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In times of stress and trouble, a sense of humor and some laughter go a long way to help us feel better and lift our spirits.

Yes, the coronavirus pandemic continues to spread across the world and we all feel like we’re in danger. Yes, the number of infected has surpassed 197k globally. But some people see the silver lining even in this situation and come up with truly funny jokes about the coronavirus.

Bored Panda collected some of the very best jokes about coronavirus to put a smile on your face and help you feel better in these dark times. Upvote your favorites of these hilarious photos and when you’re done enjoying this list of fresh new memes, check out part 1 of our collection right here. We also reached out to Mind, a UK mental health charity, so read on about their advice about staying mentally fit during prolonged episodes of staying at home.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sock puppets gotta eat too, though he seems to be hoarding those cars. Save some for the other puppets dude!

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We all know how beneficial laughter is to our bodies and states of mind. However, it’s not the only way to protect your mental health. Especially if you’re staying at home and distancing yourself socially.

Bored Panda reached out to Mind, a UK mental health charity, to learn more about staying mentally fit during the coronavirus lockdowns we’re seeing around the globe.

Stephen Buckley, the Head of Information at Mind, explained that media coverage may increase people’s concern about the coronavirus, therefore, you should think about “taking a break or limiting how much you read or watch is helpful to maintain your well-being during this time.”

Most of us are guilty of following every tiny update about the coronavirus pandemic. But it’s far from healthy. It leads to anxiety. It leads to low-key panic. It leaves us mentally and emotionally drained. Though it’s important to stay informed, try to limit the amount of time you spend reading the news, especially stories about the ‘Coronapocalypse.’ Also, try to stick to reputable news sources so you don’t get worried over misinformation.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha, wait they closed the library? WTF we are all gonna die

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Staying mentally fit also means reducing the amount of time you spend scrolling through social media. After all, nearly everyone’s writing and posting about the coronavirus at the moment. You deserve a break from all of that. The good news is that sites like Twitter offer you the ability to mute certain keywords, to follow or mute accounts that might be making you anxious. So use those tools to filter your social media feed and go for wholesome news stories.

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According to Buckley, some people might find that staying at home alone might not be ideal. “So try to think of alternatives, for example staying with a friend or family member. You can also keep up to date with the current government health advice about whether you need to self-isolate.”

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If you’re self-isolating, first of all, congratulations on making a smart decision. Well done. Unfortunately, quarantining yourself might be a bit, well, lonely. So keep connected to the people you care about by phoning, messaging, and emailing them regularly. We’re social animals, after all. Take away the social aspect and what are we left with?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. Tech and video conferencing - who actually needs offices really? Very few jobs need to be held in buildings where you are all penned together these days.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will use aloe Vera for burns and tea tree for spots and lavender to help me sleep. But I am also a huge fan of vaccines and antibiotics haha.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See, essential oils aren't all that bad- if you want a nice smell or something. In my opinion, some scents can put you in a bit of a better mood or help you sleep, but that's really all essential oils are gonna do. We have an essential oil diffuser in our house, but it's just to smell nice. It's this believing that essential oils are gonna ward off or cure illnesses that is the problem. Like people think a nice smell is gonna be better than all of modern medicine???

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100% agree with you. Love the way the smell, well some of them but yeah they are not a replacement for medicine.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, nobody should be using oils alone, but while the hospitals are overwhelmed, it's nice to get a tiny immune boost. While we're in quarantine, we can get mood and sleep help.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're sold out of tea tree oil. I'm not an essential oil enthusiast, but tea tree oil does kill germs. But I use it in addition to alcohol, washing hands, etc.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right!?! I love using rubbing alcohol with drops of tea tree as a disinfectant in a spray bottle! Only none at the store so my hubby bought me vodka instead...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Crazy thing is, almost all essential oils are actually anti-viral! some extremely good... Better than noodles!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lady that makes Elderberry tonic locally by me can't keep up with her orders. She's swamped!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once I learned about Elderberry tea over 20 years ago, it helped lessen the intensity and duration of the flu the next two times it visited me. Natural remedies are not "cures". Shame on the people who promote them as such. ALL the health supporting activities - wholesome foods, clean water, sleep, exercise, positive relationships, reducing toxic chemistry in our cleaning and "beauty" products (essential oils do SO much to help us achieve this) - work together to allow our body to do what it's built to do!!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or vinegar or crystals I've noticed also... I think it's like in the horror movies, when there is a vampire they never go to a modern non-denominational church... the find a Real Catholic Church! especially a super old fashioned looking one where the Priest wears a cassock. That's how you know it's getting down to life or death! lol

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vinegar will kill some bacteria. Drinking vinegar water actually helped my ancestors keep from getting the cholera or whatever was killing people off right and left during the Runaway Scrape in Texas that happened because of the Texas war for independence from Mexico. (It's documented in my several-greats grandmother's memoirs.) It can be an effective disinfectant depending on what the microbe is. But it doesn't have much effect, if any, on COVID-19.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and I am a qualified clinical aromatherapist, with some 25 years experience; both in and outside the NHS.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats cos people do believe (still!!) that something will wok unless it comes on a prescipition)!! BUT think about it, antibiotc - means against life - probiotic (which all EO's are) - means for or promoting life! I rest my case.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Essentiel oils can be effective and some are actually researched (many drugs we use come from plants, after all). They are just not effective enough when It comes to such serious disease.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, that's not true. And just because you and others who doubt EO efficacy don't believe in it, doesn't make it untrue. Also, those who regularly use pure essential oils are likely the ones who are doing well, not panicking during this trying time. Grateful I have and use them every day.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And about wipes and commercial hand sanitizer, MOST people are unaware that, in order for them to be remotely effective, people need to wait between 20 - 30 seconds before the chemical has actually worked against the bacteria/germs. MOST people are "wipe and touch" so end up with said bacteria/germ on their hands anyway!!! Also, that toxic chemistry has to go somewhere - face, mouths, food, other people. Knowledge is power no matter what "camp" you are in. Choose your weapon and stand by it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It not funny. It leave more for the rest of us. Do research on NIH website before you speak.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My local Walmart sold out of essential oils. I don't use them, but I checked out of curiosity.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope the antivaxxers stand their ground and when the vaccine to covid19 is found they reject it. That would be a win-win

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By the time a vaccine is available, this Covid 19 pandemic will be over.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm surprised there hasn't been a big run on liquor. The last time I went to Aldi, they still had plenty of their funky off-brand beers.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had grown a*s adults approach me at my place of business asking what oils I carry to treat and cure their cancer....

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And a lot of faith healers have found out that they don't have enough faith to go around mauling possible COVID-19 patients.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how all those "EOs can cure cancer!" people aren't making the same claim about coronavirus. Also, this: "To make a homemade hand sanitizer, just add ten drops of Thieves to rubbing alcohol and aloe vera gel..." Yeah, guess which thing is killing the virus?

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Finally, remember the basics. Eat well, drink plenty of water, exercise regularly. Read a good book, maybe practice meditating as well. If anything, this crisis is the perfect opportunity to reexamine your priorities (and maybe even start a new hobby!). Above all, remember to laugh and smile a lot. Having a good sense of humor is going to help immensely in the months to come.

“Our physical and mental health are linked, so make sure you are eating regularly and drinking enough water,” Buckley explained. “Think about getting food delivered or asking someone else to drop food off for you. Being at home might impact your routine which can affect your appetite and when you drink water. It can help to create a new routine to make sure you are looking after yourself.”

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Buckley stressed the importance of staying active and keeping your mind stimulated. “Keep your brain occupied and challenged. Set aside time in your routine for this. Read books, magazines and articles. Listen to podcasts, watch films and do puzzles.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother must be rubbing his hands with glee... (and antibac gel).

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Yep, sorry anti-vaxxers. Though to be honest I'd give you a pass and let you have the vaccine (if you wanted it) because it would help OTHERS be safe.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or video conferencing. Don't need to be in the same room 😲

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah - stopped believing a long time ago that the world knows it's in a new year and that it magically resets.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember to tip your delivery people! They're making this a whole lot more bearable.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not your average flu ooh, better stay in your home. Not your average flu ooh, this is not the time to roam.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*remembers the Toilet Paper and Basically Everything Else Shortage of 2019*

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's start with the Kardashians. Might not help but it certainly won't make things worse.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup! I do feel for the parents whose offices remain open while the schools shut down though...they have nowhere to send the kids while they have to work.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Spoiler* He isn't the problem. Which makes this meme even more accurate.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a mechanic with dirty hands and apparently war paint on my face, I'm screwed

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The bride wanted her gown made of only the finest and most precious of materials for her walk down the aisle

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t find it strange that they predicted some of things since they have like a million episodes 😁 Adore them!

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wrong. they're all at the beach for spring break. party on, Jason!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can confirm this... I teach math, and people really think this way.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well it didn't help that Americans voted in the most inept person to be president in history.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pollen levels where I live are very high right now, so everyone randomly sneezes and coughs, and then you watch everyone around you try not to visibly freak out a little

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More like: Let me take back to 2019 when Pangolin where sold on a fresh market in China...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You want a disease to spread like wildfire, make sure that one of the symptoms is irresistible wanderlust that includes an overwhelming desire to make your travel plans so you have to change planes in Atlanta.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why skip? Just turn off your webcam and stay logged into the class. Get the attendance credit.

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But how do you dry yourself on the ones that don't have blow drying facilities?

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And out in Miami... There are a lot of younger gens that are out there literally saying "If I get corona, I get corona. "At the end of the day, I'm not going to let it stop me from partying." and "What they're doing is bad, we need a refund. This virus ain't that serious. There's more serious things out there like hunger and poverty, we need to address that." SMH https://www.yahoo.com/news/aint-serious-miami-spring-breakers-074801407.html

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It is pretty awful that its gaining momentum during allergy season. Every morning I have to ask of I'm runny because of allergies or covid.

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Look up the grad student who rapped about mitochondria. It's good enough for top 40 and an A in Biology

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I wish to avoid the town that thinks THAT is an appropriate thing to have in public.

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Actually, there is one- Montenegro still doesn't have any confirmed cases of coronavirus. Stay strong, Montenegro! :D

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I am 100% Chinese but have never eaten a bite of bat or rat. Most Chinese people don't eat bat, so it just goes to show that every country has some hobo who eats weird stuff. Not just China.

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My daughter got a learning pack today and my sons school will have them ready tomorrow so they have work to do if/when the schools close.

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Why does this keep blamming boomers? Has anyone been in a grocery store? You think it is just boomers acting stupid?

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