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30 Of The Funniest And Most Random Text Interactions Ever, According To This Twitter Profile
When the first social media sites were born, they pretty much changed everyone’s lives. One of the first ‘true’ social media sites was created in 1997, SixDegrees.com, on which you could establish lists of connections, set up a profile page, and exchange messages throughout networks. And while back in the day not everybody was able to have a profile and talk with friends without meeting them face to face, fast forward to now, 25 years later, it has turned into the new normal. We can call whoever we want, no matter where they are; we can also see them and basically meet them despite being on opposite sides of the world. Insane, huh?
With that being said, there's a Twitter profile dedicated to crazy, confusing and completely bizarre interactions that people have shared while communicating online.
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Norman Beattie 2 years ago
She opened the door, sadly she has never heard of the phrase "never take a knife to a gun fight" Great response !
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
There was a rather notorious one in the White House for four years. Rumor has it that its offspring still linger among the halls.
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Craziest Interactions is a Twitter account that was created back in March 2022. It consists of the best and/or the worst internet interactions that folks online have submitted.
As of now, the page has almost 68K followers and new posts are being uploaded (almost always) daily.
#3
Janine B. 2 years ago
Glad to see there was at least no black eye hidden. 🙃
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Panda enthusiast 2 years ago
This is so cool, I deeply regret that I have only one like to give
#4
K-Hey 2 years ago
This is something I would say to my kid 🤣 but we just have that kind of humor, and he would have an equal burn to match it
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Mr.G86 2 years ago
I'm waiting patiently like a lion waiting on a gazelle, for my kids to come ask me this. Lmao
Smiley MG 2 years ago
Ahhhh lol.... Wee Lambs be in for a lamb-roasting bonanza...
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MontanaMariner 2 years ago (edited)
My dad told me "you're making my life f@cking miserable" when I was 15. Had he ever text me, I'd expect something similar to this.
#5
AxolotlViolet (they/them) 2 years ago
You were right at first. The chicken does, in fact, see her salad
Min 2 years ago
The chef who invented it was Caesar Cardini. If I recall correctly, I think it originally was called Caesar's salad.
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TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
I love their reaction. Almost like, "WHAT!? I HATE CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD. YOU'RE TELLING ME I'VE LIKED IT ALL ALONG??"
It is not a surprise that people, especially younger generations, tend to text a lot. Moreover, a report shows that teens are communicating more through social media or text messages rather than meeting in person.
It's hardly surprising that kids tend to use social media more frequently than they did in the past: 70% report doing so frequently, which is more than double the percentage (34%) from 2012.
#6
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
I have a"Seal of Approval" one with a happy baby harp seal. XD I love puns, even though the crow one isn't a pun, but I like my seal one.
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Liz Orreo trex ago go 2 years ago
There's lactase pills for that, no need to ever have gushy painful farting tummy again.
Royal Stray 2 years ago
That only works it it's the lactose you have problems with, not if you're allergic to milk
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If you're just lactose intolerant, go ahead with the dairy as long as you realise that actions have consequences. If you're allergic, however, avoid dairy at all costs
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
I don't eat cheese cuz I don't like the taste, look, or smell. Is that better or worse?
Red Lotus 🪷 2 years ago (edited)
I like cheese depending on the quality. If it's the cheap plastiky mozzarella, I hate, hate, HATE it with a passion. If it's fresh it's tolerable thought. Cheddar is nice, just a bit smelly, parmesan is heaven except for the smell. Edit: every time I wrote the name of a cheese, the weirdest emojis kept popping up, like the vomiting, sick, and *sigh* ones. Seems like the keyboard is biased against cheese too.
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MaryHadaLittleLamb 2 years ago (edited)
It looks like a small car stacked on a minivan. What's with the tiny headlights next to the windshield? Do they serve a specific purpose?
steven mayes 2 years ago
It maybe ugly but its seats are excellent. Back in 1995 I worked as a Designer on the seats so I really like the seating at least.
Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
I am guessing this is either a fake post, or whoever was selling the car is using the Wikipedia pic instead of their own pic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_Multipla
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
I really like this car, always have. It’s a Fiat Multipla for our non-European Pandas.
Lady Snowfall 2 years ago
They would use this in the Cars movies if they ever needed to portray a porpoise.
Potato Puffin 2 years ago
I remember in school we had to do a "room 101" presentation, about three things we wanted to get rid of from the world forever. All in good fun, nothing serious. In his presentation, my friend spoke very passionately about his disgust at this car lol. He described it as someone trying to horizontally slice a beluga
#8
Panda enthusiast 2 years ago
But did y'all noticed, how the boss never asks directly if they can come to work? I bet that the boss does it on purpose, just so if need be, boss can always say "I didn't order you to come to work on your day off, I just mentioned we are uderstaffed and then you volunteered!".
manon M 2 years ago
Tout à fait, si le manager proposait une offre d'extra bien payée l. Op répondrait favorablement. On en a vu des heures pas payées...
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LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 2 years ago
Money always talks. Increase money and poof people want to work extra. During COVID, working at the hospital we got bonuses all the time. Then the COVID money dried up and poof.. no one wants to work extra. Shocker!
Id row 2 years ago
It's always better to ignore a text and say you didn't see it than reply and tell them no.
M Bow 2 years ago
My boss definitely thinks I'm busier than I am, I leave a good hour and a half buffet before answering any message outside work hours
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Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my! 2 years ago
My boss called and asked if I wanted to work my day off. I said no, thank you.
Lisa H 2 years ago
Me with one of my jobs right now. I've started applying at other places. They just posted for my very position at a starting salary for $4-$8 more than what they're paying me. There's MUCH more that's making me want to leave, but that's just the icing on the cake. This would be me if they called me in right now.
Now, let’s look at some essential texting statistics. According to 99firms.com, 61% have been texting much more since the beginning of the pandemic. In fact, the average personal screen time has risen for 75% of respondents. For example, between 2019 and 2021, the average American consumer's daily screen time climbed by 49.4%.
Additionally, a survey that included 4,000 participants found that Millennials and Gen Z prefer texting to calling their friends and family on a regular basis. As evidenced by texting statistics, two-thirds of people between the ages of 18 and 34 carry their phones with them even when using the restroom.
#9
AnnaRachelle 2 years ago
It scares me to death when I think about people being persecuted for their skin colour/sexuality, culture. Parts of our world are so cruel
Vaa10 2 years ago
My cousin is gay and is currently living on Iran. He says Iran has the best parties he ever has been. I really don't know how that's working, maybe he knows something we don't...
Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
Well, all the men are expected to spend time only with men and have close relationships with men. It's probably not hard to fly under the radar there.
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Con O Cuinn 2 years ago
Male or female, don't send unsolicited nudes. I'm not secure enough with passwords that I trust having that on my phone. One of my biggest fears is that I somehow get charged with revenge porn because my Google account gets hacked.
LuLuBelle 2 years ago
Pro tip: it's highly unlikely she wants a d**k pic unless she asks for it. Why do guys even do that? Unless you are trying to gross her out and make her think you're a creep, keep that s**t under wraps.
Brock Landers 2 years ago
Pro tip: it's not just guys who do it. I once had a woman send me a picture of her sucking on a dildo with no top on.
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luka! (she/her) 2 years ago
personally I would never want to open my messages and the first thing I see is a guy's d**k, no thank you
Nadine Debard 2 years ago
Unsolicited nudes are sexual harrassment and should be banned. Who the heck wants to see your...
#11
Cyndi Moring 2 years ago
thank you for spelling 'they're' correctly. First time in a long time.
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AngelWingsYT 2 years ago
Not what that means not what that means at all xD at least they didnt add "lol" (what they think means lots of love)
Justin Walsh 2 years ago
Who sends a text when a family member dies!!??? That's just cold and disrespectful.
Oh, and also, interesting fact - in 2019, 3.2 billion people used social media globally, accounting for 42% of the planet's population. Additionally, there are currently about 4.5 billion internet users worldwide. These figures show how digital media is becoming more and more prevalent in our daily lives.
#12
KittyGaming 2 years ago
THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL (I absolutely love that episode like the fact it kept saying no to Squidward man that was funny)
#13
That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 2 years ago
They were tryna get sympathy to then get more money - but in reality they are probably loaded and looking to fish out more money from a few people who believe them.
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Jaya 2 years ago
Or just someon with a really dark sense of humor. I thought it was funny.
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Book Nerd (she/her) 2 years ago
104 unseen messages! God, they’re social. I was gone for a week and I had 30
#18
Robert T 2 years ago
Possibly a very clunky design that takes the time from the user's computer and not the server, so by setting their clock back 4 years, they appear to have made a post in the past. Or they really are a time traveller. *shrug*
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._. 2 years ago (edited)
... but you can't comment on something that doesn't exist yet even if u go back in time
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Renegade 2 years ago
Plankton is Mr Krabs sworn enemy and main competition. He's always trying to get the recipe for Krabby Patties (aka, the formula.)
Load More Replies... KittyGaming 2 years ago
Hahahahhahahahah cute joke but feed that baby or else it'll end up like pearl
MontanaMariner 2 years ago
With a handle like "Posh Spice", I'm sure she's unbearable to be around.
M Bow 2 years ago
SpongeBob character Plankton spends all his time looking for the krabby patty formula
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Jestinna Welch 2 years ago
It is if your trying to impress a bunch of douchebags 😂😂
Load More Replies... Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
I wouldn't brag about it if I managed something like that, just enjoy the spoils
Biscuitbot 2 years ago
I'd love to know how. When I worked there you'd get written up if the til count was out by something like 5pence or over. Three times of that and they removed you (not sure if just from the tills or completely)
Bookworm 2 years ago
I somehow doubt that McDonald's is going to spend their time trying to get Twitter to reveal the real identity of Twitter user 'wharrgarbl 5/8' on the chance they actually did steal money and aren't just making stuff up on the internet, but corporate greed has surprised me before.
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I give up on society 2 years ago
Reminds me of cashier that ask me what the change for $4.98 order and guy gave her $5. I totally lost it.
Richienotsorich 2 years ago
In a Floridian McDonald's our bill came to something like $7.25 and I only had a tenner so I gave him $10.25 to avoid more loose change and the guy had a meltdown. His brain literally shrivelled up inside his head. Had to ask the manager what to do. I was dumbfounded when the manager was baffled too. I just said "give me $3" and we're good. They looked like I was trying to con them!
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#23
baby frog 2 years ago
she really said i love you (i’m kidding i’m sorry plz don’t downvote)
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Liz Orreo trex ago go 2 years ago
This is likely a vision issue, my mom used to say she liked really wierd things but then it turned out she was going blind.
DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago
"America grandma "?.. Let's see how Kevin Spacey handles this one 😅 Really though, his a*s is in some trouble
#24
I give up on society 2 years ago
Because fate, time being or just luck decided today is your day. Not hard really
#25
Brock Landers 2 years ago
Isn't this the guy where he paid for a bunch of people to have cataract surgery and then a bunch of worthless mouth breathers whined
brandyy17 2 years ago
dont forget gave homeless people homes, got a shelter full of dogs all adopted, tipped a waitress with a brand new car, gave ppl who needed cars fpr $10 or less, bought out grocery stores so he could bring all the stuff he bought to homeless shelters and food pantries for the homeless. the list goes on
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Mad Dragon 2 years ago (edited)
A test line that is lighter than the control line is still a positive result.
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
It's unmanly to use periods now? Guess we're all in for some very confusing sentences
David 2 years ago
I am the manliest of men! I use periods, commas, semicolons, question marks. As a true alpha male there is no punctuation I can not use! /S
MaryHadaLittleLamb 2 years ago
I was looking at the comments to see if anyone had pointed that out yet, lol. <-- Period
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Cat Chat 2 years ago
Here in the US where each class in the scheduled day is called periods. I had a middle school teacher teacher that in her classroom we were to call them classes because "the other" (which she refused to say as it was just disgusting to even mention, apparently) was "a irl thing". 🤣
Hey! 2 years ago (edited)
When I started primary grade 1-2, we had to say "Q" as the "unmentionable letter" because it sounded like "cul" - "butt" in English. A nun was teaching us. My father started an upraising with the school board and won after 2 years. I was too young to know what he actually did but my older brothers talked about it once in a while. Edit: missing apostrophe
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DonnerDinnerParty 2 years ago
I don't understand the response from kingwan... Women aren't supposed to have periods anymore? Apparently this one has gone over my head 🙃
Ann Coffman 2 years ago
I don't. I just assumed it was the same for everyone else.
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Lynn Morello 2 years ago
I am left trying to figure out how to USE a period. Unless it is a Quotation Mark.
Nathan Shipman 2 years ago
To answer her question, it is proper grammar. To end a complete sentence that is neither a question nor an exclamation.
AutisticSeagull 2 years ago
Nah the 1st one was, the 2nd one was just a comeback
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Trophy Husband 2 years ago
Maybe she just is a really strong independent woman. Why does everyone assume he means something bad?
JB 2 years ago
Here’s where things get dicey when you use a TLA instead of writing whole words.
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baby frog 2 years ago
it’s is i’d be so sad if someone did they to me :( i hope it’s a joke between good friends tho
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two-sided llama 2 years ago
its story that starts like this. when a man and a woman love each other very much
I give up on society 2 years ago (edited)
You see dady and mommy from this chain of islands. They got busy one night and ,9 months later I'm born .
Baali Venomax 2 years ago
To paraphrase Mean Girls, "You can't just ask someone why they are Filipino?"
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#32
I give up on society 2 years ago
Life is like a train wreck. Some days it chugging along and other days it flying off the rails. So grab on and giddy up for the best time of your life. Otherwise, the alternative is that you realize you be working for next 60+ years just so can eat, sleep and work to live.
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StankleBerry 2 years ago
Did people lose their sense of humour at this last one? Or is it because they’re Black?
Yo-kai Pro 2 years ago
It's cause of the fact they are saying they would kill someone for a girl.
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Mary Peace 2 years ago
There were a lot here I didn't understand, but maybe it's because I'm not American. Being British, I think there was background/context I didn't get.
Mary Peace 2 years ago
There were a lot here I didn't understand, but maybe it's because I'm not American. Being British, I think there was background/context I didn't get.
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