it looks like someone has wanked in the gravy barrel

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    Will__McKee Report

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We are the knights who say NIII NUR!"

    Excited Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We expell noxious fumes in your general direction!

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    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought a new electric toothbrush recently and one of the settings pulses like nee-nor

    Ian Cryar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use ambulances as blockers just get behind when they run the light we run the light

    Lia Murphy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just found my next personalized license plate! Brilliant!

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    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Meep! And of course Doctor/Donna, Rose and Sylvia who is so full of sass it's a wonder she doesn't explode.

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember this episode. And I've seen every single episode with David Tennet.. and that's not Rose (Billie Piper).. I'm so confused..

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    Paul Donahue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David Tennant is a universal treasure and should have been knighted by now. God save the Queen, I will DIG HER UP to make this happen.

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say that in London you are never more than 6 feet from a rat...

    MikePan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the way the people talk is so precious.

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    Strahd Ivarius
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't diss a Time Lord, otherwise things happen...

    Maim
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OKAY. I have to admit - I was distracted thinking, did David Tennent really get a pic? Then I'm looking to see if I recognize anyone else (from the US, I "think" this is Dr. Who?). Still thinking, WOW! This guy got a pic of David Tennent when he was drunk! Lucky! No where in my mind did I register the gremlin-looking thing as not a real thing to give me a clue this was not a random pic taken on a drunk man's phone. Shrugs.

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    Mark Howell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UK diet, anything if it's beige

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call it a pu pu platter. A variety of different apperizers.

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calories? Nah, they're just small bits.

    Alison Hobbs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a carpet picnic because you sit on the floor to eat it

    Stuarty 802
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Filthy Mitts" more like, once everyone's manky hands have pawed all over it. 🤮🤮🤮 #FingerBuffetsAreRank

    Tiny Dancer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what all those toothpicks sticking out of the food are for, so you don't have to manhandle the food.

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    Korthias
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That does look pretty good. My old local takeaway used to do a curry pizza, where it was your choice of curry instead of the pizza sauce, then covered in cheese

    Brain-In-A-Vat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tesco used to do curry pizzas, the base was Naan bread . . .

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    René Sauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh damn. I am drooling so much I am almost drowning.

    K- THULU
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks good.... I like indain food......

    tuzdayschild
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the crust is somehow naan, I'm looking at perfection.

    L H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No pineapple? I'm out ...

    Schmebulock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an amazing idea for a fusion!

    Lynette Vella
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gawd, that looks good! Maybe a chicken tikka masala would be even better!

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    thebobpalmer Report

    Erik Biesemeier
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once made chili, not understanding the difference between a clove of garlic and a head of garlic. The recipe called for 8 cloves...

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    Victoria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this very mild though? Just like Elephant Garlic.

    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a real thing and it's not a fluke. See Wikipedia's "Solo garlic" page. I buy it online. It keeps really well and it's really easy to peel. The papery skin WANTS to come off. It's the only kind of garlic I buy anymore.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish all garlic was like this. Never too much garlic.

    Sarah Matsoukis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what they're called but I always buy those it's just so much easier to peel than countless tiny ones

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just a different type of garlic, surely?

    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can be done with any variety of garlic. It's the result of specific growing conditions and cultivation technique. Google "solo garlic".

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    Orysha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Praise the OmniMessiah of garlic!

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    athornedrose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she should've come back with "yeah, he was offering to do yours so we could go out"

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note that they give their number to the person they expect to survive to pay them...

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    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are usually found near mom and pop "ye olde sex emporium".

    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as "Ye Glue Vape Shoppe".

    Hugendubel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and yet its run by Muslims ...

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    RobotMonkey God
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......Alphonso (looking pensive): "....three bodies....no motive....what do you think apricot ?" Apricot: "....i dunno guv....i reckon we're in a right pickle 'ere".

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    ScarletRos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid my California Barbie and Ken had a baby named Apricot (because they were hippies from California) and this was in the early 90s so before the whole Chris Martin naming his kid Apple thing.

    ABC no seven FCK CENSORING
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Alphonso Mango! Clarinette Orange! Dinner's ready!"

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't Diana Ross name her daughter Chutney?

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mistake. Her name was Chudney.. Still bizarre.

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    Nancy Lynch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coriander? You mean cilantro? I love that in salsa!

    Naimah Yianni
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    British people dont use the name cilantro, the leaves are still called corriander

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    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up Jacob Rees-Mogg's kids names...

    MagicJacket
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I am thinking about Schmidt from New Girl. He likes mango chutteney, basically any kind of chutteney, and uses sculpting chuttenney on his hair.

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    After finishing his degree and graduating from Portsmouth University, Bacon founded the GBM Group company itself in 2020, during the Covid-19 pandemic. The founder shared some of his thoughts on internet memes, virality, and humor with us earlier.

    According to him, it’s “definitely British” memes that resonate the most with the audience. “However, we jump on reactive and cultural things happening in the UK which really helps with keeping our audience up to date," he said.

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    Norm Gilmore
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to start a war. I have my tea without milk (or sugar)..

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard a spy in Britain was caught after ordering his tea like this. But a quick Google search didn't find the story, so it might be apocryphal.

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the only colour tea should be

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what this is doing here, TBH. It's just a perfectly normal cup of tea.

    Anna Losonczy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my first English breakfast tea in London last year, and it was surprisingly delicious! Loved it.

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans take note. THIS is peak British tea making.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So British mom. Make tea like this. Had a boyfriend at six months realise i was drinking tea, not coffee. But its so dark. And has milk. Guess he had only seen the herbal stuff.

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    Rodney McKay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's a crime..." Literally a crime in some places (like where I live) that have issues with rainwater runoff. We are only allowed to cover 50% of our property with impermeable materials.

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They paved paradise and put up an influencer blot!

    StumblingThroughLife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar to Councils/Landowners chopping down all the trees (esp near rivers), then wailing about the flooding they've helped cause...

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or building on and paving over a bloody floodplain =.= "Hey, we're going to give you an Aldi's!" Fine, whatever, where? Oh, right next to the bloody river that floods a lot, exactly where the floodwater plops itself? Yeah, that is going to last long.

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    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't just influencers that do this, by a long chalk

    Aranora
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they put some pots and plants in it will look better

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people like the left, they'd love my house...almost an acre of lawn and trees....no paving...(and I'm in the States).

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why keep such a tiny piece of lawn. You'd still need a mower. Wasted effort.

    HTakeover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's likely artificial, astroturf or something.

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    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I much prefer the 'after'. It looks good, is easy to maintain, and when some pots of plants are added it's going to look stunning.

    Cathy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! Never 😭 English gardens should be full of plants and flowers in all their delicate colours and roses and little garden paths and unexpected arches where little ghosts of the past live next to the gnomes and fairies 🧚‍♂️

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus - they found out where the hamster disappeared to last year.

    Talis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hamster also remained in near-perfect condition.

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    Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But part of the fun is in decorating the tree!

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    Kallen Kneeland
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have friends who built a cabinet with a folding door around their tree one year. Now they never have to do more than open or close the door. Uber tacky, or brilliant? (Either way, it's more environmentally friendly than all that plastic cling film.)

    Kari Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I‘d rather use some reusable protective cover. That said, I‘ve done this without any cover several and never had any problems.

    bbfa
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've used the same roll of furniture mover packing film to do this for about 15 years. I am still using the original roll. It's wider, and on a handle, so easy to roll around the trees. Then I put it in a zip up tree bag, It's easy to store in the attic or garage lying flat with no damage.

    EM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy plastic not fantastic Christmas to you .

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do that with bubble wrap so you can reuse it year after year. Environment and all that

    Jules
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly environmentally friendly tho. Just saying...

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    From Bacon’s perspective, one of the best tools in any content creator’s arsenal is consistency. Its impact is invaluable. "Consistency definitely helps, we've been posting on Great British Memes daily for the last 6 years. That's some commitment!" he said, adding that the team tends to post at least 3 to 4 times each day.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People wonder about all the rage we have. Just TRY to find a specific style of soup in Walmart. You're there for 20 minutes.

    giku T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    again this is not a brit thing.this is a global issue

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the food/display is British, that's the point

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    Bryan Wright
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it was difficult to get some of those bottles off the shelves.

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two minutes? My husband and i stood there jaws dropped and empty faced i dont know how long and then headed out as fast as we could.

    Jennifer Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish we had a selection like that in the US!!! My favorites were always the Volvic flavored waters

    N Gower
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't stand 2 minutes for anything at Aldi's as someone will push your cart or start harshly clearing their throat. I;m the only one to eveer say excuse me or sorry. Must keep moving only to have to circle back.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random but am I the only one whose heart is warmed by how well organized these shelves are? 😍

    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t like Coke, just the smell of it.

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    Sane Minotaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think that's lowkey very clever.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why cant they have " find my remote" feature. Press a button on tv and remote beeps.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just put ours on a retractable leash, screwed to the wall.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also have mine tethered to a piece of furniture right next to my chair.

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    okpkpkp
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put glow-in-the-dark stars on mine and it has helped immensely.

    Bookish Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *searches house for most unneeded ladle*

    Calyx Teren
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We put a tile sticker on ours, but your solution is great

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    Premislaus de Colo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, c'mon, that's a lovely thing, chi chi

    Achiel Meirsman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, I also loved pop princess Christian Agulara!

    Sarah Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t read them all, but there’s some good songs on there

    Magpie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure she loved it. * Any decent grand' would.

    Itsmeagain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, that takes me back 40 years!

    Susan Raskin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    priceless. I still have the CD my daughter made for me 20years ago

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    OrlaCWalsh Report

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a chest freezer. They turn into black holes.

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat it and you will time travel to 1997, or to the hospital.

    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given what happened a few years ago, it was probably horse meat

    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it's fine... maybe a little freezer burn, but you'll live

    Cheryl Benard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up post WWII with the information that canned goods are fine unless the lid is bulging upward, then it will kill you, and frozen goods are fine forever except you might have to rinse off the ice crystals that formed if there was a power outage and they melted and refroze. Followed that methodology until my kids grew up, came over, inspected cupboard and went hysterical over items labeled like the one above...(Refrained from pointing out to them that they had been raised on selfsame with no harm done...)

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    HeavyMetalHeart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m older than Windows

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I... older than Windows XP? Are you fvcking kidding me? Who thought this was a spicy take, a 10-year-old?

    B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm older than personal computers

    giku T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is british about this?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White text on a black background old.

    Snigget
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old? I remember when windows were what you looked through on Play School.

    Diolla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm even pre faxes and copying machines 😁 I remember mainframes in the office and the first PCs which cost an arm and a leg. Oh yes and waiting for cable internet to come to my house for a year.

    Cyril Sneer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these comments about how old people are based on different iterations of operating systems is making me feel very old.

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    Marianne Grann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sniffing Vic’s - don’t - it’s not damaging your brain - use gule instead!

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't I ever think of this?!? So disappointed in myself.

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're also supposed to smear it on the soles of your feet, haha.

    Nancy Lynch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still in October on this side of the pond. If the Atlantic is a pond, what do you call the Pacific? A lake?

    DetriMentaL (It/That)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was gonna give killer allergy advice until i realized this was a post on the other side of the sphere. Strap/hang in there bud!

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    Which of these memes did you enjoy the most, Pandas? What was your first experience being exposed to British humor? Are there any comedians or shows that you’d recommend to anyone completely new to Britishness?

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    Cee Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The government should bring back housing standards. They got rid of the Parker Morris standards back in the '80's. Another Thatcher legacy.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is that so many landlords are selfish, greedy a******s. The BBC "Have Your Say" section about the Renters Reform Bill was awash with landleeches moaning that "there's too much regulation already, I'm just going to sell up". (Bloody good. Leave some housing for those who want to buy to live in)

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    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do your laundry without even having to get out of bed! Lazy person's dream.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Is that the fridge or wardrobe?" "Yes".

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it has got a washing machine...

    Anna Losonczy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can the washing machine be opened at all? :D And if it is, good luck sleeping next to it.

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gop wants to gut agencies in America too. Hopefully they lose.

    Roshan Kassan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't say the loo isn;t in the cupboard thingy....

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that every morning just as my alarm is about to go off I feel like I could sleep forever yet when I go to bed I don't think I'll ever sleep again

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or on weekends. Today woke up at 7.15pm and delayed my breakfast till 9.30am. Tomorrow is saturday, I might wake up at 8 and on 8.15 I'll be looking for the vacuum cleaner.

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    Miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My SO every morning. :D

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could be here in the USA also.

    MikePan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My electric blanket has a timer that doesn't go over 8.5 hours. Thank goodness.

    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago

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    Under the new employment laws proposed by Labour then you will be able to this all day, every day and never get fired.

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I have the image of Elaine and Jerry pummeling George's Gore Tex coat

    Sniggiw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly the first thing that came to my mind! 'Puffboy'

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a sleeping bag with sleeves added.

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's about to train police dogs.

    MikePan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jacket, life preserver and sail boat combo.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's hiding another person in there

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my opinion, the air matresses got thumbs, took over the world government and now they are chomping up every human being, making them believe to keep them warm. while they are digested. I saw a lot of upright matresses going in the streets, make me feel uneasy.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much more than 57 squirrels in there.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me going to the movies with snacks.

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    Danielle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should walk your Henry twice a day. He's a long term commitment and if you can't make it, you shouldn't get one.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walkies, Henry. Heel! Heel! Siiii-it! Good boy, Henry. (in your best Barbara Woodhouse voice)

    Widdershins66
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siiii-t!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 lol, thank you, Robert, fond memories 💖

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    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They get grumpy if you don't walk them, otherwise it's all take and no give

    KDav
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's cleaning up the streets! Crime is about to be binned!

    les
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's obviously a cleaner and likes her hoover. those henry hoovers are the best and i dont blame her for taking it to each job.

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I didn't walk my Henry for ... ever ...

    Jay Heisenberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got a Henry last year and was blown away by how amazing they are. Threw out the Dyson which sucked but didn't suck. Might have to get a henrieta

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a necktie measuring contest?

    Cathy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaahhh well spotted. Now I'm thinking ai

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    George Costanza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can't be real, right? Like the ties and shoes must have been photoshopped.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The f**k going on with those ties and shoes?

    Molly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After laughing at this photo for a good 10 minutes, I’m happy to announce that this is not AI.

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, photoshopped. https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1870703/hs2-midlands-north-4-7bn-of-reallocated-funds

    Lo Kindred
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shortest guy has the biggest feet out of all of them.

    michael reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is real, it's where I live, the PM visited teesside and went out with the mayor to look at stuff

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s wearing them over top of his normal shoes.

    YakFactory
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought a candidate for the US election was the champion of long ties, but I was wrong!

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got the memo about wearing something extra long but he got the wrong article of clothing

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    Lesley Relph
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in my college days, the trendiest bloke on my Design course carried everything in a plastic carrier bag. When it got tattered and beat up, he just put another one inside it. Eventually he had a bag in a bag in a bag (etc) in increasingly progressive states of decay.

    CCLoos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We moved when my brothers were in the 7th and 8th grade. At our previous school, all the cool kids brought their books to school in tattered plastic bags from a particular dairy. When they got on the bus for the new school, everyone thought they were poor. "Don't you have a backpack? "

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    Paul Gerrard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bags banned cause it was single use plastic. The fools who made those laws never saw homeless people

    MikePan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At some point even Al Gore says throw it away.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a m8 who does this. He could easily use a backpack but it's some weird point of principle.

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like its starting to split at the bottom

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have plastic bags from the 1990s. Still going strong.

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    Bluonthefront
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I got both from you so why don't you choose?"

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s just mean. You don’t need a partner to be worth something or to be happy.

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Everyone says I'm just like my Mum so I'm going with personality."

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see things like this, and have to think my mom for not doing this nonsense.

    Shaun Coleman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're know you're British when your own mum picks on you! LOL

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    David Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus, I was just telling my 15 year old about this last week.......the holiday kids used to bring back sweets for the class too. The 90s were a great but strange time.

    Gourdeous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those massive long strings of weird flavour boiled sweets

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    MikePan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy youth and having hair.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time my eldest sister wore white girl dreads for 10 years and considered herself multicultural. It was not an ideal situation

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our neighbours son came home someday with such hair, my ears are still ringing by the shrieks of his mother.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia, it would be coming back from Bali

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so much like the evil painting from Ghostbusters 2.

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except they would also have a fake tan like that of David Dickinson

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    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww c'mon, that's superb. 😄

    parmadillo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would 100% go in to view the menu

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like a old restaurant with pics of celeb diners on the wall.Di was known for a curry after a few pints on a Friday

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that before or after the weekly punch up?

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    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the British avatar of the Goddess.

    RosaTheWitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That 'Princess Diana' must just be a good lookalike, because to my eyes, that is not a picture of Diana herself. Probably more sensible lawsuit-wise that way!

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong here, she was the people's princess.

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    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D’ya remember Ted? Do you? Do you? Do you? Ted! Ted! Teeeeeeeeddddddd!!!!!!!!

    Zelda McLink
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I REALLY REALLY LIKE TONY LYNCH!

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except that dinner will actually be in 6 hours.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated Graham Norton in Father Ted. Now Finton Stack, there was a character!

    MikePan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how gremlins are made.

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't Winslet, but I suppose she is over 25 so DiCraprio wouldn't be into her now.

    Matthew Millard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not want to alarm anyone, but they got in the water for the Meme as the ship isn't sinking

    ChakatBlackstar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd make bad AI art? Seriously what passenger ship has 6 funnels? And is that the wrong promenade deck? That looks like Olympic not Titanic.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to point out that that ship has 6 stacks and is not sinking... They're in the water voluntarily

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they flung off and catapulted forward before the iceberg attacked the "unsinkable" ship?

    Itsmeagain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when did Kate Winslett look like Helena Bonham-Carter?

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SIX funnels? Must be the Clive Palmer edition.

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    Jan Hyde
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saddest part is that they are now what is considered a full size chocolate bar

    Korthias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one. Unfortunately, you couldn't buy the mini chocolate bars to replenish it after you've eaten them all on day one, so it just became a decorative piece of plastic for 6 months before you ditched it at a car boot sale

    cbk128
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your parents lied to you! I had one and you could absolutely get new bars to top it up.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother said they didn't really exist...

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swear down I've seen and used a privately owned one in the way back when. It is more satisfying than you can possibly imagine.

    Lorraine Woollands
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one, my parents never could find the refill chocolate. We looked everywhere

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this like the British version of those mini gumball machines?

    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, with tiny versions of the local (to the UK) chocolate bar.

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    Liam Thorne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah me n my bro had one to share imagine kids sharing chocolate

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend with one (really my mum's friend's daughter) and when we went around to visit, we ate all the chocolates from hers.

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    26p should be the modern price, 10p is the old price

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    joann fielding
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here. Our 'chips' are close to $7 a bag, and we have NONE of those fabulous flavors. :(

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are one pound. The air in the bag is 1,75.

    sadmrguna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without the air, they would be expensive crumbs.

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    StumblingThroughLife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robbing barstewards. But that's most of our supermarkets nowadays, unfortunately.

    Lord of the laserprinter.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, a h’apenny and the salt comes in a twist of blue paper.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add 45% and get the norwegian price for crisps

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be 5 for everyone who calls them crisps.

    Talking Raven
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be London City or a motorway services

    Sarah Matsoukis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slices of potato after all , should be the cheapest snack possible

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She may be concerned, but I'm lowkey jealous.

    I'mtiredboss.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Back when I had a roommate) I bought a loaf of bread, had two pieces of toast, went to work. Came home late, all that was left of the loaf were the heels. Roommate says "It's been ages since I've had toast."

    Gadaffi Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My autistic son will have 3-5 pieces for breakfast every day and has done since he was 3

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 for breakfast, 1 for elevensies, 4 for lunch, 4 for tea, 1 for supper. Yep, checks out.

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This conversation is very concerning!

    DetriMentaL (It/That)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time i ate 10 pieces of toast was when i was stoned. And i dont like being stoned. Ruined toast for me

    Rob D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does toast accompany everything in England? ...like pasta in Italy? ...or saturated fat here (US)?

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. And this is an American text. We don't spell it 'mom.'

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    MikePan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the most British thing I've ever heard. With strawberry preserves on it, i could eat more than 10.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but it's two different species of Dinosaur, who existed 150 million years apart. I don't mind the sêx joke but the lack of regard for paleontological accuracy is making my blood boil.

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    Min
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much beige...

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some may say ultraprocessed food

    Dave Pearson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why we have an obesity crisis. there is about 1000 calories of hyper processed shite on that plate, and no actual food.

    joann fielding
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but why does her plate above say 'EX?" Oh, dear. :(

    Jane Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "England doesn't have a cuisine" Umm...

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that what healthy eating looks like in the UK nowadays? Good lord! What's going ON over there?

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    Soton_Sherpa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send him for a bucket of steam, a long wait and a left handed screwdriver! 🤭

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, tell him to paint something, hand him a can of spray paint, and tell him to shake it until it stops rattling. That's when it's ready to use.

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    Arthur Waite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Said they could order it, but they'd have to know which Tartan to ask for."

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And how many helicopters do YOU own?"

    Snigget
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sent back after going for stripy paint. They want to know if I should get horizontal or vertical stripes.

    Itsmeagain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A "man of the people". Did you know some of his freinds were working class. Well, not working class! What an Rsole

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not British. Who are these guys?

    Mr.Li
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    1 year ago

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    Zaach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't forget the squeegee sharpener

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    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time I've opened letters addressed to my children was before the time they could read, or with their express permission.

    Pinco 60
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least my mum had the decency of steaming them open and then resealing them back closed! 😂

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tea-bag inside was a bit of a give-away, though

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    StumblingThroughLife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had that happen, tbf, and I don't open my son's post (that mostly STILL gets sent to me, even though he bought his own house 2 years ago). He says that there is more chance of me being at home, than him, when parcels are ordered... 🙄

    EmJay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not just british parents but american too :| not fun

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone see a lady lounging, where the flap is squished? Or should I just lay off the Nyquil?

    Melinda Flick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We lived with the ILs for a year. They did this. We got a post office box. Got chided for getting the post office box.

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do British parents "be like" anything?

    Jan Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was waiting for my RN state boards results and it was getting close for them to come. I was working midnights, I told my mom not to wake me (having enough trouble trying to sleep in the day) and I told her to not open them. She not only woke by saying you passed. I said I told you not to open it. She said I didn't, it says congratulations RN, you can see it through the envelope.

    Zefrongrl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah same in America! I received a letter in school one day, and someone said that the Russian government needed me back. ( I'm adopted from russia) but honestly, no one minds their own business anymore

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    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a pain if you need to go for a quick pee.

    ARandomPotato
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But wonderful if you don't like being touched, hugged, or approached

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    ynyrhydref56
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mannequin in the back is checking her out.

    Beth Wheeler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks is actually ugly as clothes

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    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to be done today as well. It's very frosty outside

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in Arizona USA, and it's still over 105° here.. my ac is still on! I can't imagine needing the heater so early in the year..

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    StumblingThroughLife
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The energy peeps have got us by the clappers when the weather turns. I only put it on long enough to dispel the bone-chill.

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll run the heating for about 20-30 mins in the morning at most to heat the house up. Then maybe in the evening if it is really cold. At night it is off.

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Money Saving Expert is not pleased!

    Ms. Mack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to hold out for November!

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still haven’t put mine on, and I still have my balcony door open, which has been open since March!

    Atero
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the bright side - shareholders of energy providers will feel warm inside counting profits....

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hardly think that Martin "I deserve a gong" Lewis will need to watch the pennies.

    Bryan Wright
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    1 year ago

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    Dawn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did mine yesterday. Now feeling guilty as I have a wardrobe full of jumpers upstairs.

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    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a pair in the size of the Sunak looking at the pothole picture. For my canoe trip next month

    Otto Katz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1870703/hs2-midlands-north-4-7bn-of-reallocated-funds

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    Pamela Christie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How am I supposed to wear that? It was my RIGHT foot that got amputated, remember?

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    1 year ago

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    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, I like yours better.

    Antony Aston
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just donated six to the charity shop.

    J J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They still produce these in clear.

    René Sauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn´t exist in the UK anymore? Here in Germany it feels like they bring out new designs every year or so.

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    ravn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed they they got Ralph Fiennes...

    MikePan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you removed it from the running blender.

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    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one hell of a Mambo

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have Taco Bell in Britain?

    Betta Fish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a number 5, that's a Mach 10

    arthbach
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened once at my university. The student responsible was from a country where people normally squat whilst defecating. They were not used to the 'sit down loo', and instead stood on the porcelain. Wet feet, and a broken loo were the result. The university put signs up showing how to use a western loo, and spoke with all the overseas students.

    MikePan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 must be domestic violence level.

    Brain-In-A-Vat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As we used to say when I was a kid 'Wham Bam, cracked the Pan!'

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the wall! ON THE WALL! You pervert!

    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm already in a relationship with your hoover

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, TVs don't have knobs anymore....

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...for the more imaginative amongst us, this could have two meanings. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be from NextDoor.

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    JK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf, Heinz low fat mayo is nicer than Hellmanns low fat, but Hellmanns normal mayo is the best full stop. Oh, and Branston made the best ketchup and then stopped, which is sad because Heinz ketchup tastes like vinegar water these days. Thank you for coming to my TED talk, I will die on this hill.

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very uncomfortable right now.

    Andi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is good the way i now buy them - both fine tasting and trying to out do each other on cost -- win win

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    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the "steamed vegetables" are also potatoes. Potatoes are a vegetable, right?

    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah mate, steamed vegatables are off. We haven't had any since 1852.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke's on you - the steamed veg are also potatoes

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Irish goddaughter's idea of a 9 course meal. The clichés are there for a reason....

    Nicky Shrimps
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler. The steamed veg is also potato.

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh! My Valhalla...

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    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on the Chase! Had to be there at 8am and couldn't sleep the night before. Got through my questions by the skin of my teeth, but then you can see the exact moment my blood sugar and focus tanked in the final chase. I did manage to push back the governess by knowing that a waterfall was in Yosemite national park... which tbh I probably learned on here? But we were caught and went home empty handed

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While Tesco's sitting up in the booth putting s**t on you mocking this years quality street will be smaller yet and cost ,40% more so you will need to win.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, cousins across the pond, your turn to laugh. While I cry.

    Katy McMouse
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    Yeah, but does he scream, literally scream "THEY'RE EATING THE CATS!"?

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    Maartje
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprisingly few comments. I feel that if people still think of her 27 years later that should say a lot. And oh, I was in London during the Royal Wedding.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at that pic reminds me why I said she was never a looker.

    ABC no seven FCK CENSORING
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's your only take on this picture? Tell me you're an old white man without telling me you're an old white man. 🙄

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    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cough cough * Avanti * cough cough

    Panda Boom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like from Inverness to Thurso and Wick? Or is someone saying UK when they mean England. Again.

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Kearsley, voted the worst railway station in UK

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A straw headed woman, and a barrel chested man, A pocket full of posies with a hat brim full of sand, Ooh, waiting for the train that never comes

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly outside of McDonald's control. I've had to integrate payment systems into existing software, and sometimes it's difficult or outright impossible to style parts of it.

    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because of transaction security issues.

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    MikePan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you now have strep, covid and flu on your hands. Right before you're going to eat WITH YOUR HANDS.

    Chris Wilson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen the blue screen of death in maccysafew times...

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's probably running in 256-color mode too :P

    StumblingThroughLife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if our Govt still uses Windows NT 3.1? 😉

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    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is everyone so triggered? "Too good to go" is the leftover bits that were not sold so they are too good to put in the bin and are boxed up at reduced prices - you take it or leave it. I'd say that's a real bargain meself.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I think it's brilliant for £3.50. Just shove some ketchup on and get on with it. TGTG orders are picked up and taken home anyway.

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    George Costanza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3.50? That's a ton of food for that price.

    Nicky Shrimps
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TooGoodToGo is thee best app. Check it out. And no one said English, or Full English so STFU! It's that amount of delicious fresh food for 3.50.

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mushroom beans and toast. And a cup

    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the bacon? Also what is a croissant doing on there?

    Spidercat
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    1 year ago (edited)

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    NO! WHY ARE HASH BROWNS ON A FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST. HASH BROWNS ARE AMERICAN. GET A F*****G WAFFLE UNDER THE GRILL LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waffle? On a full English? Are you serious? Fried bread, toast and bread and butter to mop up the juice.

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just fruit flavoured chews, but Percy the Pig organic rose scented fruit flavoured chews!

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calm down naysayers. It's just some sweeties. And we don't have vomit smelling chocolate like those poor yanks.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigs and Worms? Y'all can do better, I just know it.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it gets worse, there was the Colin the Caterpillar war ...

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    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that on the bottom row? And who's willing to mail me one?

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love British food, you know pizza, kebabs.

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    David Fox
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oldies? I'd have you know I'm 34 years young! Old...pffft

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    DeoManus Argentem
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does "x" mean in British shorthand? Not the first time I've seen it here (in US, "x" means kisses, "o" means hugs, but the contexts don't seem like that's likely in these posts).

    Jenni
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It technically means kisses, but it's more of a tone indicator I suppose? Hard to explain but it's a very casual thing we're all used to

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    MikePan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was never good when letters entered math

    Arthur Waite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now there's a story you really want to know Chapter Two.....

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True enough. I don't have a garden plot.

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    Spidercat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fücking criminal.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can actually taste this. And I sincerely wish that I couldn't.

    Rob D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Catering food sucks cause there's just no way to crank that many plates out at once. So it's always basically buffet food, plated for you.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate group Xmas meals. They are always s**t.

    Maartje
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell British cooking at it's best.

    Aquamarine Kanzaki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Argentinean, will someone please explain this one as I don't get it. Looks yummy to me 🤷

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that thing between the potatoes? And, no - don't want that one mailed to me. No sir.

    MikePan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how fancy food is served. It must taste delicious. 😂

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kitchen really went all out with that insipid offering.

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    The spooky explanation
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you only use one so you can listen to musica Nd feel like a protagonist, while having one ear open for battering and listening out for electric vans coming around corners above the speed limit

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a right wing conspiracy.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't cut his entire ear off, he chopped off part of it. I know this seems pernickety but the joke doesn't work.

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    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i swear with these and walking on the upside down benches they were training us to be ninjas

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Apparatus" brings a memory to the surface that's been buried for more than 50 years. Thank you!

    Raphapablap
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be so scared of the climbing frame, couldn't understand how other kids could just go up and over it

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could have used that for boom-chicka-wow-wow.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy it, burn it, with a straw filled nylon tracksuit to represent the gym teacher of your nightmares mounted on the top.

    Dave Morris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I well remember a girl at primary school falling off this exact same peice of kit and knocking out her top front teeth.

    The Goo King
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once walked across the link beam (where the ropes are attached) and freaked my teacher out.

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    NapQueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with it 😂

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone suggest there was anything wrong?

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    MotherofGuineaPigs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigs in a blanket doesn't look bad - depending on the expiration date. My great grandma sent me soup one year Campbells bean with bacon.

    Arthur Waite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, that's a Grandma that would be a pleasure to know!

    Betta Fish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    W H Y D O E S T H E P U G L O O K L I K E T H A T

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    Danielle
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have these in my office and last week I witnessed the worst happen and a woman get stuck in there for about 30 minutes. Harrowing.

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Care to explain or post a picture of one? I've no idea what sort of door they're referring to.

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    Tobias Reaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they remain of like a death trap a bond villain comes up with like the floor is gonna open you will drop into a pit with sharks that have laser beams on their head every creature deserves a warm meal.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always wonder what happened to Russell Grant. Clearly modelling was in his stars!

    The Rogue Adventurers.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spin with the doors like im in a washing machine

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    G A
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always seem to have a net loss on the day...

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the advantage of having a toxic family- I stopped celebrating Christmas or Easter, don't talk to my family and would rather die than do sth nice for those monsters.

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    Tobias Reaper
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    61p that is inflation gone mad next thing you freddo's will be a quid

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, they also 'modernised' the Freddo shape... that happened to be smaller than the original...#Shrinkflation is rife nowadays.

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freddos should always be 10p. There should be a law.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, as long as it doesn't play 'Last Christmas'

    MikePan
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks Biden. 🤣

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    urgh, why not 60? the 1 at the end bugs me so much.

    StumblingThroughLife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! But at least you're saving your teeth by not buying them. Those chews were sugar-ly brutal, lol.

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    Paul Gerrard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol...they apologise for high prices. Bring it on

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just put the word "pint" at the top? Also, most of those beers are awful (apart from Guinness and Inch's cider)

    BarfyCat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Coors should be free since it's just tap water

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    MikePan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biden's inflation at it again.

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We encountered some "nutmeg ginger biscuits" in Aldi once, and my daughter and I both started singing "nutmeg ginger biscuits" to the tune of Nutbush City Limits. I was impressed she even knew the song, to be fair.

    Raphapablap
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm loving jamón instead

    Cindy Brick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We tried to bring some of these into the States from Mexico -- nope nope nope. We were found out by a (I am not making this up) 'meat-sniffing dog.' The US is terrified of some kind of parasites found in preserved meat.

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sang the whole thing in my head. Partly proud, partly not sure if that's a good thing. BUT! for once I got the reference without stressing myself. I'll never sing that song properly again.

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    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She resembles the BBC presenter who flashed the finger at the camera for a split second just as the news started.

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    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing this was in the UK. In France they'd be dusting off the guillotine for this.

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Old girl is a but rusty but it ought to cut through just fine" "Sir you are in the British Museum hands of the artefacts please." (of course I don't know if there IS a guillotine at the british museum...but for the sake of jokes.)

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    Annik Perrot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Criminal. Though I must tell you that doesn't look liike à lovely baguette.

    Kira Okah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well of course not, someone went and cracked it in half!

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Freshly" re-baked at best

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From 11am? It's Christmas; you have Baileys instead of milk on your Weetabix for breakfast.

    Carbonel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prosecco and chocolate coins for breakfast. Them’s the rules. Bucks Fizz if you’re being healthy.

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    Sue User
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At £25 a bottle in rural USA, no christmas cheer this year.

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    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Narcissistic people can't even be bothered to hide their enormous character flaws. They simply have no shame.

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been over a year. I honestly want to know how it went (their first year).

    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "On this episode of 'Becca's Wedding', our special guest star is 'Jack'."

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story: the BBC's on-line weather service had a bit of a glitch yesterday. It was forecasting winds of up to 42,000mph across the country..

    Lace Neil
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's all the hot air emanating from 10 Downing Street.

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    David Fox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever noticed the Shetlands ALWAYS does the weather completely opposite to the mainland.

    René Sauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yikes 🥶 In Germany it´s at least still around 5+ C at night, in my part at least.

    General Anaesthesia
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celsius? Fahrenheit? Kelvin? Rankine? Delisle? Banana?

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    Corvus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sausage looks like a... nevermind.

    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donald Trump's penis? (Or so we've been told).

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    Donald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is that rectangular chunk of greenish grey material? Clown meat?

    Pandemonium
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what we in the rest of the world think British cuisine is like

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, this is school food. Cuisine is what you get at your Nan's

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    Paul Gerrard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not dinner if you dont eat it. What a miserable plate of misery. Burn in hell grinch

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    Raphapablap
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd feel sick if I was paying that kind of money to someone else per year to live into their house.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't pay that per year to live in our own house. Mortgage (admittedly small due to some odd circumstances) comes to just over £10k. Can't imagine paying twice that to cover someone else's mortgage!

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    Sioux White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is rent that high but council tax so low

    martin734
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much wrong with this, I would never contact my tenants like this, and this has to be a property in London. I rent out 2 properties here in Dorset for £850 pcm for a 2 bedroom 2 bathroom flat, there is no way I could charge over £2000 pcm. Also, why is the landlord visiting every 2 months? I visit my tenants once a year just to see if any structural repairs or maintenance are needed and to renew their tenancy agreement and how does the landlord know how much their utility bills are? I haven't a clue how much my tenants pay for their utilities, it's none of my business.

    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would your landlord visit the flat, let alone this often?

    David Morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basic maintenance checks and checking for additional unlisted tenants for two reasons...

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    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AM I the only one who doesn't (or didn't, until I DDG'd it) have a clue what "spotify wrapped" is?

    les
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'kin ell, thats double my wages for rent

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's what came up from within that's scarier

    Stuart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your momma been outside again?

    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me we are British not American it's "Ones mama"

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    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lorries and buses have been driving over them.

    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone was practising their triple jump

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    Rory August
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't actually have to buy anything...

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    Jennifer Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are vapes in case someone doesn’t know

    Aldhissla VargTimmen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thx, i thought they were shampoo or shower gel bottles 🤭

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    1 year ago

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    Jennifer Priest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll find out Christmas Day! (Hopefully)

    meeeeeeeeeeee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smithy is the worst character in that show

    The spooky explanation
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Will Osprey was the one who posted this

    Panda McPandaface
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be the only person in the UK that has never seen an episode of Gavin and Stacy!

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    The Goo King
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hacker T. Dog was a popular puppet on kids tv. The picture behind her looks just like him.

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    joann fielding
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, the red box is straight up false advertising!

    MikePan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not good presentation. Should have bought a table first.

    Mark Howell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was hoping for the white plastic one that comes with the pizza

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    My “in my head” Voice
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the marshmallows need to be put on top and toasted.

    MikePan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not how you make sweet potatoes

    Jaaawn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth is this American monstrosity being sold in the UK?

    Ms. Mack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear, are those fruity marshmallows?

    Joseph Miller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they just need to be mashed and cooked.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baked Knobbly Sticks. And y'all think Americans are weird? 🤔😆

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 year ago

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    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎼Insane in the membrane, insane is the Kane. 🎵

    The spooky explanation
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love Nik Naks, but I wonder if these are cheaper

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    Rob D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very non-british bite mark.

    JK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be daft - in the UK kids get free dental treatment up until they're 19, and then after that it's a subsidised payment if you use an NHS dentist, with the maximum payment of about £250 (for higher tier treatment like extractions or root canal)

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting the Jehovah's Witness advent calendar. Every time you open a door someone tells you to f*ck off.

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    weatherwitch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k has this got to do with British memes??? 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Serena Myers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be too old for this one. Don't understand it!

    David Fox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impractical Jokers....it's an American comedy show. Gotta say it's hilarious.

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    1 year ago

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    Stuart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strong indicator that he doesn't care. If you can't even manage to dress for your wedding you shouldn't be there to ruin it for her.

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe they talked about it and she was happy for him to feel comfortable. Too little info to judge.

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    David Morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady, why did you go through with the wedding? This guy couldn't possibly misunderstand the requirements/traditions this much, so he's telling you how much your feelings matter to him. There is no way on Earth that they didn't discuss what they would be wearing, so this is just him being a jerk - if he were merely clueless and thought this was appropriate, she'd have told him different before the event.

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    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can not stand 'Elf on the Shelf'.

    Sioux White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best time of year between halloween and Christmas is bonfire night which is where these elf's belong

    Bluonthefront
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thus begins Eating Season Oct. 31-Easter. Americans find more excuses to cram food down our pieholes.

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