45 Times Dumb Folks Pushed People To Their Limit With Their Questions

This sounds like something your average sarcastic Brit would say!

Now I wanna know how she reacted.

Yup. I was a cop for many many years, once had a woman walk up to me while I was standing, in uniform, next to a marked patrol vehicle--Are you a cop? I glanced back at the car and said, "Nope, stole the car and managed to snag a uniform too." Just open mouthed looked at me.

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What's awesome as well, is when some asks you if you work there, and you're in street clothes minding your own business. I ended up helping the lady because I did in fact know where the dairy section was, but no I did not work there lol.

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Lol! That reminds me of a time - seems like centuries ago now - when I used to run a Bulletin Board (commonly known as a BBS - what the internet used to be before there was an internet) called "The REAL CONNECTION" (later called "death... by chocolate") It was a 24 hour job, seven days a week, so when my husband and I went on holidays, we usually got trusted friends in to "house sit" this BBS. Users were able to chat to Sysops (System Operators) and one night our friends received such a chat request. The User quickly picked up that it wasn't me they were (text) chatting to, and asked the friend who she was. She typed in "we're burglars, here to rob the place!" The poor User promptly logged off in confusion! lol! A few days later when we returned I had to explain to said User that the "burglars" were friends of ours, minding the BBS whilst we were away for a couple of days. Luckily the User hadn't called the police - the only reason they hadn't, was because they didn't know where it was

Oh don't open the emergency silly request part, as a nurse i should wrote a book of funny stories. I remember a cute one. A mother coming with her 5 year old saying something was wrong cause he did not say a word of all day. Me: hi boy, so what's going on ? Him: i really don't want to talk today

Someone asked me for a pill for the day after tomorrow (it was supposed to be the morning after pill, but hey)

“Doctor, doctor, my child ate an entire bottle of homeopathic remedies, what should I do?” “Well, don’t let them have any more sweets for today.”

Oh, boy, Customer relationship training on the horizon.

Probably should give the kid water too

I love those .. "Where's that?" and then suddenly know the geography there better than those who came from there

the follow-up question should have been: which continent is the country of Africa on, then?

[One of mine] " Where are you from?" Portugal "Oh neat. Do you speak Spanish?" A bit. But not as well as I speak Portuguese "I wish I spoke Spanish. Can you teach me?" You should probably ask a Spanish speaker. I am Portuguese "What?"

Also trying to make it look like the new kid doesn't know where he comes from.

Tell us that your new school was in the USA without telling us

They probably meant agnostic. They both begin with 'A'.....

This is almost as annoying as people saying atheism is a religion.

In these situations I have trained myself to say 'I'd like to agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong'

I once had someone tell me "I'm an atheist, honest to God!"

It's like that woman who wrote she were a vegetarian who also eats meat.

This is actually cute (I'm imagining a some what older non-tech savvy aunt here)

"Apple and Dell"

At least she tried!

Of course they are. You should taste our new ryzen flavor

Not really dumb just uninformed.

There is only one computer in Jakarta that receives all indonesian emails. Then they print the text and send the message with a local animal depending of the emergency or the content. Could be a leopard, a komodo dragon or an elephant.