When people wanted to have a laugh back in the day, they'd have to either turn on the telly and watch a sitcom, pop in a VHS of a stand-up special, or look up the funnies from the Sunday newspaper. Nowadays, memes are the primary source of quickly sourced humor.
And they come in all shapes and sizes to suit almost every taste: animal memes, history memes, Spiderman memes, and even weird as heck memes that make absolutely no sense whatsoever. This list comes to you from a page that's all about making people laugh, the Daily Humor Memes. So, pick up your favorite snack and have a chuckle at these pics, Pandas!
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Oh I've stayed in hotels where they do towel art, come in to find my bear riding a white Swan, surrounded by petals and on one occasion in the jaws of a towel crocodile. I always tip!
I just read an article about adults who have "stuffies" of their very own. Coincidence? I think not!
He's obviously obese but imagine a time when people would buy that as "fattest man in the world". And pay money. You can see similar for free just by shopping at my local Walmart.
People also paid money to see people with other disabilities. And then threw stones at them to drive them out of the city. People were always s****y with everyone who "looked different".
That's because up until the 1980's, obese people were a rarity, hence their appearance in carnivals and freak shows. Now, you can't walk a block without seeing several. I blame the government that's trying to k!ll us by withholding universal health insurance and allowing corn syrup, sugar, salt, and questionable chemicals in our food, all approved by the FDA.
The FDA was mandated to be a regulatory agency, but corporations have effectively gutted any government oversight. We don't need more government, we just need the government we have to be able to do its job. The FDA doesn't profit from all the c**p additives, the corporates do. Guess who's driving the crazy profit bus now, folks?
Load More Replies...Three cheers for your girlfriend because she's got priorities
This guy also stared at some orange juice for three hours because the carton said 'concentrate'.
Didn't notice for two hours...... I can't wait to see what else she's been doing as toddler control 😂😂😂
The almighty meme has been through many different iterations on the internet. There's no textbook on memes yet (at least to my humble knowledge), so, it's not like we're going by some peer-reviewed research. But there are certain periods according to which netizens categorize memes.
This image is probably the best visual representation of all the different meme eras. While it's unclear who's the author, they divide the internet meme culture into seven periods. The first one is the experimental era from 1995 to 2004. Taking you back right to the Windows 95 interface, it features the Star Wars kid, the Dancing Banana, and "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" memes.
Carole Baskin's “dead” husband is actually alive. No one knew. The “Tiger King” star's missing ex-husband, Don Lewis, was reportedly found alive in Costa Rica, but the discovery is just now making headlines a year later.
That's not true. There is no credible evidence that Don Lewis has been found alive.
Load More Replies...Ohm, that's a positively bad idea. I'm currently neutral to the idea of negatively reprimanding little folk.
In nightclubs, people have fun. In temples, humans and animals were killed. I know what I prefer. And every shyte who buys into this "s*x makes women worth less" can go and suck themselves.
My body is a Catholic Church since the last time I was touched was by a priest.
Load More Replies...My body is one of those temples in India where they let the monkeys and cows just wander around in.
I hate to be a debbiedowner.... I lived in India for 3 years and traveled north to Kashmir and south to Periyar Lake and did not see one cow or monkey in a temple. Nice try tho.
Load More Replies...I hate night clubs because they seem to be in this bizarre competition to see which one can play the absolute worst music humankind has ever made.
You can't have a conversation in a nightclub.... it's for dancing and getting snockered.
Load More Replies..."I think of my body as a temple. Or at least a relatively well-managed Presbyterian youth center." ~ Emo Philips
Granted, back then, we didn't really think of those funnies as memes. But today, they probably qualify as such because of their virality. Take the "Dancing Baby", for example. Some netizens call it the very first viral video in the history of the internet, as the peak of its popularity was in 1996.
Some folks today are too young to know many of the memes that made the "Experimental Era" great. Like the "Badger, badger, badger" animation: at first glance, it's just a bunch of 2D badgers doing calisthenics. Yet it has survived for more than 20 years and is still up on the internet. Back in its day, it also made it to PC World's top 5 internet fads.
Now i can't stop laughing. Tears streaming. Every time i look at it again. That really caught my funnybone.
Well he wasn’t actually wrong 🤷♀️he did exactly what they told him to to 😂
That's a downvote for me because I haven't had a chance to use that one yet.
Please I like dinosaurs and want to know what they would taste like in nugget form
You you you know that's just an artist impression of it. The actual egg looks like, well, a rock.
Actually, dinosaurs convert an incredibly high portion of the food they eat into body mass, making their meat cheaper and more environmentally friendly to raise; they won't waste fuel maintaining body heat and they're evolutionarily pressured to gain mass as quick as possible, since mass was their chief defense against attack. On the plus side, yeah they probably taste just like chicken. On the down side, they may be inedibly tough.
Load More Replies...I heard a scientist talking about this last week. She said one of the problems would be viruses they weren't exposed to in the past like bird flu, because they hadn't experienced them before. On the other hand, maybe they would have natural immunity to them because of the environment they had evolved in. (This was after she said it would be cool but probably not smart until we have more knowledge about them)
Well, immunity is acquired, not inherited, so it would be an issue only if we somehow created an adult specimen. Also, no dna survives for more than 2 million years, so the point is moot anyway.
Load More Replies...Why does the wrapper sound so loud? It was always embarrassing that others would know - trying to stealth unwrap the stupid thing!
You should have no shame or embarrassment. I have no problem talking about my period or having others know I have it. And opening a pad in the women's room should not be embarrassing at all.
Load More Replies...Dudes, hint: If there are no urinals, you may not have the right room. Women, hint: If there ARE urinals, you may not have the right room.
And if you are using a plant pot as an urinal you are not in the right room. And drunk. And everybody is watching...
Load More Replies...The silence in the mens' room is like standing in uncomfortable elevator silence except everyone is holding a paenis. Awkward!
Slightly off topic. But my first US public bathroom experiences made me very uncomfortable. American men seem to feel free to talk in public bathrooms. New Zealand men do not. Nothing sexual. Just considered not to be an appropriate setting to talk in.
YouTube ushered in the next era of internet memes. Spanning from 2004 to 2009, the "Classical Era" of memes featured the first viral videos, such as "Chocolate Rain", "Evolution of Dancing", and the iconic Rick Roll. Some netizens claim that this was the golden era of memes. After all, it's when the iconic "Over 9000", He-Man, and "This Is Sparta" memes were born.
Like... what do you do in this situation? Say something? Keep Quiet?
Load More Replies...Am not familiar with the Grindr app. But I guess the husband is wildly popular on the app since he gets a lot of notifications? Or one other Grindr-user is REALLY into husband and keeps writing messages to him?
Next, we have the rage era, where comic memes became massively popular. This is where the legendary troll face was born, and many other "faces" masterfully drawn in MS Paint. Other notable characters are Rageguy, Cereal Guy, Okay Guy, Forever Alone Guy, and "Y U NO" Guy. It wasn't all guys in this era, though, as Nyan Cat, "Ancient Aliens" and the Bad Luck Brian also hit the internet.
I was just thinking the same.... that 1890's guy is at the #1 today and I can't figure out why.
Load More Replies...Honest question: will they be able to get such a big man into a prison cell?
Running you say? I suppose waddling a d**g operation isn't a thing?
I’m thinking that he’s a vampire and I’ll keep my garlic, holy water, and options all to myself.
If I spot this guy I am going to wish him a fine good evening and then run. Run like the wind.
This gave me the best laugh I’ve had in a long time. Belly hurts. Thanks!!
This is a job for John Constantine. Y'all know this is some guy on his way to a Halloween party, right?
Excellent one! It should have been way higher in the number of upvotes.
The next era of memes was dominated by Pepe the Frog, Doge, Harambe, Shrek, and Robbie Rotten. It's the era of dank memes. Rising to prominence in underground communities like 4chan, dank memes were offensive, sarcastic, and edgy, with "dank" meaning a satirized "cool". Dank memes were intentionally bizarre and funny to the point of being trite or cliché.
Why would children watch TV in daycare, let alone news? News are always dangerous to watch with stranger's kids, not only on desaster days.
Idk about "dangerous" but it is a little sus for the veracity of the story that an adult would put on the news to distract small children. Could happen i guess.
Load More Replies...I worked in one of the top tourist site in Ireland at the time. News drip fed in abt 3pm- from security Guards listening to radio on their tea break. Most of our visitors were from US and given the time and availability of news— they hadn’t heard. I was chatting to one US man saying both towers have fallen. A colleague chipped in to say ‘ and the pentagon had a crash’ . The man looked at us and said ‘yeah, sure it did’…. Poor man was in for a shock
I remember the teacher reading us a story one week and for whatever reason, I really really didn't like that one. I guess I was fidgeting or something because eventually she said something like "if you don't want to sit still and listen to the story, you'llh have to go sit in the hallway". I immediately agreed. I was 4 or so and had no idea this was actually a punishment and immediately accepted. I sat in the hallway and sang to myself until story time finished. The next day I immediately asked if I could go outside 🤣. I didn't realise my misunderstanding for years, and aside from that story, I loved story time
Age 6 years. I could NOT sing in tune for the life of me, so I was always asked if I'd like to go outside the classroom and read - "Yes, please". I attribute my lifelong love of books and reading to that teacher. P.S. still sing like a drunken parrot.
Load More Replies...Not your fault. My 5th and 6th graders were subjected to watching that horror in each class in middle school. My 5th grader was convinced his Dad was in one of the planes from Boston because his Dad was on that plane yesterday. I asked the principal why she let them watch these things when they called me that he was falling apart emotionally. Why not Nickelodeon? She said "Some parents don't want their kids watching cartoons."
My friend pointed to her husband's ashes and said "He's home". I laughed and replied "Boy he's lost weight since I last saw him". My friend and her son just laughed.
Surprising. People are more likely to gain weight when they stop smoking.
Load More Replies...My dad’s remains did, indeed, come through the mail. I had to go to the PO to pick him up. It was a small package (a little bigger than a meatloaf) but was VERY heavy and had no markings on the outside except the address. The postal worker said “ we all wondered what this could be, we’d love to know. I said “no, you really don’t “ and left.
Cleaning house after my grandfather passed away and my dad asked if I had, "found (my) grandmother yet". Her remains were in the closet.
My dad's name was exactly the same as our milkman's when I was conceived. 6 hilarious decades later, and the jokes are a bit thin.
Some people deal with pain through dark humour, others don't. Neither is reason to brag. However, a lot of people use "dark humour" to actually NOT deal with pain, so there's that.
See as a mum I would have found it well funny tbh but I got a dark sense of humour n my daughter has to n my son 😂
In my country, this isn't an option. But my late dad would want me to do this. He was a great guy with humor and love.
She's cursed. But most people don't change sexuality. You're born the way you are.
Load More Replies...4 of my ex boyfriends have since come out as gay. I definitely had a type in high school and college. And no, I didn't "turn" them, they needed a beard and I genuinely loved them as friends.
With a face like that... I wonder how that could have happened to her.
august7937 hit the nail on the head. She's running a conversion camp all on her own.
Which is actually not true at all. Being a lesbian means you're a woman who is a homosexual. And homosexuality is something you are born with. Just like being straight is. "Changing" sexualities is something that may happen, but not that often. The VAST MAJORITY of people are born with their sexuality and cannot change. And did it occur to you that it's the same with men? She did say her ex boyfriend "turned" straight. So why did you only single out women? And those wives and girlfriends might be closeted gays, they didn't "drive to lesbianism". Geez people don't think.
Load More Replies...Then memes became almost a commentary on themselves. In 2017, the surreal era started, with memes featuring Markiplier, Meme Man, "stonks", and the Ugandan Knuckles. This might just be the point when internet culture reached a point of no return into the realm of weirdness. Nothing really made sense anymore, but one common denominator of the surreal genre was its minimalism.
you would not get an A in that class, but rather an E for 'element of surprise'
how would they know if the students got really good or just stopped showing up
Celebrating for her fiance's return, no doubt.
Load More Replies...Ice compress if immediately after, then heat compressed, then buy a turtleneck with no sleeves. or go the other way and just cover the rest of your body in them (vacuum?) and just act confused. 🤣🤣 Sorry, I had surgery today and my brain is not braining
Slightly different from surreal memes were deep-fried memes. While they, too, were ironic, deep-fried memes had a very distinct look: grainy, strangely colored, and slightly washed-out. One subgenre of Markiplier memes, the deep fried Lord Marquaad E, was a sign of where memes as a whole were heading. It doesn't really have a meaning, other than trying to see just how far absurd internet humor could go. And its popularity proved that it could go far. Very far.
Hmmm... Could we 'Kobayashi Maru' this scenario by throwing the switch *quickly*, right after the front wheels pass the switch, to try and force a derailment?
YES!!! Great idea! this would cause the trolly car to roll, killing everybody on the tracks and potentially everybody in the car too. This really maximizes the casualties. Michael would be proud.
Load More Replies...I did the same, but contrary to my expectations, the tester wasn't REMOTELY proud of my reasoning that a runaway carriage should be sent back the way it came to reach equilibrium. It's been over four decades but I'm STILL upset she didn't see what a genius solution that was.
Pickles, Tomatoes, Onions. So this is the PTO I've been reading about?
No, that's Please Turn Over. There were more questions on the back, that's why the answer sheet was so long.
Load More Replies...I'm paying for it, I'm eating it, I'll get it the way I like it, and you can STFU.
I suffer from gastric distress if I each acidic foods. Guess what are 3 of the most acidic foods outside of citrus products? Tomatoes, onions and pickles. Put this stuff on my food I'm going to have a problem that could result in an ER visit.
You could have done it a lot faster if you had stopped eating avocados, dumbo.
I did two different degrees and only got as high as 17K euro... what the hell is the other 133K for? C*****e? Six cars? Your own rollercoaster?!?
Since 2020, we've been in the post-irony meme era. One might say that memes are barely recognizable compared to what they once were. People use familiar formats, like the Gigachad and the rage comics, but the meaning is totally different. There are no punchlines or intents, simply images. And the absurdism derived from that requires one to be a long-time resident of the internet.
You know, if you take all the beer out of them, they're not nearly as heavy.
Load More Replies...I know this level of strength. When I used to go into adrenaline-fueled rages, I could lift a car. (hyperbole)
I've always wanted to procrastinate, but I never seem to get around to it.
I want to see the replies to this - are they similar to the ones the lady with the hickeys got?
Well one is a joke..and one is not. Don't think you can blame that on sexism..
Load More Replies...Some people even take the joke of post-ironic memes so far as to get them tattooed on their bodies. Sure, tattoos can be funny, but would you, Pandas, go for a Mr. Worldwide Pitbull tattoo just for laughs? "If I want a care bear tattoo on my leg, what's stopping me? Society? We're all screwed anyway, have you seen the housing market?", a tattoo artist specializing in post-ironic tattoos, Tyler Fertig-Smith, told Dazed.
That's the Extend-O-Fart function. You can keep them crying for miles.
Ta for that. It’s nice when people give a genuinely helpful response for others
Load More Replies..."You can either become a fisher of men, or a catcher of these hands." - Jesus, probably.
The Conservatives will send Hulk Hogan and The Undertaker over to teach him a lesson for preaching all that cräp about love thy neighbor, share, be kind, and all the other sappy moralizing they abhor.
You did the right thing, buddy. She's solid. Have unprotected s*x with her. NOW.
I get why you had them snip you, I'd have trouble staying off a woman with comic timing this strong, too.
This post is the counter to all the аssholes who proclaim “ALL PRANKS are аbusive and NOT FUNNY.”
What do you think about the memes in this list, Pandas? Which era of memes would you say they belong to? Let us know your thoughts in the comments, and don't forget to upvote your favorites so they can make it to the very top! Meanwhile, while you're here, be sure to also check out our previous collection from Daily Humor Memes.
Oh come on, it's clearly a yellow, blue and green one
Load More Replies...Living out in the sticks for the number of years I have, birding is pretty common. You learn to recognize calls, songs, migration patterns, nesting and food preferences because you're surrounded by them. But outside of my range, I'm clueless. Didn't stop my ex asking me to identify a bird one day. So, I rattled off some birdlike species name because, what did he know.
We once met a guy who told us he was a tree expert. We went for a walk with him and he said - that's an oak - that isn't. That was all he knew!! lol
Based on the look of the hands, he only found it because he's the one who dropped it there back in the day.
That's what my hands looked like after a day in the garden. But some good old Bag Balm and cotton gloves while watching TV put them right back into shape.
I know that's dirt/dust on his hand, but seriously, wear gloves and use hand lotion. I recommend Udderly Smooth hand creme. It's made by Redex Industries Inc. It's a heavy-duty hand creme, not greasy, and will fix your hands right up. Yes, your hands look that bad. Drink water, lots of it.
Wisdom: Expect the unexpected. Reality: Waaaay too much unexpected on social media to expect.
I wonder what it is that is particularly unusual about unusual Qween?
Christenezielen... lach me rot, maar JEUZUS that was harsh!
Load More Replies...I will gladly see myself to Hell because this made me laugh so hard....
Move over on the seat. I'm on the Hell Bus, too. The whole d**n situation is so horrific and surreal that I just LOLed. Blackest of humor.
Load More Replies...Wait, people whose partners get deported get cards now? In what kind of hell do we live?
A hell where real citizens are getting deported and apparently that's OK
Load More Replies..."Living in America (doo doo doo) criminals, running the nation, living in America (doo doo doo) four more years, just be patient, living in America, racism and deportation (doo doo doo-doo-doo) please no more!" (Tune: "Living in America", James Brown)
Load More Replies...I know it's fake but still made me snort laugh. Who'd buy a "sorry your husband got deported" card ffs?
She shouldn't expect any repeat business if she opens her stand again.
Ages ago, I was grocery shopping with my Partner. I wandered through the fruit and vege section, collected a few items, and then found Partner in Dairy section. I walked to to trolley and put the items in it. In a loud voice he said "Who are you lady, and why are you putting stuff in my trolley?" Everyone stopped and looked.. .. I gave him the look of absolute death.
Sounds like my SO and I in Kmart. She had to buy some stuff for her sister and got done before I did in the next aisle. She then came over to the end, and began bagging OUR stuff. "Excuse me ma'am...what are you doing?"...everyone lo-o-o-ked thinking 'Uh-oh..gonna be some drama". My beautiful wife looked at the cashier and said "look at the check, it says --and-- (last name). Boy did I get stink eye from everyone.
Load More Replies...My ex was talking to someone in the supermarket and pretending not to know me as I put groceries in the trolley. The friend gave me a really disgusted look, so I screwed up the list and shoved in my ex's front pocket and patted his c****h.
I would have told the girl "I have never seen that man before in my life."
This reminds me of Angelina Jolie and her brother with the weird kiss.
Ok Captain Orange! Tell Elon to get out of the lifeboat, we're not really sinking, we're going to space by an alternate route.
Load More Replies...If they ask for a doctor on an international flight I pretend to be asleep. We get warned not to volunteer, in case we get sued for malpractice by a US citizen for not doing everything 100% correct. Sad but true...
Just make sure the flight originates and is registered in a country that has Good Samaritan protection laws. There is something inherently wrong with Americans when they would sue you after saving their life.
Load More Replies...Excuse me, miss. I'm a flight marshall with the federal government. We're going to have to have a talk about this razor blade of yours...
This how US Good Samaritan laws apply to physicians: KEY POINTS ABOUT GOOD SAMARITAN LAWS The recipient of aid must not object to aid being rendered; implied consent exists if the victim lacks capacity to consent. Physicians acting as Good Samaritans generally have legal immunity to claims of ordinary negligence, but not to gross, willful or wanton negligence.
I once responded positively. I might have my PhD in ethnology, but... a doctor is a doctor, isn't he?
I recently finished my doctorate. Too bad for people who need medical help, it's in Philosophy.
Massage jokes will follow this man until his last breath. And yet Trump, who is exceedingly more foul and lecherous, got reelected.
I'm one of the lucky one to use my real name divided by a dot @gmail.com
Same. And I'm redirecting all spam to the person who has the same email address but without the dot. I was there first and I don't like copycats....
Load More Replies...I had an @budweiser(personnel, not work) and when I had an Apple product my Apple email was @me.com for McIntosh Enterprises. Yep that old.
I had an @hellokitty.com. 😺 It was actually really decent
Load More Replies...Mine is the same as my name here - been using it for 20 years, I think? My dad hates it because it's long and weird, but then again, I tell him his is boring since it's [first name][initial][last name]@.
there is no joke his is a famous quarterback from texas who played for the nola saints
Load More Replies...What??!! I'm so confused. The newsperson was trolling everyone, right?
This happened to me, too! I drew a picture of Peter Sagal (Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me) and he used it as his Twitter and Facebook avatar!
That's very cool of The Weeknd -- that kid is going to feel great (even if they're an adult)
So that isn't the Staff of Ra showing the location of the treasure? But my first thought was actually Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon album cover.
Didn't they actually accuse of the cover of being "woke" when it was re-released recently? The dumb haters didn't even realize it always was the album's cover.
Load More Replies...'Here's The Tricky Part" --- I'm going in knowing full well I'm gonna catch flack for this ..... F*g-Newton? Fig-newten...1ec38e.png
It looks like you stumbled on The Great Nobody Likes A Sequel Trilogy
Ohhh I see where you derailed. You accidentally watched a live action disney remake. Remember to check the cans on your gasmask before you burn it, that s**t is so toxic we need a seperate word for it.
It’s simple as lol wars !! LITTERALLY wars 😂 they ace to the manadalorian is better tho
Genuine question, is lol wars meaning star wars? And that the movies make sense because they're all about wars? I'm finding the comment a tad confusing. Not down voting, just confused
Load More Replies...Just last week I said to my husband “ I can see your a r s e ( F You BP) THROUGH your pants”
My husband, "when are going to buy some s**y clothes and stilettos?" asking whilst wearing a shirt that looks like he stole it from a hobo and then burnt it and the same fn pair of shorts he's been wearing for over thirty years
Heard it happen again, a few days ago... this time, with tickets for the "Snow White".
Amateurs. Somebody snuck into my house and installed Assassin's Creed Shadows on my PC!
Talk about adding insult to the injury of suffering through that horrible movie
Even if they had had a cell phone, who were they expected to call,,,,, Ghostbusters?
Four different cultures, two of which seperated by over 1200 years, but yeah otherwise totally factual.
My grandpa bought one of those Sears kits in 1949 for $1600 or about $30,000 today. It was less than a year's salary so he was able to pay cash upfront. His parents chipped in $1000 as a wedding gift. My parents bought a house in 1985 for $23,000, which is about $68,000 today. They saved up for a year and paid cash because her parents chipped in $10k. My mom asked me if I'm planning to buy a house. The average house price is $680,000 in my city, or $200k-400k for an apartment. She told me I just need to cut out unnecessary spending. I asked her if she was gonna chip in $200,000
We got ours in 1986, 10 acres, paved road, natural gas hookup, 1200 sq ft...$28,900. Daughter and Son-in-law paid $202,000 5 years ago, 3000 sq ft, underground utilities in a development.. assessed at over $300k now. Scares the c**p out of me remembering what happened in 2008. They are NOT borrowing against perceived equity though, which is good.
Load More Replies...If we're going to go that way, how about this... If a family's surname is Woods, how does one spell the name when referring to their 7 children? That would be the Woods' children. I now nominate myself for Chief of the Grammar Police. Edit because I hilariously made a grammar mistake in my post about grammar. I hereby withdraw my nomination.
Load More Replies...Bought my house 13 years ago for $160000. Now easily fetch $550000. Housing costs are getting stupid. An article in my local newspaper a couple days ago said that homelessness has gone up 31% in the last three years. I wonder why? Let’s think. Maybe because disability has a single person max of around $1400 and welfare is about half that.
Just wait. When all us boomers d*****f there will be plenty of housing and prices will go down. /s
I am really so sorry that home ownership is going the way of the DODO in the US. When you own a home, you are invested in the community more.
Corrrection : Boomers when they see you voting but unable to work out grammar in the only language you actually speak.
They're probably short staffed because no one wants to work there. So why would I apply?
"the only thing we can manage is making some chicken alright"
As a Janadian, I thought this was pretty funny. Another upvote from me.
Load More Replies...Holy moly that's a dog and a half. Watch out or he'll start charging *you* rent.
I like it too, hopefully it survives longer than the standard 7 years.
What was the point of your comment??? To make others feel bad??
Load More Replies...Cambria? And her 84-year-old grandma is probably Polly or Nancy or Edna
Any excuse is good enough! (My grandma was a member of the Women's Christian Temperance Movement. She would have been horrified.)
Google is so helpful sometimes. /S One time I googled age of consent by state, due to a conversation I was reading here on BP about a famous person in a relationship with a young person. Google gave me three screens asking me if I wanted info on help with s*x addictions before giving me the actual search results.
Same happened to me. I almost felt like the cops were going to kick down my door. All I wanted to know was if someone famous was breaking the law. Lol
Load More Replies...Geez; it never minds its own business but sure can get all up in ours!
Fun fact: search "anagram" or "define anagram" and it says "did you mean: {anagram of what you searched}"
I took my wedding band to the jewelers to have it resized. I had just finished asking if it would be done by our anniversary so I can wear it that night and the lady at the counter asks me, “Oh, you’re married?” I told her, “Nope, but my husband is.” She didn’t find it funny.
I see that you are a person of culture as well.
Load More Replies...I think they killed Pringles Man and brought him back as a soulless zombie.
The same people who also blurred high... though it seems to work now.
Load More Replies...Erm you dude have got a mega serious issue your the definition of an a d d I c t lol
Lol this isn't about woke, it's about the website going to crazy lengths to be ad-friendly. The usual culprit...... capitalism.
Load More Replies...Spookily like the dog in one Red Dwarf episode where they met their 'opposites' For the humanoid)s they were the opposite gender, for the cat it was... this Dog-red-dw...00-400.jpg
Just as long as they're not living together. (badapum...think Bill Murray in Ghostbusters.)
I was allowed to keep my titanium piercings during the MRI, but I took the others out because I wasn't sure about the purity of the metal. They are surgical steel, but I took them out just to be safe. I also have titanium screws in my foot. So certain metals are not an obstacle to the scans.
Load More Replies...It's one thing to do something stupid and another thing to prove to her why it was stupid. I can't stand people who do vicious things that don't even benefit them.
We tore our daughter a new one. Turned 21, and in Michigan they send a new drivers license(16-21 is vertical, 21 is landscape). She posted her new DL on Facebook. Boy did she take THAT down quick. "Congratulations, now that you're 21 you want your ID stolen?".
"We serve breakfast anytime"..."Okay, I'll have scrambled eggs from the middle ages"
You self-selected to work the midnight shift at adult establishments. Try looking there.
Used to go to high schools representing the UAW talking about labor issues, and labor history. "You should be able to go to any employer and get work, so long as you show up and do what's reasonable" ..girl in the front row with piercings..."even me?" ..."Yup! so long as you lose all the steel on your face for the interview"..."It's who I am"..."ok, add unemployed to that list as well".
Looking at this picture again, what's really baffling is that the tattoo on her left arm apparently was "too much."
Tbf, lots of jobs where you'll never see the person's face, and other qualities than "plans to look as society demands" might be requested.
But you still have to talk to SOMEONE before they give you a job and this is just a nightmare. How can you concentrate on what they're saying when your eyes dart all over the place and your brain just goes WTF the entire time?
Load More Replies...That could easily be a child that wrote that, don't harsh everyone's buzz..
Load More Replies...I have like. 6 pictures of me and my friend and my mom took all of them. What does that make me?
It makes you a dude, and a native of Dagestan in Russia. Might be a little bit of a rocky transition, but for what it's worth you're probably one hell of an MMA fighter.
Load More Replies...It's apparently one of BP's kinks. (Can I say that word here?)
Load More Replies...Am I the only one who thinks that the beauty standard of our time is really really weird? Why do women pose like that?
Why do strangers comment on social media posts? Because we have free will and can do, within limits, whatever we want. It also took me about 48 seconds to find Monroe doing similar poses to these. If you don't like them cheeks clapping, cool, but as a bit of a bun connoisseur myself, I fully support this kind of posing.
Load More Replies...And wants to see Social Security and all other programs that ease folks' lives on the lower rungs of the economy destroyed because 'it's a handout"
Load More Replies...So I guess my mother, a single mom, wasn't a "catch". If she had been, I suppose my dad wouldn't have died and left her and us kids behind.
Seen this picture several times now on BP. The ex-wife's face clearly says "I do not want to be photographed" so I wish this picture was no longer spread or at least pixeled.
She looks sad because she's getting divorced. No need to read so much into it.
Load More Replies...Mine dropped me off at the hospital then went for Fish and chips 🙄
Load More Replies...I recently had a moment of deep reflection about all the close up to Toph’s feet.
Women pee from their fingers like those aliens in Scary Movie 3. Or so I've heard.
I should be embarrassed -- I laughed WAY Too hard at most of these! Thank you for brightening up my humdrum day in a very snarky way.
If you're on BP long enough you will learn that there are *always* recycled ones... But these were pretty good, I enjoyed them!
Load More Replies...I had surgery today and am on painkillers and found some of them funny. And I'm sure my comments are inspiring. 🤤🤣
I should be embarrassed -- I laughed WAY Too hard at most of these! Thank you for brightening up my humdrum day in a very snarky way.
If you're on BP long enough you will learn that there are *always* recycled ones... But these were pretty good, I enjoyed them!
Load More Replies...I had surgery today and am on painkillers and found some of them funny. And I'm sure my comments are inspiring. 🤤🤣
