Life can be a rollercoaster for everyone, but some men have a special place reserved just for them on the most unpredictable ride of all: the parenting express. One minute, they're cleaning up spilled cereal while wondering if it's possible to go insane from hearing "Baby Shark" too many times. The next, they're left amazed at their child's adorable antics and the hilarious father moments that come from them.
But amidst the chaos and the occasional serenity, there's one thing that always brings them a sense of camaraderie — some much-needed comic relief. More specifically, the comical situations shared by other dads on Twitter. That's right, those lovable, pun-loving, grill-mastering fathers who never miss an opportunity to showcase their kiddos' craziest moments on social media.
If you've had the fortune of spending time with your father, you know dad humor is practically its own comedy genre. It's like they were born with a unique ability to make us laugh, roll our eyes, and groan all at the same time. And no matter how old we get, there's something oddly comforting about a well-timed dad joke.
In celebration of our favorite comedy maestros, we've brought you a collection of relatable and funny dad tweets to remind you just how cool dads are! Whether it's their inner child or uncanny ability to find the most embarrassing moments, these parenting tweets will have you reminiscing about your father's antics and appreciating the joy they bring to our lives. We've scoured the depths of Twitter to bring you the best dad tweets, each one delivering pure hilarity. From diaper disasters to pint-sized philosophers, these dads captured the essence of parenthood in 280 characters or less — the least you can do is enjoy them to the fullest!
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When I was a little kid, they sold us candy cigerettes and we turned out oka..........sorry, I accidently dropped my oxygen tank on the cat.
If you tripled the wages of every schoolteacher in the US, they'd still be underpaid.
Ok but what do they charge for food? I've had some very hefty food bills at imaginary restaurants
I'll see you in the morning, bright and early. I'll be bright, you be early.
I am 13 and I order from the kids menu because I can't eat a full meal. WOW GLAD I GOT THAT OFF MY CHEST
Oh, so THAT's why I eat cayenne hot sauce for breakfast...
Get the disappointment in early kid, then adulting won't be as much of a shock.
we still call parmesan cheese “big cheese” because my sister called it that when she was little because it came in a big container
15 miles uphill both ways in the snow with 50 lbs of books in our bookbags and a piece of celery for lunch.
Jaws is my favorite movie, but apparently, my kids now are scared to go in the ocean. Oops.
Next time better save that square cm of the luttice for emergency
The chick banging on the bathroom door because how dare momma hen lay an egg without her supervision??
Not wanting to brag or anything, but I could do that even before becoming a parent!
Every time it's my day off chick is awake at 5. Every day I have to be somewhere in the morning chick wants to sleep til 8.
This happened in 1978. In the backward seat of a Ford Country Squire station wagon. The child was seen making googly faces at all the cars driving behind them
I went through this when my kiddo no longer needed my assistance with their projects at Home Depot workshop. I started getting my own soon after lol.
And now I have to worry about my oldest driving so now I'm right back where I started.
technically every answer is a guess, some are just more educated guesses
When your whole household has ADHD, this is just a normal part of everyday life
I mean, they can fight me if they want. I’m pretty scary. *terrifying snail noises*
Come on...you get it- even if you don't want them right now, it's still exciting to know you could.
Unless the kid twigs that the recorder always sounds like s**t so there's no point practising
Or waking up feeling like you've been run-over by a dump truck... .... Just to open your eyes and see your kid holding a dump truck
My 6yo niece has a game called "school" where she's the teacher and we all get constantly ordered about in a very loud voice and made to get up and down and stand in lines and "PLAY! OVER THERE!"
Ok. Let me clarify this one for everyone, as I had an epiphany on this a year ago. "No tears" references the fact that the hair will not be tangled when you go to brush it later and thus will not hurt to brush out...it has NOTHING to do with how it feels when you get it IN YOUR EYES. That s**t STINGS!!!! I always thought that company were lying bastards but it turns out we were interpreting the slogan wrong.
I hope he's saying that their puppy was rehomed/adopted by THEM, and not that he rehomed the puppy his daughter once had XD
