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'Cursed Comments' is one of those niche subreddits that have become an integral part of internet culture. Even though the community is relatively young even by online standards, it has already attracted over 3 million members and has been featured in various media outlets. (Bored Panda has also covered it here, here, and here.)
It's difficult to pinpoint what a cursed comment actually is. There are just too many forms it can appear in. According to the subreddit's 'About' section, however, the best way of defining it is probably a statement that gets you to think along the lines of "What the f$k did I just read?" and leaves you speechless while also somehow makes sense.
But the best part is that the incomprehension of the comment you just read (or the blatant gruesomeness of it) is also enough to draw a smile on your face.
Pewdiepie said 'Cursed Comments' is the worst subreddit. But is it really? Can it simultaneously be the best one too? In a couple of days, on April 10th, the community will celebrate its 4th birthday, so we decided it's the perfect time to revisit it and show you some of its recent top posts.
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#1
Cursed Bears
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
Racist bastards...that's just two bear friends seeing each other sharing a fist bump and then heading into the forest to get some grub.
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#2
Cursed_organs
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
"You see what happened to Appendix? I'm not pissing this guy off"
We managed to get in touch with the moderators of 'Cursed Comments' and one of them agreed to tell us more about the inner workings of their subreddit.
"I think people like it because all throughout the internet, you run across some odd images or videos, and this content may provoke thoughts that you wouldn’t dare say—but someone else did say it," the mod told Bored Panda.
"It's one giant vault of the internet's best (worst?) cursed comments."
#3
Cursed_percentage
#4
Cursed_lapdance
#5
Cursed_sleep
The person looking after the sub said the community is "a group of people who find amusement in seeing the wild and unspoken comments out in the vast depths of the internet that would probably go unnoticed and ignored" if it didn't exist.
They're the heroes we didn't know we need. Many of the gems you see in this list have gotten only a handful of likes on the platforms they were originally posted on and most likely would have perished if it wasn't for these folks.
"They aren't always the most sensible comments, but they are interesting nonetheless."
#6
Cursed_sport
Vicky Z 3 years ago
I saw a different suggestion also to have famous athletes but in different sports!! For example put Nadal to play basketball! That would be fun too!!
Anne Edwards 3 years ago
The marathon would take place for the week after closing ceremonies, all survivors will medal. Gold, Silver, Bronze and Aluminum Foil.
Rez Fidel 3 years ago
THIS. Or..Athletes at the Olympics are allowed to take whatever they want. I mean imagine Usain Bolt running on Coke, Speed and XTC... i bet he becomes ultrasonic and then vanishes inside a wormhole..haha.
commie pinkofag 3 years ago
I'm 82, morbidly obese, and have had both my feet amputated due to diabetes. I would love to nothing more than to make everyone on earth look at me in technicolor spandex.
theoneandonlynoira 3 years ago
But that would be kinda funny, like people stumbling around and breaking necks. Just hilarious. Depending on how, erm, broad your sense of humor is😁
Anthony J Cornish 3 years ago
This is a brilliant idea. Why was I the only (up)vote ? So unjust.
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Geeki Nikki 3 years ago
This would all be so entertaining! I'm for it! Well not the death part. But the rest is gold.
Adrian 3 years ago
Remember Eric Moussambani Malonga from Equatorial Guinea? He was nicknamed Eric the Eel by the media. He had never seen an Olympic-sized swimming pool before, and swam his heat of the 100m freestyle in the unprecedentedly slow time of just under two minutes - the slowest time in Olympic history by far. Moussambani even had trouble finishing the race, but he won his heat after both his competitors were disqualified due to false starts. No one remembers the disqualified swimmers, but Eric got headlines around the world.
Victorya Chase 3 years ago
I want them to go through some reality TV level training first, though. Not enough to succeed, but to make them think they will.
Human_TARDIS 3 years ago
uh you guys don’t start the hunger games pls… or the Olympic Games of Death
Saint Thomas 3 years ago
At the end of the Olympics, they should take the champion from each discipline and make them compete in a Battle Royale.
Fly_Agaric_Frog 🇺🇦 2 years ago
If I got archery: yippee a sport I'm good at! Skiing, snowboarding or swimming: nvm I'm dead.
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 years ago
To the first one, that's gym class. To the second one, that's war.
Mr. Pigeon 3 years ago
S**t..I hope that never happens if I were chosen I'd be dead with in the first five mins at some of those "sports"
Gayfroggo He/they 2 years ago
As a swimmer I would love this opportunity. Im on the bus to a meet rn.
perfect pikachu 3 years ago
Although I would not like to compete in the Olympics. I hate gym class. And im only in sixth grade so… yeah. I couldn’t get selected even if I wanted to
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Kakegurui Sandwich 3 years ago
Me, a swimmer: well half the strokes there are make it look like you’re drowning anyways so even if they got someone who could swim it would still be funny af
Jennifer Johnson 3 years ago
I had a dream where this happened. my larger-sized husband was made to join a marathon. he looked awesome in white short shorts and high knee socks. excellent dream
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
New game show (or so I think) idea: So, You Think You're Athlete Material.
Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
I would fully support this, as long as my husband does the gymnastics dance thing.
John Seidel 3 years ago
We should do governmental politics this way for 50% of all political offices. Let the experienced "public servants" and the lottery winners keep each other in line.
Sally Miller 3 years ago
What I wanna see is, after competing in their own sports, Olympians have to compete in one of the other sports, one they've never done.
Claire Armstrong 3 years ago
Oh God, if that WAS the case, I'd DEFINITELY start watching the Olympics lol! Can we just please do this? We can even do it as a separate thing and keep the "real" Olympics, if we really have to lol! It would be watched by millions worldwide lol! Someone should suggest this idea to a reality TV producer lol!
Betsy Novack 3 years ago
Any conscientious objectors or draft dodgers to Canada allowed? Can imagine a bunch of folks with six months training trying to.master the pole vault or ski jump. "He's over Poughkeepsie now. What a miraculous moment"
S 3 years ago
I LOVE THE TALENT OF EVERYONE WHO COMPETES! BUT.... OMG THIS WOULD BE AMAZING!!!!! HOW DO WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN?!? 🤔ᴴᴹ
Run 3 years ago
Just say the "I can do better than them" guys can finally have a chance to put up or shut up.
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Mikey Kliss 3 years ago
Hmm, I'd hope you could pick the sport. Like enter the drawing by picking your top 5 events
Caroline Nagel 3 years ago
This is one of the best I've ever read. It made me laugh so hard I cried! Thanks to the poster!
#7
Cursed_confusion
#8
Cursed_steve
#9
Cursed_advice
"Over the course of our history as a subreddit, we grew naturally for a long time and became a rather large community [on our own, but] then PewDiePie made his first video [about us], and we exploded in popularity," the mod recalled.
"It's been an amazing journey watching and helping grow a community like this, and having one of the largest YouTubers in the world make videos on it is pretty incredible."
#10
Cursed_coughing
#11
Cursed_family
DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago (edited)
S**t got crazier and crazier with each progressing word
#12
Cursed Afterlife
#13
Cursed_reality
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAJAHHAHAHAHAJAHSBHABDGDHDVZJEJSBXBBDKSNZNDNEBNEJD S SHELP IM HAVING A STROKE
But more members also mean more problems. "It's become more difficult to moderate a sub of such scale, and we deal with a lot of mod harassment/abuse, people who want to disrupt the flow of things and make our lives harder."
"Often, the people who decide to verbally abuse us are just angry because we removed their post/comment or banned them," the mod explained.
#15
Cursed_improvement
#16
Cursed Mri
#17
Cursed_meal
"We once even had a user who manually DMed every single moderator of our team individually with a message purely consisting of the n-word and no more."
The moderator said that every Reddit community has at least a few bad apples, but "due to the nature of our subreddit, it tends to be worse than some others."
#18
Cursed_suicide
#19
Cursed_halloween
#20
Cursed_family
#21
Cursed Hit And Run
For better or worse, the internet has become the last place where you can make such comments as few risk saying these things to people in public.
Even before the infamous incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock at the Oscars, the most dangerous thing that a comedian has to face today is offending political correctness.
#23
Cursed Slightly
#25
Cursed_bambi
Last year, Jennifer Saunders' take on the matter made headlines in the likes of Mail Online (“Jennifer Saunders says Absolutely Fabulous wouldn't be commissioned today in Britain's 'woke' culture").
The closest Saunders had come to saying that was the vague assertion that people "talk themselves out of stuff now because everything is sensitive."
But in the past, she was more direct. "People are so politically correct now," she said in 2017. "You can’t even get away [with playing] a politically incorrect character, because that is seen as being politically incorrect."
"Everyone's down on everyone for everything."
#26
Cursed Countries
#27
Cursed_sexually
#28
Cursed_cake
#29
Cursed Rolex Advice
Comedy gives us a break from everyday challenges. So if cursed comments help you to escape existential dread, who cares if you're laughing at them or not?
They're just someone's random thoughts that escaped through their fingers into the ocean of the internet without any harmful intentions. (At least I hope so.)
#30
Cursed Dad
#31
Cursed_tattoo
#32
Cursed Vagina
#33
Cursed_fish
#34
Cursed_alliance
#35
Cursed_neighbor
#36
Cursed Eau De Toilette
Limey Cheesehead 3 years ago
This made me laugh...can you imagine having to get this outfit off to pee?
#38
Cursed Birthday Party
#39
Cursed_world_tour
#40
Cursed Fightclub
#41
Cursed_vegetative State
#42
Cursed_breath
#43
Cursed_andy
#44
Cursed Oral
#45
Cursed_s**t
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago (edited)
spicy jesus yesss i laughed edit: as opposed to sweet jesus, salty and umami. i saw it on another boredpanda post
#46
Cursed_win
#47
Cursed Porn
#48
Cursed_twitter
#49
Cursed Cup .
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago (edited)
For those too young (or innocent) to understand: DO NOT GOOGLE THAT FOR YOUR OWN SANITY! Trust me on that! EDIT for those who stumble upon this and don´t know what it is about: Two girls, making out, looks hot, then they share a poop-cup. No, literally, excrement in a cup.
#50
Cursed Fox
#51
Cursed Flag
#52
Cursed_superman
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago
i’ll try and make it innocent.. because he’s so strong he literally cuts them into pieces when he picks them up
#53
Cursed Gandalf
#54
Cursed_turtles
#55
Cursed_interview
#57
Cursed War Crimes.
#58
Cursed_darkmode
#59
Cursed_sword
#60
Cursed_knife
#62
Cursed Family Love
#64
Cursed Toilet Snack
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
Drop a fake severed finger with fake blood on the floor and say "Nearly done, I will see you in a minute" and when you are finished, open the door, stick your head out and call out "Next!"
#65
Cursed_survival Game
#67
Cursed_farts
#68
Cursed_watch
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
My introvert gay neighbours finally visited me and asked what I wanted for my birthday. I was so shocked! I said "F*ck me!" It's been 3 weeks now and I still can't sit down
#69
Cursed_garfield
#70
Cursed Gun
#71
Cursed_wholesomeness
#72
Cursed_mask
#73
Cursed Psychiatrist
#74
Cursed_song
#76
Cursed_wank
#77
Cursed_strength
#78
Cursed_bullying
#79
Cursed Family
#80
Cursed_harry Potter
#81
Cursed_source Of Money
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
*Knocks out thief* "I should be able to get a lot for them on the dark web"
#82
Cursed_killing
#83
Cursed Spiderman
#84
Cursed_dana
#85
Cursed Work Avoidance
Rabbit Carrot 3 years ago
My brother once fell down a cliff and rolled under a train. He lived. Broke both his ankles though.
#86
Cursed_tent
Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago
Oh, I thought the trucks were having some private time under the covers
#88
Cursed_fall_damage
#89
Cursed Country
#90
Cursed Selfie
#91
Cursed_can_size
#92
Cursed Kindness
Elisabet Larsen 3 years ago
OMG I just died laughing. I tried this and this is the result: Florida man climbs playground equipment, allegedly yells to children about how babies are born
#93
Cursed_diarrhea
#94
Cursed_bf
#95
Cursed _tellitubies
#96
Cursed_meal
#97
Cursed_song
#98
Cursed_youtube
#102
Cursed_twins
#104
Cursed Break-Up
#105
Cursed Colour
#106
Cursed_date
#107
Cursed_cookies
#108
Cursed_proteinshake
#109
Cursed_steps
#110
Cursed_bidet
DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
That is not the direction I thought it would go and now I want to burn my retinas.
#112
Cursed_dragon
#113
Cursed_crow
#115
Cursed_shit
#116
Cursed_friggin Furries
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Not all furries like to s**t themselves while wearing diapers. Just sayin’. It’s REALLY hard to get all the feces out of fur…
#118
Cursed_bruhmoment
#119
Cursed_family Dinner
#120
Cursed_friend
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
It says f**k disney to those of you who don’t want to go trhough the effort
#121
Cursed_dad
#123
Cursed_loot
#124
Cursed_water
#127
Cursed_paralleluniverse
#128
Cursed I Dunno What To Put Here
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
That is soo thin! Terrible famine it was and the british did nothing
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Sorontur3 3 years ago
I created an account just to up vote your comment. :D
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Beth S 3 years ago
After reading these posts I don't know whether to facepalm or cry into my hands... lol
Auntriarch 3 years ago
And this is why I am here - for the comments. This one was a particularly rich seam of comedic gold. Thank you fellow Pandas
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Came for the post, stayed for everyone's comments. This is why I love BP, everyone here is awesome! I needed an ambulance at least 3 times though.
Jeff Diamond 3 years ago
This is why I absolutely love Reddit: everyone lets their personality shine, will crack a world-class joke, offer supportive advice, and give you something to think about.
ThatOneFriend15 3 years ago
Bruh was re reading cause dark humor is fun and the cut over half the stuff here
Dorothy Cloud 3 years ago
Not dark humor. I hate to see what junk was on here. I looked at 3 o4 and quit. Yes, I'm old and biased against bad language & bad stories. Sue me!!
Sorontur3 3 years ago
I created an account just to up vote your comment. :D
Load More Replies... Beth S 3 years ago
After reading these posts I don't know whether to facepalm or cry into my hands... lol
Auntriarch 3 years ago
And this is why I am here - for the comments. This one was a particularly rich seam of comedic gold. Thank you fellow Pandas
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Came for the post, stayed for everyone's comments. This is why I love BP, everyone here is awesome! I needed an ambulance at least 3 times though.
Jeff Diamond 3 years ago
This is why I absolutely love Reddit: everyone lets their personality shine, will crack a world-class joke, offer supportive advice, and give you something to think about.
ThatOneFriend15 3 years ago
Bruh was re reading cause dark humor is fun and the cut over half the stuff here
Dorothy Cloud 3 years ago
Not dark humor. I hate to see what junk was on here. I looked at 3 o4 and quit. Yes, I'm old and biased against bad language & bad stories. Sue me!!
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