Business names are the faces you show the world. A bland name like The Okayest Bar, This Is Where You Buy Food, or We Make Your Hair Shorter isn’t going to cut it in today’s consumerist environment where small businesses have to go beyond the limits of creativity to get noticed.
Sometimes, you have to be extra creative and come up with punny names for your business or product to get noticed. The funny shop signs you will find in this article are anything but ordinary!
Some people will claim that these funny shop names are a mistake. Nay! They are examples of the wittiest wits the internet and business world has to offer regarding creative branding. Which one is the funniest? Vote below for the best puns, or if you have any photos of punny store signage, share them with the rest of us in the comments!
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Bread Pitt
I’ve seen bread Pitt before in my city with the picture of young Brad Pitt holding a bread ;)
Windows On 14th Street
Marketing 10/10
I saw a Lord of the Wings when I was in Sahel, Egypt, loved the name. Sadly never got to eat there.
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Life Of Pie
The Little Restaurant That Never Grew Up
Despite the previous comment, this restaurant isn't in Greece; it is located in Queens, NY, and their food is very good.
These guys have delicious stuff. It's a pita pity they're only in Greece.
Do Funny Business Names Work?
There have been numerous studies on how a brand name can affect a business’s success. Experts have come to the mutual conclusion that customers associate the brand name with credibility and trust. Moreover, the brand name is what draws consumers in and piques their interest in exploring what the brand has to offer.
Think for yourself: which shop are you more likely to enter, the one that’s called Bakery or the one that’s called Bread Pitt? Punny names tickle your curiosity and create an expectation that the customer will enjoy the product or service of the business just as much as the name itself. Of course, a further stable relationship depends on the quality, but punny names play a significant role in establishing that first bond.
Harry Potter's Favorite Place In Town
Fish And Chips Restaurant In England
From Rock Music To Ironing
Where We're Going We Don't Need Rhododendrons
Tequila Mockingbird
I immediately thought Hunger Games with the Mockingjay.
Quite A Dangerous One This, When You’re Line Of Work Most Likely Entails Dressing Up Mutton
I LUV UR PROFILE PIC @AccioQueenFans (I love queen too tho long live Freddy Mercury)
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I'll Have Mine Lightly Battered Please
They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Said No No No
A Now Closed Down Florist In Huntington, York
Can You Use Any Pun for Funny Shop Names?
While punny names make your business or brand recognizable, make sure you’re using the proper technique to create it. Any name, especially a funny one, should be associated with something positive for the customer. And it goes without saying, your funny shop name shouldn’t be offensive! Here are some often-used pun types:
- Homophonic puns play with the phonetic similarity two or more words have while having different spellings and meanings. Example: Flour Power Bakery (play on “flower” and “flour”)
- Homographic puns make use of identical spelling, where words are pronounced differently and mean different things. Example: Lead Zeppelin Records (play on “lead” as a heavy metal and “Led Zeppelin”)
- Homonymic puns are probably the most difficult ones to master because they rely on both the spelling and the pronunciation being the same while differing in meaning. Example: Bare Bear Salon (play on “bare” and “bear”)
- Visual puns work best with pictures and are often used in logos. Example: A logo of a coffee mug with a bee flying above it, called “Brew-Bee Cafe” (play on “brew” and “bee”)
So, when opting for a funny name based on a pun for your business, consider carefully if you are using the right type of pun and whether the name you come up with is truly funny. Hopefully, the funny business name ideas we collected in this article will serve as motivation for your creativity. And now, keep on scrolling for even more funny business names!
Are You Pho Real?
I Would Like To Order Stairway To Leaven, Please
Sew It Seams
Seven Sea Of Riata
UGH. I hate it when they spell his first name wrong. It annoys me so much.
Maybe that was the owner’s name’s spelling! But, I agree. I think Freddie would agree, too!!!
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"Welcome to British Hairways where we take your safety into consideration!"
Denim Store
This Barber In Truro Has The Force On His Side
Looks Like Obama Got Into Fast-food
Kung Food
Dolce & Banana
Absolutely Phobulous
By The Way, Do You Feel Like Eating Ice Cream At The Buy The Way?
He Was A Skater Boi, She Said See You Later I'm Off To Try To Break Dfs's Market Dominance
🎶HE WAS A SKATER BOI, SHE SAID ‘SEE YOU LATER BOI’, HE WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HEEER…🎶
Eye Carumba
What About Some
Yeah but they spelled specs wrong. Even though it's a joke, use the correct spelling.
Thorassic Park
Found In Godalming
Planet Of Grapes
Wind-ow Yeah!
That Is A Place That Sells Spanish Doors
No, it's a place that puts an end to the life of Spanish doors. (Mata is one of the Spanish tenses of kill. )
Is there such a thing as spanish doors? First time hearing the diferentiation from world wide doors...
I Hope Your All Spending Valentine's Day With Your...
@phillip khan-panni stop being a grammar nazi
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i live in america but i thought i saw a picture of a 'jack the chipper' in britain
https://dynamic-media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/29/77/97/8e/yummy-food.jpg?w=1400&h=800&s=1
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Take It Easy And Go To The Tech It Easy
Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner
•meanwhile in the other side of the store/restaurant (whatever this is)• *you see someone named "flightless ice bird" stealing all the fish*
Master Beef
Barber Streisand
It Certainly Wood
Wouldn't it be lovely if we could spend all our lives looking those?? Loll
Bamboleo, Bamboleo
There is a world music band called the "gypsy kings". And one of their popular songs is called "bamboleo".
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This is actually a pun, it's japanese and "miachelsoft" is from that japanese think "miachel" is a very common name, and binbows comes from binbo, cheap. They were selling cheap, "american" computer parts. Source: an amazing video by nick robinson (https://youtu.be/yDzAAjzbV5g). Original image from the blog "alfs room")! Hope I've enlightened your day :-) .
Fuckoffee, Drink Tea
That’s Not Poor. Simple, Yes. But It’s Complete
U do realize tycoon is a type of game...... It has nothing to do with racoons
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A New Donut Shop Opened Up In Town. My Friend Didn't Get Their Name At First
Das Wok
Pizza Huh
Pour Boy
"cause its easy come, easy go, little high, little low"
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With all of those customers, they'll have to rope off the entrance and admit only small parties at a time. Maybe they should drop the "a*s" from their burgers.
"Bad burgers" isn't much better, though. But, I guess it does beat "bad ass-burgers" which is how it might sound, if you hear the name, rather than read it. I don't think they can win.
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Somehow I
Cash22
You'll Like This One
Elvis Has Left The Building
For Great Expectations
Spotted Yesterday In Swindon
Cash In, Cash Out
This Chip Shop At A Railway Station Near Warrington Is One Of My Favourites
no, in germany you would say "pläs" and even so the english pronunciation is. It's a very flat fish (german translation is "flunder", by the way)
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Happy Dance After Fish And Chips In Fishcotheque
Hindenburger
Literally
After looking at it with fresh eyes I understand that it's a pun on Amy Winehouse, a person.
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It's not the name itself, but the font style. And of course the first letters are the same as Walt Disney.
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Mine, too. I love the movie (the old one, of course).
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Best Steam In Town
Sunbucks In Shanghai
Mcdnoald's
Classic In Blackpool
Well Well Well
Ah, The Piece De Resistance!
British Lbs.
Sorry If Someone Posted It Already
Lynn We Need More Toner
Fish And Chips
Woofs A Daisy
Zhujiang New Town, Guangzhou
Pugs & Kisses
Brim Full Of Rasher
There's a song called Brimful of Asha, it's a good song if you want to check it out 😊
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Will You Get This British Humour?
OMG ok this is funny, I'm so sorry if you get this one!!! Aaah lol
Oh. My. God. I am not British so I had to Google this. For those that don’t get it. It is apparently a play on the slang ‘meat and two veg’ that’s talking about male privates. Think twig and berries. 😉
No, and there's only one U in humor. At least I now know that Brits eat something other than just fish and chips... although it may be the only edible thing in England.
Flat Boy Skim Plastering
Good Name Is Important For A Shop
The Swastika really adds that bit of extra humour to number 87? Why didn't they use something original like "Paedophiles" then we could all have a laugh? Disgusting!!
The flat grey background alone would be a massive improvement! Where on earth is this?
WTAF??? Is it run by nazis? Or just someone stupid? (Or, stupid in ways OTHER than being a nazi, which is pretty stupid.)
There exists a Thai restaurant in my hometown called Thai Dee and it's always in my mind when these kinds of lists pop up. Also, this chain of all you can eat soup and salad restaurants that I always thought of as one of my favorite places to eat before the pandemic forced them to close down (for all intents and purposes, since there are maybe two or three left total) is/was called Souper Salad. Sigh, I miss that place sooooooooo much.
Tattoo shop in Lakenheath, Suffolk called "Grin And Wear It"
Another good one would be a pho resturant, like burger king, it would be pho king
It's sad that so many people all over the world idolize Hollywood so much, considering what a bad influence it is. Still, I appreciate that I haven't seen the same posts all over the internet for a decade. Even if it isn't funny, it's refreshing to see something new online.
There exists a Thai restaurant in my hometown called Thai Dee and it's always in my mind when these kinds of lists pop up. Also, this chain of all you can eat soup and salad restaurants that I always thought of as one of my favorite places to eat before the pandemic forced them to close down (for all intents and purposes, since there are maybe two or three left total) is/was called Souper Salad. Sigh, I miss that place sooooooooo much.
Tattoo shop in Lakenheath, Suffolk called "Grin And Wear It"
Another good one would be a pho resturant, like burger king, it would be pho king
It's sad that so many people all over the world idolize Hollywood so much, considering what a bad influence it is. Still, I appreciate that I haven't seen the same posts all over the internet for a decade. Even if it isn't funny, it's refreshing to see something new online.
