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From Bizarre To Hilarious: 50 Awkward Things People Thought They Could Sell Online
Interview With Expert
People often try to sell the most bizarre and hilarious items online, but it doesn’t stop there—they also charge outrageous prices. A prime spot to find these peculiar and overpriced listings is the subreddit r/DelusionalCraigslist. From services like turning your ex’s street into a drag strip to a $5000 onion ring, they have a collection of some of the craziest Craigslist ads out there. So, whether you're in the market for something intriguing or just looking for a good laugh, scroll down and enjoy these absurd internet marketplace ads. And be sure to check out our interview with jewelry designer Mridu Jain, who offers her insights on the quirky things that tend to sell well.
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#1
Beware Of Log
Mickipickie 1 year ago
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood! It's Log! It's Log! It's better than bad, it's good!
Carla Phillips 1 year ago
It rolls down stairs, and underneath chairs, and over your neighbor's dog...
The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
I tried to adopt a log one time, but he and my pet rock just fought constantly...
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#2
Delusional? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely
Sand Ers 1 year ago
Hilarious. Wake up an entire neighborhood because of main character syndrome.
#3
Life Is A Highway
John Stark 1 year ago
I was okay with the picture, then I saw the price. Yep, delusional checks
People might be drawn to quirky items for various reasons: they offer a unique way to express individuality and can serve as great conversation starters. However, not every quirky thing is worth buying or selling. Sometimes, people’s tastes can be quite questionable, and they might list truly bizarre items online. These peculiar listings often make you wonder about the seller’s choices and motivations.
In order to better understand the diverse and sometimes perplexing nature of online marketplaces, Bored Panda spoke with Mridu Jain, the founder and designer of Chiyo India, a brand renowned for its collection of exclusive, chic, and affordable jewelry.
#4
It’s Cursed As Hell, And Made Me Laugh So Hard
#5
Pay Me So I Can Spy On You All Night!
Koalafied to komment 1 year ago
"No guys, no fatties and I will totally not stand there, watch you and hope you'll do the sexy time!"
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
No guys. No fatties, etc. I hesitate to ask, but in this ad, what are the etc's?
#6
Any Wealthy Women Want To Take Me Shopping ? Nothing Gay!
Koalafied to komment 1 year ago
Well, there are so many delusional women looking for sugar daddies, it's only fair men try that, too!
Chelsea McKee 1 year ago
What's so delusional about it? It's a fair move. If they are both agreeing to the terms of the relationship I don't see a problem. Personally, I'd prefer a romantic relationship which is why I have a job.
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Regina Holt 1 year ago
"shaved 8 inches" Good, I don't like long beards. I don't like much facial hair.
When it comes to the world of online selling, the potential can be limitless, as you can reach a wider audience without much hassle. Mridu believes, “While it’s true that not every idea will be appealing to everyone, the beauty of the online marketplace is that it allows for endless possibilities."
"Anything and everything sells; you just need to click with the right audience. As long as there’s creativity and passion behind what people are selling, there's always potential to find customers, even for the most ridiculous items,” she adds.
#7
Home Sweet Home
Zoe Vokes 1 year ago
The people who would respond to this are not people you want around your children.
David Martin 1 year ago
What? I get to watch your kids, AND pay you?! Sign me up! Also, honestly, I fully expected this ad to end with "No guys, no fatties, no over 22s"
dremetrius 1 year ago
I'm remembering that sign in coffee shops about unattended children being given an espresso and a puppy...
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K. LNU 1 year ago (edited)
So, for $910 a month, you get rent, free cable AND I get to watch your kids for free?
Cool crow 1 year ago
I read this as a DAD looking for free child care. Ick.
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I Checked Her Other Listings, She Is Not Joking
Sharkbait1313 1 year ago (edited)
You know this person is probably so excited about their jewelry line too. But I'm not going to judge, this person could easily be a parent supporting their child's fun new hobby or may even be someone with developmental issues and is genuinely proud of their work. You never know.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
My favorite t-shirt, since the mid-80's, has an incredibly bizarre hand painted design by a person with cerebral palsy and an intellectual disability. I only wear it on particular occasions because it's so special to me.
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Zoe's Mom 1 year ago
I was gifted a plastic beaded necklace from a mentally challenge person who was so proud of her design. I, of course, raved about it. Kept it for a while, then eventually gave it to charity.
dan gerene 1 year ago
You gave my gift away!!! I'm hurt but will make you another one only bigger. I've got some hubcaps i collected.
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Shirley Heyn 1 year ago
Do they smell like pine trees, like the things you hang in your car . . .?
#9
This $400k House
Many of us enjoy buying new things, and there are those who also love bizarre items. Psychology Today points out, “Many human behaviors are rewarded with pleasurable feelings (caused by the chemical dopamine). Buying stuff can release those same pleasure chemicals, and for many of us, our natural addiction to feeling good can hence be easily satisfied by buying something.”
#10
Can I Interest You In Some 28 Year Old Home Canned Veggies From A Stranger’s Garage?
XenoMurph 1 year ago
Was just thinking that. Buy the lot, bin the food, keep the jars.
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Imjust jim 1 year ago (edited)
The dumpster folks pulled my 89 y/o mother's canned stuff out as hazardous waste and left it in the driveway...and i really can't blame them. She hadn't had a 'garden' in 10 years or so.
#11
Didn’t Know Pvc Sheets Were A Thing, To Me These Look Like Garbage Bags $80
PFD 1 year ago
This thread seems to be about 50% fetish stuff. I'm not on Facebook so am just going to assume that FB Marketplace is basically a fetish site.
Koalafied to komment 1 year ago
Pvc sheets are totally a thing if you like certain bed stuff...
Paul Martinez 1 year ago
Just trying to get rid of my murder sheets...... Only used once. New identity obo
#12
I Don’t Even Know What To Say About This Monstrosity
Sand Ers 1 year ago
Knock off a zero and put it on a real trailer, and it would still be overpriced.
Bridgett Haney 1 year ago
Ok it's not a minivan for one, and that poor Rendezvous had to be sacrificed for a trailer that looks like it would tip over with one hard gust of wind. WHY.
Bettye McKee 1 year ago
Reminds me of the one I wrecked. Total destruction from the bumper to the windshield. Why would anyone pay $27,000 for this "trailer"?
A design mentor at the Indian Institute of Gems & Jewelry, Mumbai, Mridu, says certain trends and patterns often emerge, reflecting the evolving tastes and preferences of her consumers.
“Sometimes fashion events like the Cannes Film Festival and the MET Gala play a significant role in fueling the demand for more experimental and daring jewelry. When celebrities and influencers wear bold and innovative accessories, people become more open to trying statement-making pieces.”
#13
"Probably Needs A Battery"
Chelsea McKee 1 year ago (edited)
To be fair, people will pay good money for a Jeep, even if it's just the body. I regularly had people approaching me offering $1500, $2000. I kept it for many years and when I sold it, because it required more maintenance than I could afford, I got $1000. The interior was completely f****d up, standing water and dusted entirely in green algae/mold. The entire interior - floors, arm rest, console, dashboard, steering wheel, ceiling, all dusted green with living plant matter from a hole in my roof during a storm. Barely turned on, expensive auto-based-requirements needed - special ordered discontinued parts from another state - sold for $1000.
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Shirley Heyn 1 year ago
It took you that long to find where you parked it after driving DUI that night 26 months ago . . .?
#14
I Love The Artists Who Sell Work On FB Marketplace
Anne Roberts 1 year ago (edited)
He does look a little too happy, right? Plus, he seems to have a lazy eye
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
After being dead 2000 years, look so good you would not.
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Lotekguy 1 year ago (edited)
The only hypocrisy-free dogma... with the possible exception of Festivus.
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Janissary35680 1 year ago
With Wilson's Nails, no less. (Classic joke. Look it up.)
Load More Replies... Jen M 1 year ago
Jesus wasn't whiter than Christmas. Also, did he sit for a portrait after getting his teeth bleached?!
LandAhoy (they/them) 1 year ago
Yeah why do people keep depicting him as Caucasian when he was born in Palestine? And you're right, teeth whitening and toothpaste didn't exist then.
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#15
What’s Inside The Box?
Bettye McKee 1 year ago
I have an identical one from my teen years. But I don't keep any Jews in it.
#16
I Don’t Even Know What To Say About This
Passerby 1 year ago
I want to know what the description says, but I am too lazy to look this up.
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
This is hilarious because you can honestly ask for 100+ packets of sauce at Taco Bell and they will give you a giant bag full of sauces.
Display_Name 1 year ago
If he had the roasted red pepper sauce they discontinued than I'd bite.
LandAhoy (they/them) 1 year ago (edited)
I'd jump at the chance if I was nearby! I love the Taco Bell sauces and would put them with everything. Packets are super handy cause you can take them out and about. That's only 30 cents per sachet. And, you can't exactly walk into taco bell and take that many without getting funny looks. I feel awkward taking the amount that I'd want with my taco bell, after purchasing. Let's say this guy just takes a standard amount whenever they buy taco bell, but doesn't like sauce, so saves them. Nothing wrong with that.
Sharkbait1313 1 year ago (edited)
They sell taco bell sauce at the grocery store in bottles. I also love the taco bell sauce and the bottled stuff is exactly the same and you don't have to get a finger cramp opening packet after packet if your like me and like to dump a bunch on.
Load More Replies...However, that doesn’t mean every design, especially those that are poorly crafted or overly bizarre, will find a market. While creativity and innovation are important, the success of any new necklace, earring, or ring also depends on its appeal and quality. Just because your design is different doesn’t mean it will resonate with your buyers.
#17
On FB
#18
Just Cooked On A Sunday Evening
Maria Maria 1 year ago
This reminds me of the cornflake shaped like some state that sold for tens of thousands on eBay.
RedRose 1 year ago
Thank goodness I read the description! I thought it was just another scam artist selling another food object of Mother Theresa’s smile!
Roy Phillips 1 year ago
Reminds me of a fellow who used to display a potato chip that looked like Elvis. Turned his back one day, and a tourist ate it.
Wicked-Wheelchair-Woman 1 year ago
Uhhh..... Ok? You actually think someone would pay 5 grand for an onion ring? Now if it was Jesus....
#19
Will The Seller At Least Help Dig It Out?
iBlank 1 year ago
sounds like it's a disgruntled neighbor trying to make money off the POS sitting in front of their house too long
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LGBTQpanda 1 year ago
$3K for a truck that is, not only crappy, but hidden under a pile of snow? HA!
#20
Totally Worth It
WindySwede 1 year ago
Or any real beer would taste better in any case? 🤷♂️😸 (nothing in relation to what OP wrote, just that it's Bud and not European beer).. 🇪🇺🍺 /jk
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CatD 8 months ago
Budlight is like séx in a canoe. F*ckin close to water.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
I've heard that. Something in a small voice makes me want to inquire how those people exactly know that. But something in a loud voice tells me not to ask.
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Gracie Mae 1 year ago (edited)
ok, i hate to admit it, but this one made me lol (not anti-gay or pro-bud light)
#21
The Most Delusional Post I’ve Ever Seen
Zoe Vokes 1 year ago
I would buy them but it’s missing the Prisoner of Azkaban so the set is incomplete.
Julie S 1 year ago
I see a lot of "first edition" harry potter books for sale on Etsy that say they are first edition but when you look it actually shows it's like the 56th printing or something like that which is not a first edition.
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
Well, no, it still is a first edition, it's just not an FEFP (unless categories have changed radically since my obsessive collector days).
Load More Replies... tarryn norwich 1 year ago
Well considering the first book is 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone'... yeah no dawg.
OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago
It's the original title... Sorcerer's stone is the US version...
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Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
Glenn Moore: People laughed at me when I queued overnight to get the latest Harry Potter novel. Apparently it's been out for years...
Upstaged75 1 year ago
You can get that exact thing on Amazon for $166. This person is delusional.
Emie N. 1 year ago (edited)
Also Prisoner of Azkaban is missing and there are two copies of Goblet of Fire. Ugh
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“People’s reaction to odd or awkward listings is usually a mixed bag. On one hand, these unusual items often grab attention and generate buzz. They even attract curious buyers. On the other hand, if there are too many awkward or poorly thought-out listings, it can clutter the marketplace and make it harder for quality items to stand out.”
#22
I Mean, It’s Only $4500
Sleepy children love Moon 1 year ago
not true. my parents have two expensive leather couches and me and my three younger siblings use them all the time and they're still pristine. there's only one scratch on the bottom is from when my cat got spooked.
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Zoe Vokes 1 year ago
It would have taken two seconds to take the items off the sofa. And why not wait until the cushion is out of the wash then make the sofa look tidy if you are asking for $4,000
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
If the couch is brand new, why does one of the cushions need to be washed?
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
and because it would have taken 3h to push everything out of sight and make it presentable 🤭
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Bronze Republic 1 year ago
I don't understand people who sell items not cleaned up for the photo.
Sharkbait1313 1 year ago
Really? Couldn't possibly take 5-10 minutes to remove the kids clothes and toys and straighten the cushions?
#23
Is This A Thing Now? Selling Used Fake Nails?
#24
A Used Cardboard Box For $100
Panda 1 year ago
Boxes for bikes are expensive. Not sure if they are $100 expensive, but it is more than one would expect.
Gabby M 1 year ago
Agree, daughter & her bf are racers and fly to different races. They now have hard cases, but the cardboard can cost almost $200.
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Laura Turner 1 year ago
I looked it up - this isn't a bad deal. Medium shipping boxes from this company cost $130. Someone might need this box, and the seller won't have to send it to the landfill.
Alex Boyd 1 year ago
I was wondering if it might be something like that, where it's conceivably a good deal if there's someone reading the ad who happens to be planning to use this exact bicycle shipping service in the near future.
Load More Replies... Regina Holt 1 year ago
I get my cats new boxes whenever their Chewy stuff arives. And they are free with purchase!
Abigail Moritz 1 year ago
To be honest I would buy these then get my friend who works in Amazon to send them back. 😂
Corinna Weisz 1 year ago
I mean, husband and I work both in retail, and when we moved, we took all the banana boxes at home, because let's be real: banana boxes are the best boxes. He somehow managed to sell them for 1 € per box on a marketplace side. Who am I to judge, what people buy 🤷♀️😅
Heather Menard 1 year ago
I went to buy a box at UPS they wanted 60 bucks. I threw it in a garbage bag and taped it up shipped it that wat
Depending on who your target audience is, even the most bizarre items might find an eager buyer. “I think sometimes what might seem strange or unconventional to one person could be exactly what another is looking for. Niche markets often thrive on these quirky products, as they cater to specific tastes or interests that aren’t addressed by mainstream options. For example, we primarily cater to working women, and our boss lady and wild child designs sell pretty well.”
#25
$100…. Per Hour?!
#26
High Quality Portraits
Tabitha 1 year ago
If it’s such a “high quality portrait”, how about you send it to JLo herself as a gift from a devoted fan? Then let’s see just how “high quality” SHE thinks it is.
Mary Peace 1 year ago
Artist thought of that but J-Lo unwilling to pay, can't imagine why.
Load More Replies... Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
Fair enough the seller called it a "caricature" and not a portrait, but the price must be a joke as well.
Earthquake903 1 year ago
Looks like my ex's handiwork. He fancied himself an artist but most of the stuff he drew looked like this.
Janice 1 year ago
This is great, but a little too expensive. One of these would be weird, but imagine having 4 or 6 of them, now that would be hysterical and worthy of decorating a room around them. Seriously, this is so bad that it has fun. I love her identity the subject because no one would associate J Lo with this.
#27
This Has To Be Money Laundering, Right?
Lisa 1 year ago
Often sellers will put the price up to keep the listing live when they are out of stock and waiting for more. If someone buys it, then it’s worth their while to find one and post it to the customer.
Anne Roberts 1 year ago
At that (ridiculous price) they should come filled with French cuisine and a French chef to cook it.
Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
Or 11 Oz. of the finest sliced black summer truffles.
Load More Replies... Ace 1 year ago
Money laundering? Or maybe just a typo, if you look at the price for the other size listed.
Anyone-for-tea? 1 year ago
There’s loads like this, I saw a draining board for £1000, and an electric toothbrush for a ridiculous amount too. Then I got bored of looking and reporting the listings.
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ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
I get these exact jars for $4/each. I’ve found them priced between $2 & $10.
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
Entirely possible it's a case of two pricebots one-upping each other. Happens regularly with OOP books on Amazon.
Mridu highlights that tapping into specialized interests can turn what might seem like an unconventional product into a successful sale.
However, when it comes to these Craigslist posts, it's often hard to tell whether the items are truly unique or just downright bizarre. This list is a reminder that the online marketplace is full of surprises, but not all of them are good ones. Which one of these products was your least favorite, and which of these would you consider buying?
#28
Still Has A Lot Of Life!
Regina Holt 1 year ago
"still has a lot of life in it" The life of all of the dead bodies that have been moved around in it.
#29
Pay Me To Haul Off My Mosquito Love Pit
#30
I'm Sorry What
Daniel Atkins 1 year ago
Because your time is valuable and you can’t waste it walking through the woods to pick up one for free or how the rich get their parasites.
Rebelliousslug 1 year ago
Isn’t this the kind that can bite you and make you deathly allergic to meat?
Bettye McKee 1 year ago
No, thanks. I have five acres of ticks and am not accepting any more at this time.
Zoe's Mom 1 year ago
I don't have acres but have 2 dogs I walk in the forest so agree with you Ms. McKee.
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Elizabeth Butler 1 year ago
This tick's bite causes Alpha-gal allergy, so you can't eat red meat ever again if it bites you.
#31
For Sale: My Chore
Duncan McCann 1 year ago
Certainly not! They're extra. Open to negotiation.
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LGBTQpanda 1 year ago
Who the cuss sells a WASP NEST? They must share the benefits of such a coveted item in the description. ha!
Marie BellaDonna 1 year ago
Some people do use them for art. But I don't know the going rate. And I sure wouldn't want one, lol!!
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I'm Pretty Sure This Ship Has Already Sailed And Sunk
Zoe Vokes 1 year ago
There are still people trying to sell them for more than this. I saw a post recently and a commenter was saying that she had one of these that is worth money and one that was worth nothing. It depends on the batch, material used, country it was made in, etc. Some are supposedly valuable to collectors but most aren’t worth anything.
Arkham Wohlfert 1 year ago
Yeah they flooded the market, and the low quality meant that off-brands were able to recreate or compete fairly easily. I was pretty young when beanie babies were the rage, and my grandmother beat me hard and then had my parents beat me for playing with 2 of them! I was way too young to understand. And when they told me about the value, I never once bought into it. Crazy that a little kid saw through the scam, but my parents and their parents bought into it hook, line and sinker. It reminds me of tickle me Elmo. There hasn't been another scam like that in a long time i don't think, or have I missed some other nonsense.
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Cat Chat 1 year ago
I bought a ton of them. Not the "collectable" ones, and not for the purpose of collecting them. The grocery store I used got new ones every week and they were only $1 a piece. So I bought one for my daughter every time I bought something there. She played with them all, all the time.
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Owned-by-dogs 1 year ago
At the height of the BB craze I was looking for a couple new ones for my collection and this lady was buying multiples of all of them. She said it was a solid investment and how she was going to put her kids through college.
DowntownStevieB 1 year ago
The Princess Di ones are collectable BUT not without the whole package.
#33
Is This Delusional Or Fairly Priced?
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
Reminds me of the old joke, why are women so bad at parallel parking? Because they've been lied to all their life about what 8 inches looks like
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Sharkbait1313 1 year ago
The crazy thing is that people can sell their hair online for good money if it is free from dyes or bleach. I don't know about this madness though. I perused the internet looking at hair values when I cut my natural blond hair off ( about 16") because it was getting to be too heavy and a pain in the a*s. I assume they make them into wigs or extensions. I had someone offer me $500. At the end of the day I donated it.
Bettye McKee 1 year ago (edited)
I also donated my natural blonde hair, 14", to Locks of Love. (Tried to add a photo but it didn't happen.)
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The Word "Vintage" Always Multiplies The Value
Carl Roberts 1 year ago
Audio? That's a DVD player, and it's a 1st generation DVD player to boot. It's basically useless, as many DVD's manufactured after 2000 had serious playback issues with these early players.
Wicked-Wheelchair-Woman 1 year ago
Can't believe the remote is included. Usually they get eaten by the couch, never to be found again.
#35
Recent Find
Norwegian🇳🇴panda 1 year ago
Looks like a child’s hand. So kids don’t understand or know value of these things. Something tells me their parents don’t even know they selling it? I would not sell if it was my grandmother who has passed sway.
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Regina Holt 1 year ago
Nest time, model it on a finger as it would be worn. Those nails are indescribably horrible.
Mary Peace 1 year ago
Hopefully there won't be a next time, or even a nest time. Agree about the nails.
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Lyoness 1 year ago (edited)
Thought it looked familiar so I checked... You can find the same ring on ebay for less than $100. https://www.ebay.ca/itm/305552322181?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=X_7PfNVCR-6&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=yWTtBYLDSAK&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media Edit for spelling.
Arkham Wohlfert 1 year ago
What the hell is wrong worth the OPs in this thread? Have they been professionally observed
M B 1 year ago
Maybe a worm...taking a ring of a dead body can cause that
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Thanks, Obama
Chelsea McKee 1 year ago
Again, close. I like the blue/white crystal appearance on the number side with the gold paint. It's cute. The beading around the photos could be touched up a bit.
Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
If you made 'em with Don the Orange Con, his followers would be fighting over these.
Shirley Heyn 1 year ago
Oh, for Pity's sake. . .! Can I also get the Michelle set at a discounted price if I buy together?
Eva Sawyer 1 year ago
Well made resin dominos DO sell for quite a bit, but these are not particularly well made.
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
.... Interesting. I wouldn't pay that much for them, but okay. Very artsy
#37
These Lease-To-Own Companies Are Something Else. $2,500 For A Playstation VR2 In Payments Or You Can "Save" By Paying Cash For "Only" $1,500. They Retail For $550
LGBTQpanda 1 year ago
Wow! And folks either won't do the math or look for others OR just go without.
#38
Batteries? What Are Those?
Julie S 1 year ago
For £5 I'll come hot glue your fingers together to stop you wasting your money on this c**p.
Hile Troy 1 year ago
Great, come on over across the Atlantic AND I'll take you shopping :p
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DEW 1 year ago
I could see a partner of someone getting as a joke!! Look honey we won't lose remotes anymore!!
#39
$5000 For A Dirty Shoe
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
Some older folks don't do tech all that well... Maybe granny couldn't find the space bar on her phone.
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#40
"Cash Only, No Refunds"
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Not gonna lie, I'd buy that blue "diamond" which looks like a moonstone to me, but for a reasonable price. I love moonstones and opals :)
LGBTQpanda 1 year ago
Marbles and rocks! Get your fresh marbles and rocks, ladies and gentlemen!
Kelly Hartle 1 year ago
They do know that black diamonds are what they use on saw blades, right?
Wicked-Wheelchair-Woman 1 year ago
I like the 'heavily flawed' diamond. (Reminds Me of my engagement ring. But not THAT bad!)
#41
Ah Yes 1500 For A S****y Laptop. Great Deal
Carl Roberts 1 year ago
Ah yes, $1500 for a laptop with less computing power than a $20 entry level smart phone.
Ivona 1 year ago
I did my graduate school work on this system. It worked great.
Load More Replies... Wicked-Wheelchair-Woman 1 year ago
Ooooh a 4 GB hard drive! What would I do with all that space?!
Wendell T Sasaki 1 year ago
The first personal computer that I bought was a Compaq. It cost $3500.00 and never worked.
Kelly Hartle 1 year ago
Maybe they'd be interested in my TRS 80 "portable" computer? It's probably worth as much.
#42
What A Steal
Neon 1 year ago
Nope! "Lots of life left in it" is what gets me... creepycrawlies, fungi , etc..... ;)
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Duncan McCann 1 year ago
Civilizations have risen and fallen inside there.
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Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
"Lots of life left in it" If they mean all the bedbugs, bacteria etc then yeah, that much is true.
#43
Rice Cooker For Sale. Near Mint. Maybe If That Means It Includes Minty Colored Mold
Kat 1 year ago
I think that why, they are selling it 🤣 they didn't want too.
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LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 year ago
I had a zojirushi. Great rice cooker. Super easy to clean because you can lift out the bowl part. This is so....🤢.
CheshirePhrogg 1 year ago
To be fair a new zojirushi is about this price but it is also new and doesn't have the what ever that nasty mess is in it so I'm still thinking better deal
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#44
Buy My Massive 12 Year-Old TV For The Same Price As A New One
Tabitha 1 year ago
12 years old, my a*s. Unless this is a really old listing, the huge widescreen TVs like this are all late 90s to early 00s, so more like 20+ years old now (2024).
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
I bought a 65" one of these in 2010 for $350. So it could well be 12 years old.
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Heather Menard 1 year ago
Even if they listed it for free nobody I want it . It weighs a freaking ton.
Shirley Heyn 1 year ago
Why even waste your time redoing the "yrs" calculations. . .? But, curious why "used only for DVDs" doesn't count as being "used". . .?
Regina Holt 1 year ago
I call BS on this. If you only used it for DVDs, you can buy a $20 attachment to hook up to your laptop.
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
A laptop screen is ~10"-18," this TV is 55," doesn't really matter if the attachment to watch DVDs on a laptop is only $20, if you don't want to watch something on a small screen.
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Another Case Of People Thinking Disney VHS Tapes Have Value
Zara VP 1 year ago
They have value to some. People do collect these and would pay that price, more even.
Negatoris Wrecks 1 year ago
I collect them and no I wouldn't that's way over priced
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poiplescales 1 year ago
Only if they still have that smell when you open them and crack that spine.
Brian Droste 1 year ago
If 8 of them are still in there original cellophane they might be worth some money. Maybe not the 150 this person think they are worth.
Tiny Dancer 1 year ago
These appear to be sealed. If so, some of them would easily be worth a hundred bucks.
Sven Grammersdorf 1 year ago
It says "Disney Home Video" on the case for James
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Do A Few Thousand Dollars Worth Of Work And You Can Keep The Wood!!! What A Deal!
Libstak 1 year ago
This is fair imo, firewood is way over priced and something this size could bring in over $700 to $1000 easy.
Sand Ers 1 year ago
Somebody with the equipment and insurance to take that thing down is going to be charging you several thousand dollars to do it. And they don’t want the wood - they have plenty.
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Justin Tyme 1 year ago
I somewhat disagree with this one being being an issue. A person who is insured would be a professional and would need to be paid. However, I some experience with this kind of situation. I have good skills with a chainsaw. When I lived in a house with a wood-burning stove, there were times when I made an agreement to remove one or more trees from a property in exchange for keeping the wood. It was a good deal for both of us.
Rahul Pawa 1 year ago
Under paying for this job is practically asking for some dope to come and accidentally cut it down in a way that makes it fall on that house because they don't really know what they're doing. If you want a job done right, sometimes you gotta be willing to pay for it.
Chelsea McKee 1 year ago (edited)
Trade and bartering is still a very active part of society. I, too, was under the impression of this not being the case. Somebody very well may need a few logs of wood and think this is a deal. The problem is the poster is expecting the person to be licensed and/or insured, in case of a catastrophe. So the poster wants to be compensated with cold hard cash and follow all legal and legitimate routes to remedy the concern, but doesn't expect the other party to want the same.
#47
I’m Genuinely Curious If This Is Delusional Or Reasonable?
Justin Tyme 1 year ago (edited)
I did a Google search. Kelly Blue Book value ranges from $9,286 to $10,839. Available vehicles range from $9,000 to $10,000. This one might get a few thousand more if the mileage and condition are accurate.
ucp 1 year ago (edited)
Was… built to be the best of the best, but I’ve modified it. Was the person who built this the Nissan CEO Carlos Ghosn? He’s been in a spot of bother recently. Low mileage rare cars can be worth money, but probably not this one.
Seadog 1 year ago
Low mileage cars value depends on the car too. Well known fact foreign cars generally don't hold up to not being driven like classic American cars do. You can literally find an old American car that's been sitting for 50 years, and very likely drive it away. I've seen Toyotas and Nissans sit for 2 and never run right again if they run at all. Another down side is a car that sits a lot will literally fall apart piece by piece if you suddenly start driving it every day or 2. Especially if it has a lot of power accessories.
Load More Replies... dan gerene 1 year ago
I'm going for the trade of an equally rare car. I have an 1986 Yugo that actually runs now and has low mileage, since for most of it's life it was towed by my mule.
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
I have a million questions...Why would the CEO build his own car? Maybe this was built for the CEO, but why tf would they choose to build an '06 in 07'? How and why does this person have the car? Did they buy it from the Nissan CEO in 2020, and since then has done the mods, themselves and put the 5760 miles on the car?
#48
Saling His Couch
Bettye McKee 1 year ago
I have some, too. Tell me what you have some of and I'll share what I have some of.
Lorius Interruptus 1 year ago
🎶 IIIIIIIIII'm saling my couch🎶 🎵Set an open course for your meanest grouch 🎵 🎶 Cause I have some. . . . dolalrs 🎶 🎵Two hunderd in my dolalr pouch🎵
#49
Saw This For Sale In My Area, I Hope It's A Joke. But, I've Seen Similar Posts On Our Local FB Groups So Hard To Say
Saphyre Fyre 1 year ago
the seller once saw someone say "don't waste my time I know what I've got" and decided to adopt it without actually knowing what it means to HAVE SOMETHING WORTH SELLING
Javelina Poppers 1 year ago
Glad he knows what he's got because the rest of us are still trying to figure it out.
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Kelly Hartle 1 year ago
If that's restored, I don't want to know what the "before" picture was like.
Regina Holt 1 year ago
I'm sorry, but I see something completely different here. Something to buy in a "specialty" shop
TribbleThinking 1 year ago (edited)
"High interest. This listing is getting a lot of activity". 😄
G A 1 year ago
Yeah, by people doing what we are doing, ripping the p**s out of it.
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Totally Normal And Not Weird Activity
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
an agreement between consenting adult, a exhibitionist and a voyeur, it is made to get along :). at least, he/she does not stalk anyone, I think that’s good.
Arkham Wohlfert 1 year ago
Yeah I'm with you, this seems fine to me as long as folks are safe.
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Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
Slightly curious about washing the lawn. Maybe just a teenage boy who hasn't seen a woman before?
#51
Only $300 For A Box Fan And A Tote Full Of Ice
Imjust jim 1 year ago
I remember that a guy made a fortune selling solar clothes dryers for $50 or so and sending folks some rope and clothes pins...caveat emptor.
DowntownStevieB 1 year ago
Not gunna lie, this actually does work...just a little redneck innovation.
#52
I Am New Here And I Know I’ll Never Top My Inaugural Post. Behold This Week’s Find!
Lydsylou (she/her) 1 year ago
Don't think that's a bad listing a lot of people would be interested!
Duncan McCann 1 year ago
There's someone round here got latex sheets for sale if anyone wanted the full set.
#53
Straight Outta A Middle School Art Class
Toggaph de Dratersi 1 year ago
"Straight Outta A Middle School Art Class" From a student who got an F.
SweetCheesySpaghetti 1 year ago
If they marketed this as a "ancient handmade mancala tray" i'd be more likely to spend $20 on it
Michelle-Randy Carlson 1 year ago
Awww, I think it's kind of cute. Not sure I'd pay $20, but...
#54
Should Be Incinerated In A Fire, But They Want $300 Obo For It
Upstaged75 1 year ago (edited)
Once something smells like cat pee it will always smell like cat pee! It's incredibly hard to get out. They might as well burn that monstrosity.
Tamsin Far 1 year ago
Absolutely! The colors, the design.. would have fit perfectly into my living room! Not fond of cat p**s, though :D.
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M O'Connell 1 year ago
If I was in an upholstering mood, I might consider this. Depending on the quality a curved sofa with chaise might be several thousand dollars.
#55
What A Steal!
columbokateUK 1 year ago
I mean, it's very creative. If they spray painted them they would look better. Still wouldn't buy one though.
Lyoness 1 year ago
At Christmas people in my neighbourhood hang snowflakes made of hangers. They spray painted them silver and wrapped lights around them and they're actually beautiful. She told me she found a 'how to' online so I found one too just in case anyone was interested. https://www.artofit.org/image-gallery/330170216442718084/how-to-make-hanger-snowflakes-6-tutorials-and-diys/
DowntownStevieB 1 year ago
Prob looks good at night. I have a string of solar bumble bees, they're cute at night...
Duncan McCann 1 year ago
So bad that they're actually... No, sorry, no, they're rubbish. My bad.
#56
$800 To Take My Couch To The Dump
SweetCheesySpaghetti 1 year ago
My first thought was that it was pressed up against a cheap side table in high humidity. Never thought about the fireplace. Good call!
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Cyberpunk 2077 (2020)
Duncan McCann 1 year ago
I'm less worried about the advertiser than I am about anyone that replies to the ad.
Alyssa Phillips 1 year ago
Unfortunately I know that area (North Carolina) and it is not very far from a psychiatric facility.
Regina Holt 1 year ago
I'm sorry that I can't remove the implant, but I can supply enough aluminum foil to make a really great hat!
#58
Original Volpix Pokemon Card. On Sale For A Steal!
#59
Completely Delusional
Zoe Vokes 1 year ago
This meant nothing to me. I just googled it and buying new from Yeti is about half the price
SCP 4666 1 year ago
Thanks for the info. I was wondering what was wrong with it
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#60
I Once Sold A Solid Oak Dresser For $20
Arkham Wohlfert 1 year ago
I keep actually saying out loud "What is WRONG with these people!?" Are these all jokes? I think I need to study the psychology of this, I a, beyond confused.... just HOW can anyone think these make sense?
Vermonta 1 year ago
People's brains are wired randomly. For some, the synapse snaps to different drum.
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Karen Krause 1 year ago
Too bad they didn't invest in some cheap shelves. You can take out the drawers, place the shelves over the bars, and sell it as an industrial-style bookcase for $100. The top is a type of wood. I have the same style of dresser in my room and that's the joke I made when I got it.
#61
Deal Of A Life Time
michael reid 1 year ago
The batteries turn the wheel, which spins the alternator to generate electricity. Which you already have from the batteries. It basically transfers power from the batteries to the alternator and loses some along the way.
#62
They're Having Trouble Selling This Double-Priced Monstrosity
Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
Wonder if it is a diesel and, if so, the exhaust stacks come through the truck bed.
#63
What Is This Insane Assemblage Of Stuff?
Koalafied to komment 1 year ago
Nothing strange about that, someone just cleaned out his cabinet and listed the things he bought by mistake. We have listings like this a lot in Germany.
SparkDragon 1 year ago
It's the inclusion of the rusty screwdriver that really brings the whole package together...
Whatever 1999 1 year ago
I mean, I would guess you would need to pay a lot more then 5$ for all that
#66
“Scandinavian Teak” AKA “Particle Board Garbage” $500
Duncan McCann 1 year ago
In the UK, if this has a label from one of the big Scandi names on it, it's worth all of that money.
DowntownStevieB 1 year ago
Same here in the U.S....but we look for Mid Century labeling.
Load More Replies... nottheactualphoto 1 year ago
It could be teak, or it could be Scandinavian. Not both. And in my opinion, it's highly likely to be neither.
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Would You Be Interested In Becoming The Proud Owner Of 73 Thousand Liters Of Helicopter Fuel :d
Duncan McCann 1 year ago
I might be, there's two days bidding left on the helicopter I'm hoping to get off eBay...
M O'Connell 1 year ago
Considering that JP5 is actually cheaper than diesel right now (in spite of being extremely similar fuels), you might as well fill up your car!
#68
Fun To Collect And Hold
Zoe's Mom 1 year ago (edited)
One can actually order brand new bills from the bank in the US. This happens allot during Christmas. Years and years ago, the mint would put out Santa Dollars with Santa in the middle of a U.S. dollar bill instead of George Washington. They were valid too. Don't know why they stopped. I was a teller in my younger years.
#69
I Have So Many Questions
TribbleThinking 1 year ago
I assume that the setup for sale at least partly explains what led to the divorce.
#70
27 Miles To Regret Has To Be A Record
Arkham Wohlfert 1 year ago
Turns out you get "in trouble" with Tesla is you try to return or sell these! And not to stop people from making a profit, nooooooo. It's specifically to make sure no one sells them for LESS. Apparently returns and sales of the "truck" are so high due to it being an absolute joke that they had to add punitive measures if you're not satisfied. Pure Musk psychosis.
BookFanatic 1 year ago
I saw one of these "in the wild" the other day. They're even uglier in person.
Chelsea McKee 1 year ago
I saw a cyber truck in person at work, super close and for an extended period of time. It's not an attractive shape, but the color is gorgeous. The interior is nice looking as well with a fancy screen.
Daniel Atkins 1 year ago
There is a market for low mileage sports cars and muscle cars not sure the cyber truck is in that category.
#71
Trying To Sell A Peloton For $1,000 More Than Msrp On Facebook
Mother of Giants 1 year ago (edited)
My guess is the difference between the retail price and what their asking price is can be found in the shipping charges from the retailer, depending on what island they are living on. Shipping something like this to Hawaii or the Virgin Islands, for example, would cost more that the item being shipped. As for the shoes on the bed....no idea. I cringed when I saw them. Edit to add: missed 'Oahu' in the picture. So yeah, the price reflects what it would cost to buy it new from the mainland and have it shipped to Oahu.
#72
Who Wants A 15 Year Old Mac For The Low Price Of $400?
DowntownStevieB 1 year ago
I've sold old Mac computers/equipment before. Nothing really goes for over $100 unless it's a Snowball Mac or Clamshell Mac (collectable). Usually I sell them to computing students who need practice. Also, nice finger....
#73
Randomly Found Fossil For The Low Low Price Of 800!
DowntownStevieB 1 year ago
Trilobites are actually waaayyyyyy older than that, in the 500 millions to be exact. Deep time, Earth style.
zerofoxgiven 1 year ago
That's... literally what the post says. 521 million years old
Load More Replies... Eva Sawyer 1 year ago
For a good speciman you can ask a decent amount. This however is an unprepped trilobite and I have literally prepped dozens of them in the lab that are better quality and sell for less.
#75
Going Ham
#76
Hawk Tuah Autograph Only 250$
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Sand Ers 1 year ago
A few of them clearly aren’t but the rest of them… wow. How do these people, like, hold down jobs, and have enough money to own a computer?
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Michael Goldman 1 year ago
I always assumed that most people knew that this is actually how people launder money.
Shark bait hoo haha 1 year ago
I have found that there are collectors of all different kinds of stuff. People will pay good money for something that I would consider worthless. So it doesn't surprise me anymore to see these types of posts.
Gracie Mae 1 year ago
some were funny, and hopefully meant to be a joke. some were ridiculously delusional
Karen Bryan 1 year ago
Leno used to have a recurring segment called "Stuff We Found On Ebay". Legit listings! So yes--these are not a joke. Only now there are also FB Marketplace and Craigslist. More delisional sellers than ever.
Seadog 1 year ago
This kind of thing is becoming more and more commonplace because, hey, if people are dumb enough to send a millionaire money so they can become a billionaire, then they'll send money for anything. Then there's the other side of the sword where people want to lowball everything because of people in dire need of money selling stuff too cheap just to get rid of it fast. IE, I'm selling a Harley. People want to lowball me because most of the time you see a bike for sale, the owner is in need of the money. I'd like to sell it, yes, but I'm not giving it away. It's costing me nothing to sit and if I don't sell it that's okay too. I see it as a spare engine and transmission for my other bike or my wife'. And as an Anniversary bike, it's also a complete spare body for my identical bike.
Sand Ers 1 year ago
A few of them clearly aren’t but the rest of them… wow. How do these people, like, hold down jobs, and have enough money to own a computer?
Load More Replies... Michael Goldman 1 year ago
I always assumed that most people knew that this is actually how people launder money.
Shark bait hoo haha 1 year ago
I have found that there are collectors of all different kinds of stuff. People will pay good money for something that I would consider worthless. So it doesn't surprise me anymore to see these types of posts.
Gracie Mae 1 year ago
some were funny, and hopefully meant to be a joke. some were ridiculously delusional
Karen Bryan 1 year ago
Leno used to have a recurring segment called "Stuff We Found On Ebay". Legit listings! So yes--these are not a joke. Only now there are also FB Marketplace and Craigslist. More delisional sellers than ever.
Seadog 1 year ago
This kind of thing is becoming more and more commonplace because, hey, if people are dumb enough to send a millionaire money so they can become a billionaire, then they'll send money for anything. Then there's the other side of the sword where people want to lowball everything because of people in dire need of money selling stuff too cheap just to get rid of it fast. IE, I'm selling a Harley. People want to lowball me because most of the time you see a bike for sale, the owner is in need of the money. I'd like to sell it, yes, but I'm not giving it away. It's costing me nothing to sit and if I don't sell it that's okay too. I see it as a spare engine and transmission for my other bike or my wife'. And as an Anniversary bike, it's also a complete spare body for my identical bike.
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