50 Funny And Weird Food Memes You Probably Shouldn’t Read While You’re Eating (New Pics)
When dinner time is approaching and your stomach starts to growl, what do you plan on eating? Do you start chopping fresh vegetables and herbs, or whip out the ever reliable instant noodles? If you’re not quite a culinary connoisseur but you do have an appetite for hot, fresh memes, we’ve got the perfect list for you to devour.
We took a trip to the Boys Who Can Cook Facebook page, which features hilarious cursed food memes that might make you lose your appetite. So enjoy scrolling through these pics, pandas, and be sure to upvote the ones that tickle your funny bone and your tummy. Bone apple tea!
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Yes, definitely a surprise also! Would not have guessed!
Load More Replies...But have a long, long talk before you have children.
Load More Replies...That's ridiculously dangerous. Not one of them is wearing a seatbelt...
Would've found it cute too, if it didn't resemble a severed hand so much...
Creative, but if that's supposed to be dinner, I hope she made something more filling to go with it.
Do you take them out and eat them separately or do you eat the whole thing with them included?
This is a good idea, but my imagination won't let me escape from the vision of bits of bait, rusty hooks, and hopelessly wadded fishing line that sometimes fills these bays... I know, I know, it's a NEW box, but I still get the ick looking at it.
But did you come up with some wanky comment about what it represents? Because otherwise it's not art.
"Mmmmm... The way the pasta both rest and fall upon each other, the shadows and shelters created within.... Yes, it all speaks to the pain that the artist was going through, the rise and fall both of his suffering and his ultimate triumph through it all... Breathtaking..."
Load More Replies...Well Pollack did it with paint ....why not do it with dry spaghetti???
There’s no question that the internet has an insatiable appetite for memes, but there’s something about food-related memes that seem to really hit the spot for many people. Images of food, in general, seem to always do well on the internet, whether they’re cursed, low-quality but look delicious or are mouth-wateringly high quality. So it’s no surprise that Boys Who Can Cook has become such a sensation online.
With a presence on Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok, it appears that no corner of the internet is lacking when it comes to hilarious, cursed food memes. From jokes about how microwaves sound to photos of bizarre meals that no one should be eating, Boys Who Can Cook is certainly great at sharing content that will cause a visceral reaction in followers.
One small order for Jeff, one huge order for the supermarket.
Load More Replies...The title of this list currently reads "50 funny and weird food memes you probably shouldn't read while you're eating". So... Why shouldn't I see this one? Because it makes me go even more hungry?
Grandma doing drake meme is hilarious. I like it better than his now.
Load More Replies...We also had a button tin. Full of various buttons from sewing projects, worn out clothes, those extras that sometimes come with a garment and so on. It was fun to look at because it had been around the house at least since the 50s and I think 40s and some of the buttons were pretty cool looking.
One Christmas my mother gave me a tin of shortbreads and said "this is for keeping your sewing stuff in!"
I'm not even a grandma, but I look at that and I admire her thread game. I need more thread in mine.
My mom had this way before she was a grandma. And the older I get the more sense it makes.
Why does it look like the Lady in the picture was forced to do this
I feel like this person took photos of their actual grandmother in order to make this meme.
And Lo! It was the day wherein the believers received a cheeseburger and fries. If they eateth the fries with catsup, behold! Catsup was given unto them. Needed them onions and pickles? Behold! Onions and pickles were given unto them. Even to drinks were the believers given, Lo! If they asked for cherry cola, it was given. And should they desire white soda, yea, even that was provided unto them.
Lunch at 11.35? That would be time for a second breakfast here in Spain.
I turn to that verse daily - brings me a sense of well-being... can I get an AMEN?!?
ilikemusicals - It really depends on when they start working. I once had a job where I started at 6am. By 11am I was more than ready for lunch. Especially since I got out at 2pm.
Load More Replies...my teachers do this!!!! but the classroom clock never works so we can never tell the true time :( (phones aren't allowed either lol)
Obviously, Boys Who Can Cook is meant to be a comedic page. So these unappetizing photos and jokes about what it takes to create a gourmet meal aren’t intended to be taken seriously. The name of the page, accompanied by the heart eyes emoji, is meant to poke fun at people who post this exact caption to brag about their significant other while sharing a photo of something they prepared.
Someone might post a photo of a gorgeous plate of pasta with a creamy mushroom sauce that their partner prepared and caption it, “boys who can cook” along with the heart eyes face. But sometimes, people brag about their partners' cooking abilities without realizing that the food they’re sharing a photo of looks anything but appetizing.
I am very curious as to what these nightmares are like.
Load More Replies..."Jabacado!" S-T-I-L-L LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Well, honey, he DID threaten to throw me in the Sarlac Pit if I nibbled..."
I have a jar i cant open and i gym down the road should i try this too ;)
Lmk the results if you go through with this,, manifesting an open jar for you
Load More Replies...You can use a spoon to break the seal. Just put the business end of a spoon, face up, under the lip and pry down, until you get a pop.
One of the Ethshar books by Lawrence Watt-Evans. The guy is studying to be a wizard, and learns a jar opening spell. With an earsplitting screech, a netherworld creature appears, opens the jar, sets it and its lid on the floor, screeches, and goes back to the netherworld.
My grandma is so cute. When she goes shopping she has the checkout clerk open all her jars. I can just imagine a 19 year old clerk opening pickle and beet jars for my 83 year old grandma.
I use a knife to hit it along the edge a few times and sometimes put the lid and jar under hot water. Generally one or both will work for me
I find it easier to open jars before I put them in the fridge to cool down. Seems like the cold makes the seal contract tighter on the jar, so if you open them while they're at room temp it's easier. At least for me.
My get out of bed starter pack will include coffee brewing and bacon cooking....
Load More Replies...Any time I cook onions, celery, carrots in butter it smells like thanksgiving morning as a kid. I love it.
I have fried garlic and onions shortly before house showings as a tease...
Load More Replies...Funny how you can start out with four revolting tasting raw materials.
As ridiculous as the posts are on this page, it is true that we tend to be more attracted to people who are well versed in the kitchen. In fact, 86% of Americans consider cooking to be an attractive trait, and two thirds are more likely to go on a first date with someone who boasts about their cooking skills on their dating profile. Preparing a delicious meal can also be a great way for couples to bond, as 73% say cooking with their partner is one of their favorite things to do.
I believe top scientists have proved that you get more sandwich if you cut it diagonally.
Load More Replies...NO DO NOT PUT ANY BREAD INFRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER OR WITHIN A 10 MILE RADIUS OF IT THE UNHOLY SPIRITS OF THE BREAD CRUMBS WILL BE STUCK IN YOUR KEYBOARD AND REFUSE TO LEAVE
It looks like a type of wallet which you would definitely need to go the grocery to buy sandwich makings and hope you have enough money!
But how often are men actually cooking? According to a recent survey, probably not enough. NPR reports that gender roles continue to persist in the kitchen, as around the world, women are in the kitchen cooking over twice as many meals as men. In fact, the only country the survey found where men were actually cooking more meals than women was Italy. So if you really want to find a boy who can cook, perhaps you should start there! (Just make sure you never ask for pineapple on your pizza or a cappuccino after lunch.)
or don't, employees don't get paid enough to clean melon splat off the floor
Load More Replies...I did this with a pyramid of "tickle me Elmo's". Best thing was I couldn't get kicked out because I was employed there. Payback for the Leisure Manager because she was a bully that made her staff cry daily.
Just to be boring for the sake of education - kids, no. We did not do this. A well maintained ball mouse would last longer than a modern laser mouse. You just had to clean the fluff out every now and then because they picked up lint. The biggest problem for public computers (library, school) was that people thought it was a laugh to steal the balls, so the ball cavity was glued closed. Which meant you couldn't de-lint them, so they were TERRIBLE.
Lmao I used to steal the ball to p**s off my older brothers (they could be a******s). It was a sad day for me when we upgraded to a laser mouse. But shortly after, we got an Xbox original. If you don't know, they have a 2-piece breakaway controller cable so if you pull/trip over the cord it would come apart instead of yanking your console. Anyway, I just started stealing the little part that goes into console, which honestly made them so much angrier than the computer lol.
Load More Replies...That was what we had to live with before lasers were invented... /jk
Load More Replies...Waiter nervously, internally - Did I remember to tell them to say when?
Cooking is an important life skill that everyone should know, regardless of their gender. If you want to impress a date, you can prepare a delicious meal for them. If you want to save money and start eating healthier, you can focus on making meals from scratch. If you want to find a way to bond with your partner, the two of you can start cooking together. And if you plan on having children, you can teach them how to cook as well, leaving them better prepared to enter the adult world one day.
I find pre-boiled and freeze-dried water a lot more convenient. Takes up much less space!
I use instant water, myself. Just add H2O and stir.
Load More Replies...Deconstructed water is more convenient, I think. The hydrogen and oxygen atoms just float around anywhere. No need to worry about storage space. 😁
I can think of a dozen countries where boiling water in advance is a good strategy. Cholera comes to mind.
But make sure it's the water with an extra oxygen atom - it really brings out the flavour! /s
No? Not the wrong way. Just a different way. I always do rectangles- OH NOOO boo hoo
Load More Replies...I always wondered why there is a common agreement how to abbreviate "with" of all words. I mean there are longer ones..
White bread must be toasted... Unless it's a fresh made lost or baguette. (I toast almost ALL the bread products I eat).
Add a banana to it to take it over the top...good eating!
Load More Replies...Unfortunately i know someone who really drinks the water.....
Load More Replies...Anyone else have an unhealthy obsession with eating plain mozzarella balls? Just me? ok...
My face just contorted into the most "WTF that's gross af-ist" face if ever there were one.
I love ice cream and donuts as much as the next person. But if I’m being completely honest with myself, I know that I feel better when I fill my plate with fresh fruits and vegetables. And when it comes to looking out for your health, a study from Johns Hopkins found that cooking at home is one of the smartest moves you can make. “When people cook most of their meals at home, they consume fewer carbohydrates, less sugar and less fat than those who cook less or not at all – even if they are not trying to lose weight,” Julia A. Wolfson, MPP, a lead author of the study, says.
The one where the ink is badly printed is hilarious, Try, mf. That's what you get when you repeatedly call Thomas plain.
At my work once upon a time, they did a campaign called “Ask me why I care”. It was in the healthcare field. The best was the huge flag hanging outside the HR office saying “Ask me why I care”. I’m still shocked that so few people in the office saw the hilarity of it all. I guess I’m just irreverent.
Why do grandmas always want you to eat something at their house? No offense, grandmas
It's the way their generation was taught to show love. Nothing weird about it.
Load More Replies...My wife's grandmother asked her husband "do you want more?" Her husband said "no thanks.". She said "good" and put more on his plate.
Sucks the day this turns and you have to make sure grandma gets enough to eat.
As a teen, my grandma kept complaining about me getting fat. She also always gave me two of every cookie and wanted me to drink gallons of milk. Apparently eating a cm of butter on a sandwich has nothing to do with it. And obviously sugar cookies are good for your health...
We had just eaten before we went to Nonna's house. After greetings, she asked us if we wanted anything. No, thank you, we just ate. What about a sandwich? It's OK, we just ate. Is turkey OK? We don't need anything, Nonna; we already ate something. Do you want cheese on that? No, thank you, Nonna. And then she brought out the simplest, but tastiest turkey and cheese sandwich. She was awesome.
The mayonaise is a bold choice, but tuna and corn go well together
Load More Replies...Hand whoever made this over to the italian authorities please
What about putting candy corn on pizza https://www.google.com/url sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fm.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DXKKXOW3V3Xs&psig=AOvVaw1DUAGKU25Wnux4Ba93ooDr&ust=1699395851430000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA8QjRxqFwoTCODY_o-1sIIDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD
honestly i’d rather eat this than pineapple pizza
Load More Replies...“Obesity is an escalating public health problem that contributes to other serious health issues, including diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease,” Wolfson continued. “The evidence shows people who cook at home eat a more healthy diet. Moving forward, it’s important to educate the public about the benefits of cooking at home, identify strategies that encourage and enable more cooking at home, and help everyone, regardless of how much they cook, make healthier choices when eating out.”
Oh no 😨 I put chocolate in my chili and sometimes bolognese depending what it needs, but one square small square not a bar sized square 😬
Mine is more like one third Aggretsuko style death metal, one third Hyper Potions, one third video game music (no in between) Some of it Spotify gets but really? Death metal? IN MY PLAYLIST!?!?!?
My Dads friend made him and I venison chocolate pasta. And it was delicious!
I love peanut butter ( organic, no additives) but this freaks me out because I do not like peanuts and chocolate together and that is what Reese's is.I can relate to all the happy people that DO like it tho
Load More Replies...Oh man, I would totally squirt it directly in my mouth just like the canned whip cream or easy cheese...
You lost me at easy cheese (ew), but yes I totally stand with the fridge door open and squirt whipped cream straight in to my mouth.
Load More Replies...Forget topping anything with that deliciously conceived squirty delight... *opens mouth wide*
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with indulging in fast food every now and then or enjoying a big slice of birthday cake. But if you want to be a boy (or girl or nonbinary person) who actually can cook, your body will likely thank you in the long run! And in the meantime, you can devour these hilarious memes and cursed food images online. Because we all have an insatiable appetite for them anyway!
*walks up shyly to cashier* "Um I was told, well they said you might be able to help me with something."
I like my steak like this. My vegetarian sister always joked she was expecting it to moo when I started eating!
I've been a vegetarian for many years now, but this is how I preferred my steak. I still think this is the way to eat it. I've been in the hospitality industry for nearly a decade now, and every time someone orders a beautiful cut of beef well done, I have to keep myself from visibly cringing.
Load More Replies...I'll say - eat them right at the checkout counter... 8-)
Load More Replies...I like medium rare or sometimes rare but that meat has not reached food safe temperature yet.
Yeah, that is SO rare I think it's technically what chefs would refer to as "blue."
Load More Replies...I eat steaks like this one. And can't understand ppl that like the steak cooked like if you eat a shoe sole.
Simple, in a way. Cooking can tenderize meat (especially steaks). So, you get easier eating at the cost of less flavor and texture. Decisions, decisions....
Load More Replies...I can eat it like that but it'd be perfect had it been cooked like two more minutes
Hint: Pan fry until it has a nice crust, then stick it in the oven to warm through. That's how I do it and it gives me rare-looking steaks that are hot all the way through.
Load More Replies...My adult kids eat these as snacks. I used to save & wash the containers to reuse
Proud to say I never gave my kids Lunchables! I'm not a great cook but Lunchables and SpaghettiOs were never served in my house....lol I guess it's the Italian in me.
Oh I'm so using this next time the kids complain they are too old for lunchables.
Does anyone remember those yellow plastic things with the sad dry crackers on one side and the gross salty cheese slush on the other?
I used to eat those aaaaall the time. And then one day I woke up and realized I never wanna see another lunchable as long as I live.
Are you feeling inspired to get into the kitchen and whip up something tasty, pandas? We hope you’re enjoying these hilarious food memes, and please remember to keep upvoting all of your favorites. Let us know in the comments what you think of these cursed food memes, and then if you’re interested in seeing even more content from Boys Who Can Cook, you can find Bored Panda’s last article featuring the account right here!
Me too. Also, it kind of helps slow me down from eating them too quickly.
Load More Replies...Nope - getting your fingers all orangey is part of the experience when snacking on Cheetos...
https://www.google.com/search?q=toy+story+cheeto+fingers&tbm=isch&chips=q:toy+story+cheeto+fingers,g_1:big+al:HIGqjvox7A4%3D&client=opera&hl=en-US&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjDnKeHwLCCAxV1DWIAHd8LBOAQ4lYoAXoECAEQNA&biw=1235&bih=938#imgrc=M3mlJtlKMwl9HM
Load More Replies...Nahhhhh...the best part of eating Cheetos is licking your fingers when bag is done ...lol
What are those things? Where do I get them? Do they fit cat paws? I saw on a funny tweets thread (most of them weren't) where the guy's daughter ate Cheetos with chopsticks to prevent orange fingers.
It would make a great Halloween dinner, at least.
It's forbidden because it's burnt beyond comprehension
Load More Replies...The best bet in my opinion is to ask ahead and pack something just in case
"yes, we actually do have a vegetarian option. it's bread from the leftover hamburgers that nobody ate, and weeds from the front yard. enjoy!"
True 🤣 but wouldn't be the first time an innocent kid mistake has had bigger ramifications, my 6yo was having a tantrum over something they wanted in a very small shop, I said put it back and walked just outside the door to try avert a bigger meltdown they waited at the shelf holding it for a minute before bringing it outside to show me how much they wanted it 🤦♀️ luckily the shopkeeper could see what was actually happening, we put it back and after explaining what it looked like my kid was genuinely upset and just hadn't realised.
Load More Replies...Ah, I see you've never visited the magical US of A and their restaurant food portions big enough for an entire family.
Load More Replies...Kids can be way too literal, I remember asking my brother for a hand when we were kids his frightened reply "Which one?"
Teaching a sports class to a group of mostly autistic children has severe language complications like that. "Everybody understood? OK, let's rock! ... What? No that's not what I meeant" etc.
Load More Replies...If the spoon / fork is included when he boxed it, he's definitely a thief....:D
I tried to weigh myself using a banana for scale, but I kept slipping off 🫤
Load More Replies...I was once a vegetarian for 8 years. My twin daughters have been vegetarians for 7 years now. Being a vegetarian is easy.....being a vegan is hard plus all the vegan products are expensive too......fake cheese, fake meat, fake mayo and so on. You can't even eat a cookie if milk or eggs were used. I'm just glad my girls are vegetarians and not vegans.
Tried to be vegan once. Gave up when I realized I can’t live without dessert and cheese (vegan alternatives are very limited and super expensive).
Tried to be vegetarian once - turned out I either have to eat a s♥♥♥ ton of pills to survive if I want to keep that on, or simply start eating meat again.
Load More Replies...Exactly, quit policing my taste buds, you aren't using them, they are mine.
Load More Replies...I actually prefer well done steak, it does taste different to the others and I wouldn't refuse a medium rare steak. Having eaten overcooked everything growing up I prefer that flavour, and a good cook can create a juicy well done steak. Dried out and chewy steaks are inexcusable.
Well if you are starving in the arctic and have to eat you dog's harness you will be fine.
Load More Replies...And the well done in this picture looks positively juicy compared to the wood chips in that other photo.
It's not blood. https://steakschool.com/learn/red-liquid-steak-plate-not-blood/
Load More Replies...I hate well done steak but if that's what you like then all power to you. No reason to give people a hard time because of their preference. You go to that steakhouse and enjoy the steak as well done as you want 😊
Medium well done for me if it's a fresh restaurant steak, otherwise we'll done (if there's no one I can blame and/or sue). I actually eat beef very rarely... No pun intended.
I don't care what anybody says, black olives and olives of most types are delicious. I don't understand the people who seem to just have a vendetta against olives.
I agree. They so good! Especially the whole ones u can put on ur fingers
Load More Replies...I don't like olives (except a few black olives on pizza :D) and someone with an iq below zero qould believe it
It actually was a thing in the great recession and earlier: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
Load More Replies...Not in my lifetime, but I have had a chip butty and a crisp butty. The former with what the 'merkins call fries and the latter with potato chips.
"merkin"= a public wig (just sayin') I believe you intended to use "'Merican/'Mericun"...
Load More Replies...My friend would just bring a butter sandwich to lunch. Two pieces of bread and butter in the middle. And she doesn't eat the crust. And before you ask, yes she had food at home. She was not struggling with money she was just too lazy to make a lunch in the morning. This was middle school
There was a segment on QI about it: https://youtu.be/hQVEpXNhtZw?si=eAVgAzkA0107FNeW Romesh Ranganathan was kind of cheesed he got the toast sandwich
That actually sounds good to me, and I'm an American. I'm terrified.
How do people have this much confidence? I'm scared that Subway employees will judge me if I pick the wrong kind of sauce (edit: thanks lol, I know they won't actually judge me for substituting sauces, I just have ✨social anxiety✨)
I worked at Subway for years - trust me, they do not care. And yes we will do anything if you ask for it and are willing to pay for it. If it's an odd request (like in the picture, if you ask them to "burn it," you want to get meatballs on flatbread, etc.), the employee will probably ask to double check that's what you actually want or to warn you that it might fall apart or whatever. But at the end of the day, to each their own. We didn't care as long as you're not rude and pay for what you ordered.
Load More Replies...Make it a deluxe, get half the amount more of cookies, get a free cookie for making it a deluxe
I wasn't paying attention scratch philly cheestake gimme a cookie cheestake!
Load More Replies...Bahaha! That's what popped into my head! God I love Futurama!
Load More Replies...what a waste ... i would totally find another way to use them in a different dish though
No. Altoids and vodka straight from the freezer. Wrecking ball.
Nah, brush teeth then orange juice if you want to feel alive. Angry, but alive.
Go a step above: replace water with cold sprite. From McDonald's. No ice.
Would they do the reaction in your stomach? Has anyone tried?
Load More Replies...You should take one of those picks and shred some cheese for that thing
this is what my uncle would have referred to as a "wish sandwich" . Two slices of bread and you wish something better was in between em :D
You can still afford the bread AND the ice cubes? Get out of here you rich, decadent bastard. I don't need to see you brag while I eat my crust and ice chips...
Roll a constitution check when eaten or be poisoned for 1d10 turns
Load More Replies...it means that you have "cooked" (read heated) it so much that it started emitting black body radiation in the visible range (e.i. it is red hot by now), so you can stop now ....or wind about ½hour back in time and it will be done.
In Terry Gilliam's dystopian Film "Brazil" the restaurant served what looked like different coloured scoops of mashed potato while you looked at a picture of what it's meant to taste like.
Yup, my favourite flavour alright, ICU. Best served with a side of Pepto-Bismol or Loperamide -_-"
Nah, it's not dangerous these ones. Unless you're allergic --- Penicillin comes from that family.
Load More Replies...nature's antibiotics. will cure anything. eat it up. but remember to finish the course.
Better left until the spots are black then you can tell yourself it's a raisin bun.
Those are the same flavor spots I get on my sour cream and yogurt. It must be a new fad.
Am I the only one who puts bread directly in the freezer when I bring it home from the store?
No, unless we plan on using it soon. One roll in the bread basket, the rest in the freezer.
Load More Replies...As someone who has owned a lot of hamsters, hamster food really is just like seeds and stuff you find in the junk drawer.
I had a mouse once. I bought him a "treat bar" that I swear was just a really delicious looking granola & nut bar. Part of me wanted to fight him for it.
Load More Replies...My parents' friends' kids had a hamster. They thought it would be cute to let it run around, and it went missing. A month later, they noticed that one curtain was shorter than the other
A Welsh speaking colleague informed me a while ago that the casual Welsh word for a microwave is "popty-ping", or "ping oven", and I have been just waiting for an opportunity to share that delightful fact with someone!
I'm Welsh and didn't know this, so that's indeed a delightful fact! Thank you :)
Load More Replies...Popty ping, is an urban myth, but a nice one. Welsh for microwave oven is meicrodon. I'm Welsh, but don't speak hardly any Welsh though, so...
A small supermarket near me (rural town) recently changed onwership. The new owner, not knowing what hummus was, indeed stocked it only in flavours like chocolate or salted caramel for the first weeks, thinking it to be some kind of breakfast spread. It took a lot of customer interactions until he finally believed that it was originally a savoury thing.
Chocolate hummus is delicious. Y’all don’t know what you’re missing 🤷♀️
my niece turned me onto chocolate hummus. it's actually really good, right???
Load More Replies...I might even eat chocolate or salted carmel...hummus is one of the few foods I dislike.
There is a beach restaurant near me where the cook (from Guyana) makes the hummus with cinnamon instead of cumin. It's disgusting but probably no worse than cookie batter hummus.
Wtf - is anything on that plate cooked??? And who has baked beans with a roast?!!!!
Hello toilet my old friend. My lunch is traveling round the bend. The toilet floor is cold and damp. As by your bowl I have to camp. And by the glow of the bathroom light, I spewed my ring up.
Never mind the chicken. Yorkshire puddings with chips with beans and veg?! This looks like a plate trying to be British and failing at the first hurdle
No, I'm sorry, this is a huge insult on a proper British roast! CHIPS AND BEANS?!
Aliens from space have very unusual appetites. Be thankful they aren't mutilating cows much anymore.
The worst is when you didn’t check before you started to see if you had the 2 ingredients (milk & butter) it takes to makes this at 3am and you only have 1 🤣
You can make it with just water if you're desperate.
Load More Replies...It is not Morgan Freeman, but I'm not certified to diagnose you. 😁
Load More Replies...Why buy that cr@p? Buy the stuff with the creamy cheese package. Don't need butter or milk to make it, just water.
It delish, or so I've heard. The outer sausage is made of sticky rice, so it's not just meat
Chicken, croutons, cheese, bacon and mustard dressing. I'm in! Oh, I love Ceasar salad, but I'm for experiments with the base recipe.
Load More Replies...crunchy tangy goodness and not a veggie in sight! Well done sir (or madam)!
As someone who grew up with very little money I can almost relate to this. Hot dogs and burgers on white bread was common.
That's actually some fairly decent looking bread -- a little salsa and voila!
Load More Replies...A lot of folks argue about whether a hotdog is a sandwich. I'm in the "YES" camp BTW. So is a taco also a sandwich? Tortillas are technically flat bread so I feel it fits. I'm going to say it here, loud and proud, A TACO IS A SANDWICH! Prove me wrong.
There is one thing wrong with this. Why tf is he eating out of an aluminium "dish"?
Load More Replies...we also have those chips here (the yellow things). What is the american word for them?
when you're girl at home with you an you can be yourself cause you not a liar who makes her believe you're something you're not. d**k.
well at least I don't see any mystery meat in there...just mystery everything else
I like how they left the nutritional paper on the food, so you have something to read, while eating.
Or bags of soil at the garden store. Last time I refrained from doing this and I wasn't really myself for the rest of the day and the world was also more joyless than usual. I do not recommend. Be more aware and slap the bags.
I worked in the local safeway when i was younger. At the time there was a toilet roll advrt that had someone jumping from a height into a pile of toilet rolls. We got a delivery of 8 pallets of toilet roll one saturday and one guy heving seen the advert convinced himself he could jump onto the pallets from the racking and be safe. What he didn't take into account was in the advert the toilet rolls were on their sides and not stacked tightly on pallets. He ended up breaking one arm and the other wrist and got fired over it later
Or, can put the noodle back in the colander and rinse it off in the kitchen sink.
well the main difference here is the type of bread, which isn't a big deal
There is really no difference in taste between hamburger buns and american white bread to be honest
Load More Replies...That's neither hilarious nor cursed lol ... when I was a kid, many moons ago, a slice of bread was a hamburger bun, a hot dog bun, a sandwich wrap, grilled cheese ... etc.
When I freeze ground beef, I freeze it in quart bags 1lb at a time and flatten it (easier storage, easier thawing). When we go to make burgers, I let it thaw slightly, cut it into 4s and make square burgers. They fit better on sliced bread this way. Also, it's delicious, and not just for poor people.
Man idk if I can trust you based on your predilection for tasting ankles. Do square hamburgers taste better or worse than ankles?
Load More Replies...Nothing wrong with that... This is a delicacy in my part of the woods
I often do this, simply because I always have 2 patties left. They don't sell an even number of patties and buns in stores here, there will always be 2 of either left over (unless I buy enough for 24 burgers)
a canned British thing, been around since Agatha Christie wrote a story about someone poisoning the salmon paste. Or the shrimp or the ham paste. Same difference.
Load More Replies...Tinned spaghetti in a Jaffle (Aussie toasted sandwich machine that cuts it in two) was common in my childhood
Here's positivity for that downvote! Yes, I agree this is a normal use for leftover spaghetti.
Load More Replies...This may be legitimately delicious but it looks way too gross for me to try
But am I going to get my period soon cuz this actually sounds really good 😂
I don't even think you needed the /S for this
Load More Replies...Cream cheese is on the list of items I've had to tell my 10y/o is NOT frosting.
Reminds me of one time when i was like 12 a friend's family brought me to a sandwich place and it was like a computer kiosk to order and I'd never been there before. chose a bagel and wanted cream cheese on it so I added that on my order. Turned out, the bagel came with it by default. it looked like this
Bread poultice. Squeeze out the water then apply to wound, wrap with Kerlix or regular sterile bandage.
Colour of the pudding, that is, not because of poc. The recipe I have is from Irish ancestors
And so does the rest of the office. He's now known as farty Steve
Load More Replies...It's about 18 boiled eggs and a package of cheese product. He is getting protein and that's about it.
Load More Replies...This looks like the lunch you desperately try to trade but no one wants it
Let's hope it was refrigerated over night. If rice is left standing at room temperature, the spores can grow into bacteria. These bacteria will multiply and may produce toxins (poisons) that cause vomiting or diarrhoea. The longer cooked rice is left at room temperature, the more likely it is that the bacteria or toxins could make the rice unsafe to eat.
You are correct. But also I've done it many times and been just fine. I usually put leftovers in the fridge. Sometimes find it in the rice cooker the next day and eat it anyway. I'm more cautious now because a fun fact I learned is that bringing the rice up to temperature will kill the bacteria but it will NOT get rid of the toxins. The toxin they produce survives the heat. So in my ignorance I used to think I was making it safe by frying it up a bit. BTW, company would never get sketchy stuff like that. Just me when I'm being lazy.
Load More Replies...So many comments on this site are people just patting themselves on the back for how smart they are
Put some of that in a bowl with milk and sugar. Nuke it up. You got hot cereal.
hear me out: slice it, put it in mixed eggs, fry it, sriracha the hell out of it
Day old plain rice is great for fried rice or rice pudding, neither will be plain once the cooking process starts 😊
Load More Replies...bro i'd eat that for breakfast, if my sister would stop teasing me for eating heated pizza for breakfast
Yeah nah I can get with this, just a different way to eat cold crunchy delicious coleslaw.
Burger and egg is actually good. Not so much made like this but a decent burger with a fried egg on top is pretty good.
Oh man, I used to work at Dennys forever ago and fell in love with the Slamburger. Recreated it the other night at home and I think that's all I want to eat for the rest of my life, lol. (Well, I used cheddar instead of cheese sauce because that's how I used to order it, but fried egg, hashbrowns, and patty were all the same)
Load More Replies...mmm kind of looks good, just cut the egg in half and spread out so it is not so bumpy
It's like someone heard of a scotch egg but never saw one or hand what a scotch egg is explained to them.
I remember some loaf thing with an egg st a friends house.
Load More Replies...NO real stretch, though. Hard-boiled egg has been a traditional meatloaf filling for decades, and technically a burger and meatloaf are very similar. Which does not change the fact that I would not eat the burger on the picture, as it does not look fit for human consumption - what did you do to the poor meat?
Call the health department. That breaks so many health codes I don't even know where to begin.
Load More Replies...I did think it was a scrub sponge before I saw the title
Load More Replies...I am not quite sure what "this" is, but I am pretty sure the answer to the question is "yes".
with smooth? you monster! at least spring for the extra crunchy if your gonna plaster it on your slice
In this thread: everyone missing the joke with "sweaty". Its a deliberate sarcastic misspelling of sweetie or sweety, mocking the people that act superior and say stuff like, "look it up, sweetie" to patronise people.
That would be delicious if the waffle was cooked. It's chicken and waffles. Although, the current Tyson recall of dino nuggies has me worried for this person. Still, delicious combination of flavors, usually.
Anyone who thinks this is 'gourmet' is also unlikely to be able to spell 'sweety'.
I AM from Virginia and this is a monstrosity that no one here would eat. How are those even eggs? That's not the color they should be!
I'm going to try to remember this for the next time I get high. This might be like peanut butter and marshmallow fluff: the perfect high food
Is "blender" another word for "Garbage disposal"?
Load More Replies...I actually retched at the sight of this. I love bananas and ketchup is a must on sausages..... But this is just an abomination.
I like bread with nutella and bread with blue cheese, but not together.
Load More Replies...Knowledge is to know that tomatoes are fruit, wisdom is to know that they don't belong in fruit salads... (And Philosophy is asking if Ketchup counts as smoothie)
Corrected punctuation: “Nothing like some bananas and ketchup to start the morning ‘off’, right?”
Sing along with me. "I will eat anything for food. I will eat anything for food. But I won't eat that".
Load More Replies...I’m at home with a stomach virus. Definitely shouldn’t have opened this one 🤢
Same. I woke up at 3 am vomiting. This doesn't help
Load More Replies...Not related but my mum just found out someone stole her wedding ring. I can’t even make this up.
Dang, hope she gets it back somehow :(
Load More Replies...Garl. Does. Not. Approve. This is the equivalent of thinming caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
Sing along with me. "I will eat anything for food. I will eat anything for food. But I won't eat that".
Load More Replies...I’m at home with a stomach virus. Definitely shouldn’t have opened this one 🤢
Same. I woke up at 3 am vomiting. This doesn't help
Load More Replies...Not related but my mum just found out someone stole her wedding ring. I can’t even make this up.
Dang, hope she gets it back somehow :(
Load More Replies...Garl. Does. Not. Approve. This is the equivalent of thinming caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
