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Sojourner
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Aw, nah! Just your average Discord person and AI art fan. Yes, I use reddit, but only sometimes. If you see my pfp: it's AI art. only the good stuff though.
Sojourner • upvoted an item 1 week ago
TwoFluffyCats reply
During a class field trip, a girl in class casually mentioned before everybody that the road we were driving down was the same one she'd tried to end herself on the year before because she was bullied so badly. She said she'd been driving and floored it, hoping to hit a tree, only to change her mind because she didn't want to hurt her family. It just came out of nowhere - and from the girl who was generally considered incredibly popular, kind, and well-liked.
Sojourner • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago
Sojourner • commented on 22 posts 1 year ago
“Am I The [Jerk] For Telling My Wife She Owes Me An Apology For These Last Seven Years Of Marriage?”
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Sojourner • upvoted 16 items 1 year ago
“Am I The [Jerk] For Telling My Wife She Owes Me An Apology For These Last Seven Years Of Marriage?”
“Am I The [Jerk] For Telling My Wife She Owes Me An Apology For These Last Seven Years Of Marriage?”
“Am I The [Jerk] For Telling My Wife She Owes Me An Apology For These Last Seven Years Of Marriage?”
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My Sister Used To Have A Mean Husband That Treated Their Son Horribly, 4 Years Later I Can Say Her New Husband And My Brother In Law Is Pretty Awesome Just By What He Puts In My Nephew's Lunch Each Day
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I went to one where the Milwaukee Brewers’ racing sausages showed up and danced with everyone. I was 7 months pregnant, dancing with the bratwurst.
Another one, literally everyone over 13 was drunk as a skunk, and during “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” a dude took off his shirt and got down on all fours and started trotting around the dance floor like a horse, complete with bucking. Then this girl hopped on his back and he literally gave her a horsey ride until she fell off. Upon which the bride’s 400-ish pound father hopped on dude’s back, and dude KEPT GOING.
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I worked a wedding at a country club outside of Chicago where the bride got SUPER drunk even before dinner and ended up peeing herself IN her wedding dress. Then something happened with her dad (an argument? Or he was sick? I don’t remember) but he left the wedding during dinner. She had to do the “father daughter dance” with her mom and was in tears the whole time. The bride ended up leaving the wedding before my coverage even ended.
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“Am I The [Jerk] For Telling My Wife She Owes Me An Apology For These Last Seven Years Of Marriage?”
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Working at a vet office… and the guy brings in his stud Great Dane… and casually slips in how he rents his dogs out for human pleasure.
Don’t worry, authorities were contacted bc it was on video w/ audio in the reception area.
TwoFluffyCats reply
During a class field trip, a girl in class casually mentioned before everybody that the road we were driving down was the same one she'd tried to end herself on the year before because she was bullied so badly. She said she'd been driving and floored it, hoping to hit a tree, only to change her mind because she didn't want to hurt her family. It just came out of nowhere - and from the girl who was generally considered incredibly popular, kind, and well-liked.
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Cut A Nerve And Lost 1/3 Mobility In My Finger. This Frankenstein Prosthetic My Dad And I Made Helps Me Regain Most Of It Back
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