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'Cursed Comments' is one of those niche subreddits that have become an integral part of internet culture. Even though the community is relatively young even by online standards, it has already attracted over 3 million members and has been featured in various media outlets. (Bored Panda has also covered it here, here, and here.)

It's difficult to pinpoint what a cursed comment actually is. There are just too many forms it can appear in. According to the subreddit's 'About' section, however, the best way of defining it is probably a statement that gets you to think along the lines of "What the f$k did I just read?" and leaves you speechless while also somehow makes sense.

But the best part is that the incomprehension of the comment you just read (or the blatant gruesomeness of it) is also enough to draw a smile on your face.

Pewdiepie said 'Cursed Comments' is the worst subreddit. But is it really? Can it simultaneously be the best one too? In a couple of days, on April 10th, the community will celebrate its 4th birthday, so we decided it's the perfect time to revisit it and show you some of its recent top posts.

#1

Cursed Bears

Cursed Bears

0DarkChar0 Report

DennyS (denzoren)
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Racist bastards...that's just two bear friends seeing each other sharing a fist bump and then heading into the forest to get some grub.

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    #2

    Cursed_organs

    Cursed_organs

    MushuTheGreat17 Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You see what happened to Appendix? I'm not pissing this guy off"

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    We managed to get in touch with the moderators of 'Cursed Comments' and one of them agreed to tell us more about the inner workings of their subreddit.

    "I think people like it because all throughout the internet, you run across some odd images or videos, and this content may provoke thoughts that you wouldn’t dare say—but someone else did say it," the mod told Bored Panda.

    "It's one giant vault of the internet's best (worst?) cursed comments."

    #3

    Cursed_percentage

    Cursed_percentage

    Ryan-821 Report

    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roast, then double roast. Burn unit has work to do here.

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    #4

    Cursed_lapdance

    Cursed_lapdance

    DickNixon11 Report

    Limey Cheesehead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This deserves to be higher. Dark...but very funny.

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    #5

    Cursed_sleep

    Cursed_sleep

    Sad-Economics-1488 Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially on the nightmares the X button is so f*****g small!!

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    The person looking after the sub said the community is "a group of people who find amusement in seeing the wild and unspoken comments out in the vast depths of the internet that would probably go unnoticed and ignored" if it didn't exist.

    They're the heroes we didn't know we need. Many of the gems you see in this list have gotten only a handful of likes on the platforms they were originally posted on and most likely would have perished if it wasn't for these folks.

    "They aren't always the most sensible comments, but they are interesting nonetheless."

    #6

    Cursed_sport

    Cursed_sport

    Naughty_Dog814 Report

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    #7

    Cursed_confusion

    Cursed_confusion

    Tas-Sis Report

    #8

    Cursed_steve

    Cursed_steve

    Hornyanddepressed275 Report

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dark as mine. That's fkn hilarious!

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    #9

    Cursed_advice

    Cursed_advice

    Mr_Punchable Report

    "Over the course of our history as a subreddit, we grew naturally for a long time and became a rather large community [on our own, but] then PewDiePie made his first video [about us], and we exploded in popularity," the mod recalled.

    "It's been an amazing journey watching and helping grow a community like this, and having one of the largest YouTubers in the world make videos on it is pretty incredible."

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    #10

    Cursed_coughing

    Cursed_coughing

    ThijmenTheTurkey Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pheww i was worried for a second!!

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    #11

    Cursed_family

    Cursed_family

    ZyberZeus Report

    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t got crazier and crazier with each progressing word

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    #12

    Cursed Afterlife

    Cursed Afterlife

    Tortilla_Chip_ Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife gets arrested and the pillow taken in as evidence.

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    #13

    Cursed_reality

    Cursed_reality

    s-classic1102 Report

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAJAHHAHAHAHAJAHSBHABDGDHDVZJEJSBXBBDKSNZNDNEBNEJD S SHELP IM HAVING A STROKE

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    But more members also mean more problems. "It's become more difficult to moderate a sub of such scale, and we deal with a lot of mod harassment/abuse, people who want to disrupt the flow of things and make our lives harder."

    "Often, the people who decide to verbally abuse us are just angry because we removed their post/comment or banned them," the mod explained.

    #14

    Cursed_bees

    Cursed_bees

    albertibas Report

    #15

    Cursed_improvement

    Cursed_improvement

    jainammm Report

    #16

    Cursed Mri

    Cursed Mri

    ro_ock Report

    #17

    Cursed_meal

    Cursed_meal

    Suede-Pimpson Report

    LilyGranger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wrong… but I’m still laughing

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    "We once even had a user who manually DMed every single moderator of our team individually with a message purely consisting of the n-word and no more."

    The moderator said that every Reddit community has at least a few bad apples, but "due to the nature of our subreddit, it tends to be worse than some others."

    #18

    Cursed_suicide

    Cursed_suicide

    wyattbutler Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's stupid, but works, then it's not stupid ;)

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    #19

    Cursed_halloween

    Cursed_halloween

    CamdalorianYT Report

    #20

    Cursed_family

    Cursed_family

    biominimal Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, some of these responses are killing me.

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    #21

    Cursed Hit And Run

    Cursed Hit And Run

    Smruthiisameme Report

    For better or worse, the internet has become the last place where you can make such comments as few risk saying these things to people in public.

    Even before the infamous incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock at the Oscars, the most dangerous thing that a comedian has to face today is offending political correctness.

    #22

    Cursed_girlfriend

    Cursed_girlfriend

    just1clown_3 Report

    #23

    Cursed Slightly

    Cursed Slightly

    itsavism Report

    #24

    Cursed Di*k Flap

    Cursed Di*k Flap

    Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Gawd, the mental image! It's haunting!!!

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    #25

    Cursed_bambi

    Cursed_bambi

    A_Novelty-Account Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum's nickname for me is Norman Bates.

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    Last year, Jennifer Saunders' take on the matter made headlines in the likes of Mail Online (“Jennifer Saunders says Absolutely Fabulous wouldn't be commissioned today in Britain's 'woke' culture").

    The closest Saunders had come to saying that was the vague assertion that people "talk themselves out of stuff now because everything is sensitive."

    But in the past, she was more direct. "People are so politically correct now," she said in 2017. "You can’t even get away [with playing] a politically incorrect character, because that is seen as being politically incorrect."

    "Everyone's down on everyone for everything."

    #26

    Cursed Countries

    Cursed Countries

    HAK1US Report

    Ga Di
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You impregnated her? I thought Uruguay...

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    #27

    Cursed_sexually

    Cursed_sexually

    sampai2006 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How is your kid doing at school, sexually?"

    LeeBreezy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we dont talk about bruno, sexually

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like fries with that, sexually?

    Sofie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes 🤔 and super size it please, sexually 😹

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    Hydroboi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What?! The food doesn't taste good.. hmmm want me to add some sauce sexually?"

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mother called, sexually.

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's go fix that fence, sexually.

    Debrina Blackmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I want to play the keyboard, sexually.

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming sexually?

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you want to go out and have fun, sexually?"

    Sabrina Fisher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you considered using the ointment in your ear, sexually

    Enlee Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard Dave’s grandma had a stroke, sexually.

    jk nbt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same joke when eating chinese food: when the waiter gives you a fortune cookie, everyone at the table take turns opening theirs & reading the fortune. Add the words "in bed" at the end of the fortune after each is read...

    fat and happy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a common thing to do growing up and it was always the funniest thing

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    William Stevenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's math teacher is so a**l, sexually.

    *insertaestheticusername*
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im im class and i just snorted and everyone looked at me

    Shane S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s that time of the year again. We are asking for donations to Save the whales, sexually.

    Natasha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say learning more then one language will help your brain sexually

    Mahayana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty, sexually

    Sarah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comments on this one just get better and better! LOL

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comments on this one just get better and better SEXUALLY!

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    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard you were in hospital. What was wrong with you, sexually?

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your oxygen saturation is a bit low so let's just put these nasal prongs on you and get your levels back up, sexually"

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    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How's violin going, sexually?"

    Tonk Terrier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I slipped a glass of juice at school today and had to clean it up sexually

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    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should have pizza for dinner, sexually...... oh wait

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a cute dog!!! Who is the good boy?? Who is the good boy? NAH, I can't do this.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How hard was your job at work today sexually? I think it matches if you get really f****d at work!

    Derek Dufrane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little Johnny and his cousin sue played in his fort all day sexually

    Robert Thompson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bank says I have a negative balance, sexually.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Betty White will be greatly missed... You know.

    Amber Adams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you eating, sexually?

    RK Barbo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vet needs to operate on my dog, sexually.

    Larks (Taylor's Version)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "can you help me with my math homework, sexually?"

    Duncan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be number 1, sexually. I laughed so hard, sexually.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr, it hurts when I do this... sexually...

    Kar Red Roses
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “What do you mean uuurgggh, I don’t like SPAM, sexually!”

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard your grandfather is ill. How is he doing, sexually?

    Yurie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's catch up, sexually

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like a MoonPie, sexually?

    FRANCES SIEGEL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the coronavirus has killed millions,sexually

    commie pinkofag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar to the Methodist teen tradition of adding "under the bedsheets" to the end of every stanza of lugubrious hymns.

    Grobbley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are your teachers like, sexually?

    StarlightPanda!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The price inflation on gas and other things has been crazy. How do you feel about it sexually?"

    Abraham Marshall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, i cant come. I am feeling kinda sick, sexually.

    slime shawty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what would you do if you found a body in a hotel room, sexually?

    Eric Tanner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of AFI's top movie quotes: Nobody puts Baby in a corner, sexually - Dirty Dancing I feel the need, the need for speed - Top Gun Cinderella story. Outta nowhere...It's in the hole, sexually - Caddyshack Here's Johnny, sexually - The Shining Say Hello to my little friend, sexually - Scarface As God is my witness, I will never be hungry again, sexually - Gone With the Wind Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer, sexually - Godfather II A boy's best friend is his mother, sexually - Psycho Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get, sexually - Forrest Gump If you build it he will come, sexually - Field of Dreams I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti, sexually - Silence of the Lambs Fasten your seatbelts, it' going to be a bumpy night, sexually - All About Eve May the Force be with you, sexually - Star Wars Here's looking at you kid, sexually - Casablanca I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse, sexually - Godfather

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your grades are doing really well, sexually!

    Nikole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like chicken for dinner, sexually?

    SilentBob731
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best comment thread I've ever read on this site.

    Phonax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny, sexually.

    RafCo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry to hear about your father passing away, sexually

    Shawn Levi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah, you flogged yo kid, sexually

    Anggi Angkasa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seing my MIL coming back home carrying lots of grocery "Let me help you, sexually"

    IJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So how's the weather, sexually?"

    Horatio Jay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think we should refinance our mortgage...?

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You censored sex in another post but left sexually uncensored each time in this post.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Shika Louis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to go translate this, but god dang -it was worth it, (sexually)

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you do sports sexually

    Abel Cohen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im going to go for a run later, sexually

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternatively: I’m sorry to hear of the passing of your parent. I remember how much they loved taking photos of wildlife and getting as close as they possibly could, sexually..

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry to hear of the passing of your parent. I remember how much they loved going on safaris and getting up close and personal with the wild animals, sexually..

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's go eat some tacos, sexually.

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry for your loss…… I’m not even going to go there 🤣

    Illicit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would you like fries with that, sexually?

    potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how was your day, sexually?

    Phoebe Stein
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are you and your dad doing, sexually?

    * ~ l a s a n y a ~ *
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

    DramaNerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mooom, I’m going to school, sexually

    Kakegurui Sandwich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “What do you want for dinner, sexually?”

    Andy Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be in front doing yard work, sexually

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can't find my glasses, sexually."

    ShotoTodoroki33
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine ur kid just like, “Mummy look at my grades! Sexually”

    yourgayaunt (they/she)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How does your dog generally behave, sexually?"

    Susan Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you get that great job, sexually?

    Doob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did i have to read this, sexually?

    Gayathri E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much is 1/2 kg Okra, sexually?

    Timothy Leung
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to dig into that pie, sexually.

    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked human centipede, sexually

    Ethan Thear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mum what are you and dad doing? sexually?"

    Francisco Garcia Bustamante
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    xbox series X and ps5 are way better than nintendo switch, sexually

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee, sexually"

    Debrina Blackmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you the Doctor, sexually?

    Alexis minnix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hey, wanna go play with the dogs and their balls, sexually”

    LILYANDPEARL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They censored killing and not sexually. Ok.

    advice5cents
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did this as kids, but with the phrase "in bed"

    Jessica Julian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Is there anything I can help you with, sexually?"

    Jessica Julian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can I help you find anything, sexually?"

    Thalia Lovering
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like something to eat, sexually?

    Luna Karnsuwan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    cybermerlin2000
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    3 years ago

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    Putins forces charged across the Ukraine taking civilians and tying them up, sexually

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    #28

    Cursed_cake

    Cursed_cake

    Leading_Musician8744 Report

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Suddenly random thought about Combusken..*

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    #29

    Cursed Rolex Advice

    Cursed Rolex Advice

    LANDINGSLURPY Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, why on earth they left the Rolex?

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    Comedy gives us a break from everyday challenges. So if cursed comments help you to escape existential dread, who cares if you're laughing at them or not?

    They're just someone's random thoughts that escaped through their fingers into the ocean of the internet without any harmful intentions. (At least I hope so.)

    #30

    Cursed Dad

    Cursed Dad

    Amristaken Report

    Hydroboi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing he planted those because he foresaw that we would be like zombies because of covid.

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    #31

    Cursed_tattoo

    Cursed_tattoo

    Mysticalify Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! Dog be like: "So now you know..."

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    #32

    Cursed Vagina

    Cursed Vagina

    IMgonnaDIEverySOON Report

    #33

    Cursed_fish

    Cursed_fish

    AMarvelFan717 Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what we've been doing wrong then!! Girls don't fake orgasms if you don't plan to swim off afterwards!!

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    #34

    Cursed_alliance

    Cursed_alliance

    y_billionz Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting the band together for one last world tour.

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    #35

    Cursed_neighbor

    Cursed_neighbor

    Zelda_person Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God i think i can smell this post🤢

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    #36

    Cursed Eau De Toilette

    Cursed Eau De Toilette

    ByAnyMeansNecessary0 Report

    Limey Cheesehead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh...can you imagine having to get this outfit off to pee?

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    #37

    Cursed_grapes

    Cursed_grapes

    SnooGuavas4232 Report

    #38

    Cursed Birthday Party

    Cursed Birthday Party

    AdventureMormon42 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you hear that knocking?" "Ignore it, they'll soon stop."

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    #39

    Cursed_world_tour

    Cursed_world_tour

    ExplodiTions Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tribute band is nowhere near as good

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    #40

    Cursed Fightclub

    Cursed Fightclub

    No-Chef1228 Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me this didn't happen...

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    #41

    Cursed_vegetative State

    Cursed_vegetative State

    sipthestreets Report

    William Stevenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm in a coma and alert for 12 years I hope I die too.

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    #42

    Cursed_breath

    Cursed_breath

    owowdatsucks Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I shouldn't laugh, but damn that's funny! 🤣

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    #43

    Cursed_andy

    Cursed_andy

    M4_M00 Report

    Beth S
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well.... Andy certainly has an active imagination. O.O

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    #44

    Cursed Oral

    Cursed Oral

    joestar1103 Report

    #45

    Cursed_s**t

    Cursed_s**t

    Forsaken_Grand_69420 Report

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spicy jesus yesss i laughed edit: as opposed to sweet jesus, salty and umami. i saw it on another boredpanda post

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    #46

    Cursed_win

    Cursed_win

    Skytheking_69 Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm intrigued....does it have to do with method?

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    #47

    Cursed Porn

    Cursed Porn

    holycrap- Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "oooooh," kermit moaned "ooooh stick that sexy hand of yours further,"

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    #48

    Cursed_twitter

    Cursed_twitter

    fitisnaxty Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best graffiti I saw was "Jumping Dave is gay". No idea who he was, why he got the name Jumping Dave, no idea if he was gay or not. But is sounds like a Netflix drama we deserve.

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    #49

    Cursed Cup .

    Cursed Cup .

    karan_kholia Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those too young (or innocent) to understand: DO NOT GOOGLE THAT FOR YOUR OWN SANITY! Trust me on that! EDIT for those who stumble upon this and don´t know what it is about: Two girls, making out, looks hot, then they share a poop-cup. No, literally, excrement in a cup.

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    #50

    Cursed Fox

    Cursed Fox

    ugomattia07 Report

    Pink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SWEET MOTHER OF CORNBREAD THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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    #51

    Cursed Flag

    Cursed Flag

    ThiccusMcdiccus Report

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed a lot more than I should have

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    #52

    Cursed_superman

    Cursed_superman

    pchinni Report

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’ll try and make it innocent.. because he’s so strong he literally cuts them into pieces when he picks them up

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    #53

    Cursed Gandalf

    Cursed Gandalf

    evildeil Report

    #54

    Cursed_turtles

    Cursed_turtles

    KodakKid3 Report

    #55

    Cursed_interview

    Cursed_interview

    Dustinegian Report

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You can keep this one, I have plenty at home"

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    #57

    Cursed War Crimes.

    Cursed War Crimes.

    haha_rich_ Report

    #58

    Cursed_darkmode

    Cursed_darkmode

    yeetice Report

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but " pulsating orc c**k " ? Wtf?

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    #59

    Cursed_sword

    Cursed_sword

    LiteratureNew999 Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title makes it sound like the sword is in serious condition.

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    #60

    Cursed_knife

    Cursed_knife

    No-Effect6518 Report

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, It's a combination of harassment and betrayal

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    #62

    Cursed Family Love

    Cursed Family Love

    MadaraJaeger_69 Report

    #63

    Cursed_league

    Cursed_league

    MittenDude Report

    #64

    Cursed Toilet Snack

    Cursed Toilet Snack

    CrippledFleshPrison Report

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop a fake severed finger with fake blood on the floor and say "Nearly done, I will see you in a minute" and when you are finished, open the door, stick your head out and call out "Next!"

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    #65

    Cursed_survival Game

    Cursed_survival Game

    Nexo_Ace Report

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    #67

    Cursed_farts

    Cursed_farts

    Ramboryback Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i saw an elephant at the grocery store yesterday

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    #68

    Cursed_watch

    Cursed_watch

    Ihavenocluewhat2name Report

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My introvert gay neighbours finally visited me and asked what I wanted for my birthday. I was so shocked! I said "F*ck me!" It's been 3 weeks now and I still can't sit down

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    #70

    Cursed Gun

    Cursed Gun

    Xx_Rick_Rolled_xX Report

    Mindghost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little bit psycho to make them feel unsafe at home

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    #71

    Cursed_wholesomeness

    Cursed_wholesomeness

    planck111 Report

    #72

    Cursed_mask

    Cursed_mask

    Deer6756 Report

    Boreddd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking with a glass of water on the street and taking sips at random times

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    #75

    Cursed_dare

    Cursed_dare

    AvalancheJT Report

    #76

    Cursed_wank

    Cursed_wank

    Random_bisexual214 Report

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haaaahaha, *cough*. I was sipping coffee when I read this. OMG this is hilarious.

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    #77

    Cursed_strength

    Cursed_strength

    Defaulty_gawd Report

    Léonie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the best sentence I ever read

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    #78

    Cursed_bullying

    Cursed_bullying

    Shivam2308 Report

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double effect if you're not expected to have a penis

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    #79

    Cursed Family

    Cursed Family

    Chan_Mann Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same thing happened to my uncle. He didn't have cats, but he did have three children under the age of six.

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    #80

    Cursed_harry Potter

    Cursed_harry Potter

    FattyPatty42 Report

    #81

    Cursed_source Of Money

    Cursed_source Of Money

    Tepsu16 Report

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Knocks out thief* "I should be able to get a lot for them on the dark web"

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    #82

    Cursed_killing

    Cursed_killing

    Shivam2308 Report

    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legal incest~coming soon to a Republican state near you!

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    #83

    Cursed Spiderman

    Cursed Spiderman

    Anzeer Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Aunt May getting sexier and sexier with every new Spiderman? In the next reboot she will be a nymphomaniac stripper and marital aids enthusiast.

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    #84

    Cursed_dana

    Cursed_dana

    kj420_69 Report

    BorPand8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, actually happened: https://youtu.be/sJgDYdA8dio

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    #85

    Cursed Work Avoidance

    Cursed Work Avoidance

    Ming_The_Merciless_1 Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother once fell down a cliff and rolled under a train. He lived. Broke both his ankles though.

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    #86

    Cursed_tent

    Cursed_tent

    BotiHUN7 Report

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I thought the trucks were having some private time under the covers

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    #89

    Cursed Country

    Cursed Country

    reddit.com Report

    Florence
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i swear to god. stop censoring suicide. it’s a word and it needs to be more publicly talked about so people who have suicidal thoughts know how to get help

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    #90

    Cursed Selfie

    Cursed Selfie

    BQjesuEM Report

    #91

    Cursed_can_size

    Cursed_can_size

    crispu67 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are you doing with that 3 litre family bottle of coke Gary?"

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    #92

    Cursed Kindness

    Cursed Kindness

    Plik0 Report

    Elisabet Larsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I just died laughing. I tried this and this is the result: Florida man climbs playground equipment, allegedly yells to children about how babies are born

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    #93

    Cursed_diarrhea

    Cursed_diarrhea

    PhoenixElusive Report

    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok though what kind of monster would make something like this?

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    #94

    Cursed_bf

    Cursed_bf

    FalcoPheonixOP Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    9 months later a shed appeared in the garden.

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    #95

    Cursed _tellitubies

    Cursed _tellitubies

    rooster_hen123 Report

    #96

    Cursed_meal

    Cursed_meal

    XIamwinnerx Report

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #98

    Cursed_youtube

    Cursed_youtube

    SPACEB00 Report

    #100

    Cursed Cookie

    Cursed Cookie

    NEXTINLlNE Report

    #101

    Cursed_talent

    Cursed_talent

    bigchungus397 Report

    #102

    Cursed_twins

    Cursed_twins

    0zone042 Report

    foxking
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, imma just switch families now. cee ya

    #104

    Cursed Break-Up

    Cursed Break-Up

    dukemooose Report

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (insert a "Well, that escalated quickly" meme here)

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    #105

    Cursed Colour

    Cursed Colour

    Shane5999 Report

    #106

    Cursed_date

    Cursed_date

    Deer6756 Report

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    #108

    Cursed_proteinshake

    Cursed_proteinshake

    scodennton456 Report

    #109

    Cursed_steps

    Cursed_steps

    supermanmjm Report

    #110

    Cursed_bidet

    Cursed_bidet

    shrimpy-boyo Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not the direction I thought it would go and now I want to burn my retinas.

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    #111

    Cursed_voice Acting

    Cursed_voice Acting

    TomatoAcid Report

    #112

    Cursed_dragon

    Cursed_dragon

    NEXTINLlNE Report

    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donkey, what ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP???? JFC.

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    #113

    Cursed_crow

    Cursed_crow

    1-A_Rep Report

    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Context: this is Brandon Lee, son of Bruce Lee, killed on set.

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    #114

    Cursed_eevee

    Cursed_eevee

    merothecat Report

    #115

    Cursed_shit

    Cursed_shit

    fknwotmate Report

    #116

    Cursed_friggin Furries

    Cursed_friggin Furries

    Dhrendor Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all furries like to s**t themselves while wearing diapers. Just sayin’. It’s REALLY hard to get all the feces out of fur…

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    #117

    Cursed_fricker

    Cursed_fricker

    bnyat2010 Report

    #118

    Cursed_bruhmoment

    Cursed_bruhmoment

    yeet7562 Report

    #119

    Cursed_family Dinner

    Cursed_family Dinner

    96_tnemoM_hurB Report

    #120

    Cursed_friend

    Cursed_friend

    johnwick369 Report

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says f**k disney to those of you who don’t want to go trhough the effort

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    #122

    Cursed Italian Wins The Football Final Banter War

    Cursed Italian Wins The Football Final Banter War

    Spe99 Report

    #126

    Cursed_fixing

    Cursed_fixing

    lutkul Report

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #127

    Cursed_paralleluniverse

    Cursed_paralleluniverse

    25thMax2003 Report

    #128

    Cursed I Dunno What To Put Here

    Cursed I Dunno What To Put Here

    Aditya060804 Report

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is soo thin! Terrible famine it was and the british did nothing

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    #129

    Cursed_disney

    Cursed_disney

    richard-777 Report