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When dinner time is approaching and your stomach starts to growl, what do you plan on eating? Do you start chopping fresh vegetables and herbs, or whip out the ever reliable instant noodles? If you’re not quite a culinary connoisseur but you do have an appetite for hot, fresh memes, we’ve got the perfect list for you to devour. 

We took a trip to the Boys Who Can Cook Facebook page, which features hilarious cursed food memes that might make you lose your appetite. So enjoy scrolling through these pics, pandas, and be sure to upvote the ones that tickle your funny bone and your tummy. Bone apple tea!

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SheamusFanFrom1987
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kinda cute though. Would definitely thank gf for it XD

WindySwede
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, definitely a surprise also! Would not have guessed!

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Shayne Randlett
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's ridiculously dangerous. Not one of them is wearing a seatbelt...

CoMa4
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get in loser, we’re going shopping

María Hermida
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Eatability": 0/10 - Effort: 10/10

Ozymandias73
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Creative, but if that's supposed to be dinner, I hope she made something more filling to go with it.

MaximumKarmaSaint
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you take them out and eat them separately or do you eat the whole thing with them included?

Robin Roper
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are the eyes peppercorns? I'm recreating this for my next party.

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea for snaking at the pool, park, etc when you have kids!

    JuJu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I need kids to have a snacklebox?

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    Dani
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is a joke but I want in on this trend.

    Andrea L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good idea but that’s probably not food grade plastic. Could be toxic.

    Kay Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one remembers Bill on Dragnet? He used one.

    Kevin the Manager
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good idea, but my imagination won't let me escape from the vision of bits of bait, rusty hooks, and hopelessly wadded fishing line that sometimes fills these bays... I know, I know, it's a NEW box, but I still get the ick looking at it.

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro level lunchables?

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    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did you come up with some wanky comment about what it represents? Because otherwise it's not art.

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mmmmm... The way the pasta both rest and fall upon each other, the shadows and shelters created within.... Yes, it all speaks to the pain that the artist was going through, the rise and fall both of his suffering and his ultimate triumph through it all... Breathtaking..."

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    GlixDrap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 246 pieces of spaghetti (think of Rain Man)

    Frances Mooney
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than many installations I see on art sites....

    Clover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Pick Up Stix.

    robin aldrich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Pollack did it with paint ....why not do it with dry spaghetti???

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    There’s no question that the internet has an insatiable appetite for memes, but there’s something about food-related memes that seem to really hit the spot for many people. Images of food, in general, seem to always do well on the internet, whether they’re cursed, low-quality but look delicious or are mouth-wateringly high quality. So it’s no surprise that Boys Who Can Cook has become such a sensation online.

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    With a presence on Facebook, Instagram, X, and TikTok, it appears that no corner of the internet is lacking when it comes to hilarious, cursed food memes. From jokes about how microwaves sound to photos of bizarre meals that no one should be eating, Boys Who Can Cook is certainly great at sharing content that will cause a visceral reaction in followers.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for the supermarket, but thank you Jeff.

    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One small order for Jeff, one huge order for the supermarket.

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    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh sure, throw Jeff under the bus....

    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, Jeff. People love sales.

    A B C the Third
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title of this list currently reads "50 funny and weird food memes you probably shouldn't read while you're eating". So... Why shouldn't I see this one? Because it makes me go even more hungry?

    squib
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeff, the hero with no mask.

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    #5

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    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sacred sewing kit in every Grandma’s house. 👵🏼🧵🪡

    EP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma doing drake meme is hilarious. I like it better than his now.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also had a button tin. Full of various buttons from sewing projects, worn out clothes, those extras that sometimes come with a garment and so on. It was fun to look at because it had been around the house at least since the 50s and I think 40s and some of the buttons were pretty cool looking.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One Christmas my mother gave me a tin of shortbreads and said "this is for keeping your sewing stuff in!"

    Mr.Li
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This granny is great, i think

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep all the tins from my dad's cookies. Great for storing small crafting supplies!

    the sixthgirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even a grandma, but I look at that and I admire her thread game. I need more thread in mine.

    Libstak
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep mums medicine in hers now

    Karri Berkowitz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had this way before she was a grandma. And the older I get the more sense it makes.

    Smart Fridge Gaming™️
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look like the Lady in the picture was forced to do this

    Heather Talma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this person took photos of their actual grandmother in order to make this meme.

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    Dawn Chan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, when we have the fullfilling of our stomachs!

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Lo! It was the day wherein the believers received a cheeseburger and fries. If they eateth the fries with catsup, behold! Catsup was given unto them. Needed them onions and pickles? Behold! Onions and pickles were given unto them. Even to drinks were the believers given, Lo! If they asked for cherry cola, it was given. And should they desire white soda, yea, even that was provided unto them.

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lunch at 11.35? That would be time for a second breakfast here in Spain.

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thou shall not steal your co-worker's food"

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turn to that verse daily - brings me a sense of well-being... can I get an AMEN?!?

    ilikemusicals
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11.35?? We have lunch at 1.20...

    Mary Guerinot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ilikemusicals - It really depends on when they start working. I once had a job where I started at 6am. By 11am I was more than ready for lunch. Especially since I got out at 2pm.

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    shanila.pheonix_
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my teachers do this!!!! but the classroom clock never works so we can never tell the true time :( (phones aren't allowed either lol)

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    Obviously, Boys Who Can Cook is meant to be a comedic page. So these unappetizing photos and jokes about what it takes to create a gourmet meal aren’t intended to be taken seriously. The name of the page, accompanied by the heart eyes emoji, is meant to poke fun at people who post this exact caption to brag about their significant other while sharing a photo of something they prepared. 

    Someone might post a photo of a gorgeous plate of pasta with a creamy mushroom sauce that their partner prepared and caption it, “boys who can cook” along with the heart eyes face. But sometimes, people brag about their partners' cooking abilities without realizing that the food they’re sharing a photo of looks anything but appetizing.  

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    Harry Stan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had nightmares about him

    squib
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very curious as to what these nightmares are like.

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    𝔓𝔲𝔯𝔭𝔩𝔢 ℜ𝔞𝔢𝔑
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jabacado!" S-T-I-L-L LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Kevin the Manager
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, honey, he DID threaten to throw me in the Sarlac Pit if I nibbled..."

    Barbara Kelly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bread does not look toasted. And..THOSE EYES!!!!

    birdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He...He has seen things...

    Bettye McKee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, shoot! Okay, I would eat it.

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    PeeledPotato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a jar i cant open and i gym down the road should i try this too ;)

    CommanderDucky - He/Him - cis.
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmk the results if you go through with this,, manifesting an open jar for you

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    John L
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can use a spoon to break the seal. Just put the business end of a spoon, face up, under the lip and pry down, until you get a pop.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the Ethshar books by Lawrence Watt-Evans. The guy is studying to be a wizard, and learns a jar opening spell. With an earsplitting screech, a netherworld creature appears, opens the jar, sets it and its lid on the floor, screeches, and goes back to the netherworld.

    The Mediterranean Fruit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma is so cute. When she goes shopping she has the checkout clerk open all her jars. I can just imagine a 19 year old clerk opening pickle and beet jars for my 83 year old grandma.

    Deborah B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or bang the top edge of the metal lid on the counter (or hit it with something). Dent the metal to break the vacuum seal, and the lid becomes easy to unscrew.

    Barbara Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New component in Strongman Challenge

    Dogcat vet (retired)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a knife to hit it along the edge a few times and sometimes put the lid and jar under hot water. Generally one or both will work for me

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it easier to open jars before I put them in the fridge to cool down. Seems like the cold makes the seal contract tighter on the jar, so if you open them while they're at room temp it's easier. At least for me.

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    CoMa4
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The get you out of bed starter pack

    Kathy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My get out of bed starter pack will include coffee brewing and bacon cooking....

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    Beth H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any time I cook onions, celery, carrots in butter it smells like thanksgiving morning as a kid. I love it.

    Sans Serif
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have fried garlic and onions shortly before house showings as a tease...

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    David Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how you can start out with four revolting tasting raw materials.

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My apartment building is behind a Chinese restaurant and they tease the neighborhood daily with onions and garlic.

    Maisey Myles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a garlic and onion candle

    Jaya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salt has impact on how good stuff smells?

    Widdershins66
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cross salt off! Spice instead of salt 😋

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    As ridiculous as the posts are on this page, it is true that we tend to be more attracted to people who are well versed in the kitchen. In fact, 86% of Americans consider cooking to be an attractive trait, and two thirds are more likely to go on a first date with someone who boasts about their cooking skills on their dating profile. Preparing a delicious meal can also be a great way for couples to bond, as 73% say cooking with their partner is one of their favorite things to do. 

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    squib
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that you mention the TMNT theme, I can't stop either.

    Giles McArdell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have some Chocolate Salty Balls.

    Amos23
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should of done it something like this 'COTTON CANDY" "CHICKEN NUGGETS" There

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope! Must be cut on the diagonal!

    Donald
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe top scientists have proved that you get more sandwich if you cut it diagonally.

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    Jay the not okay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO DO NOT PUT ANY BREAD INFRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER OR WITHIN A 10 MILE RADIUS OF IT THE UNHOLY SPIRITS OF THE BREAD CRUMBS WILL BE STUCK IN YOUR KEYBOARD AND REFUSE TO LEAVE

    ben mart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y’all be cracking me up! Lol!

    Amos23
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my sandwich cut in half

    Anjelika
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a little of a San Jacobo 🙂

    Ava Sorce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk why but diagonally cut sandwiches have more sandwich than horizontally cut sandwiches

    Maisey Myles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a type of wallet which you would definitely need to go the grocery to buy sandwich makings and hope you have enough money!

    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and toasted to perefection

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both probably have the exact same recipe.

    zak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you mix them together it creates a wormhole to the sixth dimension; they really need warning labels 🫤

    Amy Lam
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would choose Nana's...as generations go we use short cuts. Old school takes the time and does everything from scratch.

    Basko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's buying the left one, I'm buying the right one. They taste exactly the same for some reason.

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8.49 for some prepackaged soup!!!

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In either case .. it couldn't hurt.

    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm reaching for Nana's Chicken Noodle Soup.... a tried & true recipe

    John L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they aren't still selling asparagus water.....

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    But how often are men actually cooking? According to a recent survey, probably not enough. NPR reports that gender roles continue to persist in the kitchen, as around the world, women are in the kitchen cooking over twice as many meals as men. In fact, the only country the survey found where men were actually cooking more meals than women was Italy. So if you really want to find a boy who can cook, perhaps you should start there! (Just make sure you never ask for pineapple on your pizza or a cappuccino after lunch.)    

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    mYst17
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see ball, I see hoop, I shoot

    Isaac Harvey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get one shot before someone notices. So take it.

    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeff ordered too many ---what is it? Melons?

    Cyndielouwhoo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That grocery store only has itself to blame for this one.

    Basko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After sinking 5 in a row, I remembered that I need to buy some Curry.

    Tarryn Ball
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this with a pyramid of "tickle me Elmo's". Best thing was I couldn't get kicked out because I was employed there. Payback for the Leisure Manager because she was a bully that made her staff cry daily.

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    Charity Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to be boring for the sake of education - kids, no. We did not do this. A well maintained ball mouse would last longer than a modern laser mouse. You just had to clean the fluff out every now and then because they picked up lint. The biggest problem for public computers (library, school) was that people thought it was a laugh to steal the balls, so the ball cavity was glued closed. Which meant you couldn't de-lint them, so they were TERRIBLE.

    nunya beeswax
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao I used to steal the ball to p**s off my older brothers (they could be a******s). It was a sad day for me when we upgraded to a laser mouse. But shortly after, we got an Xbox original. If you don't know, they have a 2-piece breakaway controller cable so if you pull/trip over the cord it would come apart instead of yanking your console. Anyway, I just started stealing the little part that goes into console, which honestly made them so much angrier than the computer lol.

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    VidGam4
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this is why my parents’ hard boiled eggs are all gray they’re just over cooked…

    NapQueen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it not smell like rotten eggs lol?!

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was what we had to live with before lasers were invented... /jk

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    Phoenix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got so tired of boiling eggs I started using an avocado pit instead.

    Blue Mar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this pic so many times that I'm starting to believe it.

    Antonia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the cathair that rolled inside

    Curry on...
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that was a thing,

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    CoMa4
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s no such thing as too much cheese 🧀

    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a pasta coroner as well. I bury my pasta under cheese.

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiter nervously, internally - Did I remember to tell them to say when?

    Amy Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn my ever worsening lactose intolerance

    Ronaldo Lim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese is the purpose of life.

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    Cooking is an important life skill that everyone should know, regardless of their gender. If you want to impress a date, you can prepare a delicious meal for them. If you want to save money and start eating healthier, you can focus on making meals from scratch. If you want to find a way to bond with your partner, the two of you can start cooking together. And if you plan on having children, you can teach them how to cook as well, leaving them better prepared to enter the adult world one day.  

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find pre-boiled and freeze-dried water a lot more convenient. Takes up much less space!

    Kelly H. Wilder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deconstructed water is more convenient, I think. The hydrogen and oxygen atoms just float around anywhere. No need to worry about storage space. 😁

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of a dozen countries where boiling water in advance is a good strategy. Cholera comes to mind.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*****g brilliant 10/10 would pasta again.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But make sure it's the water with an extra oxygen atom - it really brings out the flavour! /s

    GlixDrap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've heard of triple cooked chips - next fad is triple boiled water for pasta.

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    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s cut it the wrong way. Always triangles 🤣

    xWILTED_ROSEx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No? Not the wrong way. Just a different way. I always do rectangles- OH NOOO boo hoo

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    Alexej Dvorak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered why there is a common agreement how to abbreviate "with" of all words. I mean there are longer ones..

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White bread must be toasted... Unless it's a fresh made lost or baguette. (I toast almost ALL the bread products I eat).

    Book Nerd (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually looks like a really good Pb&J sandwich

    kate h
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try making your PBJ like a grilled cheese. You're welcome.

    Starwhisper Nighthush
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a banana to it to take it over the top...good eating!

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    serialdxsignationn.zip
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah this was my mom when i showed her "beat bobby flay"

    Gworlypop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um it’s not a brioche bun. It’s wonderbread

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't know how to hold it cut like that!

    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can never go wrong with the classic pairing of a glass of ice-cold milk...

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a joke, right? Tell it me it's a joke

    Mr.Li
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately i know someone who really drinks the water.....

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    River Markham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else have an unhealthy obsession with eating plain mozzarella balls? Just me? ok...

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My face just contorted into the most "WTF that's gross af-ist" face if ever there were one.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm not gonna gag, i'm not gonna gag, i'm not gonna gag.

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    I love ice cream and donuts as much as the next person. But if I’m being completely honest with myself, I know that I feel better when I fill my plate with fresh fruits and vegetables. And when it comes to looking out for your health, a study from Johns Hopkins found that cooking at home is one of the smartest moves you can make. “When people cook most of their meals at home, they consume fewer carbohydrates, less sugar and less fat than those who cook less or not at all – even if they are not trying to lose weight,” Julia A. Wolfson, MPP, a lead author of the study, says.

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    Roger9er
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The middle and top one does have an attitude

    LillieMean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one where the ink is badly printed is hilarious, Try, mf. That's what you get when you repeatedly call Thomas plain.

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my work once upon a time, they did a campaign called “Ask me why I care”. It was in the healthcare field. The best was the huge flag hanging outside the HR office saying “Ask me why I care”. I’m still shocked that so few people in the office saw the hilarity of it all. I guess I’m just irreverent.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C’mon- you’ve got this one in the bag…el. I’ll see myself out.

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they're about to be prosecuted in your court room.

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    #20

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    Dawn Chan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do grandmas always want you to eat something at their house? No offense, grandmas

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the way their generation was taught to show love. Nothing weird about it.

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    Trophy Husband
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife's grandmother asked her husband "do you want more?" Her husband said "no thanks.". She said "good" and put more on his plate.

    AxolotlViolet (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an asian child, I have to be fed 24/7 or I'll die

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my friend's Grandma would just tell me I'm hungry and have a seat. It really helped that she was an amazing cook and always baked her own bread.

    Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my mum when I say I'll have a little bit more.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Realistically, the above picture isn''t large enough...

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sucks the day this turns and you have to make sure grandma gets enough to eat.

    Dani
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird, when I was a kid I'm pretty sure my mom was chill enough if we were fussy or wouldn't eat much, now I've kids she worries a lot more than I do about the quantity of food they're eating. They won't starve... (I worry more about the quality🤷‍♀️)

    WayoftheStarPrincess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teen, my grandma kept complaining about me getting fat. She also always gave me two of every cookie and wanted me to drink gallons of milk. Apparently eating a cm of butter on a sandwich has nothing to do with it. And obviously sugar cookies are good for your health...

    majandess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had just eaten before we went to Nonna's house. After greetings, she asked us if we wanted anything. No, thank you, we just ate. What about a sandwich? It's OK, we just ate. Is turkey OK? We don't need anything, Nonna; we already ate something. Do you want cheese on that? No, thank you, Nonna. And then she brought out the simplest, but tastiest turkey and cheese sandwich. She was awesome.

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    Westend Revolver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Japan has tuna and mayOnnaise with corn.... on pizza.

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mayonaise is a bold choice, but tuna and corn go well together

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    Mike K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard no. This is an abomination.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hand whoever made this over to the italian authorities please

    Hi! I'm bored.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about putting candy corn on pizza https://www.google.com/url sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fm.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DXKKXOW3V3Xs&psig=AOvVaw1DUAGKU25Wnux4Ba93ooDr&ust=1699395851430000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CA8QjRxqFwoTCODY_o-1sIIDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably upped the yuck by using canned peas. The libertines

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvote me all you want, I'd devour this

    lost hedgehog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly i’d rather eat this than pineapple pizza

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    “Obesity is an escalating public health problem that contributes to other serious health issues, including diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease,” Wolfson continued. “The evidence shows people who cook at home eat a more healthy diet. Moving forward, it’s important to educate the public about the benefits of cooking at home, identify strategies that encourage and enable more cooking at home, and help everyone, regardless of how much they cook, make healthier choices when eating out.”

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if we're all just some chicken nuggets on an alien's baking plate?

    Mark Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This image is very big on the maps without new zealand subreddit

    Imagineer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if clouds ever look down at us and say "Oh look, that one is shaped like an idiot."

    Tarryn Ball
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Australia looks like it's been stomped on.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even chicken nuggets represent Africa too small. Shame on them!

    Kellie Whyte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL why does Australia look so wonky???

    Duncan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Tasmania, always left out.

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    Dani
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no 😨 I put chocolate in my chili and sometimes bolognese depending what it needs, but one square small square not a bar sized square 😬

    #1 Candevil Fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is more like one third Aggretsuko style death metal, one third Hyper Potions, one third video game music (no in between) Some of it Spotify gets but really? Death metal? IN MY PLAYLIST!?!?!?

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about a Weekly Mix? Or a Monthly Mix?

    ginshun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    try it with Amazon Music if you think Spotify is bad.

    Garthus Andicus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dads friend made him and I venison chocolate pasta. And it was delicious!

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    ~MushroomFrog~
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just take my money now! 💸

    Peyton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who doesn't like peanut butter??

    Maartje
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love peanut butter ( organic, no additives) but this freaks me out because I do not like peanuts and chocolate together and that is what Reese's is.I can relate to all the happy people that DO like it tho

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna pair these with my Reese's puffs... f***k you doctor.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, I would totally squirt it directly in my mouth just like the canned whip cream or easy cheese...

    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lost me at easy cheese (ew), but yes I totally stand with the fridge door open and squirt whipped cream straight in to my mouth.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would probably make a good milkshake topping

    Oskar vanZandt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget topping anything with that deliciously conceived squirty delight... *opens mouth wide*

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    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that’s what I call customer service!

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *walks up shyly to cashier* "Um I was told, well they said you might be able to help me with something."

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They call it the happy ending pickle

    Just Another Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶I love it when they call me Big Papa🎶

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty impressive - those employees go above and beyond...

    CoMa4
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    2 years ago

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    robin aldrich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new single is about the drop. It's called "Drain My Pickle"

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    Brenda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer my steak not moo or move around the plate

    qwerty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you mean not to... wait for it... moove! *ba dum-tss*

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    Cat Palmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my steak like this. My vegetarian sister always joked she was expecting it to moo when I started eating!

    k1ddkanuck
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been a vegetarian for many years now, but this is how I preferred my steak. I still think this is the way to eat it. I've been in the hospitality industry for nearly a decade now, and every time someone orders a beautiful cut of beef well done, I have to keep myself from visibly cringing.

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    CrazyKnitter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. This is my perfect steak.

    Sans Serif
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll say - eat them right at the checkout counter... 8-)

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like medium rare or sometimes rare but that meat has not reached food safe temperature yet.

    the sixthgirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that is SO rare I think it's technically what chefs would refer to as "blue."

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    Heffalump
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit overdone for my taste. I like it if the cow was once mildly startled by someone lighting a cigarette a few yards away.

    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks a tad overdone... It's not steak if you put your fork in and there is no bloody spot on the ceiling.

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I can't. Cows don't have this crusty crispy layer

    Xitxarel•lo Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat steaks like this one. And can't understand ppl that like the steak cooked like if you eat a shoe sole.

    Kyllein MacKellerann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple, in a way. Cooking can tenderize meat (especially steaks). So, you get easier eating at the cost of less flavor and texture. Decisions, decisions....

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    Beth H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can eat it like that but it'd be perfect had it been cooked like two more minutes

    Kyllein MacKellerann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hint: Pan fry until it has a nice crust, then stick it in the oven to warm through. That's how I do it and it gives me rare-looking steaks that are hot all the way through.

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    Scott Pinkham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the beauty of a black and blue steak.

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My adult kids eat these as snacks. I used to save & wash the containers to reuse

    Ropre
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proud to say I never gave my kids Lunchables! I'm not a great cook but Lunchables and SpaghettiOs were never served in my house....lol I guess it's the Italian in me.

    GlassHalfWay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither. Too much preservatives and sodium

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    Karri Berkowitz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I'm so using this next time the kids complain they are too old for lunchables.

    kazuha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone remember those yellow plastic things with the sad dry crackers on one side and the gross salty cheese slush on the other?

    Steffi Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes with this little red plastic cheese spreader

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    GoldfishCrackers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend always had these and the jealousy was real. 😂

    Caryn Zent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what does avocado toast have to do with it?

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't go wrong with some Lunchables!

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to eat those aaaaall the time. And then one day I woke up and realized I never wanna see another lunchable as long as I live.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use chopsticks when I can, works nicely.

    the sixthgirl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Also, it kind of helps slow me down from eating them too quickly.

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    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope - getting your fingers all orangey is part of the experience when snacking on Cheetos...

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.google.com/search?q=toy+story+cheeto+fingers&tbm=isch&chips=q:toy+story+cheeto+fingers,g_1:big+al:HIGqjvox7A4%3D&client=opera&hl=en-US&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjDnKeHwLCCAxV1DWIAHd8LBOAQ4lYoAXoECAEQNA&biw=1235&bih=938#imgrc=M3mlJtlKMwl9HM

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    Baseball is Life
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nahhhhh...the best part of eating Cheetos is licking your fingers when bag is done ...lol

    Shoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Licking those things wouldn't be nearly as fun. Thanks but I'll stick with my fingers.

    digitalin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chopsticks also work! Or a toothpic.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do I get these!?!

    Dani
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my kids has sensory issues (didn't lick it up off a stone tbf 😬😅) our house could use these and the knuckle chopstick things @WindySwede posted... That or nitrile gloves for everything 🤔

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are those things? Where do I get them? Do they fit cat paws? I saw on a funny tweets thread (most of them weren't) where the guy's daughter ate Cheetos with chopsticks to prevent orange fingers.

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    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toe eat, or not toe eat - that is the question.... so sorry, I'll just walk away now

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subway's new "Five dollar foot long"

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's horrible, funny, but horrible

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with toe cheese?

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not eating that. I'm already weird about feet.

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    Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tettegouche Steak Park

    Adam King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you can finish the whole thing it's free.

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    Jules
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about right...🫤

    Ashley Bushaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 You don't win friends with salad! 🎶

    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best bet in my opinion is to ask ahead and pack something just in case

    serialdxsignationn.zip
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "yes, we actually do have a vegetarian option. it's bread from the leftover hamburgers that nobody ate, and weeds from the front yard. enjoy!"

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've brought something juuuust in case.

    LXVE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got them in the yard :)

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    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure he’s a thief.

    Dani
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True 🤣 but wouldn't be the first time an innocent kid mistake has had bigger ramifications, my 6yo was having a tantrum over something they wanted in a very small shop, I said put it back and walked just outside the door to try avert a bigger meltdown they waited at the shelf holding it for a minute before bringing it outside to show me how much they wanted it 🤦‍♀️ luckily the shopkeeper could see what was actually happening, we put it back and after explaining what it looked like my kid was genuinely upset and just hadn't realised.

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    Alex Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the left over? What did he eat? One spoonful!?

    AJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I see you've never visited the magical US of A and their restaurant food portions big enough for an entire family.

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    Dani
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids can be way too literal, I remember asking my brother for a hand when we were kids his frightened reply "Which one?"

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teaching a sports class to a group of mostly autistic children has severe language complications like that. "Everybody understood? OK, let's rock! ... What? No that's not what I meeant" etc.

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    jmdirks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I think these are real crystal. Quick. Put them in your purse. Put them in your purse. JUST PUT THEM IN YOUR PURSE!!!

    Darryl Griffin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a criminal mastermind is what he is..

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the spoon / fork is included when he boxed it, he's definitely a thief....:D

    Steve Hall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mismatched china makes every kitchen complete.

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    #33

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    zak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to weigh myself using a banana for scale, but I kept slipping off 🫤

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    Ropre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once a vegetarian for 8 years. My twin daughters have been vegetarians for 7 years now. Being a vegetarian is easy.....being a vegan is hard plus all the vegan products are expensive too......fake cheese, fake meat, fake mayo and so on. You can't even eat a cookie if milk or eggs were used. I'm just glad my girls are vegetarians and not vegans.

    Tempest
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried to be vegan once. Gave up when I realized I can’t live without dessert and cheese (vegan alternatives are very limited and super expensive).

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried to be vegetarian once - turned out I either have to eat a s♥♥♥ ton of pills to survive if I want to keep that on, or simply start eating meat again.

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    Simple Yaki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making sandwitch in Pokemon be like

    Oskar vanZandt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy a toasted peanut butter and banana sandwich...

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! Went vegan over the summer and it took me two weeks to figure it all out

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    Shetland Tony
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're paying, who cares how they have it!

    Libstak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, quit policing my taste buds, you aren't using them, they are mine.

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    Dani
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually prefer well done steak, it does taste different to the others and I wouldn't refuse a medium rare steak. Having eaten overcooked everything growing up I prefer that flavour, and a good cook can create a juicy well done steak. Dried out and chewy steaks are inexcusable.

    bob cameron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you are starving in the arctic and have to eat you dog's harness you will be fine.

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    VioletHunter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done all the way for me. I don't want half raw meat.

    Ana Ferreira
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the well done in this picture looks positively juicy compared to the wood chips in that other photo.

    Ropre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like medium well. I don't want blood all over my plate!

    fluffyacat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not blood. https://steakschool.com/learn/red-liquid-steak-plate-not-blood/

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    Harlan Sarvis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medium rare all the way. Still tender, but overflowing with flavor!

    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate well done steak but if that's what you like then all power to you. No reason to give people a hard time because of their preference. You go to that steakhouse and enjoy the steak as well done as you want 😊

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medium well done for me if it's a fresh restaurant steak, otherwise we'll done (if there's no one I can blame and/or sue). I actually eat beef very rarely... No pun intended.

    kazuha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only like well done steak... 😭

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some poor fellow will belive this though?...

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care what anybody says, black olives and olives of most types are delicious. I don't understand the people who seem to just have a vendetta against olives.

    Hannah hansen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. They so good! Especially the whole ones u can put on ur fingers

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    Dani
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew eyes were so tasty

    #1 Candevil Fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like olives (except a few black olives on pizza :D) and someone with an iq below zero qould believe it

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    Gary
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually was a thing in the great recession and earlier: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

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    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Brit and this is the first I've heard of it

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in my lifetime, but I have had a chip butty and a crisp butty. The former with what the 'merkins call fries and the latter with potato chips.

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "merkin"= a public wig (just sayin') I believe you intended to use "'Merican/'Mericun"...

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    Ace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recall seeing one on QI not so long ago - was surprisingly nice, according to Romesh Ranganathan to whom it was given as a gag on his being vegan.

    PickleDragon she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend would just bring a butter sandwich to lunch. Two pieces of bread and butter in the middle. And she doesn't eat the crust. And before you ask, yes she had food at home. She was not struggling with money she was just too lazy to make a lunch in the morning. This was middle school

    Mark Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a segment on QI about it: https://youtu.be/hQVEpXNhtZw?si=eAVgAzkA0107FNeW Romesh Ranganathan was kind of cheesed he got the toast sandwich

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm British and I have never seen or heard of one

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    A Wild Bean (they/them/any)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do people have this much confidence? I'm scared that Subway employees will judge me if I pick the wrong kind of sauce (edit: thanks lol, I know they won't actually judge me for substituting sauces, I just have ✨social anxiety✨)

    nunya beeswax
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at Subway for years - trust me, they do not care. And yes we will do anything if you ask for it and are willing to pay for it. If it's an odd request (like in the picture, if you ask them to "burn it," you want to get meatballs on flatbread, etc.), the employee will probably ask to double check that's what you actually want or to warn you that it might fall apart or whatever. But at the end of the day, to each their own. We didn't care as long as you're not rude and pay for what you ordered.

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    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't care, as long as you pay them?

    Dani
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why would you ask?!?

    Maartje
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cookies on bread can be surprisingly good (try dutch windmill cookies plus butter) so no, I wouldn't judge :)

    Kyllein MacKellerann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... that actually looks rather yummy...

    Cassidy Moore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make it a deluxe, get half the amount more of cookies, get a free cookie for making it a deluxe

    Amos23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subway make me a Philly cheestake

    Amos23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't paying attention scratch philly cheestake gimme a cookie cheestake!

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    Jeanie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahaha! That's what popped into my head! God I love Futurama!

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    Bec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's grinding though

    #39

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    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those look like wood chips 🪵

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is this unholiness? who converted steak into shoe leather?!

    Alex Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I read what it was, I thought it was chocolate bars!

    Elsker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you cook that in the microwave for extra cringecredits?:)

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are for starting a fire, not eating!!

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They discovered a new mineral. That's a stone.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you've got the dried meat. Now add some tallow and you got yourself some pemmican. yum. /s https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemmican

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor cow died for nothing.

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a waste ... i would totally find another way to use them in a different dish though

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    WoodChuckCouldChuck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Altoids and vodka straight from the freezer. Wrecking ball.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, brush teeth then orange juice if you want to feel alive. Angry, but alive.

    Harlan Sarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro is about to get superman frost breath

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go a step above: replace water with cold sprite. From McDonald's. No ice.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or diet coke and mentor?

    Dani
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would they do the reaction in your stomach? Has anyone tried?

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    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mother Teresa is funnier than you !

    Luca Giordano
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that sandwich belongs on the inside of an acoustic guitar

    Luca Giordano
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    2 years ago

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    Dave Nalesnik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should take one of those picks and shred some cheese for that thing

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    LastButNotLeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyeeeeeesssss! My Italian eyeeeeeeessss!!!

    John L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know...I'd try this.

    lost hedgehog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it’s better than that pea and mayonnaise pizza

    Crybaby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will try it one day and return to let know of results

    Mike K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that might actually be good

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd try it , sounds strange but possible

    Kai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is no one else extremely bothered by how much syrup is on their hand or is this a me thing 😭

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    Greg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love pickled onions.

    Ropre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they have bread.....some people don't even have that!

    Printerman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll have a wish sandwich, and ricochet biscuit please."

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is what my uncle would have referred to as a "wish sandwich" . Two slices of bread and you wish something better was in between em :D

    Shayne Randlett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still afford the bread AND the ice cubes? Get out of here you rich, decadent bastard. I don't need to see you brag while I eat my crust and ice chips...

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not lichee sandwich, right?

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    Tobias Reaper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if Anakin in revenge of the sith were a fish

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you cook it on the surface of the sun?

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burnt fish: deals 1d4 bludgeoning damage plus 1d6 fire damage

    King Julian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roll a constitution check when eaten or be poisoned for 1d10 turns

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    Jay the not okay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did the fish just decide to turn into an ember of angry burns

    Jon Steensen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it means that you have "cooked" (read heated) it so much that it started emitting black body radiation in the visible range (e.i. it is red hot by now), so you can stop now ....or wind about ½hour back in time and it will be done.

    GrillMeASalmon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 1 on 'how to make a fossil fish'

    #1 Candevil Fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kiln Mountain fish (I'm not ok help)

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    NapQueen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new definition of putting your phone in rice.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Terry Gilliam's dystopian Film "Brazil" the restaurant served what looked like different coloured scoops of mashed potato while you looked at a picture of what it's meant to taste like.

    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old, "Broke College Student Diet".

    John George
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the restaurant scene in Terry Gilliam's *Brazil*.

    Dani
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one makes me feel a bit sad 😔

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, my favourite flavour alright, ICU. Best served with a side of Pepto-Bismol or Loperamide -_-"

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it's not dangerous these ones. Unless you're allergic --- Penicillin comes from that family.

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    Pacey Krok
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me this is a joke please!!!

    Pandora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One penicillin roll, please!

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nature's antibiotics. will cure anything. eat it up. but remember to finish the course.

    Tarryn Ball
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better left until the spots are black then you can tell yourself it's a raisin bun.

    Dan St John
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the same flavor spots I get on my sour cream and yogurt. It must be a new fad.

    nancy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who puts bread directly in the freezer when I bring it home from the store?

    French panda says ur worth it
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, unless we plan on using it soon. One roll in the bread basket, the rest in the freezer.

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    Mark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has owned a lot of hamsters, hamster food really is just like seeds and stuff you find in the junk drawer.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a mouse once. I bought him a "treat bar" that I swear was just a really delicious looking granola & nut bar. Part of me wanted to fight him for it.

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    HB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nibbles and bits

    Der Kommissar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents' friends' kids had a hamster. They thought it would be cute to let it run around, and it went missing. A month later, they noticed that one curtain was shorter than the other

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    Cat Palmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Welsh speaking colleague informed me a while ago that the casual Welsh word for a microwave is "popty-ping", or "ping oven", and I have been just waiting for an opportunity to share that delightful fact with someone!

    NapQueen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Welsh and didn't know this, so that's indeed a delightful fact! Thank you :)

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    SeaJaySea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    Ixanga Cancun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Popty ping, is an urban myth, but a nice one. Welsh for microwave oven is meicrodon. I'm Welsh, but don't speak hardly any Welsh though, so...

    GlixDrap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the 'ping' at the end.

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    #49

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    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A small supermarket near me (rural town) recently changed onwership. The new owner, not knowing what hummus was, indeed stocked it only in flavours like chocolate or salted caramel for the first weeks, thinking it to be some kind of breakfast spread. It took a lot of customer interactions until he finally believed that it was originally a savoury thing.

    Josefa Izar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate hummus is delicious. Y’all don’t know what you’re missing 🤷‍♀️

    Lupita Nyong'heaux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my niece turned me onto chocolate hummus. it's actually really good, right???

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    Dani
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I'm curious... assuming they take the garlic and cumin out otherwise count me out.

    Dogcat vet (retired)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might even eat chocolate or salted carmel...hummus is one of the few foods I dislike.

    Ixanga Cancun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a beach restaurant near me where the cook (from Guyana) makes the hummus with cinnamon instead of cumin. It's disgusting but probably no worse than cookie batter hummus.

    EL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hummus us just the main ingredient, it doesn't have a taste of its own really, like rice.

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    #50

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    Jules
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf - is anything on that plate cooked??? And who has baked beans with a roast?!!!!

    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don’t end up with salmonella, you’re doing it wrong

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disgusting...and dangerous

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello toilet my old friend. My lunch is traveling round the bend. The toilet floor is cold and damp. As by your bowl I have to camp. And by the glow of the bathroom light, I spewed my ring up.

    Alex Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind the chicken. Yorkshire puddings with chips with beans and veg?! This looks like a plate trying to be British and failing at the first hurdle

    Darryl Griffin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mmmmm!!! Sam.. Ella.. Come and get your food (Poisoning).."

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I'm sorry, this is a huge insult on a proper British roast! CHIPS AND BEANS?!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even an attempt at roast chicken. That's a chicken breast portion that has been shown the pan for 10 seconds. Roast chicken goes in the oven, usually whole or as a crown.

    Susan Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, I think I got food poisoning just from the picture!

    Thomas Ewing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aliens from space have very unusual appetites. Be thankful they aren't mutilating cows much anymore.

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    #51

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to articles this real or was. $89. Survival food thing. Supposed to be edible for up to two decades. I do not currently find it on their web site.

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    #52

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    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst is when you didn’t check before you started to see if you had the 2 ingredients (milk & butter) it takes to makes this at 3am and you only have 1 🤣

    digitalin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can make it with just water if you're desperate.

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    Hanako-Kun 花子くん
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is up with the random fried eggs in these pictures!?

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I crazy or is that Morgan Freeman?

    Couragetcd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not Morgan Freeman, but I'm not certified to diagnose you. 😁

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    Jill Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The egg on the left is making me uneasy

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why buy that cr@p? Buy the stuff with the creamy cheese package. Don't need butter or milk to make it, just water.

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    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, because food has real value.

    Austin L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In basic training it was tiny bottles of hot sauce that were in random MRE's but never the ones that really needed it. I think we were part of an experimental economy.

    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hustling since the 1st grade 😎

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget pogs, those were great barter tools

    Hina Ito
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a mini fried egg in the top left corner of the first pic???

    Spring Fisk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is there a baby fried egg?

    #54

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    Lame Llama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The outer "sausage" is not really sausage. It's glutinous rice.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes well with the british Toast Sandwich.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It delish, or so I've heard. The outer sausage is made of sticky rice, so it's not just meat

    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would one call this a Hot Dog Dog or a Hot Dog Hot Dog?

    Mark (it/urgh)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! A sausage inside a sausage? Tell me more.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is how you do a low carb hot dog 👅💦

    Couragetcd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, there is actually rice involved. Sorry

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    Lyone Fein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese, dresssing, crunchy bread. Yum.

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken, croutons, cheese, bacon and mustard dressing. I'm in! Oh, I love Ceasar salad, but I'm for experiments with the base recipe.

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    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    crunchy tangy goodness and not a veggie in sight! Well done sir (or madam)!

    Aly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd eat it ngl 🫤

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    #56

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    Beth H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who grew up with very little money I can almost relate to this. Hot dogs and burgers on white bread was common.

    Sans Serif
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually some fairly decent looking bread -- a little salsa and voila!

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    Mike K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, this is a legit struggle meal. Nothing wrong with this.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of folks argue about whether a hotdog is a sandwich. I'm in the "YES" camp BTW. So is a taco also a sandwich? Tortillas are technically flat bread so I feel it fits. I'm going to say it here, loud and proud, A TACO IS A SANDWICH! Prove me wrong.

    Amy E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of these must be trolling...right?

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    #57

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    VioletHunter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is one thing wrong with this. Why tf is he eating out of an aluminium "dish"?

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    Chez2202
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starter, main course, dessert, no washing up. This man is a genius.

    Amy E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nuggies, cheetos and chocolate really aren't the worst.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we also have those chips here (the yellow things). What is the american word for them?

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you're girl at home with you an you can be yourself cause you not a liar who makes her believe you're something you're not. d**k.

    Dim T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks so supremely sad. Like man, not even frenxh fries? Cmon

    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a preschooler wants for lunch everyday!

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the everlasting he!! is that?

    OphelieTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh ew... Is that the food bar code sticker still on the tomato?!!

    theincrediblebatcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The barcode on the tomato 😭💀😭💀

    Dogcat vet (retired)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well at least I don't see any mystery meat in there...just mystery everything else

    Mark (it/urgh)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The label is still on the pepper ffs 🤣

    Aly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your school lunches were that good?!

    Dan St John
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how they left the nutritional paper on the food, so you have something to read, while eating.

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can scan the label on the pepper slice and it will tell you.

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    LillieMean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or bags of soil at the garden store. Last time I refrained from doing this and I wasn't really myself for the rest of the day and the world was also more joyless than usual. I do not recommend. Be more aware and slap the bags.

    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in the local safeway when i was younger. At the time there was a toilet roll advrt that had someone jumping from a height into a pile of toilet rolls. We got a delivery of 8 pallets of toilet roll one saturday and one guy heving seen the advert convinced himself he could jump onto the pallets from the racking and be safe. What he didn't take into account was in the advert the toilet rolls were on their sides and not stacked tightly on pallets. He ended up breaking one arm and the other wrist and got fired over it later

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just give them a gentle pat. I'm not a monster.

    KDav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read a thing where they actually like it when you do that because it helps the rice or soil settle and they can put more bags out, so go for it! Live the dream!

    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must… Fight… The… Urge…

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    #60

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    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, can put the noodle back in the colander and rinse it off in the kitchen sink.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well the main difference here is the type of bread, which isn't a big deal

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is really no difference in taste between hamburger buns and american white bread to be honest

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    digitalin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people would call this a patty melt and it's pretty good

    Mary Mosher
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's neither hilarious nor cursed lol ... when I was a kid, many moons ago, a slice of bread was a hamburger bun, a hot dog bun, a sandwich wrap, grilled cheese ... etc.

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I freeze ground beef, I freeze it in quart bags 1lb at a time and flatten it (easier storage, easier thawing). When we go to make burgers, I let it thaw slightly, cut it into 4s and make square burgers. They fit better on sliced bread this way. Also, it's delicious, and not just for poor people.

    Goose of the Ahonkalypse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man idk if I can trust you based on your predilection for tasting ankles. Do square hamburgers taste better or worse than ankles?

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    JoeJoeBoy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is this "Borger" you speak of??

    Northern Breeze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with that... This is a delicacy in my part of the woods

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often do this, simply because I always have 2 patties left. They don't sell an even number of patties and buns in stores here, there will always be 2 of either left over (unless I buy enough for 24 burgers)

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Exactly the kind of burger my Mom or Grandma would make after refusing to stop at MacDonald's...

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're putting me off my pasta ... and I'm Italian!

    KDav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, not sure if this is brilliant or insane. Only time will really tell. Second, if you're going to perpetrate this abomination upon yourself, at least don't let the different ones touch because I don't want ketchup in my peanut butter.

    Miss Mali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is chicken paste???

    Maartje
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a canned British thing, been around since Agatha Christie wrote a story about someone poisoning the salmon paste. Or the shrimp or the ham paste. Same difference.

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    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuffed shells...comfort food at it's finest

    nancy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken paste??? I've never heard of that.

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be confused with Toast Malone

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT'S A GAME?! WHERE CAN I GET IT?! PRICE?!

    GrillMeASalmon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in love with the shape of you...

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    #64

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    MargyB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tinned spaghetti in a Jaffle (Aussie toasted sandwich machine that cuts it in two) was common in my childhood

    KDav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you used garlic bread as your toast, this would be freaking AMAZING.

    Display_Name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's positivity for that downvote! Yes, I agree this is a normal use for leftover spaghetti.

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    Ashley Harrold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be legitimately delicious but it looks way too gross for me to try

    Sue User
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add some garlic butter on the outsude of the bread.

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    Diolla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those look like pieces of coconut, not onions.

    Salty Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that actually sounds really good

    Mike K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. No no no. No. Dear God, No.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna judge - to each his own.... Onion actually seems kind of tame compared to other's out there - Kraft Mac-n-Cheese flavored ice cream, Lobster Ice cream, SPAM ice cream., Foie Gras ..

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH FOR THE LOVE OF DOG, BAN THIS PERSON!!!

    matthew sawin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ben and Jerry's is the most over rated garbage ever.

    ~MushroomFrog~
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But am I going to get my period soon cuz this actually sounds really good 😂

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, if they were nicely carmelized first, that could be tasty.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It won't be a true New York deli until that is a $35 bagel. /S

    Dumpster Fire
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even think you needed the /S for this

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    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least they are no misers when it comes to cream cheese...

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the cream cheese so sparse?

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole brick of cream cheese. Yum!

    Marcellium
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of one time when i was like 12 a friend's family brought me to a sandwich place and it was like a computer kiosk to order and I'd never been there before. chose a bagel and wanted cream cheese on it so I added that on my order. Turned out, the bagel came with it by default. it looked like this

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    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s definitely eating better food than this in jail. He might just want to stay in there.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should stay in, it's healthier

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he committed the crime so he could get better food

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use for meatloaf after squeezing out the water. Seriously, it's a thing.

    Harlan Sarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think anyone was going to speak to you in the first place.

    Crybabyartist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    use black rye bread, add water and let it sit like 4 days... Kvass.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bread poultice. Squeeze out the water then apply to wound, wrap with Kerlix or regular sterile bandage.

    Xitxarel•lo Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some recipes.requires it, here we do with milk.

    Dee LeGrow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colour of the pudding, that is, not because of poc. The recipe I have is from Irish ancestors

    Dee LeGrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a requirement for blood pudding, aka black pudding.

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    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your provider wants you stop providing him lunch

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so does the rest of the office. He's now known as farty Steve

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's anything like my son, no one will want to be near him after eating all those eggs!

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so, fartbombs and plastic strips... no thanks.

    Goose of the Ahonkalypse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this smells like summoning an American demon.

    Dim T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    General terribleness aside, how much does this dude eat? Jesus

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's about 18 boiled eggs and a package of cheese product. He is getting protein and that's about it.

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    Kellie Whyte
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's bloody enough to feed 10 people there!!!

    Unstable_Artist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the lunch you desperately try to trade but no one wants it

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're providing him with killer cholesterol levels and unpleasant gas...

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    GlixDrap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope it was refrigerated over night. If rice is left standing at room temperature, the spores can grow into bacteria. These bacteria will multiply and may produce toxins (poisons) that cause vomiting or diarrhoea. The longer cooked rice is left at room temperature, the more likely it is that the bacteria or toxins could make the rice unsafe to eat.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are correct. But also I've done it many times and been just fine. I usually put leftovers in the fridge. Sometimes find it in the rice cooker the next day and eat it anyway. I'm more cautious now because a fun fact I learned is that bringing the rice up to temperature will kill the bacteria but it will NOT get rid of the toxins. The toxin they produce survives the heat. So in my ignorance I used to think I was making it safe by frying it up a bit. BTW, company would never get sketchy stuff like that. Just me when I'm being lazy.

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    Dumpster Fire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many comments on this site are people just patting themselves on the back for how smart they are

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some of that in a bowl with milk and sugar. Nuke it up. You got hot cereal.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hear me out: slice it, put it in mixed eggs, fry it, sriracha the hell out of it

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day old plain rice is great for fried rice or rice pudding, neither will be plain once the cooking process starts 😊

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    EL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day old rice is perfect for making fried rice

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    GlixDrap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American / British fusion cuisine by a famous chef - only $30 per plate.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've just ruined the only chocolate I like. ☹️

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    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breakfast of champions

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not gonna lie.. I have had a corndog for breakfast lol

    Joseph Stillman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro i'd eat that for breakfast, if my sister would stop teasing me for eating heated pizza for breakfast

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or I am just taking a photo of 5 corn dogs for the upvotes.

    Mike K
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong here

    Michael Ruggiero
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't beat cold chili cheese dogs for breakfast.

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE coleslaw! But this? This is just wrong!

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, slaw your roll - you must have a lot of emotional cabbage to deal with...

    Mark (it/urgh)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah nah I can get with this, just a different way to eat cold crunchy delicious coleslaw.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, actually...I would try it

    HF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyone is beating you for serving coleslaw pops on a hot summers day

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burger and egg is actually good. Not so much made like this but a decent burger with a fried egg on top is pretty good.

    Jeanie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, I used to work at Dennys forever ago and fell in love with the Slamburger. Recreated it the other night at home and I think that's all I want to eat for the rest of my life, lol. (Well, I used cheddar instead of cheese sauce because that's how I used to order it, but fried egg, hashbrowns, and patty were all the same)

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything looks so dry! Be ready to chug water just to get it down

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you have to hard boil the burger, too? 😭

    Lady Miss Pie
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    Spring Fisk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmm kind of looks good, just cut the egg in half and spread out so it is not so bumpy

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like someone heard of a scotch egg but never saw one or hand what a scotch egg is explained to them.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember some loaf thing with an egg st a friends house.

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    The Scout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO real stretch, though. Hard-boiled egg has been a traditional meatloaf filling for decades, and technically a burger and meatloaf are very similar. Which does not change the fact that I would not eat the burger on the picture, as it does not look fit for human consumption - what did you do to the poor meat?

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    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone call the police!

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call the health department. That breaks so many health codes I don't even know where to begin.

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    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could try scrubbing the sink with it while you're at it.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did think it was a scrub sponge before I saw the title

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    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not quite sure what "this" is, but I am pretty sure the answer to the question is "yes".

    GlixDrap
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you are. Please self refer for therapy.

    Edward Monks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with smooth? you monster! at least spring for the extra crunchy if your gonna plaster it on your slice

    zak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you add jelly it's more of a dessert pizza

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    CatOverlordsWelcome
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this thread: everyone missing the joke with "sweaty". Its a deliberate sarcastic misspelling of sweetie or sweety, mocking the people that act superior and say stuff like, "look it up, sweetie" to patronise people.

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "sweaty"? That's a bit rude.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it does look like it needs deodorant, yes.

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be delicious if the waffle was cooked. It's chicken and waffles. Although, the current Tyson recall of dino nuggies has me worried for this person. Still, delicious combination of flavors, usually.

    Jill Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs a little syrup for chicken and waffles

    R W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the phrase "dinosaur 0rgy" did just pop into my head, why do you ask?

    EL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If those dinos are actually doughnuts then it would be awesome

    Mary Mosher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me you really meant "sweetie" ...

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who thinks this is 'gourmet' is also unlikely to be able to spell 'sweety'.

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    oliver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👁️👄👁️ I apologize to my pandas for the crimes my people have committed, I took no part in it.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I AM from Virginia and this is a monstrosity that no one here would eat. How are those even eggs? That's not the color they should be!

    Dogcat vet (retired)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like Mater ran over it first...

    Beetlejuice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived in Virginia. I have never had eggs in a bag.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never been happier to live in the UK

    Spring Fisk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I this kind of stuff when I was on Adkins

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to be sure they're the proper color of green though.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm indeed not from Virginia

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    Dumpster Fire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to try to remember this for the next time I get high. This might be like peanut butter and marshmallow fluff: the perfect high food

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This includes nothing good for you. Stop spreading lies!

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    CoMa4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like what’s literally in your garbage 🤣

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove the fries and add boiling water - delicious soup!

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now you just need a blender

    Andrew Cowles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "blender" another word for "Garbage disposal"?

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    minnieslave0
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually retched at the sight of this. I love bananas and ketchup is a must on sausages..... But this is just an abomination.

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like bread with nutella and bread with blue cheese, but not together.

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of people even think of things like this!?!

    Maartje
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try frying bananas or plantains and topping them with sweet chilly sauce or peanut sauce- I guess ketchup might work , and Jollibee (a Filipino fast food chain, not my favourite) has something called banana ketchup, I believe.. BUT - NO. Not this.

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get acid reflux just looking at this.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that red stuff was strawberry preserves, I'd be in for it.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowledge is to know that tomatoes are fruit, wisdom is to know that they don't belong in fruit salads... (And Philosophy is asking if Ketchup counts as smoothie)

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of perfectly good bananas

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corrected punctuation: “Nothing like some bananas and ketchup to start the morning ‘off’, right?”

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