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50 Wild, Weird, And Cringy TikTok Moments That Will Forever Exist As Screenshots Online (New Pics)
If you step anonymously into the electrifying vortex of TikTok, where its algorithms still haven't figured you out and are throwing a wide variety of content at your screen, you instantly understand just how wacky, whimsical, and even concerning it is.
From gravity-defying dancers to social-norms-smashing couch philosophers, the rollercoaster ride through this virtual wonderland is simply unpredictable. Anything and everything is possible here.
However, don't worry if you're interested in the platform as an anthropological study but don't want to get your device dirty. You can still get an idea of what it looks like from the inside thanks to the Twitter account 'Wild TikToks'. It shares screenshots from the app that perfectly portray its chaotic nature.
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𖤐 a m y 𖤐 2 years ago
it’s more funny ig. if you haven’t noticed, bp isn’t the best with titles lol. also i upvoted you cause you were asking a legit question.
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Pink Princess 2 years ago
Lol. I don't believe in God and I go to a Catholic school. So many kids at my school don't believe in God
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Got news for you. Chances are that a sizable number of your teachers don't either.
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unknown 2 years ago
This is all too common... Dogs are gross and eat underwear, tampons, diapers and baby wipes more often than you want to know! I've experienced this scenario once first hand, but it's always so uncomfortable going over those things with the client afterwards (for everyone involved).
A P 2 years ago
An old coworker of mine had some little Chihuahua or Jack Russell type thing that would constantly try to eat used tampons. Ugh. No idea how it survived
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Persephone 2 years ago
The vet is not the unhinged person here. I'd be grateful for my dog being alive and then packing me and my dogs stuff and leaving my partner tho for sure!
David Schauer 2 years ago
I actually know a couple that something very similar happened to. Turned out he was banging her bff
One of the reasons why there's so much colorful content on TikTok is its sheer size. The app now has 150 million monthly active users in the United States alone, CEO Shou Chew confirmed. When you have this many people, some of them will naturally surprise you. It's a mathematical guarantee.
However, concerns over TikTok remain abundant. A growing number of lawmakers in the US and other countries are talking about its ties to China through its parent company, ByteDance.
#3
Marcos Valencia 2 years ago
Oh, boy! You missed the week when they made paper on arts & crafts.
Osprey 2 years ago
That is what you got out of this? How paper is or isnt made?
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Rabbit Of ill Portent 2 years ago
Hey how were you able to get those cute lil stars by your username? I would very much like to embellish my username as well ☺️
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Herbie S. 2 years ago
My older sisters put me in a tractor tire and rolled me down a hill. To be fair, it was kind of fun.
Rilmar 2 years ago
As kids, my sister and I would play a game called the avalanche. We'd pile up all pillows, duvets, blankets etc on the edge of my bed and push it down, and fall with it, pretending we were in an avalanche. One time while doing that, I pushed my sister and she hit the metal note stand (we both went to a music school as kids). She ended up with a broken arm. It was shortly before her first communion, too
Mocha The Lion 2 years ago
ooh were doing this now? im a twin so idk if it counts but once when my and my sister where riding our bikes (we where like 7 at the time i should mention) and so my sister saw a truck and was like, "it would be a good idea to try and race it" it wasnt. so we raced it, [thank god we where on the sidewalk and not the road] but anyways to get to the point we crashed into each other and she rolled her bike over my head after i fell down [might not be here to this day if it wasnt for my trusty frozen helmet] and now theres a giant mark on my old helmet bcz a 7 year old ran over it with a bike, we both got hurt, i think we both scraped our hands and knees, luckily our parents where like 20 feet behind us tho, lol good times
</3 2 years ago
my (at the time) eighteen year old brother roundhouse kicked me in the face when we were waiting for my mom outside of her car. it's cuz i was in karate and he wanted to show how he was better lol
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
My brother decided to play chicken with me by just yelling chicken and running at me. His shoulder hit my face and broke my glasses. He did this right in front of my mum and stepdad.
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Grace <3 2 years ago (edited)
me and my sister were little, i was 5 and she was seven. our room wasn't very big so we had a bunk bed and about 5 ft away from it there was a dresser parallel to it, that was about 2 1/2 ft tall. we had tucked a blanket under the top bunk mattress and closed the other ends into the top drawers. we were sliding our barbies down it like a slide, and then suddenly my sister had a genius idea. she said "hey, you're small. try sliding down." We thought it would be cool, and she promised to hold the blanket on top of the bed. long story short, she let go, I smashed my collarbone into the top of the dresser, and bruised it. I was so close to shattering my collar bone. i got so lucky. sister love ❤
Persephone 2 years ago
If I caught my kids doing this, I would question my choice to not use a condom... also they make safety sensors for this type of stuff.
TikTok acknowledged to CNN that federal officials are demanding the app’s Chinese owners sell their stake in the social media platform, or risk facing a US ban on the app. (In 2020, when the Trump administration made a similar threat, TikTok said it had 100 million US users.)
“Now, this comes at a pivotal moment for us,” Chew said. “Some politicians have started talking about banning TikTok, now this could take TikTok away from all 150 million of you.”
#6
Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
No, but imagine you get home so exhausted and suddenly there's this other stranger child just standing there wanting food too lol
#7
fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago
Yeah, it's much better to do it late at night
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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
I worry about that all the time... Well, not always.. Actually maybe once or twice - but only because Tuesday is my lucky day.
Stephen Hutchison 2 years ago
Uh. Yeah no. It's easy to count backward and forward. Yes, it IS an arbitrary name for the day, but we have this thing called "writing" and this other thing called "math" that lets us figure this out. And we've had them for over 2000 years. And "Tuesday" or "Tiwsdag" isn't that old.
Chris D'Asta 2 years ago
Truth. Beyond that don't trust what time they tell you it is. Clocks lie.
#8
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
the only candidate i would vote for, and i dont even listen to taylor swift
Sophia Athene 1 year ago
I can't stand Taylor Swift (to each their own, ok?) BUT I would vote for her over over a few would be presidents. And I'm not kidding! I wish Dwayne Johnson would actually run for prez like in his TV show. Bet that man would win hands down. If not, it'd be VERY entertaining. I think I'll alternate their names as write-ins (for different campaigns, not illegally voting more than once).
In March, Chew faced four-and-a-half hours of questioning at a US congressional hearing. From both Democrats and Republicans, there was no let-up. A spokesperson for TikTok said afterward the politicians were "grandstanding". But between the sometimes frustratingly verbose questioning, there were a few takeaways.
For example, there was criticism of TikTok from Republicans and Democrats, and the level of distrust and skepticism from all sides was stark. "Welcome to the most bipartisan committee in Congress," said Republican congressman Buddy Carter.
It was really interesting to see so many politicians - who agree on practically nothing - agreeing wholeheartedly that TikTok was a security threat. But the company later complained that not enough time had been spent focusing on the platform's measures to keep data safe.
#9
Stephan Daudt 2 years ago
I think it's just because you haven't found the right castle yet. I'm sure there is one in Alabama owned by 2 rich cousins
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#11
Michael Largey 2 years ago
"But by process of elimination, then dishonesty is the second-best policy!" - George Carlin
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ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
storytime: when I started waiting tables, I called for more fries to be dropped by our kitchen and one line cook shouted "f**k your fries!" After our rush I went up to him and was like "hey man, is it not the wait staff's responsibility to let you know when we're low on fries? I was told that was on us to communicate but if we need to do something different, just let me know. Don't want to step on your toes." And he was just like "oh, no man, keep doing that, I'm just a d**k."
Blue Chambers 2 years ago
I honestly find it more impressive that she 1. Has complete self awareness 2. Knows she is a terrible person and 3. Doesn't give a c**p
#12
Blue Chambers 2 years ago
To be fair it is more fun to just let him know that his mom's shift at Bottom's Up start at midnight and the lap dances are dirt cheap.... but its kind of a one time thing.
Load More Replies... the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
me going out in public and having major anxiety because idk if im gonna accidentally say a slur or if i have a dirt smudge that looks like a hate symbol on my shirt 😀 OVERTHINKER GANG UNITE
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
I spent about 10 minutes today on a 3 sentence email to a vendor. I had to delete a sentence so many times because it was very difficult expressing my frustration professionally. I did manage it eventually but man was it hard to find the appropriate thing to say
Also, ByteDance (TikTok's parent company) engineers in China have access to some US data. Mr. Chew kept talking about a "Project Texas", a proposal that will see it store all data in the US under the watch of American firm Oracle.
However, Project Texas is not fully operational. And Mr. Chew confirmed that engineers at ByteDance do have access to data. "We rely on global interoperability, Chinese engineers have access to data," he said.
It was an admission that politicians kept coming back to. Their point was that if data can be accessed by engineers in China, it's hard to see how the Chinese government couldn't also access it.
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Nonexistent Shoelace 2 years ago
Yes. I was horrified, I couldn't figure out what was wrong with my eyes which just made me cry more.
Old Roadie 2 years ago
In the 1960s, we were told Preparation H is useful for shrinking those bags under your eyes. Then again, we were told to do stuff like iron our hair and go sit in parks and have love ins with random people while getting high.
Patty Corbett 2 years ago
Truthfully, I have heard models use this trick, so I assume that it works, but who knows.
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Sophia Athene 1 year ago
Props for Rio. Loved that movie and it tore me up for weeks! I'm a former bird owner of parakeets, lovebirds, and an Amazon parrot. Destroyed me when my Amazon died (long story short, he's a rescue who contracted human TB before we adopted him). So watching Rio a few years after was so beautiful and heart wrenching.
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BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they) 2 years ago
so I saw your pfp and I have the need to tell you that the US Target pride collection this year has a light pink crop top that says live laugh lesbian. I seriously want it personally and I'm not lesbian lmao
Load More Replies... the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
no no dont do that the plant needs love do not abuse your plant
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꧁༒🄱🄾🅁🄴🄳🄿🄰🄽🅃🄷🄴🅁༒꧂ 2 years ago
ikr if i did that it would be the first time i would have received a text like that :(
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Marcos Valencia 2 years ago
Enjoy the moment... there's always time for dismantling governments.
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
at this rate, it's gonna dismantle itself, so better get comfy :) (i am not a federal agent)
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rullyman 2 years ago
The UK police actually did this with activists. It was called the Spycops scandal. They had undercover cops infiltrate environmental activist groups, and some of them even fathered children with the women in those groups they were spying on. It was horrendous.
AnnaRachelle 2 years ago
I am from the UK and I have never heard of this,I would love to learn more. What year was this please?
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Ezra_The_Elf 2 years ago
bro my lover is helping me dismantle the government ( for legal reasons this is a joke )
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
That's all you need to do to get a faithful woman? S**t government will be shut down by next week.
Brightly 2 years ago
I assumed it was the woman trying to overthrow the government and they sent a guy to distract her.
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boone williams 2 years ago
If I had a nickel for every time that's happened, I'd have two nickels, which isn't much, but it's strange that it happened twice.
Stephan Daudt 2 years ago
Count yourself lucky. Everyone is spied on by the government. Not everyone gets benefits paid by the government.
Mr. Chew's arguably least successful defense was his attempt to distance TikTok from ByteDance.
By any definition, the Chinese company owns TikTok. (Mr. Chew himself used to be ByteDance's chief financial officer.) When initially asked, he didn't want to say whether he owned shares in ByteDance. Pressed by lawmakers, he eventually confirmed that did, but tried to downplay the connection.
China's government says it would oppose any US plan to force ByteDance to sell TikTok, something authorities are reportedly considering.
#17
Ishaan Sawant 2 years ago
why is no one taking about the stepdad sitting out there in pitch darkness
Ephemeral Mochi 2 years ago
and he didn't react at all when the door opened
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Susan Bosse 2 years ago
This happened to my best friend in high school ('86 ish) with my grandmother. Tammy came screaming back to my room and then we ran to my parent's room dying laughing/mortified. My poor grandmother never mentioned it (Alzheimers). When Tammy's grandmother died about 6-7 years ago, I responded to her Facebook post and she replied "I'm sorry you never got to sit on her." Hahahahaha
Susan Bosse 2 years ago
And I just sent her screenshots of the post and my response. Lmao
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DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago
Seriously though, Muhammad really was the most popular name in the world for a very long time! I'm not finding that to be the case any longer however
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
Say, “I’m so sorry, what’s your name again?” And when they answer, say “no I meant your last name” that way you have their full name and they won’t be as angry
Angry Unicorn 2 years ago (edited)
Just mumble or mutter a name. No need to thank me for the life hack.
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago (edited)
I had the family over for dinner one Sunday, there were probably about 10 of us. My brother accidentally called his then wife by his ex wife's name. He apologized profusely, only making the situation worse. My husband piped up with "That's why I call all my women Baby", which of course made everyone laugh & broke the tension, but I certainly didn't envy him THAT car ride home. (She was a psycho b*tch & I was THRILLED when he divorced her).
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stupidMonkey 2 years ago
This is how I got out of monkey prison. I know he though I was a gorilla but I'm big for my age. And now I work at the Target in that mall.
Jack Harris 2 years ago
You know what's really evil? Take three pigs, paint the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on their backs, release them into a shopping mall, and watch security try to find the third pig!
Persephone 2 years ago
This is in no masculine, but the visual is funny, terrifying, and wrong all at the same time. I feel bad for laughing at the "Family Guy" type image I now have in my head...
Stephen Hutchison 2 years ago
Uh. That''s not actually a masculine urge, that's a paranoid-schizoid intrusive ideation.
#20
Hellcaste's Wife 2 years ago
You poke the bull, you get the horns...just sayin'. I'm petty enough I'd totally do this, and I'm almost 50! LOL
At one point in the hearing, Mr. Chew was asked by congresswoman Nanette Barragán, a Democrat, whether or not his own children used TikTok.
He said they didn't because they live in Singapore and in that country, the app for children younger than 13 is not available. However, he did add that the children's version of the app is available in the US, and he would let his children use it if they were in America.
#21
Blue Chambers 2 years ago
People like her make me realize why serial killers are so successful
Natalie H 2 years ago
Helllooo!! She left with a Random Stranger, why is she surprised? She’s lucky he didn’t take her to an isolated house in the woods.
Rabbit Of ill Portent 2 years ago
I, too, am suspicious of the validity of this one ...
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Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
The burning question is did she get an Easter basket? I mean, all that drama and no chocolate bunny? Screw this, I'm out.
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Mocha The Lion 2 years ago
idk what cookies are but i accept them all to bcz like uhhhm okay gurly
🦕 AroAce Dinosaur 🦕 2 years ago
Saymee i never took the time to look up what cookies even are like YES MAYUM i will absolutely take your cookies!! Still don't know what they are plz help? 🙃
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Gøøse 2 years ago
They do things like help the website remember your computer or the user. I strongly advise you to decline them.
Load More Replies... stupidMonkey 2 years ago
Pro Tip: if you hit F12 on chrome and hit the application tab you can sit back and look at all of your delicious cookies with a smug smile on your face ;)
#23
Julie Snelling 2 years ago (edited)
What's he complaining about it's the only certificate I ever got and I'm damn proud!
#24
freakingbee (they/them) 2 years ago
or like your little brother believes every yt video or short
two-sided llama 2 years ago
but but I can press ctrl shift qq for my computer to spawn unicorns I SAW IT ON YT TO IT HAS TO BE TRUE
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Mr. Chew generally pulled his punches. On the whole, he didn't fight back at Congress but there were moments where he did push back, and effectively so.
When quizzed on TikTok's use of user data, he said: "With all due respect, American companies don't have a great track record with data … Just look at Facebook and Cambridge Analytica," which, you have to admit, was a reasonable point to make.
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three pans in a trench coat 2 years ago
lol my mom (who got divorced before my sister and i were born) would tell my bi sister that being gay is a sin and once she shot back with "well getting divorced is a sin too"
Stannous Flouride 2 years ago
Like the Biggest Loser who cheated on two of his pregnant wives with others and stood in front of a church he'd never been in holding a book he'd never read.
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
My ex's father dislike the fact that the ex and I lived together without being married. He alleged to be devout. I reminded him he was on his 3rd marriage, then said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." You can imagine how well that was received.
Mimi777 2 years ago
Sounds like someone I know who was complaining about gay people being shown on tv and movies because “well being gay is a sin!” I asked her isn’t adultery a sin too? She cheated on her husband with two different men. I’m sick of her s**t and don’t hesitate to call her out on her bigotry.
Lene 2 years ago
I never even got to that point with my dad's wife. She was once talking with my grandma about how awful she found it that Muslim girls had to have a scarf on. So I butted in and told her that according to the New Testament (I think it was) a woman should also wear a scarf when praying because the only thing worse than a scarfless woman praying is a bald woman praying. She looked at me in horror and since then I have been called a Satanist by her many times and I was forbidden to talk to my little brother about his confirmation because I'd just talk him out of it. Because I'm a Satanist. Thinks the woman who doesn't even own a Bible. 🤣
#26
Superninjatiger 2 years ago
She might have hallucinated it for 30 seconds but thinking it's gone 20 minutes tho.
#27
Emma London 2 years ago
Well if you are certain, then better call. Better risk looking like a fool than risk someone dying because it wasn't your business!
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Stephen Hutchison 2 years ago
I'm SURE she won't feel your face and then punch you or get the cops on you for stalking.
At the moment, it doesn't look like TikTok is going anywhere. Whatever your thoughts on the app, you can still securely sneak a peek at its content through Bored Panda's earlier publications on ‘Wild TikTok Screenshots’ here, here, and here.
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Violet1854 2 years ago
This has been in my thoughts. Not in such a way but would I like to have a guy/girl near me constantly or in my house. That would get really uncomfortable
Coolwhip 2 years ago
My fiance went on a guys trip and I have never loved being alone so much. I feel like I haven't been alone with my thoughts in 10 years, but we have only been together for 3 lol.
Load More Replies... Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
I do the following: 1. plan a certain hour time slot when he's not home so I may break down in peace. (2.) Master the silent cry so when I know he's asleep I can just cry into my pillow. (3.) Cry in the shower with my music playing. Or (4.) let him see me cry anyway because he'll always offer me free cuddles and snacks.
Niki A 2 years ago
Look, if it isn't a spouse, it's likely to be some random pet you have. Come to think of it, I frequently have to move pets to get in the bed....
MichelleDonut 2 years ago
You learn to cry silently because either you love your spouse and don't want to disturb their sleep, or you know your spouse isn't going to comfort you anyways so it's better to just be "alone." Or, you actually go cry in another room. This has been my experience from 2 marriages, anyway. YMMV.
Thom Serveaux 2 years ago
This person seems to think "marriage" is when a random new guy gets assigned to you every day
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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
I've actually BURNT OUT MELANCHOLIA sometimes by playing my favorite songs all night long. The next day, I'm cured. My brain is wired to get high through music.
BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they) 2 years ago
oh my gosh this is how I burn out from musicals lol. I'll get obsessed with one and then play the album for days straight and not really listen to anything else, then I'll have the whole thing memorized and I just forget what music I liked to listen to beforehand. This has happened multiple times. This is why I'm thankful for playlists lol
Load More Replies... Manny Heffley 2 years ago
I think of animated scenarios of tv show characters singing when im listening to music💀
Janet Martinez 2 years ago
Oh my gosh!! I thought I was the only one who did this! It's so hard to explain to others cuz they think it's weird but it's the only way I listen to music😅
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Old Roadie 2 years ago
At least you won't have to sing the wrong lyrics for 10 years 🎶 “These ants are my friends, they’re blowin’ in the wind” 🎶
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Tee Wallace 2 years ago
As long as you promise to say something le..."this is Edna, she's not with us anymore" then when they start getting really upset say "I know she refuses to eat at IHOP since the last waitress ruined her waffle by adding the syrup BEFORE the butter
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
im old already. i overthink everything but i still embarrass myself in public, and all i can think about when im watching stuff is "ahh young (still older than me), happy, picturesque love... that's never gonna last" or "uugh that refrigerator looks ghastly" or something idk. AND MY BACK HURTS. IM IN MY TEENS. MAKE IT STOP
Chris D'Asta 2 years ago
John Mullaney would do this and he looks younger than Joseph Gordon Levitt.
#32
Marcellus II 2 years ago
I fear to think what these signs are... "You like both books and cars" or something unhinged like that.
A Wild Bean 2 years ago (edited)
I've seen these kinds of videos, and it's kind of insulting tbh... they act like being bi is just a funny lil quirk or something (and yeah, I can be a pretty stereotypical bi sometimes, but that doesn't mean every single bi on the planet cuffs their jeans and lives off of iced coffee, lemon bars, and frog memes)
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Ace 2 years ago
Like all those online Quizzes:"Are you gay?" starting with a question about whether you're attracted to men or women...
Mysteria 2 years ago
Kinda unrelated but I sometimes get bored and take quizzes like “Would I be a good mother?” and one of them started with asking my gender, as in only boy or girl.
Load More Replies... Matthew Smyth 2 years ago
sign no. 1: you have 29.46% lebanese-nepali heritage but live in new york. sign no. 2: the only books you read are in braille sign no. 3: you only listen to designer silent french penguin punk rock music sign no. 4: you are bisexual
Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶 1 year ago
The quizzes: you are gay if you like Beyoncé or smth stupid like that ⚠️no hate to lgbq community or queen Bey, this is just an example I made up.⚠️ my point was they are irrelevant questions
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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago (edited)
We need a morally and economically just society where no one protects the abusive adult at the expense of the child - because this has happened in poor and rich families.
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Nick Curtis 2 years ago
ahh yes cause "he will get in trouble" is definitely the best excuse for letting child abuse go on
tabithapaquette98 2 years ago
Your family sucks! He should not have touched your sister! Good for you!
#34
Con O Cuinn 2 years ago
This turned out to be a problem in her own head. She brought it up, he offered to have somebody else do the interview which she refused. And I think she got the job anyway. A complete non issue. She probably doesn't realise the average guy gets ghosted so often that she wasn't memorable.
ERIKA H. 2 years ago
I saw this on tiktok. I think it has turned out he didn't lol
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Chris D'Asta 2 years ago (edited)
The literal source of existential angst. The human condition.
Ash 2 years ago
*resists replying with Victorian poetry on this precise subject* lol
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 2 years ago
I don't hold a grudge, but I am still pleased to note that the people I went to high school with are dying in the right order.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Yeah I recall 3 people when we were in our early 30's that died and it was harsh; one girl from aggressive late stage breast cancer, one guy fell off a mountain and one guys body was found in the woods after an overdose (presumably).
Ash 2 years ago
In the first 10 years after we graduated, 5 members of my high school class died, and there were only 240 of us to begin with.
Ash 2 years ago
There was a game of russian roulette, a murder, a couple of car accidents... and don't forget the kid from the class behind us that died in a shootout with the police! And this isn't a particularly violent area!!!
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꧁༒🄱🄾🅁🄴🄳🄿🄰🄽🅃🄷🄴🅁༒꧂ 2 years ago
yeah and ummmmm depending where he was sitting, his body cam might have picked them up too 😬
Load More Replies... Coolwhip 2 years ago
Some bars or authorities will accept a picture if you don't have the real thing.
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I was wondering that, then remembered I had to take one for my online application for a working with children's check. I don't know if I kept it though as it seems like a hacker could use it if they accessed your photos. Wouldn't have thought it was considered legal for a cop to accept that as it would be harder to verify it was real, but in this day and age I guess digital laws have changed things. In Australia if we don't have our license when pulled over we just have to go to a police station with it within 10 days.
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Charley128 2 years ago
Stored on your phone because you never know when a B00B picture is necessary?
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the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
uughh another thing. dont say "do it for me" or anything like that. it's triggering because of the pressure and guilt it adds. dont make it about you.
Gh0st! 2 years ago
I want to write something because I have so much to say but I can't think and can't see because tears are blocking my eyes and my arms are stinging and I just need a friend what is wrong with me
BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they) 2 years ago
hey it'll be okay! I'm right here, you can always talk to me. I understand a lot more things than I should lol
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Nayla Kanaan 2 years ago
Guys if I’m wrong please don’t downvote me just tell me I’m autistic so I’m terrible at social ques and norms and stuff but I always figured that if you see something you should at least check or talk to an adult or something like I once saw a classmate with very thin about two inch long red lines on their leg sort of like scratches but they were very organized and symmetrical and such so I talked to my mom about what I should do
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Absolutey fine in my opinion for you to talk to your mum about it if unsure. It wouldn't be good if you went up to the person, especially in front of others, to question them about it. It might be okay if you spoke to them one on one, if you know them well, but humans are weird and the social norms aren't always set in stone so it must be difficult for people who are neurodiverse (and even often people who aren't) to know how to judge the situation. If you are really concerned and don't know the person well maybe you could mention it to the welfare coordinator or equivalent person at school and they can work out if there is cause for concern and speak to the person themself.
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Mocha The Lion 2 years ago
neither where my and my sister, our parents wernt planing on having kids, instead they got twins!
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
neither was my sister, but obviously she was wanted enough to actually have her. My youngest brother was planned 'so she had someone to play with' the next year, which I felt was ironic since he had a physical disability which meant he couldn't play with her in the sense of running and jumping around.
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 2 years ago
There is a large chance if she missed the appointment that it means you were meant to be born because she changed her mind, otherwise she would have made a new one.
Carlye Piparato 2 years ago
My mother had 2 backroom abortions and couldn’t go through it a 3rd time. So she had me. Shoe told me this when I was 13. Life with her? I wish she’d gotten that 3rd abortion….
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Chris D'Asta 2 years ago
Can we, as a human race, decide to do away with lying? Brothers. Sisters. Let's make this happen. Please?
LinkTheHylian 2 years ago
Nope. Not all lies are bad. They can bring a little bit of hope to someone dying of a terminal illness, give confidence to a person starting a new job, and cause your girlfriend to take you to have your hearing tested when you lie about why you didn't answer if her a*s looked big in whatever she's wearing. (Just kidding, ladies. You look great in everything but darkness. This does not apply to goths.)
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Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
Sometimes it just happens- like someone will say “have you heard those song?” And I just say “Yeah- wait, no. Why did I say yes?”
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
My psycho, toxic sister Tiesa. Haven't (willingly) spoken to that crazy b*tch in 25+ years. Her as$ id certifiable.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Some of the kids at work are like this, but since they are kids I just smile and agree. Adults doing it though, I don't understand.
Ash 2 years ago
I had a roommate who told me that she and her mother had been invited to Charles and Camilla's wedding (why not the rest of the family??) because her mother was a descendant of a knight of the garter (there are THOUSANDS of such descendants), but they decided not to go (yeah, knowing this girl and her mom, that would never happen) because "they didn't approve of charles and camilla's relationship". 🙄
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
How far is considered raising it? I usually do it at door handle height, as it's most comfortable.
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Tee Wallace 2 years ago
Anyone interested check out the guy who got into a motorcycle accident and had to get his leg amputated....I'll leave it at that but just know his friend was a chef
boone williams 2 years ago
My wife thought this sounded like a good idea, and because we had twins, there was a lot of it. I think she had 2 capsules and the rest may still be in the freezer 9 years later. (She hates taking pills)
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
My step sister ate it, at least from the first baby, but I have no idea how many pills that equates to
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That's part of the baby, by the way. So it could be considered revenge for said baby "eating" you for nine months ... so far ...
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
No, Megan - I think you're the one who's gone a little bit "crazy".
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Violet1854 2 years ago
Good that you broke up, if he could change his views and what he stands for this fast
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
wow, im glad he broke up with you. that right there is a fake-a*s bf who pretends to be a good person to get what he wants.
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Marcellus II 2 years ago
But that would lead to animal testing, and the animals always get nervous and randomly tick boxes that's why I'm against animal testing in research.
Stannous Flouride 2 years ago
And most dogs are so eager to please that they tick ALL the boxes.
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Nah I tried this with my dog and he started picking up some very foul language from the dogs around the block... they don't have a censor so they say the most inappropriate things at the worst times.... I'm gonna have to vote no
sofacushionfort 2 years ago
Great. Another reason I can give my cat to look at me like I’m an idiot
Stephen Hutchison 2 years ago
Because baby humans have human brains that are pre-programmed to grow a section that does language. Animals generally do NOT. And even apes can't talk because their throats aren't structured for it. Which is why they taught some of them sign language. Which they didn't do all that good a job with, but that's because they lack the sophisticated language center. And if you have seen twins develop their own language, you know it isn't just YOU teaching THEM. They're actively seeking this out.
Kobe (she) 2 years ago
Time for someone to give her a kitten or puppy asap. I want to see that live stream.
Lynn Morello 2 years ago
Because Boy friends and husbands already know how, they just don't want to follow the rules.
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unknown 2 years ago
I'm giving you an upvote because, you know, historically and statistically you're right. Although without marriage, there's no adultery (in Christianity based religion), so your fine to not even need the prayer bit🙄
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mysterious(all pronouns) 2 years ago
I'm not saying this is more or less the plot of The Crucible, but this is more or less the plot of The Crucible.
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Wayne Gossman 2 years ago
Why not have a little party with some cupcakes and a song? All a 4 year old (and really anyone else) needs is to be told they are special.
BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they) 2 years ago
yea. Just by some mini cupcakes and sing a song. Obviously we don't know these people's situation but you don't even have to buy presents and stuff to celebrate. I wouldn't mind not getting anything for a birthday if we didn't have the money. Especially if I was younger, I don't think I would have noticed a difference
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 2 years ago
If she's 4, she will know, or at least keep bugging you all year about when it is so save yourself the torment and just have it anyway. All she needs is a cheap cake and a song, everything else is just set dressing. When I was growing up we had a rule that every second year was a 'big' party rather than a 'small' one. What that constituted was redefined each year though. Until I was in high school, a small party was 2 friends and a cake. Later, when we had a bit more money it was up to 4 friends sleeping over. Big parties still had a limit on guests. All our parties were at home or a park, except my 12th, where we went to a pool first. None of this lavish bought cake, entertainers, playcentres etc. I feel like my parties meant more than the ones like that, as mum had to put more time and effort into making all the food herself, organising games etc.
Jessica Bertram 2 years ago (edited)
... your handle is Flizash and you are making fun of the fact that a person types like they talk? 😬
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Cindy Brick 2 years ago
Trust me -- any little kid at least 3 1/2 years old KNOWS when her birthday is....or at least has a really good idea of which month it's in. You don't have to tell her.
Florence O'Grady 2 years ago
Cake and ice cream, both from the frozen food section, in the grocery store. Remember the birthday candles. One good child's book and a kid level board game. The time you spend reading the book and playing the board game with your child will be the best part of the gift.
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two-sided llama 2 years ago
already on it (wont be great hard to play banjos with llama hands)
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AnnaRachelle 2 years ago
This has just happened to someone I know. She was sent a short clip of her ex and his new girlfriend having set. Was the new girlfriend who sent it...vile..
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago (edited)
One of my all time grocery store, "OH HELL no, you did NOT just cut in front of me" moments. I just wasn't having it. I pulled the lady's cart out of the line & informed her that she needed to go to the BACK. She starts screaming at me (which always surprises me, I look like a former Marine who could kill you 72 ways without leaving a mark, but I digress). I stood back and delivered: Listen up, you double digit IQ'd, inbred hillbilly redneck fat F*CKING B*TCH. You best get OUT my way, 'fore somethin' bad happens to ya". She was livid, but by now her cart was in an empty aisle & she realized she had no choice. I had about 7 full ones behind me. Karma's a b*tch, honey. And so am I.
Al Padilla 1 year ago
That's why there's no forensic pathology in Alabama: No dental records (or teeth) and all the genes are the same....
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David H 2 years ago
person made a homophobic comment, and to cover it up they told everyone they were lesbian. Now the person pretends to be lesbian to keep up the act, but is a heterosexual person in private. Follow the plot people, it's like a bad c-list movie
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BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they) 2 years ago
yeaaa. Homophobic jokes are already really bad.. but PRETENDING to be part of the LGBTQ+ community? rubs me the wrong way. (experimenting and questioning is valid)
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Show thyself 2 years ago
Why didn't they just declared themself bi, or, even better, apologized?
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago (edited)
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I've been giggling for 6 minutes straight. :) :) :) :) :) :)
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Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
I just checked (never needed to use it before tbh) and I have it as well... 🥶
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2WheelTravlr 2 years ago
It's easy, just a few simple steps. 1. Go back in time and help Tesla invent Wireless Power. 2. Return to present, make a phone that utilizes this invention. 3. Profit!
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Ginger Ghost 2 years ago
ngl this is a feature on Samsung and possibly on Apple, u can use another phone to wirelessly charge your phone
Huddo's sister 2 years ago (edited)
I was about to say this. There were a heap of ads for it about 4 years ago.
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Samantha Mannion 2 years ago
I have this feature on my s22 note pro. I can share battery by just touching the phones together. Works like a wireless charger.
Tee Rat 2 years ago
That's a really cool feature although I know I wouldn't trust it. "You're stealing my private info."
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Stephen Hutchison 2 years ago
What a clever idea! Now how about they adapt that to send makeup to a friend who's almost out ... it should work the same way... and I'm sure this person has plenty of makeup to spare.
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Thomas Bentley 2 years ago
have you ever got to the front of a traffic jam, and there was nothing there. It was called the phantom jam. basically, someone pulls out in front of another person, so they brake. then the person behind them brakes. and it continues, interestingly at 20 miles per hour, down the motorway.
Christof Irran 2 years ago
No, not 20 miles per hour but at TWICE the average speed traveled. So if there is densely spaced traffic, flowing well at 60 miles per hour and somebody hits the brakes the response to the brake lights travels backwards at 120 mph, causing a traffic jam back there within 10 to 20 seconds.
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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago (edited)
What will blow your mind is all the traffic in Key West. I mean -- it's the END OF THE UNITED STATES; so where are they all driving to? Do they get to the outermost corner and turn around?
Potato Chimps 2 years ago
I'm voting for this guy for president. Real problems need real solutions like he's got.
TamsinElizebethMcCall 1 year ago
If there is a car crash blocking the way and there an ambulance, CLEARLY WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS CRASH INTO THE AMBULANCE
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
I thought of that too lol, I was like “Why is traffic slow if we have the same speed limit?”
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Asexual Zelephant 2 years ago
They'll most likely find whoever started this, meaning we're gonna get in trouble :0
BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they) 2 years ago
those dang injections making us teleport! is everyone having that problem? /s
Load More Replies... Christof Irran 2 years ago
The result is called an "Economic Collapse" or the "Even Greater Depression." The companies that don't get the money they billed you won't be able to pay their employees (employers need cash in order to do that), and the employee who didn't get paid can't pay for fuel to get to work, etc. multiplied by a hundred million...
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
A dark house with no internet does not get it, does it?
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Jessica Bertram 2 years ago
as a former casino dealer, i can confirm that mom was indeed *good* at gambling. which is how she lost everything. 😟
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago (edited)
This is truly sad. Heartbreaking. No one is "GOOD" at gambling. House always wins. Most who've won have lost far more before winning. I'm not sure that poker or other games requiring skill are necessarily an exception for the average person's pocket.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
You have to gamble the smart way. That is, not at all.
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
VAPING IS JUST AS BAD IF NOT WORSE AS SMOKING. Don’t vape.
Gamin Coda 2 years ago
I went from 2 packs of camel menthols a day to some kinda juul pod deal. Doctor said it's maybe a little better for me, but nicotine in general is bad for you.
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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
Well, there goes all the Serbians and Russians who wake up with Vodka, drink it with everything and go to bed with it.
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Marcellus II 2 years ago
Surely a multibillionaire would have a tennis-court-sized trampoline? I sure would.
The Scout 2 years ago
I would guess his "mini trampoline" probably was blonde...
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frog 2 years ago
Could be, but some people kidnap babies and children to raise as their own sometimes.
Load More Replies... Chris D'Asta 2 years ago
Stolen from Tibet in '95. Gedhun Choekyi Nyima is supposed to be the next incarnation but the Chinese government apparently hates Buddhists.
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Tee Wallace 2 years ago
An ex of mine said "you make my wee wee go ba-doink-a-doink" and I broke it off....after we finished making out
Natalie H 2 years ago
Yass…There’s a reason the words ‘wee wee’ & ‘doink-a-doink’ are never used in romance novels. They are the absolute opposite of an aphrodisiac. 😂😂😂
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Nonexistent Shoelace 2 years ago
I hate that I relate to this. Even worse is my therapist told me we don't need to see ecah other anymore.
Ephemeral Mochi 2 years ago
I have a similar thing but I don't even know the reason behind these thoughts they're just. There.
Serendipity 2 years ago
I had an afterschool teacher when I was 8 yo. I wanted to play and not learn math. So I jumped off a high shelf and broke my arm. It took me 4 months to recover. I was glad.
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Old Roadie 2 years ago
Well, at least she didn't wait until the wedding and show up in a telltale red dress.
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Betta Fish 2 years ago
Holy actual fricking heck what in the what help what I um what help I'm scared as a scared person aaaaa
𖤐 a m y 𖤐 2 years ago
do you want blankets and hot chocolate? and maybe a hug from me? ☕️
Load More Replies... and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago
That’s really creepy. Poor guy, and poor whoever found him 😬
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Display_Name 2 years ago
Next Door app Karen: I live at 123 H Street. Did anyone else find a dollar bill with a powdered substance inside?
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Angry Unicorn 2 years ago
I don't understand this, can someone please explain?
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Danger Bunny (She/Her) 2 years ago
What kind of doctor puts a cast on severely wrong?
Load More Replies... 2WheelTravlr 2 years ago
Of all the things on this list that never happened, this never happened the most.
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I don't know about literal (lol, auto fill thought I was typing I don't know literally anything!) mushrooms, but my sister often has problems with her ears because she always sleeps with earplugs in.
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Joshua David 2 years ago
It's so easy to find people. So easy. I'm not going to share the VERY public US website where after a little bit of sleuthing can find pretty much anyone, address, phone numbers etc. Start with the persons handle and Google it. Usually you will find a name and location. Input that info and HERE YOU GO. those who know, know because teaching DOXXING is unethical. I literally discovered all of this on accident.
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Solangelo4life!!! 2 years ago
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Christof Irran 2 years ago
Hello?! It's ballet class! Ballerinas live on cigarettes and black coffee.
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Jessica Bertram 2 years ago (edited)
nobody:..... absolutely no one:..... this woman: I WAS TOLD I SMELL LIKE FISH AND I LIKE SOCIAL MEDIA HUMILIATION
ASHTON MCKNIGHT 2 years ago
yall ever heard of uh what do u call it "learning to not say something"
Michelle Hines 2 years ago
Do we think this is a case of no filter or a case of no sense of shame? Either way this IS a serious case of Keep it to yourself
Natalie H 2 years ago
This is shameful. The utter disregard for others’ lives & safety is absolutely disgusting. Endangering others and causing a (possibly fatal) car wreck, While Operating A Motor Vehicle (wtf??), just to take a nasty crotch pic?? Of a Nasty cootch btw, bc it ain’t supposed to smell up the car like a tuna sandwich. She should see a doctor before she causes an STD epidemic 😷
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Gh0st! 2 years ago
What does your ugly attitude have to do with judging other people's lives?
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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago (edited)
So you somehow twist around to WATCH your own a*s as you wipe? Or you stand in front of a mirror, bend over and wipe? I thought you wipe - front to back - until you feel clean -- then (women) then wash up afterwards - especially if you have your menses. Blind doesn't mean stupid, bro.
unknown 2 years ago
I'm not really sure how we can all explain something to you that seems pretty obvious to most people, but you might want to check the paper afterwards when you think you're done, you may not be
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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
No, I don't, therefore I resign in "de-feet". And it is "feeting". Because he has "de-feeted" me. :)
Where's_My_Adderall 2 years ago
because it's f*cking funny, Carla! it's caled having a sense of humor, you should try it sometime!
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Display_Name 2 years ago
He charged you for your's, he momma, his sister, his wife, and his mil oil change.
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Tee Wallace 2 years ago
So I did this once when I was younger...cuz I was stupid and it's the worst feeling ever and I 10/10 do not recommend
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Eating disorder. But honestly, every damn time I see ED I think erectile dysfunction before I realize that's wrong
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Coolwhip 2 years ago
I heard one guy call his kids "broken condoms" I thought it was hilarious lol.
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Mojo Flizash 2 years ago
Between this and the photoshopped seagull on the 🚫 seagull sign...there is alot of retread on BP. I love this website but....just saying.
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Frappuchino the hedgehog 2 years ago
But then ecips eci is ice spice backwards
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What do you think ?
LinkTheHylian 2 years ago
Some of us are too old for "TikTok humour". I once saw a video of a guy mocking his mother based on a conversation they had. How is that funny to anyone who doesn't know her?
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𖤐 a m y 𖤐 2 years ago
it’s called joking, and your comments are insanely rude
Load More Replies... LinkTheHylian 2 years ago
Some of us are too old for "TikTok humour". I once saw a video of a guy mocking his mother based on a conversation they had. How is that funny to anyone who doesn't know her?
Load More Replies... 𖤐 a m y 𖤐 2 years ago
it’s called joking, and your comments are insanely rude
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